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Met police admits 'errors' in botched search for missing hour. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Two royal wedding cakes ordered after Prescott accepts invitation 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Protestors welcome plans for cuts in police numbers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Travel delays after trains take over from replacement bus services 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
NATO call for regime change after popular uprising in London. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Troops to protect protesters from Cameron's brutal police.

TUC promise more marches to aid beleaguered shop frontage industry. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
University Of Tripoli wins boat-race for 17th year running... 0
be reasonable 4 years

according to a press release from the Office of Colonel Gaddaffi., Hat-tip to Mr. Nelson...

Nottingham Trent surprise winner of The Boat Race 2
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

Elephant hoping people in the room will just go away. 1
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Big fat gypsy calls off wedding after Channel 4 taunts about his weight 0
ronseal 4 years

A gravitationally challenged gypsy whose wedding was to be screened by Channel 4 has cancelled after taunts about his weight were included in the title of the documentary...

Big fat gypsy honeymoon is over says retailer 0
QorbeQ 4 years

The honeymoon period for sales of outrageous clothing following the runaway success of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding has ended, according to leading high street tat merchant Primark. Marketing manager...

Police to contract out Scene of Crime investigations to Time Team. 4
Ian Searle 4 years
Aggressive baboon shot by Cape Town Police... 0
be reasonable 4 years

Mr. Rooney is said to be recovering in hospital...

Oxford or Cambridge confirmed as Boat Race victor 0
antharrison 4 years
"It makes no census to me", claims UAE-born 20-year old man/woman 0
dannyboy206 4 years

A woman from Poole, Dorset has become the latest person to have difficulties with the completing her census form. Annie Travers, a 20-year-old university student, currently studying in East Anglia...

Classless Society 'impracticable' says headmaster 0
Mrblacker 4 years

A Secondary school headmaster says a classless society is not practical in today's education environment. St Margaret's in Maidstone was the England lead for the government's 'all-in-one' teaching...

Japanese PM: "Support for nuclear power glowing stronger" 0
VictorMeldrew 4 years

.. I'll wait for the fallout!...

Erectile Dysfunction Day is a big flop 1
beau-jolly 4 years

More soon..oh ..maybe not this has never happened to me before...

Safety fears after cyclists erroneously told they must adhere to psycho paths. 1
SingingHinny 4 years
A classless society is on the cards as the BBC axe My Family 0
CupidStunt 4 years

Zoe Wanamaker to replace Pam St Clement and take charge of Pat's Cabs in Eastenders. Robert Lindsay will be brought in to beat up Gail Tilsley in an episode of Corrie scheduled for the Autumn....

Lady GaGa arrested for nudity after turning vegetarian 1
TerribleTim 4 years
Duke of York and William Hague sent to African Summit 1
Ironduke 4 years

Specifically, the top of Killimanjaro. In a cagoule and sandals, with a thermos of lukewarm tea and a whistle. That'll learn 'em...

Whipround at cuts march raises £84bn to cover deficit 1
ED209 4 years

Workshy public-sector jobsworths, union oiks and lazy unemployed people today showed the strength of their commitment to the anti-cuts agenda by place enough money to cover the deficit into a large...

'Anyone else we have to lose to before we can come home?' plead England 0
Ironduke 4 years

'Cricket Team'...

Erection joke "too close to the bone" 10
NewSuburbanDad 4 years
French air force strike 4
Ironduke 4 years

as night missions claimed to breach EU working time directives...

Rhyming slang irony as 'Wanker' becomes polite version of 'Merchant Banker' 3
Ironduke 4 years
Police develop new "Cafetiere-ing" tactic for Middle-Class Demonstrations. 2
BillyBitzer 4 years
Boat Race cancelled after rowers join the London protests 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
"LOL with Jeremy Paxman" commissioned by the BBC 4
Danny 4 years

In an attempt to win the ratings war of hard-hitting talk shows the BBC has commissioned a show to go head to head with "OMG with Peaches Geldof"...