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Serious Crime Squad placed on high alert for Rebekah Brooks' next holiday 0
Chip Paper 4 years
Yorkshire Tourism Confirms All Attractions Open, With NoWt Closing This Sunday 3
mugwump 4 years
Archbishop Williams orders all Anglican bells to rung in celebration this Sunday 3
JohnA 4 years

"It truly is an answer to all of our prayers", said an exultant Dr Williams, "let no man say that God does not exist when He looks after his beloved flock in this way"...

"The sky is the limit", says Sarah Palin on news of NASA's rocket launch 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Marriage Ref panel takes 'Slightly too long to answer' on necrophilia dilemma 0
antharrison 4 years
Betty Ford finally beats breathing addiction 3
beau-jolly 4 years
OED rules that everything is now officially gay 8
Oxbridge 4 years

Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from...

NOTW final edition proves so popular Murdoch decides to print again next week. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (7/8 edition) 7
SugarTits69 4 years

My apologies again for the large gap between my posts. I developed an RSI during Wimbledon and took some time off. Regular readers might recall that my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko and I...

250 innocent journalists rescued from Wapping Hell Hole 2
ronseal 4 years

Today, The Newsbiscuit of the World can reveal how 250 innocent journalists were enslaved by a seedy MR Big called Rupert, who employed them to write showbiz stories, sports reports and gardening...

Further space exploration hindered by its astronomical cost 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Cameron Makes U-Turn On Breakfast Order 0
Captain Emyr 4 years
ROYAL SWEET: CATHERINE GETS LA'ED IN BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL ROMP 0
rikkor 4 years
SEEDY MR BIG'S MERCY DASH TO SORDID RED HEAD ENDS IN HORROR CRASH. 1
Al OPecia 4 years

.. There you go Ron...

Further Beko recall as ovens freeze over. 0
tl72uk 4 years
Pet shop fire caused by stick insects having sex. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 4 years
Furious madames pull their ads from BT phone boxes over unbundling scandal 1
ronseal 4 years
Cautious welcome from vegetarians for compulsory bacon donor cards 13
4 years

Proposals for the introduction of compulsory bacon donor cards have provoked a mixed reaction. The scheme was dreamt up so that pigs that die from natural causes can donate their bacon to desperate...

Planking almost as popular as wanking 1
Christopher Frost 4 years
South African government deny any involvement in Beko issue 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Horn of Africa appeal to be sponsored by Viagra 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

and SugarTits69's postings on NewsBiscuit...

Private Eye stops taking adverts from News International. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Murdoch flies in to not take charge. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Murdoch concerned Newsbiscuit too close to the truth to replace NoW. 0
Steve Wilson 4 years
David Cameron takes full responsibility for "being totally clueless". More soon 1
Al OPecia 4 years
Shame-faced parents admit friends who warned about kids were right all along 3
FraserWords 4 years

Shame-faced parents George and Becky Smethurst today admitted that close friends who’d given them dire warnings about having children had been right all along., A tearful Mrs Smethurst said the...

Daily Prophet closure due to Hex 0
thesnug 4 years

The closure of the Daily Prophet was announced today, following allegations that a rogue reporter used an illegal hex. Many people feel sympathy for the staff of The Daily Prophet, most of whom have...

Face of Christ Spotted in Rebekah Brookes Hair... 0
mugwump 4 years
Savile Row fears decline in demand for Gieves and Hawkes stab vests 0
4 years
Porn addicts told to 'get a grip on themselves' 3
Christopher Frost 4 years