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Lion King Auction 1
witless 4 years

fails to make reserve...

Labour Party "deeply disappointed" as High Court disallows leader's demise. 0
Crapwerewolf 4 years
Saudi King lashes out at women drivers 0
witless 4 years

says - Arabian caravans too complicated for women to reverse...

Hague infiltrates Labour Conference masquerading as a schoolboy 0
witless 4 years

William Hague, masquerading as 16 year old schoolboy Wory Real, addressed the Labour conference and as usual, made the audience weep. In an excellent disguise (bright red wig borrowed from his ex...

Another Gordon Brown promise broken - "Boom" and "Bust" to both go back into OED 0
grottymonty 4 years

Boffins at the Department of Words have confirmed the shock re-admission of the two words Gordon Brown promised to see the end of now that they are well and truly back in common use., "The burly...

Shoppers stunned as Bonham Carter and Burton spotted ‘looking normal’ 0
Clarky 4 years

Shoppers were said to be shocked by the conventional appearance of actress Helena Bonham Carter and her film director partner Tim Burton in an Oxfordshire branch of Waitrose. ‘I was stunned,’...

‘I didn’t mean to kill him’ - Jacko's medic on Involuntary Manslaughter charge 0
Midfield Diamond 4 years
Rare crisps packets used by Gary Linekar in 1994 to be auctioned 1
simonjmr 4 years
Striking striker Carlos Tevez was 'on a break' 1
Screenie 4 years

It has been revealed that Carlos Tevez did not refuse to come off the bench against Bayern Munich in the Champions League yesterday, but was on his ten minutes every four hours break to which every...

Failure of drawing pin maker blamed on new tax 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Government urges NHS to minimise use of life prolonging drugs 0
spoole2112 4 years

If only it weren't true...

Saudi's ban on women drivers is another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad' 0
Screenie 4 years
General, plotting to overthrow government, gets the putsch 0
greg various 4 years
Unsuccessful stalker blames fast buck culture 3
beau-jolly 4 years
Man invents paper that wont cut for the office 0
gaijintendo 4 years

and military grade cover-sheets for tactical warfare...

John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John called on for Greece re-make. 0
RJWinter 4 years
Saudi Woman Lashed in Drink Drive Shock 0
medici2471 4 years
Workers in flooded ruler factory saved by raft of measures 23
Des Custard 4 years
Coldplay ‘only partly responsible’ says coroner 2
Gerontius 4 years

A coroner who passed a verdict of ‘hmmm not really sure’ on a man who died while attending an outdoor festival in Somerset concluded that the death could not be put down ‘solely to Coldplay’s...

BAE staff unions beg Government to start another war now "Lives depend on it!" 2
dvo4fun 4 years
God says Hi-de-Hi to David Croft. 3
Mrblacker 4 years

More too soon...

Man who shot himself 'killed himself' finds lengthy inquiry 3
SpankyMonkey 4 years
Recession latest: door factory to close. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years
TV: New series investigates the Stephen Fry phenomenon 2
Clarky 4 years

A new five-part series will explore the growing phenomenon of Stephen Fry-dominated TV documentaries. ‘Planet Fry’ will investigate why, with many other brainy presenters available, producers...

Burgled door furniture manufacturer announces 3000 knob losses 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Police taking theft of laughing gas from hospital 'very seriously' 0
Clarky 4 years

a spokesperson giggled...

Dog’s sphincter applies for heritage status. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

The dog’s owner, Mr. Dale Farmer, said “any shit-hole can now apply, apparently”...

Jeremy Paxman set to interview Tevez about threatening to overrule Mancini 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Challenging day for Dr Christian as his mum guests on Embarrassing Bodies 16
allmyownstunts 4 years

Normally unflappable Dr Christian Jessen’s silky consulting skills were tested to their fullest today as his mother surprised him by guesting on his no-holds-barred medical show. Normally a...

Egg packing plant workers laid off 0
greg various 4 years

Due to competition from cheap imports...