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Crimbo due December 0
medici2471 22.05.12 8:41am
medici2471
Abu Hamza 'changes name to escape past'

Now known as Osama Bin Laden...

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riesler 22.05.12 8:34am
riesler
Classless society encourages truancy, report shows. 0
Not Amused 22.05.12 8:28am
Not Amused
Govt. flooded with calls trying to switch provider for their draft energy bill 0
charlies_hat 22.05.12 7:41am
charlies_hat
Zuckerberg off his facebook. 0
Maverick 22.05.12 2:48am
Maverick
UN declares global crisis for people with access to slow and unreliable Internet 0
Dumbnews 21.05.12 11:37pm
Dumbnews
Nobel prize to be awarded to whoever can make Internet fast and reliable 0
Dumbnews 21.05.12 11:35pm
Dumbnews
Hip-hop fish and chip vendor asks customer, "would you like that rapped?" 0
Smart Alex 21.05.12 7:42pm
Smart Alex
Millions of Brits greet arrival of Olympic flame with complete indifference

As the Olympic torch relay makes its way across the country, millions of people are celebrating the arrival of the flame in their town by going about their life as normal, and maybe grumbling a bit...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 21.05.12 6:41pm
JohnA
Government ministers against making it easier to sack under-performers 0
Mandy Lifeboat 21.05.12 6:10pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Search called off as London mayor latest victim to get lost in IKEA

A national crisis was averted today after Boris Johnson was found alive and well in the Slough branch of IKEA, nine days after he was first reported missing. A shaken Mr. Johnson said: “I only...

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Clare Ellen 21.05.12 6:07pm
Clare Ellen
Court rules Geordie man's pet insurance doesna cover his missus 1
Tomfinger 21.05.12 6:04pm
Clare Ellen
Paul Gambaccini 'sick to death' of saying nice things about dead pop singers.

DJ and music enthusiast Paul Gambaccini is refusing to say anything nice about any more dead pop singers, according to his agent. The 63 year old American pop music sage has been wheeled out several...

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wallster 21.05.12 5:43pm
dvo4fun
Munich to be divided between UK and Russia after Chelsea victory 0
grumblechops 21.05.12 3:23pm
grumblechops
Fruitcake in royal tearoom 0
medici2471 21.05.12 3:01pm
medici2471
Coalition tensions may cause Cable to snap 0
Not Amused 21.05.12 2:20pm
Not Amused
Police admit when they were told to arrest Crone they took Brooks and not Tom. 0
reforse 21.05.12 1:49pm
reforse
Fruit and veg sellers in crisis as tupperware bowl shortage bites. 0
Boutros 21.05.12 1:38pm
Boutros
Audi announces 2012 A4 model now licenced for driving in all 3 motorway lanes. 0
bonjonelson 21.05.12 1:22pm
bonjonelson
Gibb death ends deadly chain reaction of pop tragedies 0
tonylemesma 21.05.12 12:59pm
tonylemesma
Olympic Torch route altered to pass through the set of 'Dickinson's Real Deal'

It saves time in the long run...

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Ian Searle 21.05.12 11:44am
Ian Searle
Patients able to book GP appointments and get test results within 3 years

Patients in England will be able to book GP appointments and get test results within three years, ministers are promising. Efficiencies are expected as a new sleek, streamlined breed of...

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simonjmr 21.05.12 11:11am
simonjmr
Olympic relay runner "has always carried a flame for me" claims ex girlfriend 0
simonjmr 21.05.12 11:07am
simonjmr
Robin Gibb joins his brothers up on high

Genuine sadness here, life is very cruel...

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Iamthestig 21.05.12 10:31am
Iamthestig
UK Rabies epidemic feared after Theresa May returns from Europe

Onlookers described Ms May as being "Wild eyed and frothing at the mouth" More soon...

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simonjmr 21.05.12 9:32am
simonjmr
Jamie Oliver calls for a King Edward Potato to be put in every school 1
Ian Searle 21.05.12 9:00am
nickb
God denies putting together heavenly house band

"It's just pure coincindence that Donna Summer, Robin Gibb and the drummer from Crowded House all died within a few days of each other" said a spokesman for the Lord Almighty in Rome today.....

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simonjmr 21.05.12 8:59am
nickb
Chelsea victory parade now twinned with Olympic Torch Relay 0
seymour totti 21.05.12 8:16am
seymour totti
Bullseye based opera "La Bowen" to be premiered at Glyndbourne this summer 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.05.12 6:51am
Scronnyglonkle
Shock as Robin Gibb turns out to be Al-Megrahi 0
charlies_hat 20.05.12 11:05pm
charlies_hat