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One-legged writer sueing Website for suggesting his jokes are crap 3
Trickster 4 years

told he hasn't got a leg to stand on...

Sky receives two complaints that two women will present Monday Night Football 0
simonjmr 4 years
Mike Ashley ,Newcastle Owner blows one million in 2 hours hopes to get back 0
melody 4 years

into their good books...

IOW engineers are planning to put a red phone box into space. 1
simonjmr 4 years

New fibre optic technology will allow the successful deployment and tether orbit of a payphone into space, just in case visiting astronauts to the International space station feel the need to "Phone...

Court to hear Coulson sacked NoW reporter because 'he just couldn't hack it' 4
pinxit 4 years
Just in: Frugal Mr Tabak lost control when Jo Yeates bought the pizza and drinks 1
melody 4 years

and she asked him to go Dutch...

Hold the front page: football pundits “a bit sexist” shock... 0
Doylem 4 years
Commemorative Royal Wedding mugs recalled for “failing kitsch test”... 1
Doylem 4 years

Prototypes of a souvenir mug, featuring the profiles of William and Kate intwined inside a heart created from flowers, birds and honey bees, are being recalled for failing the standard test of good...

‘Too blue for TV’ comedian actually just 'too crap’ claims BBC 0
Skylarking 4 years

Top BBC producers are going to court to challenge the claims of an infamous ‘blue’ comedian. Ron ‘Rumpy’ Ronaldson states that his expletive-laden live act is ‘Too blue for the b*ggerin'...

Bristol man to appear in court over pizza theft. 0
Stan 4 years
Damien Hirst becomes art himself encased in a large glass tank of formaldashite. 7
melody 4 years
Someone else arrested over Bristol murder 3
Trickster 4 years

"We hope it's the right one this time," said Bristol Police. "Otherwise we'll just have to try another neighbour, and there are quite a lot. It's usually a neighbour, or family member, anyway, if you...

James Cameron's world falls apart as unobtainium drops to $25 a kilo. 0
melody 4 years
Dolly the float shows that Australian humour survived flood unharmed 0
4ty2 4 years

looks like we missed this news [url=]sex doll no flotation device[/url]...

Silvio Berlusconi exonerated after identical twin comes clean 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Fabrizio Berlusconi, today admitted that the promiscuous parties, the drugs and the young girls were all down to him and not the Italian leader Silvio “For years he has been covering for me”...

No media interest in Student Fees - stories about Jordan much easier to write... 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Lord Denies British Women are ' Easy Meat' 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

A Tory Cabinet Minister was at the centre of a sex scandal last night over claims that he cheated on his wife and slept with a blonde lover. Lord Lardyass plied the recovering alcoholic, a Miss...

Vincent Tabak guilty of sounding a bit foreign... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Vince Cable manages a whole week without any embarrassing news stories... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
"Bring back the snow" say miserable, recession-hit Britons... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Ireland's Green Party shows the Lib Dems what they need to do.... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
"Silvio restored my son's eyesight: of course I gave him sex" says happy Mum 1
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

..more in the Maily Dale...

‘Floccinauccinihilipilification’ replaces ‘sorry’ as “hardest word”... 6
Doylem 4 years
Gordon Brown claims journos caused credit crunch by hacking his budget figures. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
"Sex Please We're British" is a Westminster Hit. Theatre Review 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The sexual comedy "Sex Please we're British" is a typical breathless bedroom farce set in Westminster that ignites the normally dull business of government with real sweaty action. There is plenty of...

Equine high diving competition abandoned 0
Mr.3374 4 years

Good job it wasn't a synchronised diving competition,

Police had told Brown all along he couldn’t hack it 0
Gerontius 4 years

Memoirs soon...

Irish Tricolor reduced to a Bicolor. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Just Orange and White left - ouch that must hurt....

Leading Scientists Criticised Over Chest Hair Crust Eating Claims 1
thisisall1word 4 years

Two leading scientists have been heavily criticised by their peers today after it emerged that recent claims were misleading, potentially untrue, and not based upon sound methods of research. Alan...

Beeching to axe Lark Rise To Candleford branch line. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years