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In addition to damages Ian Huntley now claiming royalties 0
Ian Searle 3 years

every time his picture is used by newspapers and TV...

Government tells armed forces that spending will be restricted to "cool shit." 0
mrlemoncurry 3 years

In a report released today , the coalition revealled it's plans for future spending on defence . In it it revealled that high profile weapons will only be bought if they look good on the recruitment...

'Radical' coalition government unmasks, raises hammer and sickle over No. 10 0
la maga 3 years
Western Civilisation makes good progress spreading democracy, project management 1
la maga 3 years

After centuries of struggling to take parliamentary democracy and good project management techniques to the furthest reaches of the globe, Western Civilisation is feeling pretty pleased with progress...

Fears at the Clinton wedding that someone might give the Bride's father away. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
"Life does not begin at 40" points out 20-year old with sex life and no mortgage 0
la maga 3 years
Pope agrees to pre-death cannonisation of Blair 2
PluckyMunky 3 years

Tony Blair was said to be 'over the moon' at the Pope's announcement that he would have him cannonised. The Pope, in a bulky bull, referred to Blair's 'range of miracles'. He suggested that 'St Tony...

“Edward is straight” claims Sunday newspaper. 2
Cook 3 years

In an interview due to be published in a leading sunday newspaper, Royal dandy Prince Edward makes a confession that will stun his family, the theatre world, his long term lover Lance Corporal Allan...

Bumper year for blackberries due to good summer, and crap i-phones. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
EU calls for high vis reflective jackets to be worn while attending cinema. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Market analysts predict Man City poised to buy the Premier league this year 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

In a dramatic boardroom coup, the Premier League could be subject to a surprising corporate takeover, with Manchester City PLC putting a strong bid in for the title deeds that its competitors will...

Iraq enquiry follows suit by calling teletubbie tinky winky after Prescott. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Iraq Inquiry accept Lord Prescott’s doctor’s note 0
hero2zero 3 years

The Chillcot inquiry accepted the doctor’s note explaining Lord Prescott’s inane grin yesterday, “Completely due to stress!”...

Spain to retain ‘culturally important’ Inquisition 4
Des Custard 3 years

Despite protests from dissidents in Catalonia, the Roman Catholic Church in Spain has voted by a large majority to retain the Inquisition, citing its cultural importance and its popularity with the...

Barnsley Man Denies Giving Chuckle Brother a 'Shit' Tash.. 12
Sharpehunter 3 years

Jason Stainrod, of Barnsley, South Yorkshire was arrested yesterday after accusations of giving one of the Chuckle Brothers the traditional Barnsley 'Shit' Tash! Jason vehemently denies the...

George Michael not arrested after ‘near perfect’ drive home 0
Cook 3 years

Amazing In possibly the most amazing celebrity story of the year George Michael is believed to have driven home safely last night. Sensational Not a single nut or bolt of the £80,000 black 4×4...

Lobbyist cleared of male rape charges after the trial says he will 0
arrghgarry 3 years

put it all behind him, which will be a change ,but a challenge .He willing to accept what comes even if he has to start at the bottom ...

Samuel Jacksons campaign to get yellow cab drivers to stop for black passengers 0
arrghgarry 3 years

gets a surprise when they admit its just Samuel Jackson they wont stop for...

Lord prescott doubted very much the WMD intelligence reports 0
arrghgarry 3 years

however when he found a Woman Morally Dilapidated ,he shagged her on his office desk...

Catalonian bulls facing difficult job market 11
Golgo13 3 years

Hundreds of bulls are facing an uncertain future in Catalonia, out of work after bullfighting was banned this week, and few have developed the skills to allow them to join the modern workforce,...

Old people must stop telling people how old they are, says government 2
roybland 3 years

Old people must stop telling people how old they are if new legislation on the retirement age is to reach the statute book, a government spokesman has said. The government is proposing to next year...

EU rules that Sweetbreads must carry warning "May Contain Nuts" 17
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
M.P's facing charges of fraud over second mortgage expense scandal forced into 0
Basil_B 3 years

taking out second mortgages to pay for court fees...

Boris transport solutions: 7.5m people, 6000 bikes - you do the maths. Eh, what? 1
la maga 3 years

No more soon...

Lord Coe is 'lying scumbag' say Stratford residents 1
QorbeQ 3 years

A suspicious public have dubbed former Olympic champion Lord Sebastian Coe 'a lying scumbag' after he announced that the building work for London 2012 was running ahead of schedule 'by a significant...

Man divorced after blaming Blackberry for forgetting to use condom 0
SingingHinny 3 years

'Hopefully, he'll remember to pop in after the birth.' says wife, 'I've put reminder in his fucking calender.'...

Heir to the 17th Baronetcy offers to pay for Trident out of his own pocket 0
roybland 3 years

Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George Osborne MP has offered to pay for the Trident replacement out of his own pocket. Mr Osborne, who is Chancellor of the Exchequer, declared at the last Tory...

Chuckle Brothers investigated by trading standards. 3
wallster 3 years

Ooh look, a bandwagon...

Iraq Inquiry: Prescott Intelligence Questioned 1
thisisall1word 3 years

& I should point out I spelt this originally as;, Iraq Inquirey: Prescott Intelligance Questioned...

Unemployed Bulls defiant, despite sweetbreads not having any balls.. 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

Bulls in Catalonia who were recent victims of unemployment remain defiant, despite another blow to their livelihoods as the EU launches a campaign to encourage the eating of sweetbreads.. Igor...