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Annual Most Obnoxious Person on Planet competition kicks off again

The Annual World's Most Obnoxious Person competition started again this weekend without last year's winner, multi-millionaire Carlos "I'm not playing" Tevez who has absconded to the continent with a...

blacklesbianandproudofit 18.08.13 6:17pm
Russian soldier spoils aim with Kalashnicough.

It's all I got...

Al OPecia 18.08.13 4:08pm
Al OPecia
Swiss Finance Ministry Braced for first Recession Since 1935

A record number of horns were blown in the Swiss region of Zermatt this weekend. This has caused fears that many having discovered the pleasures of mass horn blowing will want more of it and refuse...

Ian Collier 18.08.13 4:04pm
Ian Collier
Queen revealed as “Cartland” author

News broke today that Queen Elizabeth II is the true author of the astonishingly wide range of pink-infested romance novels previously attributed to Dame Barbara Cartland. Suspicions arose after 57...

Coco 18.08.13 3:47pm
Paddy Berzinski
Campanology competition in disarray over use of ringers 0
exigo 18.08.13 11:47am
RSPCA seek arrest of Professor Schrodinger for attempted animal abuse

This joke may or may not be funny...

AReader 18.08.13 11:45am
Athletics honour: Brendan Foster awarded BPO (Best Pronunciation of Ohuruogu) 0
Drylaw 18.08.13 9:54am
Crazy French Inventor Creates Pedal-Powered Wanking Machine

The device, dubbed by the French media, as the 'Pédal-Bateur' is the work of Jean Tomas, a 45 year old inventor from Lille, famed for his weird a wacky creations. He said the idea to build such a...

Robopop 18.08.13 9:30am
Schrodingers cat found dead. In related news, universe ceases to exist. 2
Maverick 18.08.13 8:50am
Kent boy emerges from bedroom to hero's welcome after 6 week stint on CoD

The parents of Billy Ackleton, a 10 year old firearms expert from Strood, say they're "pleased to have him back" after his extended tour of duty in the virtual deserts and ghost towns of cyberdoom,...

Robopop 18.08.13 8:38am
Schrodingers cat killed Diana - exclusive 3
Squudge 18.08.13 7:51am
Kevin the Swan
Quantum physicist goes to beach to watch the particles breaking upon the shore 1
Smart Alex 18.08.13 7:50am
Kevin the Swan
Massive Queue Of Fishing Boats Builds Up As Gibratar Checks For Smuggling 0
Titus 18.08.13 7:34am
"Diana Coroner Failed To Notice Car & Bodies Riddled Wth Bullets" Claims Express 0
Titus 18.08.13 7:20am
Labour Adopts New Slogan "Look, Brown Really Has Gone, So Vote For Us - Please?" 0
Titus 18.08.13 6:50am
Bearded Paxman Is Fearful Of Beating By Egyptian Police 0
Titus 18.08.13 6:39am
BBC's John Seargeant admits when he was younger that he was only John Constable 1
Smart Alex 18.08.13 6:36am
Lindy Moone
Audi announces that "indicator stalk" is not a euphemism.

(Or it would have been overuse)...

Maverick 18.08.13 12:45am
Sisters remain tight-lipped after claims of adult toy abuse rock nunnery 2
Robopop 18.08.13 12:41am
Increasingly desperate Ed Milliband murders nine: still no media coverage. 1
deskpilot3 17.08.13 11:39pm
Outrage As 14 Greengrocers Shot Dead Following Decision To Arm Apostrophe Police

"Over-enthusiastic" apostrophe police officer beats, shoots and leaves...

Titus 17.08.13 11:25pm
Left-hand mouse manufacturer goes bankrupt as porn block takes effect 0
sydalg 17.08.13 11:09pm
Catherine's an Aragoner if she doesn't produce an heir, warns Henry VIII 0
sydalg 17.08.13 11:08pm
God to announce long-awaited Commandments 11-20 exclusively on Twitter 10
bonjonelson 17.08.13 10:31pm
Cameron says 'any day now' for new scandal involving Jacob Rees-Mogg.

More casual racism soon...

deskpilot3 17.08.13 10:09pm
Racist Attack Leaves Fridge Fighting For it's Life - 2

Racial tension is running high in Gillingham, Kent today following what is alleged to have been a racially motivated attack which took place on the town's high street yesterday afternoon. The victim,...

Robopop 17.08.13 10:07pm
Diana Death latest - "may have involved the millinery". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.08.13 9:27pm
Al OPecia
Sat Nav companies thrown into panic over location of "Balcombe". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.08.13 9:25pm
Al OPecia
God "just doesn't know what to suggest". More soon. 13
Al OPecia 17.08.13 9:17pm
Al OPecia
Tesco Announce First instore Male Comfort Zone

Tesco Announce First instore [i]Male Comfort Zone[/i], As part of the supermarket giant’s reinvigoration of their UK operations, stores are offering an ever wider range of services. Tesco have...

Ian Collier 17.08.13 9:08pm