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Walkers to invert crisp bags 1
Sinnick 3 years

Following the recent announcement to make crisp bags out of potato instead of plastic, it is understood that Walkers have also decided to make their crisps out of plastic instead of potato. A Walker...

"Hungry sludge" not my nickname claims MIchael Winner 0
simonjmr 3 years
Le Pétomane favourite to win The Wind Factor. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Or possibly Mr Methane...

Man accidentally launches nuclear strike on Iran after online bank detail error 0
Basil_B 3 years

David Goose of Oswestry, Shropshire has the blood of 20 million Iranian's on his careless fingers today after inadvertently launching a nuclear strike on the middle eastern nation when tapping in his...

Police Enquiry service may be extended to help corporate clients get off 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The success of the Police Enquiry service, which leads the world in Police Death Blame Absolvement Solutions, has led for calls for it to be franchised and sold to corporate clients. "Say what you...

New Yahoo CEO orders staff to email her at her Gmail account 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Layoffs at Bureau of Labor Statistics leaves nation guessing on state of economy 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Dave channel owners confess to ram raid on BBC archive – ‘we need more Top Gear’ 0
therustler 3 years

Owners of spoof TV channel Dave this week pleaded guilty to ram raiding the BBC archives in search of more episodes of Top Gear. In court, Justice Jonathan Stevenson accepted their guilty plea and...

Coalition announces bold plans to cut everything by a quarter 2
Redundantpublicservant 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne has let it be known that a key element of the upcoming Comprehensive Spending Review is a bold initiative to simply lop a quarter off everything. ‘This shows we’re...

‘Forever in Blue Genes’ – Could Conservatism Be Genetic? 1
therustler 3 years

A study of 400,000 Tories has today revealed that Conservative values could be written in our DNA. Dr. Alejandro Gutierrez , Senior Lecturer in BioPolitics at University College London, has...

Teabaggers to change name after consulting the urban dictionary 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Karzai and Zardari honored to receive joint Nobel prize for corruption 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Levis struggles to find models who can fit in their jeans 0
Dumbnews 3 years
"Forget that one at your peril" grooms told after surge to marry on 10/10/10 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
New Labour leader shows commitment to family friendly policies ... 0
Redundantpublicservant 3 years

by sending Yvette Cooper travelling to rubbish international conferencs while Ed Balls gets a home office at the Home Office...

.....and finally, cat is found safe and sound in dustbin 0
Basil_B 3 years

and Alan Johnson is the new shadow chancellor...

Alzheimers fear over Newsbiscuit Forum duplications 0
hero2zero 3 years
Alzheimers fear over Newsbiscuit Forum duplications 0
hero2zero 3 years
Ocean Finance to sponsor Manchester United’s new shirts. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

They will be worn ‘off the back’...

Hank Marvin to lead new Shadow Cabient. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Scientists warn newly discovered IJW virus 'even worse' than HIV. More soon. 0
therustler 3 years
Because of new coalitilon family allowance rules many 0
arrghgarry 3 years

large families will be hit by the axe ,especially in the Asian communities...

Miliband disappointed with the choices for his new cabinet 0
Basil_B 3 years

Ed unhappy that messr's Lenin, Stalin, Marx, and Trotsky are apparently not available for office...

Ed Miliband announces prospective new cabinet - it's coming from Ikea 0
Ian Searle 3 years

The Front bench will come from B&Q...

Are UK swimmers only going through the motions at Commonwealth Games? 5
Redundantpublicservant 3 years

No place tasteful to go with this one...

Seamus O'Reilly puzzled why very posh people keep mentioning his name. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Merchant Bank that threatened to leave UK 'just went round corner and waited' 0
Chip Paper 3 years

A bank that had insisted it would quit the country over reforms to the financial sector, was found this afternoon, safe and well outside Canon Street Tube Station. Passer-by, Sarah Evans, noticed...

Love can move mountains - subject to a stringent H&S assessment - 2 40
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
New Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit fails to see the funny side of her name. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'What's so funny about Sheila' commented the bemused minister...

Black Pearl circling sinking tanker. 0
allmyownstunts 3 years