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England Get World Cup Rugby Campaign Into Gear with 67-3 Defeat of Narnia 0
tvhack 4 years

England, thanks to a 25-minute hat-trick from Mark Cueto in his first game of the tournament and another from the other wing Chris Ashton, at last shook off the shackles and all but booked their...

Still no mention of room-elephant despite massive poo. 0
nickb 4 years

"What does a pachyderm have to do to get noticed in here?" asks Jumbo, the world's favourite yet paradoxically unmentionable animal metaphor. "I have loudly hummed Nellie the Elephant, and even gone...

BBC to make a film rather like a Le Carre novel called "Similes' People". 5
Al OPecia 4 years
World-record-Breaking Neutrino Fails Drug Test 0
tvhack 4 years

The neutrino that broke the world record by travelling faster than the speed of light has sensationally failed its mandatory post-race drugs test. Scientists at CERN have revealed that the Neutrino's...

Cern scientists 'didn't see it coming' 6
Screenie 4 years
Ahmadinejad claims to have found lost satellite 0
Sinnick 4 years

Maybe someone can think of a better claim he might have made .. ?...

"We set off wardrobe bomb in Stockholm" claim Al-Ikea 2
Perks 4 years
Depressed scientists at Cern publish new theory E=mo2 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Chuggers face courts if caught hassling people but it will only take a few mins 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Rugby to end ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ and admit heterosexuals 1
Long Distance Clara 4 years

The International Rugby Board has finally bowed to pressure and agreed to lift the policy which has sought to bar openly-heterosexual players from the game. Until this week the sport’s governing...

Porn film industry pays tribue to science with new flick, The Hardon Collider 5
ronseal 4 years
As confidence in flirting falls, Footsie closes down 2% 1
Perks 4 years
The Association of UK Handymen accused of "fixing" 3
simonjmr 4 years
Seven injured at Italian sign language conference 2
nickb 4 years

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Bored neutrino can't get out of Switzerland fast enough 5
wwwiz 4 years

CERN spokesman Otto Heinkelman confirmed that a neutrino had traveled from Switzerland to Italy at faster than the speed of light. 'It may have been coincidence, but last night the physicists here...

Brothers called Jones picked for Wales 0
Drylaw 4 years
Huge planet due to crash into defenceless satellite 1
simonjmr 4 years
World-Record-Breaking Neutrino Tests Positive for Banned Substance 1
tvhack 4 years

The world-record breaking Neutrino that clocked the fastest time ever for a sub-atomic particle has sensationally failed its mandatory post-race drugs test. Scientists at CERN have revealed that the...

Katie Price calls in cops after topless photos not stolen 0
simonjmr 4 years
You wait all day for a bus-sized satellite... 0
4 years
First British queuing school to open in Germany is great success 0
RJWinter 4 years

Ten years ago, Bryan Mayhem from Plymouth opened his first language school (WMYT) in Germany. The school has done so well, that Bryan decided to venture into another area last year: queuing., “We...

yuri_nahl 4 years

Found in the hard drive of the late maniacal super-terrorist Osama bin-Laden, (hidden between risque photo-files of thong wearing ladies in provocative postures), a diabolical plan, reported by.,...

CERN blames 'foreign seven' for speed of light error. 1
Boutros 4 years

It's back to normal at CERN after a scientist admitted to mistaking a foreign seven with a line through it for a figure one that had been crossed out. "These things happen from time to time when...

Daily Mail reader 'died by spontaneous combustion' inquest told 3
Scroat 4 years
'Tsunami' yawn racing towards the nation's capital 6
Screenie 4 years

A tidal yawn of possibly epic proportions is thought to be heading for London and may break tomorrow, a source has revealed. The yawn’s epicentre has been traced to a vegetable contest staged in...

Palestinians agree to send peace-keeping force to Palestine in bid for UN recogn 1
Gerontius 4 years

has anybody seen a 'tion' lying around here anywhere?...

Abba apply for UN recognition. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Public Sector Lego 1
Stephen Norman 4 years

A cabinet minister made a speech today designed to calm fears relating to the possible widespread public sector strikes. The minister explained how “genius” had struck him while shopping in...

Fat People ate the Money 1
Stephen Norman 4 years

World economists were left red-faced today following the publication of a New York Post investigation that reveals the true cause of the 2007 financial crash. According to the 200 page document, the...

Stock market analysts "Too anal" say analysts. 0
yussle 4 years