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Buster Unhooked- Tony Hale's Armed for the new 'Arrested' Season

When it comes to his prostatic hand, Tony Hale has publicly said he made a huge mistake. For about half of the Arrested Development original run, Hale's character Buster Bluth has been walking around...

orenmendez 01.04.13 8:28am
Police Stop Employing Daleks "Because They Can't Cope With Steps" 0
Titus 01.04.13 8:27am
Kim Jong Il reveals April 1st joke took some preparation 0
Sinnick 01.04.13 8:07am
Lazio Fans Claim That they Are "Racists but Not Fascists" 0
Titus 01.04.13 8:07am
Phillips Claim Design Of Hot Cross Buns Is Their Patent

They are to be described as "Posidriv" buns in future...

Titus 01.04.13 8:01am
Police Refuse To Attend Crime Scene "Because It's Dark & We Might Fall Over" 0
Titus 01.04.13 7:57am
Long awaited Pope Easter Message starts "April Fools...."

Zombie time!...

anhodika 01.04.13 2:44am
Joke release postponed again. 0
Paddy Berzinski 01.04.13 1:11am
Paddy Berzinski
Earth shattering revelation about to be revealed to unsuspecting public 0
Paddy Berzinski 01.04.13 1:07am
Paddy Berzinski
Sunderland sack De Canio and appoint International Rescue 0
Not Amused 31.03.13 11:29pm
Not Amused
New Sunderland manager vows to “make the trains run on time”... 0
Tripod 31.03.13 11:24pm
Di Canio to sign Giorgos Katidis for Sunderland. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 31.03.13 11:05pm
Al OPecia
Warren Buffet invests fortune in lettucey snacks 0
A.A.Arkwright 31.03.13 10:06pm
Playboy mansion chaos as supplier misinterprets order for huge chocolate bunnies 0
Nowherefast 31.03.13 9:57pm
Budget cuts reduce Grand Old Duke of York's men to three territorials 1
custard cream 31.03.13 9:32pm
Starbucks 'suspended coffee' scheme fails as full cup lands on customer 0
custard cream 31.03.13 9:27pm
custard cream
Nelson Mandela made rapid recovery after Oscar Pistorius 'offered' to visit him 1
custard cream 31.03.13 9:18pm
North Korea stockpiling deadly monosyllables, warns UN 1
sydalg 31.03.13 9:09pm
Sunderland sack Martin O’Neill and sign Martin O’Neill...

Martin O’Neill has been sacked as manager of Sunderland Football Club. Ellis Short, the club’s owner, thanked the outgoing manager for his efforts over the past 14 months. “Football is all...

Tripod 31.03.13 9:08pm
custard cream
People who swim with sharks less likely to die of cancer, says Daily Mail 2
sydalg 31.03.13 9:05pm
Norfolk police officer in 'dangerous prick' fiasco

A police officer from Norfolk is suing a petrol station owner for having real sand in a bucket that was intended for putting out pretend fires., A letter from solicitors Patterson & Fuckwits...

Gerontius 31.03.13 8:59pm
Satire is Dead

Immi-Grants Storm the Bastille (sic) There is nothing racist about wanting one’s country to have traditions and a sense of identity. No one wants to visit Venice and find a greasy man from...

Thewoodenleg 31.03.13 8:56pm
Higgs-Boson Team to Lead Search for Nick Clegg’s Spine

It was announced today that Dr Lyn Evans, fresh from his success in finding the elusive Higgs Boson, is to lead a team of subatomic physicists searching for Nick Clegg’s missing spine....

deceangli 31.03.13 8:51pm
Millions of Bulgarians already crouched at border, starter pistol cocked 0
sydalg 31.03.13 8:35pm
Politicians decry Met Police 'leaking like politicians'

more soon, unfortunately...

Squudge 31.03.13 6:29pm
Harris relieved as police only quiz him on murder of Stairway to Heaven 1
sydalg 31.03.13 4:51pm
March weather explained as God shouts, "April Fools!"

People up and down the country are trying to laugh along with God after the revelation that unseasonably cold March weather was a "prank". "Don't I deserve a bit of fun?", asked the deity. "It takes...

apepper 31.03.13 4:44pm
Chancellor George Osborne revealed to be on Workfare placement

Treasury sources today admitted that Chancellor of the United Kingdom, George Osborne, otherwise known as Oik, was infact at the Treasury on a workfare placement. Questions were raised with regards...

shambles 31.03.13 4:33pm
Media offer reward for 1st picture of David Milliband awkwardly eating a Hot Dog 1
reforse 31.03.13 4:13pm
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'Players can referee their own games', says FA...

With the players convinced that they know better than the match officials, they will be assuming the duties of the referee and linesmen from the start of next season. Brian Beecham, Press officer of...

Tripod 31.03.13 4:11pm