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Fifa delegates successfully re-bribed... 1
Doylem 3 years
Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin up for auction but 0
DiY 3 years

the whole story lacks body...

Austerity measures bite: Internet to be closed on Friday afternoons. 1
surdoux 3 years

In a shocking new proposal to save money, the Government has announced plans to close down the internet from 2pm on Friday afternoons. An unnamed spokesman said 'It is a well known fact that the...

Teetotal party-goers appoint ‘designated drinker’... 0
Doylem 3 years
'Green Bike Man Cameron' To Do Moron Marathon 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Switzerland - Westminster, Half-hour Prime Minister's Questions - Switzerland, Gee, the sincerity of the guy...

House prices in Wales to soar: Londoners move there to get subsidised degrees 0
simonjmr 3 years
People watch David Beckham’s lips move... 0
Doylem 3 years
Pickles back-tracks on councils’ use of reserves after Man Utd performance 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Top-to-bottom pay link proposed for pole dancers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Wikileaks says British believed Saddam had nuclear weapons 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Narnia tragedy as ‘Dawn Treader’ mistakes lamppost for lighthouse 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
House prices slide as freeze continues 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Police commissioners to be elected but auditions needed to be Batman and Robin 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Captain Hook:”hunt Peter Pan down like al-Qaeda and Taliban leaders.” 0
arflaethel 3 years

The anti-American operative Peter Pan should be hunted down just like the notorious al-Qaeda and Taliban leaders, Tinkerbell & Tiger Lilly, according to Captain Hook. Peter Pan was branded...

You becoming 'suspicious' of world-wide conspiracy against you 28
Golgo13 3 years

Long-held suspicions began to crystalise into a coherent theory for you last night, as a series of factors and events came to a head and seemed to point to some kind of global network of...

Next generation of engineers pledge to increase capacity of iPods 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Lidl: “So cheap, it’s the next best thing to looting”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Bruce Willis to star in “more sedentary” sequel, Die Hard V: ‘Old Habits’... 0
Doylem 3 years

Die Hard V will be the latest movie featuring Bruce Willis as wisecracking action hero, Bruce McClane. “But I won’t be doing any more high-octane stunts”, says Willis. “Hell, these days I...

Handbags to be added to U.S. arsenal 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

They really hurt when they hit you on the back of the head...

Southerners evoke blitz spirit to defy horrific centimetre thick blanket of snow 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

London's chirpy cockneys, chinless hoorays, plucky ethnic types and evil middle class do-gooders united as one yesterday to send a defiant message to the gods of weather (sponsored by Lloyds):...

Chinese lantern "shaped like a UFO" spotted over Salisbury Plain 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Police and students to hold charity snowball fight next week. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Earliest Wikileaks doc found - God told Eve to eat the apple 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

- top secret stone tablet released...

Cameron All Ready And Set For His Big, Big Moment... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.the arse-licking of the FIFA executive...

Police kettling at student protests causes tensions to reach 'boiling point' 1
kpseymour 3 years
Arab Strap Reunite for Christmas Album 0
Grover 3 years

Dour Scottish Post-Folk duo Arab Strab is to reunite this month for a series of UK concerts in support of their holiday-themed album, [i]An Arab Strap Xmas[/i], their first studio recording since...

Peter Sutcliffe hoping to ditch ‘Ripper’ tag: “It’s time to move on”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Plumber 'bemused' at West End Musical Biopic 5
Moggsy 3 years

Local Authority Plumber, Chris Maynard has reacted with both ‘surprise and modesty’ after discovering that a musical version of his life has been showing in the West End for the last three months...

Goldman Sachs nativity play ruined as selfish kids stand to film mummy and daddy 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The annual nativity play at Goldman Sachs is being ruined by pushy kids who stand up to film their precious parents, ruining the view for others. It's got so bad that the CEO of Goldman Sachs has...

Vince Cable demands Mr Sheen to clean his desk. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Can't bear to see anyone with Pledge...