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Bin Laden killed in ‘friendly fire’ incident 2
uddertucker 3 years

The US Military has today confirmed celebrity terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been killed in a friendly fire incident involving US and British forces in Afghanistan., General Mark van Basten told a...

Cloned beef diners give first reviews... 3
Oh Danny Boy 3 years

"Tastes a bit like chicken."...

Ahmadinejad not assassinated again today, boasts Iranian government. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Shropshire villagers in campaign against 'eyesore' poly time-tunnels 8
jp1885 3 years

Residents of the pretty Shropshire village of Irwin-on-the-Allen have vowed to take their fight against the erection of physics-defying polytunnels to the high court, after a local fruit grower was...

Highland Farmer says cloned meat was only sold to the Prison Service.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

and denies that this may have had anything to do with Al-Megrahi's miracle cure of his anal cancer or the transformation of Raoul Moat from a caring family man into a deviant, psychopathic,...

Russian fires: rise in price of bread offset by drop in price of toast 0
jp1885 3 years
Tall people will lead better lives, new research suggests 0
sodhat 3 years

Groundbreaking new research has been released today that purports to prove that taller people will lead ‘better, more productive and happier’ lives. Professor Doolan from the London and Regional...

After World Cup win, Torres relishing challenge of getting Liverpool up to sixth 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Government spokesman says cloned meat "only went on sale in Lidl". 0
FX Man 3 years
Simon Cowell in pre-emptive X Factor backlash backlash 3
Phlegm 3 years

Pop supremo Simon Cowell has attempted to head off any criticism of his pop chart dominance this year by launching a facebook group slamming Rage Against the Machine. The group imaginatively entitled...

Iranian Students claim responsibility for rag week stunt attack on President.. 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

A group of Iranian Students who found some cannabis and got stoned, have appeared on Iranian State TV and claimed responsibility for the attack on the Iranian President's motor-cade. Wanting to...

Cuban wants to buy texas Rangers ,Fidel Castro denys it`s him 0
arrghgarry 3 years


Premier League hopes to set up free schools 0
newbietryer 3 years

No really Exciting, Wayne Rooney, Beckhams, Alex Ferguson, England, WAG lessons, where to start?...

Tramps to be given ‘forlorn look training’ 0
sodhat 3 years

Tramps to be given ‘forlorn look training’ London’s Tramps today got a huge boost with Boris Johnson’s announcement that they would be given free dogs and forlorn look training, in a drive...

Michael Flatley forced to return 20 years of Disability Benefits 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Iranian state TV deny nuclear test failure 0
Erlang 3 years

"no such test had happened", and officials said the blast was caused by a firework. state-run Arabic-language TV channel, reported that the test was set off to cheer up the president, but later...

Minister says Imams should use the term "Obesewah" 0
andhrimnir 3 years
95% of government statistics misleading according to new government statistics 0
newbietryer 3 years

More to follow...

Robert Green to catch a train 0
andy237432 3 years

How ironic...

The Iranian guard have begun questioning the first 0
arrghgarry 3 years

of 8 million suspects...

Man stunned after wearing Crocs to work and recieving no humorous comments. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
BP admits they used a 'satanic cap' to seal the well with human sacrifice. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Tony Haywood...

Tesco introduces exclusive ‘Not Cloned’ meat range 0
newbietryer 3 years

‘New’ range will be marketed alongside fair-trade and organic lines. New shiny packaging will carry a 100% ‘Not Cloned’ guarantee...

Iranian Minister denies 'Attack' 0
Tony Barbet 3 years

From Teheran., Information Minister Ahman Dunbad emphatically denied that there had been an attack on the President's convoy. "I emphatically deny it", he said, adding "it was an innocent firework,...

Radiologists admit if eeryone was like "Bono" there would be no need for 0
arrghgarry 3 years

X ray machines and we`d be out of a job...

Green News: The Coalition bans coal. It's now called The Ition. 0
FX Man 3 years
Lady Gaga admits wearing beige slacks ‘occasionally’ 4
jp1885 3 years

Pop sensation Lady Gaga has admitted that she wears normal cloths, describing her usage as 'occasional'. In an interview with US magazine Vanity Fair, the singer divulged that she dresses in beige...

Vikings celebrate defeating Saxons and say Meatloaf is next for the axe... 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

The recent spate of paranoid schizophrenic rock bands with ancient tribal names holding pitched battles and skirmishes with ancient weapons has escalated today. Belgian rockers, The Vikings routed...

The news of the World discovers an Irishman that did not know that Bono 0
arrghgarry 3 years

is a complete and utter twat . For your perusal ,in case U 2 did not know what a twat he is

Orchards in turmoil, after cloning for centuries revelation. 0
Erlang 3 years

Low tech propogation slips under safety watchdog controls. Supermarkets rush to test DNA of current stocks. Scottish consumers unlikely to be affected...