The NewsBiscuit Writers' Room
Everything on these pages has been submitted by readers of the site and appears here unedited. Potential front page stories as well as one-liners for the ticker bar are welcome, so if you would like to write for NewsBiscuit please post your article on this submission board and then attempt to give yourself maximum votes over and over again. The most prolific and successful contributors will be considered for the coveted title of 'Writer of the Month'.
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|Ryan Giggs faces jail after identifying John Hemming as an MP. more soon||0||
|Wild Twitter speculation forces Ronnie Biggs into superinjunction denial.||1||
|Bono outraged as he's not included on Obama tour schedule||1||
|Feminist film reviewer sacked for failing to make comparisons with vagina||7||
Germaine Stott, radical feminist and film critic, apologised unreservedly for her performance at this year's Cannes film festival. She was sacked by a media magazine after her reviews failed to...
|OFT to investigate North London gang war||1||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||4 years|
The Office of Fair Trading is understood to be investigating the recent hostile takeover by the Tottenham Boys of a patch previously controlled by rival gang the Bombarcilar. When 5 known members of...
|Stray parrot causes chaos at sheepdog trial||0||
|Birmingham City ask Chris Huhne if they can have his points||2||
|Gruniad issues a correction...||0||
Our headline [i]"Former Miss Wales was gigging for it"[/i] should have read [i]"Former Miss Wales was gagging for it"[/i]...
|Those unpublished headlines in full||1||
||Des Custard||4 years|
Ryan Giggs ate my Hamster, claims Mrs Slocombe, Jemima ate my Pussy, claims Ms Thomas, Freddy Starr ate my Rarebit, claims Clarkson...
|Icelandic smoking ban extended to include volcanoes||0||
|Lord Prescott to mount legal challenge, and his Secretary||1||
much more later...
|24 hour bug reports in sick due to stress caused by heavy work schedule||0||
The bug commonly known as the 24 hour bug did not report into work today due to feeling generally stressed out from being over worked., 'I can't take anymore' said the bug 'i've had to deal with...
|Big Society was Camping's idea, claims Cameron||0||
|Only Camping raptured, wants to come back..||0||
||pere floza||4 years|
|Super Injunctions unfair says P.M ***** *******||0||
|Twitter Storm hits England - no fatalities||0||
|Michael Ball unenthusiastic about latest tour||0||
|Hollywood mogul admits 'No new ideas'||0||
Following the recent release of another Hollywood-blockbuster-based-on-a-comic-hero, Thor, a studio mogul with MGM has revealed that writers have completely run out of inspiration and that there are...
|Saturdays Rapture big flop as 'taken' discover it coincides with Dr Who.||0||
||Steve Wilson||4 years|
|Law firm applies for superinjunction on reports that they advised R*** G****||0||
A law firm, which cannot be named, has applied for a super injunction to prevent people finding out that they were the experts who advised R*** G****. 'You can imagine they're pretty embarrassed,...
|Chris Huhne to host Play Your Cards Right?||0||
Energy Secretary Chris Huhne has been asked to host a new series of the classic TV quiz show, 'Play Your Cards Right', formally hosted by Victorian favourite, Bruce Forsyth. Following allegations...
|Man spends years trapped in newsbiscuit.co.uk wilderness.||1||
||Mr Payne||4 years|
'I didn't realise it was a parallel universe,' said the man. 'I literally lived there for eons, looking to see whether my puns would be accepted into the hallowed halls of journalistic rapture. It...
|Anonymous celebrity's first "is in soccer"||1||
The celebrity, who cannot be named for legal reasons, bought, attended, stole, used, had sex with or participated in a major or minor night club, actress, actor, event, play, TV show, object, city,...
|Novice journalist promises "I'll vote for you if you vote for me."||0||
Spoof news site newbie realizes subtle puns aren't going to crack a tough audience.Promises more obvious jokes in future...
|Trudi Styler 'vaporised' in Tantric blast||1||
||pere floza||4 years|
After decades of choking back their orgasms, Tantric sexperts Sting and Trudi hit the point of no return with tragic consequences. "One minute we were working the Reverse Gandhi and the next she was...
|End of the World delayed, due to unforeseen circumstances.||1||
|Police post sketch of suspects wanted after toy tiger helicopter search incident||1||
||Ian Searle||4 years|
|Twitter takes out super-injunction to protect contributors||0||
|New downturn warning as hat prices reach only £80000||1||
|New British film about fighting for freedom: Saving Ryan's Privates||5||
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