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Police Spy on Muslims Curries 0
Kazytc 3 years

West Midlands police, have been forced to apologise to Muslims living in several suburbs of Birmingham UK, for spying on them using 2,000 newly erected CCTV camera's, all strategically placed, to...

Yes! Yes! Yes! Minister it's Erotica 2010 (Adult Content) 0
Kazytc 3 years

The House of Commoners, has hosted another of its Erotica events, this being Erotica 2010. The evening, organized by Mr Christ-what-ado; who is behind the Udder Lounge Nightclub for Cows, inspired...

Government announces end to crime with arrival of 'SuperHead' 0
red 3 years

The government has unveiled the latest weapon in the fight against crime and anti-social behaviour in the form of a masked social conscience protagonist called simply 'SuperHead'. By day, Superhead...

Hastings residents celebrate bonfire night exactly one month too early ... 1
Kramaring 3 years

Calendar mix-up blah blah blah...

Child Benefit cut hits fundamental right to second holiday claim middle class. 11
MADJEZ 3 years
Military action in Afghanistan falls foul of Health & Safety nazis 0
3 years

Less than a month after UK forces handed over the town of Sangin to US forces, it now appears that the real reason for the exit was pressure from inspectors from the Health & Safety Executive who...

Indian Commonwealth games ailment table so far 4
Basil_B 3 years

1. Australia 20 ailments, including 10 cases of gastroenteritis, 3 cases of typhoid and 7 cases of jaundice, 2. Great Britain 15 ailments, including 7 cases of gastroenteritis, 6 cases of...

Benefits to be simplified into one enormous single payment to David Cameron 1
la maga 3 years
New breed of black squirrel plays racism card after being picked on by greys. 2
Basil_B 3 years
Hastings Pier Latest Victim of Pier Instantaneous Combustion Syndrome [PICS] 3
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Dutch Elm Disease, Horse Chestnut Blight and Pier Instantaneous Combustion Syndrome [PICS] are 3 of the scourges of Britain for which there is no known cure. Several piers have fallen victim to PICS....

El Cid in shock Islam conversion - Moor soon. 3
therustler 3 years
"UK now a big branch of Tesco" fears confirmed by Tesco-Value Tory Government 8
wolfie 3 years

Cameron, the hitherto Teflon Tory, shocked onlookers when, during a baby kissing session, some dribble removed the PM's flesh-coloured surface to reveal the familiar blue and white stripes...

Great White Shark to be renamed under new equalities law 0
therustler 3 years

Under new equalities law recently brought in the great white shark will now be known as the really quite large but not in a fat way Caucasian shark. Other aquatic creatures being renamed include...

One in ten underwater creatures state religion as Jedi in marine census 1
ianslat 3 years
Public saddened to learn Hastings even had a pier. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

The council have already announced plans to leave it a derelict eyesore much like the one in Brighton...

Clegg: "That's not what we agreed" - and cries 0
Sinnick 3 years

Cameron must be wetting himself laughing...

People Admit Smoking Cannabis Helps Them Sit Through a Nigel Kennedy Concert 1
IABP 3 years
Due to government cutbacks, Delhi Games now known as the Common-austerity games 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
MOD burnt Hastings pier; it made it too easy for the French in 1066. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More historical inaccuracy soon...

Lost WWII colour footage shows up for yet another Channel 4 documentary 1
Basil_B 3 years

You know what! I think the result was the same when they filmed in black and white...

Al Qaeda's arson mistake leaves original target Max Hastings unscathed 0
simonjmr 3 years
Gay Saudi Prince choked his manservant and then killed his butler 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Don Juan to convert to Islam and leave town 8
Des Custard 3 years

Juan Moor soon for the road...

Burning of Peers more of a Public Duty than a Crime, say Police 2
IABP 3 years
The Nile is a river in Africa... 2
be reasonable 3 years

according to research published today. Professor Ivor Compass, head of the Royal Geographical Societies' institute of psychocartography, said "contrary to what every smug self-help guru and amateur...

PM mishears shouts of 'camera on' as he urinates in public at party conference 0
therustler 3 years
Tory Conference suffer 'mass narcolepsy' during IDS speech say paramedics 1
pinxit 3 years

The quiet man strikes again...

June 1535: Fisher executed. More soon 17
Oxbridge 3 years
Tory 'elf & safety' criticisms outrage supernatural voters 0
therustler 3 years
Police called to Toby Carvery after Chelsea players order spit roast 0
therustler 3 years