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Role model Kate: 1000s of women now to marry, keep quiet and look pretty 1
Moggsy 3 years
MAn angry at not being able to buy WII starts WW 111 0
arrghgarry 3 years
'Unrepentant' Lynn Truss summons the Four Horsemen of the Apostrophe 0
dicky37 3 years

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Roman Abramovich Buys the Republic of Ireland 1
kieran mcguire 3 years

[center]Roman Abramovich Buys Republic of Ireland[/center] Following weeks of legal wrangling Millhouse, the investment fund led by Roman Abramovich, has agreed to buy the Republic of Ireland. In a...

Engaged couple decline offer of chauffeur from Mohammed Al-Fayed 0
roybland 3 years
William and Kate decline invitation to spend honeymoon at Paris Ritz 0
roybland 3 years
Duke of Edinburgh offers flat chested Kate Middleton "airbag" op as wedding gift 0
thackaray 3 years
St Andrew's Photography graduate in mystery sledgehammer accident 0
Moggsy 3 years
Campaigners demand release of trapped antimatter atom. 0
Ostsee 3 years
4 year old treasure hunter unearths father's Brinks Matt gold robbery loot 0
thackaray 3 years
Mentally unhinged and Daily Express vow "no Kate Middleton obsession" 0
thackaray 3 years
‘Friend’ now just ‘someone who’s seen your blog’... 0
Doylem 3 years
Press Clamour for First View of Kate Middleton's Ring 2
De-scribe 3 years
PR company getting ready to turn around negative images of Somali pirates 2
Oxbridge 3 years

McKinley Moore, a Swindon-based PR agency, has taken on its biggest challenge in its five year history. Fresh from driving the advertising campaign that gave Wella shampoo a 2% increase in its market...

Royals to Repeat Traumatic Family History 1
Grover 3 years

The Royal Family have announced that, in a time of economic instability and high unemployment, a direct heir to the throne is to marry a physically unremarkable and previously unknown young lady in a...

Kate: No Decision Yet on Hymen Reconstruction 1
De-scribe 3 years
Royal Wedding avoidance holidays 0
Waggys Dog 3 years

Owners of the San Jose mine in Chile have announced they will reopen the mine rescue shaft to allow disaffected, leftie, republicans to escape the impending UK royal nuptuals. Owners insist there...

Millions of unemployed set to cheer the fuck up as posh bloke gets married 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Fury as Royal Couple refused Mortgage 0
donkey 3 years

An angry exchange has erupted between the Banks and the House of Windsor after it has been revealed that the banks have refused to give the Bride and Groom to be a Mortgage so they can start their...

St. Austell applies for urgent Bail-Out 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Royal vows updated version 1
Rowly 3 years

One takes one, to be ones wife. one promises to be true to one(or more) in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to have one and to hold one and to give one, one. From this day forward,...

General Mills the makers of Cheerios deny their cereal is a euphemism for 0
arrghgarry 3 years

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Weimar republic raises putsch alert to high 0
simonjmr 3 years
People of every nation join together... to invade Mars... 0
Doylem 3 years
Falklands Braced for Invasion as 1980s Revival Thunders On 1
De-scribe 3 years
Mrs Middleton would be pleased if one calls one "Queen in Law" 0
Rowly 3 years
God pisses on Duchy of Cornwall's Parade 1
bonjonelson 3 years

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Cuts the size of Wales made to Welsh budget and now known as just "budget" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Palace To Limit Its Role To Telling The Couple What To Do And When To Do It 0
IABP 3 years
Kate's engagement good time to bury bad NewsBiscuit sub. 0
Ostsee 3 years