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They Get Younger Every Year

Courtney Stodden, teen bride and certified attention whore went running today with her new security staff, and pointless pink dog. Captured on camera, the newest member of her staff looks like a 15...

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The Acacia Strain 16.01.12 10:27pm
The Acacia Strain
Outrage as large dyke to be placed on Isle Of Lesbos 0
The Acacia Strain 16.01.12 10:05pm
The Acacia Strain
Tourist who got food poisoning whilst in Hawaii, spending their days Honolulu 3
Iamthestig 16.01.12 9:45pm
bonjonelson
Costa Cruises announce Birmingham-Zurich cruise route

More to follow...

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apepper 16.01.12 9:37pm
apepper
Falklands veteran reunited with downed pilot 'failed to kill him a second time'

A veteran soldier has offered a heart-felt apology, after being reunited with an Argentinian pilot he shot down during the Falklands conflict. Despite being given the chance to put thirty years of...

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16.01.12 9:25pm
charlies_hat
Good news for republicans as Costa Cruises win contract for new Royal Yatch. 0
Ian Searle 16.01.12 9:00pm
Ian Searle
Britain's greatest living artist to be preserved in formaldehyde

The man recently named as Britain's greatest living artist may be preserved in formaldehyde if the man regarded as Britain's greatest living conceptual artist gets his way. David Hockney (74), who...

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roybland 16.01.12 7:51pm
Username
Government puzzles how world's richest woman could obtain yacht

Government ministers are working around the clock to try and discover a way for the Queen to obtain a yacht. "It's a real dilemma.", said a spokesman. "Yachts are really expensive and only really...

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apepper 16.01.12 7:42pm
apepper
BBC admits "the signs were there" over Worrall-Thompson

BBC Executives have admitted to “failing to see the signs” after archive footage of disgraced chef Antony Worrall-Thompson was released, showing his appearances on Ready Steady Cook. Director...

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fun and games 16.01.12 7:37pm
fun and games
Queen offered cheap new royal yacht by Italian cruise company 0
Smart Alex 16.01.12 7:01pm
Smart Alex
Millionth Visitor to Newsbiscuit website wins a year's supply of Trojan Viruses 0
Mathna 16.01.12 5:55pm
Mathna
Gove "I only said we should give the Queen a Jubbly this summer" 1
simonjmr 16.01.12 5:18pm
dvo4fun
Soap industry collapses in a thickening sud. 3
Iscariot 16.01.12 4:57pm
beau-jolly
Tragedy on Anne Boleyn film set as director shouts, "Cut!" 0
Smart Alex 16.01.12 4:09pm
Smart Alex
Teenage boy disappointed to discover "Blue Monday" nothing to do with porn 0
simonjmr 16.01.12 4:04pm
simonjmr
Motorists Unimpressed by Spontaneous Combustion Engine. 0
sredni vashta 16.01.12 3:44pm
sredni vashta
"I'd prefer cash or vouchers", Queen tells Gove 2
JD 16.01.12 3:01pm
Runestone Cowboy
Costa Cruises CEO says £62m loss of Concordia a "mere drop in the ocean" 0
kimllfixit 16.01.12 2:46pm
kimllfixit
Shoddy fancy dress retailer just a mickey mouse outfit 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 16.01.12 1:56pm
dvo4fun
Cruise company shares soar after massive increase in turnover. 3
JETFAB 16.01.12 1:49pm
button
Fears for the moon as astronomers discover gigantic jar of chutney 1
jp1885 16.01.12 1:39pm
Skylarking
Clearsil in spot-fixing allegations 0
Skylarking 16.01.12 1:33pm
Skylarking
New yacht for Queen rejected; Charles proposes Italian cruise as consolation 1
cinquecento 16.01.12 1:17pm
cinquecento
Boat from Lynx advert to be used as new royal yacht

Once they've got rid of the smell...

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kimllfixit 16.01.12 1:11pm
kimllfixit
PM Announces New Royal Yacht Under Construction

Following proposals that to celebrate the Royal Jubilee, the country should provide the Queen with a new Royal Yacht, the government has approved the scheme and revealed that the boat is already well...

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Deimos 16.01.12 1:00pm
Deimos
James Cameron criticised by extras during Titanic 2 filming 0
grottymonty 16.01.12 1:00pm
grottymonty
‘John Lewis’ economy can be returned within 18 days if unsatisfactory. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 16.01.12 12:38pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
'Sling yer 'ook Scotland' remark ill-advised, admits Cameron 0
jp1885 16.01.12 12:31pm
jp1885
Fat Top Cat

Clegg intervened in the fat cats debate saying "too many hide behind impenetrable texts which are obscuring rather than illuminating". This follows after Cameron and Miliband tried to portray...

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Hugh Nose 16.01.12 12:29pm
Hugh Nose
New all-inclusive language book announced: Beginning Finnish 3
Smart Alex 16.01.12 12:26pm
beau-jolly