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All members of the Royle family now given equal right to sit in the armchair 0
Screenie 28.10.11 11:40am
iPhone voice recognition issue prompts renewed calls for Scots to learn English 2
butagirl 28.10.11 11:38am
Police powerless over recent bank robberies, as pay rises are in the contracts 0
Ian Searle 28.10.11 11:31am
Ian Searle
China poised to turn off the TV and hide behind sofa as EU come knocking 0
button 28.10.11 11:30am
Former Dale Farm residents sue themselves over shoddy barricades

Travellers who have recently moved on from the illegal Dale Farm site are back in the news, as it emerges they are now engaged in a bitter dispute with themselves. The row is over the standard of...

Vertically Challenged Giant 28.10.11 12:58pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Royal Succession laws change, future regent to be selected on new ITV show.

Future potential Kings and Queens will have to prove their abilities and win public respect and telephone votes in a TV talent knock-out competition. Simon Cowell's Syco Ltd has announced an...

bonjonelson 28.10.11 1:25pm
Good looking female royals to get priority in throne succession. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 28.10.11 2:37pm
Number of paces royal wives walk behind their husbands slashed from ten to eight 1
allmyownstunts 28.10.11 5:34pm
Al OPecia
IOW residents reminded to put clocks back to Medieval

Residents of the Isle of Wight are today being reminded to put their clocks back to Medieval times at midnight on Saturday. 'We put our clocks forward to Victorian back in the Spring' explained IOW...

ianslat 28.10.11 10:34am
UK royal succession laws changed, Corgi now next in line. 0
DiY 28.10.11 10:12am
Thermal images reveal 98% of politicians' brains are empty overnight

Damning images from a survey of second homes show that MP's brains are devoid of activity overnight meaning national security is at risk if an attack took place after 5pm...

vertical 28.10.11 10:12am
Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory bid for Saddam's buttock

"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said...

pinxit 28.10.11 10:10am
Anger after breakfast.

Activists react to Giles Fraser's exit and call on Archbishop of Canterbury to speak out in favour of the movement. An Occupy London resident obsessed only by the need to be on telly said " We who...

arflaethel 28.10.11 9:44am
Bum deal for deposed dictators

Following the failure of a bronze cast of part of Saddam Hussain's left buttock to capture the imagination of art lovers at a recent auction, critics have poured scorn on this and other tyranical...

spoole2112 28.10.11 9:40am
All anti capitalist protesters are former Dale Farm residents, claim police. 0
dominic_mcg 28.10.11 9:39am
West London suburb terrorised by 'trick or treat' interpretive street dance gang

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear, unable to go outside last night after receiving a visit from a group of synchronised trick-or-treaters who performed...

Golgo13 29.10.11 4:08pm
Al OPecia
Scottish freedom fighters fail because of 'funny money'

Today, it has emerged, that a group calling themselves the Scottish Transitional Council have returned back to Glasgow following a failed attempt to fight in England to achieve liberation and...

Perks 11.01.12 5:47pm
Cornish pensioner walks out of bingo in ‘lateral protest’ against Stratford play

A Truro pensioner stormed out of a bingo club in protest against the explicit scenes of sex and violence in the controversial Marat/Sade play. ‘Why go to the bother of travelling all the way to...

Clarky 28.10.11 4:09pm
Sarkozy 'trampled' at European summit

French President Nicolas Sarkozy was airlifted to hospital yesterday after being found sticking to the shoe of Prime Minister David Cameron. “One minute he was there when we had the photo shoot,...

Scroat 28.10.11 4:30pm
Research shows that frequently hungover people are immune to cancer 0
charlies_hat 28.10.11 7:32am
Bad news for greedy city directors as Aspirin proves to be a cure for them. 0
HarryTheBiscuit 28.10.11 7:24am
Nancy Dell'Ollio claims chef James Petrie is a dish. 0
HarryTheBiscuit 28.10.11 7:20am
Thatcher still milking system. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 6:53am
Al OPecia
Obama admits that EuroDisney for France was "a mistake". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.10.11 6:50am
Al OPecia
John Terry denies making comments on the title race 0
charlies_hat 28.10.11 6:48am
Lazy worker demands to be paid overtime for doing his job 0
Dumbnews 28.10.11 4:18am
Stevie Wonder releases, "I just called to say can you hear me now?" 0
Dumbnews 28.10.11 4:05am
Apple to launch new AyePhone for the Scottish market 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 28.10.11 3:15am
Psycadelic Squirrel
New Honda Smiley a breakthrough in drivability

With no dashboard to worry about, the new Smiley is the easiest car to drive ever, claim Honda's auto engineers. Driver information is provided by a single circular LED display on the steering wheel,...

Boutros 28.10.11 11:05am
Euro, Euro, gently over the dam ...

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, banks are such a scam...

DorsetBoy 27.10.11 11:52pm