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Mentally unhinged and Daily Express vow "no Kate Middleton obsession" 0
thackaray 3 years
‘Friend’ now just ‘someone who’s seen your blog’... 0
Doylem 3 years
Press Clamour for First View of Kate Middleton's Ring 2
De-scribe 3 years
PR company getting ready to turn around negative images of Somali pirates 2
Oxbridge 3 years

McKinley Moore, a Swindon-based PR agency, has taken on its biggest challenge in its five year history. Fresh from driving the advertising campaign that gave Wella shampoo a 2% increase in its market...

Royals to Repeat Traumatic Family History 1
Grover 3 years

The Royal Family have announced that, in a time of economic instability and high unemployment, a direct heir to the throne is to marry a physically unremarkable and previously unknown young lady in a...

Kate: No Decision Yet on Hymen Reconstruction 1
De-scribe 3 years
Royal Wedding avoidance holidays 0
Waggys Dog 3 years

Owners of the San Jose mine in Chile have announced they will reopen the mine rescue shaft to allow disaffected, leftie, republicans to escape the impending UK royal nuptuals. Owners insist there...

Millions of unemployed set to cheer the fuck up as posh bloke gets married 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Fury as Royal Couple refused Mortgage 0
donkey 3 years

An angry exchange has erupted between the Banks and the House of Windsor after it has been revealed that the banks have refused to give the Bride and Groom to be a Mortgage so they can start their...

St. Austell applies for urgent Bail-Out 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Royal vows updated version 1
Rowly 3 years

One takes one, to be ones wife. one promises to be true to one(or more) in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to have one and to hold one and to give one, one. From this day forward,...

General Mills the makers of Cheerios deny their cereal is a euphemism for 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the kiss of death ...

Weimar republic raises putsch alert to high 0
simonjmr 3 years
People of every nation join together... to invade Mars... 0
Doylem 3 years
Falklands Braced for Invasion as 1980s Revival Thunders On 1
De-scribe 3 years
Mrs Middleton would be pleased if one calls one "Queen in Law" 0
Rowly 3 years
God pisses on Duchy of Cornwall's Parade 1
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Cuts the size of Wales made to Welsh budget and now known as just "budget" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Palace To Limit Its Role To Telling The Couple What To Do And When To Do It 0
IABP 3 years
Kate's engagement good time to bury bad NewsBiscuit sub. 0
Ostsee 3 years
EU unwilling to accept Irelands new solvency plan 0
Basil_B 3 years

Finding a pot of the ole gold at the end of the rainbow is seen to be totally unacceptable in the eyes of EU chiefs despite Irelands promise of getting every available Leprechaun searching for it...

Dodgy sharknav responsible for bringing Great Whites to the Med 0
simonjmr 3 years

"If only the sharks had stuck with the reliable Pilot whale system, they would never have got lost in the first place" More soon...

Haitian cholera victims still silent about royal engagement 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
X-Factor viewer seeks compensation for torture and extraordinary renditions 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Kate Middleton says she is inspired by Lady Diana (williams other mum) 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and wishes to follow in her footsteps ,James Hewitt was thrilled to hear the news...

A koala walks into Australian bar... and nods off 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Baby koala shot 15 times in cruel attack...

46 % of men aged between 25 and 40 feel that once it`s in there 0
arrghgarry 3 years

is no going back during sex and the girl moans no ,75% of 46 year olds said what`s sex...

Charles: “I’m thrilled... and the geraniums feel the same”... 0
Doylem 3 years
"Now piss off and stop quoting everything I say" Says Kate 4
ramblesnake 3 years
Mrs Middleton denies exploiting daughter in exclusive Hello! interview 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years