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HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up!

News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding...

Squudge 17.02.13 9:22pm
Problem of women who hog the bathroom for hours is now solved

more to follow...

scribbler 17.02.13 9:20pm
Ready meals relaunched in Mystery Meat Bingo promotion...

Barry Protheroe, Quality Control Manager at Morrisons, has addressed customers directly in a press release today. “Instead of making a drama out of a crisis, we’ve decided to make a game out of...

Tripod 17.02.13 9:15pm
Jonathan Ross Assault - Ken Hom arrested

Following an incident outside ITV's studio's last night, TV Chef Ken Hom was arrested by Police and taken in for questioning., Sporting a large bruise and sticking plaster on his forehead this...

ESJ 17.02.13 9:04pm
Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store

Forty-seven staff and two customers dead...

Audible Minority 17.02.13 8:24pm
Pistorius offended by "Don't give up" message from Pope 4
sydalg 17.02.13 7:58pm
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Meat misselling scandal leads to rise in dodgy claims companies 0
custard cream 17.02.13 7:12pm
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Pistouris jokes 'just not cricket' warns family 1
Squudge 17.02.13 7:03pm
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Pistorius charged with ‘assault and batsmanship’... 0
Tripod 17.02.13 7:00pm
Speak Cat like a native: Starting "Mau"

[i]Language tips from Gordon the cat[/i] Did you know that the cat was so revered by Ancient Egyptians that they simply called us "Mau"? "Mau" - sometimes written "Meow" - is actually the name that...

GordonChen 17.02.13 6:59pm
Geology is schist compared to shelf stacking says Minister 0
custard cream 17.02.13 6:48pm
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Judges ignore Theresa May in fresh shock for democracy

More legislation soon...

Audible Minority 17.02.13 6:42pm
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Adam Smith Institute Competes with Itself

Free market think-tank the Adam Smith Institute has been split into a dozen competing Adam Smith Institutes as a result of a ruling by the Competition Commission. The Commission found that the...

Iggy Pop-Barker 17.02.13 6:41pm
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Pope resigns because a meteor, horse meat, teenagers are twats

less soon, more soon, the same amount later, ffs...

Truebiscuit 17.02.13 6:39pm
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Findus "disappointed" no horses killed by meteorite

But they're hopeful about an accident at a stud farm in Somerset...

sydalg 17.02.13 6:38pm
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Stuart Hall to host new TV show, 'It's a cock out'. 2
topfotogmw 17.02.13 6:36pm
Aussies Advocate Brits To Try Their "Jumpy Beef"

'No sweat, mate; no horse in our 'Jumpy Beef!'...

Jesse Bigg 17.02.13 6:29pm
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Oscar didn't realise it was a person behind the door - he thought it was a model

We can still win the FA Cup says Wenger. East London killing believed to me unconnected to condom found in teenager's bedroom...

lane-avenger 17.02.13 6:27pm
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Hawking answers sell-out critics: "Go Fuck Yourselves" 1
Drylaw 17.02.13 6:26pm
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wrong place wrong time.. 1
godly1966 17.02.13 6:24pm
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New Testament to be rewritten -- NewsBiscuit exclusive!

More over the next two thousand years...

Audible Minority 17.02.13 6:23pm
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ONS say horse jokes killing the economy; 'we need to reverse this murder'

Britain’s economic output is being put at ‘serious risk’, according to the office of national statistics, because of the amount of time wasted at work with people searching for or creating...

Perks 17.02.13 6:19pm
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History of Michael Gove to be made compulsory in secondary schools

GCSE pupils will have to study the story of Michael Gove as part of a new compulsory history curriculum put forward by the Department for Education “Children as young as six will be told the...

nickb 17.02.13 6:16pm
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The pope’s no longer catholic and a pig’s arse is 29% horse

there is even some doubt over the defecation habits of bears, so in an uncertain world, what questions can we still ask that brook no argument? [list=1]Are the police racist? Is Colin Jackson gay?...

lane-avenger 17.02.13 6:14pm
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Royal Institute of Shelf-stackers welcomes IDS statement

The Royal Institute of Shelf-stackers (RISS) has welcomed works and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith's statement on the Andrew Marr Show that shelf-stacking may be more important than geology or...

roybland 17.02.13 6:11pm
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Feral cats only getting one good meal per day: Strays going hungry A new study published in Nature Communications has revealed that outdoor cats in America struggle to catch even one meal per day. Farm, feral, stray and garden cats...

GordonChen 17.02.13 6:07pm
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Meteorite impacts "just a scare story got up by scientists to secure funding". 2
Al OPecia 17.02.13 6:06pm
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Impatient Prince Charles becomes patron of King Charles II Society 10
sydalg 17.02.13 6:01pm
New fears over saddle of lamb 3
Scroat 17.02.13 6:01pm
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PCC to construct Olympic Swimming Pool the size of a medium-to-largish asteroid

More soon from a BBC Science Correspondent...

Audible Minority 17.02.13 9:54am
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