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Graffiti Yob Becomes A Millionaire From Reporting His Own Crimes

Western Australian Youth Justice advocates defended their decision today not to increase fines for criminal damage in light of an infamous graffiti artist becoming a millionaire at the age of 19...

brianflan 08.06.13 8:53am
Mormon Defence League holds protest outside Starbucks

Shoppers in Liverpool got more than they bargained for yesterday when their morning coffee stop was interrupted by a rowdy demonstration from the Mormon Defence League. Around seven demonstrators...

NorthernGravy 08.06.13 8:27am
Man with very thick glasses claims he's been doing “selfies” for years 0
weematt 08.06.13 8:17am
Phillip gives update on mid east to Chinese nurse: "they're Syria and Syria"

No more stereotypically bad gaffes soon...

Not Amused 08.06.13 8:15am
Not Amused
UN launches record appeal. 78's or 45's accepted. 0
weematt 08.06.13 8:14am
Germany to leave the Euro

The IMF, and ECB (and everyone else), have declared Latvia insane for wanting to join the Euro in January 2014. Following the announcement Germany has decided to leave the Euro and takeover the...

rgk 08.06.13 6:37am
Enough is enough says French chicken farmer 29
Dick Everyman 08.06.13 1:38am
Vladamir Putin announces divorce ahead of Russian vote on gay marriage. 3
raudus 08.06.13 12:05am
Ref Minor
Government think tank bursts leaving cabinet deep in thought. 1
weematt 07.06.13 11:55pm
sredni vashta
Fears for coalition as Nick and Dave go to ballet together 0
sydalg 07.06.13 11:39pm
Underground Solar Panels To Compete With Indoor Wind Turbines 0
Titus 07.06.13 10:18pm
Think tanks now expect austerity to outlast posterity 0
weematt 07.06.13 10:08pm
Arrested Trappist loudly demands right to silence 0
sydalg 07.06.13 7:02pm
Half of UK population "will die in the future"

At least half of the current UK population will die of something fatal at some point in the future, a stark new medical report has suggested. Eternal Life Research Group Plc., which commissioned the...

jamsieoconnor 07.06.13 7:01pm
Ed Miliband promises a cap on life expectancy

In an increasingly desperate attempt to prove his credibility with right wing voters, Ed Miliband has promised to limit the lengths that people will go to avoid death. Buoyed by the recent...

Wrenfoe 07.06.13 6:57pm
BBC Announces New Dragon for Dragons Den Series

Today the BBC have announced the latest replacement Dragon for its prime time series Dragons Den. Simon Brown, unemployed bricklayer from Newcastle will be the latest Dragon seeking to invest in...

Deimos 07.06.13 6:54pm
Teachers to troops initiative rejected by armed forces

Government plans to fast track teachers into the armed forces have been attacked by military leaders as 'Short sighted and dangerous.' The scheme, which will see secondary school geography teachers...

antharrison 07.06.13 6:21pm
Epidemic of sexual inadequacy prompts calls for panda cull 2
cinquecento 07.06.13 5:49pm
"Can I be a groom of Christ?" asks monk after same sex marriage bill 6
Dick Everyman 07.06.13 3:53pm
Domino pizza drone crashes. Potato wedges in rotor? 0
weematt 07.06.13 2:55pm
Army introduce waterboarding and beasting to schools

Army officers who have retrained as teachers have introduced new levels of discipline to schools, it was revealed today. At schools across the country, waterboarding is now accepted as a suitable...

John Wiltshire 07.06.13 1:24pm
25 years after first attempt, The Queen gatecrashes the BBC News

"Who's laughing now Sue Lawley?"

Kramaring 07.06.13 1:21pm
Camberwick Green to get massive inshore windfarm windfall

Residents of Camberwick Green are celebrating on the news that Windy Miller's mill is to supply power to the national grid. As a result, the village hopes to benefit from a substantial inshore...

Boutros 07.06.13 12:45pm
Dara O'Briain to present all BBC Television shows by 2015

After an organisational review the BBC have unveiled a plan to install baldy misshapen Irish comedy wag Dara O'Briain as presenter of almost every single programme on the BBC within 2 years. ...

theinvisiblecitychannels 07.06.13 12:31pm
Queen to open up Prince Philip 1
Scronnyglonkle 07.06.13 12:06pm
German vicar finds egg missing from box - preaches elf eier and damnation

Hat tip to Dick Everyman...

Smart Alex 07.06.13 11:57am
pere floza
Dignitas introduce budget pay-as-you-go service. 0
sredni vashta 07.06.13 11:34am
sredni vashta
Shaving brush industry welcomes the badger cull. 5
Ian Searle 07.06.13 10:52am
Midfield Diamond
70th Anniversary re-run of Dambusters raid causes severe flooding in Germany

Reports from Germany following the raid in 1943 stated there was little impact from the destruction of 4 dams in Germany.,...

rgk 07.06.13 8:50am
Hard up Nigella viewer 'putting one in the food bank' 0
pere floza 07.06.13 8:42am
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