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Lidl rename cheese 'yummy moo lumps' after letter from moron

Always keen to put the customer first, Lidl has responded to a letter from a moron by renaming all their cheese-flavoured products 'yummy moo lumps'. "We received a letter written in crayon from one...

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15.06.12 4:22am
Blatter accepts large bailout from Irish to keep them in the Euro's 0
charlies_hat 14.06.12 10:50pm
charlies_hat
Harry Redknapp to replace Cheryl Cole as the new face of L'Oreal. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.06.12 8:15pm
dominic_mcg
Saint & Greavsie In Surprise Lloyd Webber Signing

In a move that's sure to spark controversy with football fans and Muppet aficionados alike iconic football pundits, Saint & Greavsie, have been signed by Lord Lloyd Webber to play Statler and...

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Duff 14.06.12 6:21pm
Duff
Despite appeals Assange refuses to withdraw 3
medici2471 14.06.12 5:47pm
bonjonelson
An Open Letter to the Weather

Dear Weather, It's sad to see you're not well at the moment. What's wrong? Have we done something to upset you? It's not like you're ignored; most conversations mention you at some point. OK, it may...

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seymour totti 14.06.12 3:55pm
dvo4fun
Chicken ticker confuses Indian newswatchers 1
nickb 14.06.12 2:23pm
seymour totti
Strange Ticker Submission Confuses Morons 2
Textbook 14.06.12 1:41pm
Yikes
Amazon unapologetic over Nazi books - "We were only fulfilling orders"

see Chat room thread...

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bonjonelson 14.06.12 1:32pm
Yikes
British forces suffer huge troop losses in ‘stroke of pen’ attack

In a shocking day of carnage on Tuesday, over 3,000 British troops were lost – the largest one day troop loss since World War II. A solemn Chief of Staff, General Hatton, offered his condolences...

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Yikes 14.06.12 1:30pm
Yikes
"Do you know who I am?" Cameron asks

Because I can't seem to remember a single thing today. Duh!...

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Scroat 14.06.12 1:28pm
Scroat
Dutch FA accidently awards international players condoms instead of Dutch Caps 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 12:04pm
Scronnyglonkle
Daniel Levy reveals that Spurs finances have 'gone to the dogs' 3
charlies_hat 14.06.12 12:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
Better luck next time, McCann's tell Cameron's. 0
flossie mcjava 14.06.12 12:00pm
flossie mcjava
Anthony Beevor's new WW2 in the Pacific War book slated by Pearl Harbor deniers 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:50am
Scronnyglonkle
Spurs refuse to pay Redknapp ransome demands 1
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:17am
nickb
New web startup promises to make more difficult something nobody does 2
Dumbnews 14.06.12 11:01am
ronseal
Police question Rolf Harris in Maddie probe 0
Scroat 14.06.12 10:29am
Scroat
Daily Mail asks: Is this cellulite on ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?

After analysing a previously undiscovered picture of Jesus, on the beach with his extended family, experts hired by the Daily Mail have uncovered evidence that the bearded, sandal wearing leftie was...

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ronseal 14.06.12 10:26am
Scroat
Nancy Cameron is a little girl, not a description, sources reveal. 1
Thor 14.06.12 9:11am
medici2471
City built on Rock and Roll not structurally sound, say engineers 5
bonjonelson 14.06.12 8:52am
bonjonelson
Spurs pay out £3M compensation - Harry to get about £3M after tax

., (the first of many on the same lines?)...

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Midfield Diamond 14.06.12 8:36am
Midfield Diamond
Government denies new surveillience law will be used...hold on...

..someone at the doorer, back in 15 years...

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Al OPecia 14.06.12 6:55am
Al OPecia
Australian dingo now ‘most likely’ suspect in Maddie abduction, experts claim

A dingo dog, native to Australia, has emerged as the latest suspect in connection with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann from Portugal, according to reports . Detectives working on the McCann...

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Gary Stanton 14.06.12 6:42am
Gary Stanton
DEFRA issue 'Stampede Alert' for Olympic Opening Ceremony 0
FlashArry 13.06.12 11:16pm
FlashArry
End of hosepipe ban stops dilution crisis for Homeopaths

Worried Homeopaths who have been forced to use 'dangerously low' levels of dilution are commending the decision to lift the hosepipe ban in areas of the UK. Many experts have recently voiced their...

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charlies_hat 13.06.12 11:14pm
FlashArry
Teacher suspended for inspiring students to greatness

A teacher in South London has been suspended after pupils left a class with more knowledge than they went in with. The headteacher has condemned the poor judgement of the experienced member of the...

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kga6 13.06.12 11:04pm
RickH
Danny Boyle admits inclusion of abattoir may have been a step to far

More to follow...

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Julian 13.06.12 10:43pm
Danny
Danny Boyle Ha Ha Ha

More literary allusions soon...

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Scroat 13.06.12 10:10pm
Duff
Bitch arrested for littering 0
Smart Alex 13.06.12 10:04pm
Smart Alex