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Osborne announces 'qualitative easing' of wedding anniversary gifts 13
4 years

The British Government has downgraded the official list of wedding anniversary gifts, as part of a package of incentives for married couples. As part of the 'qualitative easing', paper, cotton and...

Woman paints door green. 10
EinsteinsGhost 4 years One of my first efforts transported from a blog I no longer use because I have no idea whatsoever how to use it properly. I live on...

Hypocrites Society opens two Facebook accounts 1
FraserWords 4 years
Britons go for gold in Olympic dogging 6
FraserWords 4 years

Pundits say Terry and Liz Picnic could be the first Britons to grab gold at London 2012 after a shock development in the debut Olympic sport of dogging., The Picnics are now hot favourites for glory...

New media shock: Daily Mail 'conspired against Labour government' 0
FraserWords 4 years

Britain’s media scandal spread to the Daily Mail today as it faced shocking allegations that it had conspired against previous governments and covertly campaigned for far-right extremist policies.,...

Potatoes found to share over 98% of their genes with Wayne Rooney 7
OllieP 4 years
'Harper Seven? That's a stupid bloody name for a baby' says Moon Unit Zappa 2
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years
BBC's Fake Britain exposes Dominic Littlewood as talentless and inept 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Levi Bellfield calls on Fred West to resign over his disgraceful record 1
ronseal 4 years

In a move inspired by Alistair Campbell's current political posturing, Levi Bellfield has strongly condemned Fred West, labeling his actions disgraceful and calling for a public inquiry...

British public revealed as venal, salacious, amoral, hypocritical simpletons 1
be reasonable 4 years

by NoWgate. Who'd have thought it?...

Brad Pitt to make a film in Cornwall about a yorkshire monster that is never at 0
doggone 4 years


Twitter boycott of News Corp to begin 'after we've watched the sport'. 1
be reasonable 4 years
Sacrifical lambs demand better working conditions under EU work directives 0
simonjmr 4 years
Outrage as Fisher Price reveal their phone was hacked by News of the World. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

David Beckham denies harper 7 is code for the number of double whiskeys he had 0
doggone 4 years

to drink before getting on board...

Harper Seven has it easy, says Jeremy Cunt 1
pere floza 4 years
Sun editor butchering my feature copy, complains Page 3 stunna Katie-Jo 4
Oxbridge 4 years

Sun columnist Katie-Jo, 23, from Leicester has complained that the paper is still confining her to the 'News in Briefs' column, despite her nuanced, wordy style being better suited to two-page...

Police being questioned by MPs ‘unlikely to mention expenses’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Gordon Brown ‘worried sick’ by hacking claims say his medical records 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
'Free the Harper Seven' activists demand 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Peaches Geldof 'jealous' of Harper 7. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

"It's bizarre" she said...

Harper 7 may have to change her name to Susan when logging on to Chat Rooms 1
ronseal 4 years
MySpace to Buy News International 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Wall Street records worst day ever since yesterday 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Ageing Rockers Super Group Release 'Stannahway to Heaven' Cover 0
mugwump 4 years

More Soon....

Apple Causes Hungry Owl Windows Crash 0
mugwump 4 years

Almost perfect...

Whipsnades latest baby Hippo named England 0 in honour of Beckhams.. more later 0
Bismarck 4 years
Kerry Katona threatens sacks PR team and threatens legal action 0
Augustus_the_cat 4 years

In a press statement today, bob-a-job celebrity Kerry Katona announced she had sacked her PR team and was considering legal actions against NoTW on the discovery her phone has not been hacked...

Clegg meets with Dowler family to slam the cynical exploitation of their loss 0
Ironduke 4 years

whilst seated centre table in front of a bank of journalists and cameramen...

Jeremy Hunt unsure whether to swap cow for magic beans 6
4 years

Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt is seeking advice from OfSprout on whether he should allow a cash cow to be traded for some magic beans. Hunt had been promised a golden goose if he allowed the deal to...