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Accounting error in Whitehall crisp procurement cancels out spending cuts. 1
Mr Brown 3 years

Prawn cocktail surfeit alone equivalent to decommissioning of the Ark Royal. An investigation by accountancy firm J S Robertson has revealed a staggering 13% discrepancy between Whitehall’s...

Tonight's temperature may drop to level of Marks and Spencer food shop 2
ronseal 3 years
Saying 'orange' really slowly sounds like gullible. 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
FIFA Executive to sleep on Boris Johnsons floor during 2012 Olympics 0
TerribleTim 3 years

Mayor of London Boris Johnson has hit back at FIFA officials following their rejection of England's World Cup bid by withdrawing the offer of a free stay at the Dorchester Hotel during the 2012...

Psychological analysis of dogs reveals many are assholes 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Weather Latest: T-shirt sold in Newcastle. 6
malgor 3 years
Spain has just opened the largest house of prostitution in the world beating 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

out the American Congress and a hell of a lot God damn cheaper...

School curriculum recognises English (Corporate) Literature in language lessons 0
ronseal 3 years

English Corporate Literature has finally become part of the schools curriculum, as the ability to write a thousand words, without saying anything to which you could be held accountable, becomes an...

Redknapp "in the frame" for England job. "I wasn't there", claims Harry. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
MP's female Russian spy arrested for not "being as sexy as Anna Chapman" say MI5 0
thackaray 3 years
Led Zeppelin collaborates with AC/DC on rock duet, "Highway to Heaven" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Turkish Cypriot former Polly Peck tycoon "at all time low". More soon. 5
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
MP claims he was 'only renting' Russian assistant. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

"It's cheaper for the taxpayer" said LibDem...

Portsmouth MP Hancock probably did it deliberately to get his f***ing face on TV 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Locals agree. A lot more from the publicity seeking tosser soon...

MP Claims Employing Russian National was 'Within the Rules' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The Govt is to give MPs assistants a 'spying amnesty' for any that freely admit they are employees of foreign states...

MP’s plan to get 2018 World Cup tickets under threat 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cable revealing tensions in Coalition ‘nothing to do with us’ says Wikileaks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Screw-up leaves Larkin poem unpublished for years 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rosa Klebb 'Not Spy' Wails Infatuated MP 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The MP now plans to replace his russian assistant with a student, an attractive chinese national, he happened to meet on the train. 'We got chatting it is was like we were 'soul mates'. MP denies...

Lib Dem Denies being Naive 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'I got an email from some guy in Nigeria who said i had won a lot of money and if i sent £100,000 i would get a million in return. What is the world coming to if you can't trust what people say'...

Rosa Klebb 'Has Done Nothing Wrong' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Middle Aged MP refuses to accept he has been thinking with his trousers rather than about national security...

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Gerontius 3 years

The ticker was rubbish so it was taken away., Apolgies to English language for any offence...

MI5 just Woken Up to Fact Defence Committee MP Assistant is a Russian 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

' I can tell you we were spooked . Goodness knows what trojan, spyware, password crackers and self destruct stuff he's spread around government' BBC Drama Spooks returns in the Spring...

Pop star, Haddaway, finds answer to "What is Love" on Google 2
Dumbnews 3 years
MP also says she is merely 'young'. 0
Ostsee 3 years
MP denies that beautiful, young Russian spy is an 'assistant'. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Mince pies 'Homophobic' claim gay activists. 27
surdoux 3 years

In a press release today, gay activists were adamant that mince pies were an affront to our sexuality 'These pies blatently discrimate aginst all gay people, and should be removed from the shelves...

Students pledge to vote LibDem when they qualify 1
Sinnick 3 years
Government crackdown on illegal down loads... 0
Dexter 3 years

'in future, feather smugglers will have their lorries impounded', said a Home Office spokesman...

Middle finger length determines severity of 'Up yours' gesture 0
antharrison 3 years

Scientists have discovered that people with particularly long middle fingers are capable of increasing the severity of the traditional gesture of 'Up yours' to 'Fuck you, you lying twat'. The...