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Weather forecast replaced by summary of yesterday’s weather... 8
Doylem 3 years

“It’s only a slight change of emphasis”, said a Met Office spokesman, “to acknowledge the deep cuts in our funding. Most viewers won’t actually notice any difference. They will still be...

Acronym Suppression Society,( ASS) meeting breaks down as CEO goes AWOL 15
Rowly 3 years
Brit expats in Saudi demand that Ramadan is renamed No-eat-eval. 0
simonjmr 3 years

Militant Brit expats have called for all major religious festivals around the world to be renamed so as not offend Christians, this follows a move by Birmingham council to rename Christmas as...

Suicide Bombers to Hold Back Until Overcrowding Problem on Trains is Sorted 0
IABP 3 years
Bush defends administration’s record on waterboarding, skateboarding, teabagging 2
Lightbringer 3 years

George Bush has rounded upon critics of key decisions revealed in his new autobiography "Decision Point's" [sic]. Bush pointed to his administration's use of "enhanced interrogation techniques" as...

White House Record is Better Than Nadine Coyles, says Bush 0
IABP 3 years
Cameron delegates questioning China over human rights to Piers Morgan 0
Moggsy 3 years

Sunday 10pm ITV1...

Alcohol is more dangerous than heroin says report ,however you`ll be pleased 4
arrghgarry 3 years

to know it`s tastier ,cheaper and easier to get ,plus your 3 year old will not inject himself with a bottle that has been lying about ,(well we hope not ).Plus your supplier will not kill you (unless...

Homeopathic beer launched, already watered down to save landlords the trouble 1
Doylem 3 years
Stoke Manager Bemoans “Not Scoring as Many Goals as The Other Team” Culture 0
De-scribe 3 years

c'mon my son...

David Haye 'concerned' about mix-up 1
riesler 3 years

Ahead of his World title fight on Saturday, Haye's confidence took a knock when he discovered that, rather than taking on Audley Harrison, his opponent is to be Audrey Harrison, 57, a housewife from...

Newquay Residents Protest at Increase in Surfboarding 0
De-scribe 3 years

"Its torture", said Ivy Pentrothick, 75...

UK to adopt Man United Time to give an extra few minutes every day 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bed linen missing in DFS commercials found in Salford prison 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chinese find Cameron defiant on torture of UK citizens by Widdecombe and Cowell 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tories advise travelling first class on trains to avoid overcrowding 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pakistan wicketkeeper flies to Britain to collect his winnings 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
NBC defends use of waterboarding when questioning Bush as ‘totally legal' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bush thought water boarding was an Olympic sport claim 0
roybland 3 years
Bush in 'I won't apologize for Iraq war' shock 0
roybland 3 years
Biggest growth area in UK economy found to be motorist persecution 0
hero2zero 3 years

Cameron China team tout UK driver-persecution technology to the Orient as English councils support flagging coffers by hitting the easiest targets...

Office Worker Complains of Too Many Distractions. 0
arthurminnit 3 years

A worker in an as yet un-named office in London has complained about there being too many distractions for him to carry out his work efficiently., "Every day, people gather around me to talk about...

China reviews one child policy as orders flood in for i pod i pads and i phones 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Vatican launches 'Catholic Lite' for disillusioned Anglican priests 1
Scroat 3 years

No smells, no bells, just a few Hail Marys...

'No news is good news' is BBC's repsond to strkes affecting news ouput. 0
kpseymour 3 years
Creationist Hadron Collider produces ‘Big Adam’ 0
fernandomando 3 years
Catholics and Anglicans merge to form "Angliholics". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Accountants Discover evidence of "Dark Money" at Cern 4
Rowly 3 years

After firing vast amounts of Money into the Cern Experiment project, which was initialy the search for The Higgs particle. so far, the Scientists have come up with no results., However, the...

Long-term unemployed "to be beaten with sticks and made to dance like bears" 15
rickwestwell 3 years
Milk and Flour Mixture Set to Batter UK 4
De-scribe 3 years