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Nick Clegg to address empty Auditorium for Lib Dem conference

The Lib Dem's today have announced that Nick Clegg will emulate his action movie hero at this years Lib Dem conference and address and empty auditorium "Apparently Clint Eastwood had an argument...

simonjmr 07.09.12 8:19am
Couples with 'boring sex' to be permitted more breaks under EU ruling

more soon. sorry but I am going to have to do something with this one:, clicky ->...

Squudge 07.09.12 8:15am
Dyslexic man's joy short lived...

When he realises what his girlfriend's note actually said was that she 'fancies Alan'...

Smart Alex 07.09.12 8:05am
Smart Alex
Cabinet reshuffle: Ken Clarke and Baroness Warsi shift to 'Kitchen Cabinet' role

Ken Clarke is stepping down as Justice Secretary and moved to become 'Minister without Portfolio but with a Trolley' by David Cameron as part of a wide-ranging reshuffle. Conservative Party co-chair...

pinxit 07.09.12 7:53am
BBC TV comedy Citizen Khan hailed as 'final proof' that time-travel is possible

more soon. Unfortunately...

dvo4fun 07.09.12 5:36am
Roman documents found show ancient dispute over 'third highway'

Archaeologists in central London have said the discovery of Roman documents near Westminster show that transport has been a hot topic since the days when Caesar was a ruler and not just a salad. The...

Perks 06.09.12 11:35pm
Cameron promises homes fit for burglars 0
BenB 06.09.12 9:35pm
Sea World sacks over-weight trainers as 'not fit for porpoise' 0
Ian Searle 06.09.12 5:43pm
Ian Searle
Tailor fires apprentice for not being a good fit 0
Dumbnews 06.09.12 5:37pm
New fashion trend emerges among adolescents of wearing pants at their waist 0
Dumbnews 06.09.12 5:34pm
Brave burglar Richard Rochford to be nominated for Pride in Britain award 0
custard cream 06.09.12 5:08pm
custard cream
Jeremy Hunt - real name revealed ?

We are all aware of the Gideon/George Osborn name transplant for the chancellor, but evidence has come to light of another member of the Cabinet having a name change to 'improve' their image and...

FlashArry 06.09.12 4:56pm
Sponsors for new bravery awards sought

TV chiefs are today searching for new sponsors for “The Burglar and Thug National Bravery Awards,” ceremony to be held in November 2012, Original sponsors, HMP Adventure Holidays and Cops Catch...

hero2zero 06.09.12 4:22pm
Nails UK
Proportion of private patients among GB Paralympic Team ‘too high’ says report

There was further criticism of the NHS last night when a study revealed that more than a third of the British Paralympic team had had their various medical conditions treated in private clinics; such...

Midfield Diamond 06.09.12 4:20pm
Millionaires' Row, Chelsea, Straight In There To Build A Second Conservatory....

.Would you believe?, "Gee, second conservatories could do wonders for Britain, don't you know."...

Jesse Bigg 06.09.12 1:52pm
Jesse Bigg
Grayling to “bring back hanging for gays and unemployed; pardon all bankers and

Grayling to “bring back hanging for gays and unemployed; pardon all bankers and phone hackers” An unemployed gay couple living in a Bed and Breakfast are to sue Justice Minister Chris Gayling...

Reg Herring 06.09.12 1:23pm
Reg Herring
Extensions to terms of office up to 8 years will be allowed without elections

House of Commons extensions of up to 8 years will be allowed without elections, were unveiled today by the Coalition government. More soon...

simonjmr 06.09.12 1:19pm
New squatting laws could be used to remove the coalition government 0
simonjmr 06.09.12 1:15pm
Guardian Ethical Dilemma Over Whether To Call Disabled Burglars "Brave" 0
thisisall1word 06.09.12 12:50pm
Edward Milliband butches up with removal of vagina

Edward Milliband has taken heart of David Camerons’ criticque of his butchness and has asked some doctors to look into his vagina. By removing it he hopes to become a sweating, butch serious...

Je Margarette Rien 06.09.12 10:46am
Planning restrictions be relaxed: airports can be added to back gardens

The government wants to get planning officers "off people's backs" with a relaxation of current rules in England. For a limited period, people will be allowed to build larger extensions on houses...

steve_l 06.09.12 10:14am
Third wank of the day 'getting just a little out of hand' 3
Ironduke 06.09.12 8:20am
Scunthorpe squirrel vows to finish the job properly next time. 2
Queen of Tarts 06.09.12 4:56am
Queen of Tarts
Norman Tebbit hailed as 'visionary force' behind GB Olympic cycling success 11
pinxit 05.09.12 11:21pm
Ugly surgeon unable to remove patients eye sore 0
Dumbnews 05.09.12 10:29pm
Tomtom blamed as Genome map leads to deadend 0
kjo36 05.09.12 10:09pm
Britain swamped with zombies as Atos send the dead back to work

Britain was swamped with zombies when the dead returned to work as part of the government's controversial benefits cutback. Despite death being regarded by many as the ultimate in invalidity...

Carter 05.09.12 9:08pm
An Idiots Guide to the Political Parties

Does politics confuse you? Do you really know what each party stands for? Well, sit back and relax whilst we bring you NewsBiscuits guide to the 3 main political parties in the UK. Conservatives...

seymour totti 05.09.12 9:01pm
Clegg promoted to new post of 'Minister for everything that's really shit'

Former deputy prime minister has spoken of his delight by being promoted by David Cameron into the new position of 'Minister for everthing that's really shit.' 'When David first told me of the move...

antharrison 05.09.12 7:31pm
Embarrassment at NASA as Marianne Faithful's Mars curiosity pictures published 1
charlies_hat 05.09.12 7:22pm
Je Margarette Rien