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Arthur Scargill supports case for assisted suicide

in the case of Mrs T...

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Sinnick 05.01.12 7:43am
Sinnick
Tickets on sale for asynchronous swimming

Not sure if that quite works. Ideas ?...

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Sinnick 05.01.12 7:41am
Sinnick
Shake hands and forget about it now the murder trial is over, says Sepp Blatter

Not my joke. I got it off Twitter...

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ronseal 05.01.12 7:38am
ronseal
New hybrid shark offers greater fuel efficiency

A new species of shark recently launched off the coast of Western Australia is claimed to be the first true hybrid shark, combining both a traditional meat-digesting enzyme system and battery-backed...

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bonjonelson 05.01.12 12:53am
bonjonelson
Mayan calendar "merely countdown to worst administered Olympics. Ever "

no more to follow...

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FlashArry 05.01.12 12:00am
FlashArry
Head Sturgeon's warnings over seafood diet deemed 'fishy'. 2
Worth 04.01.12 10:27pm
Worth
Google charges for tonguing with new patent

Among the thousands of patents that Google has bought off IBM recently is number 55378008, Use of the tongue to manipulate a touch sensitive device. Though the patent itself is quite simple, the...

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Immunis 04.01.12 10:17pm
Immunis
Olympic swimming tickets: Never knowingly undersold.

Less tickets available soon...

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MADJEZ 04.01.12 9:52pm
MADJEZ
Bottles of wine found in bin 2
medici2471 04.01.12 9:50pm
MADJEZ
Contrite Bryan Adams Admits That Everything He Did, He Did Solely For Himself 0
sredni vashta 04.01.12 9:36pm
sredni vashta
Vinnie Jones signs for QPR. Sorry, CPR. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 04.01.12 9:32pm
dominic_mcg
Breast implant manufacturer goes bust. More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 04.01.12 9:31pm
JonnyJP
Christmas trading results show that Dignitas is struggling for repeat business 1
Immunis 04.01.12 9:30pm
sredni vashta
Olympic Swimming Ticket outlets "not properly synchronised". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 04.01.12 8:31pm
U.S. Republican nominees to forego debates, cage-fight for candidacy

There’s been a change to U.S. politics. This year, rather than debating, all of the Republican candidates will be battling one another in hand-to-hand combat in order to see who will get to run...

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hannsmit 04.01.12 8:18pm
hannsmit
Large stockpiles of salt may be cause of unseasonably high temperatures 0
roybland 04.01.12 7:48pm
roybland
MAN SLAMMED FOR NAMING SHOE SHOP - "BAD MOOD"

A SHOPKEEPER from Edinburgh has been reported to trading standards and the Police after he named his female shoe shop "Bad Mood." Terry Killens, 54, from Leith opened the shop in October 2011 but had...

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delightfullyodd 04.01.12 7:40pm
delightfullyodd
'Emotional' Colin Firth finally reunited with estranged brother Solway

[More soon]...

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dicky37 04.01.12 7:03pm
The All New Jeni B
Doreen Lawrence claims "Judge's hands were tied"; Max Mosley denies involvement. 0
reforse 04.01.12 5:58pm
reforse
2012 Olympics. Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

Thousands of ticket-holders have been offered tickets to pole-dancing clubs instead. "If anyone is really aggrieved, a limited number of tickets to lap-dancing clubs are available", a spokeswoman...

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Tammy Flugh 04.01.12 5:53pm
medici2471
Lawrence killer's appeal will rest on toast in his underpants

One of the men yesterday given life sentences for the racist murder of Stephen Lawrence is to appeal on the grounds that fragments of toast found in his underpants prove he was at home on the night...

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roybland 04.01.12 5:21pm
roybland
Embarrassment as New Year Honours recipients revealed to be Groupon customers

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace has promised an immediate investigation into claims, revealed in a national newspaper, that popular discount website Groupon was offering customers the chance to...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 04.01.12 4:54pm
JonnyJP
Man sues gypsy for ‘mis-sold lucky heather’

A man has this morning confirmed that he is taking a member of the Irish travelling community to court regarding what he believes to be a case of ‘mis-sold lucky heather’. Gareth Ramirez, a...

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kimllfixit 04.01.12 4:23pm
kimllfixit
Man out walking dog finds 'nothing untoward' in shallow undergrowth

Police baffled...

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dicky37 04.01.12 3:52pm
dicky37
Captain Rick Santorum to feature in new Torchwood series 0
simonjmr 04.01.12 3:37pm
simonjmr
Government may merge TV and firearms licences

A combined licence aimed at making payments easier for those who want to watch TV and own firearms may be available later this year. "It is crucial for the future of public service broadcasting...

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nickb 04.01.12 3:17pm
dvo4fun
COBRA updates UK status to "Shooty" from "Stabby" after County Durham events 0
simonjmr 04.01.12 2:56pm
simonjmr
Branson to take "irony gamble" with Newcastle United-Virgin Money shirt deal.

Richard Branson has executed a startling u-turn after he initially poured water on hopes that Virgin may have become a major sponsor for Newcastle United following its relocation to the north. The...

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SingingHinny 04.01.12 2:54pm
SingingHinny
Number of Confused Percy Grainger Clones to Emerge From Cern LHC Reaches 100 0
thisisall1word 04.01.12 2:23pm
thisisall1word
More Horrifying Sequel To Thatcher Film, Soon To Be Released......

.."Thatcherism, Wasted Lives And Dave's Mates - The (W)Bankers."...

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Jesse Bigg 04.01.12 2:09pm
Jesse Bigg