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Clarkson agrees with Sarkozy, there are to many french people in France 0
Perks 07.03.12 12:15am
Perks
Man in dress says gay marriage is wrong 0
grumblechops 07.03.12 12:09am
grumblechops
UN worried about "alarming amount of annorexic kids" in Africa

Paying off the huge amounts of debts African countries have to western nations, isn't the only problem they have. Health watchdogs have noticed that a large number of kids in African countries are...

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paddyparkinson 06.03.12 10:35pm
paddyparkinson
Cambridge Council hails success of drive-through brothel ‘Park & Ride’ scheme. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 06.03.12 10:22pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Queen to encourage 'colourful working class characters' to front Diamond Jubilee

The Queen wants colourful working class characters to play a prominent role in celebrating her Diamond Jubilee, say Palace insiders. 'Her Majesty was greatly taken by Barbara Windsor's (no relation)...

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roybland 06.03.12 7:55pm
roybland
Stelios announces new combined brothel and taxi service, 'Easy Come, Easy Go' 0
Immunis 06.03.12 6:18pm
Immunis
Incidents involving Elephants on Trampolines have "gone through the roof". 2
seymour totti 06.03.12 5:47pm
dvo4fun
Harry Redknapp denies link to Monkees vacancy 0
The Nage 06.03.12 5:13pm
The Nage
Sat Nav summit cancelled after no-one arrived. More soon. 0
malgor 06.03.12 5:05pm
malgor
Average White Band finally agree to stop going round again

go on, sing along...

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grottymonty 06.03.12 4:53pm
The All New Jeni B
Tories plan to match economy of Brazilians by trimming pubic sector 0
charlies_hat 06.03.12 4:31pm
charlies_hat
Entire Twisted Sister back catalogue stolen by crap metal thieves. 2
The Nage 06.03.12 3:54pm
writinginbsl
Workshy benefit scroungers form protest movement 'Occupy Weatherspoons' 1
The Nage 06.03.12 2:48pm
dvo4fun
Failed undercover London cop "Just a muppet on a sting"

more later...

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dvo4fun 06.03.12 2:45pm
dvo4fun
Support rallies around Chris Tappin in "ageing grandfather show of solidarity"

"He can't possibly have done anything wrong - he's an ageing grey haired grandfather. By definition he must be completely innocent of any wrongdoing - I should know!" said Mr. Mugabe, offering his...

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ianrbland 06.03.12 2:36pm
dvo4fun
Fears Americans don't get alliteration on 'Super Tuesday' 0
MADJEZ 06.03.12 2:01pm
MADJEZ
Tesco to launch Homeopathic Petrol as part of Value range

As fuel prices continue to soar, Tesco are to extend their Value range to the fuel pump. Head of Value Brand Promotions, Barry Pullover explained, "Obviously, we've been diluting our petrol with all...

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grottymonty 06.03.12 1:22pm
grottymonty
BBC launch new nature documentary 'Gay Pride'

The BBC today announced the launch of a new and controversial documentary entitled 'Gay Pride'. The six-part series will follow in the mincing footsteps of gay lions in the heart of Africa. In a...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 06.03.12 1:21pm
cinquecento
Chelsea manager's office fitted with revolving door. More managers soon. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 12:51pm
ianrbland
Research shows 'Less' is not 'More'. Less later. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 12:41pm
ianrbland
iPhone reviewers gear up for 'higher than usual' demand for superlatives. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 12:37pm
ianrbland
British Olympic handshaking ban makes life difficult for relay race team.

To you, to me...

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Ian Searle 06.03.12 12:33pm
Ian Searle
New 'DIY Office Balconies' instant hit as Global Warming considered 'trendy'

The UK market leader for DIY products, B&Q, has reported record profits for the current tax year. When questioned on productivity, B&Q's CEO Martyn Phillips, suggested that the popularity of...

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theadministrator 06.03.12 12:13pm
theadministrator
Brian Blessed was an unwise choice to voice UXB training robot, concede MOD

The Ministry of Defence (MOD) has today conceded that its Multi-million pound programme to develop a robotic bomb disposal trainer has been a huge failure. Root cause anaylsis has been condicted...

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simonjmr 06.03.12 11:36am
simonjmr
Newly discovered "Super cave system" linked to pot-hole on A34. More soon. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 11:32am
ianrbland
South African rugby player sacked for thinking outside the Boks 1
cinquecento 06.03.12 11:28am
ianrbland
Sep Blatter urges Team GB to reconsider avoiding handshakes advice 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Eurostar travel misery ‘heartbreaking’ sob tearful UK commuters 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:40am
Duncan Biscuit
MPs ‘looking after their own’ concern as firms paid to employ ex-prisoners 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:39am
Duncan Biscuit
House prices fell in Feb from ‘frankly outrageous’ to ‘scarcely believable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:39am
Duncan Biscuit