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Jesus' Second Coming Badly Timed Say Boat Race Organisers

The much anticipated second coming of the Son of God finally came to pass yesterday disrupting the traditional April Thames Boat Race of Oxford versus Cambridge. Jesus was spotted walking on the...

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SimonJJames 10.04.12 10:54am
Scroat
Titanic memorial cruise may not follow original route exactly 7
Mandy Lifeboat 10.04.12 10:22am
charlies_hat
Billy Zane's movie career the latest relic at Titanic exhibition 0
Iamthestig 10.04.12 10:22am
Iamthestig
Battleship showing cancelled after seats B6,7 &8 are booked and a destroyer sank 0
Ian Searle 10.04.12 9:57am
Ian Searle
Mega millions jackpot winners unveiled as UK's richest tax avoiders by Treasury 0
simonjmr 10.04.12 9:40am
simonjmr
Old pepsi can still on display in Peckham Vending machine 1
paddyparkinson 10.04.12 9:25am
Skylarking
Captain Hook to be extradited to Neverland 0
Tomfinger 10.04.12 9:13am
Tomfinger
Cameron admits he was a New Romantic in Japan 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 9:07am
Scronnyglonkle
Branson calls in Tena to stem celebrity leaks 0
weematt 10.04.12 8:37am
weematt
Osborne blubs, "mates won't tell me how to avoid tax" 0
Tomfinger 10.04.12 8:28am
Tomfinger
Beggars to strike over 'working conditions'

The union that represents all of the UK’s beggars, the Beggared Up Movement (BUM), has today announced they will strike following a ballot that took place in every public toilet last Tuesday. The...

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Perks 10.04.12 8:13am
seymour totti
Osborne 'shocked' to discover that not everybody is a millionaire

More posh tosh soon...

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Scroat 10.04.12 8:12am
Scroat
George Osborne insists "I'm not the Prince of Darkness" 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 7:37am
Scronnyglonkle
Publisher admits pop-up book on erectile dysfunction was "misguided". 0
Lemon difficult 10.04.12 7:31am
Lemon difficult
God admits “possible error” in writing Bible in the 3rd person

Well known Supreme Being, God, chose Easter Sunday to candidly reflect on his 10,000 year literary career. Noting the steady decline of Christian believers over the last century, God wondered if it...

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Yikes 10.04.12 7:30am
Golgo13
Oxford University rowers to embark on 'memorial cruise' up the Thames

Members of the Oxford University boat race team that ‘sunk’ to defeat have announced they are to go on a cruise that retraces the route of their fateful voyage. Starting near Putney Bridge, the...

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Perks 10.04.12 7:24am
dvo4fun
Diary entry questioned as Cameron mistakenly begins tour of ASDA. 1
weematt 10.04.12 7:23am
Vertically Challenged Giant
PM To Visit Burma....

.Dave to provide the oil...

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Jesse Bigg 10.04.12 7:06am
Jesse Bigg
Dispute at monastery: Trappist Order has "No comment". 2
Mick99 10.04.12 6:55am
Yikes
M.A.R.R.S mars Marr's Mars

BBC presenter Andrew Marr's afternoon tea and chocolate break spolit by loud 80's House music BBC spokesman reveals in desperate attempt at punnery...

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Mandy Lifeboat 10.04.12 6:35am
Golgo13
Cheney’s health fragile following transplant

WASHINGTON-- Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney was released from the hospital two weeks ago following his recent heart transplant, but his health remains in a fragile condition. Dick...

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PhilThompson 10.04.12 5:17am
Golgo13
"The Voice" beaten in ratings by Channel 5's "Sing or Get Shot" 4
paddyparkinson 09.04.12 10:03pm
Ironduke
Man with two arseholes seeks closure after botched operation law-suit 0
AledW 09.04.12 9:52pm
AledW
Advert: BullVida Breakfast Chocolates

“I’m not eating chocolate instead of breakfast; these chocolates are made especially for breakfast.” This innovative breakfast food provides fast energy release from simple carbohydrates and...

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aalison 09.04.12 9:21pm
aalison
Wind turbine complains of "eye-sore" of nearby Stockport 0
paddyparkinson 09.04.12 8:32pm
paddyparkinson
Mario Ballotelli buys pet iguana hovercraft for birthday 0
paddyparkinson 09.04.12 8:31pm
paddyparkinson
Student protests against early morning lectures turns violent 0
paddyparkinson 09.04.12 8:30pm
paddyparkinson
Rail line to link Rochdale to civilisation, world 0
paddyparkinson 09.04.12 8:28pm
paddyparkinson
Government concerned about increase in Prisoner Truency at jails 0
paddyparkinson 09.04.12 8:27pm
paddyparkinson
Katie Price arrested for smuggling immigrants into UK between breasts 0
paddyparkinson 09.04.12 8:25pm
paddyparkinson