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This is one I pulled off earlier... 3
the coarse whisperer 3 years

This could get messy...

Pickles swells overnight in FAT rise 3
immac 3 years

Eric Pickles, the Secretary for Consumeties and Personal Nourishment, has increased by two-and-a-half per cent overnight in the controversial FAT rise. Already 27 stones, Mr Pickles soared to an...

Bob Holness to recreate his Baker Street sax solo at Gerry Rafferty’s funeral... 0
Doylem 3 years
Sorry guys, I had to pull this one too... 4
Trickster 3 years

Got offered a million squid for it. And as I love seafood...

Horse racing to abandon archaic ‘first past the post’ system... 1
Doylem 3 years
Surgeon who removed leg confirms star is actually 97, not 94 as previously thoug 1
Gerontius 3 years

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Spielberg denies responsibility for copy-cat Great White attack on fishermen 1
Ian Searle 3 years

In other news, a University Professor thinks he may have discovered the final resting place of the Arc of the Covenant, and huge planet sized space craft looks set to destroy the world...

Another sub pulled when Hollywood came calling... 3
Doylem 3 years

I just got a call from Hollywood. They want to make my sub into a film. They’re going to change the location, from rural Cumbria to LA, and it looks like Nicholas Cage will be taking the lead,...

The other site thought this sub was shite, so I'm trying it out here. 4
bonjonelson 3 years

I'll delete it if they change their mind. Ta!...

Glen McGrath 'still confident of 5-0 ashes victory' 3
pudseypumper 3 years

Former Australian pace bowler, Glen McGrath yesterday stated that despite Australia's two defeats so far in the 2010/11 Ashes series he remained confident of a 5-0 whitewash 'as usual'. Horse faced...

Robinho bid “puts Blackburn on map”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Unfortunately, it’s a map of crap Northern towns...

Accountants now 50% more efficient after change from 17.5% VAT to 20% VAT 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Also, calculator keyboards to last longer...

Sir Alex Ferguson to retire his trusty piece of gum in the new year 4
simonjmr 3 years

The frugal Premiership manager has finally called time on the piece of gum he has constantly chewed for the entire time he has been the manager of Man Utd. The gum in question is thought to be three...

Shock as Ferguson puts trusty gum on Transfer List. 4
simonjmr 3 years

Sir Alex Ferguson the frugal Scottish Premiership manager has finally called time on the piece of gum he has constantly chewed at football matches for the last 25 years., The gum in question is...

Gabor leg 'relieved' to have lost 140lbs of excess flab 0
pinxit 3 years

more more soon...

Government 'disappointed' at eclipse's failure to cover up VAT rise 0
immac 3 years
Coalition’s axe falls on chicken 1
Fred 3 years

Communities will be devastated as thousands of fried chicken outlets across Britain are axed in the latest wave of government cuts, campaigners have warned., David Cameron is to shut Dixie,...

Don’t Look Directly At The Sun Or You’ll Become a Wanker 0
De-scribe 3 years

say astronomers...

Study finds browsing web via mobile phone more painful than dial up internet 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Oprah and Bono in legal battle over who can claim to have infinite wisdom 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Drunken sailors run out of money and start spending like Chancellors of... 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

the Exchequer...

China buys 42% stake in Oprah 1
Dumbnews 3 years

Dr. Phil still highly speculative...

Eton Millionaire Ministers Say VAT 'not a problem' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We're not eaton much', say poor...

Ronaldinho for Blackburn Rovers?... 0
Doylem 3 years

Blackburn Rovers, a Premier League football club, apparently, is hoping to bring Ronaldinho to Ewood Park. Venky’s, the Indian-based company which bought the club last year, is in talks with the...

TV’s Location Location Location in bid to feature softcore erections 2
Gary Stanton 3 years

Cult TV show Location Location Location is to break new ground in property-based broadcasting by featuring a minimum of three fully fledged hard-ons and a semi in each episode . Producers and...

Geoffrey Boycott “living in a world of his own”... 1
Doylem 3 years

“Geoffrey Boycott lives in a world of his own”, says King Geoffrey I, “and a very fine place it is too: a pre-Copernican universe where the planets revolve not around the sun but around...

Brits should outsource more MPs and Judges to India to save millions 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

the market is always right...

Hunter F. Thompson challenges Newsbiscuit writers to guess his middle name. 18
Trickster 3 years
TV execs sign Zsa Zsa Gabor & Heather Mills for televised arse kicking contest. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Tony Blair agrees there really are too many post-mortems 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years