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Nick Clegg confirmed as World's smallest man by Guinness Book of Records 1
kga6 17.12.11 12:35am
bonjonelson
Edinburgh Pandas to be Stuffed and Mounted 0
Immunis 17.12.11 12:13am
Immunis
Canadian Government votes for Warmer Winters

After a heated debate about the Kyoto Protocol and Canada’s failure to adhere to the treaty, the government finally put the issue of global warming to an internal vote with the result that...

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Immunis 17.12.11 12:09am
Immunis
Hitchens beats CERN to discovery of God particle. 2
reforse 16.12.11 11:19pm
reforse
Kenny Dalglish presents first BBC Celeb Weathercast : "Mebbe snaw, mebbe naw" 3
Drylaw 16.12.11 11:06pm
Drylaw
Santa growing old but at least he still has his elf 1
Smart Alex 16.12.11 10:20pm
bonjonelson
Clegg tells cheese eating surrender monkeys to calm the rhetoric 0
Iscariot 16.12.11 10:08pm
Iscariot
George Bush declines lead role in new "Mission-Impossible" 0
Dumbnews 16.12.11 8:44pm
Dumbnews
Clegg urges French to see sense, then realises who he's talking to

Nick Clegg has withdrawn to rethink his Euro policy after realising he was trying to make the French see sense...

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apepper 16.12.11 8:17pm
bonjonelson
French midget steals show in EU panto 'Jacques and the Banktalks'

Theatre critics have slammed the performance of the lead midget in this season's EU pantomime, 'Jacques and the Banktalks'. Understudy Nicolas Sarkozy took over the role some years ago from a young...

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16.12.11 8:12pm
Perks
Outbreak of male snow writing leads to Met Office amber snow warning 0
Clarky 16.12.11 6:06pm
Clarky
F1 boss decreases popularity to new low with LibDem themed orgy. 0
reforse 16.12.11 5:51pm
reforse
M&S Adverts To Be Banned.

MARKS and Spencers have had their seasonal television advertisements banned after complaints were received by OFCOM. It was ruled today that the adverts place unessential pressure on low-income...

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delightfullyodd 16.12.11 5:18pm
delightfullyodd
Northern commuters braced for blizzard of reports about snow in London

Commuters north of Watford are bracing themselves for trying conditions on the roads this week, as they battle to find a radio station that doesn’t bang on and on about a bit of snow in London....

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Runestone Cowboy 16.12.11 4:59pm
dvo4fun
Light relief from BBC News today "Staines to be removed from signs"... 1
Iamthestig 16.12.11 4:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Jackson estate and Vatican race to deny Nether Land abuse claims 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:35pm
cinquecento
London Zoo in feverish preparations as Guardian reports snow lizards in Wales 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:30pm
cinquecento
Advertising Standards Agency bans pork pie commercial 1
nickb 16.12.11 4:16pm
malgor
Japan declares Fukushima stable. Birth of 2 headed Jesus expected any day. 4
wallster 16.12.11 4:15pm
bonjonelson
"EU! Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?" 7
kga6 16.12.11 4:14pm
bonjonelson
Kent Police Crush Local Pesto Ring

Kent Police were this afternoon formally congratulated on the outstanding success of Operation Ploughmans. Speaking from outside Downing St, Prime Minister David Cameron praised the two month...

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Username 16.12.11 4:12pm
Oxbridge
Celebrity loses weight using only personal trainer, hired chef and dietician. 0
Couriernew 16.12.11 3:47pm
Couriernew
Genetically-modified turkey available soon

“Market research told us that many people find turkey a very dry meat,” said a spokesman for Bernard Matthews, the biggest turkey farmer in the UK. “Our scientists set about developing a new...

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Major Clanger 16.12.11 3:36pm
Major Clanger
Nut roast rescued from mental hospital fire 0
nickb 16.12.11 2:59pm
nickb
‘It’s not Christmas yet’ storms rage across Britain

Family life is in turmoil in countless homes across the country as disputes erupt over when to make a start on the bounteous snacks stockpiled for Christmas, according to the Citizens Advice Bureau...

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Midfield Diamond 16.12.11 1:51pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Catholic priests accused of child abuse in the Nether regions 1
charlies_hat 16.12.11 1:44pm
medici2471
"Text 2 Report Auto Accidents" Program Launch Delayed

Officials have postponed the launch of a service which allows drivers to notify highway patrol of hazardous road conditions via text message. An advertising campaign to raise awareness of the...

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Couriernew 16.12.11 1:41pm
Couriernew
Brisk sales of 2013 diaries reported

Brisk sales of 2013 calendars reported as people seek to put gloomy 2012 behind them Despite the economic climate or perhaps because of it, retailers are reporting healthy sales of 2013 calendars a...

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Stan 16.12.11 1:24pm
medici2471
Miliband acclaims impressive victory as Labour wins seat from Labour 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 16.12.11 1:00pm
Dickens or Shakespeare
Cameron admits practicing for PMQs by arguing with a 4 year old 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 16.12.11 12:48pm
Vertically Challenged Giant