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Tevez to stay, after change of heart by consortium owning lower torso, left leg. 0
Doylem 3 years
Dress code call over MPs in jeans. 1
DiY 3 years

Some MPs had been "rocking up in a mixture of denim, stockings, open crotch underwear and thigh length boots"., While this may be fine for the women MPs a line needs to be drawn when it comes to...

Backbenchers make high-speed U-turn over high-speed trains 0
dogwheels 3 years
Jesus: "Fuck frankincense and myrrh! I've started an Amazon Wishlist." 4
Matt T 3 years

Saviour of the World and God’s only son, Jesus Christ, stunned the world yesterday in a foul-mouthed outburst about Christmas gifts only a few days before his birthday. Jesus, who is also lead...

Bishop exchange begins. 8
Zadok the second 3 years

Five Anglican Bishops who converted to Roman Catholicism in protest at the ordination of women bishops have left room for five Catholic Bishops to leave the Church of Rome in protest against the...

Satirists' union to allow 'blame Clegg for the weather' jokes. 3
dogwheels 3 years

The organisation that represents the UK's satire writers has decided that any joke linking Nick Clegg with the bad weather will be within union rules. Robin Billiams said: 'Nick Clegg has been...

'True Grit' every night on British TV over Christmas until cold snap ends. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Road users confused over transport minister's advice to grit their teeth 3
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

., I'd be surprised if this hasn't been done before - but I haven't looked...

Troops Feel Forgotten in Lost Afghanistan War 3
Dun Dunkin 3 years

anyway back to the snow...

Snow brings welcome relief to dog walkers. 2
DiY 3 years

Don't bother picking up your dogs shite, just drop a good dollop of the frozen white stuff on top and the problem just disappears...

Christian outrage at Jesus outburst. 0
Trickster 3 years
Who Do You Think You Are shock - Nick Griffin reveals 0
DiY 3 years

his paternal grandfather was a tea wallah in Nagpur...

Mcdonalds to fight obesity by raising prices 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Congrats Rob Brydon on winning BBC Sports Personality of 2010 3
Sinnick 3 years

though the acceptance speech wasn't up to your usual standard...

Heathrow:man handed shovel & told to start again after clearing wrong runway 0
Wyclef Sadova 3 years

Please.no more...

Natterjack toad: “most popular species for opposing planning applications”... 5
Doylem 3 years

The natterjack toad, which only a handful of people have ever seen in the wild, has been voted Most Popular Species for Opposing Planning Applications, 2010, by Natural England, beating the...

Queen’s head may no longer appear on stamps if Royal Mail is sold... 2
Doylem 3 years

“The head of the reigning monarch has appeared on our postage stamps since the Penny Black of 1864”, said business secretary, Vince Cable, “and the royal family continues to be a very powerful...

Korea war games become tense as North throws a "double six" 3
MC One R 3 years

I've no idea how Wargames are actually played but I liked the idea of North and South Korea in full uniforms wargaming round their negotiating table and the sharp intakes of breath as a double 6...

Lord Sugar Chooses Attractive Blonde Woman as Apprentice Winner 1
De-scribe 3 years

Yet Again....

'Save our grit...dip your shoes in salt' councils say 0
tomh1986 3 years

Many county councils have been criticised this week for not being suitably prepared for 'The Big Freeze.' The advice given is not to venture out unless absolutely necessary. Mrs Miggins of Dorking,...

Latest Polls Confirm Earlier Polls 0
DiY 3 years

Same people asked same questions, gave same answers...

Chilean rescuers turn down plea by Lib Dems 2
VictorMeldrew 3 years

"We've never dug anyone out of a hole that deep before", says valiant team leader...

Soprano family round robin seasonal card unwittingly offends Gambinos at Xmas 0
ronseal 3 years

A Xmas card and round robin letter, outlining all the years achievements by the Soprano family, has caused unintended offence to members of the New Jersey and New York Italian American community....

UK braced for enforced wackiness and awkward, silent "quality time" with family 0
MC One R 3 years
Hammond - People have "wrong idea" about high speed rail link 0
MC One R 3 years

"Who cares about the exact route of the track - the priority is to get out of Birmingham as fast as possible"...

Walsh blames BA delays on Virgin snow. 0
wallster 3 years
Miliband: Labour's new policies delayed by snow. 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Assange: "It's pointless to use condoms. They'd only leak." 0
Matt T 3 years
South Korea exercise due to begin... 0
riesler 3 years

with a little light streching, then work the abs, quads and ICBMs...

Activists and nutters unite in opposition to ley-line widening scheme... 1
Doylem 3 years