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Man who buys Meerkat autobiography as “a present for myself” is sectioned... 0
Doylem 3 years
Shock, Horror, As 'Malapropism' Hits The BBC 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Malapropism hit the BBC, 'Today Programme' this morning when presenter Jim Naughtie shone a true light on government minister, Hunt, by mixing up his 'H' with a 'C'., Naughtie admitted later that it...

Just out for Christmas: ‘Fly Fishing for Pirates’ by J Aaaaaarrrgghhh Hartley... 6
Doylem 3 years
Balloonists' remains found - shiny ribbon and "Sent from" label still attached 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

More balloon...

Next UK sporting bid to be same budget, but in brown envelopes 0
Erlang 3 years

Technical details submitted on post-it note...

Confusion Over TodayPledge 0
areileen 3 years

Confusion reigned over the breakfast tables of millions of Today listeners when veteran broadcaster and wordsmith, Jim Naughtie,appeared to pledge to interview Nick Clegg at 8:15. Naughtie made his...

BBC Commended For Employing Tourette's Sufferer 0
De-scribe 3 years

After inadvertently using the the C-word this morning, the BBC's James Naughtie has promised to be on his best behaviour interviewing Prime Minister Dave Fucker, Deputy PM Nick Bastard, and Business...

Records tumble: Boycott goes 20 minutes without mentioning “uncovered pitches”. 0
Doylem 3 years
'It was a piss poor bribe anyway' as Boris withdraws FIFA's Olympic room 0
Basil_B 3 years
Kremlin Spy Reports "LibDems posses Words of Mass Deception". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
New Cable scandal expected from Wikileaks 0
4ty2 3 years

releasing the lib dem communications about tuition fees...

Man accepting Polanski’s Europe Film Award uses rear entrance 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rob Brydon released from strictly come dancing 0
4ty2 3 years

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/feb2010/2/6/image-7-for-celebrity-lookalikes-gallery-852598478.jpg, For some time the audience wondered why Rob Brydon and Anton du Beke were not seen together. ...

Aussies countering England’s batsmen with ‘one hand, one bounce’ rule... 0
Doylem 3 years
Erratic behaviour of markets is sign of bipolar disorder, experts warn. 0
Rididill 3 years

A new report from mental health experts at the Institute for Sanity Studies released today argues that markets are showing all the signs of suffering from bipolar disorder. ‘We have been...

Accounting error in Whitehall crisp procurement cancels out spending cuts. 1
Mr Brown 3 years

Prawn cocktail surfeit alone equivalent to decommissioning of the Ark Royal. An investigation by accountancy firm J S Robertson has revealed a staggering 13% discrepancy between Whitehall’s...

Tonight's temperature may drop to level of Marks and Spencer food shop 2
ronseal 3 years
Saying 'orange' really slowly sounds like gullible. 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
FIFA Executive to sleep on Boris Johnsons floor during 2012 Olympics 0
TerribleTim 3 years

Mayor of London Boris Johnson has hit back at FIFA officials following their rejection of England's World Cup bid by withdrawing the offer of a free stay at the Dorchester Hotel during the 2012...

Psychological analysis of dogs reveals many are assholes 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Weather Latest: T-shirt sold in Newcastle. 6
malgor 3 years
Spain has just opened the largest house of prostitution in the world beating 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

out the American Congress and a hell of a lot God damn cheaper...

School curriculum recognises English (Corporate) Literature in language lessons 0
ronseal 3 years

English Corporate Literature has finally become part of the schools curriculum, as the ability to write a thousand words, without saying anything to which you could be held accountable, becomes an...

Redknapp "in the frame" for England job. "I wasn't there", claims Harry. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
MP's female Russian spy arrested for not "being as sexy as Anna Chapman" say MI5 0
thackaray 3 years
Led Zeppelin collaborates with AC/DC on rock duet, "Highway to Heaven" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Turkish Cypriot former Polly Peck tycoon "at all time low". More soon. 5
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
MP claims he was 'only renting' Russian assistant. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

"It's cheaper for the taxpayer" said LibDem...

Portsmouth MP Hancock probably did it deliberately to get his f***ing face on TV 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Locals agree. A lot more from the publicity seeking tosser soon...

MP Claims Employing Russian National was 'Within the Rules' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The Govt is to give MPs assistants a 'spying amnesty' for any that freely admit they are employees of foreign states...