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Chelsea Football Club Forced To Change Its Name

Due to a crackdown by local trading officers, re misleading trade names, Chelsea FC have been forced to change their name to Hammersmith FC. In response to this, Fulham FC, which is a genuine...

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Jesse Bigg 10.04.12 5:41pm
RickH
Zebedee to star in new Hollywood Arab Spring movie 2
Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 5:11pm
bonjonelson
Millionaire tax avoiders 'shock' chancellor

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has said he is "shocked" that some of the UK's richest people have organised their finances so that they pay virtually no income tax. Mr Osborne...

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Mick99 10.04.12 4:58pm
Mick99
Helmand alarm as marine opens grenade box to find it full of chocolate eggs 0
pinxit 10.04.12 4:03pm
pinxit
Mule admonished for being as stubborn as a man 0
Dumbnews 10.04.12 4:01pm
Dumbnews
Jealous mountaineers confused by feelings of shardenfreude 0
nickb 10.04.12 2:56pm
nickb
Enormous metaphor sunk by the tip of a synecdoche. 2
Lemon difficult 10.04.12 2:53pm
Lemon difficult
Man traumatised by being "well balanced, happy and normal"

"It's held me back for years, no one can understand the stigma and trauma I experience everyday, by not being depressed, harrassed, stressed or victimised, the tipping point came this morning with...

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simonjmr 10.04.12 2:52pm
Dumbnews
British Airways says Abu Hamza must have blunt plastic hooks to board plane

With appolgies to Dominic_Mcg...

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Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 2:33pm
Scronnyglonkle
Rangers relaunches as Glasgow's Islamic Football Team

Glasgow Rangers have successfully come out of administration today having been bought by a Middle Eastern Oil Company. Dubai Oil Services or DubaiOS as it is also known, today overcame its final...

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Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 2:27pm
Scronnyglonkle
"Good job none of us woke up"

say 1000 women Bill Roache allegedly slept with...

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Bismarck 10.04.12 2:04pm
Bismarck
Extradition fiasco as airport security stops Abu Hamza from boarding plane. 0
dominic_mcg 10.04.12 1:52pm
dominic_mcg
Woman marries iPhone

After a whirlwind romance, 45 year-old Daphne Haynes is set to become the first woman to marry her iPhone 4. "Dashing good looks and a drawsome personality meant it was love at first sight. I...

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antharrison 10.04.12 1:38pm
The All New Jeni B
Journalists “to be allowed to bring board games to work” on slow news days

Monopoly, Scrabble and Cluedo are among the games top journalists will be allowed to play when fresh news is in short supply, according to new guidelines published today. Journalists and editors...

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nickb 10.04.12 1:19pm
nickb
Manchester Universities to investigate students reported to be sober on ferry. 0
Not Amused 10.04.12 12:30pm
Not Amused
Care Home standards to be assessed by new TV game show 'Total Arse Wipe' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 10.04.12 12:10pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Michael Burke secures voice-over role in Hunger games sequel 0
Iamthestig 10.04.12 12:02pm
Iamthestig
James Cameron to release 3D adaptation 'Sponge Bob Cube Pants' 4
Perks 10.04.12 11:26am
butagirl
Health & Safety Executive reclassify LSD tablets as "Trip Hazards" 0
seymour totti 10.04.12 11:00am
seymour totti
Sky Movies funds first UK film as production on The Ongar Games begins 0
simonjmr 10.04.12 10:58am
simonjmr
Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers

The much anticipated second coming of the Son of God finally came to pass yesterday disrupting the traditional April Thames Boat Race of Oxford versus Cambridge. Jesus was spotted walking on the...

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SimonJJames 10.04.12 10:54am
Scroat
Titanic memorial cruise may not follow original route exactly 7
Mandy Lifeboat 10.04.12 10:22am
charlies_hat
Billy Zane's movie career the latest relic at Titanic exhibition 0
Iamthestig 10.04.12 10:22am
Iamthestig
Battleship showing cancelled after seats B6,7 &8 are booked and a destroyer sank 0
Ian Searle 10.04.12 9:57am
Ian Searle
Mega millions jackpot winners unveiled as UK's richest tax avoiders by Treasury 0
simonjmr 10.04.12 9:40am
simonjmr
Old pepsi can still on display in Peckham Vending machine 1
paddyparkinson 10.04.12 9:25am
Skylarking
Captain Hook to be extradited to Neverland 0
Tomfinger 10.04.12 9:13am
Tomfinger
Cameron admits he was a New Romantic in Japan 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 9:07am
Scronnyglonkle
Branson calls in Tena to stem celebrity leaks 0
weematt 10.04.12 8:37am
weematt
Osborne blubs, "mates won't tell me how to avoid tax" 0
Tomfinger 10.04.12 8:28am
Tomfinger