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Pakistan win tomorrow's final match by 28 runs 1
ianslat 3 years
Renewable energy latest: Alex Ferguson’s jaw ‘could power Lincolnshire’ 3
Zadok the second 3 years

Scientists at the New Energies Agency today announced a breakthrough in an as-yet untapped source of power, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson. The grumbly curmudgeon’s constantly rotating...

Unexploded Jägerbomb successfully defused 2
jp1885 3 years
These Turkey Twizzlers better not be fakking Halal says torch bearing mob 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Angry parents besieged schools up and down the country after the Daily Mail revealed that Halal meat is now the de facto choice for chicken and lamb suppliers in the school canteens...

Dog lost in Wales makes bigger news than Labour Leadership battle 3
Basil_B 3 years

A story that is usually confined to the 'and finally' slot on BBC news has succeeded in getting ahead of the story that is the labour leadership battle., The tale of Scruffy a much loved family pet...

Dementia costs world economy up to 1 percent according to mislaid report 0
Gary Stanton 3 years
New Prophet arrives proclaiming all religion is bull shit 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Dementia concerns highlighted as Gordon Brown attends NY world leaders summit 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Pope-plot sweepers to carry out community service in ACC Liverpool. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Sketchley to clean up cricket after spot fixing concerns 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Clegg confident of making gains in North Korea 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘Made in Dagenham’ premiere chaos after women forget to do the catering 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Dancer sues Royal Ballet School over tutu 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Global dementia cost expert sure he wrote the figure down somewhere 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
EXCLUSIVE: England sent 'fake team' to World Cup 1
Scroat 3 years

This explains everything. Contributions welcome...

France demands Al Qaeda repeat its terror threat – in French. 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

France reacted to the latest terror warning from Al Qaeda last night by shrugging its shoulders and insisting it hadn’t understood a single word they were saying. The threats came after President...

Pakistan capable of nuclear strike on Lords within 45 overs 0
greg various 3 years

(possibly)...

HMRC employees refuse to assign revenues to Goldman Sachs: Strike action called. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years
Secularism Aggressivism 0
Orlando Honey 3 years

Today, aggressive secularists swamped the English town of Tunbridge Wells. Dressed in cargo pants, Birkenstock sandals and unironed Ché Guevara T-shirts they knocked on every door within a...

Tesco say Viagra customers will be 'vetted' 1
pinxit 3 years

Er. So Tesco 'giveth and then taketh away'?...

RAC dismayed to receive AA credit rating. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Myopic Pope denounces 'aggressive cyclists'. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Lib Dems promise to deport tax exiles. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Coalition to cancel ceremonial fly pasts and twenty one gun salutes... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

both to be replaced with drive-by shootings...

High living Tigers wish they had got a room. more later 0
one against the world 3 years
Lib Dem Conference: party faithful only partly faithful... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Pope sells visit pics to Halo magazine.... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Parents sacked, must reapply for job, say business-savvy kids eyeing sweet costs 0
la maga 3 years
Bin Laden's Men Vote to Go On Strike 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Large, dusty cave, somewhere in the Middle East, to be picketed...

CON-dem Government Tells BBC to Cancel Xmas Programming 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

as Cameron prepares to read Scrooge to the nation instead...