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Olympic fever sparks new diet craze

Visitors to the London Olympics have been shedding the pounds with a brand new diet – the Hoskins. Named after Hollywood legend and star of Super Mario Bros., Robert William ‘Bob’ Hoskins Jr,...

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The_RLJ 09.08.12 11:05am
The_RLJ
Health and safety gone mad as javelin catching cancelled

More to follow...

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apepper 09.08.12 10:29am
beau-jolly
Curiosity rover II reaches Mons Venus

NASA staff were jubilant last night as Curiosity II, sister ship to the Mars rover, beamed the first grainy pictures from a region hitherto unknown to rocket scientists. 'The rover touched down at...

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NewSuburbanDad 09.08.12 10:04am
NewSuburbanDad
Team GB 'best at sitting down'

As Team GB continues to rack up medals, Olympic officials have pointed out that British athletes seem to be excelling in events which involve sitting down. Rowing, cycling, sailing and canoeing have...

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GreenCross 09.08.12 9:42am
beau-jolly
Michael Gove Plans Equestrian Dressage Courses For Academy Schools 0
09.08.12 9:27am
Recession Hit Edinburgh Fringe Renamed Edinburgh Comb Over 0
Nowherefast 09.08.12 9:19am
Nowherefast
Hermaphrodite tennis player to compete alone in mixed doubles 0
Iamthestig 09.08.12 9:14am
Iamthestig
Lambs join gambollers anonymous 0
nickb 09.08.12 8:22am
nickb
NASA's new Venus/Mars probe 'Bicuriosity' mission "just experimenting" 4
Golgeau Treize 09.08.12 8:19am
nickb
Canvas burqas under review as Saudi sailing team romps home 0
cinquecento 09.08.12 7:54am
cinquecento
Emergency Services To Reduce Response Times By Causing Accidents Personally 0
Textbook 09.08.12 2:47am
Textbook
Bank of England optimistic zero growth will double year on year. 0
Boutros 08.08.12 10:38pm
Boutros
Memory foam mattresses "can improve memory" say scientists

"After sleeping on a memory foam mattress for only a week I remembered where I put my long lost keys, could retain long number strings and  could also recall the date of the battle of Lepanto,"...

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nickb 08.08.12 10:15pm
Gerontius
NASA Scientist Regrets Singing My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog At OU Open Mic Night

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8436/7742935924_ba261436cf.jpg It proved to be the straw that broke the camel's back for an emotional Professor Colin Pillinger, driving force behind the UK's failed...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:09pm
Nowherefast
Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs 7
Actual Size 08.08.12 9:47pm
and another one
Team GB Goldrush dwindles as the proper sports begin

more soon. Tin hat? Check. Foxhole nearby? Check. Emergency rations? Check. 'Send Post'? Click...

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dvo4fun 08.08.12 9:09pm
Perks
Gypsies Submit Bid For Olympic Stadium Post Games Use

Just a headline...

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HIGNFY 08.08.12 7:15pm
HIGNFY
Jessica Ennis' slot gets ruined

No more mail in there!...

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victimms 08.08.12 6:57pm
bonjonelson
Somali Team wins the Sailing whilst Shooting event. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 08.08.12 6:24pm
Midfield Diamond
Turkey downgraded to chicken - 23 76
nickb 08.08.12 5:38pm
bonjonelson
Saudi women athlete finishes last after stopping to cook husband's supper 0
Lucy4 08.08.12 4:42pm
Lucy4
Lack of graffiti mars Olympic BMX competition

"It's just not the same without the broken glass, druggie needles and the graffiti", complain contenders. "There was no need to build a special course, the should have just held it at Hackney Town...

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custard cream 08.08.12 3:50pm
Nowherefast
Lack Of A "Banksy" In Stadium Undermines Olympic Credibility Say Art Critics

Hat tip to custard cream for Graffiti + Olympics...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 3:45pm
Nowherefast
Morrissey releases cover album of Lord Haw-Haw’s best speeches

Ex-Smiths frontman Steven Morrissey is bidding for chart success once again, with an album of Lord Haw-Haw’s best speeches. Recorded in Germany in a studio impenetrable to allied bombing, Morrissey...

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08.08.12 3:35pm
Poecheng
Eddie Izzard reveals secret life as Clare Balding's twin sister 0
Actual Size 08.08.12 3:09pm
Actual Size
Santa Queries Ryan Air's North Pole Delivery Pledge As Xmas Teds Land In Belarus 2
Nowherefast 08.08.12 2:07pm
Nowherefast
'Brownlee Road' name concession for former school playing field estate 0
medici2471 08.08.12 12:56pm
medici2471
MCC Propose Weekly 20/20 London Olympiad In New Stadium Bid 0
08.08.12 12:44pm
Teddy Bear Grylls invades Belarus 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 08.08.12 11:53am
Psycadelic Squirrel
China Regrets Excluding Ding Ding From Olympic Cycle Squad As Team Fail To Place

Ouch.. Sorry onomatopoeia again.. chains of whimsical thought coalesce.. one thing leads to another...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:25am
Nowherefast