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I really love mysupermarket.com, reveals Lord Sainsbury 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Shadow cabinet mix-up explained ... 0
Redundantpublicservant 3 years

Keen guitarist and slightly hard of hearing Alan Johnson thought Ed had asked if he was good with his thumbs...

Spending review likely to prompt reduction in number of countries in UK 10
Redundantpublicservant 3 years

Coalition plans to reduce the size of the UK state by a quarter seem set to lead to one of England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales having to go. To avoid additional costs the likeliest choice...

Alan Johnson is shadow of his former self. More soon. 0
red 3 years
Sweatshop-using clothes chain outrages public by changing its logo 0
Andrew 3 years

The well-known high-street store Gap, recently found to be selling clothes made in Indian sweatshops, has sparked controversy this week by changing its logo from a large blue square with the word...

Fire at Buddhist temple believed to have been started by a group of zenophobes. 5
wallster 3 years

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Danube status updated from Blue to Red. More soon. 3
malgor 3 years
Is it just me that noticed Wires won the cup twice on the trot too? 2
Mr.3374 3 years

Wasn't funny on "Chat" either...

KFC joins OPEC 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cowell to sue red top for always wearing his jeans too high jibe 0
Basil_B 3 years

Matter being referred to the trouser press commission...

Walkers to invert crisp bags 1
Sinnick 3 years

Following the recent announcement to make crisp bags out of potato instead of plastic, it is understood that Walkers have also decided to make their crisps out of plastic instead of potato. A Walker...

"Hungry sludge" not my nickname claims MIchael Winner 0
simonjmr 3 years
Le Pétomane favourite to win The Wind Factor. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Or possibly Mr Methane...

Man accidentally launches nuclear strike on Iran after online bank detail error 0
Basil_B 3 years

David Goose of Oswestry, Shropshire has the blood of 20 million Iranian's on his careless fingers today after inadvertently launching a nuclear strike on the middle eastern nation when tapping in his...

Police Enquiry service may be extended to help corporate clients get off 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The success of the Police Enquiry service, which leads the world in Police Death Blame Absolvement Solutions, has led for calls for it to be franchised and sold to corporate clients. "Say what you...

New Yahoo CEO orders staff to email her at her Gmail account 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Layoffs at Bureau of Labor Statistics leaves nation guessing on state of economy 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Dave channel owners confess to ram raid on BBC archive – ‘we need more Top Gear’ 0
therustler 3 years

Owners of spoof TV channel Dave this week pleaded guilty to ram raiding the BBC archives in search of more episodes of Top Gear. In court, Justice Jonathan Stevenson accepted their guilty plea and...

Coalition announces bold plans to cut everything by a quarter 2
Redundantpublicservant 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne has let it be known that a key element of the upcoming Comprehensive Spending Review is a bold initiative to simply lop a quarter off everything. ‘This shows we’re...

‘Forever in Blue Genes’ – Could Conservatism Be Genetic? 1
therustler 3 years

A study of 400,000 Tories has today revealed that Conservative values could be written in our DNA. Dr. Alejandro Gutierrez , Senior Lecturer in BioPolitics at University College London, has...

Teabaggers to change name after consulting the urban dictionary 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Karzai and Zardari honored to receive joint Nobel prize for corruption 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Levis struggles to find models who can fit in their jeans 0
Dumbnews 3 years
"Forget that one at your peril" grooms told after surge to marry on 10/10/10 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
New Labour leader shows commitment to family friendly policies ... 0
Redundantpublicservant 3 years

by sending Yvette Cooper travelling to rubbish international conferencs while Ed Balls gets a home office at the Home Office...

.....and finally, cat is found safe and sound in dustbin 0
Basil_B 3 years

and Alan Johnson is the new shadow chancellor...

Alzheimers fear over Newsbiscuit Forum duplications 0
hero2zero 3 years
Alzheimers fear over Newsbiscuit Forum duplications 0
hero2zero 3 years
Ocean Finance to sponsor Manchester United’s new shirts. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

They will be worn ‘off the back’...

Hank Marvin to lead new Shadow Cabient. 0
Ian Searle 3 years