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Foiled Santander Computer Raid Betrayed By Suspiciously Prompt Transactions

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/santander-twelve-held-over-plot-2270624...

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Titus 13.09.13 6:31pm
Titus
‘Qatari Football: the Glory Years’ now published in ‘tea-towel format’... 0
Tripod 13.09.13 6:22pm
Tripod
US has nagging feeling there was something they were supposed to remember today. 4
phil_smith 13.09.13 5:50pm
thisisall1word
NASA Faces $86bn Roaming Charge For Voyager Communications 3
Titus 13.09.13 4:48pm
Skylarking
DHL wins contract to deliver Royal Mail Share Packs. 3
Boutros 13.09.13 4:06pm
Arthur
Prince George on Tian Tian stand-by

Prince George may be exhibited at Edinburgh Zoo if Tian Tian the panda fails to give birth. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have already hinted at the arrangement which is hoped will raise money...

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roybland 13.09.13 3:29pm
roybland
Interstellar Independence Party demands stronger border controls. 0
Ref Minor 13.09.13 2:52pm
Ref Minor
Astronomer Appalled By Google Results For 'Heavenly Bodies' Search

And not a single Uranus joke!...

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Flugelbinder 13.09.13 2:39pm
Flugelbinder
Mr Kipling exposed as massive dough mixing machine

Cake lovers across the UK were this morning in a state of shock on discovering that 'Mr Kipling' is not the kind elderly baker they pictured, but an industrial size dough mixing machine with a...

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roybland 13.09.13 2:32pm
roybland
Ofsted Methods Not Accurate Says OfstOfst

The Office for Standards In the Office for Standards has today suggested that the Office For Standards in Education's methods of evaluation are not accurate. "We should know" said Prof Peter...

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Flugelbinder 13.09.13 2:26pm
Flugelbinder
Morrissey Pulls Autobiography For Being Too Upbeat

Morose soon...

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Flugelbinder 13.09.13 2:20pm
Midfield Diamond
Bookmakers Slash Odds On Sleeping Man Waking Up 0
Flugelbinder 13.09.13 2:04pm
Flugelbinder
Syria Disappointed With Iraq's Returns Policy

Syria have complained to the UN about Iraq's policy on returning unwanted goods. It seems some time ago they acquired a variety of weapons from their good neighbour Iraq during an 'everything must...

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Flugelbinder 13.09.13 2:04pm
Sinnick
William's taking gap year as "practise for his career of doing bugger all"

More to follow...

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apepper 13.09.13 1:12pm
apepper
Insurance companies to insist on risk assessment before each car journey

From the beginning of October, insurance companies will insist on all car drivers submitting a risk report of their journey before they set off. A spokeswoman for the body which represents car...

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John Wiltshire 13.09.13 12:59pm
John Wiltshire
Infentor of Bolby noif rebuction dief aged eighty yearf olb 0
Skylarking 13.09.13 12:52pm
Skylarking
God signs for Huddersfield Town

Struggling Championship side Huddersfield Town’s manager, Mark Robins, expressed his delight today at the form of their new signing God. “He gets Himself into the most brilliant positions”...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 13.09.13 12:50pm
beau-jolly
Last Remaining Beast Wary Of Evil Shenanigans

"665 of us have perished already" revealed the beast from his comfortable bedsit in Canterbury., "And we were supposed to be immortal.. Go Figure!" he mused, clearly tired of defending himself...

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Flugelbinder 13.09.13 11:42am
Flugelbinder
Prince George facing 'bleak future' as both parents now declared unemployed

The future is looking 'decidedly grim' for Prince George this week after his father announced his decision to leave his secure job, forcing the second in-line to the throne to be raised in a no...

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Jesus H 13.09.13 10:32am
Jesus H
John and George tell Paul and Ringo to "hurry up" for posthumous reunion 0
sydalg 13.09.13 10:10am
sydalg
Gareth Bale ‘too valuable’ to be risked in matches...

Carlo Ancelotti, manager of Real Madrid, has admitted that Gareth Bale, the most expensive footballer in the world, is now too valuable to play in matches. “The player is fully ensured - third...

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Tripod 13.09.13 10:10am
Tripod
MP's accused of playing the Family Fortune game

A major new MP’s expense scandal erupted in the press to over politicians employing family member in key support roles whilst paying then salaries only Championship footballers would dream of. The...

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Scronnyglonkle 13.09.13 10:04am
Scronnyglonkle
Sun renames Royal Family Saxe-Coburg-Gotcha 0
sydalg 13.09.13 10:00am
sydalg
Crematorium flashmob fails to become viral internet meme.

(VERY VERY SLIGHT RE-VERSION), Village vicar The Revd Pete Fraser is said to be devastated that his latest ‘viral’ video has failed to set the world of social media alight. The four minute clip...

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Skylarking 13.09.13 9:45am
Skylarking
Fishmongers hail leader's "I have a Bream" speech 9
nickb 13.09.13 9:44am
Flugelbinder
Architects and Artisans wanted

Bored with your five bed detached Victorian mansion? The chic boutiques of the royal spa town no longer hold the appeal that first drew you to its quiet, leafy avenues? A bit of a show-off? What do...

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Robopop 13.09.13 9:13am
Robopop
Twitter to limit shares to 140 per buyer

More or less soon...

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Coco 13.09.13 9:08am
Arthur
Free in today's issue - your handy do-it-yourself facebook news feed

Save hours of time and tedium by creating your own facebook news feed. Just follow this simple step-by-step guide: Insert motivational tripe <here>, Insert picture of someone else's kids...

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Sfox 13.09.13 8:18am
Sfox
Voyager goes beyond the edge of the solar system, edge of Cameron's ego in view 0
gregle 13.09.13 8:04am
gregle
Prince William to become pointless 1
nickb 13.09.13 7:56am
AReader