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Navy reveal: new, cheaper, heat-seeking missiles have flown south for winter 6
ramblesnake 3 years
Anorexics Operatic Society performance ends in chaos 0
De-scribe 3 years

The Pilsbury Anorexics Operatic Society’s gala opening night performance of Gotterdammerung ended in chaos last night when no-one could tell whether or not the show was over. Audience member Mrs...

French Home Office reveals genital imprint database. 3
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Much more, soon, [url=http://www.leparisien.fr/politique/lapsus-hortefeux-defend-le-fichier-des-empreintes-genitales-17-10-2010-1112902.php]Dixit Hortefeux[/url]...

Army personnel cuts to be obtained by sending lots more to Afganistan. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Arthur Scargill seen whistling and skipping down the street in Barnsley 0
arrghgarry 3 years
"Treatment" available in Zurich, claim Thatcher's medical team. 2
Mr.3374 3 years

It's a 'flu jab, honest Maggie...

Two Draughtsman To Settle Dispute by Whoever Draws the Shortest Straw 0
IABP 3 years
Whistleblower exposes ‘ladybirds useful in the garden’ scam 0
ianslat 3 years

An anonymous insect has caused a storm in gardens up and down the country by claiming on the Wikileaks website that despite the universally accepted story that ladybirds eat aphids and thereby...

Limerick about Big Oil's marketing methods 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

You can tell at a cursory glance, That the Right can't get petrol in France,, But in point of fact, Those points on the map, Are where stuffed ballots gave Speedy this chance. ____________,...

Primary school bids to be contingency host of 2012 Olympics 0
simonjmr 3 years

St Stephen's primary school in Reading has today announced that they will be bidding to be a contingency host for the 2012 London Olympics. "We have put together a strong package, outlining that we...

Mark Thatcher Still Trying To Find The Hospital His Mother Is In 4
IABP 3 years
EU to fund French people wanting to emigrate to the real world. 4
Ostsee 3 years
Spending Cuts 'Signal Non-Specific Colour Day' say PC Brigade. 0
IABP 3 years
Good ol' George hoping the bank levy won’t be dry 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Death sees Penthouse founder achieve ultimate stiffness 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Royal Regiment of Ninjas... 0
be reasonable 3 years

to lead Remembrance Day March Past for seventh year in a row...

Footballer arrested on sex charge after crackdown on tackles from behind 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Osbore prepares to uveil goverment cuts 4
rickwestwell 3 years
Middle aged men wearing United Rooney shirts soon to look even more of a plonker 4
ramblesnake 3 years
French Police use tear gas on striking onion choppers. More soon. 0
antharrison 3 years
Paper heiress "blown away" by Supreme Court judgement... 1
ItsReevesy 3 years

More soon !...

Osborne "accidentally" abolishes Cornwall in budget cuts. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[I thought Wales were paying for it?]...

Osborne claims 'A multi-class society has failed', now favours 'integration' 0
la maga 3 years

In a landmark speech to parliament yesterday the Chancellor George Osborne announced that he believes that the 'multi-class' experiment has failed. "The middle classes don't talk to the working...

Retirement age rises to 67 for middle class and 77 for working class. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Retirement age for upper class set to drop to 28...

Shoplifting blamed for surprise fall in average cost of weekly shopping basket 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tesco jump redundancy bandwagon with in-store "Place Used Careers here" bins 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Something mildly humourous about something vaguely topical. 22
Phlegm 3 years
Housewife Mrs. N.Hubbard of Slough announces her domestic spending review 2010 4
Iamthestig 3 years

Reacting to the Chancellors spending review and outline for economic recovery, Mrs. Hubbard has outlined how she will be spending her allowance and income for the next 12 months. "It is important to...

Cabinet members forced to have brazilians.... 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

after misprint in report about cuts in the pubic sector...

Last Hog Dies before Hog hunting is banned in Australia.... 0
Rowly 3 years

"Oh well", said a saddened Aussie, "that's the end of the Pork Hunt"...