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Frankie Boyle refuses to buy "David buys Elton a sex toy for Christmas "gag 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Attorney General Says There Must Be No Media Witch Hunt. 2
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"If anyone is to mess up an open and shut case it should be us at the CPS"...

Scary Spice admits sleeping with the Nutty professor 7
Malcum eggs 3 years
Council bans new year celebrations so as not to offend the Chinese community 0
ronseal 3 years

Kingston Council's diversity Csar Kevin Simpkins has defended his decision to ban new year celebrations in the borough, as it could offend John Ho, who is Kingston's chinese community and might...

Ed Miliband to take 2011 as a gap year. 1
deskpilot3 3 years

It'll save time for everyone. Win win...

Nigerian 419 spam email bomb threat, do not open this message! 0
Trini 3 years
Chris Jeffries: suspicions aroused, speculations confirmed, job done... 1
Doylem 3 years

Trevor Stoddard, a neighbour, “had had a funny feeling” about Jeffries. Mr Stoddard, harnessing the awesome power of hindsight and unsubstantiated speculation, noted that “He looked like the...

Foggy conditions leave BMW drivers 'confounded' 12
Bravenewmalden 3 years

The fog which descended over large parts of the country didn't pose much of a problem for most of Britain's motorists - they just slowed down and turned their foglights on. But this last option...

'Joanna Yeates' neighbour interviewed by police'... 0
victory V 3 years

"He lives alone and owns a cat", explained a spokesman...

Mugabe voted "Anagram of the Decade". Sore Moon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
To make porn films more realistic, ‘plumbers’ must now be CORGI-registered... 8
Doylem 3 years
Leading US Creationists claim that Sod's Law is "just a theory" 5
bonjonelson 3 years

(more soon)...

Loners with morals more normal if they were part of a gang that sold drugs 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

That would make them less suspicious...

Emergency! Tough 2011 For 2-Mansion Dave.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Has to pay the servants an extra £1 a year; plus a banking crisis in early New Yearno more Ashes hols...

Police say Barry George 'on stand-by' for Bristol murder investigation 2
roybland 3 years

elementary my dear Watson...

Net closes on Christina and the whole Rossetti gang... 2
Doylem 3 years
Rooney targets management, once he’s got to grips with opposable thumbs... 0
Doylem 3 years
Bristol Police establish time of death: “post-watershed, pre-Raphaelite”... 1
Doylem 3 years
"2011 is a prime number, next year will be awful", says National Autism Society 0
bonjonelson 3 years

The odd days will be worse...

Christian New Year Not Multicultural Enough 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

more humbug later...

Jefferies reincarnation of Lord Lucan, say Bristol Police. 2
Trickster 3 years

"Either him or Byron. He's very dodgy anyway, you can tell by his hair being a different colour from his eyebrows," says dodgy short-back-and-sides English lit-hating detective...

Resurgence of Surrealism attributed to predictive text, says OED 1
pinxit 3 years

Productive tuxedo, morgue soup...

Haggis loses ‘food designation’ but undergoes ballistics trials... 0
Doylem 3 years
Jefferies' lover Rossetti connected to Byron, Bristol police reveal. 0
Trickster 3 years

"According to our investigations, Lord Byron resolved to escape the censure of British society due to allegations of sodomy and incest by living abroad, thereby freeing himself of the need to conceal...

Christina Rossetti: “You’ll never take me alive, you copper bastards!”... 1
Doylem 3 years
Judge rules ‘Happy New Year’ to be “meaningless salutation”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Judge Armstrong summed up after an exhaustive hearing. “For years this rather nebulous greeting has had a legal status that can best be described as equivocal. To wit: is there any obligation for...

Chris Jeffries’ book: working title, 'If I DId It'... 1
Doylem 3 years
Chris Jefferies sells book rights for £1m 0
Trickster 3 years

to cover hair dye (and eyebrow grooming) fees...

Muslim Insurgency to Rise after the sales are over. 2
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'You can't do Jihad and run a shop'...

Dodgy short-back-and-sides copper arrests Bristol landlord 0
roybland 3 years