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Middle-aged man still thinks about argument he lost eight years ago...

Julian Wordsworth, a middle aged man currently residing in Surrey, has recently admitted to friends that he has become 'consumed' by the process of going over arguments he had a long time ago in his...

TobiasBV 17.09.13 11:18pm
Cruise ship engineers rushed in to salvage 'beached Eric Pickles'

The pioneering engineers responsible for successfully salvaging the stricken Costa Concordia cruise ship are facing their 'most gruelling challenge yet' today, after Conservative politician Eric...

Jesus H 17.09.13 11:16pm
Firefighters reminded to close cover before striking. 0
Boutros 17.09.13 11:11pm
Miles Cyrus to star in film - Dances with Dwarves 0
Smart Alex 17.09.13 9:54pm
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M&S unveils new niqab fashion line

Full-face veils will soon be on sale at branches of Marks & Spencer as the company moves to boost its flagging women's fashion sales. And retail analysts are predicting that the M&S Theresa...

roybland 17.09.13 9:42pm
Man 'agrees' he’s hooked on Terms and Conditions texts

Clapham man Matthew Landon (23), who claims to have read the Terms & Conditions attached to thousands of products and services, says his obsession began when he started to read those relating to...

roybland 17.09.13 8:46pm
Grand Theft Auto VI to include Isle of Wight gameplay...

The next version of Grand Theft Auto will include game-playing locations that are closer to home well, closer to home for those gamers who happen to live in Shanklin, Ventnor or Cowes. Grand Theft...

Tripod 17.09.13 8:27pm
Mass murderer "had mental health issues" - no news on Pope's religion

More bleeding obvious news to follow...

apepper 17.09.13 7:37pm
Aretha Franklin try-out on Just a Minute “disastrous” say fans

“The recording was going extremely well, initially” recalled Jamie Smythe, a member of the studio audience for the BBC Radio 4 favourite Just a Minute last week. “Aretha had chalked up a...

nickb 17.09.13 6:53pm
Separate Neat-O Room saves day for satirical news website 6
Boutros 17.09.13 6:22pm
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Clegg denies compromise as free meals offered to all children over 40

More to follow...

apepper 17.09.13 6:02pm
Lib Dem Free School Meal Plan “an electoral time bomb”, say 6 year olds.

“If I have to eat school rice pudding I am never voting for the Lib Dems,” said 6 year old political commentator Daisy Smythurst. “People like me will now want a chance to look at the Labour...

nickb 17.09.13 6:00pm
Concern over plans to reintroduce witches to East Anglia

Farmers' groups have reacted with concern to plans to reintroduce witches to East Anglia, after nearly 350 years since they were hunted to extinction, but wildlife groups are keen to downplay the...

bonjonelson 17.09.13 4:37pm
Crucible Burnt Down By Snooker Player Throwing Matches

Sheffield Fire Brigade are believed to have taken several breaks during a lengthy ordeal trying to bring the baize under control...

Flugelbinder 17.09.13 4:36pm
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"It's COLD!" Snaps Bad Tempered Meteorologist 0
Flugelbinder 17.09.13 4:06pm
Snow White wakes up feeling Randy

Snow White woke up today feeling Randy. 'Funny, I thought there were only seven of you.'she said...

17.09.13 4:05pm
Virtual Grand Theft Auto "Too Realistic For Me" Says Stabbing Victim

A 23 Year Old man lies in Hospital today, having been hit by a brick, then stabbed and finally being robbed of his watch, mobile, and copy of the brand new Grand Theft Auto V. "I just hope it...

Flugelbinder 17.09.13 3:53pm
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Backup Brian 17.09.13 3:42pm
US Gunman Had 'Mental Health Issues' Reports Department For Stating The Obvious 0
Flugelbinder 17.09.13 3:37pm
WW2 Veteran Tells Story Of His Colditz Nap 0
Flugelbinder 17.09.13 3:14pm
Very fat pigeon worried that tree branch could snap 0
Spartacus 17.09.13 3:05pm
Costa Concordia; Our least successful coffee shop admit chain. Blame location.

I'll get my coat...

MADJEZ 17.09.13 3:00pm
Snow White wakes up feeling Randy

Snow White woke up today feeling randy. 'Funny, I thought there were only seven of you.'she said...

17.09.13 2:40pm
Panic as woman goes missing on social media for ten minutes

Panic spread in the Smith family yesterday as Mrs Andrea Smith, 35, of Andover, failed to post anything to social media for over 10 minutes. “I was devastated” said her mother, 55 year old...

Sfox 17.09.13 2:19pm
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O'bama's outline for speech on Syria released to the public.

Captaintrod 17.09.13 2:08pm
Viagra banned in Antarctica after frozen erection snaps off 0
sydalg 17.09.13 1:56pm
President Obama endorses farmer giles

“As every American knows, once in a while there comes along a character or group of people who literally transend belief. They are so gifted that no normal person can possibly compete with them....

farmer giles 17.09.13 1:54pm
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Eskimo Invents New Card Game For Icy Conditions

"I just need to think of a name for it" he said Neat-o...

Flugelbinder 17.09.13 1:45pm
Essex teacher gives birth in school, claims she was just following pupils' lead 0
custard cream 17.09.13 1:44pm
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10 year old boy becomes first player to be sacked from Fifa Football Manager 0
custard cream 17.09.13 1:38pm
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