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Scientists: "Richard III hunch proven correct" 0
AReader 04.02.13 2:59pm
Smokers Told To Check Their Matches......

As experts say some could be dodgy...

Jesse Bigg 04.02.13 2:45pm
Jesse Bigg
Justice Secretary Chis Graying not against smacking gays

In controversial remarks welcomed by Tory right-wingers, Chris Grayling has defended the right to smack gay people. In an interview for the Jeremy Kyle show, Grayling said: "I'm not opposed to it,...

Aberdeen Correspondent 04.02.13 2:31pm
Aberdeen Correspondent
Shock as Liberal Democrat goes back on his word 0
herculepoisson 04.02.13 1:49pm
Premier League now “one buffoon short”, admits FA...

With the departure of Mario Ballotelli to AC Milan, English football is experiencing “a severe buffoon shortfall”, according to Carl Faber, Interim Diversity Officer at the Football Association....

Tripod 04.02.13 1:14pm
Footballer making replica ship from Swan Vestas accused of match fixing 1
One Line Only 04.02.13 12:51pm
Dick Everyman
Dick in Leicester car park was Gary Lineaker. 1
MADJEZ 04.02.13 12:50pm
Dick Everyman
After 23 years, Phil Mitchell finally clears throat

More than 20 years after his first appearance on long-running soap opera EastEnders, the popular character of Phil Mitchell has at last got round to clearing his throat, suddenly enabling him to talk...

Long Distance Clara 04.02.13 12:37pm
Long Distance Clara
Cockneys not surprised by discovery of Richard The Third in car park 0
TerribleTim 04.02.13 12:27pm
Man City 'offered to take Chris Huhne's points' 0
Duncan Biscuit 04.02.13 12:11pm
Duncan Biscuit
Leicester University scientists confirm remains of Man City title hopes 0
Duncan Biscuit 04.02.13 12:03pm
Duncan Biscuit
Shakespeare vindicated as Richard III DNA sample shows no trace of a horse 0
Duncan Biscuit 04.02.13 12:03pm
Duncan Biscuit
Chris Huhne falls on 'sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play'

More disgraced Government ministers soon...

MADJEZ 04.02.13 11:48am
Bookies put Chris Huhne's' current partner favourite to take his jail sentence. 1
One Line Only 04.02.13 11:46am
Speed camera captures Chris Huhne’s political career “heading west”... 0
Tripod 04.02.13 11:45am
Richard III found in car park ignites calls for more public toilets 0
One Line Only 04.02.13 11:43am
One Line Only
Etch A Sketch inventor remembered until he is turned upside down and shaken 4
Ian Searle 04.02.13 11:02am
Ian Searle
Last of the Durex Sisters dies at the age of 93

The death has been announced of Berry Durex, the last surviving member of the celebrated wartime singing trio, the Durex Sisters. Paying tribute, Prime Minister David Cameron reminded reporters...

Stan 04.02.13 11:02am
Kabul street market cleared as fruit vendor discovers bunch of Talibananas 3
Dick Everyman 04.02.13 10:46am
Dick Everyman
Jeremy Kyle to announce Richard III DNA test 2
Psycadelic Squirrel 04.02.13 10:19am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Bic's in-house Riverdancers leave company in a bid for an Indy pen dance 2
One Line Only 04.02.13 9:59am
Muslim beheaded after 'lying hips' break Shakira law 0
One Line Only 04.02.13 9:54am
One Line Only
Sceptical Archaeologists Suspect Richard III Had His Twitter Account Hacked 0
Titus 04.02.13 9:26am
Man tasered at Buckingham Palace "was not Prince Charles this time" 0
AReader 04.02.13 9:11am
Myopic Wanker Vows To Focus On Job In Hand.

Sorry. Moment of madness...

Paddy Berzinski 04.02.13 9:06am
Etch-a-Sketch inventor dies aged 86 after being shaken up and down 0
AReader 04.02.13 9:01am
Laboratory Tests reveal car park find to be a hatchback - not a hunchback 0
Smart Alex 04.02.13 12:31am
Smart Alex
Dalai Lama signs for Bradford City

custard cream 03.02.13 11:58pm
Mario Balotelli pledges to donate salary to car dealers and girls with big tits 5
charlies_hat 03.02.13 9:40pm
West country oil slick caused by Tony Blair’s morning swim 0
sigmund 03.02.13 9:20pm