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New charge of technical incest added to Big Brother rape case 0
charlies_hat 19.01.12 5:48pm
charlies_hat
Design of Peterborough "based on Battenburg cake", architect reveals 0
hughesroland 19.01.12 5:43pm
hughesroland
Retired Suicide Bomber Investigated For Malpractice. 1
sredni vashta 19.01.12 5:43pm
sredni vashta
Six Brighton players to be investigated for refusing to join in gang sex assault

Just taking it one rape at a a time...

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grottymonty 19.01.12 5:28pm
Midfield Diamond
Schettino denies being captain. "Fell onto Costa while fondling woman" claim.

Sapristi knocko!...

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Al McHogan 19.01.12 4:50pm
Al McHogan
Olympics "Chill" gig scrapped. "Can you imagine Boris dancing?" shudders Coe.

More shapes thrown soon...

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Al McHogan 19.01.12 4:40pm
Al McHogan
Clegg denies ever using "falling into a lifeboat" excuse yet 0
simonjmr 19.01.12 4:33pm
simonjmr
Most ex-Woolworths stores now selling even crappier stuff than before.

Our survey says...

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Al McHogan 19.01.12 4:28pm
Al McHogan
Gary Glitter set to release autobiography

His autobiography, worryingly titled 'Through the Eyes of Gary Glitter' will be an in depth account of his life, describing how he shot to fame after penning catchy pop songs in dingy recording...

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Shandy 19.01.12 4:09pm
Shandy
Doctors considering strike action told "Get back on ward for f*** sake" 1
button 19.01.12 3:47pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Age Concern 'rather worried about when I was born' 0
Smart Alex 19.01.12 2:41pm
Smart Alex
PM - we're on track to building a bitter society and economy 0
simonjmr 19.01.12 2:30pm
simonjmr
Trying to pull a wheelie to impress girls not wise admits Italian Liner Captain 1
simonjmr 19.01.12 1:58pm
Midfield Diamond
Product placement reaches movie re-makes as 'Terry's Clockwork Orange' released

[More soon]...

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dicky37 19.01.12 1:27pm
bonjonelson
Chicken coop foiled in Norfolk 1
simonjmr 19.01.12 1:24pm
bonjonelson
Boundary Commission announces Liberal MP cull areas 2
simonjmr 19.01.12 1:08pm
dvo4fun
Cruise ship captains face mullet crackdown in the wake of Concordia disaster.

More style crimes soon...

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MADJEZ 19.01.12 1:00pm
MADJEZ
'Wanker' features on episode of Countdown - C4 deny return of Des O'Connor 1
charlies_hat 19.01.12 12:54pm
charlies_hat
Costa Coffee 'taking on water'

Costa Coffee holed below the water line on hidden 'Frappucino' ice cube. "Danger Wet Floor, Slip Hazard" signs put in place by staff. More soon...

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Mandy Lifeboat 19.01.12 12:45pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Katie Price installs public viewing area in Stargazing Live misunderstanding 0
simonjmr 19.01.12 12:10pm
simonjmr
Supermarkets employing two workers for the price of one 1
roybland 19.01.12 11:37am
Clarky
High Court rules that old church can return to complete obscurity

An old church, St Paul's Cathedral in the City of London, has the right to return to its usual state of compete obscurity, the High Court has ruled. The City of London Corporation yesterday won its...

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roybland 19.01.12 10:09am
Username
Wiff Waff and waiter baiting: who could resist a Boris Island holiday?

Visitors to Boris Island will discover a world so unbelievable it could almost be a fantasy, writes our travel writer. Situated in the unique Thames Estuary, Boris Island, dubbed the latest...

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Clarky 19.01.12 10:08am
Clarky
Wiff Waff and mistresses on tap: who could resist a Boris Island holiday?

Visitors to Boris Island will discover a world so unbelievable it could almost be a fantasy, writes our travel writer. Situated in the unique Thames Estuary, Boris Island, dubbed the latest...

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Clarky 19.01.12 9:59am
Clarky
'Huge amounts of interest' as Wonga.com enters the mortgage market

Internet payday lender Wonga.com, has announced it has decided to expand into the mortgage market. The move comes as it becomes increasingly difficult for people to get a mortgage without at least a...

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Perks 19.01.12 9:50am
charlies_hat
‘Imagine a world without free porn’, says blacked-out Wikipedia

The organisers of the online encyclopedia Wikipedia have warned web surfers that proposed legislation in the US may take us ‘back to the dark ages’ when it was necessary to pay to see womens’...

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Oxbridge 19.01.12 9:10am
button
NHS Bill found abandoned on a hospital trolley outside A&E 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.01.12 8:48am
Duncan Biscuit
NHS reforms ‘a right carry on’ says doctors and nurses 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.01.12 8:48am
Duncan Biscuit
Waiting list for Andrew Lansley’s resignation continues to grow 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.01.12 8:47am
Duncan Biscuit
Government tell apprentice scheme heads ‘You’re fired’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 19.01.12 8:46am
Duncan Biscuit