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Solar flare hits facebook. more lat... 0
one against the world 3 years
Big Drop In Kumho Tires Sales 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

due to misspelling...

Drilling oil wells at North Pole, could alter earths Rotation, Warns Scientist 0
Rowly 3 years

"Top" Scientists warned today that drilling Oil Well holes near the North Pole could speed up Earths rotation., Especially if the Drill gets stuck!, Professor Guy Roscope, from Harvard warned that...

Nation mourns the death of the last porn mags in hedges depositor 7
simonjmr 3 years

Few individuals have had an impact upon the lives teenage boys than Desmond Snibblet, without being a catholic priest. From the early sixties until a few short weeks ago Desmond would travel the...

Cuts may force BBC to show Morecambe and Wise repeats this Christmas 1
roybland 3 years
Local man takes up begging after giving all his money to charity 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Artistic differences almost prevented release of New Testament 0
alexc 3 years

New documentary evidence suggests that artistic differences and fierce legal wrangles almost prevented the release of The New Testament., The documents, long hidden by The Norwich Illuminati, reveal...

Bog Snorkellers to do Winter Training in Delhi 0
IABP 3 years
Trapped homosexual miner tells rescue workers to leave them alone 0
alexc 3 years

A homosexual miner trapped in a confined space with 32 other men has pleaded with rescue workers to stop their digging and leave them alone., The miner, Andres Forme, rejected claims that the men...

Labour to change its name to I ain’t no rich man’s bitch party 1
billc 3 years

A controversial document will be tabled to the newly elected National Executive Committee of the Labour party after the annual conference next week. All the candidates have seen a draft copy of the...

'Depictions make me look fat' admits Mohammed 6
Barrel o Biscuits 3 years

The prophet Mohammed, the light-giving lamp and praiseworthy messenger of God, has revealed the real reason why images of the founder of Islam are generally forbidden under Islamic law: they...

Executing retard 'sets dangerous precedent' warns Bush 4
jp1885 3 years
Coalition plans to outsource Afghan War falter for lack of 'serious' bidders 1
la maga 3 years

Government plans to privatise the War in Afghanistan have got off to an inauspicious start, with a lack of bidders the government regards as 'serious'. Only two bids have so far been submitted, one...

Internet crashes as Spinning Ballerina throws up 0
pinxit 3 years
Blockbuster Application for Bankruptcy Pending Further Proof of ID 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Blockbuster' application for Bbnkruptcy has been turned down after the video and DVD hire company could not sufficiently prove that it was indeed the company it claimed to be., The US dept of...

Daily Mail anger after Terrorists treated to fun day out at taxpayers expense 3
alexc 3 years

The Daily Mail is up in arms after it was revealed taxpayers money was being used to treat known terrorists to fun days out around Britain., The paper’s worst nightmares were confirmed when...

Kids in Anfield area of Liverpool revoke amnesty on leaving Hodgson's car alone. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'We'll show him what losing at home to Northampton does. From now on he'll have to pay like every other fucker does round here to have there car looked after' said a shell suited scouse street urchin...

Wales greenlight games trip : accomodation no worse than those in the Rhondda 0
simonjmr 3 years
John Higgins unveiled as new Pakistan cricket team manager 0
simonjmr 3 years
Strauss blasts Atherton for interupting cup lifting after triumphant series win 1
Basil_B 3 years

An irate Andrew Strauss berated Sky Sports presenter Michael Atherton today for calling him over for an interview just as the victorious english captain was about to lift the trophy for his teams one...

French workforce bravely thwart Al-Qaeda threat to country's transport network.. 0
Oh Danny Boy 3 years
Calcutta Black Hole 'preferable option' to Delhi say Athletics Committee 0
pinxit 3 years
Arsene Wenger Helps Police with E-Fit after Witnessing a Crime 0
IABP 3 years

so far Police have drawn a blank...

Righteous Indignation Power Surge Causes Andrew Neil to Self-Combust Live on TV 2
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

Very messy. That other lady on Daily Politics who laughs when he's not funny was covered in bits of forehead...

Grandmother awaiting execution is actually Big Bad Wolf in a nighty. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Campaigners still dispute evidence despite positive identification by granddaughter in red hooded outfit...

Biologists dismayed that DNA sequence is in fact very long countdown conumdrum. 0
Erlang 3 years

Dictionary corner stumped, blind watchmaker blamed...

Archbishop of Canterbury visits Bejing, Welcoming Chior sing "Wok of Ages" 0
Rowly 3 years
A 37 year old female teacher has been accused of having sex with 0
arrghgarry 3 years

two 16 year old boys at a private school in Liverpool .The headmaster who was quite upset said "she should have come to him first "...

IOC reject India's application 0
riesler 3 years

"They've burnt their bridges"...

India on track to win all medals in the upcoming Commonwealth games 0
simonjmr 3 years