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Alex Ferguson in match fixing row

Sir Alex Ferguson is currently helping the police with their inquires over suggestions that he may have been fixing matches in order to score extra points for his online Fantasy Football team. His...

Screenie 07.11.11 3:45pm
M&S predicted to have dire Christmas after X factor stars advert was aired 3
simonjmr 08.11.11 11:12am
BBC Newsreaders to read News for Children In Need

In a break with tradition this year’s Children In Need will feature several BBC Newsreaders dressed in outrageous two piece suits and actually reading the news. Some of the BBC's best-loved...

Mathna 07.11.11 2:34pm
Housing crisis deepens as newly-married couple unable to afford their own palace 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:19pm
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Ryan Air clarifies 23% profit increase is before local taxes and airport charges 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:19pm
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Real MTV claims responsibility after Justin Bieber wins Belfast award 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:18pm
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Olympic Torch route also available in ‘Most Direct’ and ‘Most Scenic’ options 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 2:18pm
Duncan Biscuit
Viewers demand inquiry after Lavinia voted off ‘Downton Abbey’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 07.11.11 7:38pm
HSE warns of dangers of dog excrement lurking in piles of fallen leaves

"Dont let your Autumn / Fall leaf kicking fun be totally spoiled. Think pile, Think Dog pile" "We recommend that to have totally dog poo free leaf kicking experience that you collect and pile up...

simonjmr 07.11.11 2:08pm
MINI begins production of rival to US Army’s Abrams tanks

BMW MINI have confirmed that they have started work on a range of main battle tanks in an attempt to break into the lucrative defence market. CEO Ian Robertson is delighted with what he is calling...

Vertically Challenged Giant 08.11.11 6:13pm
Shit found around St Paul's exit 2
medici2471 07.11.11 2:12pm
Italian PM denies mismanaging finances after escort agency offers bailout deal 0
SingingHinny 07.11.11 12:47pm
Lengthy police probe blamed on Anton Ferdinand's 3mth injury worry 0
liamkane 07.11.11 12:39pm
Anton Ferdinand death threats false alarm-actually offered lessons in elocution

Moor thoon...

Perks 07.11.11 12:35pm
Italian interest rates tragically force The Merchant of Venice to close business 1
charlies_hat 07.11.11 1:23pm
Convicted arsonists to be used to keep Olympic Torch lit on its 70 day UK relay 0
simonjmr 07.11.11 10:31am
Tea caddie in hot water for black coffee remark 0
medici2471 07.11.11 10:02am
Hull Council officials in body mix up to face stiff penalties 1
JETFAB 07.11.11 11:27am
'Whites Only' program discovered on John Terry's washing machine.

Further allegations of racism were made today following covert operations by an undercover freelance journalist hiding in the Chelsea and England foootballer's utility room. Having spent almost two...

spoole2112 10.11.11 2:31pm
"No junk male", only eunuchs need apply 0
medici2471 07.11.11 9:46am
Veterans of the 10/12/10 student demos to sell poppys "Lest we forget"

The NUS today has commissioned a set of commemorative "poppy's" that can be sold in high streets up and down the UK remembering the 2010 student demonstrations. The distinctive red poppies will also...

simonjmr 09.11.11 11:26am
‘Animals bore me’: shock David Attenborough admission

Fans and fellow broadcasters were left reeling at the weekend after film-maker Sir David Attenborough confessed he was, ‘fed up of looking at animals all the time.’ In the middle of an address...

Clarky 07.11.11 11:53pm
'Journalist' 'accused' of 'over-using' quotation marks for 'meani

ngless' 'emphasis'...

Nick McCarr 07.11.11 12:24pm
Justin Bieber to take the role of brother to his forthcoming child

In a move described as "Probably the best thing for everyone in the long run", boy-turned-man pop pin up Justin Bieber today agreed to assume the role of "brother" to his potential new child. Mariah...

grumblechops 07.11.11 1:29pm
Fear of porn history being made public now UK's number one crime deterrant

Following a number of recent high profile cases, a study has found flimsy evidence to suggest the fear of publication of every questionable detail of one's internet porn activity is now the number...

grumblechops 07.11.11 11:26am
BA Was a CA in the TA

It has been revealed that B.A. Baracus, one of the stars of The A Team, never was an ex-Vietnam veteran. Bryan Amis, his real name, was in fact a Careers Advisor for the British Territorial Army....

victimms 06.11.11 11:41pm
M5 Crash Caused By Rush To Avoid Taunton. More soon. 2
deskpilot3 07.11.11 11:43pm
The government's secret plan to rehabilitate prisoners revealed.

The governments secret plan to rehabilitate prisoner was revealed last night when, Oliver Letwin known as "brains" by other cabinet members, mistakenly left a secret government briefing paper in a...

fuzzy 06.11.11 10:43pm
Ed jumps on the Mili-Bandwagon

In a move that surprised all those in attendance, Labour leader, Ed Miliband stopped an interview and like John Terry jumping onto a team-mates girlfriend, he jumped on a passing bandwagon. The...

Perks 07.11.11 11:22am
UK firework displays provide much needed boost to Chinese economy 0
charlies_hat 06.11.11 8:01pm