Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Ageing hippies campaign for assisted tie-dyeing. 1
be reasonable 4 years
Dyslexic serial killer chokes victims with muesli. 2
be reasonable 4 years
Age of future mummies to determined by the domain of their email address 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Clergymen protest in mass walkout. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Women of the World Unite! 26
Johnny Jeremy Harrelson 4 years

How would a silent sexual matriarchal cabal provide the necessary workable solutions which also may save Mankind in one fell swoop?, By Johnny Harrelson - Tuesday 14 Jun 2011 ...

Royal Mail blame fall in profits on people sending less cash in the post 13
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

The Royal Mail have blamed the sharp fall in profits over the last 12 months on a combination of the loss of some major contracts, a drop in overall mail, and, more significantly, a large decrease in...

Selection of Soul/R&B standards attempt to murder Joss Stone in revenge attack 0
Skylarking 4 years
Jedward held over plot to murder Joss Stone song 3
4 years
Obama calls for Sudden ceasefire reports Guardian 7
virtuallywill 4 years

mare later...

Stephen Hawking completes new book. 'It's about time' says publisher 11
wallster 4 years
New note of sarcasm app for Steven Hawking's voice machine 1
ronseal 4 years
Andy McNab to replace Ed Miliband as Labour seek more recognisable leader 9
OllieP 4 years

Labour has announced today that former SAS soldier and successful novelist Andy McNab is to replace Ed Miliband as Leader in a desperate bid for the party to have a more recognisable figurehead. The...

Bankrupt Spoonerism Society Boss says Barclays are just a wunch 4
Midfield Diamond 4 years

(please don't make me explain)...

Teachers vote to walk-out, told 'NO RUNNING' 4
Ludicity 4 years
Tube strike will bring the entire country to a halt, say London train drivers 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
Gaddafi boycotts Olympics; Netanyahu now favourite for Cluster Bomb gold. 0
tl72uk 4 years
Gavin Henson finds his true love after being given a mirror 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
Ring fenced retail banks: a hinderance to customers claims pressure group 0
simonjmr 4 years

UK Retail banks will start installing customer defelcting fences from today, in an effort to prevent deposits from being withdrawn. The Chancellor George Osborne has rubber stamped the proposals as...

GB Olympic high jump hopes shattered by giant spring ban 0
Re Pete 4 years

British Olympic plans for the London Games were left in turmoil as the International Olympic Committee ruled that the kit recently introduced by Team GB’s high jump hopefuls – which includes...

'Arab Spring' traced to argument over office air-conditioning 0
4 years

The source of the so-called 'Arab Spring', a series of uprisings and protests throughout the more clammy and humid countries of the Middle East, has finally been traced. Conspiracy theorists have...

'I don't do mixers' as Hamilton denies Red Bull rumour 0
Basil_B 4 years
"Excalibur embedded in stone was no match for WD40" says new English King Kevin 1
JohnA 4 years

Monty Python was right. This is no way to have a system of government...

Island of Lesbos admits to being male peninsula called Terry 4
4 years
Terry Pratchett investigates assisted suicide, for the 12th time 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Too bad taste? I felt bad as I was writing it...

New soccer shocker: Premiership star 'repeatedly faithful to wife' 0
FraserWords 4 years

A Premiership star has allegedly been repeatedly faithful to his wife., The player has become mired in a fresh super-injunction row after taking action to ban reports of his niceness., The man,...

US in diplomatic row with Tibet: Obama-Lama ding dong 0
FraserWords 4 years

As promised, Dave...

Kipling scholars discover new poem: ‘Iffy’ 7
FraserWords 4 years

Stunned scholars have discovered a poem they believe influenced Rudyard Kipling’s famously inspirational verse ‘If’., Entitled ‘Iffy’, the poem, by Kipling’s little-known cousin Stamford...

Enid Blyton’s Three Gollywogs get PC 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

Fans of Enid Blyton are counting the days towards the launch of the updated version of The Three Gollywogs. In a forward written by former MP Anne Widdecombe she says, “Whilst the story line...

Cardiff sheep population hot under the collar as Shearer deal falls through 0
charlies_hat 4 years
NHS reforms to be allowed to ‘die with dignity’ 3
Ludicity 4 years

David Cameron has confirmed that the government’s NHS bill will have its life ended by physician-assisted suicide. ‘We tried everything to save it,’ said Mr Cameron, ‘but the condition is...