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Italian farmer with low straw yields asks Europe for a hay bale out

No more soon...

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Perks 27.10.11 8:50am
writinginbsl
Government unveils plan to make workplaces even more hellish

A new government report has recommended that the few people still in employment should be kept in a state of perpetual fear and trepidation. The report, entitled Keep Your Head Down, calls on the...

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Darkbill 2.0 27.10.11 5:45am
Monsewer Crapaud
Film casts new doubt on authorship of Bill Bryson’s 'Shakespeare'

Following new doubts raised by the film 'Monotonous', an account of the life of Bill Bryson, a leading scholar has entered the fray with his views on the true authorship of Bill Bryson’s book...

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Des Custard 27.10.11 9:24am
John Ffitch-Rucker
North Face launches range of grease-proof clothing for the 'indoorsy type'

Fans of programmes about the countryside are flocking to the shopping channels to kit themselves out with North Face's latest range of 'high performance' clothing. Charcoal-impregnated to cope with...

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27.10.11 10:46am
Bravenewmalden
Road rage link to National Trust car stickers.

A new report has established a link between incidents of road rage and National Trust car stickers. Tests proved that once the sticker had been affixed to the rear window of a vehicle the driver’s...

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Ralphy Snoops 26.10.11 3:33pm
Ralphy Snoops
Aldershot in crisis after unexpected thrashing at home 0
ste 26.10.11 2:57pm
ste
Worldwide collapse of Dominos Pizza the result of “chain reaction”.

What started as a minor moped accident outside Dominos Pizza in Esher, Surrey has resulted in meltdown for the global food business, and a threat to the take-away indusry worldwide. Mel Farnsworth,...

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nickb 26.10.11 5:00pm
CJWorkman
Young “from all walks of life” encouraged to train for the monarchy

She has already agreed to change succession rules to favour future female royals. Now, it’s understood, the Queen is looking at the possibility of encouraging more young people from a diversity of...

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nickb 27.10.11 1:21am
wwwiz
Occupy London protesters sell inside story to highest bidder

Protesters camping outside St Paul's Cathedral are planning to sell the inside story. "Several newspapers have expressed an interest.", Explained one protester. "To be honest, it costs a fortune...

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apepper 26.10.11 1:18pm
apepper
Occupy London protesters shocked by council tax bill - average tent 'in band B' 4
GreenCross 26.10.11 3:45pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Merkel and Sarkozy announce "We have finally fixed the Eurozone crisis"

surely that's funny!...

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brd888 26.10.11 4:38pm
CJWorkman
Vince Cable House Declared part of Turks and Caicos for Tax Purposes

Vince Cable has come under pressure after it was revealed that, despite campaigning furiously to make people pay their taxes, he himself has avoided paying any tax since 1952., "It's all very...

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thisisall1word 26.10.11 1:23pm
Perks
Boeing 787 arrives 3 years late - demonstrates unprecedented flight endurance 1
GreenCross 26.10.11 7:55pm
wwwiz
Confused technophobe spends half an hour phoning lost slippers

A 49-year-old Wantage woman, who has had the same Motorola Razr flip-phone since 2004, spent 27 minutes recently, trying to locate her missing bedroom slippers by phoning them. ‘I rang a number...

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Clarky 31.10.11 9:27am
Clarky
Swindon forced to rename it's not so 'magic' roundabout.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg/250px-Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg, Following three years of research, a public consultation and £120...

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Perks 26.10.11 4:36pm
CJWorkman
Applying both Lynx and Impulse creates ‘perfect sexual null point’

Medical researchers at the prestigious Edinburgh University have made a breakthrough in the fight against overly attractive people after discovering that simultaneously applying popular deodorants...

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jp1885 27.10.11 9:13am
button
Capitalists and lower case fanatics clash over St. Paul's font 6
spoole2112 26.10.11 4:51pm
JohnA
GMT rethink - 'Octuple Summer Time' urged for UK's health, economy

With new reports claiming nearly two-thirds of Britons are overweight or obese – making us the fattest country in Europe – health experts are suggesting that putting our clocks forward 8 hours...

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Golgo13 25.10.12 1:07pm
dvo4fun
Report: anarchist groups becoming 'much better organised'

, apologies for the poor grammar may expand this....

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writinginbsl 26.10.11 9:30am
writinginbsl
Man-powered flight record smashed by woman with bingo wings 4
pinxit 26.10.11 4:52pm
CJWorkman
St Pauls protestors camp for 35 hours with evenings and weekends off

ah, the irony of conformist anarchy...

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vertical 26.10.11 8:30am
vertical
US Army admits antigay policy was 'way of dealing with its own sexuality issues'

(took a while to cram into a title - may have lost a bit in translation) The US Army revealed the feelings it had repressed since its inception to the United States Senate at a nice restaurant with...

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gaijintendo 26.10.11 11:19pm
rikkor
Fears breast screening service may go tits up 2
Clarky 26.10.11 8:53am
Clarky
Man wins race against time, after time fails drugs test

[More soon]...

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dicky37 26.10.11 7:52am
dicky37
Lazy workers can't be bothered to claim for unfair dismissal

Apparently there's a government report about this but I really can't be bothered to read it much less write about ithave a look at the BBC or something, I dunno, stuff...

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HarryTheBiscuit 26.10.11 7:48am
HarryTheBiscuit
Gadaffi desert burial has drawn a line in the sand

The burial of former dictator Colonel Gadaffi has drawn a line in the sand, claimed a Libyan spokesman. "Any support has been driven underground."...

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apepper 26.10.11 7:10am
apepper
Tories to introduce summary execution for the under-performing at work.

After a single warning tasering. More soon...

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Al OPecia 26.10.11 6:53am
Al OPecia
It's a thong for Laa-Laa after Weightwatchers sign Teletubbies

with a thong in my heart...

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vertical 26.10.11 9:34am
writinginbsl
Jeffrey Archer novels Oxford written claim ignorant Hollywood writers 0
medici2471 25.10.11 10:12pm
medici2471
Satirical news websites prepare for surge of Tabak related non-contempt subs

nickb - ok?...

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medici2471 25.10.11 9:38pm
medici2471