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Queens new 'do'

Breaking news today as Buckingham Palace announce that Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth is to have a radical new hairstyle to celebrate her 60th Anniversary on the Throne. Celebrity hair-stylist...

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Marko 06.02.12 2:01pm
Marko
Greece set for the Valentines day Moussaka with Feb 14th chosen as debt deadline 0
Iamthestig 06.02.12 1:58pm
Iamthestig
Outed ex pro Robbie Savage calls for tolerance of football's thespians

Footballing macho man Robbie Savage gave 110 per cent every game and never shirked a challenge. He faced down some of the game's hardest men, stood up to Alex Ferguson and even took Stuart Pearce out...

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ronseal 06.02.12 1:53pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Heavy artillery fire in Homs, just a tribute to the Queen claims Assad 0
medici2471 06.02.12 1:51pm
medici2471
BBC executives surprised at ‘Dancing on Snow’ flop

Scheduling executives this morning have admitted their dismay at the failure of the new ‘Dancing on Snow’ show. The show was intended as a contender to ITV’s ‘Dancing on Ice’ – which was...

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kimllfixit 06.02.12 1:28pm
kimllfixit
Boost for John Bull as Bristol launches its own bank notes 0
medici2471 06.02.12 1:04pm
medici2471
EC bureaucrats pass legislation outlawing almost all ways to skin a cat

From March 1st there will be one preferred way and an alternative way which is acceptable under Islamic Law. All remaining ways to skin a cat are banned, as is the popular saying. Richard Littlejohn...

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grottymonty 06.02.12 12:51pm
grottymonty
Puppets in drug fuelled orgy - Bill and Ben took Weed in bedroom 0
Marko 06.02.12 12:44pm
Marko
Rare video of Adrian Chiles saying something interesting is a You Tube hit 0
Marko 06.02.12 12:39pm
Marko
Consumer watchdog: "Cupcakes are just fairy cakes." 0
hughesroland 06.02.12 12:31pm
hughesroland
Pensioner's coffee morning will kick-start economy says Treasury

A coffee morning organized by a Bristol pensioner could be the key to kick-starting Britain's economic recovery according to Treasury officials. Bill Ramsden, a seventy-year-old Keynesian retired...

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roybland 06.02.12 12:29pm
roybland
Doncaster vanishes

After three years, Google Earth has finally been updated, and as well as removing Atlantis from its maps, has also eradicated the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster., The recent moves promise users a...

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Marko 06.02.12 12:14pm
Marko
Gay beekeeper comes out in hives. 4
Stan 06.02.12 11:44am
cinquecento
Emotive end to FA meeting with Capello on table crying "O Captain! My Captain!" 0
charlies_hat 06.02.12 11:03am
charlies_hat
Royal Mail to issue Diamond Jubilee stamps featuring Queen's image. More soon.

Well, that's it actually...

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Mary Evans 06.02.12 10:50am
Sinnick
'One funny little trick for a flatter stomach' finally revealed...

http://bit.ly/more_soon...

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Skylarking 06.02.12 10:49am
dvo4fun
David Milliband: ”I’ll keep a low profile

just not as low as my brother’s"...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.02.12 10:48am
dvo4fun
Snow Patrol face calls for zero performance bonus amid traffic chaos 0
cinquecento 06.02.12 10:36am
cinquecento
DFS launch range of attractive, solidly-built furniture...

(not in sale)...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.02.12 9:14am
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Man charged with Substance abuse after breaking best of New Order 2 cd set

Confusion!!!...

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virtuallywill 06.02.12 9:13am
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Newsbiscuit Special Supplement: So what Exactly is this 'Snow'

Meteorologists didn't see it coming. Weathermen deny it. Transport planners are baffled by it. Drivers live in fear of it. Until yesterday, nobody had heard of it. It's called Snow. But, amazingly,...

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ronseal 06.02.12 8:27am
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NHS drugs costs soar. Health bosses urge Doctors to be less prescriptive 0
dvo4fun 06.02.12 8:23am
dvo4fun
Search on for Man who bought a non sale item at DFS

Staff at DFS Wiltshire were stunned today when a sixty year old man walked into their store and bought a chair which was not on sale. The staff were busy taking down some signs on Monday and...

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Rabi 06.02.12 5:25am
Rabi
Miliband Parachutes Into Congo To Save NHS

After it was reported that the NHS was kidnapped during a recent holiday, the Labour Leader has made it his mission to rescue it. Miliband said, “The NHS is in danger that much we know. Suggesting...

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Hooch 05.02.12 10:44pm
FlashArry
Alex Salmond irate that an 85% UK Govt Bank sponsors the Scottish rugby team

"It's an obvious case of Uk interventionism, an a blatant attempt to scupper the referrendum for independence" said Mr Salmond at Murrayfield yesterday. "The English government obviously pressured...

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simonjmr 05.02.12 10:36pm
FlashArry
Grateful nation thanks the Queen for keeping Prince Chakes off the throne

Plans to honour the Queen's sixty-year achievement of keeping Prince Charles from becoming monarch are well underway according to organizers of the Diamond Jubilee anniversary celebrations. 'She's a...

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roybland 05.02.12 8:05pm
Skylarking
World computer meltdown predicted for 29 February 0
roybland 05.02.12 7:15pm
roybland
Police hunt for “white clad Parson Brown” in sham marriages mystery.

An enigmatic figure claiming to be a Church of England Minister is the subject of an extensive rural search after allegedly pressuring a young couple to undergo a marriage ceremony of questionable...

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nickb 05.02.12 5:47pm
nickb
Mates of man charged with perverting the course of justice say he's a great guy

A man charge with perverting the course of justice is one of the finest men to walk this earth according to his mates and ex-work colleagues. 'He's my best friend,' said one of the man's mates, 'and...

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roybland 05.02.12 5:18pm
dvo4fun
Laser nose surgeon denies being the “bogeyman” of new medical procedures

For years, Laser eye surgery has been a medical fact of life. Simple, effective, routine and instant. Dr Gary Spring is a pioneer who has earned millions from its widespread use . But yesterday he...

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nickb 05.02.12 5:11pm
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