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Vince Cable delighted to be chosen for Buenos Aires leg of Olympic torch relay 0
ianslat 20.03.12 11:07am
ianslat
Man plunges to earth in cloud computing mishap

A recently qualified software developer fell to his death during what was his first solo cloud computing session. It is understood that he had recently passed all the tests required to obtain a cloud...

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weematt 20.03.12 10:30am
weematt
Road Privatisation begins as M60 Junction 7 is signposted "For Sale". 1
seymour totti 20.03.12 9:32am
wallster
China's phone network crashes. Dumb SIMs to blame 1
weematt 20.03.12 9:13am
Haywood Manley
Schoolchildren complain after field trip turns out to be trip to field 1
Stan 20.03.12 9:07am
Golgo13
Barry Humphries retires Dame Edna: "I didn't want the act to drag on any more" 0
simonjmr 20.03.12 9:02am
simonjmr
Muamba to quit professional football - claims his heart isn't in it.

Just to divert the flack from roybland for a while!...

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bonjonelson 20.03.12 8:44am
bonjonelson
Olympic torch route to become one massive toll road.

Olympic torch bearers were shocked and disgusted to discover the high cost of their participation when every road along the route becomes a toll road for the duration of the event. "I was looking...

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Boutros 20.03.12 1:18am
Boutros
Affable Stoner Hedge Fund Corners World Markets in Pickled Onion Monster Munch 0
thisisall1word 20.03.12 1:10am
thisisall1word
FILTHY RICH! Toffs found to have large carbon footprints 0
weematt 19.03.12 11:13pm
weematt
Relaxation of Sunday trading law builds on 'late-night opening' riots of 2011

Chancellor George Osborne has announced plans for shops to open longer during the Olympics. In an interview on the Andrew Marr show he said: "last summer we saw a huge demand for late night shopping...

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Mandy Lifeboat 19.03.12 8:58pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Muamba sits up, waves imaginary red card 0
Drylaw 19.03.12 8:28pm
Drylaw
Road to Hell to be privatised.

As price of 'good intentions' paving stones rises...

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Ian Searle 19.03.12 7:39pm
Ian Searle
President calling for less tolerant society horrified by less tolerant society 0
Mandy Lifeboat 19.03.12 7:39pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Olympic torch relay to visit Buncefield oil storage terminal ...

no more soon...

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Kramaring 19.03.12 7:23pm
dvo4fun
Three billie goats gruff first to bid for Troll Road contract

more later...

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dvo4fun 19.03.12 7:03pm
dvo4fun
Argentinian Universities minister's visit to IOW fuels friction

Argentina has further fuelled controversy and has been accused of "illegally increasing it's military presence on the Isle of Wight". La Isla Blanca (as it is know by the Argentinians), has been for...

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simonjmr 19.03.12 6:41pm
dvo4fun
Osborne plans two headed coins. Intended to reduce financial uncertainty.

Chancellor George Osborne in his budget will announce a plan for the introduction of two headed coins. "These are times of great financial uncertainty " said Chancellor Osborne "Some critics have...

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weematt 19.03.12 5:53pm
weematt
Anger in American cocaine community as poor, defenceless cocaine stuffed up arse

The American cocaine community has expressed it's anger today over the harrowing story of a poor, defenceless key of cocaine that was forced into a person's rectum and sent on a 15 hour trip from...

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AllThisYoghurt 19.03.12 5:09pm
AllThisYoghurt
iPad 3 to feature 'I've got an iPad 3' t-shirt and mug

Details are emerging for Apple's much-anticipated iPad 3, which promises to fundamentally change the way people think about their iPad 2. With record pre-orders from people who don't care what it...

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19.03.12 5:02pm
SpankyMonkey
Hague in Scottish Falkland Islands gaff

Foreign Secretary William Hague was humiliated in front of a class of 10 year-olds today when he failed to find the Falkland Islands on a map of the world. Teacher Mrs Fiona Bedlam explained....

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medici2471 19.03.12 4:14pm
Not Amused
Ed Balls revealed as Frankie Howerd's secret love child 0
nostra da mouse 19.03.12 4:08pm
nostra da mouse
Scotland to vote on independence from 6 Nations. 4
Griffin 19.03.12 3:36pm
simonjmr
Cardiologist arrested

more later...

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dvo4fun 19.03.12 3:33pm
weematt
Rangers latest: Bidders withdraw, turn their attention to Kilmarnock

(In case no-one noticed, Killie beat Celtic to win a cup on Sunday)...

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weematt 19.03.12 3:29pm
weematt
Osbourne to quaff Krug during "budget for the working man"

George Osbourne is widely expected to use his prerogative as Chancellor to enjoy a bottle of 1996 Krug [i]Clos du Mesnil[/i] Champagne as he delivers the annual budget speech on Wednesday. With many...

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grumblechops 19.03.12 3:21pm
grumblechops
Millets' rescue plan 'will be intense'

more later err is that my coat over there?...

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dvo4fun 19.03.12 3:14pm
dvo4fun
Downing Street to become a toll road

The Government has unveiled plans to increase private investment in Britain’s road network, starting with the introduction of a toll for MPs, visiting foreign leaders and other political road-users...

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Long Distance Clara 19.03.12 3:12pm
Sinnick
Iron Lady’s “Pay Cut Joy” is no laughing matter

Margaret Thatcher’s euphoria over leaked Budget plans, to freeze or reduce public sector pay, has affected her bipolar disorder, according to Sir Mark Thatcher. “Whilst bipolar disorder does...

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dvo4fun 19.03.12 2:42pm
dvo4fun
New law requires 50% of all Newsbiscuit posts to be written by women 8
quango 19.03.12 2:31pm
kimllfixit