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Cameron fury at hearing that GCHQ operations are legal

David Cameron went into meltdown yesterday after hearing William Hague promise that all GCHQ operations are legal. 'What the hell's the good of that?' he roared. 'A legal spy operation? Whoever...

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John Wiltshire 11.06.13 7:43am
John Wiltshire
Swearing policeman swears he'll have his revenge on the IPCC 0
victimms 11.06.13 7:23am
victimms
Turkish P.M regrets his choice of "Smoke gets in your eyes" at Karaoke night 0
Scronnyglonkle 11.06.13 7:12am
Scronnyglonkle
Consultants hired to help Tax bureau understand their tax laws 0
Dumbnews 11.06.13 1:45am
Dumbnews
Yeo on Sunday Times video: "it's OK, I was lying"

MP Tim Yeo has made it clear that while "I can understand that being caught on film privately boasting about cheating for money looks suspicious", he was actually "lying in private about having lied...

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Sir Lupus 10.06.13 11:25pm
Sir Lupus
Google Amends Mission Statement

The search engine company Google has announced plans to radically alter its founding mission statement, “Don’t Be Evil”. In an AgoogBlog (TM) posting, the company states:, “We feel that...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 10.06.13 10:44pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Virgin broadband offers free WI-FE service

more soon....

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custard cream 10.06.13 10:43pm
Dumbnews
Tim Yeo admits lobbying about Commons cafeteria yoghurt procurement 0
Sir Lupus 10.06.13 10:34pm
Sir Lupus
Militant motorists drive two abreast to prevent cyclists getting past

Lycra clad speedsters infuriated by attitude of Citroen Saxo drivers who 'just seemed to be chatting to each other' as they were trying to get past...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 10.06.13 10:30pm
Scronnyglonkle
Self-Centred Sailor Condemned for Navel Gazing 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 10.06.13 10:13pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Thrifty Queen adopts "wait and see" policy on buying birthday card 3
sydalg 10.06.13 10:09pm
raudus
Apple unveils new iDrone

The soon to be released IOS 7 for Apple products will allow users to take control of unmanned drones as one of its new features. ‘We at Apple are always striving to take personal technology to a...

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Hooch 10.06.13 10:09pm
Hooch
Police to trial hashtags as crowd control weapon

"When my wife Sonia started to drop hashtags into her ordinary dinner party conversation, I noticed the incredible effect it had on breaking up and dispersing the guests," explained @ChiefInspector...

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Boutros 10.06.13 9:49pm
Boutros
Marshall dies at Canadian GP, tragically rest of HIMYM cast survive 1
Bertrand Twisted 10.06.13 9:20pm
FlashArry
Deaf star brings down jumbo jet in outdoor performance of Helen Keller play 1
Dick Everyman 10.06.13 9:15pm
FlashArry
Deep Purple admit prism was involved with 70s Dark Side of the Moon recordings 3
Ian Searle 10.06.13 8:18pm
MADJEZ
Education Secretary wants sloppy mathematicians rounded up. 4
sredni vashta 10.06.13 6:49pm
Wrenfoe
NSA system couldn't see Gary Glitter's hard drive claims PC World assistant. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.13 6:42pm
MADJEZ
Boy George rejects pet komodo dragon. He prefers a calmer chameleon. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 10.06.13 6:10pm
Wrenfoe
Hague lauded for keeping straight face during GCHQ statement. 0
Zen 10.06.13 5:31pm
Zen
Charles posts "Parents at hospital" on Facebook, 500 revellers gatecrash Palace 1
sydalg 10.06.13 5:08pm
Al OPecia
National Rifle Association defends "right to bear eggs". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.06.13 4:46pm
Al OPecia
Cat with high IQ won't use litter tray, stinks outside the box 0
Lindy Moone 10.06.13 4:41pm
Lindy Moone
Middle Class Fear of Misusing Irony Up 19%

Official figures have revealed a sharp increase in the fear of being caught out misusing the word “ironic” at dinner parties and other similar get togethers. “It’s a common fear,” says...

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Ablative Fabsolute 10.06.13 4:36pm
NewBiscuit
Ground breaking new IT system actually makes people get more work done 2
ronseal 10.06.13 4:17pm
sillybugger
Mark Zuckerberg waiting for facebook to get 'big' before cashing out 0
Dumbnews 10.06.13 3:38pm
Dumbnews
Newsbiscuit apologises to Cowell over 'should have been shot' quote.

Apparently meant to say 'Could have been shot'. [url=http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/319562/COWELL-I-COULD-HAVE-DIED/]Daily Star : I could have been shot[/url] The Newsbiscuit editorial team...

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MADJEZ 10.06.13 3:22pm
MADJEZ
Friends Life turns down Lazarus insurance claim 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 10.06.13 1:56pm
Arthur
Mourhino offers Suarez an arm and a leg to join Chelsea

..Branislav Ivanovic said to be very unhappy...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 10.06.13 1:53pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
GCHQ Has Already Anonymously Awarded This Five Stars 3
Titus 10.06.13 1:16pm
Arthur