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A man in his sixties with a strange coiffure was screaming blue murder today 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

as another man with a strange coiffure knocked him off the front pages , however Elton John immediately hit back by saying they are planning another brother or sister for their son ,which Elton...

Jefferies to play Mrs. Slowcum in remake of Are You being Served? 1
Trickster 3 years

A BBC spokesperson said: "We've been quite taken with public sympathy for Mr. Jefferies, and his charismatic persona, including of course his uncanny resemblance to Mrs. Slocombe. Even if he is found...

Police admit blue hair 'maketh a murderer not'. 1
Trickster 3 years

Bristol Police today admitted that 'sporting a blue rinse' as a student did not necessarily make you a murderer, neither did having an affinity with 19th century poet Christian Rossetti, despite...

Bristol Detectives not totally satsified with the release of Chris Geoffries, 2
Malcum eggs 3 years

however given the cutbacks in overtime they didn't do too bad ., we knew that the newspapers would love it to be this guy and we knew our bosses would be reluctant to release him early ,so we played...

Liberal Party 2010 Manifesto nominated for Booker Modern Fiction prize 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Mark Zuckerberg makes New Years resolution to deactivate his Facebook account 1
Dumbnews 3 years

Anyone else notice their friend count dropped by a few after Jan 1?...

Suspect Released Until Police Can Find Someone Who Understands Latin Quotes 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Its all greek to us'...

Det Ch Insp Phil Jones declares Yeates murder 'a Shakespearean tragedy' 0
roybland 3 years
Unease grows over successful English cricket team 18
Oxbridge 3 years
George Osborne Wishes Everyone A Happy 1929 0
awriter 3 years

George Osborne Wishes Everyone A Happy 1929...

New Year Flash News.....The Great White Shirt Hope 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

New Year celebrations began in earnest in a north London tribal area when the 'Sect of 1' was once again reincarnated in the hope of reaching some sort of Paradise. Experts, predict disappointment...

Daily Telegraph in sting by man posing as a government minister 1
roybland 3 years

 , Three Daily Telegraph reporters who thought they were talking to a government minister were the victims of an elaborate sting the paper has admitted.,  , 'We believed the man we were talking...

Redknap Threatens Beckham 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Refuse my offer to join Spurs and I'll throw the boot at you!...

Shock as football pundits avoid using term "New Year Hangover" for losing teams 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
New Year Honour for Gang Member who Didn't Knife 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

New Year Honour for Gang Member who Didn't Knife anyone for looking at him in a funny way...

CBI’s ‘Rocky 2011’review not supported by film critics 1
ArseBiscuit 3 years

The CBI has warned Britain’s cinema goers that Rocky 2011 will be a very uncomfortable film to watch but urges that it is an extremely necessary and worthwhile movie. The murky confederation of...

Local man shocked to learn meat comes from killing animals 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Derrick Bird, Raoul Moat, Alistair Bell - are Northerners the new terror threat? 1
govanesque 3 years
Alex Salmon denied today that the water sent to Ireland was the 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

collective tears of failed world cup campaigns ,Sean Connery Japanese whiskey campaigns, not getting oil revenues and not being English ...

Prison Riots Because Inmates Say They Were Being Treated 'Like Criminals'. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'if they take away the booze and the drugs what else have we got?'...

US prepares to ban bible reading archbishop 4
roybland 3 years

American officials are seriously considering blocking an upcoming visit to the US by a controversial English archbishop who has advocated reading the King James Bible. Archbishop of Canterbury Dr...

Xmas Round Robin letter reports another great year for the Grimbino mafia family 4
ronseal 3 years

The annual Round Robin letter from the Grimbinos reports that New York's most infamous Italian family has gone from strength to strength in 2010 and are eagerly anticipating 2011 - touch wood!, The...

Lulu denies Italy extradition of murderer / thriller writer. 0
Trickster 3 years

When asked why the tiny singer didn't have a fucking clue what we were talking about...

Landlord was something of a loner and oddball confirms Miss Jones 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tories enjoy a night of joy and revelry at start of year of austerity 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Fear that man flu may reach epidemic levels next Tuesday 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Riot at Ford prison ends after warders issue urgent recall 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Radical update sees Archbishop launch King Jamie Bible 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sad git ‘watched computer calendar change at midnight’. More soon. 2
malgor 3 years
Van Gogh has posthumous ear transplant. 0
Trickster 3 years

Fans wish him a Happy New Ear...