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“Mamma Mia may be secret undercover vehicle for Abba songs” say top scientists

A group of scientists and codebreakers from Oxford University has shocked the theatrical community by suggesting that the hit film and musical Mamma Mia may be based entirely on songs written and...

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antharrison 23.01.12 1:49pm
antharrison
Local outrage as Ventnor University plans to offer degrees in IT

The Isle of Wight's third largest university has caused shockwaves again by announcing a new range if qualifications to "better reflect the world around us". Local resident Albert Sidebottom raged,...

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grottymonty 23.01.12 12:32pm
grottymonty
After short-lived solo career, Paul Daniels' finger rejoins rest of entertainer 0
Clarky 23.01.12 11:13am
Clarky
Arab League of Gentlemen to send monitors to Royston Vasey 1
Duncan Biscuit 23.01.12 9:36am
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Blackberry’s management reorganisation delayed 24 hours by technical problems 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.01.12 9:34am
Duncan Biscuit
Balotelli’s Lancashire clog dancing ‘coming along nicely’ say City 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.01.12 9:34am
Duncan Biscuit
Benefits Cap 'most effective birth control method' for poor people claim govt. 0
charlies_hat 23.01.12 8:54am
charlies_hat
Hospitals just one step from heaven say staff 0
victimms 23.01.12 8:12am
victimms
Daily Mail readers' condition "furious but stable" after benefit cap story 0
Drylaw 23.01.12 12:06am
Drylaw
Cameron to make benefits dependent on tax contributions

I guess Vodafone won't be expected to get any benefits whatsoever...

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tomholder 22.01.12 9:45pm
tomholder
Ken Livingstone backs Newt Gingrich for President

Former Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone has formally backed Newt Gingrich for President of the USA. "Any green amphibian is good by me.", said Livingstone...

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apepper 22.01.12 7:22pm
apepper
Science: "Was F1's Bernie Ecclestone the inspiration for Human Genome research?"

more later...

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dvo4fun 22.01.12 4:37pm
dvo4fun
Man In Street Fails His First Resucitation Case.....

"How does that song go again?"...

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Jesse Bigg 22.01.12 3:39pm
Jesse Bigg
The whole world has a moral duty to obey Eric Pickles, says Eric Pickles

Councillors have a moral duty to do anything Communities Secretary Eric Pickles says, according to Communities Secretary Eric Pickles. Mr Pickles says that councils have a moral duty to sign up to...

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roybland 22.01.12 2:39pm
dvo4fun
'Smiling' George Alagiah spat in my face, claims Witchell 0
Drylaw 22.01.12 1:27pm
Drylaw
Olympic mascot shock.. that anyone's bothering to make them. 0
MADJEZ 22.01.12 11:55am
MADJEZ
Debt talks are all Greek to me says chief negotiator 0
victimms 22.01.12 11:37am
victimms
MI5 eavesdropped on Chinese embassy with bugged wok 0
nickb 22.01.12 10:34am
nickb
French chefs approach New Jersey for freshly barbecued meat 0
Sinnick 22.01.12 8:15am
Sinnick
Aggression flavoured custard to be marketed as "Angry Birds"

It's said to be quite thick skinned...

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Quaz 22.01.12 8:01am
Skylarking
9/11 Widow Admits, Apologises, After Criticising Mark Wahlberg Career Decisions

there's a sub here - which I am too ill to write right now kinda think the horse has bolted already but...

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thisisall1word 22.01.12 12:19am
thisisall1word
‘I got too Simon Cowell,’ cock admits

Accused of strutting about, chest puffed out and ridiculous, unnaturally coloured crest a-quiver on his head, a bantam cock called Bertram has confessed he might have been behaving ‘a bit too much...

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Clarky 21.01.12 10:14pm
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Abortion clinics to promote two-for-one deal with new TV ads. 0
the coarse whisperer 21.01.12 9:53pm
the coarse whisperer
Paul Daniels' accident with a Power Saw will not affect his career.

Thankfully, he has as much talent left in his entire body as other entertainers have in the end of their little finger...

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rob box 21.01.12 7:55pm
rob box
Paul Daniels shows off his slice of hand 0
medici2471 21.01.12 6:26pm
medici2471
Masturbation can impair eyesight, doctors claim

[size=8]More soon[/size]...

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Scroat 21.01.12 5:22pm
JETFAB
Man arrested for tattooing own birthday on children's forearms 2
21.01.12 5:08pm
charlies_hat
Osborne admits to "dire financial position"

Chancellor George Osborne has admitted that the economy is in a much worse shape now than a year ago, due largely to Eric pickles latest expense claim for £2.73 for a sausage roll from M&S,...

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Mister F 21.01.12 4:30pm
Mister F
Paul Daniels' nose blockage reaches crisis following finger loss

More follows...

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apepper 21.01.12 2:31pm
apepper
Paul Daniels and Finger end trial separation. 0
bonjonelson 21.01.12 2:11pm
bonjonelson