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In New york Hassidic Child killer Levi Aron'says he hears voices telling him 13
doggone 4 years

"say you hear voices"...

Nigel's parents admit things haven't turned out the way they planned. 8
Ian Searle 4 years

After he was made redundant by British Steel...

London man wins fucking medal or something 8
Andrew 4 years

Robin Parker, 52, of Lewisham, was today awarded a fucking medal or something for turning up to work on time for the tenth day running. His supervisor, Helen Thomas, said "he's had a bit of a...

Euromillions jackpot won by 'two tight bastards from north of the border' 2
roybland 4 years

The £161m Euromillions jackpot has been won by 'two tight bastards from north of the border' according to one million disgruntled English lottery players. While Chris Weir and her husband Colin...

As Charlie Gilmour explains to his new friends how his i pad 2 is jailbroken 0
doggone 4 years

they mention its funny how he should bring that up...

OFNURS calls for new nursery rhymes to deal with cancer and paedophilia 0
grottymonty 4 years

Given the timless appeal of ring o roses, OFNURS a quango concerned overseeing childrens rhymes has called for new nursery rhymes covering such subjects as new variant CJD, cancer, paedophilia,...

Rupert Murdoch makes mili-apology. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
News Corp scandal forces Obama to resign due to six degrees of seperation 0
Dumbnews 4 years
hobo's fear price hike 1
dangleberry 4 years

hobo's fear price hike after hooch factory explosion kills five...

Fred Bayr 4 years

Leader of the BNP Nick Griffin is suffering from the world’s first case of Reverse Vitiligo. Vitiligo slowly discolours dark skin in patches and over time can turn black people white. The most...

Lancaster bomber returns from Tripoli mission - RAF deny aircraft shortages 3
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Murdoch's apology to Dowlers: "I never thought we'd get caught". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Newscorps to officially be pronounced phonetically from now on 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Information from hacked voicemails published 8
Danny 4 years

In an attempt to alleviate the unprecedented public outcry over the phone hacking scandal has led News International to release the specific information gained from the voicemails of the various...

Rebekah Brooks' hint-taking skills called into question 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Energy crisis to be solved by harnessing power of nation's treadmills 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Manager of Ayrshire Greggs enrols kids at Private School and flies to Barbados 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Researchers Blame 3-D TV's..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.For indepth programmes that are intellectualising ordinary people. 'The effect on society could be major,'says a professor. 'The working class, with a more intellectual brain, could demand more...

Atheists in child disabuse scandal 5
Andrew 4 years

An investigation for BBC's Panorama has revealed that the "New Atheist" movement has been engaged in a long-term, systematic programme of child disabuse. While most atheist leaders, such as Richard...

Robert Webb murders David Mitchell in a jealous rage 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Portland coastguard closure blamed on rabbits 0
beau-jolly 4 years

Rabbits, rabbits. I've said it now, hahaha, Rabbits!...

Chancellor Osborne Admits That Massive Budget Cuts.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.was just a dare...

To compete with free, web startups pay you to be a user 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Euromillions winners 'thrilled' at the scale of pies they are now able to afford 2
SpankyMonkey 4 years
Tories Next Annual Conference To Be Held In N. O. W. Building... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.Just can't keep away...

Dozens injured at annual Time Team shindig 4
OllieP 4 years
Cameron At A Loss What To Do Next...... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..Now that Headmaster Murdoch isn't marking his homework...

Google announce plans to make everything 10% more free 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Rebekah Brooks sets new British and Commonwealth record in defenestration 0
JohnA 4 years

sure to be representing Great Britain in 2012...

Soaring Gold Prices Cause Dentists To Advise Their Patients ..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years maintain a firm grin...