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Robin Hood tax opposed by Friar Tuck 1
nickb 05.11.11 5:58pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Old Trafford Marks 25 Years Service by Opening "The Referees Association Stand" 2
Mathna 05.11.11 7:49pm
CJWorkman
Potato lover says his wife 'scrubs up great' 2
kga6 07.11.11 7:52am
Le Creuset Fiend
Tyre on a rope named in Rooney's honour 2
beau-jolly 05.11.11 6:23pm
vertical
Ex Kwiksave worker now painting road signs

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56478000/jpg/_56478954_keepklear-firestation.jpg...

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beau-jolly 05.11.11 4:59pm
Perks
John Terry leaves Chelsea to become Tiger Wood's new caddie. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.11.11 3:59pm
dominic_mcg
Downton Abbey to change name for third series

Popular ITV1 drama Downton Abbey will see significant changes when it returns next year for its third series. Due to the growing demand for its Sunday night time slot the turn of the century drama...

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victimms 05.11.11 3:59pm
victimms
Bonfire night to be scrapped due to inciting religious intolerance 0
simonjmr 05.11.11 1:46pm
simonjmr
Budget Deficit ' Killed Off' With Mandatory Euthanasia Policy

As the leaders of countries around the world try to figure out the answer to their financial problems, David Cameron has announced his latest initiative to help curb public spending, with the release...

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Perks 05.11.11 12:50pm
Perks
Julian Assange finally has plastic surgery to look like V 0
simonjmr 05.11.11 12:20pm
simonjmr
Vatican hit back at Ireland; "They'll buy their porn elsewhere"

The Vatican has responded aggressively to the Irish decision to withdraw their ambassador. "From now on, the Irish can buy their porn elsewhere.", said a Vatican spokesman. The Catholic church is one...

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apepper 05.11.11 11:33am
apepper
Most Scottish Tories "not sure what lesbians actually do"

Despite electing Britain's first openly gay female political leader, three out of the four Scottish Conservative party members say they are ignorant about the lives of lesbians. In an unusually...

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nickb 06.11.11 5:14pm
nickb
KP launches product into pregnancy test market

developing...

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medici2471 05.11.11 11:08am
medici2471
Benefits cheat clairvoyant didn't see 33k repayment coming

how the hell do these people get away with it for so long...

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vertical 08.11.11 4:30pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Greece finances latest: "Welcome boost to tourism from visiting journalists." 1
dvo4fun 05.11.11 10:49am
CJWorkman
Nutrition advice - cannibal diet improved by eating whole grans. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 05.11.11 10:51am
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'It was no worse than a weekend in Blackpool' says Marsonaut 1
Ostsee 05.11.11 10:37am
greg various
Trip Advisor to review hallucinogenic drugs

Like, more soon...

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nickb 06.11.11 8:29am
virtuallywill
Class 2E St.Johns Junior School Posters accidentally sent to Olympic Organisers. 3
Al OPecia 05.11.11 10:56am
medici2471
European Court finds porn downloads must count towards Radio One Top 40...

After a long, hard session in court, adult entertainer Krystal Binks breathed a lusty pant of relief as the highest court in Europe found in her favour in the case of Porn vs Pop. Even before Gnarls...

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grumblechops 05.11.11 4:39am
grumblechops
Tiger Wood's former caddie appointed as England captain 0
antharrison 05.11.11 1:14am
antharrison
Last Words

Spellchecker responsible for Steve Jobs' divine last moment – final words were actually “ow ow ow ow ow ow”...

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ght 04.11.11 10:46pm
ght
'Wallet is welcome to stay on board' say angry passengers

A Qantas flight from Singapore to London has been diverted to Dubai after air traffic controlers at Heathrow discovered one of the passengers on board was entertainer Stephen Fry. Officials on the...

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Gerontius 04.11.11 11:19pm
Quaz
Olympic organisers struggle for words to describe posters by 'artists'

Despite a valiant attempt to praise the artists responsible for today's batch of posters designed to promote the 2012 London Olympic Games, organisers have been left speechless as they sifted through...

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kga6 04.11.11 9:04pm
kga6
Ofsted boss says being compared to Dirty Harry made his day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 04.11.11 8:44pm
dominic_mcg
Brian Sewell describes official Olympic posters as "utter shit". More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 07.11.11 7:47pm
dvo4fun
Scottish Parliament to introduce minimum price per fix. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 04.11.11 8:37pm
dominic_mcg
Johnny Depp in Eastenders Shocker!

hot on the heels of the nations favourite soap opera taking on oscar nominated robert vaughan (45), most famous as mr waverley in the 1960's james bond spoof "get smart", Eastenders has shocked the...

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arthurminnit 05.11.11 11:52am
arthurminnit
Daily Mail explodes with joy...

as multiple offending illegal immigrant is paid £17,000...

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mr blue 04.11.11 8:25pm
arthurminnit
Nigerian Ex-minister caught with large sum of Cash

Nigerian Ex Finance Minister Colonel Ukwe Unchogo was today caught trying to board British Airways flight BA4235 to Heathrow today at Lagos airport with over two hundred million US Dollars in cash in...

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reforse 06.11.11 12:49am
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