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Clegg apology - Cameron responds: "Actually this IS easy - I'm not sorry at all"

more apologies soon. or probably not...

Sir Lupus 20.09.12 9:11pm
Sir Lupus
Pregnant Camp Bastion soldier "a modern day Mary" 0
quango 20.09.12 9:07pm
Amish youths embrace Mullet haircuts. 1
Queen of Tarts 20.09.12 9:05pm
Tighter Scissor and Comb Controls Urged After Amish Hate Crimes

Anti Scissor and Comb activists in the United States are asking for stricter controls on the sales of scissors, combs and clippers after 16 Amish men were found guilty of hate crimes for forcibly...

20.09.12 8:57pm
Soldier blames pregnancy on “friendly fire... and a bearskin rug”... 0
Tripod 20.09.12 7:28pm
The Magic Eyeball,by John OFarrell.

A hillarious thow true autobiography of Newsbiscuit founder John O Farrels early years,written by yes by me, Lobstoper Rampa aka John O Farrel.A fact full no holds barred of how I was kidnapped from...

Lobstoper Rampa 20.09.12 7:00pm
Outcry after French magazine publishes topless Mohammed photos 0
bonjonelson 20.09.12 6:58pm
Everyone is going crazy

over Sainsburys new controversial express pay as you go sexbots.Excited men are cueing around the block to try out the new sexbots,a pilot project being held in one of their popular north London...

Emma Royd 20.09.12 6:27pm
‘Football seems all right to us' insist gay community

Typical match day for Derren and Marcus, two die-hard United fans 7:00am: Derren is woken by his ‘Red Devils’ alarm clock - a good luck present from his mate Marcus on the opening day of the...

Gerontius 20.09.12 6:01pm
Promenade Visitors Entertained By Obese Scottish Family Rushing To Catch Tram

Day-trippers to Blackpool were yesterday still laughing out loud after recounting the hilarious sight of a family of four obese visitors from Glasgow desperately shuffling in vain to board a tram...

20.09.12 4:10pm
Nick Clegg duets with Ed Balls on “Je ne regrette rien” remix

.. congratulations to The Poke...

20.09.12 3:56pm
Bruce Springsteen buys Olympic White Elephant for daughter

The London 2012 Legacy commitee have today announced the sale of the Olympic stadium to the singer Bruce Springsteen, who has bought the site for the sole use of his daughter Jessica. ‘She has...

charlies_hat 20.09.12 3:35pm
Homeware shop that has not changed in 115 years closes down due to "technology"

A homewares shop that has not changed since it opened 115 years ago has closed down after claiming it was beaten by ‘technology’. The Period House Shop in Warwick, Warwickshire survived through...

20.09.12 3:32pm
Mark Duggan had no gun in his trousers, but was 'just pleased to see policeman' 0
charlies_hat 20.09.12 3:20pm
Ofcom declares Sky 'fit and proper' to buy up and rebroadcast old US TV dramas 0
Skylarking 20.09.12 2:52pm
Inspector kintama tells Japaneseman who cooked and sold his penis,testicles and

scrotum to diners,expect a grilling...

burnmybridges 20.09.12 2:21pm
Bruce Springsteen not crowdsurfing: “I just needed a lie-down”, Boss said... 0
Tripod 20.09.12 1:54pm
"My ass sweeter than Pippa's" claims smitten donkey-lover 0
FlashArry 20.09.12 12:49pm
Culls suspended as more badgers embrace Islam 0
FlashArry 20.09.12 12:45pm
Clegg's 'broken Pledge' leaves Downing Street tables unpolished 7
Perks 20.09.12 12:34pm
Who is Wayne King?

hello,Im new here,Im Nepalese,and Ive just started my first ever job in a stock brokers in the City,and Im finding it rather intimidating working in a nearly all male inviroment and not knowing who...

Emma Royd 20.09.12 12:32pm
Rally driver admits he has no idea what co-driver is talking about

Top British rally driver, Mark Fisher, has found himself at the centre of a police and FIA investigation following a number of shocking admissions made by him in his recently published autobiography,...

jamsieoconnor 20.09.12 9:09am
Fuck me

all this sitting on these hard office chairs is agony....

Emma Royd 20.09.12 9:02am
iOS 6 will enable men to perform oral sex on themselves, claims Apple

More follows...

DustyBinLaden 20.09.12 9:00am
Tories seeking Kinder Egg rebrand to Harsher Eggs for Conference launch 0
simonjmr 20.09.12 8:53am
Speaking clock to be re-recorded with the voice of E.L. Wisty 1
DustyBinLaden 20.09.12 8:42am
Ofcom warns its ‘fit and proper’ investigation of Babestation could take months 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.09.12 8:31am
Duncan Biscuit
Springsteen’s new horse takes four hours to complete show jumping course 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.09.12 8:30am
Duncan Biscuit
Fire-damaged crisp factory to make very smoky bacon crisps 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.09.12 8:30am
Duncan Biscuit
Starbucks customer re-considers order in desperate bid to impress barista

Jim Nelson, an office worker in Farringdon, decided against placing his usual Starbucks order of creamy Mocha Hazelnut Frappuccino plus a giant Smarties cookie as part of an desperate attempt to...

Re Pete 20.09.12 8:07am
Re Pete