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Motorists Unimpressed by Spontaneous Combustion Engine. 0
sredni vashta 16.01.12 3:44pm
sredni vashta
"I'd prefer cash or vouchers", Queen tells Gove 2
JD 16.01.12 3:01pm
Runestone Cowboy
Costa Cruises CEO says £62m loss of Concordia a "mere drop in the ocean" 0
kimllfixit 16.01.12 2:46pm
kimllfixit
Shoddy fancy dress retailer just a mickey mouse outfit 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 16.01.12 1:56pm
dvo4fun
Cruise company shares soar after massive increase in turnover. 3
JETFAB 16.01.12 1:49pm
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Fears for the moon as astronomers discover gigantic jar of chutney 1
jp1885 16.01.12 1:39pm
Skylarking
Clearsil in spot-fixing allegations 0
Skylarking 16.01.12 1:33pm
Skylarking
New yacht for Queen rejected; Charles proposes Italian cruise as consolation 1
cinquecento 16.01.12 1:17pm
cinquecento
Boat from Lynx advert to be used as new royal yacht

Once they've got rid of the smell...

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kimllfixit 16.01.12 1:11pm
kimllfixit
PM Announces New Royal Yacht Under Construction

Following proposals that to celebrate the Royal Jubilee, the country should provide the Queen with a new Royal Yacht, the government has approved the scheme and revealed that the boat is already well...

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Deimos 16.01.12 1:00pm
Deimos
James Cameron criticised by extras during Titanic 2 filming 0
grottymonty 16.01.12 1:00pm
grottymonty
‘John Lewis’ economy can be returned within 18 days if unsatisfactory. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 16.01.12 12:38pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
'Sling yer 'ook Scotland' remark ill-advised, admits Cameron 0
jp1885 16.01.12 12:31pm
jp1885
Fat Top Cat

Clegg intervened in the fat cats debate saying "too many hide behind impenetrable texts which are obscuring rather than illuminating". This follows after Cameron and Miliband tried to portray...

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Hugh Nose 16.01.12 12:29pm
Hugh Nose
New all-inclusive language book announced: Beginning Finnish 3
Smart Alex 16.01.12 12:26pm
beau-jolly
Italian ship captain didn't know his aft from his elbow 0
charlies_hat 16.01.12 12:21pm
charlies_hat
Ghost of Bob Holness haunts Blockbuster tunnel. 2
JETFAB 16.01.12 12:11pm
Major Clanger
Broom manufacturer announces sweeping cutbacks 2
bonjonelson 16.01.12 12:05pm
Major Clanger
Ah, so you saw THAT one did you Wenger? says everyone 0
Oxbridge 16.01.12 11:49am
Oxbridge
Jury's axed in favour of Magistrates

A new government white paper suggests axing jury's on some 70.000 trails per year could help cover NHS losses in a number of specialist areas...

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Hugh Nose 16.01.12 11:38am
Hugh Nose
Costa Concordia to be new Royal Yacht. 1
Tammy Flugh 16.01.12 11:27am
bonjonelson
Top half of cruise ship conjurer's assistant still missing 1
yussle 16.01.12 11:16am
Midfield Diamond
Government puts offer on ex Italian cruise liner for new Royal Yacht. 1
bonjonelson 16.01.12 11:15am
Tammy Flugh
PM: new 'adopt an abandoned Christmas tree' scheme was "a complete failure" 0
hughesroland 16.01.12 10:59am
hughesroland
UK technically in recession as stitch in time savings index drops to 'seven' 0
cinquecento 16.01.12 10:55am
cinquecento
Cruise captain's career is on the rocks 0
Sinnick 16.01.12 10:22am
Sinnick
Greengrocers follow in Waterstones footsteps by removing unnecessary apostrophes

Say goodbye to potato's and apple's...

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kimllfixit 16.01.12 10:19am
bonjonelson
Shoplifter who stole diary gets twelve months 3
Major Clanger 16.01.12 10:09am
kimllfixit
"Gove earning to pay for Royal Yacht.."

Gove due to return to education following confidential letter...

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Hugh Nose 16.01.12 10:05am
Hugh Nose
Mother's horror as man sells iPad to buy kidney

The mother of a Chinese man has spoken of her horror after finding out that her son, identified only as 'Big Zheng', had arranged the sale of one of his iPads to fund the purchase of a kidney in a...

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rickwestwell 16.01.12 9:57am
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