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Mark Thatcher dropped into Libya to lead UK SAS infiltration teams. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Phil Collins announces his retirement by fax. 0
Stan 3 years
As dire times hit Man.Utd Sir Alex asks Wayne Rooney to pull one out of the bag 0
markmypaper 3 years .... DON'T ! 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Music industry mogul asks Phil Collins: how can I just let you walk away? 0
fun and games 3 years
New Generation of Intelligent Assembly Robots Outsources Work to Chinese 1
Q William Bacon 3 years
Norfolk and Luxembourg under threat as US charity funds contraception for uglies 3
andhrimnir 3 years
Under new tobacco laws the Navy must choose a new nick name 1
simonjmr 3 years

As the Senior Service will no longer be allowed. More soon...

Confusion as Tussaud's waxwork of Gaddafi is more realistic looking than him 1
Moggsy 3 years
Sweets banned from sweet shops 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Sweet displays in sweet shops are to be banned in England as part of a package to reduce childhood obesity. Children as young as five have been known to choose to spend their pocket money by simply...

Tobacco displays banned from shops 5
nilbymouse 3 years

Camels banned from zoos., Marlborough renamed "Swindon South"., Lucky Strikes banned from ten-pin bowling alleys., Embassy No 1 rebadged as Chief Ambassador. Riesler banned from Newsbiscuit?...

Ripper fails in freedom challenge after inadvertently butchering Court of Appeal 0
someone else 3 years
Seven geezers arrested in Iceland bank probe 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rentokill to back no fly zone over Libya 0
virtuallywill 3 years
FIAT launches car powered by olive oil 1
Dumbnews 3 years
John Lewis becomes 20% better at selling stuff you can buy cheaper elsewhere 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Claim that credit card fraud is at a ten-year low ‘highly suspicious’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
The One Show's Matt Baker has previous 0
simonjmr 3 years

After Matt Baker's last second questioning of David Cameron with "How do you sleep?", a BBC enquiry has uncovered that Matt Baker has previous. The BBC believe that in 1989 it was Mr Baker who...

Prince William to visit scenes of Australia's national disasters 0
simonjmr 3 years

Prince William will visit Adelaide Oval, Melbourne and Sydney cricket grounds, where distraught Aussies will remember the devastation that they witnessed. More soon...

Kate Middleton tosses a pancake... 2
be reasonable 3 years

Off you go, lads...

Facebook to introduce "Pizza" button. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"While we have had no reports of anyone starving to death while using Facebook,", a spokeswoman said, "we are going to be proactive for once. If anyone complains online of feeling hungry, any friend...

Prince William to visit disaster zones 0
riesler 3 years

off to see Uncle Andy and Auntie Fergie then...

Gadaffi laughs off UN 'No Flymo' plan. 'We live in a desert !' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Prince to open Chain of 'Princely Pleasures' Massage Parlours 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

After scouring the world on taxpayers money to find the best masseurs a Prince said he was going to open a chain of parlours that would give 'royal massages' fit for 'a Prince or King!'. He said...

Parents Demand Repeal of No Bullying Policy 1
Smartassmama 3 years

Anne and Josh Petersen tolerated the crackdown on their son's physical bullying of others. They took the high road and left their high-priced lawyer out of it when Ethan, 9, was suspended for...

Libya crisis: U.N. & NATO to act... 0
be reasonable 3 years

'once we know who's won,' says spokesman...

Cardinals Review Gospels, Order Dioceses to Reduce Hierarchy 0
Smartassmama 3 years

The Vatican--A flock of Cardinals has concluded a weeklong summit with a shocking document, "We Royaltus Screwitus Upus." The weeklong summit addressed the millenium-strong argument by heretical...

Charlie Sheen Burns Up On Re-entry from Outer Space 0
Q William Bacon 3 years
Paedophile ring shamed as Duke of York link exposed 0
Ironduke 3 years
Police Federation and Govt reach agreement: 'Sting definitely paid too much' 1
Skylarking 3 years

<sings> Moooore soooon you don't have to put on the re-ed light...