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|Cameron accused of product placement when Clegg replaced by Churchill dog||2||
|Londoners Sucsessfully Avoid Talking To Neighbours At Wedding Street Parties||0||
|16m Tune In as Prince Says 'One Does'||0||
|Child scarred for life after Grandmother shouts "Don't forget your egg hunt!"||9||
|Jeremy Clarkson denounced David Cameron -calls him a sexist public school twat||0||
The ongoing scandal about whether or not David Cameron had a dinner over christmas with Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear and Rebekah Brooks, chief executive of News International, blew up again when...
|Cartoon Network still offline eight days after hack. Spongebob's identity stolen||0||
|Rob Brydon celebrates ‘flawless’ Royal Wedding commentary||0||
||Des and Stan||4 years|
Comedian and impersonator Rob Brydon has been celebrating after a marathon stint commentating on the royal nuptials, standing in at the last minute for anchorman Huw Edwards. ‘I got the call from...
|No Camp pulls Becky, 21, from Croydon||0||
Opponents of the alternative voting system gained a vital boost yesterday as an aspiring model-cum-nursery-nurse became the first recorded person in the country to be won over to the...
|Princess Attacked by Giant Spider||1||
London Zoo have .., http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/specials/royal-wedding/hats/beatrice-eugenie-435.jpg .confirmed that the big, bug-eyed beast is a Beatrice, and that the spider is a...
|Man with one pair of spectacles unable to fix broken spectacles||2||
|'News of The World' employs baboon to interpret Rooney's 'phone calls.||2||
||be reasonable||4 years|
|In UK's first AV wedding Prince William chooses Pippa as his second choice.||0||
|Embarrassment as Harry remembers ring, forgets trothe.||0||
|Immigrants flee oppressive régime; Mexican border overrun by U.S. poker players.||0||
|Breaking news: Mrs Middleton used sky blue Andrex triple ply||1||
|Upside Down Union Jack Reports Crash Offlag Website||0||
|Duchess of Oxford gets to the Abbey first by a length.||0||
|Conservationists attempt to reintroduce white dog poo||0||
You just don't see it these days...
|Cohabiting couple to stop living in sin today.||0||
||Tammy Flugh||4 years|
|Lifestyle experts and Royal Correspondents gather in Westminster for the big day||0||
Its almost exactly 30 years since the last great coming together of the nation’s lifestyle gurus and the world’s Royal correspondents. For this is [u]their[/u] day. TV crews jostle for position...
|Newspaper royal wedding supplements cause Andrex sales to plunge||0||
|Marlboro clinches key bridal dress sponsorship deal for royal wedding||0||
Marlboro has won the dress sponsorship deal for the royal wedding, after lawyers found there was no ban on tobacco advertising in Royal Weddings. Benson and Hedges and Silk Cut executives are said...
|Royals worried as stretched pink Humvee pulls up at brides hotel.||0||
Charles 'When we said find a commoner.' http://www.midlandslimos.com/images/DSC00043.JPG...
|National tragedy as Kate discovers huge zit on nose.||0||
Harley Street doctors have been unable to do anything so the wedding will go ahead...
|Huge ratings expected for new episode of My Big Fat Germanic Inbred Wedding||1||
|A wedding without Islam is Infidel-ity say Muslims Against Royal Marriages||0||
||greg various||4 years|
|RAF To Sue Army Over Wills' Wedding Costume Shock||0||
The RAF is, this morning, considering strike action against the army following the latter's dawn raid on the royal costume department. In a daring move in the early hours of this morning, the army...
|Labour blame coaliton for huge rise in people sleeping rough in central London.||1||
|Dear An Offensive World Now, Apparently||10||
Loving couples and letter writers the world over have been horrified to discover that for years they have been bandying about a word which oppresses and demeans women. "Dear", once casually used by...
|Replacing "Divine Right of Kings" with democracy could cost millions....||0||
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