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New Earth-Like Planet May be Missing Balloonists Flying in Front of Telescope 0
IABP 3 years

say astronomers...

Atheist extremists claim victory for dividing another city 0
Sinnick 3 years

"Today it's Ayodhya, tomorrow Milton Keynes" claimed Richard Dawkins, who masterminded the religious division of other great cities such as Jerusalem, Belfast and Bradford. "Soon, I will incite...

UK armed forces 'boldly going' with new Trek inspired uniforms 1
jp1885 3 years

Following complaints that the UK's armed forces are not properly equipped for modern warfare; the Home Office has today revealed the ongoing rollout of more contemporary uniform and weaponry...

Athiest Anger as 23rd Unholiest Site Ayodhya is Split between Muslims & Hindus 0
IABP 3 years
David Miliband to be privatised. 0
euankitson 3 years
Curse of Some Like It Hot Film Strikes Again as Third Major Star Dies 0
IABP 3 years

The curse associated with the film 'Some Like it Hot' has claimed its third major victim this morning. Tony Curtis passed away suddenly aged 85 years young. This comes hot on the heels of the deaths...

David Miliband will be broken up and sold as scrap, announces Labour leader 0
JayGee 3 years
UK Student Jumps off Humber Bridge after Roommate Secretly Films Him Studying 0
IABP 3 years

and streams it live on the internet...

BT plans biggest fibre rollout 0
riesler 3 years

for their most regular customers?...

Some like it hot star dies - may go to hell claims scorned lover 0
simonjmr 3 years
N Korean anger as Kim Jong Un plans surprise gap year 1
Gary Stanton 3 years

Widely regarded as Kim Jong Ill’s successor, Kim Jong Un has prompted a crisis on the Korean peninsula by announcing that he plans to take a gap year at a pivotal time for the Communist...

Parisians cheer home first non-doped competitor to finish 2010 Tour de France 2
Des Custard 3 years
'I Thought You Were Dead Already' Website Launched Today 19
IABP 3 years

A new website 'ithoughtyouweredeadalready.com' is to be launched today. It will have the names of famous people you thought had long died but who are in fact still breathing somewhere on the planet....

First Earth-like planet discovered in constellation Libra 0
Sinnick 3 years

Ever wondered why aliens don't contact us ?...

Isle of Wight hails new futuristic series The Flintstones 0
ianslat 3 years
Tour de France continues with annual tradition 0
riesler 3 years

as winner is accused of doping...

Arctic Land Grab Nations Disappointed By Lack of Actual Land 0
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

“It’s all ice! And under the ice? Nothing. Just water!” said Vladimir Putin at a press conference yesterday. The visibly shocked Russian Prime Minister continued, “Why didn’t anybody...

Fox savages young government while it sleeps. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

"My door is always open," says David cameron...

"I'm still here" says Milliband sparking rumours of a Casey Affleck documentary 0
jm 3 years
Storms forecast for October 0
euanc 3 years

Andrew Marr advised to stay indoors as gales are forecast for the first week of October...

7000 complaints a day lodged against banks... 0
be reasonable 3 years

'That's 7000 more than we care about', say banks...

Fashion Writer ostracised for writing something that actually made sense. 0
afternoonslow 3 years

It was just before full-moon on a chilly September night in Paris when Suzy Menkes, the International Herald Tribune's influential fashion editor, realised the full horror of her situation., The day...

David miliband to accept Camerons offer to coalesce with the coalition 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Blackpool renamed 'Blackpo0.1' in bid to become Britain's first decimal place 5
dicky37 3 years

[More metric mirth soon]...

UB40 Claim Musical Spray Lube Oil Award 0
mugwump 3 years
British prostitution facing hard times after announcement of Rooney injury 3
SingingHinny 3 years

Britain’s prostitution industry has been shaken to its knees by the news that an injured Wayne Rooney is expected to be out of action for three weeks. Rooney allegedly used the services of a...

Daily Express reveals newly found letters spell DiaNA 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Israel Palestine Talks 'Keep Covering Same Ground'. More Soon. 4
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

More sooner or later...

Government cut backs finally affect the royals as Queen loses her rolls and has 0
Basil_B 3 years

to carry her own carpet around with her.(check out the link) ...

Modern way to a man's heart 'keyhole incisions between ribs' says top surgeon 2
QorbeQ 3 years