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Smart Alex 09.03.13 4:45pm
Squudge
'Hench' Dench launches fitness program DVD

After the demise of her long-running Bond character 'M' in Skyfall, Dame Judi Dench has been far from 'just resting' between film and theatre roles. Britain's national treasure has been getting 'hot...

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pinxit 09.03.13 3:17pm
Squudge
EU Court Rules On Complementary Papers

The European Court Of Human Rights has today overruled the House Of Lords on the use of the phrase "Complementary Newspapers" often displayed in hotels. The Judgement states that while there is,...

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anhodika 09.03.13 2:14pm
anhodika
MEP's wife warns: "Support porn ban or no more filming our weekly bukkake night" 0
Nowherefast 09.03.13 1:58pm
Nowherefast
Experts query online Van Dyck CorelDraw portrait attribution 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.03.13 1:27pm
Duncan Biscuit
Stonehenge 'a failed Stone Age economic stimulus' finds study in blow to Cable 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.03.13 1:26pm
Duncan Biscuit
Launch of International Women’s Day delayed by heavy traffic on the school run 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.03.13 1:22pm
Duncan Biscuit
Chris Huhne’s bisexual girlfriend ‘definitely bisexual’

The bisexual partner of disgraced for Lib Dem MP Chris Huhne has been confirmed as being bisexual, according to every news report ever. Despite the blanket coverage of the scandal continually...

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TheNewsWalrus 09.03.13 1:22pm
beau-jolly
Uhura wins Kenya election; Chekov and Sulu demand recount

More to follow...

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apepper 09.03.13 12:45pm
apepper
Chris Huhne body double warns look-alike agency "I may be away for a few months" 0
ronseal 09.03.13 12:41pm
ronseal
Pryce case latest: Hell to review “woman scorned” policy

The fury generated by scorned women on earth continues to outperform demonic powers in the afterlife, according to a report written in Hell this week. "We have to face the fact that we still have a...

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nickb 09.03.13 12:30pm
AReader
pulled again 6
Squudge 09.03.13 11:36am
Squudge
MEPs decide to ban Dutch feminist MEP calling for pornography ban

After considering Dutch feminist MEP Katrika Liotard’s resolution to ban all forms of pornography to prevent demeaning women, an overwhelming majority of Members of the European Parliament have...

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Yikes 09.03.13 11:13am
AReader
Jihadvisor ranks Syria #1 of 13 terrorist hotspots in Middle East

Users of the insurgent travel advice website Jihadvisor have for the first time chosen Syria as their top destination beating Afghanistan into second place. Reviews about the emerging hotspot cite...

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Sheepback 09.03.13 10:56am
Slante Dangle
Son Of Carpenter In Line For Holy Position

"Did he not learn last time?" Asks leading heretics...

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anhodika 09.03.13 10:41am
anhodika
International Mens Day outshone by International Womens Day 0
Drylaw 09.03.13 10:30am
Drylaw
Van Dyke accent 'not a fake'

A painting of a chimney sweep spotted hanging in the Bowes Museum in County Durham has ben identified as an early Dick Van Dyke., The portrait was first spotted in the BBC Your Painting gallery by...

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Gerontius 09.03.13 10:17am
Gerontius
Beiber bodyguards not allowed to operate in UK without childcare qualifications.

Content to follow...

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Audible Minority 09.03.13 9:59am
Squudge
'Oxford graduates don't understand English' says shock report

A shock report has revealed that some Oxford graduates don't understand English or simple arithmetic. The revelation comes after a man with an Eton and Oxford education failed to understand a...

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roybland 09.03.13 9:59am
Squudge
South Dakota school board bids for Desert Rats' tanks

[insert story here]...

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Audible Minority 09.03.13 4:20am
Audible Minority
BBC report exonerates BBC

The long awaited BBC report into the Saville affair has concluded that no-one at the BBC was to blame. The report author had spoken to many BBC employees, trawled through hundreds of emails and...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 09.03.13 3:49am
Audible Minority
North Korean commuters stranded as public transport camouflage is too effective

More if a bus ever arrives...

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Not Amused 09.03.13 1:56am
Not Amused
South Korea on high alert as North postures with power pilates 0
Squudge 08.03.13 11:56pm
Squudge
Justin Bieber Reveals what he Meant By "They Were Saying the Worst Thing"

Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed what Justin meant when he cryptically tweeted that he snapped at journalists today because they were "Saying the Worst thing". The friend who wishes...

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Katarina Frogpond2 08.03.13 11:26pm
Katarina Frogpond2
pulled

I really should behave...

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Squudge 08.03.13 10:36pm
Ironduke
Lib Dems gather for 'Cleggtown event'

Liberal Democrats are gathering in Brighton for their spring conference amid growing speculation that the party will pull off the biggest mass suicide since Jonestown when,in 1978,over 900 members of...

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roybland 08.03.13 10:11pm
Squudge
Hunt – 'Majority' of hospitals no longer allowed to be 'Average'. Or make sense.

In a speech apparently defying common logic, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced a ‘radical redefinition’ of the word ‘average’. Speaking at the Institute for Clinical...

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Ablative Fabsolute 08.03.13 8:11pm
quango
Pope qualifications revealed; "must have testicles, mustn't use them"

More to follow...

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apepper 08.03.13 7:43pm
apepper
Judge explains jury that bisexual does not mean having sex with two

and a Ménage à trois does not mean you are trisexual...

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4ty2 08.03.13 7:19pm
4ty2
Green smoke seen from Vatican chimney just Keith O'Brien burning his pants. 0
dominic_mcg 08.03.13 7:13pm
dominic_mcg