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Noel Gallagher slams NME award as "not sufficiently 'ighbrow" 0
Al McHogan 24.01.12 11:00am
Al McHogan
Tories Promise "No Bonuses and Wage Cut" for "Greedy" Jodrell Bankers 1
thisisall1word 24.01.12 10:57am
Al McHogan
snow globes to help in NHS shake-up 0
victimms 24.01.12 10:52am
victimms
Drug mules to be shown sentencing leniency if their ass has been exploited 0
charlies_hat 24.01.12 10:38am
charlies_hat
Outcry as Hare Krishna’s perform setlist of all-new material at Oxford St show

Longstanding fans of the Hare Krishna sect – famous for their 1969 top 20 hit ‘Hare Krishna Mantra' – were in uproar yesterday as the group used their first show in two years - at London's...

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Skylarking 23.01.12 10:30pm
Skylarking
Finger cuts off Paul Daniels

Surgeons were baffled today by reports that Paul Daniels finger had finally had enough of the association and had cut him off. The finger, interviewed at a secret location stated, " I did 60 odd...

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Mister F 23.01.12 10:00pm
Textbook
BBC announce series of 'StarTazering Live' with Brian Cox

Phone vote for suitable contestants...

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charlies_hat 23.01.12 8:12pm
Perks
Ministers vote to increase benefits of the doubt for MPs 0
kga6 23.01.12 6:40pm
kga6
Newt Gingrich's Sudden Rise Explained

as it is confirmed that the Rpublican stalwart has threatened to release a swimsuit calendar should he lose the nomination race...

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Textbook 23.01.12 5:29pm
Textbook
Public unconcerned over erectile dysfunction in Westminster 0
tedweasel 23.01.12 2:57pm
tedweasel
“Mamma Mia may be secret undercover vehicle for Abba songs” say top scientists

A group of scientists and codebreakers from Oxford University has shocked the theatrical community by suggesting that the hit film and musical Mamma Mia may be based entirely on songs written and...

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antharrison 23.01.12 1:49pm
antharrison
Local outrage as Ventnor University plans to offer degrees in IT

The Isle of Wight's third largest university has caused shockwaves again by announcing a new range if qualifications to "better reflect the world around us". Local resident Albert Sidebottom raged,...

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grottymonty 23.01.12 12:32pm
grottymonty
After short-lived solo career, Paul Daniels' finger rejoins rest of entertainer 0
Clarky 23.01.12 11:13am
Clarky
Arab League of Gentlemen to send monitors to Royston Vasey 1
Duncan Biscuit 23.01.12 9:36am
Username
Blackberry’s management reorganisation delayed 24 hours by technical problems 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.01.12 9:34am
Duncan Biscuit
Balotelli’s Lancashire clog dancing ‘coming along nicely’ say City 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.01.12 9:34am
Duncan Biscuit
Benefits Cap 'most effective birth control method' for poor people claim govt. 0
charlies_hat 23.01.12 8:54am
charlies_hat
Hospitals just one step from heaven say staff 0
victimms 23.01.12 8:12am
victimms
Daily Mail readers' condition "furious but stable" after benefit cap story 0
Drylaw 23.01.12 12:06am
Drylaw
Cameron to make benefits dependent on tax contributions

I guess Vodafone won't be expected to get any benefits whatsoever...

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tomholder 22.01.12 9:45pm
tomholder
Ken Livingstone backs Newt Gingrich for President

Former Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone has formally backed Newt Gingrich for President of the USA. "Any green amphibian is good by me.", said Livingstone...

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apepper 22.01.12 7:22pm
apepper
Science: "Was F1's Bernie Ecclestone the inspiration for Human Genome research?"

more later...

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dvo4fun 22.01.12 4:37pm
dvo4fun
Man In Street Fails His First Resucitation Case.....

"How does that song go again?"...

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Jesse Bigg 22.01.12 3:39pm
Jesse Bigg
The whole world has a moral duty to obey Eric Pickles, says Eric Pickles

Councillors have a moral duty to do anything Communities Secretary Eric Pickles says, according to Communities Secretary Eric Pickles. Mr Pickles says that councils have a moral duty to sign up to...

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roybland 22.01.12 2:39pm
dvo4fun
'Smiling' George Alagiah spat in my face, claims Witchell 0
Drylaw 22.01.12 1:27pm
Drylaw
Olympic mascot shock.. that anyone's bothering to make them. 0
MADJEZ 22.01.12 11:55am
MADJEZ
Debt talks are all Greek to me says chief negotiator 0
victimms 22.01.12 11:37am
victimms
MI5 eavesdropped on Chinese embassy with bugged wok 0
nickb 22.01.12 10:34am
nickb
French chefs approach New Jersey for freshly barbecued meat 0
Sinnick 22.01.12 8:15am
Sinnick
Aggression flavoured custard to be marketed as "Angry Birds"

It's said to be quite thick skinned...

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Quaz 22.01.12 8:01am
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