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|Embarrassment as six trees turn up early for royal wedding||0||
"I'm sure I told them the 29th", says Charles...
|BBC commentary team censured for discussing TrumpDing live on air||0||
||Mr Payne||3 years|
More to come...
|Playstation Identity Thieves Discover Playstation Owners Have No Identity||3||
Unhappy hackers revealed today that there was no point to their stealing the personal data of thousands of pastey faced, black T-shirt wearing 14-34 year old males, because they could barely muster...
|Trump takes on Ding to decide which is the best snooker sound effect. More soon.||0||
|Royal Wedding latest: punters start queueing for 'returns'||0||
"they're restricted view seats luv, on the 'Axis of Evil' pew W37 and 38"...
|Syrian Ambassador off wedding list after admitting Gadaffi is his "plus one"||0||
|President Obama challenges Donald Trump to prove his hair is American...||0||
All I want to know is whether Mr. trump can prove that his hairpiece has American heritage. I think the country wants to know that every fibre on his being is American through and through...
|National economy less important less perceived sexism says angry Lesbedyke||0||
|Jeremy Clarkson and Ryan Giggs have not taken out super-injunctions||6||
||John Wiltshire||3 years|
A TV star and columnist, and a well-known footballer, may or may not have taken out super-injunctions, but even if they have, we cannot know this or give any indication of who they are., The...
|Running repair on towing gear for Royal Carriage causes last minute hitch||0||
|I don't think my wife IS better known than me, retorts Lord Gaga||8||
Lord Gaga has angrily rejected suggestions that his wife, Lady Gaga, is now probably better known than him. 'Does Lady Gaga make the best gentleman's wellingtons in Jermyn Street? No. Was Lady Gaga...
|UNICEF quizzed over blowing donations on Barcelona shirt sponsorship deal||0||
|Kate to give ‘whatevah’ W sign for marriage vow||2||
The recently released order of service has revealed that Britain’s future queen will answer the question ‘will you take William Arthur Philip Louis to be your husband?’ by giving a ‘W’...
|Bereaved family of man who invented autocue 'lost for words'.||6||
||be reasonable||3 years|
|Tickets for Victoria Pendleton's Olympic events sell like fast-selling things||0||
||John Wiltshire||3 years|
The organisers (if that's the right word) of the 2012 Olympics have announced that tickets for Victoria Pendleton's events at the Olympics have sold faster than anything else has ever sold, including...
|'No to AV' campaign regretting celebrity support of Man from Del Monte||1||
|Writing was on the wall for inventor of autocue||2||
|Inventor of autocue to be Monday on buried||1||
|William and Kate confirm they are booked to go on Jeremy Kyle in October.||0||
|Micheal Winner to be appointed Ambassador to Middle East. More soon.||0||
|Obama unable to produce documents making him white.||0||
||Tom Sarvay||4 years|
|New high score set for stealing credit card details...||0||
|Economy seeks super-injunction over sordid 'double dip' rumours||0||
|Sony's 'father of the CD' dies unexpectedly after being smeared with jam||14||
More soon. Only makes sense if you remember the original hype on Tomorrow's World etc where they said these amazing things called CDs would even work after being covered in jam or squeezed through a...
for 21 gun salute as tribute to human cannonball...
|Royal wedding coverage gets "too much" for man in vegetative state||0||
After 5 years in a vegetative state and defying medical opinion, Alfred Mason, 68, woke up in Leeds General Infirmary to tell his family and hospital staff to stop going on about the "bloody" Royal...
|Rival tablet '80 percent shinier' than iPad||0||
IT experts were taken by surprise by the release of an iPad rival from Swarovski Crystal today. The tablet, marketed under the name 'iGlass', is twice the price of the iPad, and considerably more...
|Married men seek super-injunction against royal wedding||1||
Britain’s married men have formally applied for a so-called ‘super-injunction’, in an attempt to prevent the royal wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton from being shown on...
|President Obama releases birth certificate online. Has identity stolen.||1||
More obvious humour soon...
|Dr's warn hackers who read details of PlayStation gamers' lives risk depression||0||
||Ian Searle||4 years|
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