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Riot police to disperse crowds with endless blasting of Justin Bieber 0
Dumbnews 28.02.13 6:09pm
Dumbnews
Ageing sex worker to take clients' penalty points instead of being whipped

In her cosy Kilburn apartment, Darina Poole shakes her head sadly as she watches the Chris Huhne case unfold on Sky News. “If only he'd come to me”, she says. For 51-year-old Darina, known...

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sydalg 28.02.13 5:43pm
sydalg
PepsiCo deny claims that Aquafina was 'watered down' with Budweiser 0
SteveCut 28.02.13 3:13pm
SteveCut
Cheggars Plays Pope as interim successor announced. 0
MADJEZ 28.02.13 2:12pm
MADJEZ
Pope ? Nope !

Less is more soon...

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MADJEZ 28.02.13 2:10pm
MADJEZ
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I just need the attention. Please...

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AReader 28.02.13 2:10pm
scribbler
Other residents express doubts over demolition of Savile's basement flat 0
cinquecento 28.02.13 1:46pm
cinquecento
Fiennes Syrup Missing In Antarctica 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 28.02.13 11:48am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Cornwall councillor to apologise forever for everything

A West Country councillor has confirmed today that he will continue to apologise for everything that has ever happened, will happen or is about to happen from now until the day he dies, which if...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 28.02.13 11:25am
theinvisiblecitychannels
Banksy foils future wall buyers by only painting on canvases 3
AReader 28.02.13 11:19am
dvo4fun
MP Hazel Blears demands British Gas 'must make a financial loss in future' 0
dvo4fun 28.02.13 11:15am
dvo4fun
Pope "Will miss people kissing his ring" say Vatican sources 1
Scroat 28.02.13 10:48am
Sinnick
British Gas customers urged to install gas price rise alarms

British Gas customers should install gas price alarms in their homes advise health and safety organisations. 'British Gas customers should guard against a silent lethal build-up of price rises by...

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roybland 28.02.13 10:46am
SteveCut
Kleenex CEO calls for more working from home 0
pere floza 28.02.13 10:26am
pere floza
Pope planning 'massive' leaving do

Plans are said to be well underway at the Vatican to mark the departure today of Pope Benedict XVI with what Cardinals are excitedly describing as ‘an enormous piss-up’. ‘We’ll start early...

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Long Distance Clara 28.02.13 10:01am
Sinnick
Papacy aborted 0
Long Distance Clara 28.02.13 8:39am
Long Distance Clara
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shaggy 28.02.13 8:20am
fink
Microsoft restructuring.....69% complete 0
shaggy 28.02.13 7:43am
shaggy
Beastleigh.

Just anticipating the result for Mr. O’F...

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sigmund 28.02.13 1:54am
Ironduke
Pope recalls joy and favourite choirboy Daniel 'Choppy' Waters 0
Idiot 28.02.13 1:18am
Idiot
Nick Clegg nominates Lord Rennard for Mars mission 1
custard cream 28.02.13 12:36am
FlashArry
Satirist gives up failed career as ventriloquist

Too fucking soon...

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Truebiscuit 28.02.13 12:29am
Truebiscuit
Rocket Ronnie Not Recovered From His Extended Rest

Ronnie O’Sullivan, the lovable cockney pocket filler, is back on the professional snooker tour. But his actions during a recent practice session demonstrated that the troubled player's return to...

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Slante Dangle 27.02.13 11:07pm
Slante Dangle
Banksy wall art for sale in WalMart 1
custard cream 27.02.13 10:57pm
Slante Dangle
Jimmy Savile penthouse to be demolished to prevent supporters creating shrine 0
custard cream 27.02.13 10:55pm
custard cream
Banksy Art Removal Sparks Black Market For ‘Wall Art’

Following the recent mysterious removal and attempted sale of Banksy’s street art, a new black market has quickly emerged for the wall plaster behind other valuable artwork. Earlier this week, a...

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Slante Dangle 27.02.13 10:16pm
Slante Dangle
Popemobile converted to getaway car 0
nickb 27.02.13 10:13pm
nickb
Job market under increasing pressure to resign.

After it was revealed that unemployment in Britain was up to around 98%, new questions were today raised as to the job market's competency. "It has been several years since the job market has hit...

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Rizla 27.02.13 10:11pm
Rizla
The Holy Father, Archbishop Canterbury, Mad Mullah & Richard Dawkins enter a pub

[i]The Holy Father (HF), Archbishop of Canterbury (AoC), Mad Mullah (MM) and Richard Dawkins (RD) go into a pub, which is empty apart from a couple of Arab gentleman and an old bearded man sitting in...

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shaggy 27.02.13 9:58pm
shaggy
Janet and John go to Mrs Titty-Bumbums

John is very excited. Today he is going to Mrs Titty-Bumbum’s cake shop. He has put on his best purple flared trousers, his tassled velvet blouse and pork pie hat. John is a fop and a dandy. ...

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shaggy 27.02.13 9:56pm
shaggy