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Old Wounds Opened by Tupac's Hologram

The hologram of Biggie Smalls is said to be furious the hologram of Tupac Shakur has beaten him to appearing live. Sources close to the hologram of Smalls fear that history is about to repeat itself;...

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house78 25.04.12 8:47pm
Creative excellence alive and well at Sky as "Pump My Bride" gets commissioned

Creative excellence is alive and well at Sky as "Pump my Bride" gets commissioned. Never before has a tv show combined the panache of Jodie Marsh's "Take Me up the Aisle" with the elan of "Pimp my...

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Crippen 25.04.12 8:39pm
FlashArry
Health experts warn poshness ‘could be hereditary’

Health experts have warned members of the public to be ‘on their guard’ for aristocratic parents and relatives, after discovering such symptoms dramatically increase the chances of contracting...

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25.04.12 8:10pm
Unused hosepipes washed away by floodwaters. 0
Maverick 25.04.12 8:01pm
Maverick
Half hearted attempt at organ transplant doomed to failure 1
Ian Searle 25.04.12 7:20pm
writinginbsl
Jeremy Hult to continue as Cunture Secretary 1
weematt 25.04.12 7:12pm
writinginbsl
Wind farms put endangered combovers at risk, warns Trump 1
cinquecento 25.04.12 7:10pm
writinginbsl
Water companies condemn gardeners using torrential rain to evade hosepipe ban. 1
bonjonelson 25.04.12 7:05pm
writinginbsl
Wind Turbines may be moved by forceful Trump 5
seymour totti 25.04.12 7:01pm
writinginbsl
Chipping Norton voted the town we'd most like to see cluster bombed 0
ronseal 25.04.12 6:51pm
ronseal
Navy in crisis as government introduce hornpipe ban

More to follow...

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apepper 25.04.12 6:14pm
apepper
David Cameron Seen Walking into A Bar

It Hurt! He exclaimed...

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GillsImp 25.04.12 5:21pm
GillsImp
Gordon Brown defied UN resolution with illegal war on News Corp 1
charlies_hat 25.04.12 3:30pm
HenryMJUK
Queen re-opens restored Shoom Nightclub

Her Majesty the Queen has re-opened South London Acid house club, Shoom, after a lengthy restoration project was finally completed earlier this morning. Danny Rampling originally opened the club in...

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Old Hat 25.04.12 2:16pm
Old Hat
Volleyball ogling ban 'unenforceable' admit Olympic bosses

Fwoar soon...

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jp1885 25.04.12 2:16pm
jp1885
After Murdoch Critisism, Fickle UK To Regard Gordon Brown "Worlds Greatest Hero" 0
thisisall1word 25.04.12 2:11pm
thisisall1word
Wolves' Plan B revealed: Shout "Fire" in the main stand 0
Drylaw 25.04.12 2:10pm
Drylaw
Donald Trump to set up Billionaires anti Wind Farm pressure group "Air Peace"

In a bid to thwart the Scottish Executives’ attempt to build a Wind Farm just a couple miles from his luxury golf development “Trumptown” situated on the Aberdeenshire coast, the billionaire...

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Scronnyglonkle 25.04.12 2:07pm
Scronnyglonkle
Economist who bulk-bought salsa and hummus had double-dip obsession

(been done before? Tried a search before posting)...

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Midfield Diamond 25.04.12 1:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Salmond failed to follow through, claims Trump 0
medici2471 25.04.12 1:03pm
medici2471
Pino Grigio shares rally after Evans prescription wobble 0
Scroat 25.04.12 12:23pm
Scroat
Peter Stringfellow flouts hosepipe ban

Ooh matron...

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Scroat 25.04.12 12:14pm
Scroat
Ill-advised drought “accidentally declared by the new kid”

Met Office officials this morning admitted that the declaration of a drought in certain areas of Britain was a basic error, caused by a new employee selecting the wrong option on a weather-reporting...

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kimllfixit 25.04.12 12:13pm
Scroat
Hunt sabotaged 0
charlies_hat 25.04.12 11:36am
charlies_hat
"Hunt gives us Jeremy's a bad name" says TV's Kyle

more after DNA tests...

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Scronnyglonkle 25.04.12 11:03am
Scronnyglonkle
UK returns to 1970s after getting 0.2% shitter in first three months of 2012 0
Old Hat 25.04.12 9:34am
Old Hat
Ben Elton condemned for turning his back on his mockney roots

Ben Elton has been accused of forgetting where he originally pretended to be from, after moving to Australia and becoming a fawning royalist. "He used to pretend he was a south London geezer from...

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ronseal 25.04.12 9:16am
Geoff Shreeves informs the Barcelona team they won't be playing in the final 0
Rootin Tootin 25.04.12 8:58am
Rootin Tootin
James Naughtie to be given retrospective award by Psychic Association

hat tip to medici2471...

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weematt 25.04.12 8:50am
weematt
Barbecue and School Fête ban leads to Hottest Summer on Record 0
acwanaut 25.04.12 8:22am
acwanaut