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Filey Scarecrow Festival Passes Off Without Trouble 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 4 years

Community leaders expressed relief as the town’s annual Scarecrow Festival came to a close yesterday with no reports of trouble. There had been threats to cancel the event after outbreaks of bad...

Mrs Boycott called up for India ODI squad 6
Gerontius 4 years

Indian selectors, still smarting from a 4-0 drubbing in the recent Test series against England have answered criticism from supporters back home by including veteran Yorkshire all-rounder Mrs Hilda...

'Now Prime Minister Japan I am' claims Noda 0
Ostsee 4 years
Every Little Helps World Domination 0
Glib Hemingway 4 years

For the purposes of not naming names, the following theory discusses a hypothetical supermarket chain. Let us call it, ‘Tesbury’s’. It’s often said that stores like Tesbury’s want to...

Athletics World Championship: Bolt screws up. 3
dvo4fun 4 years

More soon on this thread I'll get my track suit...

'I 8-2 be an Arsenal fan at the moment' says comedian Alan Davies. 4
martin2381 4 years
Psoriasis of the penis linked to decreased stroke risk 5
4 years
RNLI in debt after Joss Bay fund raising event. 0
writinginbsl 4 years

Onlookers shocked as a grandmother is found legless at Bridlington theme park 0
writinginbsl 4 years

I am actually ashamed of myself, I suppose there will be some kind of knee jerk reaction now...

Al-Magrahi to be brought back to UK before end of transfer window, says Wenger. 3
dominic_mcg 4 years
Pay frozen for second consecutive year at Birds Eye. 1
spoole2112 4 years
Usain't. 1
malgor 4 years
Arsene Wenger on defeat: "We'll have 2-8 and see what happens next." 0
martin2381 4 years
Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear., "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric...

Wenger Heads For Saint Helena Island.... 2
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..As trail of pigsick is discovered, stretching from Manchester to Highbury...

Computer programmer's shame on confessing to never having seen 'The Matrix' 0
Midnight Dreary 4 years

The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never...

New York is not swept away by Irene. Some people are relieved. 1
Ostsee 4 years
England cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

The contents of a private diary found at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles...

Bolt shoots his. 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Librarian furious about loud noise at the Reading Festival 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Leicester Kebab Shop Blast; Curry Sauce 'Not Excluded' As Cause 0
Mrblacker 4 years
UK sends experts to help New York cope with wet windy Bank Holiday weather. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
McDonald's Staff to be issued with "Do Not Disturb" uniforms 2
cuckoowatoo 4 years

A row has broken out over a fast food chain’s decision to give staff ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear to prevent customers from speaking to them. The staff will wear the bright red tabards...

Politician announces bold plan to reduce corruption by 10 percent 1
Dumbnews 4 years
'Starter's gun was late' claims athlete. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Tip now to be included in bill, however patrons may subtract for bad service 0
Dumbnews 4 years
SAS hunting for Wenger, pledge to bring him to account. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Media Think Tank Dubs Formula 1 Dull As Dishwater 2
Duff 4 years

A leading media think tank has dubbed F1 "dull as dishwater", much to the annoyance of its pint-sized supremo, Bernie Ecclestone. The popular media money-spinner was studied in-depth over the last...

Middlesex Man Is Sectioned After Typing 'LOL' On Blackberry 2
Duff 4 years

David Payne, a forty-three year old Air Traffic Controller from Hayes Middlesex, is believed to be the first person in England to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and is being held in...

Air show to feature new manned drones 0
Dumbnews 4 years