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Home Secretary Theresa May repeals The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005!

In a surprise move today, Home Secretary Theresa May has repealed The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005. She told reporters that we really couldn’t go on with an Act which had been rushed in just...

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hardev 01.02.12 11:35pm
hardev
Weather Latest : Next week to be worse than last year so wrap up warm 0
Drylaw 01.02.12 9:17pm
Drylaw
Government Strips Frd Gdwn of His Vowels 0
thisisall1word 01.02.12 8:47pm
thisisall1word
Labour would knight Fred Goodwin for helping boost Miliband's popularity 0
roybland 01.02.12 8:24pm
roybland
Politician outlines 2-year plan to develop next economic bubble 0
Dumbnews 01.02.12 7:59pm
Dumbnews
Bus Drivers in Brighton told to "steer clear of affection"

The friendly snog with the driver could become a thing of the past on Brighton's public transport network, as busy-body bus bosses have told employees that intimate contact with passengers is no...

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Golgo13 01.02.12 7:19pm
godly1966
Detective in Redknapp trial to appear in remake "Men who Stare at Gits". 0
Al OPecia 01.02.12 5:39pm
Al OPecia
Redknapp breaks into song at tiral "Beckham on my mind". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.02.12 5:38pm
Al OPecia
Isaac Azimov develops the iRobot

I'll get my coat...

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Smart Alex 01.02.12 5:02pm
Smart Alex
Creative Roman Emperor invents iClaudius

(hat-tip to Mrs Nick)...

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Sinnick 01.02.12 4:53pm
Smart Alex
HM Queen charges Fred Goodwin £25 for letter withdrawing knighthood 7
antharrison 01.02.12 4:31pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Residents at care home “proper chuffed” as royal visitor ignores buffet

Linda Phillips, Head Nursing Executive at the Sunshine Towers old peoples’ home in Devon, this morning told of the residents’ delight when the visit from Princess Anne resulted in the provision...

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kimllfixit 01.02.12 3:51pm
dvo4fun
Goodwin 'Didnt' Want it Anyway'

Fred Goodwin reacted to the stripping of his knighthood today saying "I didn't even want it anyway." Fred had received his knighthood in 2004 for services to banking having invented the popular...

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LizzyG 01.02.12 3:43pm
dvo4fun
Miliband demands to know what PM did about last government cock ups

Ed Miliband had a brilliant Prime Minister's Question Time today, landing several telling blows on his Old Etonian foe. "What I'm asking is this: Where was the current Prime Minister, when we were...

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ronseal 01.02.12 3:41pm
dvo4fun
Labour hails breakthrough which allows access to the thoughts of coma patients 0
dvo4fun 01.02.12 3:32pm
dvo4fun
Clarkson defends new series of 'The Black and White Top Gear Show'

Controversial car botherer Jeremy Clarkson has defended the latest series of the Sunday tea-time race-row programme, 'The Black and White Top Gear Show'. Clarkson and his co-presenters have been...

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01.02.12 3:02pm
Perks
Lawyers confirm Rosie Redknapp 'not a happy bunny' but a very rich doggie 0
simonjmr 01.02.12 2:07pm
simonjmr
Fred Goodwin sacked from Channel 4's "Deal or no deal" 0
antharrison 01.02.12 2:00pm
antharrison
Helen Skelton to join Ellen MacArthur in new bid for World Yachting Record.

" This time, it won't be Plain Sailing.", Say's Spokesperson., "And btw . This time, don't expect ME to look after the cat."...

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rob box 01.02.12 1:56pm
rob box
Helen Skelton to join Ellen MacArthur in new bid for World Yachting Record. 0
rob box 01.02.12 1:40pm
rob box
Fred Goodwin awarded title of ‘Banker’ under new dishonours system

Following the decision to strip former RBS boss Fred Goodwin of his knighthood, Buckingham Palace has unveiled a new dishonours system to recognise those who have made a ‘substantial and prolonged...

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Long Distance Clara 01.02.12 12:55pm
Golgo13
Mrs Brian Cox admits that she often has trouble locating her husband 1
medici2471 01.02.12 12:22pm
Al OPecia
Angela Merkel to present Fred Goodwin with Iron Cross

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has spoken in gushing terms about her agent Fred Goodwin, ahead of the ceremony to present him with the Iron Cross. "By undermining the value of the paper on which...

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01.02.12 12:20pm
Health and Safety Executive to ban emotional roller-coasters. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.02.12 11:45am
Al OPecia
Queen shreds Goodwin's knighthood. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 01.02.12 10:56am
medici2471
Sainsbury rename Lion Bar the 'High Fibre Diet Turd Bar' 0
charlies_hat 01.02.12 10:31am
charlies_hat
Calls for Sir Max Mosley to be stripped 0
medici2471 01.02.12 9:30am
medici2471
Dyson launch the electrically heated loft-ladder

James Dyson, the designer of many innovative products no-one knew they needed, announced his company's latest must-have domestic appliance at a press conference today. "A large proportion of...

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dvo4fun 01.02.12 9:16am
borednow
Burke's Peerage reveals obligatory 'Twat' title to be added to Honours process 0
pere floza 01.02.12 8:58am
pere floza
Man undergoing brain surgery is thinking 'F************ck!!!'

More brainwaves soon...

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Scroat 01.02.12 8:32am
Scroat