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Balls leak delights fans of double entendre 9
pthr 4 years

Lovers of risqué puns could barely contain their delight today as the Ed Balls scandal continued to simmer. Guffaws were heard when Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, refused to be blamed for...

Ryan Giggs retires from football, starts acting on "Pobol y cwm" on S4C 0
JohnA 4 years

"Although we don't understand his Welsh, we do understand his body language" says TV producers...

Group Of Drunken Bankers (No Brucie) Let Cat Out Of The Bag.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

By coming up with the slogan, "Nice to fleece you, to fleece you, nice."...

Bunny born without ears near Fukushima plant isn't worried as he doesn't watchTV 0
doggone 4 years
Crew Of "SS Aston Villa" Start To Abandon Ship..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.As local supporting pirates try a take-over., "It's us lads who'll choose the next team leader,OK!"...

Volvo fears irreparable brand damage after Brown-Blair feud revelations 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Giggs 'wrecking image of sheep-loving Welsh' 6
FraserWords 4 years

Football love rat Ryan Giggs is tarnishing the image of his native Wales, said campaigners yesterday., MP Ron Bonkers fumed: “We’ve spent decades carefully building up a comedy image of Welsh...

Tories To Launch New Home Heating Policy For Pensioners And Low Earners..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.A box of matches. "And make them last all winter! OK?"...

Archbishop of Canterbury attacks Arsène Wenger for lack of "killer touch" 3
pthr 4 years

Dr Rowan Williams, no stranger to controversy, has attacked Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger for his overuse of foreign players and lack of "killer touch". Wenger played down claims that the...

Labour plotters could u more terror strikes as cover for next bout of infighting 0
ronseal 4 years

A crack team of spin doctors and smear merchants is understood to have landed in Westminster and gone underground, ready to spring into action on the date of the next terror atrocity. These elite...

UK film censors ban The Very Hungry Caterpillar 15
Ludicity 4 years

Following their ban on The Human Centipede 2, the British Board of Film Classification have now refused a certificate to The Very Hungry Caterpillar, due to what they describe as ‘shocking images...

Beelzebub furious at Church of England over "Cassock lifters" 1
arnied 4 years

Beelzebub was quoted as "not being amused" at the ordination of gay bishops within the Church of England. While rotating his head and performing huge projectile vomits he growled "That Runcie needs...

Roxette release updated 80's hit, "She had the look" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Error by Utah school board means Salt Lake City kids to study Norman Wisdom. 2
dominic_mcg 4 years
Blair: "Brown used Balls to put pressure on me" 2
pthr 4 years
Gove expects to be cleared of Balls leak, blames spilled drink 0
pthr 4 years
BBC ageism row: 'Philip's age blatantly discussed during interview' 3
4 years

Fiona Bruce was facing disciplinary action last night, after allegedly breaking new 'ageism' rules. The 'Default Retirement Age' was phased out in April this year. But that didn't prevent Ms Bruce...

Celebrity Scrapheap Challenge to Rebuild Celebreties 0
Quaz 4 years

Channel four have announced a series of “Celebrity Scrapheap Challenge” shows in which two teams of PR experts, plastic surgeons, and makeup artists will be let loose on “The scrap yard of...

Drought notices for East Anglia. Drowt notices for Norfolk 2
4 years
Prince Philip shows off birthday suit, Queen not amused. 1
DiY 4 years
Palin emails: number of chimps needed to type Shakespeare revised down 0
4 years

I done loved the gun you brunged me, it shoots bears real swell...

Balls denies siding with a cock to fuck an arsehole. 3
SingingHinny 4 years

More Team America:World Police soon...

Stephen Fry bemused at reaction to his renaming Dam Buster dog 'Spit' 0
pinxit 4 years
Chief Druid slams ‘unelected coalition’ of the Holy Trinity 0
Des and Stan 4 years

Britain’s self-styled Chief Druid, Arthur Pendragon today criticised what he called the unelected coalition of the Holy Trinity. Speaking from his Stonehenge HQ he said that the human race was...

Distraught Katie Price says her breast-reduction op has gone 'tits up' 1
pinxit 4 years
Facebook recognition software discovers Lord Lucan 1
jp1885 4 years

90% of dissolute aristocrats with massive gambling debts and who have have murdered one of the staff before buggering orf to South Africa won’t post this as their status...

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4 years
Ofqual: Only 17% of exam papers have misstakes; the other 86% is fine 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
Ryanair denies transparency over cost of a ticket 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

Michael O’Leary, chief executive of Ryanair has emphatically denied that the airline has started to make its online charges “less frightening” for customers following investigations by the...

Dress like Prince Philip and say what you bloody like, says costume inventor 1
ronseal 4 years

A new Prince Philip fancy dress costume, that gives the wearer the power to say what the hell they like, has become the UK's best selling fashion item. [HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME TO FINISH THIS. PERHAPS...