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NoTW 'journalist' pretends to be Chief Puppy Strangler... 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

rather than admit to being a NoTW journalist...

Casey Anthony to be found guilty in the Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Ford pulls adverts for Escorts from NOTW. 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Still plenty to choose from...

British Rail announces very long wait for next train from Derby... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Furious journalists find out that public sector workers earn more than them... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Direct Line's red telephone 'not working' after call from News Of The World... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Rebekah Brooks denies all knowledge of NoTW employing reputable journalists 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
More scandal at News of the World as 'fake sheikh' turns out to be genuine 1
ronseal 4 years

A genuine sheikh, masquerading as an undercover reporter, has been found working at the News of the World. By adopting the disguise of a hack, the genuine shake was able to gain the confidence of...

News International "shocked and appalled" that they have been found out. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
England to offer Scotland to Argentina in lieu of the Malvinas. 3
Ostsee 4 years
Thousands of non-NoTW readers pledge to continue not buying NoTW 5
Tristan Shout 4 years

Incensed readers of newspapers other that the News of the World have piled onto internet social networks to register their disgust at the alleged hacking of Milly Dowler's mobile phone while she was...

Bombadier asks IDS how many Brits it needs to employ to secure rail contract 1
BillyBitzer 4 years
NOTW publishes own journalists' names and addresses in special mob rule pullout 1
ronseal 4 years
Jesus voicemail hacked while on cross. News of Judea probed. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
sex lines withdraw advertising from News of the world 1
borednow 4 years

A spokesperson for one company said "Hey even we have standards and morals, Do you like that huh do you like it?"...

Bookmakers clean up after the phrase Greek Tragedy not used in a single headline 0
ronseal 4 years

Britain's bookies were counting their money last night, after the public were wrong footed over the Greek Economic crisis. Just hours before the deadline, wagers worth hundreds of thousands of...

News Of The World Hack into God's Voicemail, Delete Important Prayers 1
Fox100 4 years

Embattled tabloid The News of the World found itself embroiled in another phone hacking scandal today when sources in The Vatican claimed the 'paper had hacked into God's voicemail and deleted...

Sex and bric a brac sold openly at Car Booty Sale 0
ronseal 4 years
Film festival party gatecrasher praised for his Cannes-do attitude 0
ronseal 4 years
Rebekah Brooks promises "immediate and vigorous" inaction over hacking claims. 0
Al OPecia 4 years

More humbug soon...

Strauss-Kahn to become global warming crusader 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Broken toe blamed for phone-hacking scandal 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Judiciary to be replaced by Court of Public Opinion 0
Zadok the second 4 years

The coalition government has unveiled plans to replace Britain’s existing system of trial by jury, and replace it with the privately-operated ‘Court of Public Opinion’, a media-based, virtual...

Mormon Prophet Discovers Revelation Revoking Caffeine Ban After All-Nighter 0
janet manley 4 years

SALT LAKE CITY, UT: During an all-night cram for the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles theology final, up-and-coming Mormon prophet Elder Hastings heard the word of God, which, he relayed to religious...

Beckhams’ name new baby girl – ‘Princess Dumpling Fatty Pants’ 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

David and Victoria Beckham have chosen the name for their new baby girl. ‘Princess Dumpling Fatty Pants’ may not have been the bookies favourite but the happy parents are ‘pleased’ with...

Fiona Bruce to get her own Sky Channel 0
Basil_B 4 years

Sky television announced today the creation of the Bruce Channel in regonition of the amount of TV time that news reader and TV presenter Fiona Bruce is currently getting. 'It's a no brainer really'...

Nick Clegg gets David Cameron to phone in sick for him, journalist discovers 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Nadal puts Wimbledon final defeat down to 'wrong type of grass' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
undiscovered Amazonian tribes say 'enough of Cheryl Cole already' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Russian Nuclear Sub surfaces in Tipton canal 2
Dick Everyman 4 years

Ministry of Defence chiefs and British Waterways officials are investigating claims by fishermen that a Russian nuclear submarine surfaced in a Tipton canal during a carp fishing contest last night....