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Gary McKinnon could hack into oil spill and bring it to a halt, suggests Camero 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

David Cameron's policy wonks believe have come up with a neat solution to the continuing oil spill in the Gulf, and a convicted hacker with a talent for bringing systems to a halt., INSERT REST OF...

Moat Facebook tribute: why celebrate a murderer, asks BBC star Leslie Grantham 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

BBC celebrity creation Leslie Grantham has spoken out about the 'sick' Facebook tribute pages that appear to celebrate the achievements of a man who earned his notoriety by murdering an innocent...

Scientists claim "belly button" key to success; English success not certain 1
thackaray 3 years

http://blogg.passagen.se/matfrisk/resource/beer-belly.jpeg...

Coalition to replace prison population with ‘branding by tattoo’ 2
fernandomando 3 years

Kenneth Clarke today announced that the coalition government would soon be introducing new alternatives to prison, in a bid to save money yet maintain public confidence in the criminal justice system...

New Police Campaign Targets the Dangers of Entering White Tents 0
mugwump 3 years

A new police information campaign targeting the dangers of entering white tents, surrounded with “POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS” tape, has been launched by the home office., Chief inspector Ralph...

DIY court wins MPs' backing 0
sauce 3 years

The inspiring promise of the coalition's Big Society has been taken up by Lincoln's Inn's barristers who will run their own court, funded by central financing for national crown courts. 'My learned...

Acdmies Bill 'not being rushed' says Gove 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Computer scientist unable to find Ctrl-Alt-Del function on wife 5
Oxbridge 3 years
UK in AUK Name Change 2
mugwump 3 years

The prime minister today announced that from 1st January 2011, the new official name for the country will be "AUK" or "A United Kingdom", in order to place the UK at the top of website drop down box,...

Dead celebrities lead the way towards a better Britain. 1
wallster 3 years

The government has today promised a new drive to help improve public morale during these troubled financial times. Culture minister Ed Vaizey announced the policy at a press conference by the...

Scientist claims mid-life crisis reason for driving instructor trainee increase 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Police also uphold this claim, citing several unsavoury cases where podgy, balding men who have given up 20 years in IT, have tried to introduce young females to the seedier sides of life One...

Study into public sector overmanning unveils two identical Prime Ministers 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

An investigation into duplication in the public sector has exposed two identical public school boys doing the prime minister's job - each on full wages., Further probing found that the nation now...

newsbisquit credit rating downgraded 0
4ty2 3 years

Following the presentation of "have you been injured" by the accident advice helpline represent the beginning adverts indicates the reduction in marketing value of the site. As interactive marketing...

Student ‘traumatised’ after library visit horror 8
roybland 3 years

An undergraduate who mistook his university's library for a bar is being offered counselling to help him recover from the trauma. Third year geography student Bill Wilkinson said he was on his way...

BBC turns to vivisection; 10 female presenters tested for The One Show 1
thackaray 3 years
Obama disappointed by British PM, he was expecting to meet Cameron Diaz. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Obama: Uk is 'Special' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'This is why we have to overlook them letting mass killers out and being the home of the people who poisoned our shoreline'...

LATEST: UK demands prisoner return as Al-Megrahi begins 'leaking oil' 0
pinxit 3 years

'War of Al-Megrahi's Prostate' set to burst...

God believes in Tinkerbell in Mutually Assured Deity effect 0
Erlang 3 years

Secret papers reveal even God is hedging his bets., Leading theologians and academics are still refusing to acknowledge that God will cease to be if people stop believing. Papers released under...

Cameron to have talks with Obama over 'killer release' 8
edward hack 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron is to have talks with US President Barak Obama later today over the release of toxic gases from a chemical plant, formerly run by US Company Union Carbide., The release...

E-bay crashes after sudden demand for Police-grade Tasers by S&M groups. 0
pinxit 3 years

"Groining under the strain"...

Cameron and Obama ‘Almost ready to discuss difficult issues’ 0
antharrison 3 years

After an intense eight-hour meeting between President Obama and David Cameron, White House spokesman Rich Jefferson confirmed that the pair are on the verge of discussing the thorny issues of the...

Cameron and Obama call for Dignitas 'intervention' in Al-Megrahi dispute. 0
pinxit 3 years

'The least he could do is fall on his scimitar'...

Flip flop salesman "unsure he made the right choice" 1
simonjmr 3 years
Mad Hatter lands mercury nomination 1
simonjmr 3 years

"It sorts out my felt lovely, but the teeth loss, itching and pink cheeks are a bit of a blancmange" said J'ame Milliner. More soon...

Karzai reaffirms 2014 goal of getting a new robe 0
Dumbnews 3 years
RSPCA to investigate as depressed IT Manager re-boots cat 0
riesler 3 years

miaow soon...

Vicar enjoys uneventful afternoon tea at middle class couple's home 7
Oxbridge 3 years

When Terry and June Donaldson's 13-year-old son Alexander joined the church choir at St Mark's in the pretty Devon village of Bovey Tracey, the Reverend Brian Watts feared it was only a matter of...

Voodoo practitioner scalps lawn with 'stupid' lawnmower height adjustment 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Katie Price “Raped” by Margaret Thatcher 2
newbietryer 3 years

Serial rape victim Jordan today claimed that society raped her of a decent upbringing. A child brought up in the eighties, the former face of Kwik Save says she holds Thatcher and her government...