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Harrods reports sudden surge in Hamper purchases. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 30.03.12 4:38pm
pinxit
Scotch eggs, fairy cakes and fizzy pop shortages as dyslexics go picnic buying. 2
wallster 30.03.12 4:37pm
pinxit
Devon man in care after reading iTunes agreement

A man from Devon who claims to have read the iTunes agreement before clicking Accept has been referred for psychiatric tests. Mr Colin Bray, who says he was just a bit bored and quite curious to see...

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Boutros 30.03.12 4:19pm
Boutros
UK Currency To Become Worthless Once Prince Charles’ Face Is On It

A think-tank investigating the repercussions of the Queen’s demise have made the harrowing realisation that no one would touch money with Prince Charles’ face on. The announcement led to a...

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UnoEye 30.03.12 4:01pm
dvo4fun
Traffic Wardens Worried About Stealth Tax

More to follow...

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GillsImp 30.03.12 3:57pm
GillsImp
OCD Elgin Platform worker asks: "Hmm... did I turn the gas off?

more later...

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dvo4fun 30.03.12 3:54pm
dvo4fun
No evidence of fool shortages 3
bonjonelson 30.03.12 3:51pm
bonjonelson
Petrol strike fears cause millions to cancel Easter visits to in-laws 16
Mandy Lifeboat 30.03.12 3:40pm
Ironduke
Steve Miller Band reveal new rival group started by brother, Ed

Steve Miller Band reveal new rival group started by brother, Ed...

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Location 30.03.12 3:36pm
Location
Fatima, 30, celebrates Silver Wedding Anniversary with her grandchildren 3
cinquecento 30.03.12 3:19pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Murdoch ‘tweets’ show vulnerable side of a table-thumping, power-crazed bastard

The hearts of the nation have been touched by the tweets of a media mogul, which reveal a softer side to an empire-building megalomaniac. Rupert Murdoch has preferred to stay in the shadows in the...

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30.03.12 3:11pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Queues as motorists try to return unneeded petrol

We was had!...

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beau-jolly 30.03.12 3:08pm
cinquecento
UK on cusp of a panicdemic

"It pandamonium out there, we'll all remember the great fuel non shortage of 2012" said one on looker...

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simonjmr 30.03.12 2:52pm
simonjmr
Beauty pageant organisers overwhelmed by response....

[url=http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/how-would-you-like-to-enter-miss-southampton/]What were they thinking?[/url]...

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grumblechops 30.03.12 2:52pm
beau-jolly
UK on verge of panic shortage 0
Iamthestig 30.03.12 2:43pm
Iamthestig
Lord Coe congratulates Cameron on Olympian proportions of recent cock-ups 0
weematt 30.03.12 2:15pm
weematt
Captain G. Mainwaring (Home Guard Ret'd.) appointed Government panic czar.

In a hastily convened press conference a somewhat flustered Prime Minister David Cameron announced the immediate appointment of war hero George Mainwaring as the first UK Panic Czar., "With all the...

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weematt 30.03.12 2:13pm
grumblechops
Petrol strike fears cause millions to cancel Easter visits to in-laws

British Telecom have revealed a surge in phone calls cancelling Easter visits to in-laws, The calls are believed to be linked to fears of a petrol strike giving the ideal opportunity to wriggle out...

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Mandy Lifeboat 30.03.12 1:31pm
Mandy Lifeboat
'Role play' continues at Scotland Yard over MI6 agent found, "locked in room"

Police continue to search for clues into the case of a former MI6 agent who was found locked in a medium sized room. Police remain confused over the case as evidence suggests the door was locked from...

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theadministrator 30.03.12 1:06pm
theadministrator
Report warns girls as young as five forced into ballet and violin classes 1
Duncan Biscuit 30.03.12 12:59pm
cinquecento
Man seen in tears outside his local Shell station

as he was told to fill up whenever he was passing...

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Tomfinger 30.03.12 12:31pm
Tomfinger
Total Wipeout to be replaced with cheaper version, Partial Wipeout. 0
Iscariot 30.03.12 12:25pm
Iscariot
"If Anchorman 2 doesn't happen, we'll look to do Anchorman 3", says Paul Rudd... 1
theadministrator 30.03.12 12:11pm
theadministrator
JD Sports unveil their own label 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 11:30am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Formula 1 team admits to panic buying of Petrov 3
Smart Alex 30.03.12 11:23am
Sinnick
Disgruntled man goes shopping for camouflage jacket

He Couldn't Find One!...

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GillsImp 30.03.12 11:15am
GillsImp
President Galloway - We salute your indefatigabl...indefatagi....your energy! 0
Drylaw 30.03.12 11:13am
Drylaw
just read Monica Lewinski's biography..

It really sucks...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 11:02am
Theodore Sprangshaft
WeBuyAnyUsedPanties.com

Just pop them in an envelope (no need to wash!) along with your photo (for admin purposes only) and contact details for a free valuation! :-)...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 10:52am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Grannies criticised for leaving scrap metal out for thieves

A new report released by Network Rail identifies the recent spate of cable thefts as being caused by elderly offender watchers leaving scraps of metal out for thieves. The 300 page report describes...

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kimllfixit 30.03.12 10:30am
kimllfixit