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Waitrose to sponsor British Film Industry... 9
Dexter 3 years

forthcoming titles include 'The Men Who Stare At Goat's Milk', 'Night of the Living Bread' 'Scone in sixty Seconds' and 'The Buns of Navarone'...

Daily Mirror pensioners were much better off under Maxwell 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Daily Mirror pensioners have rioted after administrators reported that there's less money in their pension funds "When Robert Maxwell was in charge of our pensions, we never had any problems," said...

National Ballroom Dance Academy to Sponsor Weather Forecasts... 0
Dexter 3 years

Snow, snow, thick thick, snow. More soon...

Harpo turned down for speaking clock vacancy... 5
Doylem 3 years
Face of Jesus found on painting of Jesus 9
bonjonelson 3 years

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New Voice of Speaking Clock Sought After Company Terminates Contract with Chico 0
thisisall1word 3 years
British Students react violentky to a redcution in their 19
arrghgarry 3 years

drink and drug money .Landlords and drug dealers joined the students to show their support and supply contraband.The Government has told the students that the degrees they will need are 180 degrees...

Beating the bishops at Synod... 0
Doylem 3 years

Where the Church used to provide unequivocal moral guidance ("Repent or be damned") it now offers the merest slap on the wrist to those who transgress. The Church used to take a lead; now, loathe to...

The big question at Synod: “Why are we here instead of, say, over there?”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Michael Gove to restore traditional values to English education 0
Sinnick 3 years

Well, that'll work, then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPouip93yBE recorded in 1978...

USA concedes victory in Afghan conflict 0
MC One R 3 years

The USA today conceded that the Afghan conflict cannot be won. "Looks like a win is unlikely given the current situation, but we can take away some positives like a reduction in the number of...

Corby Trouser Press added to Appellation D’Origine list 9
Zadok the second 3 years

The Corby Trouser Press, a hotel-based item mainly used by travelling sales reps with a preference for a crease down the front of their trousers has been awarded AoC status to protect it from cheap...

North Korea bring WWIII plans forward in honour of HMS Ark Royals decomissioning 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Ben Elton lined up to star in new "Man from A.U.N.T.I.E" movie alongside Clunes 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Stop Press: Carol Vorderman turns a job down... 7
Doylem 3 years

“I won’t do it, it demeans me and insults the audience’s intelligence. [i]How[/i] much did you say?”...

The United Nations Environment Programme takes steps to protect Celtic TIger 0
simonjmr 3 years

The United Nations Environment Programme (Unep) says that the St Petersburg Declaration will strengthen international collaboration to protect the majestic wild cats, and extended the protection to...

Proud Charles suggests son get horse-faced slapper on the side who swallows. 8
MADJEZ 3 years

More tabloid speculation soon...

Experts discover 'additional letters' in Janet Street-Porter's name 2
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Janet Street-Porter has admitted she was 'astounded' when researchers revealed that she has three instances of a previously unknown letter in her name. The new letter, provisionally called "tea" by...

UK Christmas tree imports disrupted by anti-fir campaigners 4
dicky37 3 years

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‘Big society’ chosen by Oxford academics with too much time on their hands... 1
Doylem 3 years

‘Big Society’ has beaten off words such as ‘vuvuzela’ and ‘staycation’, to be chosen by Oxford academics as the ‘Word of 2010’ “It looks good on the page”, says Susie Dent, of...

Woman stuck in bathroom for 20 days claims she still hasn't got her makeup right 0
simonjmr 3 years
Schoolkids graduate from ‘bunking off’ to ‘going on strike’... 0
Doylem 3 years
‘Swedish-style’ education system fails to deliver 5
Zadok the second 3 years

Michael Gove’s brave new vision of schools in Britain being designed to deliver quality education in a way that provides value-for-money for the taxpayer has fallen at the first hurdle. “Many of...

Dolphin-friendly tuna fish thought to 'detest' whales 1
dicky37 3 years

Biologists have revealed that while tuna have no negative effect on populations of dolphins, they harbour an intense dislike of other marine mammals, most notably whales. A three-year study funded...

Tesco Remove Man For Comparing Prices and Not Buying Starts Tit For Tat War 5
IABP 3 years

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Kim Jong Il wondering what he has to do get attention of the US 1
MC One R 3 years
Andrew Strauss promises “The Ashes are beyond reproach”... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Once we get through the first few overs - a skied catch dropped, a fumbled run-out and a slight problem with no-balls during overs 7 and 9 - you’ll see the lads working their socks off to beat...

The Snowlidays are coming, the Snowlidays are coming 2
simonjmr 3 years

Britain braces itself for several days of impromptu days off work due to snowfall. More soon...

Gene Hunt to narrate programme on period between this cricket tour and the last 0
MC One R 3 years

tentatively named Ashes to Ashes. I'm here all week...

Umpires under contract to develop one, mildly amusing, on-field eccentricity... 4
Doylem 3 years