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Koreans disqualified for bringing a 10m Air Rifle to the 10m Air Rifle event

They're blaming the Chinese...

Rootin Tootin 01.08.12 3:20pm
Rootin Tootin
Eight sports thrown out of Olympics for 'being a bit shit'

I'm sure this has potential but the mojo has gone. Anyone want to take it up?...

Oxbridge 01.08.12 2:42pm
Cyclists expecting to be pushed all the way to the line. Investigation underway

More soon....

Not Amused 01.08.12 2:06pm
Not Amused
Olympic Fencing to be made more exciting by use of props

In a bid to make Olympic fencing more accessible to spectators, officials have announced a trial in which theatre-style props are to be introduced into the arena. Initially these props will include...

Smart Alex 01.08.12 1:29pm
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Decline in newspaper sales blamed on giving them away for free

A new study by the London School of Economics has found strong evidence for the decline in newspaper sales. Professor Delman reported that, ‘It may not be obvious to the layman but if you sell...

Actual Size 01.08.12 1:20pm
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Public Outcry as Opening Ceremony 'Fails to Reflect British Culture'

ForumThe NewsBiscuit Community, Welcome, Totty | Log Out | Private Messages, Search: Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten Public Outcry as Opening...

Totty 01.08.12 12:28pm
Badminton "just a bit boring" admits S. Korean

South Korea's Kim Min-Jung admitted that Tuesday's badminton debacle arose because none of the remaining pairs could be bothered to play any better. Ms Kim told state media "None of us are really...

BAJDixon 01.08.12 12:20pm
Do Ping is innocent. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.08.12 11:35am
Argumentative pair win rowing gold medal 0
charlies_hat 01.08.12 11:31am
Chinese and Koreans looking forward to throwing events in athletics 2
charlies_hat 01.08.12 9:34am
Dorset police warn badminton chiefs for saying players did not use best efforts 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.08.12 9:22am
Duncan Biscuit
Women's beach volleyball spectators disappointed at lack of shirt swapping

More letching soon...

seymour totti 01.08.12 8:59am
seymour totti
Women's football attendees disappointed by lack of heavy rain 0
antharrison 01.08.12 8:42am
E. Coli rebrands itself "Eco. Li"

E.Coli, a leading bacterium in the food poisoning industry, has confirmed it is renaming all 400 trillion of itself as "Eco. Li" with immediate effect. 'Host organisms should  recognise the...

NewSuburbanDad 01.08.12 8:39am
Mitt Romney: Aleppo was my least favourite Marx Brother. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 01.08.12 8:18am
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Cyclists 'cull' given green light

In scenes reminiscent of the euphoria over London's successful Olympic bid, motoring group members danced with joy in Trafalgar Square this morning as the government finally accepted that a cull was...

Bobsgoodeye 01.08.12 8:03am
Glastonbury fans 'very disappointed' with London's alternative 3-Day Event 0
dvo4fun 01.08.12 8:01am
Paralympic Revamp To Include Paralytics

In an attempt to boost stadium ticket sales for the London 2012 Paralympics, LOCOG have announced that in addition to the traditional T and F competition categories, a new K category will be added....

George Harvey Bone 31.07.12 10:58pm
Double dip recession disqualified from Olympic swimming final

More to follow...

apepper 31.07.12 10:01pm
Abridged audiobook "15 Shades of Grey" not so successful. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.07.12 9:55pm
Double dip recession - it's not about winning, it's about taking part.

And we're all in it together...

Iscariot 31.07.12 9:45pm
Where’s Lord Coe?

The Olympic village has today been alive with rumours that Lord Coe has gone missing. The LOCOG leader has not been seen in public all day and officials have been baffled as to his whereabouts. In...

PeterB 31.07.12 9:23pm
Mr Target
TV Channel Guide Abbreviation Horrors?

'The Big Bang Theory,' followed by 'How I Met Your Mot.'...

Jesse Bigg 31.07.12 8:20pm
Jesse Bigg
Chinese swimmer tests positive for twin outboard Evinrude motors...

Hat tip to Maverick...

Smart Alex 31.07.12 7:59pm
Smart Alex
Olympics chaos as Americans patent "running quickly"

The athletic events in the Olympics has been thrown into confusion by the announcement by the American team that they've patented "running quickly using the legs". An American team spokesman...

apepper 31.07.12 7:48pm
Man accidentally gives car to complete stranger. More soon.

.. I'm not making it up...

Al OPecia 31.07.12 6:53pm
Mr Target
Romney fails dope test. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 31.07.12 6:30pm
Al OPecia
Insane couple still expect to be happy after 11 years

Psychiatrists up and down Britain are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a married couple from Swindon, Peter and Sophie Davison, sought guidance because of a sudden crisis in their 11-year...

Oxbridge 31.07.12 5:59pm
Olympic tickets to be donated to tramps in an effort to put bums on seats. 1
wallster 31.07.12 5:54pm
Team GB athlete wins gold medal at Jimmy Saville auction 4
ginty 31.07.12 5:51pm