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Basque separatists calls for independence from outerwear and lingerie 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The war of independence involving breakaway basque factions has entered its third bloody decade, with no end to the conflict in sight., Basques have traditionally been regarded as underwear, but a...

Mafia blame Management Consultants for updating Omerta to loyalty card scheme 1
Chip Paper 3 years
Fears of Pslamist revival as British PM falters 0
arflaethel 3 years

Those Resignation Letters By David 'Where is my Attendant, for I am pleased with him' Cameron, and A. A. Coulson “Vindicate me, O Andy , and plead my cause against an ungodly nation;, Deliver...

the daily mirror 1
4ty2 3 years

Premature evacuation leads to unsatisfied student claiming substantial damages. 1
surdoux 3 years

Student Hubert Blackman is suing a Las Vegas escort agency for 1.8 million dollars after being left 'traumatised after this tragic event' when after paying his fee (which he also wants back), the...

‘We created Ed Miliband’ reveals Aardman. 4
jonny 3 years

Nick Park the creator of Wallace and Gromit has revealed he invented Labour leader Ed Miliband. Following a leak at the studios Park has finally admitted to creating Miliband as an experimental...

"Funeral held for 'Baker Street' legend",most of them did not realize he was a 0
melody 3 years

fictional character...

Shock as caller tells phone in show 'they're both as bad as each other' 0
ronseal 3 years
China Appeals To International Community For Decent Music Recommendations 4
Textbook 3 years

A long and intense meeting between Barack Obama and Hu Jintao last Friday became bogged down in misunderstanding and confusion with neither side able to make themselves fully undertood. When it...

Final Wakefield pre-season fixture confirmed 0
Mr.3374 3 years

Once again, Wakefield finish their pre-season preparations with a fixture against HMRC at the High Court, their 3rd friendly against them in 12 months, and the form guide is in Wakefield's favour,...

Mrs Johnson's body guard tells radio operator he's rogered and out 2
ronseal 3 years
Alan Johnsons wife wonders what all the fuss is about, she used protection. 0
melody 3 years
Voice-box transplant allows woman to speak after 11 years... 8
victory V 3 years

"as I was saying"...

"Angry Birds" terrorist faction suspected as catapult found opposite KFC 1
danhall 3 years
Miliband has Balls removed... 0
victory V 3 years

I'm just making a prediction, you understand. I bet the Sun does this in a couple of years...

Ed Balls discovers three years undelivered mail in Alan Johnson's office... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Basque separatists launch offshoot 'ETC' to campaign for ancillary demands 2
judged 3 years

ETA leaders today approved the launch of sister organisation ETC to campaign for minor basque issues. Dubbed ETA-lite the new organisation is seen by ETA leaders as a way to keep the basque agenda at...

Water Board denies involvement in Guantanamo torture... 0
Fred 3 years
Live chicken thrown at KFC staff - McDonald's branches increase security 3
timyarby 3 years
A Mr J Assange hot tip for No.10 top press job. 0
Ostsee 3 years
MFI totally unprepared for spying claims Home Secretary 0
simonjmr 3 years
Blair: I was assured bush for Iraq intervention 0
simonjmr 3 years
Shock revelation...Miliband has balls. 0
DiY 3 years
'Bugger'. Cameron gives first reaction to Coulson resignation. 0
pinxit 3 years
“I don’t want to think about engorged penises and gay sex” says hotel owner... 25
Doylem 3 years

Peter and Hazelmary Bull, of the Chymorvah Hotel, near Penzance, are unrepentant about refusing to let a gay couple share a double bed. “It’s not my job to make inflexible moral judgements about...

Andy Coulson resigns. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

The News of The World denied that the reason they reported it first was that they had hacked his mobile phone...

The Bristol police would like to thank a member of the Newsbiscuit site 0
melody 3 years

for suggesting 2 weeks ago that an Architect did it .We were looking for a guy that was, always trying to draw attention to himself by being ill ,and the man in custody now is Psychoschematic...

Blair memo leaked: 'A good day to bury Andy Coulson' 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Cabinet Secretary’s Block on Memos Forces Chilcot Inquiry to Link to Wikileaks 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Sir John Chilcot, chairman of the Iraq inquiry has expressed his frustration at Cabinet Secretary Sir Gus O’Donnell’s decision not to grant permission for the inquiry to publish private notes...

Policemen 'always ring twice', confirms Scotland Yard. More soon. 4
red 3 years