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Maths teacher struggles with sentence 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 21.06.13 3:49pm
Arthur
Five year old boy "doing well" after operation to remove cynicism

Surgeons in a Leicester hospital have successfully completed the UK's first operation to remove a child's cynicism. The five year old is said to be 'doing well' after the eight hour operation...

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andrewl81 21.06.13 2:44pm
medici2471
Aliens Abandon Abduction After Victim Fails To Prove That They Are Over 16

We're not out of the Forrest yet...

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Titus 21.06.13 2:19pm
Titus
People of Kent offended after Kim Kardashian names her baby North West. 0
Gaz 21.06.13 2:13pm
Gaz
New TV Series "Paintwatch" Abandoned Due To Shortage Of Paint 0
Titus 21.06.13 2:03pm
Titus
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" Asks Burgled Newsagent. 0
Titus 21.06.13 1:58pm
Titus
Enquiry to find out 'how a fool and his money got together' in the first place 1
custard cream 21.06.13 1:16pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Government To Set Up Health Quality Commission Supervisory Board Enquiry Probe

"Quis custodiet, que custodiet custodes?" or whatever that is translated into more sensible latin (any scholars here?): who guards those who guard the guardians?...

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Titus 21.06.13 1:14pm
Titus
1 in 3 female models live in silhouette

Shocking new statistics released by the World Health Organization suggest that one third of all female models are forced to exist in some form of visually obscured format. The trauma of partner and...

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Wrenfoe 21.06.13 1:13pm
sredni vashta
NHS to outsource ambulance service to Domino's pizza delivery

They're faster anyway...

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custard cream 21.06.13 12:58pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Spanish Judge tells Lionel "Your tax accounts are very, very Messi!"

Más pronto...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 21.06.13 12:55pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
GCHQ missed CQC cover up claims QC in GQ 4
Dick Everyman 21.06.13 12:47pm
Dick Everyman
Small rocket scientist takes part time job at NASA 0
custard cream 21.06.13 12:41pm
custard cream
Royal Mail subcontracts postal deliveries to Jehovah's Witnesses

On the basis that they visit every household anyway...

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custard cream 21.06.13 12:35pm
custard cream
4 for speeding? I was expecting a

Neat-o.. OK OK I know it should be [i]fewer[/i]...

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beau-jolly 21.06.13 12:27pm
beau-jolly
Flasher changes mind over retirement, decides to sticks it out for another year 5
custard cream 21.06.13 12:02pm
beau-jolly
Occupy stages London Zoo sit-in. 'We're going to stay all day' says spokesperson

more soon soon soon...

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Skylarking 21.06.13 11:54am
Skylarking
Daily Mail fined £150,000 for accidentally printing the truth. 3
bonjonelson 21.06.13 11:47am
bonjonelson
Obama mistakes Osborne for a soul singer. Osborne mistakes Obama for waiter. 1
Ian Searle 21.06.13 11:25am
sredni vashta
Study: 'third-hand' smoke riskiest for conjoined twins. 1
Lindy Moone 21.06.13 11:07am
Lindy Moone
Brazilians protest Nadal ranking

In Brazil, over a million people are reported to have joined demonstrations against the seeding of Rafael Nadal in this year’s Wimbledon. While many might consider the tennis tournament to be an...

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Wrenfoe 21.06.13 10:57am
Wrenfoe
Wimbledon : Officials practise how quickly they can get covers off THAT JOKE. 0
MADJEZ 21.06.13 10:41am
MADJEZ
Viagra maker faces hard up future as patent comes to completion 0
Cheekychap 21.06.13 10:13am
Cheekychap
Depressive complains of nights drawing in

Dark soon ...

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Arthur 21.06.13 10:13am
Arthur
U.F.O. desk identified.... as a desk. 0
MADJEZ 21.06.13 9:54am
MADJEZ
Scarecrow wins Nobel Prize for being outstanding in its field. 2
godly1966 21.06.13 9:52am
Wrenfoe
Teacher blames his damaged moral compass. Pointless

neat-o-dear...

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Not Amused 21.06.13 9:41am
Not Amused
Teacher to be pressured into sex with an older man. In prison. 0
MADJEZ 21.06.13 8:32am
MADJEZ
Multitasking employees claims he can simultaneously work and sleep 1
Dumbnews 21.06.13 8:17am
Titus
King Harold's death wasn't exactly pointless says historian 1
Dick Everyman 21.06.13 8:15am
Titus