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Barclay announce new CEO - Fred Goodwin 0
custard cream 19.07.12 4:00pm
custard cream
"Well out of order" sign confuses superstitious chavs 0
nickb 19.07.12 3:57pm
Recent poll suggests Zatrzymaj jęki i dostać pieprzoną pracę 13
Perks 19.07.12 3:55pm
custard cream
G4S "so sorry, we will now go back to singing Bohemian Rhapsody badly" 0
Zadok the second 19.07.12 3:41pm
Zadok the second
Harry Redknapp now bookies favourite to win Tour De France 0
seymour totti 19.07.12 3:29pm
seymour totti
'bradleywiggins' replaces 'the clappers' as unofficial London 2012 speedy word 0
allmyownstunts 19.07.12 3:20pm
Ancient M and S Brasserie....

..discovered in Middle East., Hot stuff from Sadie?...

Jesse Bigg 19.07.12 3:04pm
G4S regrets offering to plug the holes in American scouting movement 0
beau-jolly 19.07.12 2:57pm
Co-op told they could have built 632 banks for less than £50m 0
Lucy4 19.07.12 2:45pm
Appeal for help: Missing - British summer, reward offered

Beloved family season has been missing since being washed away during heavy rain at a picnic in Hyde Park in late May. Warm, friendly, and occasionally dry for up to three days in a row, he answers...

Vertically Challenged Giant 19.07.12 2:33pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Celebrity chefs to milk publicity out of milk price anger 0
simonjmr 19.07.12 2:32pm
Surly ex-plucky loser Scot complains peevishly at new jobless figures

A surly Scotsman today complained in a peevish manner about the difficulty of finding permanent jobs, as the latest unemployment figures showed another dramatic rise in part-time and temporary...

FraserWords 19.07.12 2:09pm
John Terry hits back: "I'm not racist. I'll shag anything"

though I'm sure somebody's already done this...

FraserWords 19.07.12 1:17pm
Syrian comedy series BlackAssadder cancelled after Baldrick is assassinated.

wallster 19.07.12 1:01pm
Cabinet papers reveal that a shedload of bad news to be released from 27th July

Specifically around Team GB gold medal wins. More soon...

simonjmr 19.07.12 11:09am
Nurseries which cultivate Estate Agents signs closing due to lack demand.

Where once great avenues of the colourful flora could be seen on every street in the UK, many roads are now bare...

Ian Searle 19.07.12 10:43am
Ian Searle
Good news for G4S - Bob Diamond is available to take over and regain reputation 0
Ian Searle 19.07.12 10:38am
Ian Searle
Giant lettuce seen floating in the North Atlantic 1
Rootin Tootin 19.07.12 10:23am
M&S to Open 1st Laundromat

Partnered by HSBC (The UK’s largest bank, specialists & international experts in the field of washing money) - - a spokesperson for M&S enthused...

HenryMJUK 19.07.12 9:40am
String of slow changing & unfunny tickers blamed on collapse of the Jest stream 0
simonjmr 19.07.12 9:33am
Venables and John top FBI most wanted list as War on Terrys enters tenth year 0
simonjmr 19.07.12 9:27am
Over shoulder boulder holder so much older, experts claim

( . ) ( . )...

Scroat 19.07.12 9:20am
Lloyds bank receives it's Coop de grâce 0
charlies_hat 19.07.12 9:10am
Man who confused dulux and durex suffering from premature emulsion 3
Carter 19.07.12 8:49am
seymour totti
Banking CEO finds good use for old quality street tin full of Coop stamps 0
button 19.07.12 8:34am
It's only a rubbish novel, everyone is reminded

The government is concerned that large numbers of ostensibly sane adults are devoting too much time on the internet arguing about '50 Shades of Grey', an inexplicably popular take on Jane Austen,...

Oxbridge 19.07.12 8:23am
Santa produces a vast range of new sleds - 50 grades of sleigh 0
Rootin Tootin 19.07.12 7:47am
Rootin Tootin
Madonna's first bra found in Austrian castle 0
Scroat 19.07.12 7:39am
Tinnitus sufferers dreading 8:12am, July 27th 0
FlashArry 19.07.12 7:18am
An Idiot's Guide to...The Dark Knight Rises

- Final film in The Dark Knight Trilogy following on from [i]It Shouldn't Happen to a Batman[/i], and [i]Batman: East of Java[/i]. - To bulk up for his role as the villainous Bane, actor Tom Hardy...

Carter 19.07.12 6:46am
The Masked Frog