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‘I’m Sensing You Know Someone Called Dave’ Predicts Country’s Top Psychic

The entire population of Britain was gripped by the amazing revelations of the UK’s top psychic in the TV event of the century last night. “The Mystic Mondo” (real name Raymond Grimes) amazed...

UnoEye 03.02.12 12:53pm
Midfield Diamond
Cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2011 discovered working as gypsy slaves in Sweden 4
cinquecento 03.02.12 12:42pm
Battle of sexes latest: women to stop waxing if men give up comb-overs

more after I've shaved my legs...

Clarky 03.02.12 12:16pm
Terry & Huhne to star in sit-com 1
Iscariot 03.02.12 12:10pm
Zadok the second
30th anniversary of Falklands War to be marked by William strafing Buenos Aires. 0
Al McHogan 03.02.12 11:25am
Al McHogan
Huhne quits cabinet to start driving school. Ex-wife will be behind the wheel. 0
Al McHogan 03.02.12 11:18am
Al McHogan
Halfords enters financial services industry with tax-free de-ISA

more strained cold weather punsomeness soon...

Skylarking 03.02.12 10:48am
Midfield Diamond
Old adage 'You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink' disproved

by man with high-pressure pump, hosepipe, and a roll of gaffer tape...

Smart Alex 03.02.12 10:34am
Pit-stop mechanics banned from garage forecourt

The entire Williams team of pit-stop engineers have been banned from using a BP garage in Tiverton following several instances of very very fast anti-social behaviour. Garage manager Glen Allen made...

Zadok the second 03.02.12 9:57am
Zadok the second
'Speed dating night was mainly just amphetamine abuse', claim customers

more later depending on how busy I am at work today...

Immunis 03.02.12 7:51am
Brighton bus driver 'even knew my name' says movie-star pig 0
antharrison 03.02.12 12:06am
'Top Totty' ale banned from Commons bar, 'Knobhead' still available 0
Scroat 02.02.12 11:53pm
New dating site submits your profile to every other dating site 1
Dumbnews 02.02.12 10:19pm
Mini names new car the Paedo in PR gaffe 1
Immunis 02.02.12 8:17pm
BNP accuse 'Asian population' of causing pensions crises

Demands are for Government to release White Paper on how to resolve the issue...

quango 02.02.12 8:10pm
First Great Western to cancel trains to keep passengers warm during cold snaps

First Great Western announced today that they will be investing in cancelled trains and removed carriages in an effort to keep their passengers warm during cold weather this February and March. A...

Not Amused 02.02.12 8:09pm
Slightly colder weather 'a godsend' say forecasters

The slightly colder weather reaching the UK this week is 'a godsend' to weather forecasters, according to the Met Office. 'We've had to put up with very mediocre weather conditions this winter,' a...

roybland 02.02.12 8:06pm
Pubic wigs evaluated on 2
Smart Alex 02.02.12 6:50pm
Smart Alex
Shock as Masterchef aired without Coldplay in the background 2
kimllfixit 02.02.12 5:34pm
Redknapp admits to lip movement when lying

Or did he ? More soon...

simonjmr 02.02.12 4:29pm
One week on: Many Chinese still putting 'Year of the Rabbit' on cheques 12
Smart Alex 02.02.12 4:03pm
Space to be made for 'beneficial immigrants' by recycling white trash 0
pere floza 02.02.12 3:37pm
pere floza
Terry to consider Tax Evasion when professional Racist career over 0
tedweasel 02.02.12 3:11pm
'Abridged Too Far': Directors cut no longer makes any sense...

Hat tip to Charlie's hat...

Smart Alex 02.02.12 1:33pm
Smart Alex
Simon & Garfunkel release 30 second classic 'Abridged Over Troubled Water' 7
charlies_hat 02.02.12 1:27pm
Son of Barnabas
Facebook user who clicked ‘share’ button saddled with $20M portfolio

A self-confessed social networking addict is twenty million US dollars in the red today, after repeated use of the Facebook ‘share’ function saw her accidently pledging to buy hundreds of...

jp1885 02.02.12 1:13pm
Prince William's new dog's name is a tribute to the Dambusters speculation

After it was announced yesterday that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have bought a puppy, speculation has mounted that the as yet unveiled name of the dog is a tribute to 617 Squadron. More soon...

simonjmr 02.02.12 1:01pm
BBC claim gangs of tax payers kidnap "travellers" and force them into work 0
medici2471 02.02.12 12:49pm
Groundhogs and Prairie Dog populations at threat from Meerkats

Following the near extinction of Red Squirrels at the murderous hands of their Grey brothers shocking news follows that indigenous populations of Groundhogs (the traditional heralds of spring) and...

simonjmr 02.02.12 12:38pm
Greg Torode suffers coronary after wannabe chef serves omelette

Masterchef's smug foodie Greg Torode was today in hosiptal following a massive coronary brought on by the stress of a dish served by a contestant. A spokesperson for the show explained,"he had just...

grottymonty 02.02.12 12:17pm