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Oil spill the worst leak since Watergate, say US officials 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Charlie Sheen, punch, kicks and gives a shiner in sheconds 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Super Mario wins ISS emergency callout contract. 0
Erlang 3 years

Popular plumbing brothers Mario and Luigi won the contract despite stiff competition from the previous contract holder. In a complex payment schedule said to involve cash, stars and vitamins NASA...

Northern Ireland gets emergency aid to cope with aftermath of Hurricane Higgins 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Northern Rock to Reinvent Itself and Build Submarines 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We found we had a talent for creating things that sink like a stone' said a spokesman...

The majority of Americans fail President Obamas' test 0
Erlang 3 years

It seems most Americans make at least one mistake. Despite being repeatedly warned by the President in his speeches the phrase "make no mistake" is not improving the infallibility of the average...

Moat was the nightclub doorman community's Princess Diana 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
H.M The queen denies that a grainy photo showing her holding something 0
arrghgarry 3 years

when confronting Michael Fagan in her bedroom,he simply knew my family background and it was nothing other then him giving me a Weiswurst sausage ,if only Phillip had been so thoughtful...

Milk from cloned cows to be sold with the title "I can believe its cows milk !" 2
mrlemoncurry 3 years

more to follow...

NASA Confirms Faulty Ammonia Pump Warranty Expired July 28th 0
mugwump 3 years
Aids virus used to treat common cold 0
BlackAndroid 3 years
New BP CEO to fix oil spill with stronger buzzwords and corporate jargon 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Shock as new idea finds no objections from anyone. 0
mrlemoncurry 3 years

The world was in stunned silence this week when an idea was unveiled that noone could object to. Political and religious groups were struggling to find the negative in this new concept which came...

Shock discovery as milk from cloned cows is the same colour as normal cow milk 0
Basil_B 3 years

Protesters against the production of cloned foods were today confounded by the discovery that milk from a cloned cow is in fact the same colour as milk from a normal cow. ' How are we supposed to...

UAE censorship only targeted at smartphones named after fruits 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Alex Higgins laid to rest ,right on cue. 2
arrghgarry 3 years
Mike from cloned cow says " I cannot beleive I`m not the only one" 0
arrghgarry 3 years

maybe theres more...

Dr. Phil's latest book, "Simplify your life in 987 easy steps" 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Isle of Wight appoints Speed Artist 0
Mrblacker 3 years

In an attempt to crack down on speeding drivers, the ruling council on the Isle of Wight has appointed its first Road Safety Team. Made up for three police officers, the squad consists of sketch...

Thousands of healthy men 'being put down' 10
jp1885 3 years

A survey of Britain's pubs, bars and nightclubs, carried out jointly by the University of Leicester's Department of Sociology and Nuts! magazine, has revealed that thousands of perfectly healthy...

Young Imam of the year opens it`s doors to all comers ,gay ,protestant 3
arrghgarry 3 years

Catholics, women ,divorced ,Jews and chavs.We realized that we were being discriminatory in only allowing Muslims ,in allowing all faiths we can really get a man (or woman )of the peoples .There will...

Worker productivity rises by utilizing time waiting for slow web pages to load 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New crime-fighting chemist TV show ‘too formulaic’ say critics 0
jp1885 3 years
Jobcentre f***s out of work pornstars 0
BlackAndroid 3 years
Wasps ask local council to remove the home of Katie Price from their nest. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Rise in tapeworm infections 'no fluke', say HPA. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
TV expert sacked from "Antiques Roadshow" for not dressing eccentrically 2
pinxit 3 years

Pink polka-dot cravatte 'not enough'...

Whitehouse Adamant That There Is No Truth That Obama Followed Through.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

He always has that look on his face...

Pentagon leaks: bombing Iran will not make everyone in Israel rich. Unconfirmed. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years
Cats Mother says Fabulous Fabregas will be back.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

The Cats Mother, otherwise known as 'she' met with the Spanish Press today, eager to jump on the bandwagon and comment on the likelihood of Fabulous Fabregas coming back to barca...