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After earlier reporting that it did happen, BBC news now asks could it happen? 0
irregular apple 17.12.11 3:11pm
irregular apple
"Christmas comes but once a year"

Christmas comes but once a year, at least so the saying goes. Last year a group of scientists started an investigation into the impact of viagra for christmas. Latest data received suggested there...

Hugh Nose 17.12.11 1:07pm
Hugh Nose
Simon Cowell refutes claims that new software can predict pop song quality

Following news from researchers at the University of Bristol, which claims to have discovered algorithms to gauge a pop song's music chart potential, Simon Cowell has stood up for the integrity of...

kga6 17.12.11 12:11pm
UK Government to be privatised. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 17.12.11 10:44am
Badger militia group claims 3rd victim

The war against badgers took a backward step today as the Badger Rights Alliance (BRA) claimed it's 3rd victim in as many weeks. Clive Wormley a 48 year old cattle farmer from Staffordshire was...

wallster 17.12.11 10:07am
Motorway death crash driver: "Radio 2's 'Sally Traffic' is responsible"

Jason Thurrock, the driver blamed for the August M2 crash, spoke about it today. "Police and traffic reporters, 'specially that Sally Boazman from Radio Two, bang on about jams caused by...

dvo4fun 17.12.11 9:56am
Al OPecia
Some bloke who wrote some things dies. '24.7 News' editors delighted

More and more and more and more and 'cking more soon...

dvo4fun 17.12.11 9:35am
Norwich claim shortest yellow lines narrowly beating Nick Cleggs spine. 0
JETFAB 17.12.11 9:33am
Ed Miliband ‘not even taken seriously at home’

In a candid interview Ed Miliband’s wife, Justine Thornton, has admitted that the Labour leader isn’t even taken seriously by his own family, and is held in contempt by his two young sons,...

Vertically Challenged Giant 17.12.11 3:27am
Nick Clegg confirmed as World's smallest man by Guinness Book of Records 1
kga6 17.12.11 12:35am
Edinburgh Pandas to be Stuffed and Mounted 0
Immunis 17.12.11 12:13am
Canadian Government votes for Warmer Winters

After a heated debate about the Kyoto Protocol and Canada’s failure to adhere to the treaty, the government finally put the issue of global warming to an internal vote with the result that...

Immunis 17.12.11 12:09am
Hitchens beats CERN to discovery of God particle. 2
reforse 16.12.11 11:19pm
Kenny Dalglish presents first BBC Celeb Weathercast : "Mebbe snaw, mebbe naw" 3
Drylaw 16.12.11 11:06pm
Santa growing old but at least he still has his elf 1
Smart Alex 16.12.11 10:20pm
Clegg tells cheese eating surrender monkeys to calm the rhetoric 0
Iscariot 16.12.11 10:08pm
George Bush declines lead role in new "Mission-Impossible" 0
Dumbnews 16.12.11 8:44pm
Clegg urges French to see sense, then realises who he's talking to

Nick Clegg has withdrawn to rethink his Euro policy after realising he was trying to make the French see sense...

apepper 16.12.11 8:17pm
French midget steals show in EU panto 'Jacques and the Banktalks'

Theatre critics have slammed the performance of the lead midget in this season's EU pantomime, 'Jacques and the Banktalks'. Understudy Nicolas Sarkozy took over the role some years ago from a young...

16.12.11 8:12pm
Outbreak of male snow writing leads to Met Office amber snow warning 0
Clarky 16.12.11 6:06pm
F1 boss decreases popularity to new low with LibDem themed orgy. 0
reforse 16.12.11 5:51pm
M&S Adverts To Be Banned.

MARKS and Spencers have had their seasonal television advertisements banned after complaints were received by OFCOM. It was ruled today that the adverts place unessential pressure on low-income...

delightfullyodd 16.12.11 5:18pm
Northern commuters braced for blizzard of reports about snow in London

Commuters north of Watford are bracing themselves for trying conditions on the roads this week, as they battle to find a radio station that doesn’t bang on and on about a bit of snow in London....

Runestone Cowboy 16.12.11 4:59pm
Light relief from BBC News today "Staines to be removed from signs"... 1
Iamthestig 16.12.11 4:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Jackson estate and Vatican race to deny Nether Land abuse claims 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:35pm
London Zoo in feverish preparations as Guardian reports snow lizards in Wales 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:30pm
Advertising Standards Agency bans pork pie commercial 1
nickb 16.12.11 4:16pm
Japan declares Fukushima stable. Birth of 2 headed Jesus expected any day. 4
wallster 16.12.11 4:15pm
"EU! Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?" 7
kga6 16.12.11 4:14pm
Kent Police Crush Local Pesto Ring

Kent Police were this afternoon formally congratulated on the outstanding success of Operation Ploughmans. Speaking from outside Downing St, Prime Minister David Cameron praised the two month...

Username 16.12.11 4:12pm