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Emperor Hadrian bans fancy dress day at Colosseum 6
Oxbridge 4 years

The divine Emperor Hadrian has issued an official decree, under which the wearing of outlandish costumes during gladiatorial contests at Rome’s Colosseum will no longer be permitted, starting with...

Foxtrot, Tango: Zulu Victor 0
nickb 4 years

African is new ballroom dance champ...

FBI warn James Murdoch that ‘bagsy not me’ defence won’t work in Federal Court. 1
Corrigan 4 years

Federal agents have cautioned News Corp. chief James Murdoch that the famous British and Australian custom of ‘bagsy’ will not act as a credible claim to immunity if he is to stand trial in...

Britain's favourite rape joke revealed 2
Christopher Frost 4 years

The results of Britain’s Favourite Rape Joke 2011 were announced last night, with Jack Tweed’s 2010 acquittal topping the poll. Organiser Peter Phillips explained why the joke is so effective:...

Lord Sugar to be promoted to Baron Splenda after diabetes diagnosis 0
nickb 4 years

Billionaire businessman Lord Sugar has pulled it off again, this time making a triumph out of a potential medical tragedy. Diagnosed this week with diabetes at the same time as being awarded a...

Consternation as alien civilization announces "War on Terra" 0
JohnA 4 years
Amy Winehouse joins S Club 27 1
bonjonelson 4 years
ITV buy back 'South Bank Show' from Sky Arts: Paddy McGuinness to host. 0
Corrigan 4 years

No likey Simon Russell Beale in the new production of 'The Tempest' at the Donmar Warehouse no lighty...

Britain's condom drought draws attention away from East Africa 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Doherty sues Winehouse estate: 'She promised I could go first' he complains 0
SpankyMonkey 4 years
Amy Winehouse funeral latest: Worms to go to "rehab" 1
thackaray 4 years
The Forever 27 club admits first member since 1994 1
simonjmr 4 years

Members complain about decline in standards...

Thomas and the Naughty Fat Controller's Panzer Lokomotiv 7
4 years

The sun was shining on Sodor Island and Thomas had just finished rolling in late to his last station of the day. "Peep Peep!" said Thomas. "Another adequate day's work done. I'm off to my shed to get...

Price of Class A drugs set to fall after sudden increase in supply 0
simonjmr 4 years
Guardian reports tragic death of PG Wodehouse 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Amy Someone died before she got old 0
greg various 4 years

Rehab might have been the better option says fan...

Amy Winehouse dead, hunt on for lucky person who had 23rd of July in sweepstake. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
Elton John to rerelease candle under the spoon 3
4 years
Dorset Knobs to replace silica gel as environmentally friendly desiccant 3
writinginbsl 4 years
Nick Clegg's sponsored silence enters 47th day... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Just because you aren't saying anything any more doesn't mean that we have forgiven you or that we like you. What's that? Eh? Speak up, O spineless one...

Prince Philip: "I've never even heard of Amy Winehouse." 2
rikkor 4 years
Giant wooden horse found outside gates of Bundesbank office. 1
Corrigan 4 years

'It's nothing to do with us,' says Greek ambassador...

Fifa bans Mohamed Bin Hammam for trying to buy votes Blatter already paid for. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Joining 27 club not as good as joining S Club. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Health Boss Lansley:- "Will only fund 10 out of '12 Step rehab'. treatment." 2
dvo4fun 4 years

"10 steps must surely be enough for anyone" claimed Health Secretary and M.P. for South Cambridgeshire Andrew Lansly in a Radio 4 'Today interview this morning. He signalled 'significant changes' to...

Earnest ethical tourists 'in it for the long haul' 11
4 years

As the holiday season approaches, environmental campaigners are urging travellers to 'go the extra mile' to find an ethical vacation. And with so many 'carbon aware' holidays just a 12-hour flight...

Liquid nitrogen pooper scooper will make job twice as hard, says council 5
f0zz 4 years
No cause for financial alarm, Obama tells nation via Justin.TV 0
f0zz 4 years

The US president last night tried to play down fears of impending 'economic meltdown' from a stuttery video address in a small corner of the nations' internet browsers. Bemused Americans watched...

New coffin desk to revolutionise 'dying on the job' 3
Dick Everyman 4 years

The world’s first coffin desk is to be launched at Earls Court this September at 100% Design, the UK’s leading contemporary design show. With the rise in the retirement age the desk has been...

Critical reassessment says: Van Gogh was crap. 13
Corrigan 4 years

After recent reappraisal of the work of Dutch Post-Impressionist painter Vincent Van Gough, senior figures in the word of art criticism and academia have concluded that his work was not as...