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Russia to take over UK snow preparations. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
'Booze for oil' barter plan for Quatar 2022 0
Scroat 3 years

More backhanders soon...

David Cameron and Prince William filmed buying 20 Cee-Lo Green Albums 0
antharrison 3 years
NewsBiscuit Celebrates One Whole Page of the Same Topic 3
IABP 3 years
Surprise as Russia win the right to hold the world cup 0
dotdash 3 years

There has been wide spread surprise that the Russian bid for host the world cup was successful. A unnamed source from the England bid said “We thought Spain would win it, we never expected a...

TV cameras catch PM chanting - 'you're going home with a fxxcking oligarch' 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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Latest News! Russia to host Royal Wedding. 0
surdoux 3 years
England football team to boycott 2018 World Cup by failing to qualify 3
ianslat 3 years
Putin wasn't in; Has to collect World Cup event from Zurich postage depot 0
thackaray 3 years

Well if you've paid for something you at least want it delivered to your doorstop...

Cameron Legs It Back To Number 10..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.after failing to lick enough FIFA bottoms...

Roman Abramovich buys Fifa. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
UK World Cup bid 2018 - 'They think its all over....it is now!' 2
Milo Shame 3 years

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Russia to get the Oxford - Cambridge boat race in 2011. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
FIFA changes name to FEE-FOR 2
antharrison 3 years
“One World Cup, two World Wars, three lions, forfeit £15m”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Why only two votes? Demands Beckham, we bunged 12 of them. 0
surdoux 3 years
US Armed Forces adopt "Don't Check, Don't Care" policy on hostage rescues. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Vince Cable not sure he would vote for England either. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Met office to divest "BBQ Summer" brand to concentrate on "Big Freeze" 0
rikernumber1 3 years

The Met office have announced today that they are to divest their "BBQ Summer" brand in order to concentrate on their more successful "Big Freeze" product. "It's doing really well" said a Met office...

It gets worse... Even England’s Fifa representative voted for Russia... 0
Doylem 3 years
No World Cup but at least we have freedom of speech, say BBC Panorama twats 0
Des Custard 3 years
England regrets 'not taking the hint' from Eurovision 0
Moggsy 3 years
Saudia Arabia invites US conservatives for its burgeoning abstinence tourism 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Al Qaeda admits responsibility for current UK snowfall. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
RBS cleared of wrongdoing by FSA 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Next The Food standards authority is to investigate Gas prices...

Russia's kitsch winning pitch: "Smaller world cup trophies inside each other" 0
thackaray 3 years
Microsoft announces plans to convert manual typewriters into keyboards 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Ed Miliband - "Another failure for this coalition government" 1
MC One R 3 years

[We have only hosted/won the World Cup when Labour are in power.]...

US Army admits rescuing kidnap victims with grenades is not a good idea. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Russia presented most convincing case: “No World Cup, no oil, no arguments”... 0
Doylem 3 years