Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
"Most hated man in Britain" regains title after four day reprieve 0
Rorschach 3 years
Aggressive secularists tell Pope to fuck off 3
roybland 3 years
Lib Dems and Cons 'good cop, bad cop' act 1
sauce 3 years

Aim is to undermine and obfuscate so Britain may be extraordinarily rendered to global concerns' cabal (Saudi royals, Russian mafia, American arms dealers and South American drugs barrons)...

Kevin A gruff ex Ipswich player beatified himself last night 0
arrghgarry 3 years

while watching the Pope...

Susan Boyle breaks another record, she is the only virgin 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to sing before the pope and remain so...

Pakistan warned to use flood aid money responsibly as large bet is placed on 0
arrghgarry 3 years

pakistan losing next test...

Nick Clegg develops foreign accent syndrome 0
Cainsio 3 years

Fears have been expressed for the well being of Nick Clegg after he started speaking like a Tory. He has had the problem since May and doctors say his condition is unlikely to change until the eve of...

Publicity Hungry Chilean Miners Rescued From Deep Beneath Pope's Frock 2
mugwump 3 years
Quadraplegic makes everyone else in the world feel lazy by swimming the channel 0
jm 3 years
newmann miracle big misunderstanding 0
4ty2 3 years

[url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Stingredfordnewman.jpg][/url], Deacon Jack Sullivan was actually paying for watching the film The Sting with Paul Newman playing Henry not praying...

Couple driven out of West Midlands after 'unwarranted' displays of optimism 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Britain feels proud once more as 70 years later the last hun leaves our shores. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Paul Daniels to be both beautified & beatified for his "miracles" 0
Sinnick 3 years
TV studio implodes after Bruce Forsyth hosts episode of Catchphrase 0
jp1885 3 years

I'm back baby!...

Newman replaces Nicholas as patron saint of children 0
Sinnick 3 years
Labour publish dossier 'proving' Clegg is evil and can fire WMDs in 45 minutes 0
tidris1 3 years
pope to beatify al megrahi for miracle cure 1
4ty2 3 years

misunderstanding some scottish people who wanted him beaten up...

X Factor contestant accidently sings in tune. 1
Basil_B 3 years
Catholic church playing down Pope's involement in spot fixing allegations 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

The News of The World have leaked information that known betting patterns were in place for the Pope's speech yesterday. It claims that betting rings had known that the Pope would speak for exactly...

Pope Beatifies Spitfires Over 'Miracle' . 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"We should have won" said the Pope, "Its no doubt a miracle we all witnessed'. Spitfires will now be known as 'The Blessed Spitfire' and special chapels will be opened for special Spitfire prayers...

Ringo just misses out on Beatlefication 0
greg various 3 years
Pope to extend tour 1
hero2zero 3 years

Officials close to the Pope told today of plans to extend the Papal tour, in an attempt to engage more with the young he will be taking the rides at Alton Towers and experience the late night...

Disillusioned 'Harry Potter Generation' leaving school without wizarding skills 0
la maga 3 years

As the generation who began reading the Harry Potter books as children approach school leaving age many have begun to feel a deep disillusionment with life. While it is normal for teenagers to feel...

Daily Mail Cliff Richard DVDs 'swamping' country claim 0
roybland 3 years

Tens of thousands of Cliff Richard DVDs swamping the UK are putting dangerous strains on families and communities.,  , The DVDs, given away by the Daily Mail, have led to bitter cultural...

Beatified Newman still appears rather plain and boring 0
roybland 3 years
Nick Clegg denies plan to defect to Lib Dems 0
roybland 3 years
Pope to beautify former Pogues frontman 0
Gerontius 3 years

Thousands of people have gathered outside a public house in Birmingham this morning hoping to catch a glimpse of Pope Benedict XVI as he takes on the biggest challenge of his four day visit so far...

Birmingham prays Popemobile will revive Midlands car industry 0
roybland 3 years

A Cardinal John Henry Newman Popemobile Manufacturing Plant could be the brightest outcome of the Pope's visit to Birmingham - or at least that is the hope of the tens of thousands of Brummies...

Millions spent on papal visit reduces UK to third-world status 2
roybland 3 years
Pope promises no more scandals, saying judge us by our words, not actions 2
Dumbnews 3 years