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Gordon Brown calls for n to be restored to Spending Cu ts 0
ronseal 3 years
Cyber threat to 2012 Olympic... 0
riesler 3 years

Government call in Dr Who...

Roman Abramovich eyes Spanish La Liga team 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

Advised to "get Real"...

Honest writer criticises her own work. 2
Mary 3 years

"What a load of old Shite this headline is" says Mary, No more coming soon...

Hit comedy, "Dumb and Dumber" plan sequel titled "Bush" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
UK economy to slow over the winter due to shortage of British grit 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MoD cuts - correction: Defence Review scraps Arctic Roll. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Councils to save millions by only holding elections every fifty years.... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Somerset concerned about terrorist cider threat. 1
Stan Laurel 3 years
Coalition splits up over who should get the car in Monopoly. 1
3 years

News has just reached us from Westminster that the Coalition Government has broken up after Nick Clegg and David Cameron 'severely fell out' over a game of Monopoly. The argument came about before...

Thatched Funeral on the BBC 2
Kazytc 3 years

The BBC have given Baroness Margaret Thatched-Roof a very unusual tribute on her 85th birthday, on which she was too ill, to attend a party in her honour at number 10 Downing Street, hosted by David...

Worlds best stalker retires, feels his work has gone unrecognized 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Pervert Pensioner gets the boot 0
Kazytc 3 years

A pensioner by the name of Keith Clancy-Cam, from Rhyl in North Wales, has been jailed, for secretly filming up teenagers skirts, for the past 20 years. Clancy-Cam, fitted his roguish Brogues, with...

Sterilisation scheme for media moguls met with uncertainty by national press 0
la maga 3 years
Wayne Rooney an apology: 2
MADJEZ 3 years

In an earlier story we reported that Mr Rooney was refusing to sign a new contract with Manchester United. It has been pointed out by Mr Rooney's legal representative that in fact he COULDN'T sign...

Police launch grannies decoy plan to cut crime 1
roybland 3 years

Police disguised as grannies will soon be walking Britain's streets in a radical move to cut crime, Home Secretary Theresa May announced today. The 'Decoy Grannies Initiative' has already been...

'Liberal' Sauron rejected by Tea Party grassroots 0
dogwheels 3 years

Evil demon-lord Sauron has failed in his bid to lead the American political movement known as the Tea Party after activists branded his agenda too liberal. He has even been dubbed 'Red Sauron', with...

Colman's Mustard re-branded as Colman's Steakholder Enchancement Solution 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

NIB (UNLESS I CAN THINK OF ANY OTHER REBRANDS OF TRADITIONAL PRODUCTS BY THE SORT OF ARSEHOLE WHO MARKETS HIMSELF AS A BRAND GURU) more later. or possibly not...

Eight new nuclear sites "still not far enough away from Houses of Parliament" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Boris Johnson to announce new winter clothing hire scheme. 2
ItsReevesy 3 years

http://www.reevesyonline.me.uk/google/BorisHire.jpg Fresh from his success in introducing the London cycle scheme Boris Johnson has switched his attention to the health of London's Underground...

C4 show how easy it is to take off with Prince Harry by taking off documentary. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Liverpool owner renames team Mersey White Flags 0
custard cream 3 years

more to follow...

Geldof hails G20 deal on First World debt 3
ianslat 3 years

Anti-poverty campaigner Bob Geldof has today hailed as historic an agreement that will see billions of dollars of debt owed by the world’s richest countries wiped out. ‘This is fantastic news’...

Jodie Foster confirmed in title role in 'Jamie and the Magic Torch' movie 3
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon] ps I hated that show...

West Country put on alert against Cyder Crime. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Ive got 1
password collecter 3 years

I reckon the Numberjacks could sort you out!...

Severn Barrage ‘poor value and wouldn’t stop Charlotte Church’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Speculation mounts that Rooney may find new brothel 0
ianslat 3 years

Rumours abound today following the news that Wayne Rooney has refused to commit his future to the Manchester brothel he has been frequenting for the past three years. Rooney’s relationship with...

Smokers should be allowed to piss in your swimming pool, says tobacco industry 3
rickwestwell 3 years

Since legislation came into force requiring all urinators to leave the immediate vicinity of swimming pools, the sight of miserable shivering outcasts pissing sadly in doorways has become a familiar...

For Sale: One Rooney. Answers to 'Wayne'. Loves bonking. Apply A. Ferguson. 2
Ostsee 3 years