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New "static" SatNav is in book form and doesn't have an annoying voice. 0
FX Man 3 years
Belgium cancelled. Greeks to run Brussels, Albania to run Wallonia. 2
Griffin 3 years

Who cares about the Flemish...

PM slammed for suggesting lazy underclass scum aren't entitled to a free house 4
ED209 3 years

David Cameron was today rightly berated by everyone for suggesting that people who can't be arsed to do anything with their lives shouldn't be given a free house forever. Normal people were also...

UK Gimp Union demands better working conditions 0
sodhat 3 years

Gimps up and down the UK have today announced they will hold a ballot on strike action in an attempt to force better working conditions. This is the latest twist in a saga that has been running for...

Boris Johnson to appear before Hague Fashion Crimes tribunal 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Scientists concerned over side effects of eating clowned meat 0
Phlegm 3 years

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Bag of stones given to Naomi Campbell actually her lost marbles 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Bradley Wernham wins Young Criminal of the Year 3
jp1885 3 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48605000/jpg/_48605092_hi009920609.jpg, Essex teenager Bradley Wernham is celebrating today after beating twelve other finalist hoodlums to become Young...

No evidence Staff Cloning at Food Standards Agency Pose Risk to Public. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The cloned staff who all look alike but have different names say there is no evidence their decision making process will be identical and so pose a risk to the public of collectively getting it...

Naomi Campbell steadfastly denies that it's a really quiet news day 0
Skylarking 3 years

(More of the same 'til mid September)...

Beef products recalled as diner catches indigestion from cloned steak 0
jp1885 3 years

Britain's supermarkets, eateries and butchers have been ordered to withdraw all beef and beef derivative products from their shelves, after a diner at one of Bristol's top restaurants developed...

Only BBC puzzled at loss of one million listeners by Chris Evans 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron dines with Berlusconi but declines moving on to strip club 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Jason Statham passenger complains of uneventful drive to shops 0
dandare70 3 years
Actors urge axed UK Film Council sequel 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Naomi Campbell relieved that nobody asked about her secret stash of Nazi gold 1
Ludicity 3 years
Nigerian email scammers to introduce "Mystery Mug" quality assurance scheme. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

In a surprise move today the Association for Nigerian Email Financial Industries announced a quality assurance scheme "Online Mug". "We are growing greatly concerned that the quality of email scams...

3D view of supernova 'not as good as Avatar' say astronomers 0
jp1885 3 years
Descendant of cloned cow to appear on Moo Do You Think You Are? 1
Ludicity 3 years
Cornish detective Wycliffe to run for President of Haiti 0
Ludicity 3 years
God reported to be 'bored shitless' 2
PluckyMunky 3 years
Cameron thrown out of special relationship for 'Don't ask don't tell' breach 0
Jay2theKay 3 years

Cameron thrown out of special relationship for 'Don't ask don't tell' breach David Cameron was thrown out of the US UK special relationship last night following his admission he was a "practicing...

Ex newyork mayor rudy guiliani says stealing make up is not a crime 2
arrghgarry 3 years

especially when it is my daughter doing the stealing she was showing no tolerance to these Zits ,she needs lot of Zit cream and lots of makeup ....

Joe Bloggs announces pre-tax losses 0
jmcl 3 years

Joe Bloggs BSc has announced quarterly pre-tax losses of more than £8,000 - his fifth consecutive loss since the financial crisis. Whilst a number of banks have confirmed huge profits in recent...

Bristol 2
one against the world 3 years

Short residents are outraged after a freedom of information reqest shows Avon & Somerset police spent £492,000 on hire cars last year...

Referees to carry little red and yellow books during Liverpool matches 0
jp1885 3 years
Obama: 'I suppose you could say that the BP oil spill never really happened' 1
PluckyMunky 3 years

'A few lost jobs, a few dead birds: that about sums it up. It's over - dead in the water'...

Bill Gates boasts latest Bing search engine 20% less useless than prior release 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Is this guy ever going to give up and declare Google the winner?...

To compete with Apple, Microsoft to rebrand as Orange 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Poor countries to resell their microloans back to victims of US recession 0
Dumbnews 3 years