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Warring parents fail to agree terms for sex talk with teenage son 20
allmyownstunts 4 years

Talks reached deadlock between Cirencester couple Leonard and Susanne Davis, parents of seventeen year old Gus, over the line to take when they eventually pluck up courage to have the sex talk with...

Moussa Koussa to star as baddie in Usual Suspects remake 0
Basil_B 4 years
"Rangers could go bust" smiles Celtic chairman 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Sarkozy Gifts Lavish, Central Parisian Love-Nest to Kate and Wills, 1
4 years

Known As 'The Royal Amourie'...

Oil price apocalypse: ‘bring it on’ say would-be road warriors 2
jp1885 4 years

While the ever-rising price of oil, caused in part by unrest in the Middle East, is hurting the pockets of families and businesses alike, there is one group that welcomes the inevitable economic...

New Ford Mobility Scooter twangs knicker elastic at twenty yards, says Clarkson 0
ronseal 4 years

Top Gear producers have decided on a mature focus for the programme, more in tune with the age of its presenters. GOT TO CYCLE TO RICHMOND NOW MORE LATER...

4 years
Welsh farm vets get go-ahead to issue free morning-after pill 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Stobart obeys Highway Code by refusing to go above 56 3
charlies_hat 4 years
Red flags for cars back on Isle of Wight roads after new funding found 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
France refuses to accept M&S back or to give a refund 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
FA crackdown on behaviour ‘obvious April Fool’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Daily Mail "embraces multicultural Britain" 0
Scroat 4 years

For today at least...

Privatised prisons to be re-branded Screws 'R' Us 0
Scroat 4 years

Dartmoor soon...

Laurent Gbagbo "not to be confused with Bilbo Baggins" warns Foreign Office 0
Scroat 4 years
Hess Suite prepared at Spandau guest facility, Moussa claims booking mixup. 0
Erlang 4 years

More rooms required later?...

Somebody you’ve never heard of declines to go somewhere you’ve never been 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Chelsea plan surprise swoop for Moussa Koussa 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Moussa Koussa ‘feeling a bit peaky’ after refusal of immunity 0
jp1885 4 years
iSlates to be given to every Isle of Wight secondary school child 7
Manifestations of Baboonery 4 years

I'm thinking of working this up into a full sub. Worth pursuing?, [i]Slate of the art[/i] Steve Beynon, Strategic Director of Children...

New welfare plans leave Jeremy Kyle worried 0
dannyboy206 4 years

Jeremy Kyle is fearing for his future as the front for "chav-TV" amid government welfare plans to get the unemployed into work...

'Moon On A Stick, My Arse!' Says Martin Shuttlecock 0
Martin Shuttlecock 4 years

Failed satirist, Martin Shuttlecock, currently of no fixed abode, today heaped scorn on David Cameron's "perfectly clear" yet somewhat obfusticated announcement that he would deliver the British...

Chinese physicist discovers plasma TV 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Mathematician wins beauty contest for looking good on paper 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Petrel sales fall as motorists tern to alternative henergy sources... 10
be reasonable 4 years

moorhen soon., Yep, back on the bird puns...

Scientists prove conclusively that letter G is unlucky for fast food chains. 2
deskpilot3 4 years

Which explains "I'm lovin' it" and "Finger lickin' good"...

Punctuality reputation tarnished with "The Late" Stobart livery refresh 3
QorbeQ 4 years
Irish economy close to collapse after no pot of gold found at end of rainbow 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Gaddaffi's regime crumbles... 1
be reasonable 4 years

not as good as Aunt Bessie's apple crumbles...

Eddie Stobart resting on hard shoulder in wooden layby 0
ronseal 4 years