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Queen recorded saying British sport ‘quite nutty and an embarrassment’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alex Salmon highly critical as two “reporters” turn out to be just constituents 4
Deimos 3 years

Earlier today Scotland’s first minister was highly critical of the general public when he discovered two people he was talking to at a constituency surgery turned out to be constituents rather than...

Morale boost for soldiers in Afghanistan after James Blunt visit cancelled 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Thought for the day: Don't turn your back on a Catholic priest 0
Sinnick 3 years
Elephant man historian says ' it was just a cleft lip that got out of hand'. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Iranian Guard to appear in court on Monday 0
Gerontius 3 years

A high ranking official in the Iranian Revolutionary Guard has been caught smuggling goods into southern Afghanistan confirmed NATO., The guard, a member of an elite al-Quds commando unit, was...

Launch of facebook page for missing Bristol girl futile - says Lord Lucan 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

just because his friend request has been ignored...

Thousands of Xmas travellers upset to be told that trains "do not really exist" 0
MC One R 3 years

And no more soon...

Queen's Speech to include racing tips 0
MC One R 3 years

Speech previews have indicated that the Queen will make reference to the importance of sport in her Christmas Broadcast. It has now been clarified that this will specifically be Her Majesty's...

LibDem minister under impression that Tories are all members of Ska band 0
MC One R 3 years

More instances of the LibDems going completely cuckoo has emerged. Foreign Office minister Tony Inchpractice has been recorded mistaking the Tories' European allies as members of 80s Ska ensemble...

Millions of men smarten up as Scarlett Johannson "back on the market". 1
MC One R 3 years
Marauding zombies struggle to achieve 'satisfactory work/death balance' 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soonthough not from mejust popped in really]...

Vince cable to star 0
Bismarck 3 years

in Cockney rhyming slang remake of Fred Astaire film 'Paper Hat'...

George osborne buys all his Christmas presents in Poundland 0
Bismarck 3 years

'I am in touch with the common man' he insists...

International rescue on standby for next weather 'event' 0
Bismarck 3 years
Panic at Met Office 0
Bismarck 3 years

as random Weather forecast generator breaks down...

Confusion in Devon 0
Bismarck 3 years

as Anne Widdicombe shaped bush turns out to be Anne Widdicombe...

Spanish building company BAA to hire london drug dealers 1
4ty2 3 years

to help shifting the snow at heathrow. They are highly skilled and no need to emply non EU immigrants and very familiar with the place...

Lib Dems to recruit mime artists 1
whickerman 3 years

Nick Clegg has revealed that he is so fed up with his MPs being caught out talking to undercover reporters that from now on they can only communicate by miming. After they earned his trust...

Milliband Policy Unit Has a 1000 Monkeys on Typewriters. 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

One is bound to come up with a policy they can use sooner or later...

Government plans to cancel first part of 2011 in cost-cutting exercise 0
dogwheels 3 years

The government has outlined an ambitious plan to cancel the first four months of 2011 as part of its economic strategy. Instead of starting on 1 January, Britain will go straight from 31 December...

Clive James to be used as speech stuntman for Vince Cable 1
4ty2 3 years

to make cable leaks even more entertaining. Sure the reporters would not spot the difference if a bit of makeup is applied and auto-tune could help to blend over his accent. The question is if the...

Jamie Oliver 30 minute meal book selling like hot cakes.... 0
Milo Shame 3 years

that you can make in 30 minutes...

Porn industry admits we've done it all 19
simonjmr 3 years

The worldwide multimillion dollar Porn industry has today admitted that they have run out of sexual positions, fetishes and fantasies to film. An increasingly comprehensive backcatalogue of "grot",...

Palin brings in Border Collie to write Tea Party manifesto 0
Wyclef Sadova 3 years

1001 words soon...

Mexican Physicists complete their Pina Collider 18
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon] and sorry...

Shoelace tying holding key to quantum time travel conundrum. 4
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years
Britain to offer Spanish cheap credits 0
4ty2 3 years

so they can afford to buy snow ploughs for Heathrow. With the British government having no interest in British business at least the British bankers may have interest in getting more money. They...

Ferrero Rocher ambassador caught up in wiki leaks scandal 0
whickerman 3 years

A bribe list has been found. Apparently the US state department was willing to give up their Nuclear codes for 5 Ferrero Rocher a piece. The ambassador was hit by a further scandal when lab tests...

Gail Sheridan starts her Christmas shopping after 'hectic' December 0
dogwheels 3 years