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UK “Blue Sky” think-tank suggests security savings. 0
hero2zero 3 years

Fairy Dust, the West Country “Blue Sky” think-tank have recommended savings of Millions on ex Prime Minister Tony Blair’s security costs. A spokesman said, “Putting him under house-arrest...

Unpopular bigot 'unwelcome at palace' after abject failure as Labour leader 1
QorbeQ 3 years
Cameron and Clegg: Our vocabulary malfunction hell 1
simonjmr 3 years
UN announces worlds' problems to be solved by meditation 0
Dumbnews 3 years

If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change...

'Moat's evil influence made me do it' claims bestial transvestite 2
sauce 3 years
Tesco plugs oil spill with store 0
mr_lizard13 3 years

Supermarket behemoth Tesco has inadvertently solved the BP oil crisis by building a store over the ruptured well. The new outlet, the latest in Tesco's seabed store concept, has brought timely good...

Former school boy drug taker calls for formation of ‘High Society’ 0
Ian Searle 3 years

High Society is a remake of the hugely unpopular production, The Thatcher Years A spoiled Eton School boy, is arranging for his party’s return to government when things are upset by the arrival of...

Man strangled in dental tape accident. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

Colgate informs widow "We are sorry for our floss."...

Mel Gibson's private pain: I thought she loved me for my liberalism! 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Russell Brand admits to feeling "hot and cold" about upcoming nuptials. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Palace defends racist's attendance at garden party - 'Prince Philip lives here!' 0
ianslat 3 years
Cowell to sue everyone who didn’t apply to BGT for his potential loss of earning 1
Ian Searle 3 years

A spokesperson for his company also said, "Simon may also extend the claim to everyone who watched the show, but failed to phone in and vote, and even people who didn’t watch the show." They...

Nick Griffin to attend Royal Garden Party - cleaning up after the corgies. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Well, they had to invite someone for Phillip to talk to...

Channel Five set to become 'porn again' broadcaster. 8
Ian Searle 3 years

Plenty of 'top shelf' programming...

Evidence of Neolithic big bad wolf, grows near Henge site. 1
Erlang 3 years

Discovery of third henge alarms local children. A third henge possibly made of straw or grass alongside the previously surveyed wood and stone henges, would seems to confirm that a large carnivorous...

Simplistic i-before-e rule 'weirdly deficient' says foreign linguist 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Anagramologists reveal the Blasted Airbag hidden within Lockerbie Bomber! 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

CIA Anagramologists have proven the existence of a conspiracy between the Libyan Government and Peoples Freedom Movement of Libya by proving that with the name of recently released Lockerbie Bomber -...

Tory PM admits: " fell asleep between the Peace in Our Time bit and the Dresden 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Thingy. Sorry chaps: better luck next time." Much more quite soon...

Russell Brand and Katy Perry to take time out from rutting to try other things 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Celebrity couple Russell Brand and Katy Perry, who were swept to stardom after their constant rutting, have announced they are to try some other things. Their agent Katy McGraw said, “Russ is...

Married birdwatching couple to divorce after getting seven year twitch. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Libyan spy tells the truth about the Mockerdie bomber , 0
arrghgarry 3 years

or big Ali as he liked to be known ,actually died to the exact day that the Doctors had predicted ,in his will he had wanted the world outside his 3 storey tent to believe he was still alive so as to...

Portrayal of same sex relationships in youth TV is 'like, so gay' say Stonewall 0
Skylarking 3 years
Mel Gibson gets in touch with his feminine side - with a straight jab and a hook 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Mel Gibson, the screen idol who liberated Scotland, has got in touch with his feminine side for his latest role - and punched her lights out...

Raoul Moat had grudge after policeman threatened to 'fill him in' 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Consternation as Barry Scott appointed UK sexual health Czar 2
jp1885 3 years

Following news that Durex condoms is set to be sold to the makers of Cillit Bang, government health officials have announced that Barry Scott, frontman for the popular cleaning product, has been...

Lockerbie hacks into Pentagon but can't be prosecuted unless he goes fox hunting 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

., Lockerbie Bomber, Set free, Living life of luxury, Funded by tax payers, Outraged pensioners, Once great nation, Human rights, Political correctness, Gone mad, Only prosecuted if he goes...

David Cameron salutes Hollywood heroes. 0
Erlang 3 years

The Prime Minister today acknowledged that Hollywood had finally corrected the somewhat vague and misty area of British history in the period 1939 to December 1941. For many years the widely held...

Scottish doctors give Alex Salmon 82 years to live, and possibly more soon. OMG. 1
Griffin 3 years
Scottish coroner hopeful of finding traces of life in Ceausescu's exhumed body 0
simonjmr 3 years
Water company hires Edinburgh vandals to enforce hose pipe ban in NW England 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years