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Latest Bond film to be called "durchfall"

später mehr...

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virtuallywill 04.11.11 4:19pm
Runestone Cowboy
Simulated Mars mission team are now looking forward to resting and playing.

Their next mission is planned for the Milky Way, but only between meals...

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Ian Searle 04.11.11 1:01pm
medici2471
Greece threatened with expulsion from UEFA and Eurovision

Pressure on Greece to remain as part of the Euro mechanism has grown following the latest bombshell dropped by Sarkozy and Merkel. It has been revealed that if they do decide to leave the Euro, not...

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grottymonty 04.11.11 12:52pm
grottymonty
Simulated Mars mission ‘Real’ claim conspiracy theorists. 11
JETFAB 08.11.11 10:44pm
reforse
OS map officials caught at Hooters while surveying mountainous local features

Explaining controversial expenses claims for evenings at Hooters, a raunchy restaurant and bar chain in San Diego, UK Ordnance Survey staff said the venue 'happened to be near their hotel while they...

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vertical 04.11.11 12:32pm
vertical
Anti-capitalists hit Sesame Street - brought to you by lower case letters t &g

Said Oscar the Grouch, "These people are living like animals!"...

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Ian Searle 04.11.11 12:37pm
tedweasel
BBC's 'Salford500' experiment ends in West London

"We think it has been a resounding success". That was the initial reaction from Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC following the end of Salford500, the BBC's experiment to see the long term...

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Perks 04.11.11 5:38pm
dvo4fun
Anti-capitalist protestor starts “anti-capitalist events management company"

An anti-capitalist camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today the experience has inspired him to start “ProtestEx” – the world’s first event management company dedicated...

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NewSuburbanDad 04.11.11 2:25pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
ITV takes out Super Injuction on Downton Cast List

After the identity of the character who is to die was discovered in a clear plastic bag in Vince Cable's dustbin...

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Ian Searle 04.11.11 12:23pm
Ian Searle
Spammers’ forum hit with deluge of coherent posts

Spammers around the world were left fuming this morning after discovering that an international spamming forum has been bombarded overnight with non-spam-related submissions. Users logging on to...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 04.11.11 6:43pm
kga6
Cable's bin laden 0
Screenie 04.11.11 11:22am
Screenie
Health and Safety concerns throws Greek 'knife edge' vote into chaos 0
thackaray 04.11.11 11:06am
thackaray
Zero-tolerance Crimewatch relaunch to focus on ‘people up to no good ‘

Crimewatch is to take a zero-tolerance approach to crime-fighting with a new formula based on hearsay and tittle-tattle, according to experts. The new format is likely to be a big hit during the...

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Gary Stanton 04.11.11 5:44pm
Gerontius
Recipe for "Cubby Broccoli" to be revealed in new Bond Cookbook.

It’s the world’s most famous signature side dish, ordered by every James Bond in every movie since the franchise began. Now the world will be able to make its own Cubby Broccoli at home, if...

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nickb 04.11.11 10:11am
nickb
Vince Cable apologises for leaving Liberal Democrat principles 'in the bin'

Business Secretary Vince Cable has been forced to apologise after a tabloid newspaper discovered that he had left bags full of confidential Liberal Democrat principles in bins outside his...

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The Paper Ostrich 04.11.11 1:06pm
medici2471
Confidential government files now available via Cable 2
Screenie 04.11.11 12:06pm
Al OPecia
Letwin tells Cable, ' bin there, done that' 0
Perks 04.11.11 8:30am
Perks
Iceland install spare freezers at poles to curb global warming ice melt

Icy supermarket chain, Iceland, have donated all their spare food freezers to environmentalists, who plan to install them at the North and South pole with their lids open in order to help keep the...

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kga6 04.11.11 6:30pm
kga6
Facebook bans employees from using Facebook 0
Dumbnews 04.11.11 3:13am
Dumbnews
Greece meltdown: Large slick appears in Aegean Sea

Or: Oil prices plunge after Greece meltdown...

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DorsetBoy 03.11.11 11:24pm
DorsetBoy
Darth Vader Joins Fathers for Justice

The organisation “Fathers for Justice” gained a high profile new member today as Darth Vader attended their Annual General Meeting and recounted the harrowing story of how he lost contact with...

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Quaz 05.11.11 10:27pm
Quaz
Pope to make Steve Jobs patron saint of alternative medicine. More soon. 1
JBM222 03.11.11 11:04pm
rikkor
Greek PM can't decide about referendum; may put choice to electorate

Greek PM George Papandreou has indicated that he may not hold a referendum after all. "I really can't decide what's best.", explained Papandreou, "So I may have a referendum to decide what to do."...

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apepper 04.11.11 9:26am
seymour totti
Airport on St Helena expected to be ready in time for Sarkozy's arrival 2
medici2471 04.11.11 3:05pm
Ostsee
Air kisses may be responsible for spread of air Aids claim scientists 0
simonjmr 03.11.11 8:00pm
simonjmr
Remote control dogs set to be surprise ‘must-have’ gift this Christmas

A personal tragedy for 38 year-old Anthony Smith from Nottingham has inadvertently created what is predicted to be this year’s top selling Christmas gift – a full-scale, remote-control dog....

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04.11.11 10:38am
Sinnick
Fathers "are all motherfuckers" say scientists

well they are...

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nickb 03.11.11 7:33pm
Screenie
Prison food complaint: "I've got 'the runs' says Salman Butt

more soon Coat? check Door? over there...

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dvo4fun 03.11.11 7:07pm
dvo4fun
Pentonville 'odds on' for next year's "Inter-prison Cricket Cup" 1
dvo4fun 03.11.11 7:56pm
St. Pauls protestors leave in haste...

as Bishop threatens to deploy Sir Cliff Richard...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 03.11.11 6:39pm
John Ffitch-Rucker