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Public calls for Goodwin to be stripped of manhood 0
charlies_hat 31.01.12 6:59pm
charlies_hat
Queen strips bank of R to leave just BS 0
medici2471 31.01.12 6:40pm
medici2471
Fred Goodwin loses knighthood - "I'm sure I put it down somewhere"

Disgraced banker, Fred Goodwin, has caused chaos by announcing that he can no longer find his knighthood. "It's disappeared somewhere, and now there someone at the door who wants it back again."...

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apepper 31.01.12 5:31pm
apepper
Nodding off can kill, warns NHS.

During the Gary Speed inquest, the coroner said; "It was possible Speed could have "nodded off" while sitting with cable round his neck on the stairs in his garage". NHS spokesman, John...

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TheBull 31.01.12 5:13pm
Rootin Tootin
Cave to rent - secluded, ideal get away - suddenly available due to bereavement. 1
Ian Searle 31.01.12 5:00pm
Mark
Only sex sells moans Glaswegian rent boy in overcrowded prison 0
Marko 31.01.12 4:44pm
Marko
Hecklers barrack Obama at US Presidential rally 0
Marko 31.01.12 4:21pm
Marko
What Queen actually needs is a stiff drink, clarifies Palace

Buckingham Palace has angrily rejected claims by Prince Harry that the Queen 'needs Prince Philip at her side' in order to carry out her duties, by insisting that what she actually needs is 'a stiff...

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The Paper Ostrich 31.01.12 4:16pm
The Paper Ostrich
Clegg rouses Lib Dems with pledge to make Moon Britain's 136th unitary authority

Nick Clegg has announced ambitious plans to create a British Moonbase by the end of the next parliament, rallying Liberal Democrat voters with a stirring pledge to make the Moon ‘Britain’s 136th...

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The Paper Ostrich 31.01.12 4:09pm
The Paper Ostrich
Flashmob breaks Guiness record for multiple indecent exposure arrests

Two great brand names, Guiness and Flash came together yesterday to break a world record for the greatest number of indecent exposures in one place. “I thought multiple exposure was strictly...

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nickb 31.01.12 2:57pm
nickb
New Channel 5 gameshow, No-Win, No-Fee, set to start this weekend

After a few teething troubles and legal wrangles, channel 5's new flagship Saturday night gameshow, "No-Win, No-Fee" is set to hit our screens. The hour long show, sees 4 contestants go head-to-head...

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Iamthestig 31.01.12 2:50pm
Iamthestig
The Gulag Diet

The Russian Government, keen to find new ways to attract foreign tourists, have announced the founding of "The Gulag Diet" Visitors will be offered a 6 month "Working Holiday" in one of Stalin's...

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TheBull 31.01.12 1:33pm
TheBull
Steel chain manufacturer in Sheffield claims to have found the missing link 1
Marko 31.01.12 1:28pm
JonnyJP
Yell.com to finalize plans for all search results to be 100% random

Yell.com released news that all their search results from now on will be totally random, leaving users with a very small chance of being linked to something they're looking for. "It may match up, it...

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Shandy 31.01.12 1:23pm
dvo4fun
Man upset that cafe advertising "Anytime Breakfast"...

won't sell him toast and marmalade in the middle ages...

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Smart Alex 31.01.12 1:18pm
JETFAB
England Cricketers told to think outside the box

More puns to follow...

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apepper 31.01.12 12:36pm
apepper
Skeptic returns from posture clinic and admits 'I stand corrected' 0
kga6 31.01.12 12:21pm
kga6
David Milliband made labour leader on transfer window deadline day 0
Perks 31.01.12 10:37am
Perks
Clegg anxious as end of his work experience placement approaches 0
cinquecento 31.01.12 10:34am
cinquecento
Kate Winslet’s neighbours in fear of being unable to get flood insurance 0
Duncan Biscuit 31.01.12 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Eurosceptics urge use of ‘nuisance neighbours’ proposals against the EU 0
Duncan Biscuit 31.01.12 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Water companies ‘at risk’ of being flooded with money as bills rise 5.7% 0
Duncan Biscuit 31.01.12 9:36am
Duncan Biscuit
HMRC waives right to take 50% of RBS bonuses in tough economic climate 0
cinquecento 31.01.12 8:53am
cinquecento
Lord Coe slams 'lack of provision for VIPs' at Bingley canal lock-gate spectacle

Lord Coe has launched a withering attack on British Waterways' handling of the lock-gate replacement on Yorkshire's Bingley Canal. Despite the event only occurring every 25 years, Coe claims...

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31.01.12 12:46am
FlashArry
Republicans ask Gingrich for an ‘open relationship’

As the race for the Republican Party presidential nomination heats up, an increasing number of GOP members are asking a resurgent Newt Gingrich if it would be okay if they saw other candidates....

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Long Distance Clara 31.01.12 12:01am
FlashArry
Female scientists conclude that a 'kick in the nuts' is ideal Male birth control 0
thackaray 30.01.12 9:03pm
thackaray
John Terry to miss Swansea Game due to Racially Aggravated Knee Injury 0
Mathna 30.01.12 8:04pm
Mathna
Lib Dems officially ‘Extinct in the Wild’ says IUCN

Lib Dems are only one step from extinction conservationists announced last night following the downgrading of the species from ‘Critically Endangered’ to ‘Extinct in the Wild’ on the IUCN Red...

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hohum 30.01.12 7:34pm
Immunis
‘Great Pyramids of Giza are Fakes’ claims archaeologist

Professor Mike Smith of Oxford University’s Theoretical History Department has stunned the academic world with his evidence that the Great Pyramids of Giza are not dated to 2500BC but are medieval...

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Immunis 30.01.12 7:28pm
Immunis
Metropolitan Police rebranded Virgin Plod in tribute to their trains 0
JETFAB 30.01.12 7:19pm
JETFAB