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Rebel Fighters Launch Giant Game Of Mouse Trap To Catch Gaddafi 0
thesplodge 4 years
Easyjet admit duty-free sales of "L'Eau de Depardieu" disappointing. 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Gaddafi offers to return al-Megrahi to Scotland in return for political asylum 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Isle of Wight refusing to recognise Libyan rebels 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Cameron Cockahoop At Allies Victory In Libya 0
Duff 4 years

A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel...

Gaddafi to become X-factor judge, Simon Cowell to be become Libyan Dictator 0
whickerman 4 years

Which country gets the worst deal?...

Mario Balotelli becomes first footballer to 'do a Depardieu'. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

The popular craze of Planking is now considered second division by Premier League footballers. Being papped lying face down in unusual locations and 'sharing your plank' on U Tube is no longer the...

Jack Bauer Admitted To Hospital With Severe Constipation 5
BabyDinosaur 4 years

Jack Bauer, US government agent and all round legend, has been admitted to hospital with an extreme case of chronic constipation. Bauer, who has survived multiple brushes with death and cunningly...

Rebels claim key cities... 1
virtuallywill 4 years

Libya is in a state of civil war. Spies for the Rebel Alliance have stolen plans to Colonel Gadaffi's Death Stair: a weapon capable of annihilating an entire city. Rebel leader Mustafa Abdul Jalil is...

al-Megrahi seeks asylum in Pennan 3
spoole2112 4 years

As NATO backed freedom fighters closed in on Tripoly, unwell 'local hero' Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi admitted he'd love the chance to return to Scotland at the earliest possible opportunity. ...

New iPhone app gives honest opinion on Starbucks' coffee. 1
Ostsee 4 years
Gaddafi to peform "My Way" on Libyan state TV 0
grottymonty 4 years

Libyan State TV has announced that Colonel Gaddafi will perform the Sinatra hit live later today. He will then reaffirm his vow to fight to the death shortly before disappearing into his specially...

Libyan Rebels were tagged at Gadaffi's Palace with NATO forces 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Investors reject new idea for website for not being dumb enough 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists. 8
Corrigan 4 years

The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all its scientific advisors today, in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’ Defending the decision, a...

Gaddafi to seek asylum in asylum 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Red Arrows suicide squad to be deployed over Libya after successful trial. 0
Iscariot 4 years

No civilians were injured during the Dorset trial, and if successful in Libya, where NATO is assisting a bunch of thugs (thought to be more amenable to western bribery for oil than the curent bunch...

New air show to feature only drones piloted by spectators 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Cameron orders sinking of the Belgrano. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
International gang member exchange given the go-ahead. 1
Corrigan 4 years

The Government has confirmed it has negotiated a multinational gang member exchange scheme in an effort to reduce the influence of criminal gangs around the world. The concept of the project is to...

Mysterious object seen at Loch Ness (again) during peak holiday season. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More sightings next year...

Wenger Fails in Bid for Beckham’s Semen 0
steve090291 4 years With Wenger’s latest failed bid for Arsenal legend Thierry Henry’s semen, he has opened negotiations with David Beckham...

Ch. 5 announce girl who robbed crisps from Poundland will be in Celebrity BB 3
simonjmr 4 years
Arsenal hire former Iraqi Minister of Information as press officer. More soon. 0
martin2381 4 years
The Only Way Is Worthing. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Soixante Neuf Films is promising "new birds and blokes" in it's latest reality programme The Only Way Is Worthing. A host of glamorous locations have been lined up, including the Worthing Pavilion...

Harley rider not clinically-obese. "Slipped through the net" explains importer. 1
dvo4fun 4 years
Salmond admits "geology not my strong point". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Gerard Depardieu's Notting Hill Parade invitation retracted 0
antharrison 4 years
Serial womanising vicar blames Lynx effect. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Gadaffi defiantley claims Libyans shot down Red Arrow. 15
MADJEZ 4 years