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Pan-Arab League slams 'wrong kind of no-fly zone' 0
Bravenewmalden 4 years

More details soon...

Drivers ‘ill-prepared’ for clement weather 9
jp1885 4 years

The mild weather hitting large parts Great Britain over the last couple of months has brought the country to a standstill. Britain's road network has once again ground to a halt, with...

Fish and chip shop protests after being included in no-fry zone 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Does anyone remember the lippy kid who threw the first punch and then hid 3
Ironduke 4 years

behind the bigger boys? What was his name again? Jean-Luc? Pierre? Francois?...

David , a social services problem ? 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

Parents Mary and Allen Johnson were shocked when social workers took their son ,David,into care .The problems started when David started appearing at school with bruises on the forehead ."We did...

Short Frenchman conquers hot wife, "now for middle east" 1
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

A short Frenchman, fresh from the conquest of a hot Italian wife, has gone on to campaign in the middle east this weekend.  'It eez true' said the General, who immediately decided to drop the...

No fly zone resolution only agreed after Gaddafi Comic Relief boycott 1
ianslat 4 years

Last week’s UN agreement to impose a no fly zone over Libya was only, reached after Colonel Gaddafi banned his supporters from taking part in, Comic Relief, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon revealed...

French accuse UK of insensitivity after HMS Trafalgar joins campaign 0
Ironduke 4 years

Summit talks latest:, 'We started it, its our war, and you're not joining in with that sort of attitude' said Sarkozy, 'Ok, we'll send HMS Waterloo. No? HMS Agincourt? HMS Crecy? Look, HMS Hastings...

Al Megrahi pleads with Scottish government about returning to jail... 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Commutable warzone draws excellent turnout from European airforces 4
Ironduke 4 years

Multilingual translation: So, lets get this straight- they've now got no air defence, no airfields, and no aircraft. And if we whizz over to have a pop, we can be back for tea and sandwiches / cafe...

Guardian sacking of poof-reader declared 'un-awful' 0
be reasonable 4 years

by Industrious turbine-hall., Hat-tip to original poster...

Colonel's Union spokesmen Mustard and Sanders: 'Gadaffi Expelled' 1
Ironduke 4 years
Still no sign of an air strike on the London School of Economics - sadly 5
ronseal 4 years
Confusion as Brits hunt Gaddaffi, while US forces seek bloke called Gadhafi 0
ronseal 4 years

The evil mastermind known as The Colonel has eluded the Strike Force by adopting several entirely different forms. The Americans are seeking a god damn commie towel head terrorist, while the British...

'Top ten' extended to 'Top dozen' 0
Ironduke 4 years

after Des and Stan make 12 subs this month. Website converted to dodecahedron to accomodate 12 front pages, and statues comissioned to adorn twin pedestals...

Libyan no-fly zone plans delayed by lack of catchy operational name. 7
bonjonelson 4 years

Western governments have been locked in debate at the UN for over 36 hours trying to come to a consensus over the naming of any possible future no-fly zone in Libya. Delegates are aware that the...

People who say 'on a daily basis' to be waterboarded on a daily basis 6
John Wiltshire 4 years

Under stringent new government regulations, anyone who says they do something 'on a daily basis' or 'on a regular basis' or on an anything else basis is to be waterboarded on a daily basis until they...

ICANN approve new ".cats" domain 1
Andrew 4 years

ICANN, the American internet authority, today authorised the use of a new ".cats" top-level domain name for websites dealing in predominantly feline content, particularly photographs of cats....

Tony '5 times a night man' says Wife 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Tony would declare war five times a night said his wife and then wake up as if nothing had happened...

Bullingdon Club trash Libyan restaurant. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Implement no pie zone...

Nuclear panic subsiding rapidly, experts announced this morning. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years

"Take the Daily Mail", one said. "Two days ago, it was at panic level 5, using phrases like "poison cloud". Yesterday, it had been downgraded to level four with phrases like "radioactive plume". It's...

Gaddaffi latest: only George Galloway's support can sink him now 0
ronseal 4 years
BBC pronunciation unit "close to meltdown" over pronunciation of "Fukushima" 0
Skylarking 4 years

More Soon (with streess on the OO sound)...

Cameron admits he made a mistake, he thought they said attack a Library 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Cash strapped UK to throw 'Tomahawks' at Libya 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Realising the defence budget is at full stretch rather than tomahawk missiles costing £1 million each the UK will adopt a more cost effective method of throwing tomahawks that have been sourced...

Healthy Tourists to be banned from UK 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

In a crackdown the Government are to ban healthy tourists to the uk to spare the feelings of indigenous overweight computer gaming tv watching population. "Its an unnecessary moral burden for the UK...

Cameron Borrows Circus Stilts..... 1
Jesse Bigg 4 years

To try and keep up with big boys France and the U.S. re Libya...

‘University Challenge’ to charge contestants £9,000 each 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Spitfire celebrates 75th anniversary with return to front-line service 1
Ironduke 4 years

and flight deck being fitted to HMS Victory...

US leads attacks on Liberia 1
Sinnick 4 years