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George W. Bush Accepts Position As Court Jester For Obama Cabinet

George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet today. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened...

06.07.12 9:31pm
Murray pleased for Marray 0
custard cream 06.07.12 9:10pm
custard cream
Rangers to seek entry to Quidditch League Northern Muggle Divison 3 0
custard cream 06.07.12 9:08pm
custard cream
Government Transparency Unit "disappears". 0
nickb 06.07.12 9:06pm
David Dimbleby Joins Sex Pistols

Following the appearance of Johnny Rotten on BBC1’s Question Time, David Dimbleby has agreed to join a reformed line-up of legendary punk rockers the Sex Pistols. Rotten has always admired...

@spinal_bap 06.07.12 8:36pm
Prince Charles says The Shard would be better with a thatched roof.

Prince Charles has slammed The Shard saying "It is a monstrous carbuncle that has little sense of anything other than the possibility it might one day be iconic." "The modern 'up yours'...

Ian 06.07.12 8:34pm
Andy Murray just one win away from being English 0
Scronnyglonkle 06.07.12 8:27pm
Windolene shares soar after unveiling of The Shard 3
dvo4fun 06.07.12 8:24pm
Police disappointed that M6 bus passenger wasn't from Brazil 2
Sinnick 06.07.12 7:44pm
Archivists Discover Hundreds Of Original Plays By Ernie Wise

On the day they discovered 100 new Caravaggios, a crack team of National Theatre archivists has simultaneously uncovered a hoard of previously unknown plays by the celebrated 20th century playwright,...

06.07.12 6:18pm
Pork factory closes - 1700 workers get the chop

If there were less jobs lost, would they be cutlets?...

Rootin Tootin 06.07.12 2:00pm
Russian linesmen threaten to strike over introduction of goal-line technology 0
Midfield Diamond 06.07.12 12:52pm
Midfield Diamond
Jimmy Savile Embroiled in LIBOR Fixing Scandal

A representative of the estate of the late, Sir Jimmy Savile, is to appear in front of the Treasury Select Committee next week, amidst allegations that he fixed it for the bank of England to...

Old Hat 06.07.12 12:43pm
Old Hat
Flood news: Govt rue decision to share Ark with France. 0
SingingHinny 06.07.12 12:02pm
"Goal-line technology will reduce corruption," says strangely irritable Blatter 0
SingingHinny 06.07.12 12:00pm
Man orders glass top desk to adhere to companies clear desk policy 0
simonjmr 06.07.12 11:55am
M6 police response 'proportionate if it had been a real cigarette' 3
06.07.12 11:51am
On song Tsonga in the wonga

Jo-Wilfred Tsonga last night was celebrating his astounder run of good luck after he announced that he was in possession of a winning Euromillions ticket. In anticipation of tomorrows sports...

simonjmr 06.07.12 9:51am
God particle: How can there be a Dawkins when he lets this sort of thing happen? 0
ronseal 06.07.12 8:59am
Richard Dawkins says God Particle is myth created by control freaks Higgs&Bosun 1
ronseal 06.07.12 8:57am
Stone Roses to play 10 minute 'all the hits' set at Heaton Park 2
Mandy Lifeboat 06.07.12 7:58am
Millions of Trevor Dawkins particles found in dusty home of atheist batchelor 9
ronseal 06.07.12 7:20am
Katie Holmes divorces Tom Cruise after tiring of 'want to see my lizard?' gag 1
Mandy Lifeboat 06.07.12 7:06am
Barclays to consult Blair and Mandelson on new libor policy. 0
weematt 05.07.12 10:33pm
Surge in sales of Grecian 2000 by men confused by '50 Shades of Grey' phenomenon

Surge in sales of Grecian 2000 by men confused by '50 Shades of Grey' phenomenon. From our business correspondent...

Miss Hegas 05.07.12 10:21pm
Miss Hegas
Shard officially unveiled as Europe’s tallest eyesore. 1
Thor 05.07.12 9:48pm
God calls lost and found to ask if He can have His particle back. 2
button 05.07.12 9:39pm
Arch rivals - round and Tudor to meet in semi finals 2
simonjmr 05.07.12 9:29pm
Fred Goodwin appointed new Barclays CEO 0
custard cream 05.07.12 8:49pm
custard cream
William Order of Thistle 'not nepotistic & economically essential' says his mum 3
cinquecento 05.07.12 8:01pm