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Cash-starved Pentagon threaten to invade English people's personal space in 2011 0
Skylarking 3 years
Mini return of the Office as David Brent makes embarrassing hash of TV speech. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Twitchers anticipate best year yet for naturalist spotting. 0
Sirohada 3 years

Twitchers and amateur nature lovers are gearing-up for what promises to be a bumper year for spotting native and alien naturalists., Tony Henge, of the Royal Society for the Protection of...

Government announces mimimum price for alcohol in parliamentary bars 0
Waggys Dog 3 years

David Cameron has announced that MPs and members of the House of Lords will in future have to pay the full price of alcohol and food in parliament. The move is designed to address the health of...

Government to rethink minimum price of booze. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Tesco, ASDA, and Sainsburys warned today that if they had to charge more for alcohol, they would have to compensate by selling junk food at below cost price., "It's the law of unintended...

Goldsmith admits serving as Blair’s Attorney-General had left him ‘comfortable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gangs of ruthless Labour activists 'grooming' vulnerable Liberal Democrats... 1
victory V 3 years

It has emerged that well-organised gangs of Labour activists have been grooming vulnerable Liberal-Democrats with promises of power, responsibility and (possibly) a seat in the front of the car on...

‘The King’s Speech’ receives 14 BAFTA n-n-n-n-nominations 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chris Moyles proposes to Ex girlfriend of 8 years ,after realising there wasn't 0
melody 3 years

anyone better after all...

Cameron still waiting for appointment to discuss reforms with GPs 1
ianslat 3 years

David Cameron has today hit back at critics who say that his NHS reforms are being pushed through without adequate consultation with GPs, saying ‘I’ve been trying to get an appointment to discuss...

Miliband's Constant Approach to Lib Dem Voters Actually Cry For Fathers Love 1
thisisall1word 3 years

Psychologists have warned that Leader of the opposition, Ed Miliband's constant seeking of approval from Lib Dem voters could stem from a subconscious feeling of childhood rejection. Fairly...

Murray adopts flawed Henman strategy: wait until the good players have retired. 3
Doylem 3 years
93 yo Man Hailed As National Treasure For Having No Idea Who Victoria Beckham Is 0
Textbook 3 years

David Cameron personally arrived in Halifax today to congratulate 93 year old former carpenter George Salby and proclaim him a national treasure. Salby recently shot to fame after discussion with...

Canoe Man considering move to Shit Creek... 0
Doylem 3 years

Daniel Pickhill, of local estate agent, Pickhill & Son, is pleased to see that John Darwin, recently released from Moorland Prison, is house-hunting in the Shit Creek area. “Despite the name,...

Seven Pillars of Delusion 0
arflaethel 3 years

Seven Pillars of Delusion: A Pratfall is the autobiographical account of the experiences of self-appointed Cyber Prophet-of-Doom Evgeny Morozov ("Evgeny of Arabia"), while serving as a liaison...

Canoe Man fakes own re-appearance; John Darwin still banged up in cell block C. 0
Doylem 3 years
Goldman Sachs now in charge of Tunisian central bank 1
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

..worse than Ben Ali. More soon...

Parents of Murdered Black Teenger Thank Media for Keeping Story Front Page News 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Charity targets teenage sex trafficking... 4
Doylem 3 years

“Young white girls are increasingly being groomed for the sex trade”, said Sally Carstairs, CEO of Barnados, “often by gangs of Asian men who, as Jack Straw has said, regard these vulnerable...

Famous internet site lifts news from everywhere, adds hyperbole to shit stories 0
melody 3 years

Who is it ?...

Goodwillie given bail on condition that bad willy complies with curfew. 0
Jammydodgers 3 years
Study finds most people incapable of uni-tasking 5
Dumbnews 3 years
"Our next contestant is David Beamish." 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"What is your specialist subject?", "Administration of the House of Lords.", "You have two minutes on administration of the House of Lords. Your time starts now.", <Ding>...

Baby Doc plans new operations in Haiti 0
melody 3 years
Die hard Atheist turns religious , 0
melody 3 years

Evangelist on Spit.It's what God would have wanted ...

GPs take revenge for NHS reforms by sending patients to constituency surgeries. 2
deskpilot3 3 years
babys to be weaned of breasts by fathers on paternety leave 0
4ty2 3 years

Royal college of midwifes to suggest even earlier changeover to formula food and solids is required to give husbands a fair share in the baby bonding holiday. Otherwise the paternety leave scheme...

Government urged to tackle 'passive thinking' 9
arflaethel 3 years

The Government must tackle the damaging effects of "passive thinking" The call comes as the Home Office considers plans to overhaul common law in a bid to crack down on binge thinking. Binge...

sorry had to pull this sub because 12
Trickster 3 years

it was crap :)))...

Comedian Critisied For Making Fun of People. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The sound of fragile egos crumbling into dust was soon turned into wrath when a comedian insisted on giving a 'warts n all' introduction to a Gala event...