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Government to install David Cameron telescreens in every home

The British public have expressed delight at plans to introduce 24-hour surveillance telescreens into their homes that will beam out the massive face of David Cameron. ‘We were planning to...

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Ludicity 02.04.12 8:55pm
Iscariot
Banksy artwork bankrupts collector

Art collector Julian Scrivens was initially ecstatic when he placed the winning bid for a piece of work by the reclusive artist “Banksy”, however the true cost of the work may leave him...

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beau-jolly 02.04.12 7:57pm
Perks
Bird Stands Firm over Twitter Ban

More to follow...

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GillsImp 02.04.12 7:24pm
Golgo13
Blackburn v Man Utd game to go ahead despite Gael Givet ankle injury

The football family was rocked again today with the news that Blackburn fullback Gael Givet will not be available for tonight's game, as his ankle injury has failed to clear up. His manager Steve...

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grottymonty 02.04.12 6:51pm
grottymonty
Patagonians claim Argentina for Wales

In a bold move today Patagonian Scrap Merchants seized the Bocca Juniors Stadium in Buenos Aires and claimed it for Wales, demading that Argentina relinquish its soveriegn claims over itself to the...

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Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 6:12pm
Scronnyglonkle
Flasher Finally Exposed

He Lives in America and has a Zip Code...

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GillsImp 02.04.12 5:33pm
Perks
Priest claims he misunderstood the meaning of 'Flash Memory' stick 1
charlies_hat 02.04.12 5:13pm
Synthetic Biololgist sacked for creating Nylon arms.

A leading Synthetic Biologist was sacked from his role at leading research company Ciba Geebies for what one director described as "Buggering About" . Instead of finding potential cures for Malaria...

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Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 4:43pm
Scronnyglonkle
Flock of Routemaster buses forming on South Downs - 2

Around 200 Routemaster buses have been seen congregating outside Ditchling in the South Downs National Park, with local police warning people to avoid the area unless absolutely necessary....

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grumblechops 02.04.12 4:25pm
dvo4fun
leading fabric conditioner manufacturer challenges nearby development

Apparently is was too close for Comfort...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 02.04.12 3:52pm
beau-jolly
Prime Minister Fails to take Successful Picture while on holiday

David forgot to turn the Camera on...

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GillsImp 02.04.12 3:04pm
GillsImp
Panic outside Francis Maude's home as angry drivers form queues to fill him in. 3
Ian Searle 02.04.12 1:57pm
dvo4fun
As GCHQ gain right to monitor email, Royal Mail say 'we've been at it for years'

Following on from the decision by the government to give GCHQ the power to monitor your web use and open your emails, the Royal Mail has announced they have been running a similar system for years. ...

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Perks 02.04.12 1:30pm
dvo4fun
Trinny and Susannah trapped on yacht; refuse to send up flairs

More follows...

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apepper 02.04.12 1:06pm
apepper
Inventor of the year plans to develop even smaller units of time. 2
weematt 02.04.12 1:00pm
bonjonelson
Titanic Movie set to become a musical, dancing on ice set to be performed soon.. 0
wilkieone 02.04.12 12:22pm
wilkieone
Liverpool Players to Debate “New Philosophy”

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish, disappointed by his team’s recent poor form,, has arranged a seminar for the players to discuss their need for a “new philosophy”. His brow creased in a...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 02.04.12 11:54am
Midfield Diamond
FSA to investigate misuse of Derivatives on statirical website 0
3zincold 02.04.12 11:35am
3zincold
Cameron set to Direct Belgrano sinking epic " A Night to be on Holiday" 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 11:25am
Scronnyglonkle
Dumfries & Galloway Council to drop Galloway form its name after Bradford spring 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 11:18am
Scronnyglonkle
Cameron forgets to remember

Prime Minister David Cameron took time out from his Easter holiday today to mark the 30th anniversary of the start of the Falklands War. "Today is a day for commemoration and reflection: a day to...

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medici2471 02.04.12 11:10am
Scronnyglonkle
New Anemia Monopoly set "does not contain Iron" 0
seymour totti 02.04.12 10:55am
seymour totti
Tory MP Discovered In Middle Of Writers' Room......

..Checking for anti-Tory chatter, or just 'dogging'?...

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Jesse Bigg 02.04.12 10:36am
Jesse Bigg
Nation celebrates that the word "Yomp" never caught on 0
Tomfinger 02.04.12 10:25am
Tomfinger
U.S. Coast Guard rescues British Round the World Yacht Race Pedalo 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 10:22am
Scronnyglonkle
Miliband Launches new Labour Troll campaign 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 10:18am
Scronnyglonkle
Noel Edmonds Troll is revealed as Cheggers

Noel Edmonds Facebook Troll has been outed as none other than his former “go to guy” Keith “Cheggers” Chegwin., Police initially thought the hit had on Mr. Edmonds had been ordered by rogue...

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Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 10:12am
Scronnyglonkle
Yoda and Black Eyed Peas leader "Will he is" in eternal introduction spiral

"May I introduce myself Master? Will.i.am at your service!", "Welcome Will he is", "Will.i.am?", Welcome "Will he is", "Will.i.am" etc More soon...

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simonjmr 02.04.12 9:55am
simonjmr
Moonpig disappointed in international sales of Falklands Anniversary range 0
pere floza 02.04.12 9:50am
pere floza
Poultry farm chicken deaths "natural causes" and no fowl play suspected 0
simonjmr 02.04.12 9:20am
simonjmr