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"Gove earning to pay for Royal Yacht.."

Gove due to return to education following confidential letter...

Hugh Nose 16.01.12 10:05am
Hugh Nose
Mother's horror as man sells iPad to buy kidney

The mother of a Chinese man has spoken of her horror after finding out that her son, identified only as 'Big Zheng', had arranged the sale of one of his iPads to fund the purchase of a kidney in a...

rickwestwell 16.01.12 9:57am
Rohypnol shares soar as Russell Brand single again.

More potential law suits soon...

kimllfixit 16.01.12 9:37am
UK dips into recession due to excessive think tank fees.. more soon no doubt 0
Iamthestig 16.01.12 9:30am
Power cut thwarts rise of the machines 0
simonjmr 16.01.12 9:03am
Santorum Evades Fire and Brimstone for Now But Faces Christ's Wrath Via Lawsuit

[i]Editor’s Note: When I couldn’t nail Jesus Christ down for an interview about his lawsuit, I asked him to provide commentary . On Monday, Jesus Christ filed a lawsuit against “Jesus...

bobo lutz 16.01.12 9:02am
Thieves who dug tunnel to get to ATM escape with miner charges

More to follow...

apepper 16.01.12 9:00am
Man Utd says "If your good enough your young enough".

In a shock move today Sir Alex Ferguson confirmed that after successfully recalling the retired Paul Scholes, he plans to replace most of his existing squad from the greats of Man Utd. Ferguson told...

MikeKent 16.01.12 8:59am
Drunk crane driver suspended 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 16.01.12 8:58am
Teachers 'up in arms' after kids state school is 'interesting and relevant.'

The National Union of Teachers has issued a statement condemning kids who enjoy school. , 'It's our turf,' said an NUT spokesperson who refused to be named, 'They can't just waltz in here liking it...

Samasaea 16.01.12 8:02am
'I was just following the TomTom' claims cruise ship captain 0
Immunis 16.01.12 7:40am
Celine Dion concert on Costa Concordia postponed 'indefinitely'

but her heart will go on and on and on and on...

Nick McCarr 16.01.12 7:37am
Nick McCarr
Automated voice response revealed as cyberman invasion plot

The automated voice services used by many companies to answer customer service enquiries were revealed today to be the precursor to a Cyberman invasion. , Many will be familiar with the cold,...

Samasaea 16.01.12 7:37am
Julius Caesar admits to planting uncharted reef, blames Vesuvius. 0
Griffin 16.01.12 7:30am
Easy to understand guide to ventriloquists' dolls published: Dummies for Dummies 0
Nick McCarr 16.01.12 7:24am
Nick McCarr
Follow your dreams and just quit

Trying to express the idea that quitting, though it sounds bad to others, feels good to yourself....

Dumbnews 16.01.12 3:27am
Men swear in menswear department. 9
nickb 16.01.12 12:41am
Nick McCarr
Depressed Opening Seeks Closure. 0
sredni vashta 15.01.12 10:08pm
sredni vashta
Convulsive Cows Caused By Beef Jerky. 0
sredni vashta 15.01.12 9:59pm
sredni vashta
Police cordon off a Haynes Motor Manual after reports of unexploded diagram 15
bonjonelson 15.01.12 9:32pm
All copies of The Great Escape suddenly go missing from Manchester Blockbusters 0
yussle 15.01.12 8:57pm
Almost 100% of men could be suffering from sex addiction

Almost the entire male population could be suffering from the devastating disease that is sex addiction, according to shocking new figures released yesterday, which demonstrate that practically every...

Shandy 15.01.12 8:04pm
Man who switched off location services on his mobile feels 'a bit lost'

A man who turned off location services on his iPhone says he feels 'a bit lost and kinda out of things' and may turn them on again. 'I was in two minds whether or not to switch location services...

roybland 15.01.12 6:41pm
Italian cruise ship disaster

"It was just like the Titanic" say many people who were not on the Titanic...

scribbler 15.01.12 6:18pm
Euro booked into Dignitas 0
medici2471 15.01.12 4:59pm
Costa cappuciso expresso 0
medici2471 15.01.12 4:33pm
Redknapp muggers get away with a hundred big ones. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.01.12 3:27pm
Al OPecia
Italian ship sinking downgraded from disaster to incident after no Britons die. 3
the coarse whisperer 15.01.12 2:33pm
Italian Cruise Ship Crew arrested for failing to panic

Italian police have arrested cruise ship Concordia's captain Francesco Schettino on suspicion of leaving the ship before it was evacuated. Police confirm he was found hiding under his mother's...

Nearly Normal 15.01.12 1:58pm
Nearly Normal
Constipated pensioner found motionless 17
Major Clanger 15.01.12 1:39pm