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Friends Reunited “may hit the big screen”... 0
Doylem 3 years

After the success of [i]The Social Network[/i], the film about Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, Friends Reunited may be the next website to get the Hollywood treatment. Since it was founded ten...

Media fear snow may lead to unwanted news stories being abandoned on roadsides. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

If you have an unwanted news story please send it to your local TV station. Or if you've taken a picture of the snow please send it to us as we've sacked all our cameramen and journalists are just...

Apple “almost certain” to launch new products “very soon”... 3
Doylem 3 years

The online Apple fraternity is awash with rumours that the company is about to launch some innovative new products in the new year. First reports suggest these new products will almost certainly be...

St Peter: Heaven “not ready for musical atonality”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Looking like a man who’s not getting enough sleep, St Peter explained how his celestial serenity has been shattered. “We have a long musical tradition here in heaven. Harps mostly. And since...

Coalition to introduce cap year as part of the big society project 0
4ty2 3 years

Following the successful challenge to the temporary immigration cap on non EU immigrants by the joint council for welfare immigrants and the English Community Care Association, which said it would...

Mountain gorilla “unaware how rare he really is”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Disaster tourism: Chernobyl, Anthrax Island, Guantanamo Bay, Lib-Dem HQ... 5
Doylem 3 years
English cricket fans 'relieved' at batting collapse. 0
riesler 3 years

"It was all getting too stressful, waking up to find the Aussies getting a thrashing and knowing that, with all the over-confidence and predictions of an early win, an England collapse was inevitable...

Charity boss makes charity donation instead of sending charity cards 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Captain Beef's Heart Stops. Death Mask Original. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

No more soon, sad to say...

Shamed teenager admits he was never 'up to' anything 0
roybland 3 years

Teenager Nathan Doyle has confessed he was never 'up to' anything whenever he was asked. The seventeen year old from Bacup, who always responded to his mates' mobile phone enquiry of 'What're you up...

New cat food flavours prove popular 2
riesler 3 years

'mouse' and 'sparrow'...

Pakistan uncovers largest corruption scandal since yesterday 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Brunel's Dad originally designed the Clifton Suspension Bridge as a tunnel... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
South Korean scientist claims first cloned Santa Claus 0
roybland 3 years
M&S contract hangs in the balance as Caroline Quentin starts looking plumper... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Is she eating all that stuff in the adverts???...

Government seeks 'Big Society' solution to disruption from snow. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Community groups will be asked to organise snow eating parties across Britain. The official advice is to celebrate eating all colours of snow and to spit out the gritty bits...

Clegg comes good on pledge as Rabbi chicken keepers face no increase in taxes 1
VictorMeldrew 3 years

He said he would fight against any rise in jewish hen fees, and that he may have been misheard. Boom, boom x...

Julian Assange admits if he had wore a Johnie there would not have been anything 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Another Heavy Cold Forecast This Weekend 0
De-scribe 3 years

Mr Gary Simpkins of Chorley is expected to contract a heavy cold this weekend, the Meteorological Office has predicted. Spokesman Geoff Telfer said “Mr Simpkins has gone through the year...

War against Wikileaks escalates as America invades Wikipedia. 0
3 years

In recent weeks, Wikileaks and it's creator Julian Assange, have become widely known for publishing top secret documents from inside many world Governments. The publication of this information has...

New dog food flavours prove popular 1
DiY 3 years

next doors cat is No. 1!...

Kelloggs to reduce sugar and salt content in cereals. 3
DiY 3 years

Makes boxes smaller...

The next but one World cup song... 1
BillyBitzer 3 years

with a suitable [url=]VIDEO?[/url]...

Obama announces significant progress in US pronunciation of ‘Afghanistan’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Next Door's Cat Food Proves Popular 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

8 out 10 cats said they preferred it...

Britain's high-altitude pubs braced for influx of winter lock-in hopefuls 7
Golgo13 3 years

As cold fronts move in and more snow and sub-zero temperatures are forecast, Britain's elevated pubs and inns brace themselves for another influx - that of hundreds of men hoping to get snowed in...

Shock survey shows most young people planning to get "steaming drunk" over Xmas. 7
MC One R 3 years
Coalminers strike over 'lump of coal in your stocking ' stigma 0
dogwheels 3 years

The fossil-fuel industry is set to be crippled this Christmas after an international strike of miners was announced in protest over the stigma associated with coal at this time of year. Gwenwin...

Burger King recall the Jack Black Gulliver toys as they look like John Prescott. 0
Ian Searle 3 years