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Greek and Spanish bond yields spike on news of Nigerian email withdrawal

The financial crisis in Europe deepened on news that the Nigerian Email Co-op was ceasing operations in Greece and Spain. Markets were spooked as prevalence of scam emails is seen as a crucial...

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Yikes 06.06.12 10:26am
Yikes
The LA Mayoral purse taken for a ride

Mayor Albert Yen-Gang, who is Mayor of San Grabbit, in Los Angeles, appears to have fallen upon 'hard' times.. Having escaped from the City Hall car park, in the Mayoral Limousine, after giving his...

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Kazytc 06.06.12 10:13am
beau-jolly
In-Jokes Have No Place In News Media, Says You-Know-Who 0
Textbook 06.06.12 10:12am
Textbook
Internet Now With "Auto-Adolf" Comparison Feature

It has long been a rule of any political debate, that if it goes on long enough, one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, and the party that makes this comparison instantly loses the debate....

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Textbook 06.06.12 10:11am
Textbook
Football refs' smelling salts franchise to end soon......

due to clamp down on pitch swearing., Rugby League to follow?...

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Jesse Bigg 06.06.12 10:01am
Jesse Bigg
Experts predict Jubilee apathy to take 10 years or a Coronation to wear off 0
simonjmr 06.06.12 9:27am
simonjmr
Venus passes sun, Mars stays at pub 0
Yikes 06.06.12 8:41am
Yikes
Hodgson calls up Franz Ferdinand as surprise replacement for injured Terry 0
Scronnyglonkle 06.06.12 8:36am
Scronnyglonkle
Britain's pomp and pageantry industry booming, but boss is a tax avoider 0
ronseal 06.06.12 6:17am
ronseal
Cock Robin may have known his killer, says new book 0
ronseal 06.06.12 5:59am
ronseal
BB Housemates Taking Attention Away From Deserving Celebs, says Monarchist 0
Hooch 05.06.12 10:57pm
Hooch
An Idiot's Guide To.........The Queen

With the 2 Bank Holidays, street parties, and the BNP logo hanging everywhere, you may be wondering just who this Queen woman is. Luckily help is at hand and you can now be the Nicholas Witchell of...

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Perks 05.06.12 10:51pm
dvo4fun
All benefits stopped in Liverpool after "everyone's a comedian" investigation. 0
dominic_mcg 05.06.12 8:39pm
dominic_mcg
Three million Brits take four day break - EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE A JOB!

Nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend - even though they don't have a job. Brenda Wills (56) said that although her neighbours are unemployed, 'they still sat...

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roybland 05.06.12 8:05pm
Drylaw
Boring, Oregon twinning with Dull, Scotland prompts Response

Fucking, Austria & A, Norway announce plans to twin...

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RickH 05.06.12 8:03pm
RickH
New superbug, dubbed "Jubilee Fever" set to decimate UK population. 2
05.06.12 7:32pm
JohnA
Boring man survives near-life experience 1
Dumbnews 05.06.12 7:12pm
Al OPecia
Prince Philip feeling better and racially abusing staff say jubilant Royals

more later...

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virtuallywill 05.06.12 6:17pm
dvo4fun
Jubilee catheter to be auctioned for charity 0
05.06.12 5:41pm
Twitter In A Tizz As First Extraterrestrial Opens Account

Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles is no secret; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the...

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Duff 05.06.12 5:28pm
Duff
Merkel concedes kindest thing would be to have Greece put to sleep. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.06.12 4:22pm
dominic_mcg
U-Turn Latest; government restores Cromwellian republic

In a shock move, the government has overturned it's previous opposition to the Commonwealth created by Oliver Cromwell. "Serious times need serious government.", explained David Cameron, dressed in...

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apepper 05.06.12 4:11pm
apepper
Plug pulled from final squad

A leading cartoon character from children’s comic The Beano is said to be ‘gutted’ after being left out of the 23 man England squad for Euro 2012, , Central defender Plug , who has not missed...

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Gerontius 05.06.12 2:29pm
dvo4fun
Unpaid spectators forced to sleep in Hyde Park..more later 0
Bismarck 05.06.12 2:05pm
Bismarck
Police hunt for puppet thief

Police in London are mounting a major operation to find the person responsible for stealing The Duchess of Cornwall's glove puppet. The puppet, which Camilla has cherished since she was a little...

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Bismarck 05.06.12 2:03pm
Bismarck
Robbie Williams "tempted" by Jubilee line. 2
nickb 05.06.12 1:35pm
nickb
al-Qaeda confirm they will close the Olympic opening ceremony

McCartney later...

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virtuallywill 05.06.12 12:26pm
virtuallywill
Philip involved in yet another Conspiracy Theory.

Controversy surrounds the Prince's sudden (some say "convenient") illness, which prevented him from attending the Queen's Jubilee Concert, featuring such beloved institutions as Sir Cliff Richard and...

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rob box 05.06.12 11:43am
rob box
Selectors swept up in Jubilee fever as Queen named in Olympic rowing team

The Queen admits to being “thrilled” at her selection as coxswain for the Great Britain women’s rowing eight on the back of an awesome recent performance down the Thames where she led a boat to...

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Yikes 05.06.12 11:16am
Yikes
UN stands by as Jubilee is inflicted on nation

In possibly the worst case of its kind in history, an entire nation has had a Jubilee inflicted upon it over an extended period while the rest of the world stood by. Yet again, the ability of the...

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Des Custard 05.06.12 11:09am
JohnA