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Guns and apes form basis of new religion - Hestontology 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 12:02pm
simonjmr
New Conservative welfare policy to be based on BBC Radio 4 listener demographics

New Conservative welfare policy to be based on BBC Radio 4 listener demographics The next manifesto for the Conservative party is set to include a radical new idea for welfare services aimed to...

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rogerg 08.01.13 11:47am
rogerg
MPs 'jobs on the side' regulator Ofside scrapped as no one understood it

stop it now ....

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Not Amused 08.01.13 11:39am
Not Amused
Delight as KFC re-release Colonel's finest retro All Offal Box Meal.

More to follow.. though probably not...

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derk le klerke 08.01.13 11:38am
derk le klerke
Breeding chavs halt Essex shopping centre development 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 11:32am
simonjmr
Taylor Swift : not a fast seamstress claims UK invisble menders society 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 10:09am
simonjmr
Belfast riots continue as city hall flies pajama bottoms and offends both sides 0
simonjmr 08.01.13 10:07am
simonjmr
Guverment too support teeching off reeding and spelling wif Fonixs in Skools 0
Ian Searle 08.01.13 9:04am
Ian Searle
Following the success of 'Mr Selfridge', CH5 commissions 'Mr Poundshop'

From the creators of 'Shameless', staring Jonny Vegas - not so much a 'costume drama', as a 'shell suit drama'!...

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Ian Searle 08.01.13 8:43am
Ian Searle
Man “can’t keep his hands off” woman dressed in bubble-wrap... 0
Tripod 08.01.13 8:06am
Tripod
Gov Health Warning found on back of old lyric sheet

A few weeks ago Terry Clarke from Bootle in Merseyside decided it was time he cleared out his loft – one of those jobs Terry had been putting off for years., But Terry, an unemployed carpet fitter...

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Gerontius 08.01.13 8:02am
Gerontius
Swiss army knife rendered obsolete by iPhone 7
Dumbnews 08.01.13 7:20am
Not Amused
Coalition to do what it says on the tin - no shit

In a mid-term announcement David Cameron and Nick Clegg are to work together over the next two and a half years to deliver the ‘Ronseal’ guarantee. And so, with immediate effect and without any...

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Dick Everyman 08.01.13 5:11am
Squudge
Mars mission test pilots struggle to work, rest and play 2
Sir Lupus 08.01.13 5:09am
Squudge
Australian cricket board urges Warne 'to keep his hair on' 1
08.01.13 5:01am
Jeremy Hunt
Boy sent to live with rural family just before WW2 suffers premature evacuation 0
Smart Alex 08.01.13 12:47am
Smart Alex
Union Flag to be Flown Permanently at Belfast Town Hall Again ...

but (except on public holidays) only indoors, in a special locked room with the curtains drawn and to which the public will not be admitted...

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Titus 08.01.13 12:20am
Titus
Fire at cannabis farm: Manchester Fire Brigade “pretty relaxed” about it... 1
Tripod 08.01.13 12:00am
FlashArry
Police Promise "Thorough Investigation" After Andrew Mitchell Killed by 'IED'

London Metropolitan Police have promised to lead a thorough investigation after Andrew Mitchell was blown up by an "Improvised Explosive Device" as he cycled out of the main gates of Parliament...

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MikeB 07.01.13 11:09pm
Yikes
Eric Pickles "disappointed" with the Life of Pi 2
nickb 07.01.13 11:03pm
Yikes
Errm.. Inflation now rising faster than the rate of Inflation

Fiscal policy finally working claims coalition spokesman....

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misterjingles 07.01.13 9:48pm
misterjingles
Bizarre sexual practice outed in ‘50 Shades of Blue’

Recent converts to bondage are said to be breathless in anticipation of the release of EL James’ new novel ‘50 Shades of Blue’, which exposes the unusual sexual practise of erotic asphyxiation,...

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Yikes 07.01.13 9:45pm
Tripod
Gareth Bale to star in Tom Daley's diving show

no more not soon...

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custard cream 07.01.13 9:41pm
Yikes
Britain's oldest man dies. Replaced by Britain's oldest man. 9
MADJEZ 07.01.13 9:27pm
Yikes
Britain's oldest living man undead

hat-tip to Sigmund, and MADJEZ...

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Squudge 07.01.13 8:43pm
Squudge
Britain’s oldest living man dies.

Britain’s oldest man probably still somewhere in a Welsh peat bog...

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sigmund 07.01.13 7:43pm
sigmund
Starbucks : Monday..... the day the tax office opens......

http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab104/MADJEZ_bucket/starbucks_coffee_1.png...

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MADJEZ 07.01.13 7:20pm
MADJEZ
Proximity of vagina and anus was “just a joke”, admits God...

“It was only ever meant to be a joke”, said God, making a face. “A prototype, a preliminary sketch, just something I scribbled on the back of a beermat. Somehow - and I still don’t know how...

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Tripod 07.01.13 7:07pm
nickb
Pamela Anderson first one out of Dancing on Ice competition, in two ways

"I just stumbled, my dressmy boobs fell out, it happens," she later said. Despite coming third after the judges' scores, once the public vote was taken into account she and partner Matt Evers found...

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simonjmr 07.01.13 3:55pm
simonjmr
Blue Flag to be awarded to Belfast City Hall when the area is safe for visitors 0
charlies_hat 07.01.13 2:06pm
charlies_hat