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Ruth Jones and Robert Lindsay in BAFTA nominated performance for SkyTV ad 0
ronseal 05.04.13 12:17am
ronseal
Facebook friends hail “Victory for common sense” as North Korea backs down.

“I have to say that we were surprised at how effective the campaign was.” said Jody Morgan, a “part-time classroom assistant and full-time mother” as her Facebook profile quips, “but it...

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BillyBitzer 04.04.13 11:09pm
BillyBitzer
Prison gangs lament that it'll be a struggle to knock Mick Philpott's teeth out

Concerns have been raised by hard-core prison vigilantes about exactly how they'll manage to successfully knock convicted child-killer Mick Philpott's teeth out. "When we get nonces on the wing,"...

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Paddy Berzinski 04.04.13 11:02pm
Paddy Berzinski
Roger Ebert dead at 70. 'He was my hero', laments Jimmy Krankie 0
topfotogmw 04.04.13 9:38pm
topfotogmw
Hair Today, Heart Tomorrow

Japanese scientists have found a link between male baldness and heart disease. Extensive clinical studies have found a proven link between a thinning crown and the likelihood of an early death...

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Thewoodenleg 04.04.13 8:11pm
Thewoodenleg
Traces of horse meat found at Aintree. 0
Maverick 04.04.13 8:11pm
Maverick
Ageing pop stars still pretending to take Yoko seriously. 0
Maverick 04.04.13 8:05pm
Maverick
Cambridge University Netball Team ban the use of acronyms 4
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.04.13 7:59pm
Maverick
"Come On Eileen" Headlines Dublin Erotic Film Festival. 14
rikkor 04.04.13 7:33pm
quango
Dogging, yes. But what's 'catting'?

Having sex in the garden at 1 am, howling like a banshee, then scratching the bejesus out of each other. Big in Scandinavia apparently...

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Thewoodenleg 04.04.13 7:25pm
Thewoodenleg
New Facebook Home app deletes all your other apps, folders and widgets...

Mark Zuckerberg: "The internet is a better place if all you see is photos of friends' babies and ads provided my my company" Developing...

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GordonChen 04.04.13 7:16pm
GordonChen
Lance Armstrong banned from swimming event after giving urine sample too early

more soon....

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ginty 04.04.13 6:53pm
ginty
Thousands of outdoor smokers perish during UK 'Big Freeze'

Figures released today reveal that 15,436 UK smokers froze to death during the month of March - many perishing in broad daylight outside High Street coffee shops whilst sat down quietly minding their...

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04.04.13 6:36pm
North Korea reminded traditional etiquette is to kick off on Belgium 3
Ironduke 04.04.13 6:21pm
Ironduke
Sunderland to play in Brown Shirts. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.04.13 5:40pm
Al OPecia
Dave Might be Able but that Don't Make Me Cain, says Ed

Biblical narrative to follow...

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Thewoodenleg 04.04.13 5:19pm
Thewoodenleg
Philpott's wife and mistress hammer out an agreement on conjugal visits 0
sydalg 04.04.13 4:55pm
sydalg
Scientists close to an explanation of "His Dark Materials". More soon.

Sorry Nick and ta...

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Al OPecia 04.04.13 4:55pm
Al OPecia
Operation Yewtree "now a bigger threat to the elderly than Alzheimer's" 7
sydalg 04.04.13 4:16pm
dvo4fun
Beatrix Potter Dildo Range Pulled After Many Found to be Flopsy

I'm not a proud man - that's fairly terrible and dnoe for Neat-o too rather than for comedy gold excuses excuses...

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thisisall1word 04.04.13 2:11pm
thisisall1word
"You we're prepared to go to any lengths to keep your partner happy" Clegg told

More soon Couldn't get the however humiliating in there in the space for a ticker...

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Not Amused 04.04.13 1:55pm
Not Amused
Trident "Absolutely Vital" for Disguising National Decline, Cameron

Prime Minister David Cameron today set out the case for replacing the Trident nuclear weapons system, arguing it was “our best shot at fooling ourselves and others that we’re still a proper...

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Ablative Fabsolute 04.04.13 1:16pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Dyslexic Rabbi persuaded to drops anti-semitism claim against Watership Down

Neat-o .. just mixing me toes sis...

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Not Amused 04.04.13 1:11pm
Not Amused
Di Canio annexes Hartlepool United

Hartlepool United was absorbed into greater Sunderland AFC last night in a move described as an 'historic union of ethnically north eastern football supporters' by Sunderland's leader Paolo Di Canio....

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BAJDixon 04.04.13 12:01pm
happi
Chikd killer Philpotts says to her the taxpayers were just a meal ticket,2nd

house,pension,free travel for MP Anne Widdecome...

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happi 04.04.13 11:55am
happi
Prosecution of Mike Philpott "A Political Attempt To Discredit Welfare State" 3
Titus 04.04.13 10:58am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Lags Compete To Welcome Philpott To Their Nick

Rumours abound that convicted felons are desperately bidding for the privilege of welcoming Mike Philpott to their particular prison, wing or, preferably, cell. Allegedly they are so anxious to...

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Titus 04.04.13 10:46am
Dick Everyman
Kim Jong Un offers to act as peacemaker in Di Canio case 0
sydalg 04.04.13 10:42am
sydalg
Stadium of Light burnt down, Durham Miners Association blamed 0
Lucy4 04.04.13 10:16am
Lucy4
Media witch hunt over alleged fascist managing a football team whilst...

former communist continues to run the NHS despite unnecessary deaths at Mid Staffs and East Lincs primary 'care' trusts. How many millions died under Stalin?...

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Terry 04.04.13 9:40am
bonjonelson