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Latest Facebook app judges which of your friends you should dump

Facebook has claimed that their latest app can accurately predict which of your friends you will fall out with, to an accuracy of a week and a half. The social media site also claims that the reason...

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13.12.11 9:34pm
bonjonelson
Clegg says Britain should shut up and stay with its abusive EU partners 0
ronseal 13.12.11 9:03pm
ronseal
Puss in Boots abandons London pantomime for Tinseltown

Devastated producers of a pantomime that was forced to shut before the curtain had even risen say they have been flooded with messages of support from the local community. The much-loved show...

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PReady 13.12.11 8:17pm
Username
Brian Cox wins lab bet by coining 'cosmic treacle' phrase for Higgs boson effect

Walks off with £42 pot...

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Scroat 13.12.11 6:03pm
Scroat
Starbucks expands operations in Italy with exotic english names for drinks 10
Dumbnews 13.12.11 5:38pm
reforse
CERN collision success tempered by loss of no-claims bonus. 0
reforse 13.12.11 5:33pm
reforse
"I WAS there.....at the back," mumbles Clegg pathetically 0
Drylaw 13.12.11 5:14pm
Drylaw
EUlogy

do I get the prize ?...

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Sinnick 13.12.11 5:03pm
medici2471
Avoid leaving carbon footprints by driving, claim American experts 1
bonjonelson 13.12.11 4:59pm
medici2471
Offset a large carbon footprint by recycling a few bottles, says study 0
Dumbnews 13.12.11 4:49pm
Dumbnews
Attenborough:”So what?...

the BBC has been faking political impartiality for years”...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 13.12.11 4:45pm
Missing Higgs Boson has been identified as “Canoe man” John Darwin

His wife, today confirmed that John, Theorizing that one could time travel within his own life insurance policy, led an elite group of fellow canoeists into the centre of Geneva to develop a...

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Newsquelch 13.12.11 3:43pm
Newsquelch
Jose Manuel Barroso in plea for Britons to be "more European".

David William Donald Cameron and Edward Samuel Miliband both say they are committed to the UK not being on the edge of Europe, though physically we are. However Nicholas William Peter Clegg disagrees...

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virtuallywill 13.12.11 3:32pm
virtuallywill
Higgs Boson's mum says he is not the God particle, he's a very naughty boy. 0
Perks 13.12.11 3:04pm
Perks
As Physicists find 'Higgs Boson', Biologists near discovery of 'Terrorist Cell'

As physicists from around the world gather at CERN to see if they can find the particle responsible for the beginning of the universe, Biologists at Oxford University are just excited to find they...

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Perks 13.12.11 2:51pm
dvo4fun
It wasn't the Boson after all; just one of his mates. 1
malgor 13.12.11 2:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sun has surprising lead story after misreading "Higg's boson" as "Higg's bo

The Sun has surprised commentators by having a 8 page splash about the discovery of Higg's boson. According to insiders, the Sun's science reporter (Sharon, 19, from Brentwood) misread some of the...

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apepper 13.12.11 2:12pm
apepper
US asks Iran to return captured football

President Barack Obama has said the US government has requested that Tehran return the football captured by Iran's military earlier this month. Mr Obama said he would not comment on classified...

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UnoEye 13.12.11 1:30pm
malgor
'Andy Serkis to play the Euro' in new financial disaster movie planned for 2012

[More soon]...

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dicky37 13.12.11 1:28pm
dicky37
Scientists excited at glimpse of Higgs bosom 3
Scroat 13.12.11 1:10pm
Scroat
Attenborough revealed as woman in man's body

"In this world, nothing is as it seems," said Sir David Attenborough last night as he concluded the Frozen Planet series. Sidling towards the camera he went on:"And life on this particular part of...

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Drylaw 13.12.11 1:02pm
Drylaw
Neolithic long barrow 're-forsed into lone star state' 13
13.12.11 1:00pm
The Paper Ostrich
BBC admits scenes from childrens' favourite Play School were faked in a studio. 1
bonjonelson 13.12.11 12:52pm
kimllfixit
Freehold retail outlet for sale in Wootton Basset. Formerly successful florists 10
dvo4fun 13.12.11 12:50pm
virtuallywill
Toyota to recall Libyan trucks

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Business/Pix/site_furniture/2011/3/4/1299230806511/A-Libyan-rebel-at-a-milit-007.jpg Toyota announced today that it plans to recall it’s popular trucks after...

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drambo 13.12.11 12:50pm
drambo
New series of Dancing on Ice to be filmed in German zoo 0
butagirl 13.12.11 12:34pm
butagirl
Missing episodes of "John Major's premiership" rediscovered

Science fiction fans have voiced their delight after two old episodes of John Major’s premiership were rediscovered in a negotiating room. The two rediscovered episodes are from a 1991 story...

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The Paper Ostrich 13.12.11 12:30pm
Ostsee
EUgenics

- sorry, 8 letters...

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medici2471 13.12.11 12:11pm
medici2471
Nick Clegg made to train with Carlos Tevez following Commons no-show 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.12.11 11:59am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Children living in Poverty to be given travel pass to a better part of Walsall

- government trick, there's no such place...

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medici2471 13.12.11 11:55am
medici2471