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Scotland Yard to seek devolution from Metropolitan Police Force 0
Scronnyglonkle 13.04.12 11:50am
Scronnyglonkle
North Korea blame foreign milk bottle for rocket failure

More to follow...

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apepper 13.04.12 11:36am
apepper
Some people are gay. Run over them.

An advert encouraging London buses to run over gay people waiting at bus stops and using zebra crossings has been pulled by TfL., Core Issues Trust, the organisation behind the advert say that...

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Gerontius 13.04.12 11:20am
DiY
1st class stamps rationed to one book per full tank of petrol

says Royal Mail who have placed restrictions on the sale of 1st Class to beat price rises...

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Laughingstock 13.04.12 11:12am
Laughingstock
North Korean scientists 'given a rocket' after unsuccessful test. 0
MADJEZ 13.04.12 11:06am
MADJEZ
Everest windows set to relocate to UK

After a long battle trying to find a suitable property, Everest windows are set to move their operation from base camp Nepal to the Ben Nevis Industrial Estate, Fort William. The move has been...

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Iamthestig 13.04.12 10:48am
Iamthestig
Local tax payers riot at influx of foreign duty in British Virgin Isles

The tranquility of an idyllic corporate tax haven has been shattered after local rioted in protest at the influx of foreign tax payers. Local complain they can't make a contribution to schools and...

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ronseal 13.04.12 10:39am
ronseal
Gay cure posters removed from London Buses, after protest from Miserable people 0
Iamthestig 13.04.12 10:37am
Iamthestig
New suburban housing trend identifed as Mock Solar

If you can't afford the investment of a 28 metre photo-voltaic generator and don't understand feed-in tariffs, there's an exciting new option. New Mock Solar solar panels add thousands to your house...

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ronseal 13.04.12 10:27am
ronseal
Daily Mail sales suffer due to bricklash 0
simonjmr 13.04.12 10:16am
simonjmr
German incest couple lose appeal: To seek asylum in Norfolk 2
weematt 13.04.12 10:15am
DiY
Jealous middle-aged Frenchman shoots Brick-layer 1
Yikes 13.04.12 10:13am
DiY
North Korea blames reliance on UK technology for rocket failure 0
simonjmr 13.04.12 10:04am
simonjmr
PHD students to investigate Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome

PHD students from Bristol university today have applied for funding to formally investigate "Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome" - a medical condition that is known to afflict at least on woman, but may...

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simonjmr 13.04.12 10:03am
simonjmr
Life long underacheiver finally named underachiever of the year 6
simonjmr 13.04.12 9:41am
writinginbsl
Self-explanatory lettuce launched. Cos. 1
nickb 13.04.12 9:39am
writinginbsl
Refusing to serve customers who are on the phone 'standard policy for us' say BT

BT has refuted suggestions that a Norwich coffee shop's newly introduced policy, of refusing to serve customers while they're on the phone, is breaking new ground. 'Refusing to provide customer...

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Qoxiivi 13.04.12 9:37am
writinginbsl
North korea confirms testing weapons of mass self destruction. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 13.04.12 9:36am
writinginbsl
Naked man who invaded pitch and assaulted several players had vicious streak 1
weematt 13.04.12 9:34am
writinginbsl
Standard Fireworks deny any involvement in North Korean space programme 3
Scronnyglonkle 13.04.12 9:33am
writinginbsl
New research suggests Badgers responsible for Titanic sinking

The countryside alliance today published a research paper which appears to prove that far from being sunk by an Iceberg, The Titanic was, in fact scuppered by the actions of Badgers on their way to...

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Bismarck 13.04.12 9:32am
writinginbsl
Drop in number of children taken into Mothercare 1
weematt 13.04.12 9:31am
writinginbsl
Government introduces new High Speed Handcart link to reduce travel time to Hell 0
Ian Searle 13.04.12 9:31am
Ian Searle
London Transport bans adverts for BLTs which claim bacon can be cured 0
Ian Searle 13.04.12 9:28am
Ian Searle
UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution.

The United Nations have announced the appointment of Jeremy Kyle to take up the newly created position of President of the Resolution of International Conflicts (PRIC). The move, sponsored by...

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Perks 13.04.12 9:28am
writinginbsl
Clegg designs new bath on pram wheels to help country go downhill quicker

With hilarious consequences. If you are an old man who was injured during a reckless experiment with two friends, you make be entitled to Compo-sation...

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Ian Searle 13.04.12 9:27am
Ian Searle
New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

New augmented reality glasses developed by Facebook will immediately transform anyone you see into their Facebook page, thus removing the need for any actual social contact. ‘These glasses are an...

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Ludicity 13.04.12 9:25am
writinginbsl
North Korean Rocket Test Proves Great Success

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1334253751...

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AngryGammon 13.04.12 12:26am
AngryGammon
Straight Man Sits Through Entire Episode of 'Antiques Roadshow'

State College, PA-When his remote control batteries died, Michael Caswel, 28, was in a difficult position. The TV was stuck on the semi-popular PBS appraisal program., “I almost got up to change...

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spaceinvader 12.04.12 10:48pm
spaceinvader
Guild of Bricklayers ponders name change

or 2nd pick "Bricklayer abused in street"...

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Yikes 12.04.12 9:46pm
Yikes