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Duchess of York on trial in Turkey for impersonating royalty. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.05.12 9:21am
Burger King and Pepsi to sponsor terrorism during London Olympics. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.05.12 9:15am
Boris J rules out PM aspirations. No he doesnt...yes he he... 0
Underconstruction 05.05.12 9:02am
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses that he is NoW's Mazher Mahmood 0
charlies_hat 05.05.12 9:00am
You pays your money......

for a buffoon in London and a bouffant at No. 10...

Jesse Bigg 05.05.12 8:15am
Jesse Bigg
Boost to UK fruit industry as gorvernment stockpile banana skins

The government has placed massive orders to replace deplenished stocks of banana skins...

apepper 05.05.12 8:08am
New runway for Heathrow bypasses planning application regulations

Ok, here's a picture:,

Sinnick 05.05.12 6:34am
Yauch epitaph to be 'I told you I was illin'' 0
05.05.12 6:04am
Which is the best Olympic throwing event? Discus. 1
dominic_mcg 04.05.12 10:38pm
Smart Alex
Navy Seals accused of "juggling fish" while protecting Obama. 0
nickb 04.05.12 10:17pm
Olympic Boxing no picnic as the knuckle sandwich becomes a thing of the past

New sports science research has revealed that the vulnerable, complex and delicate bone structure of a boxer’s hand is more at risk of fight-damage than are the two bony lumps in a boxer’s head....

dvo4fun 04.05.12 10:06pm
Local bellend visits Starbucks just to give barista fake name

Weeks after high-street coffee giant Starbucks began its "Names on Cups" campaign to personalise their customers' beverage experience, tiresome prick Dave Henderson finally got round to pestering...

Mr Target 04.05.12 10:05pm
Boris and Ken agree to share power till result declared 0
nickb 04.05.12 10:04pm
Friends and family key to councillor triumph

Local man Barry Parsons was narrowly elected as St. Mary’s ward councillor last night mustering 13 votes to his opponent's 11 on a record low turnout. Parsons's slightly larger circle of friends...

BAJDixon 04.05.12 10:02pm
GP struck off for not telling patients to lose weight and drink less

A disgraced doctor in rural Cambridgeshire who neglected to advise some of his patients to go on a diet and cut down on their alcohol intake has been struck off the medical register. The General...

Midfield Diamond 04.05.12 9:10pm
Office manager using green ink and messenger bag in new round of affectations. 0
Maverick 04.05.12 9:10pm
Single currency supporters to replace the phrase 'spend a penny' with 'euronate' 1
Smart Alex 04.05.12 9:03pm
If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron...

04.05.12 8:25pm
NHS to update Waiting Room onscreen displays

[thanks to Midfield Diamond for the idea - maybe we can squeeze a collective Left Alert out of this ? or just have a laugh ] Following criticism that their Waiting Room displays are being ignored,...

Sinnick 04.05.12 6:01pm
Laxative inventor flushed with pride 0
cinquecento 04.05.12 4:34pm
Bin Laden may have been planning delivery meal

The White House has released the strongest evidence yet that Osama Bin Laden may have been planning to order a take-away meal on the evening of his death at the hands of US Navy Seals., US...

MrBen 04.05.12 3:57pm
General public not interested in the 'public interest' 0
MrBen 04.05.12 3:40pm
Rodeotherapy cures cowboy's cancer 3
Haywood Manley 04.05.12 3:37pm
Coca Cola unveil Olympic missile tail-fin design

Olympic sponsors Coca-Cola have stuck with tradition to unveil what they describe as "the most stylish surface to air missile of the generation"., The soft-drinks company is keen to deliver the...

MrBen 04.05.12 3:34pm
Olympic SAM accidentally shoots down swan over Hyde Park 0
grottymonty 04.05.12 3:33pm
CERN physicist arrested in Al Qaeda plot to implode universe

French police have charged an Algerian physicist working at the CERN research institute with terrorism offences after he allegedly plotted with Al Qaeda to implode the entire universe. The physicist...

bonjonelson 04.05.12 3:14pm
Man awarded OBE for "Services to stating the bleeding obvious"

Graham Swanson, a 46yd old mechanic from Swanley, has been rewarded for "Services to stating the bleeding obvious". His wife, Helen, said "Each year on the 4th of May, he wakes me up with a wink and...

seymour totti 04.05.12 3:11pm
Battersea Drog's home? 0
Screenie 04.05.12 3:05pm
Widdicombe -in-the-moor voted in favour of having an elected Old Grey Mare

Uncle Tom Cobbley is delighted. Moor Soon...

Ian Searle 04.05.12 2:53pm
Secret Service Fails To Keep Whore-Mongering Secret

President Obama ordered a full-scale enquiry into the professionalism of the Secret Service after a group of them failed to do what millions of ordinary American men do everyday – keep their visits...

daneade 04.05.12 1:58pm