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New coalition government promises things will remain same but different 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Stop Press: Nick Clegg keeps a promise... 0
Doylem 3 years

“We have to face facts. As a political force the LibDems are spent. Finished. Fucked. Finito. But I make this solemn promise to every single LibDem MP in the country: before you get slung out on...

Schindler to host spoof news quiz. 0
Trickster 3 years

Have I Got Jews for You...

Mobile phone industry challenged to develop a usable camera phone 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cash machines to feature new ‘double or quits’ facility... 6
Doylem 3 years
Starfucks combine two most profitable trades, sex and coffee. 0
Trickster 3 years
Area man leaves Newsbiscuit... - 2 44
Doylem 3 years

I’m leaving the ‘Newsbiscuit Community’. I’ve only been here five minutes (as someone pointed out to me as some kind of argument clincher), so it’s no great loss but if you ever wonder why...

Ricky Ponting to be deported for 'Crimes against Cricket' 2
Mrblacker 3 years

Cricket Australia have confirmed that their current national captain Ricky Ponting, is to be deported because of the side's failure to reclaim the Ashes. England's innings victory in Melbourne means...

Northern Ireland: concerns grow as Gerry Adams starts building an Ark... 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Anorexic model writes book of nutritious parsley recipes... 0
Doylem 3 years
Northern Ireland water crisis sparks fears of 'mashed potato famine.' 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Hughes 'special advocate' for persuading future students to vote Lib Dem 1
roybland 3 years
Coalition to appoint tsar to explain to students who Simon Hughes is 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Last years mobile to replace Coal as gift for naughty children 1
Trini 3 years

bit late, or early perhaps but hey someone put a weeks holiday right at the end of a perfectly good month. er I mean religious festival, ooooppps...

IRONY : MP's expenses to rise by 2.5% from 4th Jan 1
Trini 3 years

2.5% more soon...

Manchester City manager, Roberto Mancini, announces his team for Saturday... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Catheter, Tiara, Tabasco, Gaviscon, Fresco, Propane, Trousseau, Satsuma, Primus, Strimmer and Libido with Bouffant, Schtick and Caterwaul on the bench”...

Cameron and Clegg deny surrogate mother approach to Widdecombe 0
roybland 3 years
Elton John in extraordinary bid to be top of the pops 0
roybland 3 years
Somerset police: “Pizza still at large”... 0
Doylem 3 years

“If it doesn’t turn up in the next half hour, we’ll get it for free. And they’d better not forget the garlic bread this time”...

Outbreak of ‘common sense’ strikes small Yorkshire town... 0
Doylem 3 years

An outbreak of common sense, level 3, struck the residents of Heckmondwyke at 6.45pm last Tuesday. Eye-witnesses report that everything was back to normal by 7 o’clock. That is all...

Fastidious bird-watcher "sorting the wheatears from the chaffinches"... 1
Doylem 3 years
IRA is Ireland's AIR 0
Trickster 3 years
Cameron says Millionaires need Charity 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Commoners are being asked to donate every time they go to a cashpoint. Cameron says "Its not just the bankers who need money many of my landowning friends, although 'technically' millionaires, also...

Government Turns 'Constructively Mute' 0
awriter 3 years

Government Turns ‘Constructively Mute’ In Order To Stimulate Economy After George Osborne Claims That ‘Silence Is Golden’...

Meaningless platitudes help millions survive Christmas... 1
Doylem 3 years

The exchange of meaningless platitudes - specifically “Merry Christmas” and “Happy New Year” - has enabled people all over the country to avoid confronting, for a few more days, at least, the...

Ronnie Barker Still Spinning 1
Svendo 3 years

After One Ronnie Show christmas day special...

Man goes insane after being trapped in Wikipedia 0
dogwheels 3 years

A man has been declared insane after becoming trapped in Wikipedia and being forced to read every single entry in the online encyclopaedia. Doctors have said that 27-year-old Nobby Thomas' insanity...

Grammar for beginners: no 1, how to end a sentence... 3
Doylem 3 years

[i]“Bit nippy out, isn’t it, and it’s supposed to rain at the weekend - bloody typical, eh? - oh, by the way, I suppose a blowjob’s out of the question.”[/i] Remember, you should never end...

Apples/oranges to be reviewed as byword for things that are very different... 0
Doylem 3 years
Clairvoyants squeezed as Ryanair take over the astral plane 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years