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Sarah Furguson to negotiate PM dinner deals.. 0
wilkieone 25.03.12 10:11am
wilkieone
Loan shark, seeks company.. 0
wilkieone 25.03.12 10:09am
wilkieone
Osborne charges Clegg £250,000 for access to Cameron 0
nickb 25.03.12 9:43am
nickb
Dick Cheney heart transplant latest; old heart to be taken to Mordor by Frodo

Dick Cheney's old heart is to be dropped into the crack of Doom in the mountain of fire deep in the dark land of Mordor...

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apepper 25.03.12 9:41am
apepper
Pensioners budget fury; "We can't afford to buy lunch with Cameron anymore"

More to follow...

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apepper 25.03.12 9:38am
apepper
Miliband 'offered £250,000' to anyone prepared to have lunch with him 0
roybland 25.03.12 9:27am
roybland
Medium Derek Acorah and 'spirit guide' split because of 'artistic differences'

Television medium, Derek Acorah and his ‘spirit guide’ Sam have announced they are to split. They have cited their ‘artistic differences’ as the main reason, with Sam becoming ever more...

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Perks 25.03.12 9:20am
weematt
Nick Clegg Commemorative Platter: Order Now!

Be sure to act now so you don't miss out on this rare opportunity to own this limited edition memento to the Mickey Rourke of politics. http://t.co/Wo30Wyxh...

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The_RLJ 25.03.12 9:13am
The_RLJ
Competition: Win dinner for two with the Camerons

Win a business opportunity of a life time plus dinner for two in the company of Prime Minister David Cameron and his lovely wife Samantha. The menu is yet to be decided but you will have the chance...

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weematt 25.03.12 8:45am
weematt
Flick Book version of The Artist out in May

A flick book version  of five Oscars winner The Artist is expected out in May. A spokesman for HMV said they were already taking pre-orders for the eagerly awaited flick book version of the black...

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roybland 25.03.12 8:27am
roybland
Measles sufferers to get spot checks 3
weematt 25.03.12 8:16am
weematt
Psychic says she did not know show had been cancelled... 0
wilkieone 25.03.12 8:07am
wilkieone
1/4 million for dinner with cameron! burger king £1.99! 0
wilkieone 25.03.12 8:04am
wilkieone
Man who looked into his girlfriend's eyes saw only eyes

When Ray Smith,19, looked into his girlfriend Samantha's eyes across a candlelit dinner table, he was taken aback to see just a pair of eyes. 'I'm not sure what I expected,' he said. 'But something...

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roybland 25.03.12 12:29am
Psycadelic Squirrel
After Eights Refuse To Adjust To British Summer Time 2
sredni vashta 25.03.12 12:13am
Scroat
Supermarket pioneering Roadkill Range

Supermarket giants Tesbury's are to roll out a new line of food entitled "Roadkill", and aim to introduce it as a viable alternative to other supermarket's budget brands. "Every day hundreds of...

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Exiled Royal 25.03.12 12:11am
FlashArry
Vince Cable charged 'half a Toblerone' for access to Nick Clegg 1
24.03.12 11:39pm
Perks
Would-be pornographer to try new "Homage to Tulisa" angle 0
FlashArry 24.03.12 11:10pm
FlashArry
Britain’s depleted Air Force ‘no longer has capacity to carpet-bomb Germany’

Air Marshal Sir Roderick Faulkes-Stanley has launched a withering attack on politicians looking to reduce the RAF’s budget. According to him, the air force has been paired back so far that it no...

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24.03.12 10:50pm
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Wales is boring - Official

The Welsh Assembly today reacted angrily to criticisms that 'simply nothing worth reporting' goes on in Wales. A report by CeeBeebies says that, compared to Scotland, Wales looks like it's been in a...

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Exiled Royal 24.03.12 9:47pm
Exiled Royal
Stephen Hawking disqualified from The Voice

New talent show The Voice has banned Stephen Hawking after the famous physicist used a speech synthesizer which used samples from the recently deceased Luciano Pavarotti...

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apepper 24.03.12 9:10pm
apepper
Bicycle manufacturer appoints new spokesperson. 1
Haywood Manley 24.03.12 8:37pm
Perks
Bolton trainer's sponge sells on Ebay for £1m

alternatively Man City and Chelsea in bidding war for Bolton trainer's sponge...

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weematt 24.03.12 8:03pm
weematt
Newsbiscuit Crossword. 1 Down: I, with a slut, make x factor judge (6)

About time we had a crossword...

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weematt 24.03.12 7:55pm
weematt
James Cameron still preparing for tiresome, overly long dive 0
24.03.12 7:39pm
Toulouse gunman's mother 'wracked with guilt', claim prosecutors 0
24.03.12 7:37pm
"Fraudulent" DIY service threatened with closure.

Mr. DIY, a one-man Derbyshire firm which offers to carry out customers' odd jobs for them has been threatened with closure by a local council unless it changes its name, as it apparently contravenes...

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Haywood Manley 24.03.12 6:13pm
dvo4fun
Nurses ADMIT they're, "In it for the money."

Their virulent opposition to longer contract hours, healthcare reform and outsourcing led many to suspect, but today the Royal College of Nursing admits what many thought all along, they're in it for...

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Jacobandthehats 24.03.12 6:10pm
SugarTits69
People keep dying despite introduction of NHS reforms claims doctors' group. 0
Ostsee 24.03.12 5:28pm
Ostsee
Middle Class Kids Are Most At Risk From Internet Sex Offenders

Breaking news, Middle Class children are more likely to be harmed by internet use that their poorer peers and it has nothing to do with the ability to afford a computer. According to researchers, the...

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frustratedpoet 24.03.12 4:55pm
arthurminnit