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Daily Mail names Samantha Brick as "New Queen of Hearts" 1
Scronnyglonkle 06.04.12 3:59pm
arthurminnit
Ryanair denies charging passengers extra for emergency landing. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.04.12 3:03pm
dominic_mcg
Fury at government task force COBRA threatens zoo chaos

'The use of Cobras in this committee' is nothing short of snakism spat leader Monty Python yesterday. All types of snakes are demanding ssstrike action. 'We're not standing for this. We too can be...

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Imaginary Monster or am I 06.04.12 2:49pm
Imaginary Monster or am I
Stations of the cross: commuters launch Easter rail fare protest 0
nickb 06.04.12 2:22pm
nickb
Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the...

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pinxit 06.04.12 10:50am
pinxit
Ryanair to roll out 'Big Dipper' flights.

After a successful test flight over Germany Ryanair are to go ahead with their combined flight and fairground ride concept. The test flight has entered the Guinness Book of Records for the ride with...

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weematt 06.04.12 10:15am
weematt
Dawkins' Easter message risks Schism in Atheism.

Traditional atheists have claimed that Richard Dawkins' Easter messages risks causing a schism in atheism. Dawks, the followers of Dawkins have denied this. Traditionalists blame Dawkins and his...

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Ian 06.04.12 10:11am
Ian
Olympic Fox Hunting row - "Over my dead body" says Fox 0
Drylaw 06.04.12 9:02am
Drylaw
Failure of pandas to mate blamed on "high costs of childcare for middle earners" 0
quango 06.04.12 8:52am
quango
Google's 'augmented glasses' could bring artificial intelligence to idiots

Google's latest gadget, a pair of 'virtual reality' glasses that can identify objects in the real world, could help a cretin relate to the man in the street, according to experts. The glasses...

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06.04.12 8:34am
dvo4fun
Slimmer's World's calorie points system proves biblical statement.

The dieting company claims that the eating of hot cross buns and chocolate eggs proves Jesus died for our 'Sins'...

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alanthetortoise 06.04.12 8:10am
alanthetortoise
Ozone layer damage linked to excessive use of hair spray in 80s 1
Dumbnews 06.04.12 7:36am
Tomfinger
London crematorium prepares to turn furnace up to 11 2
button 06.04.12 7:07am
button
Travel agent to start asking about your next haircut

A travel agent in Reading has left customers confused by their new approach to customer services, killing the quiet moments by asking inane questions. ‘The Salon Method’ as it has become known...

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Perks 06.04.12 6:18am
Facebook to rename "Friends" to "Enemy of your Enemy" 0
Dumbnews 06.04.12 1:24am
Dumbnews
So, Met PC not being so PC says Met

more later Right, got my hat anyone seen my coat?...

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dvo4fun 05.04.12 11:39pm
dvo4fun
Defenestration of Prague more costly than expected due to several bounced Czechs 5
Smart Alex 05.04.12 10:05pm
RickH
Hoseasons re-branded Asons, offering holidays using water

whilst offering a unique break...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:47pm
Laughingstock
La Senza ban panti-hose for the summer

because we didn't think it was appropriate to have stock on display in case of a fine...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:39pm
Laughingstock
Hozelock immobilised until the Autumn...

according to a statement they issued today...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:37pm
Laughingstock
Replacement bus service in operation between stations 7 and 8 of the cross

churchgoers warned...

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button 05.04.12 8:58pm
button
Sky News man faces sacking, loses backing over kayaking hacking. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 05.04.12 8:38pm
button
Old woman gives money back

In York today there is news that a Maundy tradition was fulfilled when a woman of German descent gave back some money she'd had siphoned her way back to some of the people who'd had it taken. She was...

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Yorkist 05.04.12 7:47pm
Yorkist
Author believes writer's block could ....eh....er....um....... 0
weematt 05.04.12 6:02pm
weematt
Tesco/NHS cancer checkout experiment hits problems

Tesco and the NHS are piloting a scheme that allows customers to check themselves for cancer at new 'Check Yourself Out' checkouts., Tesco Head of New Ideas, Alex Fleming, said “The idea came from...

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weematt 05.04.12 5:29pm
weematt
Tories To Break The Link With Lib-Dems At Next Election.......

.And cosy up with the new 'Metal Trade Party' Suits you Cammy...

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Jesse Bigg 05.04.12 4:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Does beauty pain give you the balls off?

Ooh, look at you there! You are [url=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41393000/jpg/_41393306_ap_coffin203.jpg]cryed on the outside[/url]. Whit woozers,...

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youbuyitnow 05.04.12 4:36pm
weematt
Top Shelf Scientists Prove Samantha Brick "Impassable Obstacle to Masturbation" 0
thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:55pm
thisisall1word
Samantha Brick in shock ugly makeover series 0
DiY 05.04.12 3:47pm
DiY
James Murdoch Announces He Is To Step Down From Next Two NewsCorp Positions

James Murdoch announced that he would be standing down from the chairmanship of BSkyB and also took the oppurtunity to announce he would also be standing down from whichever the next two positions he...

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thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:45pm
DiY