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Lybian War: A Matter of Flux Capacitance 0
Joshua Cerri 4 years

[i]-Washington, D.C.[/i] President Obama has released a statement declaring the real motivation behind the US involvement in Libya. Much to the surprise of most Americans, Obama was quoted...

Catholic Church condemns Pope's conversion to Islam 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In a stern statement from the office of the Archbishop of Westminster, the recent conversion of Mr Ian Pope, 45, to Islam has been slammed as misleading and potentially dangerous to deep-faith...

COBRA committee meets to work out what COBRA stands for 5
John Wiltshire 4 years

In view of the crisis in Libya, David Cameron last night called a meeting of the COBRA committee to find out what COBRA stands for., 'It's a nice name,' said the Prime Minister, 'sort of black and...

Nick Knowles and DIY SOS team to rebuild Gaddaffi's house 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Nick Knowles has announced that the latest DIY SOS project will be to rebuild Colonel Gaddaffi's bombed house in Libya., 'We got a call from a colonel in Libya,' said the scruffy presenter. 'He said...

Journalists asked to check sources that claim "French leading military action". 0
MC One R 4 years
Chelsea looking to re-sign "good value" WInston Bogarde to replace Torres. 0
MC One R 4 years
Energy companies celebrate report that says their bills are 'complex and unfair' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Energy companies all over the UK today celebrated the release of a report which said their bill structure was complex and unfair., 'This is exactly what we were hoping for,' said Bob Greed of...

Government promises to cut red tape for 'very English' brothels. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Might be worth expanding this...

Clinton withdraws offer to give "libya a good licking" after misunderstanding 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Role play requirement for recipients of wrong number calls 4
Des and Stan 4 years

In an effort to reduce levels of frustration in society, the think-tank Reform has proposed that people receiving misdialled calls should no longer be able to say, ‘Sorry, wrong number,’ and put...

BBC to screen Auteurwatch during Hay Festival 0
simonjmr 4 years
Leaked Reading Festival lineup "disappointing" say librarians 0
QorbeQ 4 years
France offers Gadaffi Honourable Surrender; Safe Passage; and a Farewell 0
4 years

Speech "In the Style of Edith Piaf" More soon...

Government to regulate scientists with regional accents 5
evilsuperstar 4 years

The minister of state for universities and science, David Willetts has written to further education establishments in England and Wales requesting that as part of their science courses they introduce...

Disaster-prone countries discuss ways to 'outstoic' Japanese 2
Bravenewmalden 4 years

The Organisation of Disaster-Prone Countries, meeting in Seoul, South Korea, yesterday discussed ways in which their members could be seen to be more 'stoical' than the people of Japan in the event...

U.S. Airforce baffled by term "Mission aborted to avoid civilian casualties" 0
greg various 4 years
UN imposes ‘No-Problem’ zone over Bahrain 2
jp1885 4 years
Many Anglicans ‘not religious’ says survey 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
RAF bomb Tripoli KFC after misunderstanding orders to "take out the Colonel". 2
seymour totti 4 years

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Government acts over bakers' bonuses. No extra bun in a dozen from April 1st 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

James Corden urged to do something funny, for money or otherwise 13
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MoD cuts force government to deploy UK-armed Libyan rebels to Afghanistan, Iraq 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Un-awfully sucked Grauniad poof-reader 'will appal' against socking. 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

(Hat tip to original poster)...

Concerns for Gadaffi 'If He Were To Lose His Looks' 0
4 years
BBC2 to re-brand as BBC4 Extra 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Libyan Coalition forces decline Chelsea’s offer to loan them Fernando Torres 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MP uses Parliamentary privilege to identify John Terry as new England captain 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
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Gary Stanton 4 years

Bollocks, sorry. Sub withdrawn...

French Battle for Libyan 'Hearts and Minds' Hots Up as Yves Montand 0
4 years

and Gerard Depardieu are Ghosted into Tripoli ahead of conventional forces...

Pan-Arab League slams 'wrong kind of no-fly zone' 0
Bravenewmalden 4 years

More details soon...