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Artist's mother says "He's not an enfant terrible, just a very naughty boy". 0
riesler 3 years
FIFA scandal, parents accepted bribes to let son play on Xbox. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Officials are investigating allegations that parents took bribes in order to secure the venue for recent FIFA 2011 matches. Eleven year old Oli Jones promised to tidy his room and help with the...

Internetee buys online University so he can call himself professor 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Councils switch to spreading snow 2
Erlang 3 years

In a shock reversal many councils today began to spread snow instead of the more traditional salt and grit. Council spokesmen justified their actions that it was more abundant right now, and it...

Wikileaks cables: earth tilts on axis as whole world shrugs simultaneously... 1
Doylem 3 years
It's officially winter... 0
riesler 3 years

now that it is snowing in London...

New Middle Class Residential area built with 'No back yards' 0
Moggsy 3 years
Typing your worldview into a glowing rectangle changes no-one's mind, says 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

shock internet politics study...

90% of studies are a room in a house, according to survey 2
Rowly 3 years
Retired electrician says his hoard of Picasso works is worth £50m, £40m for cash 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Extra security for loose-tongued Saudi king 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

The fallout from WikiLeaks continues to have impacts across the world. It has emerged that, as a direct result of what the US State Department describes as "WikiLeaks' evil irresponsibility", King...

Wikimugs reveals shock that people say different things in private 0
Des Custard 3 years

Internet website Wikimugs crashed this morning after publishing the name of every sucker outraged by the news that other people say different things in private and in public. Founder Jane Ratzen...

Picasso Electrician also "does a nice line in Ecclestone jewellery" 0
danhall 3 years

more soon....

Latest Harry Potter film increases number of middle aged freaks to a new level 0
MC One R 3 years

A new study shows that following the release of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the UK has more creepy middle-aged weirdos than previously thought. "It seems that the country is full of...

FIFA alleges bribery in compilation of BBC Sports Personality of the Year list 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Conversation at ‘The Duke of York’ was rude and foul-mouthed says US diplomat 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Word shortage forces government to ration old people's snow descriptions 0
MC One R 3 years

Constant coverage of the weather has forced the government to ration old people giving descriptions of the snow. Phrases such as "cold snap", "eeh it's bitter", and "not as bad as 1963/1947" will be...

BA call centre ‘terrorist’ raised suspicions by answering quickly and helpfully 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sepp Blatter 'astounded' at corruption allegations. Hopefully more soon. 1
Griffin 3 years
Government spokesman advises public to avoid travelling to North East England. 0
MC One R 3 years

In other news, more snow on the way...

1985 Toyota Pickup is a pile of shit, claims controversial report by Rikkor 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Boston based intellectual research group Rikkor has released a damning condemnation of the 1985 Toyota Pickup. etc...

FIFA executives now realise that South Korea is the best bid for the World Cup 0
MC One R 3 years

"A lot of countries will be "based" in Korea by 2022 anyway. They may as well have a game of footie."...

Jose Mourinho celebrates another tactical victory 0
MC One R 3 years

"Those Barcelona losers are no match for The Chosen One. I just tell it like it is"...

20% of studies condradict each other, reveals new study 3
Golgo13 3 years
80% of studies contradict each other, reveals new study 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Sources say the 2011 LibDem conference is already a "sell out" 0
MC One R 3 years
Wikileeks 'Tasteless' claims Welsh Farmer's Union 0
surdoux 3 years

In a press release today, Taffy Jones, spokesman for the Welsh Farmer's Union said 'I don't know what all the fuss is about. Welsh leeks have been good enough for centuries, we don't need anything...

Aung San Suu Kyi declares first priority wll be to get an iPhone 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Russia's Panoromska Investigatich Alleges FIFA Officials 'Wise, Strong & Humble' 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Kim Jong Ill to play leading role in Call of Duty 3 0
Dumbnews 3 years