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Osbourne given thumbs down after interview with primary school kids 0
Basil_B 3 years

Chancellor of the exchequer George Osbourne was given a unanimous thumbs down today after a move to ingratiate himself with school children around the country back fired after an interview he gave to...

Prince Charles praises street theatre group 'Yobbo' 5
Bismarck 3 years

Prince Charles praised street theatre group Yobbo this evening 'Camilla and I did so enjoy taking part' he said 'we are both big fans of the X Factor'...

Cilla 'living the Scouse lie' for years 2
R R 3 years

Light entertainment legend yesterday revealed the truth about her early years, and the lifetime of ‘living a lie’ that she now wants the public to know about. In an exclusive interview with...

McDonalds worker disappointed that unable to join demo 0
MC One R 3 years

Unfortunately his grades weren't good enough to get a place...

Riot 'predicted' by Wiki-Wilson. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Heir ruffled... 0
Doylem 3 years
"We're only weather forecasters" explains MET over tuition fee protest violence 0
simonjmr 3 years
Australian cricket chiefs to exhume body of Don Bradman to solve poor batting. 14
Basil_B 3 years
I Will First Need to Win Over the Delusional Fat Bellend Supporters says Pardew 0
IABP 3 years
Australian reaction in London to losing one test match condemned as excessive... 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Newcastle Utd sack Alan Pardew 0
dandare70 3 years
Students Attempt to Free Kidnapped Horse From Posh Car Ends In Failure 2
IABP 3 years
At least four careers feared killed by latest ‘Coronation Street’ plot 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
9/12 paramedic describes Weatherfield carnage 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Welcome-home for record Antarctic crossing team cancelled due to snow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Use of non-organic paint in attack on his car horrifies Prince Charles 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tsang quells Hong Kong ping pong ding dong 0
Scroat 3 years

Hong Kong leader steps in to defuse controversy at Far Eastern table tennis tournament...

BBC's FlashMOB holds London and Royals to ransom 0
simonjmr 3 years
Charles and Camilla to spend month skiing in Klosters to get over protest ordeal 0
Gerontius 3 years

‘Protesters are nothing more than an ill-educated rabble’ warns Prince Gov forced to raise intuition fees on Royals who drive through angry mobs protesting about capitalist bourgeoisie pigs...

Kenneth Clarke announces up Bottom up fees for 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

prisoners and guards...

British husband stages journey through violent parts of London 2
4ty2 3 years

in the hope to get carjacked and be disposed of wife...

In ironic gesture China move Nobel peace prize winner to solitary confinement. 0
Steve Wilson 3 years
Man in two minds baffles neurologists 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Kenneth Clarke announces Prison top up fees 1
Bismarck 3 years

In the wake of the University top up fee storm, justice secretary Ken Clarke has announced plans to introduce prison 'top up fees' 'This new approach will help youth from deprived households to...

Duchess of Cornwall packs it in. 1
rikkor 3 years

"I signed on for nice accommodations, three squares a day, jewels, and rebuffing the occasional feeble attempt at sex from Old Jug-Ears. I wouldn't have ever taken this job if they had mentioned the...

Charles and Camilla agree to pay everyone's tuition fees. More soon. 1
red 3 years

"Faced with the prospect of missing the Royal Variety performance, we simply didn't have a choice," said the heir to the throne, and his wife agreed. They will now be going to Bermuda to take some...

Drunken Wife-Beating Ex-Footballer Guilty Only of ‘Playful High Jinx’ 2
De-scribe 3 years

The country breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the nation’s favourite daft lad escaped with a suspended sentence for his latest bout of innocent japery. Dave ‘Dazza’ Davies was...

News agencies adopt Facebook's "Top News" algorithm for news selection 0
Dumbnews 3 years

I know this is not funny, but there is something odd about that mysterious "Top News" algorithm...

Nick Clegg resolves not to make any New Year resolutions. 3
Stan Laurel 3 years

After a challenging year in which he has been accused of breaking every single promise that he has made, Nick Clegg has pledged that he will definitely not be making any New Year Resolutions, or if...

Freezing condition criticism sees Scottish Councils failing to "grit" teeth 0
thackaray 3 years