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Greece votes to completely stop spending money.

The world political stage was still reeling this morning after Greece's shock decision to stand completely still and avoid consuming anything until the debt crisis is over. Under unprecedented...

The Masked Frog 18.06.12 12:13pm
The Masked Frog
Church of England outsource gift shops to the Jesus and Mary chain 3
Scronnyglonkle 18.06.12 11:10am
Cameron: “They could have had the Falklands, not now”

David Cameron has announced today that he has changed his change of mind over the sovereignty of the brave Falkland Islands, after the brutal attack of Argentinean David Nalbandian on linesman Andrew...

Lucy4 18.06.12 9:17am
David Nalbandian to record cover of A Tribe Called Quest's "Can I kick it"

Yes he can More soon...

simonjmr 18.06.12 9:11am
Greece helps lubricate world economy. Turkey to feed world. 0
Nick McCarr 18.06.12 8:44am
Nick McCarr
Dad spoilt rotten on Father's day with a trip to the tip and mowing the lawn 0
simonjmr 18.06.12 8:40am
Greece elects ‘No Democracy’ Party to dismantle democracy. 0
Thor 18.06.12 8:02am
Future England managers to step down just 'a few weeks' before future tounuments

FA chairman David Bernstein has revealed that in the weeks running up to major international tounuments, England managers will step down from their roles and subsequently cause havoc in choosing a...

OllieChilton 18.06.12 12:31am
England prepares for Euro 2012 victory celebrations after winning a match

England prepares Euro 2012 victory celebrations after winning a match...

Mark Gregory 17.06.12 9:01pm
Mark Gregory
'Stick it up ya junta' Sun reporter tells Nalbandian.

Evil Argie cheat David Nalbandian made an early 'exocet' from the Queens tennis tournament final today after viciously attacking a British match official. The umpire had no choice but to disqualify...

MADJEZ 17.06.12 7:57pm
Potato Waffle sales soar due to product placement on ITV Euro's pundit chairs 0
charlies_hat 17.06.12 7:38pm
Weight Watchers website to use low calorie Cookies. 4
Zen 17.06.12 6:35pm
Garden centre chain decides to reintroduce plants for sale section

A spokesman for Greenfingers Garden centres, who own 20 garden centres said that they were going to revamp all of their centres. This comes after it was noted that they no longer had any plants. ...

tonyhill 17.06.12 6:10pm
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Duckworth Lewis Method To Be Used For Euro 2012 Knockout Stages

In a surprise move, UEFA President Michel Platini has announced plans to use cricket's Duckworth Lewis method to determine the Euro 2012 knockout stages. "We've had to face facts," said Platini,...

custard cream 17.06.12 4:12pm
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Nalbandian strikes first blow in renewed Falklands conflict. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.06.12 4:12pm
Al OPecia
Rodney King found dead in swimming pool. Police say he fell down the stairs. 0
dominic_mcg 17.06.12 3:33pm
Greeks vote for another general election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.06.12 3:12pm
Broken Britain Forgets Austerity Woes And Rejoices As Colour Trooped.

We are much amus'd...

Duff 17.06.12 1:35pm
Cowell And Kyle Are Big Winners As "Bone Idle" To Top Autumn Schedules

ITV says it's feeling quietly confident today following what it's describing as "very positive reaction" to its new primetime offering [i]Bone Idle[/i] The new collaboration between two of the...

Duff 17.06.12 1:24pm
Andy Murray delighted with 2nd Place in Queen's club opening round 1
seymour totti 17.06.12 12:27pm
Pirate Captain Jeremy Hunt says...

"The ministerial code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules" (See Pirates of the Caribbean)...

Quaz 17.06.12 12:23pm
Premier League matches on BT to trial new features

The 38 Premier League matches to be shown on BT from next season are set to include a series of new features both on and off the pitch. On the pitch innovation include team managers having to phone...

Mandy Lifeboat 17.06.12 12:21pm
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Takeaway ordered by ISS crew finally arrives 0
Haywood Manley 17.06.12 11:28am
Haywood Manley
Swedish spy steals Englands tactics. Hodgson 'We had tactics ?' 0
MADJEZ 17.06.12 10:33am
China condemned for launching woman into space

China is again at the centre of a human rights controversy after inexplicably launching a woman into outer space. It is believed that Liu Yang was found guilty of violating the 'one child' policy...

kga6 17.06.12 9:22am
Lemmy Is Ace Of Bass - It's Official

Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today cock-a-hoop following an unplanned world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever having been officially recognised. The...

Duff 17.06.12 7:51am
Attractive woman wanting sex perplexed why no men respond to her emails 0
Dumbnews 17.06.12 6:11am
Sun journalist stumped after paedophile war-veteran is convicted

A Journalist for the Sun, Michael Brown, was taken to hospital today suffering from nervous exhaustion after being tasked to write a report for the paper about Stephen Hughes, a former member of the...

Corrigan 17.06.12 5:34am
"Rebekah Brooks is a country member," Cameron tells Leveson 2
Scroat 16.06.12 11:28pm
Yorkshireman Fined For Being Friendly On The Tube

Eric Whippets, from Tadcaster somewhere in the north of England was given a one thousand pound fine and bound over to keep the peace for two years earlier today, after being convicted at Marylebone...

Duff 16.06.12 10:00pm