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Palace issues official reply from Kate: "Fuck off you fat cunt." 5
Boutros 20.02.13 1:53pm
Squudge
FSA knows slightly less than ‘fuck all’ about your pie content.

The FSA have released new data showing exactly what they think they know about meat content in pies*. Ted Davies a spokesman for the under fire organisation said today that there were "some known...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 20.02.13 1:22pm
Audible Minority
Universities apologise over Magdalene scandal

The Vice-Chancellors of both Oxford and Cambridge Universities have today issued joint statements apologising to all the victims of the Magdalene regimes over the decades. "We realise the hurt and...

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jamsieoconnor 20.02.13 1:18pm
jamsieoconnor
Garden divided into quarters 'looking forlorn' 2
Idiot 20.02.13 1:10pm
Squudge
Blue Nun Wine Found To Be 92% Horse Piss

Another major brand has found itself embroiled in controversy as the investigation into horse-products in the food chain continues to deepen. The latest product to be associated with the scandal...

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jamsieoconnor 20.02.13 1:04pm
Squudge
Prosecutor claims artificial wings find shows evidence of Pistorius flight risk 0
medici2471 20.02.13 12:47pm
medici2471
Gas Bills Set To Soar In Near Future!

Fracking Hell!...

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Jesse Bigg 20.02.13 12:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Future of the Red Arrows "up in the air". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.02.13 12:38pm
dominic_mcg
Judge will accept majority verdict on Pryce as most of jury say they wouldn't 0
medici2471 20.02.13 12:27pm
medici2471
Search for buried Spitfires turns to Leicester car-park

Archaeologists searching for buried World War II Spitfires in Burma have turned their attention to a car-park in Leicester., The Spitfires were believed to have been buried by the RAF towards the...

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Gerontius 20.02.13 12:25pm
Lucy4
Store owner mistook robber for super-model

An armed robber who tried to hold up a liquor store in Pretoria was forced to flee empty handed after store owner Jake Crossier mistook the man for a supermodel., The licencee said the robber walked...

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Gerontius 20.02.13 12:24pm
medici2471
Dark Matter 'may just be night-time' think scientists. More soon. 3
malgor 20.02.13 12:23pm
rickwestwell
Pistorius caught by metal detector smuggling legs into prison in body cavity 1
sydalg 20.02.13 11:06am
markburgle
SA police looking for suspect between 5' and 6'5" tall. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 20.02.13 11:04am
beau-jolly
Mid Staffs survivor lost leg but 'glad to be alive'

Speaking from his private hospital bed, Wayne Prosser told reporters of his nightmare experience. “It was horrible, we were all lined up in beds with tubes holding us in place. They would come in...

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lane-avenger 20.02.13 10:36am
lane-avenger
Iain Duncan Smith slams 'gravity cheats'

Thousands of people who falsely claim they can't stay upright without NHS walking sticks, are costing the tax-payer millions of pounds, says work and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith in a speech...

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roybland 20.02.13 10:26am
Username
Britain's Arsenal too weak to compete with Germans 0
Oxbridge 20.02.13 10:14am
Oxbridge
Solution Found to Policing Flag Protest Costs

The issue of policing the protests arising from the removal of the Union Flag in Belfast have taken another turn tonight, as it was announced that, in an effort to raise the much needed funds for...

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ScoobyDont 20.02.13 9:35am
FlashArry
Dyslexic BT boss apologises after winning auction of rights to G4’s music 0
Fred Bear 20.02.13 9:33am
Fred Bear
Long-term unemployed could be used as traffic bollards, claims Ian Duncan Smith

"Those pillar things are more important than physicists."...

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sydalg 20.02.13 9:24am
FlashArry
Inept employee reprimanded for his "can't do" attitude 1
Dumbnews 20.02.13 9:19am
FlashArry
NRA pledge support for Pistorius : Defence admit case "now unwinnable" 0
FlashArry 20.02.13 9:16am
FlashArry
Tech Review - New iPhone to adjust user volume

The latest iPhone has been announced with a number of features to adjust both ringtone and user volume according to the surroundings. A novel app now allows for an airbag to be deployed when the...

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Squudge 19.02.13 10:49pm
Squudge
Eiderdown pillows "found to contain horsefeathers". More soon.

One for you Marx fans out there...

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Al OPecia 19.02.13 10:45pm
Squudge
Cameron brushes off Mantel piece. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 19.02.13 10:09pm
Al OPecia
Presumed-Lost World War II Bomber Finally Returns From Mission

Descendants of the families of an American B-24 Liberator crew were “confused and delighted” to hear that their ancestors had yesterday returned safely from a mission thought to have concluded in...

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markburgle 19.02.13 9:31pm
Squudge
Defence rethink as judge shown Pistorius bathroom door.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-o7BBEWNWvr0/T3Cuwh6e0pI/AAAAAAAAQXw/pmK509IPVQ0/s640/DSC_0028_2.JPG...

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MADJEZ 19.02.13 8:43pm
MADJEZ
Irish PM apologises over laundry. Promises to use Vanish in his wash next time. 0
MADJEZ 19.02.13 8:32pm
MADJEZ
Derek Batey found dead in soundproof booth wearing headphones. Wife suspected. 0
MADJEZ 19.02.13 8:29pm
MADJEZ
Relief as Findus announces it "only used rocking-horse parts" in products 0
sydalg 19.02.13 8:22pm
sydalg