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Top Gear Team Campaign For UK Motorways To Have Less Sharp Corners 0
Titus 31.07.13 8:14am
Titus
Penniless unemployed baker needs dough 2
farmer giles 31.07.13 8:11am
Titus
Newsbiscuit Fans Cheesed Off With Spammy Posts 3
Titus 31.07.13 8:03am
Titus
NATo to deploy cat-pooh bombs against Taliban.

General Paul Motors, C-I-C of NATO forces in Afghanistan, has announced that his troops will be deploying cat-pooh bombs against insurgents. He said this morning, “we’ve realised that using...

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FOAD 31.07.13 7:42am
Titus
Disappointment after masses realize religion is a ridiculous tale 1
Dumbnews 31.07.13 7:32am
Titus
Company takes giant strides towards world’s largest pair of trousers

Oversized clothing company Chubby Gear is hoping to give its global profile a leg up – by tailoring the world’s largest-ever pair of trousers! Measuring 142 feet tall, they will beat the current...

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farmer giles 31.07.13 6:48am
farmer giles
Wanted: Schrödinger’s cat. Dead and alive...

Hat tip to Tripod...

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Smart Alex 31.07.13 5:55am
Arthur
Disappointment after man's first smartphone fails to change his life 0
Dumbnews 31.07.13 3:45am
Dumbnews
Wanted: Schrödinger’s cat. Dead or alive... 1
Tripod 30.07.13 10:53pm
Not Amused
Schrödinger and Hamilton relationship "on off" confides friend 0
Ref Minor 30.07.13 10:08pm
Ref Minor
Barclays Considers Asking Archbishop Of Canterbury About A Loan 0
Titus 30.07.13 9:27pm
Titus
People in large, desolate areas resent them being callled large, desolate areas 0
Titus 30.07.13 9:22pm
Titus
Palace footman's deporatation causes inbalance in overly-ethnic staff mix.

The news of royal footman Badar Azim being sent back to India has caused panic in the Royal Palaces HR department. Badar seen recently putting the royal baby announcement up outside Buckingham Palace...

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MADJEZ 30.07.13 9:19pm
MADJEZ
3am fight in Indian restaurant just a "Ramadan a ding dong" claim defendants. 0
godly1966 30.07.13 8:55pm
godly1966
What people are jerking off to right now - fascinating new Porno Graphic 0
ronseal 30.07.13 7:07pm
ronseal
HS2 welcomed by dyslexic eproctophiliac 4
medici2471 30.07.13 6:52pm
Al OPecia
Peer apologises for comments about North East, meant to say 'utter shit-hole'

More Northern insults soon...

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MADJEZ 30.07.13 6:21pm
Titus
Steve Austin receives threats as his image is used on 6 Billion Dollar Note

more later...

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virtuallywill 30.07.13 2:37pm
virtuallywill
Mr Instore changes his name, fed up with people asking him "for details" 0
sydalg 30.07.13 2:02pm
sydalg
Man forced to jerk off to exhaustion is told by boss: NOW you can work from home

Ken Bernstein is working from home in Chiswick this afternoon, after earning a curious right of passage...

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ronseal 30.07.13 1:54pm
ronseal
Sperm banks accused of milking depositors 0
sydalg 30.07.13 1:43pm
sydalg
Social media guru publishes article on 10 great tips for padding out a list 0
ronseal 30.07.13 1:12pm
ronseal
Pope to beatify Gloria Gaynor 1
Scronnyglonkle 30.07.13 12:51pm
NewBiscuit
HS2 stinks, claims dyslexic environmentalist 0
medici2471 30.07.13 11:48am
medici2471
Government advises people with non-emergency medical conditions, "Run, run, run" 0
Smart Alex 30.07.13 11:16am
Smart Alex
Railway network achieves Grade II listed status

The Department for Culture, Media & Sport has today awarded Grade 2 listing to the entire UK railway infrastructure. This exciting development secures the rail network in it's present state for...

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NewBiscuit 30.07.13 10:31am
FOAD
"If you were gay, I'd say hooray!" declares Avenue Q loving Pope 0
Skylarking 30.07.13 9:49am
Skylarking
NHS 111 service to be restricted to well people

The NHS 111 service is to be restricted to people who are "fit as fiddles". A government spokesman explained that; "Ill people clog up the system and really bring down the people in the call centre...

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apepper 30.07.13 9:44am
NewBiscuit
"Halve Cost Of HS2 By Building Monorail" Say Friends Of Green Earthpiece 1
Titus 30.07.13 9:36am
NewBiscuit
Egyptian Army Says "We Will Keep Shooting People Until The Violence Ends" 2
Titus 30.07.13 9:32am
NewBiscuit