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Fisherman catches record breaking compliment 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Vatican to release "Gangsta" Bible 24
LouCipher 4 years

In an effort to combat the rise in atheism amongst the worlds youths the Vatican has announced that it is going to be distributing a new version of the Bible geared towards the younger generation....

Orange Order launches enquiry after members '"piss on a burning Catholic" 5
dvo4fun 4 years

More [open-minded neighbourliness] soon...

Government Crash Test Survey ongoing - 'hardest part' still ahead 0
Pagantroll 4 years
Militant Welsh miners hold sit-in against working conditions 0
simonjmr 4 years

"one out, all out" call by Shop steward ignored. More soon...

Trapped Welsh Miners Said To be "Somewhere Under Neath" 4
Spanswick.Milton 4 years
Royal Navy baffled as Newsbiscuit Sub sinks without trace 6
Screenie 4 years
Government Seismologist's Serial Infidelity Rumbled By Wife 0
Duff 4 years
Dyslexic Tory MP denounces Unicorns over calls for strike action 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Suicide charities can't cope as Facebook installs new 'Hate' button 0
jeremychumfatty 4 years

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Sex Workers’ conference infiltrated by TUC 1
Midfield Diamond 4 years

With debates such as The Pubic Sector and Co-ordinated Action, the annual Adult Equity conference attracts pornographic actors and actresses from around the world. But the TUC has been accused of...

Time runs out for sell by dates 3
spoole2112 4 years
Overworked Union bosses plan mass walkout 11
Screenie 4 years

‘We simply don’t get paid enough to do this job,’ explained trade union leader Patience Jefferson, ‘with the state of the economy and all the government cuts there’s always some group that...

Pro-life groups denounce embryo culling as soluton to midwife crisis. 1
spoole2112 4 years

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Audi to withdraw rear window stickers, "BMW drivers do it on their own" 1
Pagantroll 4 years

A spokesman for the PR company explained the retraction, "after receiving many phone calls from BMW drivers it became clear that many of them had indeed had a very 'close' relationship with their...

Online criminals allowed to return home after being hash-tagged by police 0
dicky37 4 years

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Welsh police investgate celebrity leek photos 1
spoole2112 4 years

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Shares down on news of rogue data at USB 0
spoole2112 4 years
Cameron Unveils 'Because I'm Worth it!' Slogan to Tackle Unemployment 1
TokyoTomato 4 years

Under mounting pressure to tackle head on the 2.5 million and growing number of unemployed, David Cameron today will unveil a vaguely worded slogan which will, it is hoped, give the unemployed a...

Scientific breakthrough sheds light on Dolphins low sense of worth 0
Iamthestig 4 years

After decades of research into speech patterns, behaviours and general intelligence, Scientists at the University of Miami have revealed the true emotions that Dolphins experience on a daily basis....

Greenpeace sends fleet to protect a pod of russet love gods 0
simonjmr 4 years

Japanese Whalers plans to hunt a pod of russet love gods have been hampered by the arrival of a flotilla of Greenpeace ships soundtracked by Supertramp's Fools Overture. In Japan the pelts of russet...

Overpaid MP's plan mass condescension 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Man called 65,000 times by a woman still forgot to get the milk 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
UBS announce 3501 job losses 0
Ostsee 4 years
Free the Windows 8 4
beau-jolly 4 years
Australian third gender removes all English doubts. 1
Griffin 4 years
Avon Gentlemen join Avon Ladies in European Sales/Eugenics programme. 0
nickb 4 years

She is a familiar suburban figure – well turned out, approachable and friendly, offering a personal service in the realm of skin care, cosmetics and fragrance. Now she is to be joined by male...

Yeti joins search for a GB world heavyweight boxing champion 0
simonjmr 4 years
Tri-sexual Australian 'has more fun than most' 0
Ostsee 4 years
Gervais & Merchant Admit Karl Pilkington "Not Terribly Funny" 3
Duff 4 years