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Benylin, Vicks and Lockets to sponsor the 2022 world Cup in Qatar. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Catarrh sufferers ecstatic to be awarded 2022 World Gobbing Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Horse's head in a bed swings World Cup to Russia 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
'Russian Dolls are Full of Themselves' Claim England WAGs 1
De-scribe 3 years
"Where was James Blunt this time?" frustrated England World Cup Team exclaim. 2
bonjonelson 3 years

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Football came home, but just for a shit, shave and shower. Next stop, Moscow... 1
Doylem 3 years
Nick Clegg - "I told them they should have let me help" 0
MC One R 3 years
Russian envelope wins the bid 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
LATEST: David Beckham tells Fifa: 'Our dream is to stage a World Cup 2
DiY 3 years

that benefits billions to Joseph S. Blatter and his chums...

They'll be Cossack dancing in the streets of Nizhny Novgorod tonight... 0
MC One R 3 years
FIFA officials secretly filmed loading beetroot and vodka into car. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Qatar Is Ready To Host World Cup 2022. All That's Missing Is U 0
IABP 3 years
Qatar awarded 2022 World Cup. Letter ‘U’ “gutted”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Qatar awarded 2022 World Cup. Sales of atlases soar... 0
Doylem 3 years
"Only Drive if Your Journey is Absolutely Essential" says BBC Radio 1 Presenter 3
De-scribe 3 years
World Cup awarded to Ann Widdecombe and Anton du Beke 4
Phlegm 3 years
Delegates Change Mind And Pick England After Intervention From Nick Clegg 0
IABP 3 years
Dynamo Kyiv to recharge 2018 World Cup batteries. 0
DiY 3 years
Putins threat of all out nuclear war wins the 2018 World Cup bid for Russia 0
DiY 3 years
Russia wins the right to host World War III - North Korea came close second. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Football Not Coming Home, Staying at Friends Tonight and Getting Pissed on Vodka 0
De-scribe 3 years
"Unique corruption opportunities" underline Russia's successful World Cup Bid 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Rejoicing in Scotland as England DON'T get World Cup. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More national bickering soon...

Mute traveller 'goes without saying'. 5
Zadok the second 3 years
Scotland not yet grim enough for assisted suicide, says parliament. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

Use traditional method of pies and alcohol, advise doctors...

Wikileaks to release secrets of how snow plough driver gets to work. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Snow plough driver refuses to let on how he gets to work. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Fifa have awarded the 2018 World Cup to David Beckham 0
Rootin Tootin 3 years

Following his Oscar winning performance at the presentations, Fifa have awarded the World Cup to David Beckham. The matches will be played on specially built pitches in the grounds of Sir David...

Holland to host 2018 World Cup. Sepp Blatter seen wearing gold clogs. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
FI-FA Foe Fum 0
MADJEZ 3 years

I smell the bid of an Englishman., Be it 'live, or be it dead,, I'll take the one offering the most bread...