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Nuns confused as Catholic church condemns Penguins 0
charlies_hat 11.06.12 6:57am
charlies_hat
Report concludes there are not enough Jockeys in Formula 1

An FIA investigation has concluded that, in addition to the lack of ethnic and female drivers in Formula 1, there are also not enough jockeys. F1 Supremo, Bernie Ecclestone said, "We are making...

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seymour totti 11.06.12 6:09am
kga6
World religions in futile search to find any man over 40 who is not a scoundrel 0
Dumbnews 11.06.12 4:26am
Dumbnews
Facebook to ask users, "Is this showing off" before allowing them to post 0
Dumbnews 11.06.12 4:25am
Dumbnews
UK ask Santander for Abbey Nation back after Spanish bank bailout billions. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.12 10:17pm
MADJEZ
Britain spared Gary Barlow jubilee single for 5 days, threat level remains high. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.12 10:00pm
MADJEZ
Adele penguin 'sex romp' shocker

The Natural History Museum say they have come across photographic evidence of Grammy award winning singer Adele and a man dressed in a penguin costume taking part in what has been described as...

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Gerontius 10.06.12 9:33pm
FlashArry
Rain to continue to fall on empty Glastonbury Festival fields

Met Office forecasts warn of more heavy rain and high winds in the next few days over the deserted Glastonbury Festival site in Somerset. A festival spokesman said the fields were looking green,...

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roybland 10.06.12 9:22pm
FlashArry
Some band you’ve never even heard of to headline huge festival

The prestigious Saturday night headlining slot at this year's Reading Festival has been announced; it's some group that you know absolutely nothing about, being over the age of 22 and therefore...

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Skylarking 10.06.12 8:47pm
FlashArry
Pete Doherty takes up scuba diving after crack found in reservoir. 1
Thor 10.06.12 8:43pm
FlashArry
Roy Keane Sent Home From Euros By ITV

The former Manchester United skipper was sensationally sent home last night following complaints about the facilities he and his fellow ITV pundits have been forced to work with., Keane has already...

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Hooch 10.06.12 8:34pm
dvo4fun
Authorities rule that small holes in Pennal dam are against regulations 0
kga6 10.06.12 5:58pm
kga6
South Wales suffering under 6 feet of draught 1
beau-jolly 10.06.12 5:19pm
dvo4fun
Schools could hit foreign language targets by becoming French.

Schools could meet their foreign language targets by including the number of pupils learning English among the total of students studying a foreign language, it was announced today. To make the...

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Boutros 10.06.12 4:35pm
Boutros
Austerity sees Greek version of 'The Apprentice' in the firing line

Greece’s version of the popular business contest ‘The Apprentice’ has descended into farce following cutbacks and austerity from the producers, and claims of cheating by some of the contenders....

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Perks 10.06.12 3:24pm
dvo4fun
Village in Gwynedd evacuated over damn risk

more friggin news later...

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virtuallywill 10.06.12 2:48pm
virtuallywill
Greece twinned with Broke, NSW

More to follow...

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apepper 10.06.12 1:59pm
apepper
Porn stars urged to ‘adopt a wild merkin’

Hairless porn stars are being urged to ‘do their bit’ for the endangered merkin, by offering them somewhere warm to hibernate for the winter. With fewer than 80 breeding pairs remaining in the...

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10.06.12 1:16pm
Skylarking
Cameron may face 'war hero' embarrassment at Leveson Inquiry

Downing Street is demanding fairly strict security for David Cameron's appearance at the Leveson Inquiry on Thursday to stop demonstrators embarrassing the Prime Minister with 'war hero' plaudits....

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roybland 10.06.12 12:50pm
Duff
EU happy as Spain to borrow billions, in same strategy that failed in Greece

100 Billion Euros, to be worth £2 Billion in 2 years...

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virtuallywill 10.06.12 12:17pm
virtuallywill
Guantanamo Bay’s reputation as extreme bondage paradise takes a battering

Fans of extreme BDSM were in shock following the release of disturbing new pictures from the Cuban base showing nothing more interesting than occasional mild shackling. “The widespread humane...

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Yikes 10.06.12 11:18am
Yikes
Spotty, little schoolboy, Osbourne, says.........

."Please, sir, it's not me making the mess, it's those big boys, out there in the playgroundI think."...

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Jesse Bigg 10.06.12 9:47am
Jesse Bigg
Daily Mail Exclusive; "dying early can prevent most diseases"

The Daily Mail revealed today that dying early is an ideal way of avoiding many diseases; a medical expert explained; "Diabetes, cancer, arthritis, you name it; statistics show that the likelihood of...

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apepper 10.06.12 7:23am
dvo4fun
High jump competitor clears customs at Heathrow

Tug-of-War team pulls out...

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Nerys Hughes 10.06.12 5:16am
Nerys Hughes
Hosepipe use now compulsory in some areas 0
Haywood Manley 10.06.12 4:39am
Haywood Manley
Medieval musician arrested for luting. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 10.06.12 3:08am
Sinnick
Holidaymakers airlifted from caravan holiday hell

Holiday makers in Wales have been rescued by the emergency services after large numbers of them suddenly realised that caravan holidays really are that bad...

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BabyDinosaur 10.06.12 2:58am
Sinnick
John Terry compares Auschwitz experience with winning the Champions League

After visiting Auschwitz today with other members of the England squad John Terry spoke of how it put his achievement of single handedly winning the Champions League into perspective. "Having...

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A Wagonload Of Monkeys 09.06.12 9:15pm
Drylaw
Spanish footballers to bail out Spanish banks 0
Drylaw 09.06.12 9:01pm
Drylaw
Adverts on Newsbicuit Writers page continue to be bizarrely irrelevant

comfort in continuity...

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virtuallywill 09.06.12 4:29pm
virtuallywill