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Daily Mail readers to get free enemas 0
roybland 4 years

The Daily Mail is offering its readers free enema kits in a bid to boost the tabloid's sales.,  , 'All next week, buyers of the Daily Mail will get a free enema kit,' a spokesman for Associated...

Dignitas in sponsorship deal with Ch 4. Come die with me 0
simonjmr 4 years
Tabloids slam Chris Jefferies for not murdering anyone 0
Oxbridge 4 years

Britain's leading tabloids have accused Chris Jefferies, the Bristol landlord of landscape architect Jo Yeates who was killed last December, of not murdering her or probably anyone else either. They...

Alistair Campbell defends bombing of moral high ground - it was harbouring WMDs 0
ronseal 4 years
Cambridgeshire Town to declare itself out of europe after UKIP council victory. 0
Basil_B 4 years

The first action of the UK Independence Party after taking control of its first council in the UK was to declare the Cambridgeshire Town of Ramsey independant of europe., 'If this is seen as cocking...

Tabloids accuse Chris Jefferies of not murdering anyone 6
roybland 4 years

The Sun and the Daily Mirror have accused Chris Jefferies, the Bristol landlord of landscape architect Jo Yeates who was killed last December, of not murdering her.,  , 'We accuse Mr Jefferies of...

Historians discover that the Charge of the Light Brigade was about £200 an hour 2
Basil_B 4 years
Sienna Miller wins damages after New of the World call her an 'actress' 4
MADJEZ 4 years

Sure I've done this one before. Can someone please tell me something she has acted in, since she's basically famous for being Jude Law's ex...

Barbed wire sales down due to it's build process recieving stinging criticism. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Manufacturing fault at Durex leads to millions of condoms being withdrawn 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Taxes reduced as Michael O'Leary appointed as new Irish Chancellor 0
acwanaut 4 years

Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary has joined the cabinet of the new taoiseach Enda Kenny in the Irish Republic today following the swift departure of Michael Noonan for mis-handling renewed talks with the...

New clock counts up to the 2012 Olympics 0
Andrew 4 years More soon...

Ryanair deny solo jet wing is test of new cost-cutting initiative 0
acwanaut 4 years

Pay to land...

Science behind Jedward's hair used to rebuild Lorca 0
acwanaut 4 years

Moor again soon...

Jedward 'actually two of last year's hatchlings' says Dustin the Turkey 0
acwanaut 4 years
'In Spite Of All The Danger,' claims Lennon, 'I'll Be Back. We Can Work It Out. 3
Mr Payne 4 years

Celtic Manager Neil Lennon today claimed he was Getting Better following a Helter Skelter Night Before when a Day Tripper rangers fan allegedly told him to Run For Your Life before assaulting him. ...

REM song misleading claims congenital analgesia patient 0
Screenie 4 years

'My friends love singing this song,' explained Peter Philips, whilst sitting perfectly comfortably on an old Argos futon, 'it makes makes me feel so alone'...

Geriatric Nazi convicted of being no help to the U.S. Space Programme. 0
greg various 4 years

but let off with a caution...

USA acts on Syria with ‘the oppressive regime’s new clothes’ 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Amid mounting public criticism and accusations of double standards on their foreign policy the White House has announced details of a recent mission in Syria aimed at bringing down the current regime...

Euro growth soars 'but only British know where to put it,' says bullish Cameron. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

More in 15-20 minutes. Or maybe an hour. Actually, best make it two. Three times a month is ok, isn't it?...

Heather Mills gag 0
Joe Cronin 4 years

I see Heather Mills injured herself skiing and may out on the Paralympic games, I bet she's hopping mad...

Met police asked to use skills to look into Maddie case - Colin Stagg arrested. 0
BillyBitzer 4 years
Kate middleton to be beheaded 0
Screenie 4 years

"I simply didn't realise how fit her sister was", explained William...

Taggart axed after running out of people to kill. 3
Mrblacker 4 years
Incomes to fall to 2005 levels. Falling 1 level would be bad enough but 2005 ! 1
Basil_B 4 years
Pinhead 4 years

Ad man sacked...

David Laws put on 'uphill gardening leave' over expenses irregularities. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Incomes May Fall to 1805 levels 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Households in the UK may be facing the biggest drop in income for 200 years, a leading economic think tank has warned. Govt said 'We are all in it together unless you're not'...

Alistair Campbell 'misrepresentation' technique a failure, reports local man. 4
be reasonable 4 years

Mr. Bob Smith, of Peterborough, today admitted that the method of smattering an account with half-truths, dissembling and lies that worked so well for Alistair Campbell at the Chilcott enquiry...

ITV launches new legal reality show "I'm a Celebrity, Get me a Super Injunction" 0
ronseal 4 years

. Story themes, New Gigs for shameless celebrities, Dildo, er...