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"Any ethnic restaurant with authentic in name is inauthentic", says food critic 0
Dumbnews 11.12.12 8:11am
Irish man refuses to take down Jubilee bunting for fear of petrol bombing 0
medici2471 11.12.12 8:08am
World Nations, Sick Of Conflict In Middle East, Build A Wall Around Israel

A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, have united to build a wall entirely surrounding both lands. These countries, having...

11.12.12 1:00am
World Nations, Sick Of The Conflict In The Middle East, Build A Wall Around Isra

A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, have united to build a wall entirely surrounding both lands. These countries, having...

11.12.12 12:59am
Supporter of duck feathers backs down

More to follow...

apepper 10.12.12 11:26pm
Duchess Up The Duff: Latest

While thousands of well wishers have sent cards and greetings to the Duchess of Cambridge, for the coming birth of her baby, an interesting insight into the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s daily...

Alfred Noakes 10.12.12 10:06pm
Alfred Noakes
Paddy Power reportedly now taking bets on Royal Baby being ginger

Harry shifting uncomfortably...

quango 10.12.12 9:44pm
SBUX Rogered

Perks; Bringing you last week's satire, today...

Perks 10.12.12 9:40pm
Newsnight: Moore ‘not a paedo’

Following on from a series of embarrassing blunders, BBC current affairs programme Newsnight was quick to point out recently-deceased stargazer Patrick Moore (father of actor Roger Moore) “Was not...

Reg Herring 10.12.12 9:38pm
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IKEA 'monkey in a jacket' was jobseeker on Government Work Programme 1
custard cream 10.12.12 9:05pm
Strauss-Kahn to star in movie remake of 'The Help' 0
custard cream 10.12.12 8:47pm
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Manny Pacquiao lined up as next opponent for Flintoff

crash, bang, wallop!...

custard cream 10.12.12 8:45pm
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Butterfly in Australia apologises for London suicide 0
medici2471 10.12.12 8:27pm
Australian radio station hoaxers shed Crocodile Dundee tears 0
Mandy Lifeboat 10.12.12 8:17pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Broadcasters in their 60's set their alarms for 6.45am 0
medici2471 10.12.12 8:16pm
UK EU budget issue drives France and Germany to establish UK Ucunt movement 2
weematt 10.12.12 10:05am
Facebook and Twitter sorting office staff strike threatens Xmas postings

To build on a previous idea. More soon...

simonjmr 10.12.12 9:59am
Santa to Boycott UK Shock

Father Christmas aka Santa Claus (age unknown) is to completely bypass the UK this year. A press statement has just been issued from his North Pole HQ giving a warning for parents to make...

iBarryJ 10.12.12 4:52am
Sadness at the passing of 70s crap tv stalwart Patrick Mower.

More medallions and Brut 33 soon. Oh Moore...

MADJEZ 10.12.12 4:49am
Lottery winner ‘will definitely let it change him’

A resident of Arizona who won $500 million in the ‘Powerball Lottery’ has claimed he is ‘looking forward’ to the money changing him completely. Chuck Sanders has been employed as a shelf...

10.12.12 4:37am
EU introduces compulsory health warnings on wasps

In a move aimed at reducing wasted picnic time and repetitive shooing injuries, the EU has introduced compulsory health warnings on wasps. From Friday, even the smallest chewing wasp will need to be...

button 10.12.12 12:08am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Monocle industry in crisis after death of Patrick Moore. 0
nickb 09.12.12 11:41pm
Identity parades “finally abandoned’ in Spartacus investigation... 1
Tripod 09.12.12 11:33pm
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Dog lovers campaign for right to church marriage 0
medici2471 09.12.12 10:56pm
Ulster still hopeful of a last 16 place in Rioting World Champions League

Former champions Ulster are making an unexpectedly strong bid to return to the top-flight of sectarian-based violence, as the 2012 season reaches its climax. Syria and Egypt may have captured the...

dvo4fun 09.12.12 10:54pm
Mayan Calendar concerned with gender equalisation not Armageddon

New research has revealed that the end of the 5,125 year “Long Count” Mayan calendar does not signify the end of the world on 21st December 2012 as was commonly thought, but rather the coming of...

button 09.12.12 10:52pm
Cameron to celebrate first gay wedding by taking Clegg up the aisle... 0
Tripod 09.12.12 10:27pm
Uproar after reality competitions reach "easiest year yet"

In a bizarre turn of events, judges across a variety of reality TV shows have spoken frankly around the deteriorating standard of contestants. In this week's X Factor vote-off, audiences were stunned...

quango 09.12.12 10:12pm
Catholic priests call for clarification on ass coveting rules 3
button 09.12.12 10:04pm
Sir Patrick Moore joins the sky at night... 1
Queen of Tarts 09.12.12 9:41pm