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Defendant sworn in on 'Politics for Dummies' in Aberdeen council case 2
cinquecento 20.04.12 2:09pm
Abu Hamza & Abu Qatada to star in Al Jazeera's Two Ronnie’s Tribute Night

A top executive at Al Jazzera has announced a tribute night is to take place in their new summer season to former Saturday night TV favourites the Two Ronnie’s, the shows include a sketch show...

Scronnyglonkle 20.04.12 1:43pm
X-Files to sponser new margarine called "I Want To Believe It's Not Butter"

Reaches for coat to exit in a hurry!...

seymour totti 20.04.12 1:35pm
Police hope new technology will improve dangerous driving conviction rate.

The Nearshire Constabulary have found that video evidence has not improved their conviction rates, but actually hampered it. But road squad hope that a new addition to their cars will help convict...

gaijintendo 20.04.12 1:13pm
Bert Weedon Dead

Radiohead to play 30 minute freeform electronic jazz version of 'Bobby Shaftoe' at funeral...

Bonaparte Shandy 20.04.12 1:04pm
Bonaparte Shandy
Qatada Hands in Last Minute Note from Mum

Celebrity (alleged) terrorist Abu Qatada has handed in a note to Theresa May from his mother explaining she is withdrawing permission for him to visit Jordan. Home Secretary Mrs May promised today...

oblongscone 20.04.12 1:01pm
Protests threaten to make F1 race interesting 1
Lucy4 20.04.12 12:55pm
After a stuttering start, The King's Speech to close in West End. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.04.12 12:36pm
King's Speech play stutters to an early halt. Same old same old say critics. 0
weematt 20.04.12 12:35pm
Telco announces automated helpline for victims of automated cold calls

An enterprising communications company has introduced a new phone service, aimed at those who never receive ‘real calls’ on their landlines, only automated ones. HassleComs International has...

Clarky 20.04.12 11:37am
Liverpool to Remember Pompei

Following the successful act of rememberance of the Titanic disaster through 48 hours of giant-sized marionette dock-side puppetry, Liverpool city council are to commemorate the AD79 destruction of...

Bonaparte Shandy 20.04.12 11:32am
Midfield Diamond
Government believed to have been using Diminished Reality App for 2 months.

augmentation later...

weematt 20.04.12 11:08am
“I’m the best damn thang you eva had” Breivik tells court

Unhinged Caucasian rights activist and part-time Black Panther, Anders Breivik, has told the Norwegian court that he is “the best damn thang they [i]eva[/i] had”, in a prolonged outburst of...

Old Hat 20.04.12 10:57am
Old Hat
"We'll raise fuel duty while you're watching Bolt win 100 metre final" - MP

The Government plans to announce a 30p-a-litre rise in fuel duty at the exact moment Usain Bolt crosses the finish line in this summer's Olympic 100-metre final., It is one of a series of bold bad...

clicktingstampz 20.04.12 10:24am
Couple banned for having '69 pets', RSPCA found hoard of mouthwash. 0
MADJEZ 20.04.12 9:29am
Plastic surgeon discovered in wrong bin. 0
MADJEZ 20.04.12 9:23am
Theresa May ‘even tried Cillit Bang’ to remove Abu Qatada

Home Secretary, Theresa May, today admitted the desperate lengths to which the Government has gone in its ongoing battle to remove Abu Qatada. ‘Obviously, we started out with standard judicial...

Qoxiivi 20.04.12 9:22am
Bottled Burkina Faso Spring Water to be the new trend.

a must when jogging across the Sahara...

Tomfinger 20.04.12 8:59am
Scientists won't let you have a go of their sonic screwdriver

Millions of Britons awoke to the news, this morning, that science had finally made itself useful and invented some really cool shit. Researchers at Dundee university have created a machine that uses...

Old Hat 20.04.12 8:24am
Old Hat
Are you a Luddite? Download our free iPhone app to find out! 0
grumblechops 20.04.12 8:20am
Bradford to compete on Ask The Family 0
cinquecento 20.04.12 7:56am
2012 London marathon to be conducted by public transport

Organisers have dropped a bombshell by announcing that all competitors in Sunday’s London marathon will have to complete the run by double decker bus, in a move inspired by pioneering British bus...

Yikes 20.04.12 7:53am
Anglian Water rebrand as Angolan Water 0
charlies_hat 20.04.12 7:24am
F1 drivers ask "What muppet put a Grand Prix near Manama?" 0
weematt 20.04.12 7:10am
Breadknife voted best thing before sliced bread.

Hat tip to Stephen Wright who raised the question...

weematt 20.04.12 6:58am
RSPCA condemns BNP calls to 'punch Abu's cat harder'

I know, i know. As my mum used to say, 'if you don't have anything funny to say, then say nothing at all'...

Perks 20.04.12 6:54am
Andre Breivik, Charlie Sheen And Ted Nugent Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing mass murderer, Ted Nugent, the Detroit 'Motorcity Madman' (in so many ways more than the original intent) and Charlie Sheen, the 'Platoon Psycho', will...

19.04.12 9:47pm
Breivik, Hitler, And Churchill in rock, paper, scissors stalemate 0
Smart Alex 19.04.12 7:45pm
Smart Alex
Plastic Surgeon Admits He Avoids Bonfire Night

A leading Harley Street Plastic Surgeon claims to hate the 5th of November. Apparently he begins to melt...

GillsImp 19.04.12 6:52pm
Tobacco giant holds sponsored cigarrette burning to help cancer research

On saturday employess, stakeholders and partners of the Big Tobacco company are holding a giant fund raising campaign that could raise millions for cancer research. They're asking every man, woman...

ronseal 19.04.12 6:47pm