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Drama as attractive strangers on bus fail to share a moment. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

In spite of intervention of Budweiser and Wrigleys spearmint chewing gum...

Tobacconist arrested for distributing snuff movies 0
wallster 3 years
PM, Media pressure trigger Moderate Bouncers to condemn Raoul Moat's methods 4
Golgo13 3 years

Facebook tribute pages and illiterate floral shrines to Raoul Moat, the 37-year-old Tyneside bouncer who shot his ex-girlfriend, her partner and a police officer, turning the gun on himself following...

“This country is too crowded,” rages Romford man planning move to Costa del Sol 0
la maga 3 years
Music journalists in similie chaos as new Led Zeppelin album fails to impress. 2
wallster 3 years
Survey showing Statisticians too clever by half, leaves public confused... 0
Erlang 3 years

..but still indifferent...

Troll evicted from under bridge found lurking in chatroom 0
jp1885 3 years
UK Governement sends squad to save World Cup widows last son from British Open 0
simonjmr 3 years
World Cup widow referred for counselling after shock return of missing husband 0
QorbeQ 3 years

A Canterbury woman has been referred to a national counselling service after her football addicted husband, who disappeared at the start of the 2010 World Cup, suddenly reappeared several weeks later...

UK rapper renames self 'Rascal' after course of antibiotics for ear infection 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Government to tax thinking. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osbourne has today announced government plans to tax thinking. “The good thing about this form of taxation,” he explained, “Is that poor people, from poor...

Redrawing of constituencies will mean cull of excess MPs. More soon, we hope 0
martin2381 3 years
Naïve Americans duped by Iraqi Lacrosse team, UK officials’ spot document error 1
Erlang 3 years

Alert UK officials have uncovered an elaborate plot which has seemingly taken in American officials. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton naively believed that Iraqi dissidents were in fact members of...

Blair lands eponymous role in movie version of 'Swiss Tony'. 0
pinxit 3 years

No make-up required. "Running the country is like" etc,etc...

Chris Moyles to be twinned with Kim Jong Il 0
simonjmr 3 years

Long suffering Radio 1 listeners this morning voted unanimously to twin Chris Moyles with Kim Jong Il on the promise that the so called wacky breakfast show DJ would broadcast his show live from...

Keep Britian Healthy by the minister of health JB obe mfi diy dfc sos 1
biggles 3 years

Ten ton Tessy waddling down the street, With her shopping bags full of lots of fatty things to eat, Shes so fat and round she cant see her fatty feet, Cos all fatty Tessy does is eat and eat and...

Boots to only sell L'Oreal to those they deem worth it... 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Gordon Brown all smiles at launch of his memoirs "Peter Mandelson is gay!" 0
Iamthestig 3 years

And denies the title is in any way a personal attack on the Lord...

Wayne Rooney paints mural of forklift truck driver on the front of his house. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

The picture is of warehouse worker Kelvin Symes, known affectionately as ‘Fuck wit’ to his friends. Wayne says, “The boys have got a particularly difficult stock take over the next few weeks,...

Apple calls news conference for Friday about iPhones. Sadly, there was no signal 0
Ostsee 3 years

I once had a Siemens phone. Strange thing, it worked...

All hell breaks loose on M4 when driver hits "shuffle" button on iNav GPS. 0
Tristan Shout 3 years

Newport, Reading, Chippenham, Bristol, Swindon, Cardiff, Slough...

Apple iCon gives us all something to look up to 0
hero2zero 3 years
Queues build on Oxford St. in anticipation of Apples release of "iRecall" 0
Neilpr 3 years

Although pricing has yet to be finalised, many devout iPhone4 owners are already forming orderly queues within sleeping distance of Apple stores throughout the world., Press speculation has sparked...

Russian Spy loses UK Citizenship, finds herself in Moscow circa 1991 0
ironbridgeboy 3 years

These computer things will never take off...

ITV to re-brand as the CBB to make new recruits more comfortable 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Blair's autobiography changed from The Journey to Tanning for Millionaires 0
Non-U 3 years

There has been a huge wave of disappointment at the news that the former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has failed to deliver the messianic tome which the entire world had been waiting for. "I am...

Shepherd training school takes plunge with inflatable sheep 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Following several widely reported 'friendly fire' incidents involving live sheep, the UK's premier shepherding college based in Buxton in Derbyshire has announced that they are making plans to use...

Niqabbook website installs panic button as Nicolas Sarkozy signs up. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
New NHS finance initiative sees 1st alzheimers clinic sponsored by confused.com 0
wallster 3 years
Butchered, ravaged and emaciated arts early favourite for 2011 Turner Prize 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years