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Wikimugs reveals shock that people say different things in private 0
Des Custard 3 years

Internet website Wikimugs crashed this morning after publishing the name of every sucker outraged by the news that other people say different things in private and in public. Founder Jane Ratzen...

Picasso Electrician also "does a nice line in Ecclestone jewellery" 0
danhall 3 years

more soon....

Latest Harry Potter film increases number of middle aged freaks to a new level 0
MC One R 3 years

A new study shows that following the release of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the UK has more creepy middle-aged weirdos than previously thought. "It seems that the country is full of...

FIFA alleges bribery in compilation of BBC Sports Personality of the Year list 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Conversation at ‘The Duke of York’ was rude and foul-mouthed says US diplomat 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Word shortage forces government to ration old people's snow descriptions 0
MC One R 3 years

Constant coverage of the weather has forced the government to ration old people giving descriptions of the snow. Phrases such as "cold snap", "eeh it's bitter", and "not as bad as 1963/1947" will be...

BA call centre ‘terrorist’ raised suspicions by answering quickly and helpfully 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sepp Blatter 'astounded' at corruption allegations. Hopefully more soon. 1
Griffin 3 years
Government spokesman advises public to avoid travelling to North East England. 0
MC One R 3 years

In other news, more snow on the way...

1985 Toyota Pickup is a pile of shit, claims controversial report by Rikkor 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Boston based intellectual research group Rikkor has released a damning condemnation of the 1985 Toyota Pickup. etc...

FIFA executives now realise that South Korea is the best bid for the World Cup 0
MC One R 3 years

"A lot of countries will be "based" in Korea by 2022 anyway. They may as well have a game of footie."...

Jose Mourinho celebrates another tactical victory 0
MC One R 3 years

"Those Barcelona losers are no match for The Chosen One. I just tell it like it is"...

20% of studies condradict each other, reveals new study 3
Golgo13 3 years
80% of studies contradict each other, reveals new study 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Sources say the 2011 LibDem conference is already a "sell out" 0
MC One R 3 years
Wikileeks 'Tasteless' claims Welsh Farmer's Union 0
surdoux 3 years

In a press release today, Taffy Jones, spokesman for the Welsh Farmer's Union said 'I don't know what all the fuss is about. Welsh leeks have been good enough for centuries, we don't need anything...

Aung San Suu Kyi declares first priority wll be to get an iPhone 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Russia's Panoromska Investigatich Alleges FIFA Officials 'Wise, Strong & Humble' 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Kim Jong Ill to play leading role in Call of Duty 3 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Accountant rescued from beneath mountain of paperwork 3
malgor 3 years

A tense rescue operation came to a happy conclusion in an office block in Slough Monday lunchtime, when Godfrey Collinsworth, 56, was pulled free from beneath the ‘biggest pile of paperwork you...

Hillary Clinton describes him a nasty untrustworthy dangerous sneaky 0
arrghgarry 3 years

person and Julian Assange is nearly as bad...

After kabuki actor attacked in Tokyo police accuse him of overacting. 2
arrghgarry 3 years
American fury at Wikileaks revelation that George W Bush asked ... 4
Bismarck 3 years

if Batman could find Saddam...

Farmers blame Badgers for bad weather, 0
Bismarck 3 years

The National farmers union today issued a statement that nobody should be surprised at the bad weather and "they had told us so". They were of course referring to their earlier call to eradicate...

Osborne's 'on track' recovery ruined by bad weather. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Any excuse will do...

Student Fees protesters warned to end sit-ins or they will be charged rent.... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

which can be added to their student loans...

gaga publishes twitter suicide video on youtube 1
4ty2 3 years

kissing twitter goodbye until $1mio are raised for aids charity. pictures showing her looking like raw meat raise hopes that she turned herself inside out and succeeded. campaign started to donate...

Wayne Rooney tells Joan Rivers he "dosen`t do funny". 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Observational comedian goes to shops, nothing happens, murders satire 4
Midnight Dreary 3 years

Observational comedian Ron Normal went for a walk to the shops yesterday - just like in real life, ha ha! On the way, he saw some some people driving their cars badly - just like they really do! He...

Fifa changes name to "FeeFor". More soon, please. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years