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Pardew’s first mistake: swapping Andy Carroll for six magic beans… 1
Doylem 3 years
West Ham and Wolves concede that they will not win Premiership in 2011 0
simonjmr 3 years
300 live re-enactment passes off to media excitement 0
Erlang 3 years

His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away...

Legal History Made as Pardew Signs UK's First Ironic Contract 0
De-scribe 3 years

British Legal History was made to day as the newly appointed Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew signed a 5 and a half year contract which is believed to be the first of its kind to contain...

Council Removes CCTV cameras on the basis that “God sees everything” 0
oakhaven 3 years

Crawley Borough Council revealed today that it planned to remove all CCTV cameras from supermarkets and shopping centres, opting instead to rely on the omniscience and omnipresence of the creator of...

Charity launches , Sponsor a 'squeezed' student appeal. 0
Erlang 3 years

Freeload appeals to you to sponsor a student in England for less than two pounds a day and help reduce the number of students looking like twonks on TV. Testimonial- Polly T., I started sponsoring...

Imprisoned Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo to attend Nobel prize ceremony via Skype 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Formula 1 to introduce 'movable wings' for 2011 season 0
riesler 3 years

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_03/ChittyAfterSOL_468x303.jpg...

Coalition announces national day of mourning for Weatherfield victims 0
dannyboy206 3 years

More to follow...

Gunshot sensors deployed in Birmingham 4
Gerontius 3 years

Sensors used to detect fatal gunshot wounds carried out on members of the public are to be deployed by police forces throughout the West Midlands, The sensors - which consist of a pair of...

Royal Car Attack - car humanely destroyed 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TpH79Q7dh4]killer cars[/url]...

Lib-Dems Organise own Protests over University Fees Controversy 0
Nick Wright 3 years

Rank and file Lib-Dem members launched their own noisy protests today, speaking out angrily against those who, during this week’s student protests, acted inexcusably, evoking street violence and...

Osbourne given thumbs down after interview with primary school kids 0
Basil_B 3 years

Chancellor of the exchequer George Osbourne was given a unanimous thumbs down today after a move to ingratiate himself with school children around the country back fired after an interview he gave to...

Prince Charles praises street theatre group 'Yobbo' 5
Bismarck 3 years

Prince Charles praised street theatre group Yobbo this evening 'Camilla and I did so enjoy taking part' he said 'we are both big fans of the X Factor'...

Cilla 'living the Scouse lie' for years 2
R R 3 years

Light entertainment legend yesterday revealed the truth about her early years, and the lifetime of ‘living a lie’ that she now wants the public to know about. In an exclusive interview with...

McDonalds worker disappointed that unable to join demo 0
MC One R 3 years

Unfortunately his grades weren't good enough to get a place...

Riot 'predicted' by Wiki-Wilson. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Heir ruffled... 0
Doylem 3 years
"We're only weather forecasters" explains MET over tuition fee protest violence 0
simonjmr 3 years
Australian cricket chiefs to exhume body of Don Bradman to solve poor batting. 14
Basil_B 3 years
I Will First Need to Win Over the Delusional Fat Bellend Supporters says Pardew 0
IABP 3 years
Australian reaction in London to losing one test match condemned as excessive... 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Newcastle Utd sack Alan Pardew 0
dandare70 3 years
Students Attempt to Free Kidnapped Horse From Posh Car Ends In Failure 2
IABP 3 years
At least four careers feared killed by latest ‘Coronation Street’ plot 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
9/12 paramedic describes Weatherfield carnage 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Welcome-home for record Antarctic crossing team cancelled due to snow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Use of non-organic paint in attack on his car horrifies Prince Charles 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tsang quells Hong Kong ping pong ding dong 0
Scroat 3 years

Hong Kong leader steps in to defuse controversy at Far Eastern table tennis tournament...

BBC's FlashMOB holds London and Royals to ransom 0
simonjmr 3 years