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Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda...

Mu to follow...

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AReader 23.08.13 3:20pm
AReader
Obama rules out 'magic wand' option for Syria

President Obama has been widely criticised for not waving his magic wand to fix the Syrian crisis, after he ruled out the option during this mornings press conference. Journalists pressed Obama for...

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thisisall1word 23.08.13 3:16pm
Titus
Baa, hee-haw...

Moo to follow(inspired by Smart Alex)...

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sydalg 23.08.13 3:13pm
sydalg
Have you ever been sold ...

a payment protection insurance mis-selling claim service at work which was not your fault? If you transfer your electricity account to DoubleGlazeEnergy, as well as supplying your gas and...

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Titus 23.08.13 3:10pm
beau-jolly
Middle-aged man finally loses patience and fires 75 bullets into LV chairman 0
AReader 23.08.13 3:06pm
AReader
Man Discovered By Corpse Out Walking Dog

More zombie-themed fun later. [Idea nicked completely from sydalg]...

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Titus 23.08.13 3:06pm
Titus
Banks in line for payout after mis-selling of mis-selling insurance.

Britain’s high street banks can look forward to billions in compensation after the FCA ruled that the totally useless Protection Insurance for Mis-Selling Totally Useless Financial Products to...

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Lucy4 23.08.13 3:03pm
Titus
Dog discovered by man out walking corpse 3
sydalg 23.08.13 2:55pm
Al OPecia
Egyptian Military deny planning “Hosniland” theme park

A military style theme park, complete with water rides, water cannon and water boarding facilities, planned by the Egyptian military regime will not go ahead, officials announced. Hosniland –...

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nickb 23.08.13 2:52pm
Al OPecia
Lotus-eaters discover Toyotas easier to digest 1
sydalg 23.08.13 2:45pm
Scronnyglonkle
Cillit Bang star Barry Scott swaps grime with crime after landing Batman role

Cillit Bang brand ambassador Barry Scott, renowned for eradicating household grime and revitalising dirty and forgotten pennies, has said he is 'thrilled' to be moving away from commercial work after...

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Jesus H 23.08.13 2:10pm
Jesus H
Chinese government to honour Deng Xiaoping

Mao to follow...

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britwombat 23.08.13 1:29pm
britwombat
CPS to trial new verdicts: Guilty, Not Guilty, and Quack Quack Oops. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.08.13 1:28pm
dominic_mcg
Man prosecuted for amputee porn "doesn't have a leg to stand on" 1
sydalg 23.08.13 1:15pm
britwombat
Cumbrian Farmer Complains of Inability to Switch to Arable

Moor too fallow...

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Ian Collier 23.08.13 12:26pm
Ian Collier
Jesus H Gains first Disciple

More to follow?...

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Ian Collier 23.08.13 12:22pm
Ian Collier
Wonga criticised after offering captain of Titanic a may-day loan 0
Smart Alex 23.08.13 9:30am
Smart Alex
Fraudster sells Real Madrid square clump of hay for Ninety Million Pounds

Galactico!...

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Scronnyglonkle 23.08.13 9:19am
Scronnyglonkle
Manning womanning 0
Squudge 23.08.13 9:15am
Squudge
Bradley Manning transferred to womens' gaol - gets job cleaning ladies

Topical Neat-O...

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Smart Alex 23.08.13 9:04am
Smart Alex
Batman to play Ben Affleck in new bio-pic

Brit as bad guy...

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virtuallywill 23.08.13 8:41am
virtuallywill
Jim Davidson cleared of "comedy" charges

Controversial media star Jim Davidson was today cleared of accusations that he was a comedian in the seventies, eighties and nineties. Probably been done, but needs saying...

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nickb 23.08.13 8:40am
CulchaVulcha
Dignitas puzzled why so few reviews on Tripadvisor.

'They could at least have said how their stay was .' More soon. Must have been done before, surely ?...

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MADJEZ 23.08.13 4:07am
Titus
Wealthy landowner weds gleaning lady 3
Arthur 23.08.13 12:12am
Titus
Dignitas Clinic Baffled By Over-flowing Car Park

Hat tip to MADJEZ...

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Titus 22.08.13 10:21pm
Titus
Manning refuses to take his punishment like a man 3
topfotogmw 22.08.13 10:14pm
Al OPecia
Gibralter to twin with Ceuta. More soon. 22
Al OPecia 22.08.13 9:52pm
Al OPecia
You're much too Slane girl.

Slane girl, get out of my mind, My love for you is way out of line, Better run girl,, You're much too young girl With all the charms of a woman, You've kept the secret of your youth, You led me...

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rikkor 22.08.13 9:49pm
Al OPecia
Count von Count quits Sesame Street

starts new job as quantity surveyor...

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camz 22.08.13 7:14pm
camz
Yorkshireman acquires packet of PK. 'E buy gum. 0
Maverick 22.08.13 6:54pm
Maverick