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New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent

The Church of England has confirmed that the new Archbishop of Canterbury will be selected via public phone vote on a TV talent show hosted by Ant and Dec. ‘Bishops Got Talent will bring the...

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Ludicity 21.03.12 4:21am
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'Cipriani signs for Sale' signs for sale.

More sign based humour this way»»»»»»»...

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Perks 20.03.12 11:54pm
JustSomeBloke
Physician reprimanded for ‘insufficiently illegible’ prescriptions

Derivative from: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/03/20/optician-reprimanded-for-performing-%E2%80%98insufficiently-weird%E2%80%99-eye-examination/...

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Dumbnews 20.03.12 11:02pm
Dumbnews
The Mitchell's welcome Vic into the faaamily 0
charlies_hat 20.03.12 11:00pm
charlies_hat
Harry Potter actor convicted of Attempted Muggling 2
bonjonelson 20.03.12 8:00pm
dvo4fun
Didier Drogba suddenly clutches chest and collapses - ref tells him to get up 1
Midfield Diamond 20.03.12 7:55pm
arthurminnit
Saudia Arabia to maintain a hands off approach to theft. 3
weematt 20.03.12 7:37pm
Haywood Manley
Ship's officer denies "elusive" accusations

"I don't know what all the fuss is about," Boatswain Higgs said today...

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Scroat 20.03.12 6:25pm
dvo4fun
Dale Farm travellers take over Wimbledon. Offered out of court settlement. 3
weematt 20.03.12 5:53pm
writinginbsl
CERN's Large Hadron Collider admits defeat in search for Tulisa sex tape 0
cinquecento 20.03.12 5:15pm
cinquecento
Microsoft injunction stops Queen unveiling Jubilee Windows at Parliament 0
MADJEZ 20.03.12 4:33pm
MADJEZ
Muamba doctors grateful for prayers.

"Medical expertise alone would not have saved him," says cardiologist...

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Haywood Manley 20.03.12 4:15pm
grumblechops
HS3 set to explode across the London skyline

The highly popular HS2 London-Manchester high-speed rail-link, widely considered punishment of rural voters for not delivering an overall Tory majority, has finished its consultation phase. However,...

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dvo4fun 20.03.12 2:41pm
beau-jolly
Budget Latest: State Pensions to be Linked To Chart Position of N*Dubz

The coalition government have announced that state pensions will no longer be linked to earnings but will instead follow the street-pop fortunes of the band N*Dubz as played out in their placings...

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thisisall1word 20.03.12 2:33pm
bonjonelson
Narnia claims sovereignty over the wardrobe.

Sean Penn has spoken out in their support...

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Ian Searle 20.03.12 2:27pm
Ian Searle
Dennis Waterman to host a new dating show on ITV, "Knock me out!".

"No fighty, no likey"...

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Ian Searle 20.03.12 2:22pm
Ian Searle
Slip of the tongue sees Queen dedicate herself to the United Arab Emirates

The Queen was left red-faced earlier today as she accidentally dedicated herself to the United Arab Emirates in her Diamond Jubilee speech to the Houses of Parliament. ‘We’re honoured’ said...

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ianslat 20.03.12 1:33pm
ianslat
NHS to recruit US hairdressers as cancer consultants

Following reports from the USA that hairdressers are well placed to spot and report early skin cancers the head of the NHS Latest Fads has recommended that American hairdressers be recruited and...

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weematt 20.03.12 1:08pm
weematt
Fabrice Muamba update: Now playing piano and solving advanced calculus problems.

More miraculous improvements later...

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grottymonty 20.03.12 1:02pm
Haywood Manley
Budget News: Defence spending cuts - Corporals to be privatised.

Rt Hon Philip Hammond MP announced today that the rank of corporal in all its forms is to be eliminated and the ranks of sergeant and above will handle their own privates in future. "Not also do we...

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weematt 20.03.12 12:34pm
Sinnick
Boost for hassock makers as Vatican recommends better support for abuse victims 0
cinquecento 20.03.12 12:28pm
cinquecento
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (3/17 edition)

Greetings lesbians! (And friends of lesbians!) What can I say? There's no excuse for the massive yawning gap between my posts, but I hope you'll understand when I tell you that me and my superhot...

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SugarTits69 20.03.12 12:12pm
SugarTits69
Vince Cable delighted to be chosen for Buenos Aires leg of Olympic torch relay 0
ianslat 20.03.12 11:07am
ianslat
Man plunges to earth in cloud computing mishap

A recently qualified software developer fell to his death during what was his first solo cloud computing session. It is understood that he had recently passed all the tests required to obtain a cloud...

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weematt 20.03.12 10:30am
weematt
Road Privatisation begins as M60 Junction 7 is signposted "For Sale". 1
seymour totti 20.03.12 9:32am
wallster
China's phone network crashes. Dumb SIMs to blame 1
weematt 20.03.12 9:13am
Haywood Manley
Schoolchildren complain after field trip turns out to be trip to field 1
Stan 20.03.12 9:07am
Golgo13
Barry Humphries retires Dame Edna: "I didn't want the act to drag on any more" 0
simonjmr 20.03.12 9:02am
simonjmr
Muamba to quit professional football - claims his heart isn't in it.

Just to divert the flack from roybland for a while!...

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bonjonelson 20.03.12 8:44am
bonjonelson
Olympic torch route to become one massive toll road.

Olympic torch bearers were shocked and disgusted to discover the high cost of their participation when every road along the route becomes a toll road for the duration of the event. "I was looking...

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Boutros 20.03.12 1:18am
Boutros