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Nadal puts Wimbledon final defeat down to 'wrong type of grass' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
undiscovered Amazonian tribes say 'enough of Cheryl Cole already' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Russian Nuclear Sub surfaces in Tipton canal 2
Dick Everyman 4 years

Ministry of Defence chiefs and British Waterways officials are investigating claims by fishermen that a Russian nuclear submarine surfaced in a Tipton canal during a carp fishing contest last night....

Poundland to get MoD contract 0
roybland 4 years

Poundland is to get future MoD contracts in the biggest cost-cutting exercise of the coalition government.,  , 'This radical shake-up of MoD procurement may raise eyebrows - and possibly hackles,'...

"less is more" insight prompts nationwide GCSE Maths re-mark 0
pere floza 4 years
Satan appoints Tory spin doctor as Coalition Government out performs him 2
Dick Everyman 4 years

Craig Oliver, Head of Communications for Prime Minister, David Cameron has been selected by Satan to run his latest PR and media campaign. Speaking from his office in Hades, Satan said, “I’ve...

Tabloid joy as Strauss-Khan accused of sexual offences in Paris Hilton 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Leonard Cohen cured of misery by lovely Duchess on Canadian tour 3
FraserWords 4 years

Legendary Canadian godfather of gloom Leonard Cohen has been cured of a lifetime’s addiction to miserable songs – thanks to the lovely Duchess of Cambridge., Cohen met the glowing, lovely...

New paper to be launched-Not the News of the World 0
greg various 4 years
NoTW hoping for happy ending to charges of illegally accessing massages 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Removed - Post posting guilt at bad taste!.... 0
charlies_hat 4 years
News of the World's Mystic Meg hacked into DOris Stokes' message system 2
ronseal 4 years

. Doris Stokes is said to be consulting her lawyers, after discovering that many of the messages intended for her were intercepted by the News of the World's Mystic Meg. Attractive brunette Meg,...

MOD find 12 Tomahawk missles behind sofa as they seek £6.3 billion asset loss 0
Basil_B 4 years
Rebekah Brooks tells police she was expecting them 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hornby to launch new model Job Centre 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Met Police say the Olympic security tests will be a pushover 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Duchess fails in attempt to walk across lake to congratulate her husband 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Libyan campaign could last “for years”, unless another target is found 0
virtuallywill 4 years

North Korea counts as 'bigger boys'...

Every time a copy of the NOTW is read a fairy cries 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Hopefully no more later...

Tesco's glazing venture fails after complaints of blue stripes down windows 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Duchess tells Toronto Facebook users that they 'Canada' 0
Mr Payne 4 years
New newspaper 'The Despicable' to hit News Stands 2
Dun Dunkin 4 years

incorporating The Vile and 'The Detestable'. With 'how to crack a mobile phone' supplement...

Ken Clarke extends self defence law to cover stabbing NOTW reporters 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
Leaked 'homeless' report raises spectre of Phil Collins come-back 7
4 years

People with ears have reacted with horror to the news that cuts in housing benefits coulf make up to 40,000 people homeless. The figure, detailed in a leaked letter from Communities Secretary Eric...

Next ice age may wipe out many indigenous species of birds, warn ecologists 4
Griffin 4 years
Pakistan's President, A$if Zardari, downgraded to Mr. 8 Percent 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Hollywood's nepotism outrage after gay actor signed up to play role of gay man 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Burka-wearing woman terrorist asks 'Does my bomb look big in this?' 1
pinxit 4 years
The Independent: Johann Hari interviews Jesus Christ 0
Poecheng 4 years
Friends And Family Forced to Read Man's Terrible Novel 0
Fox100 4 years

The friends and family of Office Junior and alleged writer Nigel Kespis were aghast at receiving a group e-mail with a large attachment of the latest draft of his ongoing novel, [i]The Omega...