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Katie Vassel upset but still has the family business to fall back on 5
arrghgarry 3 years
Prime MinisterDavid Cameron launches his I `m alright Jack tour 2
arrghgarry 3 years
Wikileaks reveals Colonel Mustard did it in the library with the lead pipe. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
This years F.A Cup third round will be bought by Trevor Brooking. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Fabio Cappello's shout will be the fourth as long as the tight arse twat doesn't sneek off to the toilet to avoid buying it...

As Phil"Davy Cockett" Collins flys to Basle to meet estranged wife 0
arrghgarry 3 years

he is told no jacket required ,as they have one waiting for him...

New Zealand makes official complaint over Wikileaks 0
dogwheels 3 years

New Zealand has made an official complaint to the US State Department after it emerged the country was not once mentioned in the 250,000 Wikileaks files released today. Officials were said to be...

Julian Assange 'buys white cat, strokes it evilly', says Pentagon 2
red 3 years

The Pentagon has revealed evidence that the founder of Wikileaks, Julian Assange, has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings. Harry, a soft white persian hairy white cat has been at...

E U regulator forces Poundland to change name to Kiloland 1
Mr.3374 3 years
Colin Farrell wows critics with his latest Brit flick 'Unconvincing Gangster' 1
ronseal 3 years

. That's a bit unfair, I've never seen a Colin Farrell film. He could be great for all I know. 'Leave it aht. Yerravin a larf incha?'...

Peace ageement, or just pressing the ‘pause’ button?... 0
Doylem 3 years
James Blunt to sing his hit at Bernard Matthews' funeral 11
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Association of Crooked Accountants: “We’re not here just to make up the numbers” 0
Doylem 3 years
Lady Gaga signs off Twitter until $1m raised for charity - donations drop 0
Izziere 3 years

Charities are complaining that the decision by Lady Gaga, Usher and Juston Timberlake to stop tweeting until $1m has been raised for charity has caused a slump in donations. Keep a Child Alive says...

Using a Blackberry does not count as one of your 5-a-day 0
Mr.3374 3 years
Pound reaches all-time record low against the Kilo. 7
bonjonelson 3 years

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BBC run out of ideas of what to do with James May 4
Basil_B 3 years

BBC producers and programme writers today threw in the towel over the issue of what to do next with James May., 'We've hit a total brick wall with fresh ideas of what to do with James' explained...

League Against Cruel Sports release latest results 4
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Puffin twatting 3 - Horse beating 6, Dogs v Cats is a late kick off, Bear baiting 0 - Hamsters up popstar's arse 1 From the Welsh League, Sheep rogering 15 - Goat tossing 3...

Ark Royal 0
Miroslav 3 years

Argentine defense minister tells MoD: 'We would be happy to take over the Ark Royal.'...

Word 'fairness' found buried near A10 layby 2
la maga 3 years

The word 'fairness' was today discovered by police buried in a shallow grave off the busy A10 between London and Cambridge. A police spokesman announced the discovery in a sombre news conference,...

NewsBiscuit Website infected with "Monty Python" virus. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Existential crisis won't stop me shaving or enjoying life, vows French film hero 0
Oxbridge 3 years

Jean-Claude Masson, a 29-year-old Parisian who is the star of a new multi-award winning state-funded Canal Plus film, has admitted to facing a profound crisis as a result of discovering the essential...

NIB material from MCA? 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

Broad, Medium and Fine...

Front page material from MCA? 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

Brocade, brushed cotton, buckram, calico, chambray, cheescloth, chiffon, chintz, corduroy, crepe de chine, denim, felt, fleece, gabardine, georgette, gingham, hessian, jacquard, jersey, lace, lame,...

Police may have to use film title game to show contempt for next public inquiry 5
ronseal 3 years

Big Town police chief Brian Stephens says the police may have to change tactics in the next public inquiry into their conduct. Until now, they've shown their contempt for the people by working song...

Mile-High Club to open door to 'Do-It-Yourselfers' 25
Golgo13 3 years

While sexual intercourse and air travel have probably never enjoyed greater popularity as separate activities, the Mile-High Club has admitted that it is finding it increasingly hard to attract new...

Poundland to join the European Union, but will not adopt the Euro. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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"I'm a Celebrity" executives admit using Autotune on Shaun Ryder's voice. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Kate Middleton still has to ‘earn the right’ to appear on reality TV shows. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years

Speculation that Princess in Waiting, Kate Middleton, may make her public debut in a TV reality show have been dashed by media experts. Reflecting on her career potential, public relations guru Max...

Durex introduce new "Middle-Age Sensual Massage Oil" range. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Including: "Make us a cuppa tea first", "Be quick, I want to finish the Femail Section", and, "Can't you have a rub-out in the bath instead?"...

Katie Price more than happy with her new Voo doo doll. 0
arrghgarry 3 years