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Peter Jackson to sue Danny Boyle for plagiarism 5
Haywood Manley 28.07.12 10:15am
Haywood Manley
Slovakian Lorry Driver Sheds Skin On M4 - Olympic Lane Traffic Chaos Ensues 6
HIGNFY 28.07.12 10:08am
Osborne Apologises Over Flag Mix-Up

Chancellor George Osborne was forced to apologise today over another flag mix-up: “I said I would fly the flag for Britain and never give up but, f**k it, I’m waving the white flag now. I’m out...

Reg Herring 28.07.12 9:29am
Reg Herring
Blind archer bags world record, brace of pheasants and a passing traffic warden 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 28.07.12 9:25am
G B Olympic fencing team banned after testing positive for creosote. 3
godly1966 28.07.12 9:07am
Another Olympic Gaffe Spotted

Embarrassed Olympic Games organisers were left even more red-faced than usual today as it emerged they have made yet another gaffe. Nigel Petty, President of the National Pedant League, said:...

Reg Herring 28.07.12 8:23am
Reg Herring
Late entry to Team GB: Adrian Burley's now down for the high-jump 0
Carter 28.07.12 3:28am
John Terry lights flame 'I declare the games open' not you chalky. 0
MADJEZ 28.07.12 12:46am
U2 proud to be in tribute of British music.. even though they're fucking Irish ! 0
MADJEZ 28.07.12 12:40am
Bradley Wiggins to headline Eurovision song contest 0
antharrison 28.07.12 12:30am
Satirical website rushed to hospital with dicky ticker

What do expect this late? Humour?...

Scroat 28.07.12 12:10am
Eyebrows raised as Thai women’s ping pong team arrive without bats

Madjez's idea...

Yikes 27.07.12 11:21pm
Thailand hopeful of ping-pong gold.

More filth soon...

MADJEZ 27.07.12 10:51pm
Prodigy's Keith Flint confirmed as Olympic fire starter 2
custard cream 27.07.12 10:50pm
"12 Days of Christmas" stalls after day 4, LOCOG suspected. 0
arthurminnit 27.07.12 8:21pm
Head of Italian FA to light Olympic Flame due to experience at throwing matches 5
seymour totti 27.07.12 7:20pm
Cameron to Romney: 'America rang, they say it's time for you to go home now.'

PM helps Mitt collect his things together, offers to drive him to Heathrow...

Quercus Bundle 27.07.12 7:05pm
Quercus Bundle
'This Olympics opening ceremony has been delayed due to leaves on the track' 2
Perks 27.07.12 7:05pm
Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

Lego has confirmed that its latest series of minifigures, collected by children across the world, is a limited edition of the current UK cabinet. Rumours started last month, when leaked pictures...

NewSuburbanDad 27.07.12 6:30pm
"I've been a very bad chancellor" George Osborne tells Dominatrix

A week is a long time in politics. It seems only yesterday that George Osborne was unrepentant about leading the country into a double dip recession, remorselessly continuing to blame his...

The Masked Frog 27.07.12 6:28pm
Chihuahuas “indifferent” to Bruce Springsteen, says poll

To rock fans he’s the boss, the bluest in blue collar rock, the festival favourite, the go-to guitar guy whose heart will always be in New Jersey. But according to a new poll, none of that will...

nickb 27.07.12 5:53pm
Golgeau Treize
New more ‘2012’ National Dress unveiled for opening ceremony.

After years of bowler hats, cricket whites, and faux British Airways cabin crew wear Team GB athletes will be sporting outfits that better reflect modern Britain. At a press conference yestrerday...

MADJEZ 27.07.12 5:10pm
Martin Creed misses parcel delivery as he "didn't hear anyone ring the bell" 0
Nails UK 27.07.12 4:39pm
Nails UK
Flu vaccine for kids means parents will have to learn how to spell "diarrhoea". 1
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 4:20pm
Nails UK
Deep shit deeper than previous deep shit warns Office of National Statistics 2
Mandy Lifeboat 27.07.12 4:17pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Hunt breathes life into colloquialism. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.07.12 3:57pm
Al OPecia
Italy confirm current plan to exhume Garibaldi 3
charlies_hat 27.07.12 3:50pm
Assad for the High Jump, but no Olympic selection for Syria 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 2:59pm
Building of Barnsley's Alhambra centre blamed for Spains economic crisis 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 2:34pm
Locog investigate legal action over hooping cough outbreak 2
charlies_hat 27.07.12 1:43pm