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Physiotherapist claims a massage after marothon is sport relief.. 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 10:27am
wilkieone
Man runs out of 0
Al OPecia 24.03.12 10:16am
Al OPecia
Egham twins with Beckenham 0
nickb 24.03.12 9:28am
nickb
Osborne tells PM he Knows nothing about budgies.. 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:27am
wilkieone
Vanessa Feltz named as new Obesity Tsar... 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:26am
wilkieone
Coming soon.. Blankety Blank. The Movie! 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:24am
wilkieone
David Cameron unveils plan to privatise government

The prime minister suggests allowing sovereign wealth funds to be allowed to lease acts in England. These so called third parties could be set a series of targets. If the companies meet these targets...

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Hugh Nose 24.03.12 7:00am
Hugh Nose
Pension Pickpocket Osborne "disowned" by parents following Wednesday's budget

Following the budget on Wednesday, Sir Peter Osborne, father of Britain's most hated man held a press conference stated "I have no son". The budget which cut tax breaks for pensioners with savings...

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frustratedpoet 24.03.12 6:06am
frustratedpoet
Hard drug dalers applaud effectivness of "hidden door" availability policy

For the first time in history Britain's drug dealers are losing money after extending the government's "tobacco hiding" policy to cover the sale of hard drugs such as heroin and cocaine. "When I woz...

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antharrison 24.03.12 5:42am
Golgo13
God finds Richard Dawkins

The Almighty today announced He has lost faith in religion and was instead “leaning more towards the teachings of Dawkins every day”. The Supreme Being admitted he became “consumed with...

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grumblechops 24.03.12 2:01am
grumblechops
Sport Relief raises millions so children won't grow up talking like John Bishop. 0
MADJEZ 24.03.12 12:03am
MADJEZ
Motherfuckers looking forward to Sunday 28
roybland 23.03.12 9:26pm
nickb
Embarrassment as ‘two world wars and one world cup’

played for English shooting team at Kuwait event. More soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 23.03.12 8:42pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Queen opens new hospitals faster than Andrew Lansley can close them. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.03.12 8:17pm
dominic_mcg
Chocaholics warned over strength of cocoadamol. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.03.12 8:15pm
dominic_mcg
"Russian banker" is not rhyming slang, says Eastend gang leader. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.03.12 8:13pm
dominic_mcg
Domino manufactures to receive spot checks

tappin' later...

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virtuallywill 23.03.12 8:11pm
virtuallywill
Olympic hopeful Mr Strong tests positive for anabolic steroids 0
Print Squirrel 23.03.12 6:58pm
Print Squirrel
Scot's History Tapestry ends in affray. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 23.03.12 5:42pm
JETFAB
Confidential Data Loss As Isle of Wight Councillor Leaves Rollerdeck In Teashop

The personal details of hundreds of Isle of Wight inhabitants have been lost in a massive security blunder when a councillor left his rollerdeck in a Shanklin teashop. It’s feared the security...

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UnoEye 23.03.12 4:52pm
UnoEye
Kazakh gold medallist is played Borat anthem in Kuwait

Kazakhstan's shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one. The team's...

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Boutros 23.03.12 4:48pm
Boutros
Titanic sinking revealed as NASA hoax

might try this as a full story, but going to be very busy tomorrow...

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Immunis 23.03.12 4:48pm
Immunis
Invisible Man wanted in connection with brutal assault on mime artist

"It was the best performance we've ever seen!" said one onlooker...

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grumblechops 23.03.12 4:45pm
grumblechops
Dog walker's relationship with client going to the dogs 0
Dumbnews 23.03.12 4:29pm
Dumbnews
Manicurists reconsider launching Hand Relief charity 4
Duncan Biscuit 23.03.12 4:20pm
beau-jolly
Early George Formby recordings prove he was pioneer rapper "Tu Bob"

An amazing discovery in Rawtenstall Lancashire today by Mrs Sadie Zimmerframe of previously unheard 1930's rap songs by George Formby under the pseudonymn " Tu Bob" . The songs cover a wide range of...

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Scronnyglonkle 23.03.12 1:12pm
Scronnyglonkle
TUC applaud Scottish Tories for launching "Friends of the Union"

. PS See http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-17420673 if this doesn't make sense...

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Mark66 23.03.12 12:47pm
Mark66
Space station astronauts find ‘called but you weren’t in’ note from space truck 1
Duncan Biscuit 23.03.12 12:45pm
Griffin
"John Carter" beaten at box office by "Tulisa's Sex Tape - The Movie" 0
paddyparkinson 23.03.12 12:37pm
paddyparkinson
Lionel Messi highest paid footballer due to "state benefits" 0
paddyparkinson 23.03.12 12:31pm
paddyparkinson