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Revealed: Exclusive photos of Royal tits and arse

Royal tits: Royal arse Yes, I know, the opportunity for the Royal...

antharrison 14.09.12 9:33am
Duchess of Cornwall complains to PCC as papers refuse to print her topless pics.

The Duchess of Cornwall's private secretary, William Nye has issued a formal complaint to the PCC after all of the major UK papers refused to print the topless photos they'd been sent of Camilla,...

wallster 14.09.12 9:08am
Clegg and Cameron ‘to get married’

In a show of support for same-sex civil partnerships, Nick Clegg and David Cameron are to marry, number 10 has announced. The lavish ceremony will be held in Westminster Abbey, officiated by the...

Reg Herring 14.09.12 9:03am
Reg Herring
Boris Johnson apologises - offers Scousers jobs dismantling Olympic stadium

At 10am yesterday, Boris Johnson apologised for permitting comments to be run in the Spectator magazine eight years ago saying that drunk and aggressive Liverpool football fans were partly to blame...

Yikes 14.09.12 9:01am
"Grotesque and Unjustifiable" say Palace...

as Chris Moyles' long running BBC breakfast show ended today...

De-scribe 14.09.12 9:00am
Adult Channel to Introduce new 'Breast Screening Program' 1
kjo36 14.09.12 8:32am
Palace to urgently publish topless Pippa photos 1
simonjmr 14.09.12 8:29am
Duke of Edinburgh takes Private Day-Trip to France

It will assist in his recuperation, said a spokesman...

De-scribe 14.09.12 8:21am
'Wind of Change' still held up at Ugandan border control

Ugandan authorities have warned theatre producer David Cecil he could face up to two years being boiled alive in a cast iron missionary-pot if found guilty of staging a play about homosexuals., The...

Gerontius 14.09.12 7:55am
With only 466 shopping days left Harrods launch christmas 2013 range 0
button 14.09.12 7:35am
New Glade 'Horror niff' plugins guarantee to deter unwanted visitors

Glade, the company normally associated with plug-in air freshners which hide the smell of a farting dog, has announced a new range of plug-ins which have been proven to deter unwanted visitors from...

antharrison 14.09.12 7:30am
Spielberg asks Police to star-in ultimate Sci fi epic 'Back to the Future 4'

Despite the controversy of the Hillsborough report causing a public rebellion against the integrity of the Police and other emergency services, film director Steven Spielberg has asked the force to...

antharrison 14.09.12 12:02am
'Transparent kilt may be the way forward' admits naked rambler 1
FlashArry 13.09.12 11:45pm
Police coroner in Richard III bones case claims ‘victim was drunk’

A police coroner investigating bones believed to belong to King Richard III has insisted they show ‘clear evidence’ he was intoxicated by alcohol. The corpse, found in a car park in a busy town...

13.09.12 10:09pm
South Yorks. Police: “Hillsborough statements was most just amended for grammer”

South Yorkshire Police Service's Director of Corporate Mendacity has responded to suggestions, made by David Cameron in the House of Commons yesterday, that the Police had over decades sought to...

dvo4fun 13.09.12 9:47pm
Clegg would consider anything... 0
Queen of Tarts 13.09.12 9:33pm
Queen of Tarts
anglo-irish governments apologise for Hillsborough 1
arthurminnit 13.09.12 8:50pm
Kelvin MacKenzie fury "Sun bought Hillsborough story from Police in good faith" 11
dvo4fun 13.09.12 8:18pm
Naked rambler in police cover-up claim. More soon.

[Surely there's a gag about a big helmet hidden in here]...

malgor 13.09.12 8:05pm
Anti-Islam film is work of 56 year old L.A. man with religious grudge.

The film causing outrage in the Islamic world has been traced back to an actor/director from LA with a history of inciting religious hatred. His previous works while being widely praised by members...

MADJEZ 13.09.12 7:37pm
Archbishop Williams launches scathing attack on 1987 Ferguson video recorder

The rarely outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has launched a scathing attack on his ageing VCR. First rented from Rumbelows in the Summer of 1987, Williams claimed the device has...

13.09.12 6:58pm
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Car park hunchback remains actually hatchback remains admit archeologists 1
Smart Alex 13.09.12 6:31pm
Brazilian judge agrees to settle case on basis of a dance competition 0
Dumbnews 13.09.12 5:53pm
Samsung launch the new Galaxy 'NottheiPhone5'

Following Apple's high profile launch of the iPhone 5, it's latest smartphone, Samsung has launched it's latest product aimed at competing with their fierce rival. The Samsung Galaxy 'NottheiPhone5'...

Perks 13.09.12 5:48pm
Half-time pie manufacturers apologise for their part in Hillsborough disaster.

More apologies soon...

MADJEZ 13.09.12 5:19pm
Westward Ho! residents distance themselves from DJ's girlfriend 0
nickb 13.09.12 5:14pm
English hopes for 2034 World Cup rise following the birth of the new Ronaldo

The date September 12th 2012 will be marked in every football fans diary throughout the land. For decades we have looked on with envy as countries like Spain, Portugal and Brazil churn out...

Hooch 13.09.12 4:22pm
Internet Raises Grave Concern For America's Sanity 0
Martin Shuttlecock 13.09.12 4:15pm
Martin Shuttlecock
'I love prison more than naked rambling', admits Naked Rambler

And the best is naked rambling in the prison yard!, more soon...

custard cream 13.09.12 3:50pm
custard cream
New Flavoured Cat Food Is A Hit!

Cat's across the United Kingdom are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after an Ipswich man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now...

HIGNFY 13.09.12 3:44pm