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Republican candidates lambasted for barely speaking the Queen's English 0
simonjmr 13.01.12 4:08pm
simonjmr
Student deported to USA for driving at 56 mph 1
Sinnick 13.01.12 3:59pm
medici2471
Half a million unhappy children 'not a problem' says the Grown Up's Society

Half million children across Britain are unhappy with their lives, research from the Children's Society suggests. But the rival Grown Up's Society says that its members are 'comfortable' with the...

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roybland 13.01.12 3:58pm
dvo4fun
Bond movies "give white cats a bad image" 0
kimllfixit 13.01.12 3:31pm
kimllfixit
Taken back - bad taste 4
Ian Searle 13.01.12 3:10pm
Ian Searle
Ofsted report reveals "appalling levels of arithmetic and writing in Hogwarts"

Ofsted point out that no amount of magic can conjugate a verb or differentiate an equation. More on this soon...

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quango 13.01.12 2:19pm
quango
Unexpected celebrity chef in bagging area 0
Smart Alex 13.01.12 1:58pm
Smart Alex
Depressed mountaineer at rock bottom 8
medici2471 13.01.12 1:38pm
medici2471
Bletchley Park boffins no nearer to cracking TEXTSPEAK Code say MoD

ITS NOT GR8 :-(...

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tedweasel 13.01.12 1:21pm
kimllfixit
Domesday Clock To Be Linked To Atomic Clock To Stop Continual Adjustments. 0
rob 13.01.12 1:04pm
rob
Shares down amid nuclear apocalypse rumours 1
hughesroland 13.01.12 1:03pm
medici2471
Teachers back plans to get rid of under-performing MPs after three months

And not to wait a full five years for a General Electon...

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Ian Searle 13.01.12 12:43pm
Major Clanger
US military piss away opportunity for peace 3
Immunis 13.01.12 12:42pm
Major Clanger
Cameron to rethink controversial plans which affect people who vote for him

But will carry on closing libraries and day care centres, cutting the NHS and all the things which affect oiks!...

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Ian Searle 13.01.12 12:27pm
Ian Searle
Inventor of Clearasil found guilty of spot fixing 2
jp1885 13.01.12 12:15pm
rickwestwell
Fergie 'posed as donor' for undercover orphanage film. Gullibility Oscar likely. 1
dvo4fun 13.01.12 12:08pm
Golgo13
Complaints mount after latest Groupon offer for Dignitas assisted suicide.

A number of complaints have been raised after the latest Groupon discount coupon was published online offering a 70% discount on Dignitas assisted suicide services. Carol Poindexter, from Cardiff,...

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bonjonelson 13.01.12 12:05pm
Major Clanger
Slow witted seamstress cottons on 4
button 13.01.12 11:43am
rob
Down in the mouth, admits duck fancier 3
medici2471 13.01.12 11:27am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Adolecesents confused as Lynx 2012 doesn't get them laid

There was widespread confusion among young sex starved teens as new evidence emerged that Lynx's latest God awful toiletry will not in fact guarantee sexual intercourse. There is widespread concern...

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Shandy 13.01.12 11:23am
Shandy
BBC denies biased reporting of bid for Scottish independence from licence fee

The BBC was embroiled in a bitter row last night, after using the same unflattering picture of Alex Salmond in dozens of reports about his bid for Scottish independence. Officials denied the...

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13.01.12 11:14am
Shandy
US Marines in Taliban urination scandal identified by birthmarks 0
MrQ 13.01.12 10:22am
MrQ
Duchess of York set to launch new Turkish porridge diet 0
Duncan Biscuit 13.01.12 10:06am
Duncan Biscuit
Poor teachers face the sack, Rich ones to get more holidays 0
charlies_hat 13.01.12 10:02am
charlies_hat
Fake Tan Man Cameron Heads To Mid-East For A Top Up.....

Wow, whee! folks, his first genuine tan!...

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Jesse Bigg 13.01.12 8:37am
Jesse Bigg
Cameron to get rid of poorly performing Education Ministers earlier. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.01.12 8:17am
Al OPecia
Tesco share dive reveals true extent of Worrall Thompson's pilfering 0
Boutros 12.01.12 10:50pm
Boutros
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Sinnick 12.01.12 9:17pm
Sinnick
Paul McCartney Names New Album "Kiss My Black Ass"

Sir Paul McCartney has rejected the advice of his friends, family and personal psychiatrist by giving his new solo record the needlessly provocative title "Kiss My Black Ass". Sir Paul has explained...

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@spinal_bap 12.01.12 8:23pm
@spinal_bap
Tesco price drop 0
button 12.01.12 8:19pm
button