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World Cup awarded to Ann Widdecombe and Anton du Beke 4
Phlegm 3 years
Delegates Change Mind And Pick England After Intervention From Nick Clegg 0
IABP 3 years
Dynamo Kyiv to recharge 2018 World Cup batteries. 0
DiY 3 years
Putins threat of all out nuclear war wins the 2018 World Cup bid for Russia 0
DiY 3 years
Russia wins the right to host World War III - North Korea came close second. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Football Not Coming Home, Staying at Friends Tonight and Getting Pissed on Vodka 0
De-scribe 3 years
"Unique corruption opportunities" underline Russia's successful World Cup Bid 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Rejoicing in Scotland as England DON'T get World Cup. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More national bickering soon...

Mute traveller 'goes without saying'. 5
Zadok the second 3 years
Scotland not yet grim enough for assisted suicide, says parliament. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

Use traditional method of pies and alcohol, advise doctors...

Wikileaks to release secrets of how snow plough driver gets to work. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Snow plough driver refuses to let on how he gets to work. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Fifa have awarded the 2018 World Cup to David Beckham 0
Rootin Tootin 3 years

Following his Oscar winning performance at the presentations, Fifa have awarded the World Cup to David Beckham. The matches will be played on specially built pitches in the grounds of Sir David...

Holland to host 2018 World Cup. Sepp Blatter seen wearing gold clogs. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
FI-FA Foe Fum 0
MADJEZ 3 years

I smell the bid of an Englishman., Be it 'live, or be it dead,, I'll take the one offering the most bread...

Commuters skiing to work fined for not having current road tax. 1
surdoux 3 years
Last minute World Cup panic as Russia submit their bid video on Betamax. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameroon wins World Cup hosting, in FIFA mix up 5
Rowly 3 years
Wikileaks: Plot to frame Assange revealed in latest cable. 0
Erlang 3 years

"Is there an echo on the line? Are you taping this?" Click....

Global warming blamed as temperature plummets several degrees in only 6 months. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Snow Patrol Announce a Record Number of Hits on Their Website. 0
IABP 3 years
Surprise as Sep Blatter awards 2018 World Cup to his brother in law. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Torville and Dean the only two people in the UK to get into work today. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Wikileaks: Cables from London Embassy asking clarity on bloody "Septic Tanks" 0
Erlang 3 years

, "Godams" and "Merkins"...

Wikileaks reveals secret government thinktank report 0
Bismarck 3 years

it sometimes snows in winter...

Elderly Woman Found Outdoors in Snow Stating the Bleeding Obvious 2
De-scribe 3 years
All Lorries to be Fitted With Anti-Jackknife System 6
IABP 3 years

[and to take Stan's Test]...

Hugh Laurie stolen during House break-in. 0
MC One R 3 years
Tabloids instructed to cover UK overnight in blanket of excruciating puns 0
MC One R 3 years

Sources say that the UK tabloid press are under instruction to ensure that every headline, sub-headline and byline in tomorrow's papers has at least one horrendous pun crow-barred into it, win or...

Government plans to appease rebelling students have been put in place today. 0
DiY 3 years

Education Secretary Michael Gove is confident that an offer of free bumper packs of coloured felt tip pens and that Mummy and Daddy won’t row on Christmas day will be accepted...