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Cameron ‘relaxed’ about Clegg enjoying the occasional fag 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
No escape for Lib Dems after Osborne says he used back of Clegg’s fag packet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
No results found as privacy body searches for Google privacy infringements 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Big Society vital in fight against obesity says Eric Pickles. 2
Stan Laurel 3 years
Cold weather payments replaced by 'enforced hibernation' for OAPs 2
dicky37 3 years

As further details of the spending review come to light, a radical cost-cutting scheme involving putting pensioners to sleep for the winter is being introduced across England and Wales. The enforced...

Old folk fear Halloween tricks as Osborne cuts treats 0
roybland 3 years

Old people are living in fear because they will be unable to afford to offer a Halloween treat to their young callers. ‘It’s the result of Osborne’s spending review,’ said Jack Jones (92)....

Clegg searched conscience over cuts. Then arrested it for obstruction 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Man convicted after protesting too much 1
dogwheels 3 years
Stealth Subamarine grounded by Sat Nav failed update 0
hero2zero 3 years
Rain-hit Korean F1 GP thrown into chaos 0
hero2zero 3 years

F1 safety-car-following GP cars were in chaos today as both the safety-car and medical car get called to pits for refuelling and tyre changes...

Education basics to be cut back to one 'R' 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Ryan Air to charge extra for deportee murdering 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Jeffrey Archer's risible style "may be the work of his editor" claims academic 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Mark Thatcher reported lost somewhere in Cromwell Hospital 0
roybland 3 years
Yoko Ono unveils John Lennon's blue plaque and poorly fitted fillings 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

more tooth...

Stacey brands Jenny 'a crafty bitch' 2
dogwheels 3 years

Stacey Morgan, a 15-year-old girl from Swansea, has branded her so-called best mate a "crafty bitch". Morgan said that her friend, Jenny Smith, also 15, pretended to like people but only to use them...

Trading Standards force BBC to change name of reality dancing show 3
dogwheels 3 years

Officials said the show was "not strictly about the dancing"...

Manchester residents sad they won't see Rooney play as he's staying at United. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Cuts Programme Suspended as Chancellor Loses Fag Packet 1
De-scribe 3 years
IDS defends his get on the bus quip by saying it's drier than getting on a bike 0
Basil_B 3 years

A comment from Iain Duncan-Smith has angered union chiefs today who have slammed his 'get on the bus' quote as a throw back to the nasty tory days. This was famously displayed by Norman Tebbit's '...

Rooney Virus Hits Spoof News Website 1
De-scribe 3 years

An unexpected proliferation of stories relating to troubled football star Wayne Rooney have broken out on the spoof news website NewsCake - "All the news that's fit to eat". Webmasters attribute the...

Eric Pickles Appointed Fat Bastard Tsar 0
De-scribe 3 years

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Jane Austen admits to using Auto-Tune Quill. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Alex Ferguson sought Tony Blair's advice on Rooney 0
dogwheels 3 years

It has emerged that Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson sought the advice of former Prime Minister Tony Blair over what to do about troubled striker Wayne Rooney. And, according to sources,...

Wayne Rooney to be nationalised to cut deficit. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Footballer Wayne Rooney, one of the countries most lucrative money making operations is to be taken under government control Chancellor George Osbourne announced today. More soon...

Jodrel bank hopes of regaining Cheshires largest round object status dashed 0
Basil_B 3 years

as Rooney and more in particular his face decide to stay put in the county...

BBC announce 80th anniversary details: 'Strictly' to be held on Reith's grave 2
pinxit 3 years
Mod investigation reveals 0
G H 3 years

MOD investigations reveal nuclear submarine HMS "Astute" ran aground because spending cuts left the vessels senior officer Cdr Andy Coles with an insufficent supply of 10p pieces for the telescope...

Channel 4 sci-fi 'The Event' criticized for over-arty editing. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

New drama series the Event has been slammed by viewers for the story jumping backwards and forwards just for the sake of being arty. Seven Hours Earlier, This new show’s annoying, maybe I should...

Eric Pickles may be victim of squeezed middle 0
roybland 3 years