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Fueling financial hiccups is a piece of pastry.

In a bid to lighten the dark cloud sitting over the March budget Prime Minister Dr David Macaroon decided that an early April Fuels joke was in order. Sick and tired of hearing complaints about the...

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kondorish 29.03.12 12:25am
kondorish
Face Transplant donor is unknown UK politician

Impossible to tell which as they all still seem to have at least two. More later...

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RickH 28.03.12 11:40pm
RickH
Nick Clegg to be hit hard by new Patsy Tax 3
Ludicity 28.03.12 10:47pm
deskpilot3
Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick 'Darth Vader' Cheney's Chest Anyway?

News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant. The former Halliburton head man had to wait almost two years to get his new ticker...

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28.03.12 10:46pm
COBRA meeting on fuel strike

On emerging from the COBRA meeting today, David Cameron said. "While it was unsafe & even illegal for people to hoard fuel at home, they could always do what he & the cabinet had done. Buy...

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mikesmifff 28.03.12 10:11pm
mikesmifff
Big Business advises Cameron to top up their coffers

Big business advises Cameron to top up their coffers...

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Mr Normal 28.03.12 9:33pm
Mr Normal
Osborne to combine VAT on hot food with increase in postal rates

to be called Pasty Parcel Tax...

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Tomfinger 28.03.12 8:37pm
Tomfinger
Pope urges Cubans to search for non-existent deity 0
Mandy Lifeboat 28.03.12 8:28pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Cameron advises big business to top up Tory Party coffers 0
Mandy Lifeboat 28.03.12 8:16pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Britain's Got Talent Hopeful to Invent Sob Story In Bid to Win Public Votes

Peter Blyth, a moderately talented pub singer from Aylesbury has engaged a top PR Consultant to aid his audition on ITVs Britain's Got Talent., "My problem is, I had a very happy childhood, was...

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deluca 28.03.12 8:08pm
Aliens land in Old Trafford

When interviewed one alien said that they would be leaving as there is no atmosphere...

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GillsImp 28.03.12 8:02pm
GillsImp
Two Men Walked into a Bar

You would have thought the second would have realised?...

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GillsImp 28.03.12 7:33pm
GillsImp
Henry IV denies responsibility for enciting warfare

So shaken as we are, so wan with care Find we a time for frighted peace to pant,, And breathe short-winded accents of new broils, To be commenced in strands afar remote. Henry denied to comment...

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GillsImp 28.03.12 7:19pm
GillsImp
Conspiracy Theorist Fails to deny Conspiracy

A conspiracy theorist has denied reporte that conspiracies are just a theory. This has puzzled various groups including the illuminati who believe that this is lights the fire of confusion...

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GillsImp 28.03.12 6:42pm
GillsImp
Racing barnacles compete in limpet games 1
nickb 28.03.12 6:24pm
Haywood Manley
Train carriage evacuated as passenger sets phone to "silent but deadly" mode. 0
Haywood Manley 28.03.12 6:19pm
Haywood Manley
Dead inventor of Greek dip gets posthumous praise 5
nickb 28.03.12 6:13pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tulisa seeks gagging order 16
medici2471 28.03.12 6:12pm
godly1966
Dignitas to introduce new Gift Vouchers and Loyalty schemes

This journalist asks is there an Exit strategy...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 5:36pm
Scronnyglonkle
Petrol Stations reporting Nectar points shortages 0
Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 5:32pm
Scronnyglonkle
Traffic Warden praised for customer service

A traffic warden working in Buckingham has become the first ‘civil enforcement officer’ to have received a letter of praise. The letter was written by a motorist who had been penalised for...

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Perks 28.03.12 5:27pm
dvo4fun
Osborne hopes to curb satire with the introduction of pastiche tax 1
simonjmr 28.03.12 4:31pm
kga6
'Stapling stuff' is in our genes say Docs

A two year study into office worker habits has led to the conclusion that humans are ingrained with 'the need to staple stuff'. The blind study, so described due to the number of staple related eye...

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kga6 28.03.12 4:18pm
kga6
Maude Bullish about petrol storage ideas

Minister for the Cabinet Office, Francis Maude has defended his plans for the public storage of fuel today. Speaking outside the Houses of Parliament, Maude was bullish about his suggestion that...

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monkeechicken 28.03.12 4:10pm
monkeechicken
US face transplant success offers solution to Labour concerns over Ed Miliband

Labour supporters are said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ today after news of a successful face transplant in the US opened up the potential for quietly replacing a worryingly inept party leader...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 28.03.12 4:07pm
Qoxiivi
Scientists discover new 'heat' description

Up until now there have been three different colours to describe heat: Red Hot (just hot), White Hot (very hot) and Blue Hot (extremely hot). But now a group of scientists from London University...

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Exiled Royal 28.03.12 3:43pm
Exiled Royal
Cook chill manufacturer "too chilled to cook" 0
nickb 28.03.12 3:23pm
nickb
Food critics insist Greggs pasties will continue to be zero rated 1
charlies_hat 28.03.12 3:02pm
medici2471
It gets worse for jailed Twitter-Twat as US seeks extradition

That Welsh bloke who was jailed for tweeting stupid racist stuff is to face an ordinary rendition to an American State Penitentiary, under Britain's new draconian One Way Extradition Treaty. [I'M...

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ronseal 28.03.12 2:59pm
ronseal
NHS to strike next week....

Francis Maude advises people not to panic and just make sure they have adaquete supplies of scalpels, X-ray machines, rubber gloves, heart monitors, scanning equipment , antibiotics and Viagra...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 28.03.12 2:44pm
Theodore Sprangshaft