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Ryan air to charge duty on duty-free shopping 0
Dumbnews 21.10.11 11:58pm
Dumbnews
Blair Pulls out of Giving Oration at Gaddaffi Funeral After Fee Deal Dispute 4
thisisall1word 22.10.11 7:37am
dvo4fun
Webuyanycar.com now owns all cars in UK 2
GreenCross 22.10.11 1:33pm
Skylarking
God upset by closure of St Pauls, checks into Travelodge

Protest groups camped outside St Pauls have caused the Supreme Being to change his plans for the weekend. I've deleted the rest because it was bollocks...

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Boutros 22.10.11 11:08pm
Boutros
New UK Govt agency 'Opportunities In Libya' regrets unfortunate acronym 3
Midfield Diamond 22.10.11 10:24am
writinginbsl
Confusion over Gadaffi burial as surviving family members lose the plot.

More later...

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spoole2112 21.10.11 8:56pm
spoole2112
Drains Under The Hammer

BBC1 11:30am. Today's episode visits the idyllic North African resort of Sirte...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 21.10.11 8:43pm
Al OPecia
Gaddafi funeral delayed due to row over who gets to do the catering. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 21.10.11 8:33pm
witless
Police report spate of car thefts by men 'wearing khaki trousers'

hat tip to devon and cornwall police...

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writinginbsl 21.10.11 9:38pm
Qoxiivi
Galileo navigation satellites lost

Europe was today celebrating the launch of the Galileo satellites, which will aid with navigation, competing with the US GPS system. However the celebrations were short lived as the satellites...

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Perks 22.10.11 10:18am
writinginbsl
Porthmadog By-pass

The long-awaited by-pass for the town of Porthmadog in North Wales has finally been opened. The event was marred by many members of the local council refusing to attend as the invitations had only...

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falconer 22.10.11 12:13pm
arthurminnit
Time Jump

Tokelau and Samoa, both in the Pacific Ocean have announced that they are to “jump” to the other side of the International Dateline, and thus share the same date as their trading partners...

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falconer 21.10.11 7:40pm
falconer
Unpublished Novels

A novel by C. S. Forrester, who wrote the Hornblower books, has finally been, published, many decades after the author’s death. So, does this sort of thing happen, often? We asked an expert,...

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falconer 21.10.11 7:26pm
falconer
Arab spring blamed on global warming. 0
Perks 21.10.11 7:24pm
Perks
Saddam, Bin Laden, Gaddafi - where are George Bush's other Horcruxes? 0
GreenCross 21.10.11 6:54pm
GreenCross
Berks. separatists give up long-standing campaign for Free & Independant Reading

more later...

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dvo4fun 21.10.11 7:30pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
FAKE THAT - X-Factor Judge is not the real Gary Barlow.

SIMON Cowell's replacement as a judge on the x-factor is not the real Gary Barlow it was claimed yesterday. Tracey Lambert, 39, of High-Wycombe claims that the former singer-songwriter of Take That...

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delightfullyodd 21.10.11 6:24pm
delightfullyodd
Newsbiscuit To Speed Up Posting Of New Stories To "Every Three Decades"..

Jokes about The Kaiser , Ramsey McDonald and Bread Rationing no longer relevant concede Editors...

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Mathna 21.10.11 6:04pm
Mathna
Irish Dwarves To Strike Over Right To Hit Race Horses.

More soon....

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Mathna 21.10.11 5:17pm
Mathna
Justice for 1985 attempted murder of Doc Emmett Brown at Twin Pines Mall 2
GreenCross 21.10.11 8:32pm
bonjonelson
Finance ministers from all four Ridings of Yorkshire to attend 'summat' meeting. 11
spoole2112 22.10.11 11:38am
spoole2112
Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers

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dicky37 24.10.11 8:18pm
Al OPecia
Real IRA to be investigated by OFT 0
charlies_hat 21.10.11 3:18pm
charlies_hat
Pipe smokers' terror alert levels raised to critical following Gadaffi capture.

Following the surprise discovery of dishevelled and unkempt dictator Muammar Gadaffi in a clay pipe outside Sirte yesterday, pipe smokers around the world have been advised to be extra vigilant as...

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spoole2112 21.10.11 2:46pm
spoole2112
Welsh roads safer: speed-merchant Araf is banned for 12 months

Motorists in Wales can rest easy tonight as one of the principality's most notorious drivers was banned from driving for 12 months. Over the past decade Araf's penchant for speed had been such that...

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GreenCross 22.10.11 1:00pm
witless
'Death of Gaddafi is a huge opportunity lost', say lawyers 1
21.10.11 1:56pm
dvo4fun
Breaking News! All news agencies Lybia latest: "Muammar Gadaffi is still dead" 0
dvo4fun 21.10.11 1:29pm
dvo4fun
X Factor to celebrate Arab Spring with fitting songs

Gaddafi: Another one Bites the Dust Assad: I’m Still Standing...

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Gary Baldy 21.10.11 1:21pm
Gary Baldy
Basque separatists ETA blame ceasefire on lack of "initial-only recognition"

‘Why couldn’t you for once just say “ETA”?’ asked Basque separatist group ETA leader Garikoitz Aspiazu Rubina, in an emotional plea to the world’s media to afford them the same status as...

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Gong of Fur 22.10.11 1:40pm
beau-jolly
Gaddafi "Treated by Michael Jackson's Doctor"

More has emerged about Colonel Gaddafi's final hours. After being slightly injured during capture he was passed to the care of Michael Jackson's former doctor, Conrad Murray and Gadaffi's status was...

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apepper 21.10.11 1:17pm
apepper