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Public Sector Lego 1
Stephen Norman 4 years

A cabinet minister made a speech today designed to calm fears relating to the possible widespread public sector strikes. The minister explained how “genius” had struck him while shopping in...

Fat People ate the Money 1
Stephen Norman 4 years

World economists were left red-faced today following the publication of a New York Post investigation that reveals the true cause of the 2007 financial crash. According to the 200 page document, the...

Stock market analysts "Too anal" say analysts. 0
yussle 4 years
Top Al-Qaeda terrorist considers having faith job 1
RJWinter 4 years
Changing landscape leaves Einstein agog 1
spoole2112 4 years
Young lad to be thrown into ring with no protection for adults’ entertainment. 0
suwe 4 years

Eddy Miliband (18) is to attempt to triumph after a bout in front of a tough Liverpool audience this week, in the teeth of the doubts of many as to his resilience., Getting the upper hand and...

Einstein's unexpected appearence at CERN silence's time travel doubters 0
spoole2112 4 years
ECG machine market flatlines. 1
spoole2112 4 years

More later...

In an ironic twist, out of control satellite lands on Dale Farm 2
Perks 4 years
"New tree, would change everything" 0
spoole2112 4 years

What was considered for many years as no more than a flippant comment by Albert Einstein on being offered a magnolia tree from his cousin Skwared (an employee of Einstein's favourite garden centre),...

Unexpected demand for DeLorean cars 0
Sinnick 4 years
"Tiger pedicure" business ill thought out claims Institue of Beauticians 0
simonjmr 4 years

Lynx Pedicures more focused and dainty. More soon...

NASA latest: "satellite likely to hit Dale Farm". Tinkers "delighted". 1
Al OPecia 4 years
Seven injured at Italian sign language conference 1
nickb 4 years

Ancora tra un po...

Corrie actress failed to suffer enough in real life fire incident 1
Oxbridge 4 years

Coronation Street actress Eileen Derbyshire has been criticised for getting herself burned on set in a drearily plausible way. Derbyshire, who has played Emily Bishop since the 1960s, reportedly got...

Hacker spontaneously combusts. Firewall "effective" says bank. 0
Crapwerewolf 4 years
Hat sales soar as Nasa warns of Satellite Crash Landing 0
apepper 4 years

With the imminent crash landing of a half ton satellite, sales of hats, particularly of the safety, bowler and top varieties have boomed. One shopper commented that the odds of being hit by the...

Charlie Gilmor's Prison Diaries 12
henry deal 4 years

Life inside is not easy. This is my poetry.

Tescos to Cut Prices by £500 Million "per customer" 0
apepper 4 years

Supermarket giant Tescos has announced that £500 million is to be targeted to reducing customer prices and, in response to questioning, went on to claim this would be "per customer". "The simplest...

Troy Davis Left Me His "Guns And Ammo" Subscription. 21
rikkor 4 years

Five issues left! (Drat! I'm going to have to wait a bit.)...

Scottish engineer at CERN to be questioned over change to the Law of Physics 0
Erlang 4 years

Kirk's faith in him justified...

Light from low energy bulbs moves slower than conventional bulbs 1
apepper 4 years

Scientists have revealed that the light from the European imposed low energy bulbs moves [i]way [/i]slower than the traditional, British invented, filament lights. For years people have complained...

Commercial pilots say they've been playing exciting games with clouds for years 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Can't see what all the fuss is about...

Physicists baffled as 1000s of Lib Dem supporters desert party faster than light 0
Skylarking 4 years

No more soon...

Abbas pushing for UN to back Palestine - with release of Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! 0
Ian Searle 4 years

(A State After Midnight)...

Cern scientists astounded at discovery of Dr Brian Cox 0
simonjmr 4 years
BBC memo reveals that Jonathan Ross should never interview Lucy Worsley 0
simonjmr 4 years
RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered to AA 0
pinxit 4 years
Rag and Bone men brought in to track falling satellite. 0
simonjmr 4 years
UK Economy to be saved by 15 foot, North/South dividing wall 3
Perks 4 years

David Cameron, Nick clegg and George Osbourne have announced their last ditch effort to save the British economy will be to build a 15 foot North/South dividing wall. The plan will be to create to...