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Saudi Arabia Reveals Ban On Celebrating Easter Is Because Chocolate Bunnies Melt 0
Textbook 4 years

Everywhere And Cause A Huge Mess In Middle Eastern Weather. More soon...

Egyptian anti-tobacco campaign in jeopardy after they smoke another Embassy 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Robbie Savage has admitted that he only signed up to appear on Strictly Come Dancing so he could get close to fit women without landing in trouble with the missus. The ex-footballer told his...

In bid to improve Islam’s image, Pakistan re-brands Islamabad as Islamagood' 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Thanks to Qoxiivi and Dumbnews for the sub-editing...

Islamabad to be renamed Islamagood in push to improve the image of Islam 14
virtuallywill 4 years


UKIP outline plans for Bigot Society 2
greg various 4 years
Socialist celebrities leave UK to "avoid paying tax to support scroungers" 2
Nick McCarr 4 years
Recession forcing builders to finish on time and within budget say OfBotch 8
tedweasel 4 years

A COMBINATION of economic pressures and the influx of Eastern European workers has been blamed for the increase in the number of building contractors having to work into the afternoon on at least two...

Gerontius 4 years

A row has broken out over a hospital trust’s decision to give patients ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear during routine ward drug taking to prevent nurses from speaking to them., When patients...

Trump's Wig Goes 'On The Lam' After Bust-up With Mogul 3
Duff 4 years

The NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision not to enter the race for The White House next year. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and...

Website finally exposes Columbus 'New World' landing conspiracy. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Bald Phil Collins fan demands place on paralympic team 0
Runestone Cowboy 4 years
.XXX domain name warehouse in Swindon destroyed by fire. 0
Steve Wilson 4 years

A warehouse in Swindon storing over thirty billion of the new XXX domain names has been destroy by fire completely wiping out it entire stock as well the discrete packaging they were to be sent out...

Masterchef Contestant Booted For Switching Sugar And Salt Around 0
Textbook 4 years
Norman Foster admits 'Gherkin' was meant to look like a willy 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

"I just can't draw all that well"...

Comedians to be given all clear to make jokes about 9-11 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
9/11 was a hoax. 1
rikkor 4 years

Oh, sorry. Typo. I meant to write that the Holocaust was a hoax...

Hallmark Cards launch "Happy 9.11!" range 10
dvo4fun 4 years

More tasteful cards soon...

Benefits cut warning over truancy as Parliament publish MP's attendance 0
virtuallywill 4 years

sitting this one out, and the next...

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR. 1
rebel not taken 4 years

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR:, "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year...

Vote Perry : She kissed a girl, and liked it 1
simonjmr 4 years

The US electorate are blowing Hot'n'cold over Perry's candidature. Although Fireworks are planned if the expected support of California Girls materialises. More soon...

Muslim convert to Christianity takes up rustling livestock 0
greg various 4 years

As he might as well be hanged for a sheep as apostasy...

UK Employment Projected To Fall To Zero... 0
Awkward Facts 4 years

The recently published figures on the rate of decline of employment in the UK suggest that British jobs will have disappeared in their entirety by 2019, and the Government is accordingly seeking...

Parent's anger at Blyton foundation as classic characters grow up 4
Screenie 4 years

Parents and teachers are today appalled by the Enid Blyton foundations attempt to boost sales with an all new selection of adult books based on the Enid's classic characters. 'I managed to get hold...

Saab owners will just have to be content with a Volvo next time. 1
Griffin 4 years
It really is that bad - Robert Peston released back on to the 6 o'clock news 6
grottymonty 4 years

It was confirmed yesterday that the UK economy really is in a state much worse than predicted by the Treasury earlier in the year as the BBC release annoying tosspot Robert Peston back on to our TV...

New bullshit detectors to be trialled in Parliament 1
Dick Everyman 4 years

Following decades of deceit, false claims, misleading comments, hidden agendas and general gibberish a unique bullshit detection system is to be trialled in Parliament which could make it more...

Carlos Tevez in turmoil as family moves to Manchester 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Carlos Tevez’s attempts to engineer a big money move away from Man City have been dealt a blow after his family decided to move back to Manchester. The Argentinean had been keen to move to another...

Ketchup outage latest, McDonalds appeal for calm 0
Pagantroll 4 years

McDonalds outlets in five states have no stock of ketchup with a further three on 'red alert'. The shortage began in Arizona where a trainee employee attempted to switch sachets with five people in...

Littlewoods release odds on repeat of 9/11 1
Screenie 4 years