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Rioters display poor technique claims Geoff Boycott 10
Mrblacker 4 years

Rioters smashing shops across the country aren't using the proper and accepted methods of rioting, according to the former Yorkshire and England opening batsman Geoffrey Boycott. After analysing...

Millionaire murderer to be extradited 0
greg various 4 years

even though he's clinically depressed about being found out...

Met Police call in ex-News of the World journalists to hack rioters Blackberries 3
Long Distance Clara 4 years

Faced with sophisticated rioters organising themselves through Blackberry Messenger, the Metropolitan Police has called in specialist support from telecoms and intelligence-gathering experts who...

Some of the rioters aren't even interested in football, complains Harry The Dog 0
ronseal 4 years
Tottenham Hostpur offer to rebuild riot-hit areas with new stadium. 0
martin2381 4 years
Rioters in Bristol cause £16m worth of improvements. 0
martin2381 4 years
Ryanair offers looting holidays to London and Birmingham. 0
martin2381 4 years

And would you put it past them?...

Millwall fans defend Eltham. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

They are patrolling the streets singing "no one loots us we don't care"...

E-Looters target Amazon website by throwing bricks at own laptop screens. 0
seymour totti 4 years

Morons Soon...

Southern Rail ‘to put woman on Moon’ by 2015 0
Des Custard 4 years

Southern Railway has announced a bold plan to put a person on the Moon by 2015, while warning that engineering works and unforeseen atmospheric conditions could delay arrival by a year or so....

Politicians repeated over-use of 'Robust' almost on par with 'Deeply Saddened' 0
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years

Repeated questions to explain themselves in depth ignored. More soon...

Phworr! Loads of lovely girls get A’levels 3
Oxbridge 4 years

Up and down the country, thousands of attractive girls have performed a traditional British summer coming-of-age ceremony by looking happy for the cameras as they celebrate their A’level results....

India fans 'may riot' to avoid drubbing 0
Midfield Diamond 4 years

Following the successful campaign by rioters to prevent the England football team getting tonked by Holland, India cricket fans are today considering going on the rampage around Edgbaston...

Man City fans disgusted after youngsters help themselves to silverware 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bullingdon Club to reform 1
whickerman 4 years

After watching the riots unfold from the comfort of his holiday home, Boris Johnson, has said he is reinvigorated and set to reform the Old Bullingdon Club gang. “It’s all just high spirits.,...

Tottenham to offer ‘Nictatelli’ a trial 0
Midfield Diamond 4 years

An unknown local youngster that Harry Redknapp has only watched on TV is Spurs’ latest target. The mystery youth shows nifty footwork and an impressive turn of speed in the ten second clip, during...

Rio Ferdinand to address the nation on Twitter. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Kick Off 19.45 (Sky Sports 1HD)...

Debenhams reviews security after perfume staff delay looters for only 10 minutes 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Looter who stole CRT TV is ridiculed by peers 0
antharrison 4 years
Rioting is getting easier, hears parliamentary committee. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Inmates of Cell Block #9 'Just sitting about, really' 0
Skylarking 4 years
Government to tackle rioters with army of Nanas 0
evilsuperstar 4 years

The Government has announced a radical new measure to assist exhausted police and force young rioters out of our towns and cities. Operation Battenburg will see thousands of elderly ladies take to...

PM flies home as silly season drought enters fifth week 3
Skylarking 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has returned to London as the dearth of any silly season in the printed and broadcast media continues into its fifth week. The PM is set to be joined by the entire...

Apple Launches new iPredictaRiot App 0
captain747480 4 years
Tesco offers to pay £10m OFT fine with Clubcard vouchers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rioters still steering clear of Job Centres 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
Economy upturn as city stores discover new way of moving old stock easily. 0
Steve Wilson 4 years

No more soon...

Disturbing rise in copycat soundbites denounced as 'completely unacceptable' 0
Ludicity 4 years
Looters take Tuesday night off to get stuff on eBay. 0
Steve Wilson 4 years
Cameron told to cut short his job as PM and go away on holiday 0
Ludicity 4 years