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Dole Offices Forced To Incorporate A Plimsoll Line In Their Office Wall.....

..Due to high unemployment...

Jesse Bigg 20.12.12 11:41pm
Syrian government "using Dubstep against civilians", Human Rights Watch reports. 0
bonjonelson 20.12.12 10:40pm
New Assange leaks will 'affect every country in the world' except Ecuador 0
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Legless Canoeist Paddles Across The Channel With Penis

Armed with a French phrase book, a good lunch box and a canoe pinched from Edgbaston, Bob Numan from Birmingham decided to do what any man would do after a heavy day on the booze, and go abroad and...

Tess Goes 20.12.12 8:34pm
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'Hollywood hacker' who targetted Scarlett Johansson given vote of thanks

The man responsible for the appearance online of nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson was this week sentenced to ten years of back-slaps, free beers, nods of recognition and "cheers mate"s. Hacker...

johnnydobbo 20.12.12 7:51pm
Mayan end of the world sweepstake won with 'Flood'.

Winners can claim their prizes on Saturday. No more soon.. or ever...

MADJEZ 20.12.12 6:29pm
End of the world only affects Isle of Wight. More Soon. 0
Gaz 20.12.12 6:28pm
Met Office 'Amber rain warning' found to be piss

Lots later...

virtuallywill 20.12.12 6:22pm
Proverb Aid announced for the poor and misinformed this Christmas

A new Government initiative to provide the poor and misinformed with 'Proverb aid' is to be launched in time for Christmas. A series of cleverly devised sayings, aimed at assisting the hard or tired...

kga6 20.12.12 5:42pm
Al OPecia
End of the World organisers advise "bring wellies and a cagoule"

more soon....

Squudge 20.12.12 5:04pm
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BBC itself may be guilty of abuse

Shocking new allegations have been made that the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) itself may have participated in the abuse of children. The 90-year old public service broadcaster is believed...

Darkbill 2.0 20.12.12 2:32pm
Bollocks, says everyone, as Mayan apocalypse doesn't happen

There has been widespread disappointment as Britain woke up on 22 December to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans' 'long count' failed to happen. Instead, they remain stuck in a...

Oxbridge 20.12.12 2:04pm
Ex-BBC Director General said to be "laughing" at cavalier pay-off. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 20.12.12 1:46pm
'Charity shops may have to open charity shops just to survive' say charities

The Alliance of High Street Charity Shop Executives has issued a report claiming nearly half its members made a loss in 2012 in the face of dwindling sales and rising costs, and found that opening a...

The Bogs 20.12.12 1:45pm
Nazi salute nurse transferred to G4 Security 1
custard cream 20.12.12 1:17pm
Unemployed Liverpool man trials hibernation to save money for new sofa

Long term unemployed Liverpool man, Gavin Smith, says his quest to find the perfect vegetative state could be over after a successful trial hibernation last weekend. Mr Smith, who has his eye on a...

Yikes 20.12.12 1:16pm
A turkey is for life!

Imagine the surprise experienced by Albert Wilkins upon discovering thirty turkeys in the cupboard beneath his stairs last Tuesday. Albert, a keen hide-and-seek enthusiast, exclaimed “I couldn’t...

parttimepirate 20.12.12 1:07pm
Questions over White House security after President is attacked by Spider child

Spider-Kid, the mischevious web-slinging child of superhero Spiderman, today sparked a national security alert after penetrating the inner reaches of the White House. Skillfully swinging and...

Darkbill 2.0 20.12.12 11:55am
Darkbill 2.0
No movement in sculpture dispute 0
custard cream 20.12.12 11:53am
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News of Poundland's Boxing Day sale causes mayhem in Middlesborough 0
custard cream 20.12.12 11:41am
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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall arrested on suspicion of five bird roast. 1
godly1966 20.12.12 11:39am
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Excitement builds ahead of Julian Assange's inaugural Christmas message

Crowds were said to be two deep outside the Ecuadorean Embassy as news leaked out that Julian Assange was to address the nation 'sometime before Christmas.' Police reported a friendly atmosphere...

custard cream 20.12.12 11:38am
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Frank Bruno asks panto audience, "Have you seen my boxing career?"

"It's behind you" (hat tip to Tripod)...

Smart Alex 20.12.12 11:25am
Al OPecia
BBC's 'cavalier' pay-off criticised - "I wanted a Mondeo" says Entwistle 0
Idiot 20.12.12 11:21am
Spielberg to follow up Lincoln biopic with Savile, Glitter and King trilogy 0
simonjmr 20.12.12 11:17am
Cromwell Society criticises BBC over cavalier pay offs 0
cinquecento 20.12.12 11:13am
National Rifle Association: Our alternative to tighter gun control

Here at the NRA we take our responsibility seriously. There has been much criticism laid at our door recently for defending the second amendment, which gives Americans the right to bear arms. Some...

Perks 20.12.12 10:59am
Assault rifle shoots to No.1 in U.S. Christmas list chart.

A proposed ban on assault rifles has catapulted the weapons to the top of Americans' present lists this festive season. More families than ever across all 50 States are expected to unwrap the guns...

Boutros 20.12.12 10:47am
Mayans release sacrificial virgin calendar for 2013

After the success of their spoof Armageddon calendar, Mayan Publishing Inc has gone back to its roots by releasing a sacrificial virgin calendar for 2013. Mayan Publishing chief Manuel Zera said...

Yikes 20.12.12 10:18am
End of the World, Friday..Make sure you are wearing clean underwerar 0
Rowly 20.12.12 9:59am