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Poor teachers face the sack, Rich ones to get more holidays 0
charlies_hat 13.01.12 10:02am
charlies_hat
Fake Tan Man Cameron Heads To Mid-East For A Top Up.....

Wow, whee! folks, his first genuine tan!...

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Jesse Bigg 13.01.12 8:37am
Jesse Bigg
Cameron to get rid of poorly performing Education Ministers earlier. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.01.12 8:17am
Al OPecia
Tesco share dive reveals true extent of Worrall Thompson's pilfering 0
Boutros 12.01.12 10:50pm
Boutros
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Sinnick 12.01.12 9:17pm
Sinnick
Paul McCartney Names New Album "Kiss My Black Ass"

Sir Paul McCartney has rejected the advice of his friends, family and personal psychiatrist by giving his new solo record the needlessly provocative title "Kiss My Black Ass". Sir Paul has explained...

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@spinal_bap 12.01.12 8:23pm
@spinal_bap
Tesco price drop 0
button 12.01.12 8:19pm
button
Leak empties think tank.

“I can’t believe it,” says Professor David Warren, director for the centre right Policy Institute Forum Group. “I checked the tank last night before I went home and it was totally full of...

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nickb 12.01.12 8:12pm
jp1885
Institute of Economic Affairs issues guidelines on low cost infidelity.

The IEA’s new handbook “How to Have an Economic Affair” starts with a choice of illicit partner: “Try not to be attracted to a partner who lives in another city,” the guide advises. With...

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nickb 12.01.12 7:52pm
writinginbsl
English gymnasts sweep the medals board in All-England Competition 0
brownpaperreporter 12.01.12 7:50pm
brownpaperreporter
'We thought they were on fire' claim US marines 0
jp1885 12.01.12 7:45pm
jp1885
Username too short for Gravatar shocker

Keen contributer unable to add ironic image to his profile, as his username is a few letters short for Gravatar. "Looks like I'm stuck with the pattern of small polygons", he said today...

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MrQ 12.01.12 7:25pm
Scroat
Scotland separation from UK - Salmond and Sturgeon to mullet over

The plaice for all your fish puns...

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Smart Alex 12.01.12 6:23pm
kga6
Alex Salmond mistakenly agrees to a Scottish Independence ballet 1
simonjmr 12.01.12 6:08pm
cinquecento
Taliban vote in favour of assisted suicide

Satire or bad taste ?...

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Sinnick 12.01.12 5:46pm
Sinnick
Exact colour of the Milky Way is blue, says the blue car 0
charlies_hat 12.01.12 5:32pm
charlies_hat
HEAVEN TO BE FULL BY THE YEAR 2025 SAYS POPE

Devotees of Christianity were stunned this week by the shock revelation from the Vatican that heaven is in real danger of becoming full by as early as 2025., Speaking from an opulently furnished...

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radicalmammal 12.01.12 5:29pm
radicalmammal
US Troops claim that Taliban fighters had suffered nasty jellyfish stings 0
charlies_hat 12.01.12 5:26pm
charlies_hat
HEAVEN TO BE FULL BY THE YEAR 2025 SAYS POPE

Devotees of Christianity were stunned this week by the shock revelation from the Vatican that heaven is in real danger of becoming full by as early as 2025., Speaking from an opulently furnished...

0
radicalmammal 12.01.12 5:26pm
radicalmammal
Latest must-have publication: 'How to Write a How to Book'

Blindingly Obvious Publications is delighted to announce the launch of a new title: ‘How to Write a How to Book’. Here, author Denise Worthington shares with us her top ten tips for making it in...

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Clarky 12.01.12 5:04pm
medici2471
Taliban commander incandescent over urination video

Anwat al-Kemini has condemned the alleged 'desecration' depicted in a video clip that apparently shows US troops urinating on dead Taliban fighters. "You wouldn't catch us doing a wee on a coalition...

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MrQ 12.01.12 5:01pm
dvo4fun
10th anniversary of man detained in Brantano draws near 0
simonjmr 12.01.12 4:52pm
simonjmr
'Spirit of the Blitz helped me', says woman who watched Celebrity Big Brother

A 93 year old woman who inadvertently watched a whole episode of Celebrity Big Brother has claimed that it was 'the spirit of the blitz' that got her through her horrific ordeal. Doris Riley is...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 12.01.12 4:48pm
dvo4fun
British Gas announce price increase cuts 3
medici2471 12.01.12 4:39pm
Clarky
AA operative admits he is 'close to breakdown'. 1
dammit 12.01.12 4:37pm
Clarky
Rik Mayall invents comedy philosopher: Alain de Bottom 0
nickb 12.01.12 4:23pm
nickb
Fans of watching football in 3D urged to “go to a match”

A survey commissioned by the Football Association has revealed that 73% of Sky Sports 1 HD in 3D viewers had not realised that attending a match in person required neither the purchase of an...

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Downerpitt 12.01.12 4:06pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
One in five photos taken in UK feature Pippa Middleton’s Bottom

A survey by Nottingham University has looked at all 76.4 billion digital photographs taken in the United Kingdom in 2011. It found that 15.5 billion of those included the future Queen sister’s...

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oblongscone 12.01.12 3:45pm
oblongscone
Worral Thompson rates Tesco shares 'a steal' after 14% fall 0
Des Custard 12.01.12 3:23pm
Des Custard
Scout group's alien encounter

“On the first night of our annual scout camp, we saw lights in the sky, but I reassured the boys that they were just Chinese lanterns,” reported scout leader Duncan Roberts of the 43rd Todmorden...

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Major Clanger 12.01.12 2:10pm
Major Clanger