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Somerset police: “We’re still looking for the pizza. No particular reason”... 0
Doylem 3 years
12 Christians arrested 0
ramblesnake 3 years

for planning to starve themselves to death during next Ramadan...

Telegraph Confirms Pope's Catholicism 1
davidxhare 3 years

Undercover Telegraph reporters posing as churchgoers have been able to record statements by clergymen lending weight to the rumour that the Pope is in fact a Catholic. This is the latest in a series...

Coroners report confirms Children’s author killed by Zomble 3
Milo Shame 3 years

A coroner’s report has confirmed that beloved children’s author, Elizabeth Beresford, may have been killed by an undead Womble. The report suggests that after the initial success of the Womble...

Heston Blumenthal opens restaurant in Chatham 6
riesler 3 years

The Fat Slag...

Annual trek to the gym in Jan is not enough, says High Priest of Aerobic Church 0
ronseal 3 years

The high priest of the Aerobic Church has condemned those who only attend services for one month a year, telling them that true believers should not just turn up around Xmas and expect blessing.,...

South-East Trumpets It's Tourist Attractions. 3
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'Come from all corners of the United Kingdom to view the novelty of seeing people working.'...

'Barnsley - The Next International Banking Centre'.... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.says Charlie Whatmuff, before waking out of his dream...

Tories refuse to return Khodorovsk'y cash, threaten "trade war" with Russia 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

..more moola soon...

Sink Schools To Be Placed Down Old Mine Shafts.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Due to Tory cuts...

Forsyth denied Knighthood for Cockney Rhyming Slang mix-up 2
Milo Shame 3 years

The diaries of Dame Geraldine Childcot, ex-lady in waiting to her Majesty Queen Elizabeth are to be published in the New Year by the Daily Mail. Early leaks have already provided one sensational...

Wills and Kate trapped in Fairy Tale. Wicked stepmother won't release them! 1
DiY 3 years
Old Boy Network Takes Over Spoof Website..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years
Police warning over use of mistletoe by middle-aged perverts 0
dogwheels 3 years

Police have issued a fresh warning in the run-up to the New Year celebrations over the use of mistletoe by would-be middle-aged perverts. A spokeswoman for the Met's Special Victim's Unit said: 'We...

Delia Smith launches new cookery book in ‘Manga’ style 6
fernandomando 3 years

Following the lead from other pioneering celebrity chefs, Delia Smith today launched a new cookery book for the Marks and Spencer generation just in time for the January sales. What distinguishes her...

Lord and lady Prescott suffer problems down below ,Queen Mary 2 reports they 1
melody 3 years

have the shits on board...

The Bipolar Express tops manic depressives' Xmas reading list 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Playmate Crystal Harris to take lessons in CPR. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Heathrow management to advise US airports on types of snow. 0
Ostsee 3 years
All war and conflict ends at Pope's insistence 9
dogwheels 3 years

New York - The UN has confirmed that all war, conflict and diplomatic stand-offs in the world have ended at the request of Pope Benedict. The Pontiff made the demand during his Christmas address,...

Christmas Dinner addicts go 'cold turkey'. 2
Trickster 3 years

Millions of people addicted to Christmas dinner leftovers have gone cold turkey, according to recovery group, 12 Steps of Christmas., One anonymous stuffing addict said. "The 12 steps programme has...

Tesco sees the return of Jesus as a threat to their Food and Beverage margins. 1
melody 3 years
Vince Cable praised for his skill, control and passion... 2
victory V 3 years

shame he was only dancing...

Jesus accused of using ghost writers in Xmas cash in book The Bible 2
ronseal 3 years

Jesus is the least celeb accused of using ghost writers to produce his first blockbuster novel., New allegations have been made that Jesus's best selling book The Bible was not actually written by...

Airports to fine government for snow blocked roads. 1
LaserComet 3 years
Counterfeit gold trader found gilty 1
riesler 3 years
75% of practising Catholics want to see the Pope and Justin Bieber get it on 1
Malcum eggs 3 years
Veggie addicts go cold tofu. 3
Trickster 3 years
Wombles' Creator, Elisabeth Beresford, Moves From Overground To Underground 2
IABP 3 years
Shortage of 'Bah Humbugs' relieved. Plentiful supply found in Home Counties. 0
DiY 3 years