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The Bristol police would like to thank a member of the Newsbiscuit site 0
melody 3 years

for suggesting 2 weeks ago that an Architect did it .We were looking for a guy that was, always trying to draw attention to himself by being ill ,and the man in custody now is Psychoschematic...

Blair memo leaked: 'A good day to bury Andy Coulson' 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Cabinet Secretary’s Block on Memos Forces Chilcot Inquiry to Link to Wikileaks 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Sir John Chilcot, chairman of the Iraq inquiry has expressed his frustration at Cabinet Secretary Sir Gus O’Donnell’s decision not to grant permission for the inquiry to publish private notes...

Policemen 'always ring twice', confirms Scotland Yard. More soon. 4
red 3 years
Darnkess threatened in self cleaning glass strike 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Homes and offices across the UK are being threatened with months of darkness and smears, after talks aimed at breaking a dispute between window installers and glass panels broke down last night. The...

Vatican condemns Burlesconi sex parties, claiming prostitutes not young enough. 1
Boarfunkel 3 years
Stable boy arrested after grooming horses on the internet. 7
deskpilot3 3 years

There's a joke in there somewhere...

Just in....Alan Johnson in family reshuffle, wife out. 0
DiY 3 years
Breaking NEWS Alan Johnson officer facing probe ,offers to clean it first 0
melody 3 years
Alan Johnson quits to spend more time with family 2
mr blue 3 years

Who can't wait to se the back of him...

BBC accused of agesim after Postman Pat replaced by Colin Farrell. 2
SingingHinny 3 years

Industry regulator OFCOM is to investigate the BBC regarding age discrimination after it was alleged that Postman Pat was sacked because the organization deemed him too old for the role. The...

Hopes raised that Alan Johnsons resignation will prompt cousin Boris to follow. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Doctors announce men are susceptible to "beeriods" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Axed Council staff embrace redundancy as chance to set up own council 6
Golgo13 3 years

Losing your job can be devastating, and as the number of unemployed climbs steadily to top 2.5m, more and more people are facing that harsh reality. But instead of focussing on the negative, three...

Hotel Boss Defends Hiring Convicted Killers ,the number of complaints has 3
melody 3 years

dropped dramatically ,there are no problems with the other staff and my kids are a lot better behaved theses days...

The Parliamentary Protection Police Squad Super admits it is the first time 2
melody 3 years

an officer has gone under covers...

police under cover operation out of hands 0
4ty2 3 years

as they hit a deadlock when negotiating with the police union Gayforce. They demand equal assignment rights as it is discrimination if they have to look after a christian oriented polititian as they...

Shadow Cabinet Reshuffle: Johnson's Out, Balls Up. 1
Rapscallion 3 years

More soon._...

Ed Milliband is wondering how can he possibly replace an Inept wanker like 0
melody 3 years

Alan Johnson ,when his live in partner tells him Ed balls is on the line ...

Alan Johnson's wife quits to spend more time with his bodyguard. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
‘Being Shadow chancellor is interfering with my post round’ claims Johnson 1
Gerontius 3 years

Labour’s Shadow chancellor Alan Johnson is to step down from front line politics with immediate effect in order to spend more time doing his post round., Johnson, who has struggled to combine the...

US/China Trade Deal In Jeopardy 0
Textbook 3 years

after Obama's disparaging remarks about the karaoke evening Hu dragged him to...

New Bankers Book of Divination published called the "Ker-Ching". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Obama gives visiting Chinese leader tour of thriving US industry, Walmart 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Autoglass censured for comparing windscreen replacement with world disasters 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a ruling today the Advertising Standards Authority has blocked the latest batch of Autoglass adverts stating that their approach was wildly inappropriate. “Previous radio runs where, for...

Alan Johnson insists" police officers should see every crime victim" 0
melody 3 years

and not give the Victims wife a seeing to...

Heart Surgeons Use Chisels To Craft Andrew Lansley A New Granite Aorta. 0
awriter 3 years

Heart Surgeons Use Chisels To Craft Andrew Lansley A New Granite Aorta. More soon...

Parents Of Underachievers Call For Failure Ceremonies 0
Textbook 3 years

"It's not right is it?" says Shirley Bangs, 35 yo mother of three. "It's just bloody typical of the system here, that they only award and acknowledge those that 'pass'. What about all the poor...

Alan Johnson resigns for no particular reason.... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

pressure builds on Eric Illsley...

Silvio Berlusconi to be neutered 6
Ludicity 3 years

Italy’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is to be taken to a vet to have his testes removed, the Italian government has confirmed. ‘He has become unmanageable,’ said President Giorgio...