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Tory MEPs defy cap on arse gas emissions 0
PamChristianAnderson 4 years

Flatulent MEPs are refusing to back down in a row over caps on UK rectal gas emissions. The Tory MEPs - a mixture of bloated, over-fed men from the Shires and retired city bankers with an aversion...

The Only Way Is.....Hacking! 0
JimMeade 4 years

An international manhunt into computing hacking has reached a bizarre conclusion as an Essex teenager was arrested. Far from looking to bring down the Western way of life, it appears he was merely...

Galliano goes ahead with new 30's nazi theme show despite anti-semitism charge 0
Basil_B 4 years

Fashion designer John Galliano made the controversial decision today of going ahead with showing his new 1930's nazi germany range at a fashion show in Milan tomorrow despite appearing in a french...

Confusion as Villa boss named as Chelsea manager. 4
riesler 4 years
Human protein causes procrastination in bees 0
simonjmr 4 years

A current study has discovered that the introduction of a molecule called cryptochrome -into bees, has been shown to increase procrastination and promote addiction to TV shows such as Jeremy Kyle,...

Sham wedding organisers to pay church fees hike in counterfeit cash 0
greg various 4 years
ITV2 to launch “Pornstar to Operastar” 4
charlies_hat 4 years

Following the success of ITV screening the journeys of failing popular music singers also failing at posh singing, ITV2 are to turn to a spinoff series ‘Pornstar to Operastar’ in which adult film...

Government clarify 'reasonable force' when confronting intruders 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

David Cameron has vowed to make the law on what constitutes reasonable force when defending your home easier to understand. This will be done with a comprehensive list of possible scenarios...

Another Forced Labour Camp for Scandinavian Crime Writers Discovered 2
Tom55 4 years

Sven Almquist, Swedish Justice Minister, announced today that a forced labour camp for crime-writers had been discovered in a remote forest clearing beyond Skelleftea., “Forty well known writers...

Italy advises Gaddafi; "change sides, it's always worked for us" 0
pere floza 4 years
Home Nations outraged: 'We were committed to losing everything long term.' 6
Mr Payne 4 years

"Our players have no experience of even being in the running for qualifying for the big tournaments, let alone competing in them,' said the Head of the Welsh, Scottish and NI football associations in...

Gavin from Autoglass eventually replaced as chips are off the menu. 0
pazaz pool 4 years

Windscreen repair specialist, Autoglass, have announced that long running company 'face', Gavin, will be replaced. The move comes after company restructuring resulted in a number of reforms,...

Panic in fertility clinics as IVF blamed for Ulster riots... 0
be reasonable 4 years

More Sectarian fun and games soon. Sadly...

Scandinavian Psychiatrists concerned at alcohol consumption levels... 0
be reasonable 4 years

You can lead a Norse to water...

Go Compare tenor to headline Glastonbury 0
Leeboy007 4 years

U2 drop out due to Bono being 'a twat'...

BBC radio to air Great Sodcasts of our time as a modern Desert Island Discs 0
simonjmr 4 years
John Prescot parodys his career on advert by pretending to be a politician. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Pensioners organise pub crawl to defend their right to get shitfaced. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years

More alcohol soon...

Northwest Gentry, Ready To Re-enact Peterloo Massacre..... 3
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..if Manchester unemployed complain again about ticket prices at Old Trafford...

JUST IN! Jordan to marry TV advert meerkat Aleksandr Orlov 2
Leeboy007 4 years
Emperor penguin declares itself sovereign ruler of New Zealand 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
43 year-old 'mortified' by age of fellow Wombles fans 6
4 years

Paul Jones, a life-long fan of popular music act 'The Wombles', was horrified to find himself amongst hundreds of 'old people' at their Glastonbury reunion gig. At 43, Paul is at least 8 months...

Investigation Into High Incidence of Door Slamming..... 2
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.'All down to high cost of dentistry,' says expert...

Belfast gunman says he got some really good shots last night 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Nobody expected a BBC drama about the Monty Python 'Life of Brian' controversy 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
George Osborne’s latest forecast: ‘Henman to win Wimbledon’ 0
FraserWords 4 years

More incorrect predictions soon...

Greek government warns its citizens there is no Plan Beta 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Census hackers "wanted to rip piss out of Star Wars nerds" 0
FraserWords 4 years

Computer hackers targeted 2011 Census data so “they could mercilessly track down Star Wars nerds and rip the piss out of them”, sources suggested today., An online hacking group claims to have...

Next Chelsea manager to be 14 year old schoolboy 0
Leeboy007 4 years

more to follow...

Scientist confirms Ashley Cole is 'a cunt' 0
Leeboy007 4 years

more to follow...