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Husband awarded D- in DIY assessment, takes-up DIY

Despite promising to undertake the vast array of DIY tasks assigned by his wife, avid golfer Andy Ariston has been awarded a D- by his wife for the pathetic progress made in the tasks and the...

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antharrison 16.03.12 8:06am
dvo4fun
Pips will pop, advise surgeons 0
Immunis 16.03.12 7:41am
Immunis
Controversial new face implants raise a few eyebrows 2
quango 16.03.12 7:37am
Sinnick
Fathers For Justice support campaign for 'some sex' marriages 4
cinquecento 16.03.12 7:01am
arthurminnit
Argentina steps up claims for Pitcairn Islands

In a surprise move, Argentinian President de Kirchner today asserted Argentina's claim to sovereignty over Pitcairn Island, on the grounds that it is "way closer to us than them". She talked some...

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grumblechops 16.03.12 6:59am
arthurminnit
'Being rich and powerful puts women off' claims thick ginger bastard 4
16.03.12 5:15am
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Here Are Some Scary Thoughts:

Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people's money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good...

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16.03.12 1:53am
Fears for future of Goldman Sachs as IOW locals refuse to do business with them

Investors are fleeing Goldman Sachs in droves as further news that the IOW will no longer do business with the global investment banking powerhouse. A trip down the local pub in Cowes reveals how...

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quango 15.03.12 10:13pm
quango
Many people have now heard of Belgium, survey finds 0
roybland 15.03.12 9:23pm
roybland
Welsh Apple fans queue for launch of iPlaid 0
roybland 15.03.12 9:02pm
roybland
Small elite group of universities, not so elite, not so small. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 15.03.12 8:56pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Burglars 'must be fit enough to carry large swag bag' report recommends 0
Mandy Lifeboat 15.03.12 8:53pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Oedipus looking forward to mother's day

Hat tip to Roybland...

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Smart Alex 15.03.12 8:49pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Can we avoid Lib-Dem ex-MPs ‘cruising’ after next general election?

The high number of Lib-Dem MPs due to be shown the red card at the next election is causing worries around Westminster and not just amongst the Kings Cross rent-boy community. Margaret Hodge, the...

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dvo4fun 15.03.12 8:02pm
dvo4fun
Hip-hop star bitch-slapped by mum after misunderstanding on ‘mother’s day’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 15.03.12 6:19pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
New documentary "Self Harm - Uncut" leaves fans disappointed... 2
grumblechops 15.03.12 5:56pm
Immunis
Boris Johnson cancels visit to Liverpool 1
medici2471 15.03.12 3:43pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Benefits tests: Equity withdraw cards from 37% found fit to work.

Actors Equity have withdrawn membership from the 37% of incapacity benefit recipients who failed the new tests. While admitting that it was not all that difficult to fool the previous system Equity...

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weematt 15.03.12 3:08pm
weematt
Tours of Big Ben to remain free until "at least a quarter past eight" 0
grumblechops 15.03.12 3:07pm
grumblechops
New police fitness tests designed to root out fat pigs. 0
JETFAB 15.03.12 1:50pm
JETFAB
Tesco's shelf stacker quits, Tesco financial performance too much to bear

Courtney Thomas (17) today quit as shelf stacker for Tesco as the responisbility for financial and market performance for the Tesco group as a whole is too much to bear and that his efforts have...

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simonjmr 15.03.12 12:08pm
Golgo13
Catholic church advise gay men to resist taking their partner up the aisle 5
charlies_hat 15.03.12 12:08pm
charlies_hat
Mike Hunt named as Starbucks best customer 0
medici2471 15.03.12 11:14am
medici2471
Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis

Every woman in Britain can now receive a free, independent evaluation of her body simply by sending The Daily Mail a photograph of herself wearing a bikini. The body appraisal service, which has...

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Ludicity 15.03.12 11:12am
Ludicity
Captain Oates spotted reading Daily Mail in South Georgia bar

Lord Lucan helping with the Sudoku...

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yussle 15.03.12 10:52am
yussle
Sir Michael Wilshaw condemneds literacy reports

Sir Michael Wilshaw has condemned today, reports that Uk literacy standards are falling, writing to the Times today he stated 'it's not the kids fault, it's the kurikulum they teech in skools these...

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wilkieone 15.03.12 10:48am
wilkieone
Cameron now supports "Some Sex" marriages 0
arthurminnit 15.03.12 10:23am
arthurminnit
Muppet quits 'toxic' show

The Muppet Show was subjected to a scathing attack by one of its own senior stars yesterday. Kermit, the green-skinned froggish MC said he was quitting because he could no longer work with people...

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Zadok the second 15.03.12 10:14am
Zadok the second
Maggy Thatcher Baritone?

A recent survey suggests speakers with deeper voices, such as Margaret Thatcher, are more commandingso, that has nothing to do with her having a full set of balls and a moustache then?...

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wilkieone 15.03.12 9:54am
wilkieone
....edited out...

..been done, withdrawn...

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cinquecento 15.03.12 9:34am
charlies_hat