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Accurate Biography Discovered on Wikipedia 1
De-scribe 3 years
Self-made man falls apart laughing. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
'Server Taking Too Long to Respond' at McDonalds is Nothing to do with Anonymous 3
IABP 3 years

Think I'll shove another in here to save space and write it as I go along. Queen Surprised that None of the Recipients are Footballers at Bravery & Hero Medals Ceremony. The Queen was busy...

Lady Gaga put on display by Madame Tussauds after waxwork leaves. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Protesting second year geography students not in a scuffle with police. 1
DiY 3 years

Police have responded by sending no officers to a group of second year geography students from the University of Wales protesting about tuition fees outside of M&S in Bangor., This is the second...

Sunderland fans jubilant at appointment of new manager in the North East 1
MC One R 3 years
Newcastle give Pardew contract to 20:16 3
riesler 3 years

fans doubt he will last until half-past seven...

Dyslexic murderer gets off lightly with a short sentence 0
MC One R 3 years
Salem's Lot to be converted into the next new town 0
Iamthestig 3 years

After 30 years of hard work, the quiet hamlet of Salem's lot has been given a grant to enable re-development and modernisation. The local residents have been trying to rid themselves of it's bad...

FIFA delegates Several LIb Deb MP's promised us "No tuition fee increases" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Yelp for Heroes army dog charity, cover Florence and the Machine for Xmas Single 0
Iamthestig 3 years

The dog days are over...

Ray Mears prescence at the last one confirms students demos are getting wilder 0
Basil_B 3 years
It's a Eurobillions Bailout rollover weekend! 1
James Laserman 3 years

Following the failure last week of any Eurozone country to claim a Eurobillions Bailout prize, this week's estimated pot has risen to an eye-watering 750 billion Euros. Any clapped-out peripheral...

Scuffles break out at launch of new 'Country Fresh' feminine deodorant 12
rickwestwell 3 years

Manufacturers of bathroom products Nature's Way spoke today of their bewilderment as violent protests broke out at the launch of their new feminine deodorant, "Country Fresh". The incident started...

9 out of 10 children believe Santa comes from a country called Rotary Club 3
Basil_B 3 years
David Cameron could face charges for Lib Dems assisted political suicide. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Dignitas announces plans to open cut price South African clinics 0
simonjmr 3 years
Acrimonous couples looking at last gasp South African romantic holidays 0
simonjmr 3 years
US diplomats doubt the ability of UK army to clear streets of Edinburgh of ice 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Starfish may hold key to cure for piles 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Halle Berry, Fiona Apple, Peaches Geldof, part of Mick Hucknall's 'five a day'.. 2
Doylem 3 years
gunshot census deployed in Birmingham 0
4ty2 3 years

in order to get the statistics right and to develop a busines model for the arms industry and their outlets. Everyone in town will be interviewed when they heard, saw or felt a gunshot over the last...

Bickileaks latest - Americans think the X Factor is shit. 1
wallster 3 years
Vet called as man awakes bright -eyed and bushy-tailed 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Blatter surprised England FA such bad losers despite all the practice it gets 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Nick Cave and the Bad Speeds celebrate latest hit 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Geoff Boycott taken to hospital for unexplained muteness 1
Nick McCarr 3 years

Without the Test team to slag off he's got nothing to say...

A stitch in time makes warp speed difficult 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
After Kennedy takes too many shots, he is found well pished on grassy knoll , 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

wife seeks divorce...

Bunshop sensors target city crime 0
arflaethel 3 years

Sensors that can detect bunshops have been installed in one of Britain's biggest cities in a bid to drive down bun fights. The Shopspotter Bunshop Location System - which can pick up the drunken...