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Long term unemployment scheme made redundant 1
Stan 01.03.12 9:49am
It’s the Great Cop Shop Takeaway!!

Following revelations earlier this week that former ‘Sun’ Editor Rebekah Brooks borrowed a retired Police horse, the Met has confirmed that other kit is also available, on a no-cost loan basis,...

dvo4fun 01.03.12 9:14am
£2 coin thrown at Portsmouth match considered as takeover bid by Administrator

(re-work of old joke)...

Midfield Diamond 01.03.12 6:34am
Tornado hit town promises to rebuild (flimsy buildings made of wood obviously). 0
MADJEZ 01.03.12 2:38am
Davy Jones death, no monkey business says coroner. 0
MADJEZ 01.03.12 2:28am
Dim son off menu at News International 2
Mandy Lifeboat 01.03.12 12:20am
James Murdoch to focus on new project: "anywhere without UK extradition treaty" 0
dvo4fun 01.03.12 12:12am
Davey Jones relieved to be a believer 0
Mandy Lifeboat 29.02.12 9:50pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ann Summers' work experience scheme goes tits up 3
dvo4fun 29.02.12 9:37pm
Pixies' "Monkey Gone To Heaven" re-enters charts. 1
Haywood Manley 29.02.12 9:32pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Mediums Criticised By The Dead For Inadequate Message Relaying

The dead have angrily attacked mediums for their “vague, incoherent and largely inaccurate” relaying of messages to the living. ‘Why would I go to all the trouble of astral projection from...

UnoEye 29.02.12 9:11pm
Davey Jones to be buried at sea 0
bonjonelson 29.02.12 7:31pm
£20, 000 of improvement done to Tracey Emin artwork broken at teens' party

It's now a different story...

Ian Searle 29.02.12 7:19pm
Ian Searle
‘Badger Baiting Live’ cancelled by Radio Bosses

For 45 years, it has been a ratings hit for Radio 4, but last night the head of the channel’s light entertainment division finally called an end to ‘Badger Baiting Live’. The show that each...

Immunis 29.02.12 6:49pm
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Vertically Challenged Giant 29.02.12 6:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Number 10 gets shirty as Argentina throws (British) toys out the pram

David Cameron has issued a YouTube video response following news that Argentina PM, Cristina Kirchner, has urged an embargo on British goods. "We get our shit from China anyway, losers!", he drawls...

kga6 29.02.12 6:16pm
New edition of Illustrated OED to define 'Prick' with photo of Chris Huhne. 0
Al McHogan 29.02.12 4:36pm
Al McHogan
Politics fans protest as sponsor names Parliament The Tesco Cradle of Democracy

Democracy fans up and down the country are up in arms after Parliament chairman John Bercow announced a sponsorship deal which will see Britain's most famous venue renamed. Some traditionalists have...

ronseal 29.02.12 3:58pm
Met Police besieged by BMW loan requests

more soon. [Have you got one in dark blue?]Hmm, I may come back to this...

dvo4fun 29.02.12 3:49pm
James Murdoch returned to Met while horse heads for States in News Corp mix-up 0
Haywood Manley 29.02.12 3:40pm
Haywood Manley
Erectile dysfunction cream inventor finding it hard.

"Having spent millions researching and testing my wonder drug, explains Bill Smedley, whose cream is clinically proven to solve male erectile problems, "I am gutted by the lack of success of my...

Boutros 29.02.12 3:38pm
Hoops McCann
Tory minister concedes that being paid for doing fuck-all is actually ok 0
Haywood Manley 29.02.12 3:26pm
Haywood Manley
Kleptomaniac performer steals the show 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 29.02.12 3:15pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Erotic magician accused of "dirty tricks" 0
grumblechops 29.02.12 3:13pm
Bribes allegation latest: "I took one for the team" says retired cop Andy Hayman 0
dvo4fun 29.02.12 3:05pm
New study confirms Crowne Plaza hotels as shit

No joke here, I just had a really bad experience in one last Friday then saw an advert at the top of the Writers Room!...

JonnyJP 29.02.12 1:27pm
Prostitutes 'getting brainier' report finds

Sex workers are getting brainier, a survey has found. 'Many prostitutes are now comfortable discussing the latest developments in hip- replacement, biochemistry, or the philosophy of mind,' the...

roybland 29.02.12 1:06pm
News International launch mobile phone

Free samples of the News International mobile phone are being handed out to thousands of celebrities. "It's our way of giving something back.", explained a spokesman...

apepper 29.02.12 12:52pm
Unrest in the US as Afghans 'accidently' burn copies of Domino's pizza menu 3
charlies_hat 29.02.12 11:43am
Argentinians coming to terms with threatened shortage of digestive biscuits.

Opposition to import ban crumbles...

Al McHogan 29.02.12 11:40am
Al McHogan