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E trading at all time high claim dealers 0
simonjmr 3 years
LIfe jacket sales bouyant 0
simonjmr 3 years
Down swing in sales of antidepressants 0
simonjmr 3 years
Sales of helium-filled balloons going up. 0
riesler 3 years
Yeast sales rising... 0
riesler 3 years
God considering writing 'Newer Testament' 25
rickwestwell 3 years

Inspired perhaps by J.K. Rowling's recent admission that she might consider writing another episode in the [i]Harry Potter[/i] series, the supreme being God is reportedly thinking about coming out of...

Simon Cowell set to marry himself in the Spring 4
Basil_B 3 years

X-Factor supremo and general big head Simon Cowell today announced the engagement to none other than himself for springtime next year., ' Over the years i've failed to find the perfect partner for...

Google Is Not Amused By Comedy Search Engine ‘Giggle’ 0
De-scribe 3 years

A prospective new internet search facility aimed at finding jokes and comedy writing on the internet on any given topic, has been told by Google’s lawyers that it cannot use the name ‘Giggle’...

BBC to launch "Whether channel", for balance 4
virtuallywill 3 years

more later, or possibly not...

"Lots of important detailifications in my autothingmabob" say Bush 0
Scroat 3 years
"Bloody Students" orders the Mets Chief Constable 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Let's give them G20 treatment boys" is the rallying cry for the Met. More soon...

Student demo organisers regret picking pre-midday start time 1
exigo 3 years
'The Last Taboo' Porn Website - Are They Flogging a Dead Horse? 0
De-scribe 3 years
Water Board deny accusations of torture for extracting payment from customers. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Sales of very long pointy sticks going through the roof 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Fans demanding “a result” forget that being soundly thrashed is “a result”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Cricket a metaphor for life: a long, dull, meaningless life... 0
Doylem 3 years
Report says better screening of Labour candidates ‘would reduce smears’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pre-Christmas Telescope Sales 'Astronomical' 0
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Hot cake sales lowest for thirty years 1
andhrimnir 3 years
Embrocation and liniment sales "balmy" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Norwegian equivalent of BBC news dept were not involved in copycat strike. 9
Basil_B 3 years

They weren't doing anything because there was no news in Norway today...

Wife wants divorce after husbands birthday gift of private no plate read K9 HAW. 0
Basil_B 3 years
NHS to offer lifesaving waterboarding treatment 4
fernandomando 3 years

The Department of Health announced today that, following George W. Bush’s comments on the benefits of waterboarding, the treatment would become an integral part of the care offered to NHS patients...

Cabal meets to decide which part of a woman’s body to fetishise next... 0
Doylem 3 years
Fashion designer hurt in bike fall for refusing to wear unfashionable helmet. 2
Basil_B 3 years

'It just so not me' quipped Vidal Solate from his hospital bed. 'Who ever designed these awful helmets needs to be locked away by the fashion police with no parole' continued the damaged stylist '...

Obama raps Israeli plans for 1,300 Jewish settler homes 2
fernandomando 3 years

President Obama stunned the world today by rapping the Israeli plans to build over 1,000 settler homes. In a 5 minute speech, the President made reference to ‘cruisin’ down the [Gaza] strip,...

Cricket Testicles "The Dog's Bollocks" say Scientists 1
De-scribe 3 years
Gulf of California sees whale of an increase in sales of sun cream 0
roybland 3 years
People urged to stop going on about Royal British Legion's record of silence 0
roybland 3 years

no more soon...