Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
BBC Scrap plan for David Gray chat show over fear that he would babble on... 1
Screenie 4 years

'Why, whywhywhywhy, why, why?' said a fan...

Super-injunction protects identity of teenage boy's imaginary girlfriend. 0
4 years

No more soon...

Owners admit Hinckley Point’s ‘emergency shut-down system’ is the Severn Bore 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
iPhone owner finds hidden location data "depressing" 1
Andrew 4 years

Security experts revealed recently that Apple's latest iPhone software stores a log of all locations detected by the unit's GPS feature. This data, though not sent to Apple, can be accessed by...

Leaky boat manufacturer bailed out by river bank 0
beau-jolly 4 years
DWP: Thousands addicted to benefits 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Corset models feeling the squeeze 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Sterling jumps half a cent after being surprised 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Inappropriate relationships said to be on the rebound 0
beau-jolly 4 years
ONS: Floatation devices appear to be buoyant 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Toy retailers rally as rubber balls bounce back 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Man accidentally buys Worhol portrait 0
Screenie 4 years

'I wasn't there to buy this painting and so wasn't paying proper attention' explained Dave Chelsea from Chelsea who siffers from Myopia, 'I simply heard 'Warhol' and got excited, but the painting...

Ferdinand stalker sues Apple for 'copying' 0
4 years
Queen celebrates "a modern monarchy by handing out Maundy money 0
virtuallywill 4 years
“It just won’t bloody flush”, reports woman trapped in dinner party toilet. 17
DrTurmoil 4 years

Amy Higgins was in a race against time with the cistern of a lavatory in Surrey yesterday, after a single flush at an intimate dinner party for six proved itself not up to the job. Several minutes...

Cruise finishes early after the fat lady sinks. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Increase in failing eyesight and hairy palm numbers amongst 18 - 24 year old men 0
simonjmr 4 years
Polished turd is bookies favourite to win Britain's got talent 1
simonjmr 4 years
Due to recession the Queen distributes Aldi vouchers instead of Maundy Money. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Grandmother sea rescue - Just a drop in the ocean. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Mobile phone services expect system meltdown tomorrow 1
Pinhead 4 years

as millions of workers text 'C U Nxt Tue' to their bosses...

75% of 18-24 yr old porn users amazed at their friends lack of staying power 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Bank Holiday sunshine forecast already causing congestion in news media 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron to wear tails for wedding after Clegg agrees to hold on to them 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Dame Judi's 'I'm not bi-polar' shame 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

In an emotional interview today, Dame Judi Dench revealed that she is not bi-polar., Tearfully, she confessed: 'I find this hard to admit, but I've never been bi-polar. Or lesbian. Or taken drugs.'...

Royal couple 'Delighted' with Bolton farmer's commemorative black pudding 0
antharrison 4 years

Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Prince William and Kate Middleton are 'Delighted and overwhelmed' by the special royal wedding black pudding produced by Bolton farmer Fred McGee. McGee's secret...

One monkey with one typewriter writes Katie Price's autobiography 17
Danny 4 years

and it was an improvement on the original book...

Snooker player Marco Fu surprised by reaction when asked to spell his surname 0
antharrison 4 years
No way have we got a medieval mindset says chief of Muslims Against Crusades 0
ronseal 4 years

Speaking from the top desk of his wooden boat, flanked by teams of crack archers and carrying a vicious looking mace, Abdul Bin Laden furiously denied any medieval mindset pervades his organisation,...

Wedding fever sparks unprecedented demand for early-onset male pattern baldness 1
4 years

Is that funnier?...