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Cameron dines with Berlusconi but declines moving on to strip club 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Jason Statham passenger complains of uneventful drive to shops 0
dandare70 3 years
Actors urge axed UK Film Council sequel 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Naomi Campbell relieved that nobody asked about her secret stash of Nazi gold 1
Ludicity 3 years
Nigerian email scammers to introduce "Mystery Mug" quality assurance scheme. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

In a surprise move today the Association for Nigerian Email Financial Industries announced a quality assurance scheme "Online Mug". "We are growing greatly concerned that the quality of email scams...

3D view of supernova 'not as good as Avatar' say astronomers 0
jp1885 3 years
Descendant of cloned cow to appear on Moo Do You Think You Are? 1
Ludicity 3 years
Cornish detective Wycliffe to run for President of Haiti 0
Ludicity 3 years
God reported to be 'bored shitless' 2
PluckyMunky 3 years
Cameron thrown out of special relationship for 'Don't ask don't tell' breach 0
Jay2theKay 3 years

Cameron thrown out of special relationship for 'Don't ask don't tell' breach David Cameron was thrown out of the US UK special relationship last night following his admission he was a "practicing...

Ex newyork mayor rudy guiliani says stealing make up is not a crime 2
arrghgarry 3 years

especially when it is my daughter doing the stealing she was showing no tolerance to these Zits ,she needs lot of Zit cream and lots of makeup ....

Joe Bloggs announces pre-tax losses 0
jmcl 3 years

Joe Bloggs BSc has announced quarterly pre-tax losses of more than £8,000 - his fifth consecutive loss since the financial crisis. Whilst a number of banks have confirmed huge profits in recent...

Bristol 2
one against the world 3 years

Short residents are outraged after a freedom of information reqest shows Avon & Somerset police spent £492,000 on hire cars last year...

Referees to carry little red and yellow books during Liverpool matches 0
jp1885 3 years
Obama: 'I suppose you could say that the BP oil spill never really happened' 1
PluckyMunky 3 years

'A few lost jobs, a few dead birds: that about sums it up. It's over - dead in the water'...

Bill Gates boasts latest Bing search engine 20% less useless than prior release 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Is this guy ever going to give up and declare Google the winner?...

To compete with Apple, Microsoft to rebrand as Orange 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Poor countries to resell their microloans back to victims of US recession 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Shock as teacup with storm in enters the food chain 0
ED209 3 years

The general public was reeling in shock and taking shelter in nuclear bunkers today, as it was revealed that a teacup, which had formerly contained a storm, was used for a cup of Tetley by Mrs....

American Beef : Over sexed, over bred and over here 2
mugwump 3 years

with their stockings and chewing gum, impressing our heifers!...

RyanAir Avoid Bulges During Air Bungee Rollout 0
mugwump 3 years

The value of RyanAir shares jumped 11% today, as chief executive Michael O'Leary announced commercial cargo bays are to be substantially enlarged, as the company’s new ‘Wetbag’ policy is...

Wyclef will run for Haiti premiership 'two times' 1
fernandomando 3 years
When the Pope was asked what he was going to do about a group of 0
arrghgarry 3 years

former abused choiroys who were going sue his lillywhite ass he replied "fuck em"...

Australian Doctors tell patient that when his dog ate his toe it saved his life 0
arrghgarry 3 years

in order to save the dogs life...

Girl Guides' "anti airbrushing" campaign pictures are 'shopped with sexy models 0
thackaray 3 years

The Girl Guides Association are complaining to the Press Complaints Commission over allegations that pictures of them launching a campaign against the practice of airbrushing were in fact airbrushed....

Further oil on BP's troubled waters.... 0
topbrief 3 years

Further oil on BP's troubled waters. With the leaking oil well now apparently successfully plugged it might have looked as though BP’s troubles were now all behind them. The dismissal of the Chief...

Leeds Social Services criticised for putting 12 year old girl on eBay 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"We anticipate that there would be some abhorrence however, young Vicky here has a string of convictions from bag snatching to smack dealing, GBH, possession of a knife with intent to kill, extortion...

Bahrain to introduce Wrist-O-Meter in Gay clampdown 16
Sharpehunter 3 years

Human Rights activists and campaigners have responded with outrage,"These measures are an outrage, and coming from a country where 90% of the male population wear skirts and have Freddie Mercury...

ID cards for foreigners must be worn as badges, preferably star-shaped 0
la maga 3 years
A Mars A Day Helps al-Megrahi Play 13
FX Man 3 years

Convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi, who was released early from his sentence for medical reasons, has revealed the secret of his new found longevity. Originally given only three months...