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Chicken In Shell Suit Attacks Miliband 2
Titus 16.08.13 9:13am
New driving rules dubbed "The Audi Tax"

yes it was one off those commutes...

Scronnyglonkle 16.08.13 7:42am
New Fantasy Premier League: teams play for the love of the game, not for money 0
John Wiltshire 16.08.13 7:11am
John Wiltshire
Huge gas reserves discovered in Coalition Pants

Energy analysts have revealed that huge quantities of gas have been found in the pants of Coalition Ministers. They believe the pants of David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Eric Pickles and Vince Cable alone...

Starchy 16.08.13 3:36am
Uri Geller detained in Luton airport after concealing a spoon in his underpants

Following reports of women concealing cutlery in their underwear to avoid forced marriage it has emerged Uri Geller has found a new use for his large spoon collection. Geller claimed he was being...

ChairmanMouth 16.08.13 3:36am
Kelloggs concede “It’s a bad time to launch new ‘Hairy Cornflake’ cereal"... 3
Tripod 15.08.13 9:26pm
Documentary maker faces his toughest challenge; making a film about someone else

Documentary maker Clark Luvvie is facing a far tougher challenge than he ever faced in the ring, on the field or in a TV production development meeting. At the age of just 35, he's been told he has...

ronseal 15.08.13 7:18pm
UKIP considers ‘offensiveness quota’, as they run out of daft things to say... 0
Tripod 15.08.13 5:24pm
Man goes into bank to check balance and falls over 3
John Wiltshire 15.08.13 3:12pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
'Fatbergs' to be removed from charities

Thames Water reports a 'bus-sized lump' sitting on the board of the British Red Cross. The blockage comprised of food fat, wet wipes and a annual salary in excess of £184,000, may have been cutting...

Wrenfoe 15.08.13 3:11pm
Ed Miliband advised to wear Dolce & Gabbana Pour Omelette on future outings 0
sydalg 15.08.13 2:19pm
Wayne Rooney 'keeping his options open' after finally collecting A-Level results

Exactly ten years after sitting his exams, unsettled Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney has finally returned to De La Salle College to collect his A-Level results, to find 'straight A*s'...

Jesus H 15.08.13 2:14pm
Jesus H
Labour leader to appear on Egg Heads. 0
godly1966 15.08.13 2:03pm
110% pass rate in this year's maths A levels 7
Rootin Tootin 15.08.13 1:18pm
John Wiltshire
Study shows amusingly named mining techniques “unlikely to be successful”

A study by Manchester University has shown that mining techniques with amusing names are rarely as successful as ones with serious sounding names. “There was no way Fracking was ever going to gain...

cleggmaniac 15.08.13 1:15pm
Milliband's hair greys and appearance changes following egg incident

Hours after the egg throwing incident Ed Milliband appeared outside labour party headquarters. He emerged looking like almost a completely different man, with greying hair, prominent teeth, an older...

antharrison 15.08.13 12:47pm
Judge says gallows-cheating criminal has "suspension deficit disorder" 1
sydalg 15.08.13 12:41pm
Bear claims he was forced into marmalade smuggling

A bear arrested at a London terminal railway station said he was " coerced"' into smuggling marmalade in small containers into Britain from South America. Arrested as he got off the Heathrow...

nickb 15.08.13 11:53am
John Wiltshire
Woman’s Hour recipes “to become more feminist”

Woman's Hour, Radio 4’s flagship programme for persons of either cake have launched a season of gender-neutral recipes, aimed at the feminist stay-at-home home maker of either sex. “All too...

CulchaVulcha 15.08.13 11:50am
The Great British Takeaway !!

South London Chinese takeaway "Yu Orways Foget" have complained to the Mailshot Regulatory Authority (MRA )after frustrated local residents posted 758 takeaway mailshot leaflets through their letter...

Andrew Mack 15.08.13 11:39am
Andrew Mack
I love biking and I love to bike ! (RIP Mel Smith)

Reduced Boris bike rate announced for Penny Farthing !!...

Andrew Mack 15.08.13 11:33am
Andrew Mack
Shortage of Virgins predicted, as Egypt Martyr toll rises 1
Rowly 15.08.13 11:11am
Plans for wooden aeroplane dismissed as "ply in the sky" 0
sydalg 15.08.13 10:59am
Unemployed Nazi Hunter now working for library overdue fines department

Joseph Golding, a veteran Nazi hunter with over 40 years experience in bringing World War II war criminals to justice, claimed to have ‘found a new lease of life’ following his decision to...

Re Pete 15.08.13 10:40am
Short tempered, forgetful doctor loses patients... 0
Location 15.08.13 10:37am
Castro 'surprised to still be alive', says Mandella 0
medici2471 15.08.13 10:21am
Despite visiting Relate, separated Krakow couple still poles apart 1
Smart Alex 15.08.13 9:16am
Fans Contribute Fund To Buy Poverty-Stricken Simon Cowell A Proper Shirt And Tie 0
Titus 15.08.13 8:45am
Direct link found between a country's average temperature and mental instability 1
medici2471 15.08.13 8:26am
Social workers join politicians in hand-wringing over Egypt

Social workers were quick to join politicians today in hand-wringing over the chaos in Egypt. The head of Social Workers, Maggie Whistance, said:'We love an opportunity to say how terible something...

John Wiltshire 15.08.13 7:59am
John Wiltshire