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UK troops 'only in Misrata to plan street parties' 0
ianslat 4 years

William Hague has strongly denied that UK troops being sent into Misrata represents boots on the ground, arguing that their mission is solely to aid locals in their preparations for street parties to...

Dutch Originals to market baldness cure: Hair apparent 0
beau-jolly 4 years

More soon, honest...

Siberian dead cat autopsy 'probably a fake', experts conclude 1
Gary Stanton 4 years

Video footage of an alleged autopsy on a dead cat found in a remote wooded region of Siberia is probably bullshit, scientists concluded last night. The film, which has garnered more than five...

The k.d. Lang caterpiller finally transforms into the Alec Baldwin moth 0
simonjmr 4 years

Or the PaulHeatonoftheBeautifulSouth butterfly. More soon...

I can't believe it's not butter proven to actually be butter 6
Screenie 4 years

A gentleman who simply couldn't believe it wasn't butter has proven that in fact it is, using his own personal lab in the spare room of his bungalow in Greenwich and two mice. He announced his...

Lambrini revealed as "Official wine for Royal Wedding Street parties". 5
riesler 4 years

Kate's wedding speech 'I've had to kiss a lot of frogs. Sarkozy was the worst' 0
pinxit 4 years
Wedding fever sparks unprecedented interest in early-onset male pattern baldness 1
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Morse code operator guilty of tapping 0
simonjmr 4 years
Kenny G to appeal to get his name removed from the sax offenders list 10
simonjmr 4 years
Qaddafi Subdues International Critics by Changing the Subject 0
paulmodiano 4 years

In a surprise move certain to galvanize pro-Qaddafi forces and quell the recent rebel uprisings throughout Libya, embattled Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi has begun a campaign of changing the subject...

Competition Time: What Do The Initials "IMF" Stand For.....? 13
BewsNiscuit 4 years

No prize, just the glory...

'Milipenis' to be replaced by 'Gnat's Cock' 0
Pinhead 4 years

following incident in Commons Gym...

British military advisors advise Libiyan rebels to capitulate. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Backers Baffled at Singalonga Schindler's List Opening Night Flop 0
allmyownstunts 4 years

It was billed as the feelgood night out of the year; a fancy dress family spectacular to put the worldwide smash hit, Singalonga Sound of Music, firmly in the shade. With so many similarities to...

'Barely room to swing a swan' in overcrowded House of Lords 2
4 years

A cross-party group of peers has complained at the sudden influx of political asylum seekers. "I don't have anything against them personally" said one peer who refused to be named. "But there's just...

Pro Scientifc Calculator group's activities incite abacus manufacturer to hold 1
Pinhead 4 years

a counter demonstration...

Mad magazine denies cloning Alfred E. Neuman to create Wikileaks soldier. 2
Griffin 4 years
Still some grey areas, 4
Pinhead 4 years

claim farmers in badger TB vaccination row...

Parcel bomber caught after "if undelivered return to" gaffe. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Americans fooled by Royal Wedding spoof with Russell Brand as William 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

America was in complete confusion today as a spoof of the royal wedding, shown across the nation, led viewers to believe it was the real thing, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN UNTIL 29th APRIL!,...

ITV1 +1 scheduler defends job after former Dave Ja Vu counterpart comes clean. 0
Curbie Firetank 4 years
Identity of Luke's father revealed on Wookieleaks 1
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Angry Birds to make olympic debut at London 2012. More soon.. 0
404 Not Found 4 years
"The Only Other Way is Norfolk" Wins Hovis National Alternative TV Award. 0
BewsNiscuit 4 years

Sponsers, Hovis, which described its Norfolk customer base as "big in breads", pronounced themselves "very satisfied and very relieved" after the Right Rev. Dr. David Spooner, Diocesan Bishop of...

'I suddenly realised I was way out of my depth', admits PM, 1
Pinhead 4 years

reflecting on an incident in the sea during his beach holiday last week...

Tea Partier kicked out of rally for drawing “flattering” mustache on Obama poste 2
Tom Sarvay 4 years

Pious, Kentucky- Edna Mae Sutcliffe of Florence was asked to leave the Americans for a More American America Tea Party rally yesterday for drawing what organizers called a "flattering" mustache on...

Red Funnel ferry returns to Isle of Wight to evacuate more young, fit & healthy 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Doctors concerned about Miliband's habit of talking out of the side of his mouth 0
Pinhead 4 years

"If he doesn't try to correct this, it may slowly progress right the way round to his arse, if it hasn't already", chortled one plastic surgeon yesterday...

Miliband calls for trouser press review after fruitless visit to Corby 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years