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David Beckham ‘bigger than Facebook’ in soaraway stock market debut

Facebook’s recent much-trumpeted initial public offering was overshadowed today as shares in David Beckham, Inc. gained 23% on their first day of trading, valuing Beckham at over $200 billion. But...

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Des Custard 20.05.12 10:38am
rickwestwell
Witch hunt denial by CPS: Brooks calls for crone tracking investigation. 0
weematt 20.05.12 9:49am
weematt
Pubs in Yorkshire to no longer sell single bottles of lagar.....

along with up to 10 straws, 'as it doesn't constitute a round,' say tight-fisted pub landlords...

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Jesse Bigg 20.05.12 9:44am
Jesse Bigg
Yippee! Hammersmith Utd finally make it to their 'glory hole'.....

They're up with the big boys now you know...

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Jesse Bigg 20.05.12 8:59am
Jesse Bigg
Staines renamed Skydmarc

In a plan to boost tourism, Staines has officially changed its name to Skydmarc. The head of the town council explained; "Staines has been the butt of several jokes over the years, so we were...

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apepper 20.05.12 5:35am
apepper
Diamond Jubilee lunch marred by absence of Prince Philip gaffes

The Queen is said to be “miffed” that Prince Philip spectacularly failed to provide the expected entertainment at the Diamond Jubilee lunch after she had assembled such a promising group of...

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Yikes 19.05.12 10:23pm
Sinnick
G8 Summit Will Mostly Focus on Extraterrestrial Issues

A draft agenda for the G8 conference just released on Wiki-leaks reveals that the entire Euro crises is a cover for this weekend’s discussion of Earth’s relations with Extraterrestrial...

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Quaz 19.05.12 10:23pm
Quaz
Amazon finally deliver Roman Abramovich's trophy he bought in 2003 0
Perks 19.05.12 10:08pm
Perks
Rising fuel cost blamed for fall in drive by shootings. 0
MADJEZ 19.05.12 9:40pm
MADJEZ
British Gas warning that Olympic torch will mean hike in winter energy prices

British Gas says that energy prices will rise sharply this winter as the Olympic torch depletes gas reserves. 'Consumers who today line the streets cheering on the Olympic flame, are in for a rude...

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roybland 19.05.12 8:02pm
Treadnill race decides Greek Euro membership 0
Alan Hutchinson 19.05.12 7:30pm
Alan Hutchinson
Greek Debt Crisis Caused by overspend on Plates

Speaking at the G8 summit, Angela Merkel has blamed a Greek Banking crisis on “Massive and unsustainable expenditure on broken plates”. Taking the specific example of an Athens Taverna owner,...

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Quaz 19.05.12 5:47pm
Quaz
Santander British grand prix downgraded to corporate team building weekend 1
medici2471 19.05.12 12:51pm
Due to government cuts, Olympic flame to be...

'taken up' by a small group of chain smokers...

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Jesse Bigg 19.05.12 12:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Audi Driver Stripped of Car

Mr James Bain, 53, of Colchester , Essex has had his 2012 Audi A4 repossessed after failing to adhere to the Audi brand ethos of aggressive and discourteous driving., After a tip off from a member...

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Alan Hutchinson 19.05.12 12:46pm
New sponsorship deal sees Gin named as the official 'Olympic Spirit'

After an oversight by the marketing department of the London Olympics, Gordon’s London Gin has been belatedly announced as the official ‘Olympic Spirit’. The phrase ‘Olympic Spirit’ has...

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Perks 19.05.12 12:40pm
Cameron's makeup assistant to the rescue, to spare his blushes....

as UK economy falters yet again...

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Jesse Bigg 19.05.12 12:32pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron insistant that coalition MP's.......

..must have a whipround to pay for his next little jaunt/skive...

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Jesse Bigg 19.05.12 12:14pm
Jesse Bigg
BBC defends Come Dine With Me narrator choice for main Jubilee event. 0
reforse 19.05.12 11:44am
reforse
Overweight opera singer delighted by Marks & Spencer 'Two for a Tenor' meal deal

More helpings soon...

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Smart Alex 19.05.12 11:05am
Mandy Lifeboat
Villagers scatter in fear as strangers bring fire to Cornwall. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 19.05.12 10:30am
beau-jolly
Olympic Torch relay stuck in slow traffic behind tourist caravan in Cornwall

The Olympic Torch got off to a slow start on its tour of Britian after getting caught behind Brian and Cynthia Jennings on the A30 in west Cornwall. The Stourbridge based Jennings' Ford Mondeo and...

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Mandy Lifeboat 19.05.12 9:58am
Thor
American election still basically about bum sex

The result of November's US presidential election is still on a knife-edge. Pollsters say that the nation is split right down the middle between those who think that the right of people with the same...

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Oxbridge 19.05.12 8:32am
Oxbridge
Cameron texts Obama about his Gr8 speech today 0
charlies_hat 19.05.12 7:28am
charlies_hat
Ferdinand

Roy Hodgson has again reiterated that he chose John Terry over Rio Ferdinand for ‘footballing reasons only.’, Speaking in defence of his selection Hodgson said, ‘John Terry is the finest...

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Hooch 19.05.12 12:51am
Hooch
Beckham and Olympic Committee Proclaimed Gods for Bringing Fire To Cornwall 1
thisisall1word 18.05.12 11:48pm
Ironduke
Olympic flame dies at passport control

"Name?", "David Beckham.", "David Beckham my arse. What's that in your hand?", "The Olympic flame.", "Olympic flame my arse. Put it out."...

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Boutros 18.05.12 10:32pm
Ironduke
Inventor of Ceefax fails to tick round to 86 0
charlies_hat 18.05.12 7:57pm
charlies_hat
Zuckerberg crestfallen as Facebook bought with Euros 1
Mandy Lifeboat 18.05.12 7:37pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Support YOUR police - commit easily detected, finable crimes

Are YOU worried about crime? Do you lay awake at night, trying to balance the costs of society breaking down, with the price of a bobby's helmet? Well, now YOU can help. Just follow Theresa May's...

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18.05.12 7:28pm
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