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C4 replace Big Brother with absolutely nothing. In desperate rating battle 4
Iamthestig 3 years
Bee Colony Collapse Disorder solved: They just can't be arsed. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Banjo player regrets asking random man if he likes dueling banjos. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Stiff opposition to NHS funded Viagra 1
Converter 3 years
Richard Branson's Tie Drawer Declared SSSI Protected Moth Habitat 0
mugwump 3 years

Richard Branson's Tie Drawer Declared SSSI Protected Moth Habitat...

Cameron Indian trip success due to "the toadying skills I learnt at NewsBiscuit" 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Ryanair to offer caravan miles 0
roybland 3 years
Pakistan flood deaths: "It really wasn't us this time," says US Military. 0
la maga 3 years
"Olympic athletes to cross London by jetpack" – Lord Coe 0
2000something 3 years
Amazing Password Finder software has integral flaw as man loses login.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years
Britain's oldest twitter user dies 4
antharrison 3 years

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/antharrison/twitter.jpg...

Google launch Instant Doorstep Grammar Checker.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Buy it now and instantly know if the two faced, patronising, toffee nosed prick on your doorstep masquerading as a politician is one of those 'Grammar School' boys...

Gordon Brown claims life without the trappings of power is bliss.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

http://jessicajourney.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/homeless.jpg Some people get used to all the trappings of power, the wealth goes to their head and in my case the fabulous food, whiskey and...

US Lab reveals Goats and Pigeons prone to bouts of prostate cancer.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

The US research and biochemical company General Modifications has today revealed disturbing evidence that certain breeds of Goats and Pigeons are prone to prostate cancer. Dr Walter Blowerstaff...

Fake Tesco Clubcard points worth up to 4 times less than £1 coin 2
Iamthestig 3 years

Very little helps...

Gordon Brown tells Guardian "It wasn't my smile being used during the election" 0
Iamthestig 3 years

Former PM Gordon Brown has told the Guardian newspaper he did not use his own smile during the 2010 election campaign. Mr. Brown has admitted he didn't actually smile for the entire campaign, and is...

Roger Daltrey addresses US Senators and says "Who Are You??" 0
Sharpehunter 3 years
Nick Robinson challenges Robert Peston to a "Smug off" 2
Rorschach 3 years

Londonners told to keep calm, stay indoors and wait for them to disappear up their own arseholes...

Gimp mask sales collapse blamed on knob gags 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Headless chicken spotted running about like a mildly overworked office manager. 1
Zadok the second 3 years
One in the eye for France as Norway re-take long gism record 0
andhrimnir 3 years
1 in every 36 Nectar Points is a fake 1
Tristan Shout 3 years
Owners 'mimic movements of their dogs' scientific findings vindicate Polanski. 1
pinxit 3 years

Old dog, new tricks...

Microsoft launches lick-screen version of Windows 7 1
newbietryer 3 years

“Analysis shows our core consumer base consists of people who choose to lick windows” - Spokesperson More Later...

Asbos to be replaced by compulsory street dance 2
Ludicity 3 years

Young offenders who would have been issued with Anti-Social Behaviour Orders will have to serve time performing street dance, the Home Office have announced. ‘Everyone knows that street dance...

Comedian McIntyre dies on stage in self pleasuring incident 1
uddertucker 3 years

The comedy world is today in a state of slightly detached and ironic mourning after bizarrely popular gagsmith Michael McIntyre asphyxiated on stage laughing at his own joke. Witnesses reported how...

One in every 36 pockets with a pound in is a Harold Wilson 2
Griffin 3 years
"On your mobility scooter" says Tebbit 0
2000something 3 years

Former Conservative Chairman Norman Tebbit entered the debate on the abolition of the compulsory retirement age this morning. In a speech to the Conservative Way Backward group, the dragon bothering...

'British war effort not hampered by national debt', says government. 10
SingingHinny 3 years

The MOD has denied accusations that Britain can no longer afford the war in Afghanistan despite furnishing its parachute regiments with oversized golf umbrellas. ‘Our top priority is the safety of...

Madman gets the hump over traffic calming measures! 0
Converter 3 years

Local resident Frederick March is ‘up in arms’ over recent traffic calming measures introduced recently. “Don’t they know I am one of a dying breed of loners steeped in paranoia?”...