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Papworth deny staff added 'DNR' instruction to Prince Philip's charts. 1
MT Bucket 27.12.11 7:13pm
Speed Limit Bombshell for Monaco Grand Prix

"It's health and safety gone mad," said petrol-heads everywhere yesterday as bosses of Formula One announced plans to restrict track speeds in future Monaco Grand Prix races. Michel Le Berke, F1...

Drylaw 27.12.11 6:07pm
Middle class revolt as NHS offer discount to private patients who bring own bed.

Lansley is a cnut...

SingingHinny 27.12.11 5:42pm
Prince Philip visited in hospital by Ghosts of Christmas Gaffe.

Royal watchers have confirmed that the reason for Prince Philip’s extended hospital stay is not due to any serious health monitoring reasons but because the 90 year old Prince was, over the...

Milo Shame 27.12.11 2:26pm
Alliteration Association Axed

The Alliteration Association of Aldershot have today announced they are to disband following a poor uptake in membership. The announcement shows the dwindling support for language based groups, as it...

Perks 27.12.11 1:19pm
Ello its me Blogs

What a fucking xmas this has been ay matey?ay what ay matey ay?This place has gone right down hill aint it ay matey ay?Well stuff you ay matey?stuff you Im off,got better things to do than hang...

Pinocchio 27.12.11 1:09pm
Family with 'children' in power supply drama.

A family in Berkshire was in ‘social crisis’ yesterday as the electricity supply was unexpectedly cut off for a whole day.’ It was awful’, commented mother of three, Sophie Havlard’. ‘I...

writinginbsl 27.12.11 12:37pm
Suicidal cult singer changes age Facebook to 27 in bid for legend status 0
ronseal 27.12.11 12:35pm
Arab League to use video technology in upcoming Syria vs Civilians clash

Linesman later...

virtuallywill 27.12.11 12:23pm
Mervyn King: "A banker's bonus should be for life, not just for Christmas." 1
dvo4fun 27.12.11 7:49am
Wife of Standard and Poor Employee rejects downgrading of rating to AA+

Edward Farnham, ratings manager of the Standard and Poor ratings agency, today downgraded the rating of his wife from AAA to AA+. He blamed the Christmas festivities for building up large...

steve_l 27.12.11 4:42am
Nation weeps as 'feel good' show reunites Noel Edmonds with a career

Families across the country were deeply moved by a 'feel-good' seasonal show yesterday, that aimed to reunite long-lost acquaintances and make them cry and look really grateful. But no-one was ready...

27.12.11 1:32am
Nike plans for Rosa Klebb style shoe dropped after violence in US stores. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:38am
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Clegg checks into battered wives shelter after stressful month in coalition. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:30am
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Prince Philip 'making progress': treating foreigners like its late 20th Century. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:27am
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Santa shoots dead 18 elves before turning toy gun on self. Christmas blamed. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:21am
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Scientists prove that Father Christmas exists!

Following the experiments in September when physicists detected neutrinos travelling faster than light, a feat forbidden by Einstein's theory of special relativity researchers from SANTA (Science...

hardev 27.12.11 12:16am
Prince Philip meets target to offend 95% of Papworth staff in under 4 hours. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:14am
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Philip left on a trolley in corridor for 4 hours 'like all A&E admissions'. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:13am
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Papworth dismiss claims that Prince Philip is a 'Bed Blocker'. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:09am
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Shock as 90-year-old man suffers from illness common in very old people 5
Oxbridge 27.12.11 12:05am
Home builder discovers breakthrough cooling material, toilet seat covers 0
Dumbnews 26.12.11 11:40pm
Public braced for influx of Olympic Wallchart planners on Jan 1st ...

No more soon...

Kramaring 26.12.11 8:28pm
Tragic consequences as police destroy dolls handed in during voodoo doll amnesty 4
Smart Alex 26.12.11 7:19pm
VW turns off Blackberry emails out of hours

Volkswagen has agreed to stop its Blackberry servers sending emails to some of its employees when they are off-shift. The carmaker confirmed it made the move earlier this year following complaints...

brian 26.12.11 7:07pm
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Samurais' living conditions exposed as 'sordid'. 1
writinginbsl 26.12.11 6:54pm
Kennel Club Scientists Discover Dog Particle at LHC 9
The All New Jeni B 26.12.11 5:20pm
Barry Hearn to spice up office jobs with entrance music and dancing girls

A Bedford-based logistics company is working with renowned sports promoter Barry Hearn, in an attempt to make their office jobs more popular with the addition of loud music, rowdy live audiences and...

Vertically Challenged Giant 26.12.11 3:32pm
Christmas spirit ruined by lack of amusingly shaped vegetables

The jollity associated with Christmas dinner has gone, so says a YouGov survey. And at the heart of the issue is the lack of rudely shaped vegetables. Not so long ago it was common place to see...

brownpaperreporter 26.12.11 2:57pm
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Travellers face Underground chaos as caravans get stuck in tunnels 3
Perks 26.12.11 2:54pm
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