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Sting see's airport luggage thieves arrested. 2
Basil_B 3 years

He then went onto call the rest of the Police where upon Stuart Copeland arrested the tea ladies and Andy Summers apprehended the stewards...

TV 'News Raider' fatman named. Eamonn Holmes 'uncontrite'. 0
pinxit 3 years

"Fierce hungry for publicity, so I was"...

Egg thrower bound over to keep the peace 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Gardener’s winning bush topiary Royal Show entry created from wife’s pubic hair 5
Stan Laurel 3 years

There were blushes at the annual Sandringham Flower Show yesterday, when it was realised that the winning entry for the bush topiary section had been created from the pubic hair of the successful...

Ch 4 warns 'Remember the Noughties' clip show "only months away" 5
Golgo13 3 years

A mere 7 months into the current decade and the traditional cold contempt felt for the decade before the one you're in has already melted into the warmth of golden nostalgia in the case of the...

Privately-educated Michael Gove says 'rich, thick kids' do better than 1
arrghgarry 3 years

poor clever children ,look at me ...

BBC announce new channel "Whipping Boy." 4
mrlemoncurry 3 years

The BBC have announced the introduction of a new television channel that will just be dedicated to apologies . The channel to be called ,"Whipping boy, "which will start transmission in September...

More parents likely to disappear as child abduction peaks, warns Government. 1
SingingHinny 3 years

The Government has warned parents to be on their guard after predicting that the number of child abductions will peak during the summer holidays. Whilst such abductions are still poorly understood,...

BBC accuses David Cameron of political bias. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Enquiries accused of being watered down to be held at O2 Arena. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Man obsessed with taking things apart and putting them back together 7
newbietryer 3 years

A London man has revealed his life-long obsession of unnecessarily taking things apart and putting them back together. Unemployed Carl Winston (34) admits it has had a profound effect on his...

Night Gardens Upsy Daisy in Playboy deal 2
newbietryer 3 years

More Later...

Black Country to be renamed "Native West Midlands" 0
andhrimnir 3 years
google ad clueless aboute site content 4
4ty2 3 years

newsbisciut page content leaves google out of their wits in what advert to feature. After about nearly a minute delay it came up again with, single, having recently featured employing a...

Pakistan snubs David Cameron, invites Nick Griffin to garden party 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Spanish bullfighters accused of rendition flights to Mexico. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Sequin price at two-month low as demand eases 7
Golgo13 3 years

Glitter, sequins and other pretty-shiny things have hit a summer lull amid subdued physical demand from investors that has helped to send sequin and glitter prices to a two-month low. Andy Sharp, a...

BP appoint Toxic Avenger as new CEO 0
ColinSlick 3 years

In a move considered surprising by many industry observers, BP have today announced their appointment of renowned super hero and eco champion The Toxic Avenger as their new CEO. 'Toxie' joins the...

Plastic Bertrand a 'fake' - was acutally Belgian not French. 3
Nick McCarr 3 years

Ca plane pour moi!...

The Owner of a new Pole dancing school in Scotland admires his 2
arrghgarry 3 years

admires his new clutch of students ranging from 5 to 55 ,although he has been criticized he says he sees lots of new openings .It is not just for sexual reasons the girls and 2 boys Ben and Phil...

Ester Rantzen shocked as NSPCC announce sponsorship of Pope's Glasgow Mass 0
shambling 3 years

We Interupt This Forum For An Important Announcement 1
rfreed 3 years

A MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES, Official notification is hereby given by venue of this website to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and...

Poop scoops banned from Paris. 'These would depopulate the city' says mayor 0
Ostsee 3 years
Nursing Homes to close after Govt raises retirement Age 2
rosewing 3 years

Plans to change the fixed retirement age were greeted with cheers last night at Nursing Homes throughout England. Pensioners can now all toddle off to McDonalds on their zimmers to earn extra money.,...

Labour’s got talent leadership contest. 1
Converter 3 years

In a surprising turn of events Labour candidates for leadership in an attempt to attract the British electorate have new plans for the remaining hustings. All candidates have revealed they are to...

Clegg 'clueless about coalition' reveals BBC documentary 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Nick Clegg, taking part in a BBC documentary about the General Election last May, has revealed that he 'still has no idea' what a coalition government is or what he is supposed to be doing, but that...

Man buys motorbike just to rev it up in back garden 13
newbietryer 3 years

Local neighbours have branded a man who purchased a KTM 450 SX motorbike a nuisance. Terence Headman, 28 of Leicester says he has no intention of ever riding the bike., He said, “I just love the...

Anusol advertise on NewsBiscuit after reading 'My ass hurts' 5
Oxbridge 3 years
BP already half way towards goal of being smaller and wiser. 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Young Afghan puppy saved from thugs using it as a football , 1
arrghgarry 3 years

an army officer veterinarian (not vet) said these people should be out there getting blown up or shot ,or even killing people, we don`t pay them to play football with dogs., We`ve got chavs to do...