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DLT gutted at being overlooked for papacy 'I have the right experience' 0
antharrison 13.03.13 11:59pm
antharrison
Bernie Ecclestone responsible for 'Pope F1'.

The Vatican has revealed they sold the commercial rights to the Papacy to Bernie Ecclestone for an undisclosed sum last week. It gave him the final say over who would become the new Pope along with...

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MADJEZ 13.03.13 11:51pm
MADJEZ
Alcohol minimum pricing dropped to pave way for tax increase 1
Squudge 13.03.13 11:51pm
deskpilot3
Tesco shocked to discover they've not bought actual Giraffes 2
Wainers 13.03.13 11:49pm
deskpilot3
Boost to bucket industry as Justin Bieber releases new single

Millions of buckets have been sold in anticipation of a new single release by teenage favourite Justin Bieber...

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apepper 13.03.13 11:26pm
Sir Lupus
Pope accuses Falkland Islanders of being undemocratic 0
Sinnick 13.03.13 11:16pm
Sinnick
Removed - can't top Squudge's Maradona effort on this subject 1
charlies_hat 13.03.13 10:36pm
Squudge
Pope Frankie: "A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The Vatican"

No, titter ye not...

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Titus 13.03.13 10:15pm
Titus
Royal Navy alerted as Pope moves Vatican to Malvinas

Rome facility to be rented to world's dictators as a place to park political dissidents where human rights groups would never think to look...

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wwwiz 13.03.13 10:12pm
wwwiz
Cardinals decide not to get a Brazilian. 0
Maverick 13.03.13 10:09pm
Maverick
Francis 1 to be tested for performance enhancing drugs. More soon. 0
Maverick 13.03.13 10:07pm
Maverick
Sun tells Pope Frankie to 'stick it up your junta' 0
custard cream 13.03.13 9:57pm
custard cream
Falkland Islands To Be Excommunicated: Islanders Unfazed. 0
Titus 13.03.13 9:57pm
Titus
Leeds food outlet in whore’s meat scandal

In an escalation of the food origin crisis, a budget Leeds food outlet, Sutcliffe’s Diner, has been found to have sold whore’s meat as chicken. Regular Sutcliffe’s patron Gavin Smith was...

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Yikes 13.03.13 9:48pm
Yikes
New Pope Election Sees Catholic Faith Embrace Old White Man Community 0
thisisall1word 13.03.13 9:34pm
thisisall1word
New Pope Controversy

Argentina's Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio, the new Pope, denies claims from his opponents that he called on the "Hand of God" to help secure the final vote in the papel conclave elections...

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PlasticMonk 13.03.13 9:30pm
PlasticMonk
William Hill Slashes Odds On Next Pope Being Taliban.

"It's official folks, God hates the British!" Said one smug Paddy Power employee...

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anhodika 13.03.13 9:24pm
anhodika
Giraffe found to contain burger meat 0
jamesr 13.03.13 9:23pm
jamesr
Vatican loses eBay star as buyer "still waiting for delivery of used pope"

The Vatican confirmed today it had suffered further humiliation in the eyes of the world by failing to deliver a "Pope - one divine owner, recently recovered " to Jonny Sweetman of Chessington,...

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SuburbanDad 13.03.13 9:15pm
SuburbanDad
Vatican denies runner-up cover-up

Alarms bells were ringing all over the Catholic world tonight as rumours that Pope Francis 1st was actually the runner-up. http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4974/popef.png Pope Francis - Looking...

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camz 13.03.13 9:10pm
camz
The Sun readies 'Hand of God' headline for Argentine Pope. 0
MADJEZ 13.03.13 8:42pm
MADJEZ
Cardinals elect gigolo as new Pope 0
custard cream 13.03.13 8:36pm
custard cream
Hand of God helps Argentina again 0
Not Amused 13.03.13 8:36pm
Not Amused
UKIP demand recount in papal election

"It's never someone from the South of England, so something must be done."...

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camz 13.03.13 8:33pm
camz
New Pope blocked from calling himself Pope Stanley

no more Falkland Pope jokes...

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Not Amused 13.03.13 8:30pm
Titus
Bookies claim foul play as many bets placed on "Old White Guy" as new Pope ... 0
Kramaring 13.03.13 8:29pm
Kramaring
Francis: "I'd just like to thank my agent, the director, my parents, my fans ... 0
Titus 13.03.13 8:28pm
Titus
New 76 year old Pope confirms youth vote won 0
custard cream 13.03.13 8:26pm
custard cream
Falkland Islanders on lookout for Swiss Guard invasion. 0
MADJEZ 13.03.13 8:22pm
MADJEZ
Argentina: You've Now Got A Pope, So Stop Whingeing About The Falklands 0
Titus 13.03.13 8:21pm
Titus