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Newcastle give Pardew contract to 20:16 3
riesler 3 years

fans doubt he will last until half-past seven...

Dyslexic murderer gets off lightly with a short sentence 0
MC One R 3 years
Salem's Lot to be converted into the next new town 0
Iamthestig 3 years

After 30 years of hard work, the quiet hamlet of Salem's lot has been given a grant to enable re-development and modernisation. The local residents have been trying to rid themselves of it's bad...

FIFA delegates Several LIb Deb MP's promised us "No tuition fee increases" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Yelp for Heroes army dog charity, cover Florence and the Machine for Xmas Single 0
Iamthestig 3 years

The dog days are over...

Ray Mears prescence at the last one confirms students demos are getting wilder 0
Basil_B 3 years
It's a Eurobillions Bailout rollover weekend! 1
James Laserman 3 years

Following the failure last week of any Eurozone country to claim a Eurobillions Bailout prize, this week's estimated pot has risen to an eye-watering 750 billion Euros. Any clapped-out peripheral...

Scuffles break out at launch of new 'Country Fresh' feminine deodorant 12
rickwestwell 3 years

Manufacturers of bathroom products Nature's Way spoke today of their bewilderment as violent protests broke out at the launch of their new feminine deodorant, "Country Fresh". The incident started...

9 out of 10 children believe Santa comes from a country called Rotary Club 3
Basil_B 3 years
David Cameron could face charges for Lib Dems assisted political suicide. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Dignitas announces plans to open cut price South African clinics 0
simonjmr 3 years
Acrimonous couples looking at last gasp South African romantic holidays 0
simonjmr 3 years
US diplomats doubt the ability of UK army to clear streets of Edinburgh of ice 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Starfish may hold key to cure for piles 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Halle Berry, Fiona Apple, Peaches Geldof, part of Mick Hucknall's 'five a day'.. 2
Doylem 3 years
gunshot census deployed in Birmingham 0
4ty2 3 years

in order to get the statistics right and to develop a busines model for the arms industry and their outlets. Everyone in town will be interviewed when they heard, saw or felt a gunshot over the last...

Bickileaks latest - Americans think the X Factor is shit. 1
wallster 3 years
Vet called as man awakes bright -eyed and bushy-tailed 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Blatter surprised England FA such bad losers despite all the practice it gets 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Nick Cave and the Bad Speeds celebrate latest hit 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Geoff Boycott taken to hospital for unexplained muteness 1
Nick McCarr 3 years

Without the Test team to slag off he's got nothing to say...

A stitch in time makes warp speed difficult 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
After Kennedy takes too many shots, he is found well pished on grassy knoll , 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

wife seeks divorce...

Bunshop sensors target city crime 0
arflaethel 3 years

Sensors that can detect bunshops have been installed in one of Britain's biggest cities in a bid to drive down bun fights. The Shopspotter Bunshop Location System - which can pick up the drunken...

Today is the anniversary of the death of a British genius... 3
MC One R 3 years

He was a creative genius that everyone loved., He wrote many memorable songs and words are with us every day., People go about their lives remembering what he gave to the world., An iconic giant...

Diplomatic cables now to be 'tweeted' to save embarrassment later. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
General public 'disappointed' with Wikileaks docs - JFK killer not revealed 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

No mention of who killed JFK, that the moon landings were faked and where the Roswell alien bodies are hidden...

'Win a Day in Florence' Competition Attracts Multiple Entries From Zebedee 11
De-scribe 3 years
Assange threatens to kiss and tell on thousands of Heads of State 0
Alixir 3 years

Assange has threatened to reveal a thousand-strong string of sexual offences he has committed over decades with hundreds of senior diplomats and Heads of State. A Press Release from the incarcerated...

Weather warning do-gooders continue to make it work.. 0
VictorMeldrew 3 years

despite "don't travel unless it's absolutely necessary" advice...