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Earth sized planet spotted..... approaching Earth from a Galaxy far far away.

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/71/DSI_hdapproach.jpg...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:38pm
MADJEZ
Pulitzer Prize winner Piers Morgan hits out at tabloid journalism.

More holier than thou testimony soon...

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MADJEZ 20.12.11 9:31pm
MADJEZ
Berlusconi collection to be sold at Christies

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced that he will be selling his private collection of prostitutes' calling cards, which he has been collecting from phoneboxes in major...

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Username 20.12.11 8:33pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jong merrily on high - A Korean Khristmas Karol

(To the tune of Ding Dong merrily on high) Kim Jong-Il now has died,, In North Korea they're crying,, Kim Jong-un now will try,, To keep his army fighting....

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Perks 20.12.11 8:23pm
dvo4fun
Piers Morgan triumph as 20 members of Leveson enquiry double his TV audience

Piers Morgan's video link appearance before the Leveson enquiry has broken all records for viewers of the former tabloid editor. Justice Leveson was asked why Morgan hadn't been required to attend in...

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apepper 20.12.11 8:19pm
dvo4fun
Leveson enquiry to be retitled 'Piers Morgans Lie Stories' 0
Ian Searle 20.12.11 8:14pm
Ian Searle
Referees Introduced to Ensure that Riots are Run to Government Rules

The Home Affairs Committee investigating behaviour of rioters and the police during the summer is to introduce rules and referees to manage future riots in the UK. To quote from the report summary,...

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Immunis 20.12.11 6:44pm
dvo4fun
"It's de location that counts!" Says Channel 4's Phil Spencer

The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property-porn programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Delocation, Delocation' in 2012. There had been numerous...

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dvo4fun 20.12.11 6:38pm
dvo4fun
Confusion Over Meaning Of Big Society Blamed For Obesity Rise

Public misunderstanding over Cameron’s Big Society policy has been blamed for a dramatic increase in obesity it was revealed yesterday. The flagship government policy was misunderstood by many to...

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UnoEye 20.12.11 6:21pm
Immunis
Croissant thief ‘kneads the dough'

“my boss has been promising me a raise, but he’s just full of hot air”., http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8967833/Croissant-thief-on-the-loose-in-France.html...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 20.12.11 6:10pm
button
World’s smallest bible discovered as CERN detects the ‘Word of God Particle’ 0
Immunis 20.12.11 6:02pm
Immunis
North Korean Onion Ring bust by police

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36382, +, http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36449, =, this...

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bonjonelson 20.12.11 5:54pm
bonjonelson
Surrey police penetrate local onion ring 1
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 5:40pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Relief as Kim Jong 'Un', Kim Jong 'Il' revealed to be local football result 1
cinquecento 20.12.11 5:25pm
cinquecento
Claus speaks out: "We've all worked for Ovalteenies since '53" 0
Drylaw 20.12.11 4:59pm
Drylaw
Clegg's face wins 2011 Smacked Arse crown 1
Drylaw 20.12.11 4:52pm
Drylaw
Family faces bleak Christmas as text message announces Sellotape safety recall

Christmas has again been ruined for Britain’s most credulous man, this time by a late-night text message announcing a safety recall on Sellotape. The recall was made at 12.27am and applies to short...

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20.12.11 4:37pm
beau-jolly
North Korea denies story that Kim Jong Il died from stranglewank

surprised there has not been mention of this already...

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fernandomando 20.12.11 4:36pm
fernandomando
H*RLICKS COMPLAIN ABOUT CENSORSHIP 0
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 4:16pm
Son of Barnabas
Great Firewall of China can be seen from MySpace, say Internet Experts 0
bonjonelson 20.12.11 3:59pm
bonjonelson
Antiques Roadshow to now include games consoles and mobile phones.

In a bid to attract a younger audience, the Antiques Roadshow will allow members of the public to have games consoles, mobile phones, cd's and dvd's valued and possibly sold to their experts. As...

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delightfullyodd 20.12.11 3:42pm
Couriernew
McDonalds pours billons of dollars of sponsorship into the 2012 McLympics

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkoiWS2a10NZvbgOePkMR_nR9kazeLdSetQjm4yce22L6_Lj1EXA...

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Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 3:36pm
Couriernew
Ron Paul on the Defensive: "My racist statements were taken out of context." 0
Couriernew 20.12.11 3:34pm
Couriernew
Rail Fares to continue rising proportionate to lateness 1
Iamthestig 20.12.11 2:39pm
Rowly
Dutch scientists create first sexually explicit version of bird flu

A research team led by ‘Big’ Ron Fouchier at Rotterdam's Erasmus Medical Centre has created the world’s first mutant hardcore version of the H5N1 bird flu virus that can be passed via...

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Gary Stanton 20.12.11 2:16pm
dvo4fun
Education Secretary responds to OFSTED criticism: "Lessons have been learned" 0
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 2:10pm
Son of Barnabas
North Korea leader now only lies in state 0
RJWinter 20.12.11 2:03pm
RJWinter
Stop press....Kim Jong ill, now dead..Kim Jong un-ill.. new leader..

Headstone to read. "I told you I was IL"...

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Rowly 20.12.11 1:46pm
Rowly
Higgs Boson found emitting from McDonalds apple pie

Plucky British scientists have again showed that they are at the forefront of sub-atomic research by identifying, measuring and collecting the elusive God particle. The team of literally four...

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grottymonty 20.12.11 1:40pm
grottymonty
Ladies! Get the "Iron Lady" look!

http://guru.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com/skin-anime-60-81aee07.gif All hail fashion icon Meryl Streep! She's made the Thatcher look popular again. Now all you ladies can be the envy of your friends...

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Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 1:40pm
Son of Barnabas