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ITV Wrestling tonight: "Lord" Coe v Cry Baby Hague - No Mercy 0
Drylaw 10.11.11 9:24pm
Drylaw
Minor victory for capital punishment activists

People sentenced to death by hanging are now allowed to wank during their execution...

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gaijintendo 10.11.11 9:10pm
gaijintendo
Upset as Sunderland FC bids to buy right to St James' Park namesake

Newcastle considering suspending Metro trains to Sunderland in response. Updates coming soon...

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ndbrown123 10.11.11 8:25pm
ndbrown123
Martians stop Russian probe because it fails immigration regulations 0
Sinnick 10.11.11 8:23pm
Sinnick
Banker becomes PM of Greece. In other news, Dracular put in charge of Blood Bank 3
Ian Searle 11.11.11 3:29pm
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Tensions grow between Confucious and Simple Simon, over who said what.

Both sides refuse to comment...

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Bryan with a Y 11.11.11 5:31pm
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Newcastle fans to launch protest if they can find any staff that will listen

Geordie fans, upset at the re-naming of St James' Park to the Sports Direct stadium, are wandering around inside the ground looking for someone to complain to. However, despite its vast size, the...

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Midfield Diamond 10.11.11 4:54pm
Midfield Diamond
Murdoch shows his human side: blinks and coughs twice during testimony 0
Drylaw 10.11.11 4:07pm
Drylaw
Chav Geordies 'all wi’ smiling faces, going down the Sports Direct'

(variation on a theme)...

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Midfield Diamond 10.11.11 4:14pm
Bryan with a Y
Terry and Ferdinand to release re-mix of 'Ebony & Ivory' in time for Christmas.

Simon Cowell is said to be furious at the latest, cynical attempt to highjack his god-given right to be No1...

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Bryan with a Y 10.11.11 4:30pm
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NoTW demise threat to national security

In a sensational announcement outgoing Home Secretary Theresa May has disclosed that the former tabloid newspaper the News of the World was the commercial arm of the British Security Services. "It...

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medici2471 10.11.11 3:45pm
medici2471
Greeks not taking Euro crisis seriously as Chaka Demus & Pliers become PM

"Tease Me" More soon...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 3:40pm
simonjmr
3000 illiterate chavs riot at SportsDirect Arena, expecting 'Lonsdale ' bargains

Statement expected soon...

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Bryan with a Y 10.11.11 3:33pm
Bryan with a Y
Mafia demand apology for being likened the James Murdoch 1
Mark66 10.11.11 8:25pm
Sinnick
New Mel Gibson movie to be called "The Man without a Career" 0
Iamthestig 10.11.11 3:00pm
Iamthestig
"You can't have any of this" austerity Christmas catalogue launches in Italy 0
Iamthestig 10.11.11 2:58pm
Iamthestig
Long Term Unemployed to attend compulsory book club.

A pilot scheme in London is having a marked effect on unemployment figures, as part of David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ project claimants receiving jobseekers allowance for more than 18 months are...

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DavidBlame 10.11.11 2:56pm
DavidBlame
James Murdoch explains "Just when I thought i was out, they pull me back in" 3
button 11.11.11 9:35am
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Zorba Piddlelyovertheacropolis appointed to ask France for some more money. 0
Ostsee 10.11.11 2:47pm
Ostsee
Sky Atlantic to show the Murdochanos: everyday wiseguy newspaper publishers

The Mudochanos is an Australian - American television drama series that revolves around the New York based media mogul and mobster Rupert Murdochano and the difficulties he faces as he tries to...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 4:55pm
simonjmr
Reduced price Wig Manufacturer ensures customers have "less toupee". 2
seymour totti 10.11.11 10:57pm
kga6
Single-molecule teapot hailed as being slightly more useful than a chocolate one

A multi-disciplinary team of synthetic chemists, biochemists and a former presenter of Antiques Roadshow today unveiled the world’s first single-molecule teapot in an exhibition at the Millenium...

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Squib 10.11.11 7:27pm
ThunderSquid
Mike Ashley's son renamed Starbuck McDonald to fund school fees 0
charlies_hat 10.11.11 12:52pm
charlies_hat
James Murdoch to star as arch-villain in new Bond film 'SKY FALL' 1
pinxit 10.11.11 1:15pm
bonjonelson
Audit Commission says a bank scam has cost taxpayers an estimated £1 trillion 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.11.11 12:31pm
Duncan Biscuit
Owners of elephant kept in Peterborough to be charged with cruelty 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.11.11 12:30pm
Duncan Biscuit
Tom Watson 'accidentally decapitated' with chainsaw after Murdoch inquisition

Tom Watson: "have you ever heard the term muerta?", Jimmy Murdoch: "I was buying cannoli at the time of the alleged incident"., Tom Watson: "You must be the first mafia boss in history who didn't...

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vertical 10.11.11 7:03pm
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National treasures to be kept under lock and key at the Tower of London

Bad news for Stephen Fry, Jools Holland and Paul McCartney. More soon...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 11:46am
simonjmr
Murdoch unaware of "wide hacking" but knew of "specific hacking" 0
simonjmr 10.11.11 11:42am
simonjmr
Export of Spearmint Rhino to West Africa as Western black rhino declared extinct

"Every little bit helps to re-establish Spearmint Rhino in West AFrica" More soon...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 11:38am
simonjmr