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Osborne to hold breath till they go back to work 0
greg various 4 years
Jason Timberlake buys MySpace to impress Sean Parker 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

(aka The Napster)...

Ordinance Survey maps reveal UXBs everywhere. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

(Couldn't resist after seeing the archive spot)...

Flasher disconcerted by his solicitor's comment, 'It won't stand up in court.' 0
pinxit 4 years
Um, that was different, says Gove of ballot law 0
FraserWords 4 years

As support grows for proposals to require a turnout of more than 50% to make strike ballots legal, education secretary Michael Gove rebuffed criticism of his party’s right to make such a change...

Parents to be OFSTED inspected during teachers' strike. 5
Mr Payne 4 years

Michael Gove, the schools’ minister, announced today that OFSTED, the school inspection body, would continue their work unhindered by the disruption that the NUT and ATL teacher’s strike would...

Use a big plank with a nail in it, advises Ken Clarke on self-defence law 2
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has said that knifing a robber in the vitals will no longer be a criminal offence under the law of self-defence in England. Mr Clarke also suggested that using ‘a...

Millions put off worrying about pensions strikes until later. 0
Stan 4 years
Journalist jailed for not using phrase "winter of discontent" in strike report 0
FraserWords 4 years

Journalist Ron Smedley is to appeal against his conviction for reporting on strike action without the use of the phrase “winter of discontent”., British employment law makes it illegal for...

Water insect beats Sharapova to title of loudest animal relative to body size 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Someone at Birmingham FC finally makes it into the box 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Public sector workers disappointed as no-one notices they have gone on strike 0
JayGee 4 years
Cameron announces "Strikers may be stabbed - it's not illegal". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Plans for 'King Cobra Petting Sanctuary' put on hold 0
charlieworth 4 years,

Um, that was different, says Gove on schools’ royal wedding holiday 5
FraserWords 4 years

Education secretary Michael Gove said children getting a day off school for the royal wedding “wasn’t the same thing at all, obviously” as children getting a day off for the public sector...

Public sector strike will be like 9.11. Most of them don't start work til 10. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Miserly dyslexic farmer haunted by goats of Christmas past. 3
be reasonable 4 years
Dyson sponsors Queen's Jubilee with 'vacuum of power' campaign 5
4 years

After much debate, product placement has finally been approved during royal ceremonies. The initiative will begin in 2012, with the Queen's Dyson Jubilee. A royal insider confirmed some of the...

Office junior awards self 'time off in loo' 0
4 years

Brian Small declared himself a 'genius' today, after discovering a way to pass time without working. 17 year-old Brian, a hardly-motivated agency worker from Bristol, was called into the offices of...

Obese hurdling failure finds faith in God no substitute for training and talent 12
OllieP 4 years

A 23-stone hurdler has today retired from athletics after conceding a belief in God was no substitute for training and talent. Dave Barnard, who at 28 was a late starter in the 110m hurdles,...

Newspaper apology to maid of honour 0
roybland 4 years

Two national newspapers have apologized to a 27-year-old Berkshire woman for publishing photographs of her which were taken in 'harassing circumstances'.,  , The woman, who was maid of honour at...

Zookeepers confirm pandas do stay for a cuddle 2
Leeboy007 4 years

they don't just eat, shoot, then leave...

Littlest Hobo has finally settled down. 4
Ian Searle 4 years
The lady who sells sea shells on the sea shore has sadly shut her stall 6
Ian Searle 4 years

She blames the economic downturn, an increased availability of mollusks on the internet and a reduction in the number of practicing conchologists for the failure of her business...

Lazy office temp discovers secret of 'skiving in toilets' 1
4 years

Brian Small declared himself a 'genius' today, after discovering a way to pass time without working. 17 year-old Brian, a hardly-motivated agency worker from Bristol, was called into the offices of...

Brain scan reveals Miliband is controlled by Numskulls 2
Dick Everyman 4 years

A leaked document sent to the Labour Party HQ by a “concerned NHS employee” reveals that during a routine brain scan performed on Ed Miliband in 2001, the leader of the Opposition was found to be...

Police Advise Householders...... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years arm themselves with flip-flops in case pro-Tory burglars break into their homes and decide to do a bit of dusting instead...

Cameron defends new "Stab-a-hoodie" policy 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Schools Out 1
waggy 4 years

Warm welcome to all teachers with us today, if ever a bunch of folks deserved an extra day’s holiday I assume they will be marked absent, we will be checking the spelling on the picket signs...

Lady Gaga rejected by the Mighty Boosh 0
Christopher Frost 4 years

Lady Gaga’s hopes of landing a role in the upcoming Mighty Boosh film have been shattered, after Noel Fielding categorically ruled out any involvement for the pop sensation. During an NME...