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William forgets wedding anniversary due to Facebook reminder setting failure

Prince William was in the royal dog box, with only corgis for companions, as it emerged that he forgot his first wedding anniversary. While apologetic, William noted he had been let down by...

Yikes 30.04.12 6:12am
Osama bin Laden's Post Mortem Bestsellers

Osama's Bestsellers It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his...

30.04.12 5:59am
Latest report on grade inflation 'the best ever' 1
Des Custard 30.04.12 5:57am
Mr Target
God Forsakes His Early Work, Calls Bible "Trashy, Populist"

Popular spiritual writer God shocked literary audiences around the world earlier this weak with a stream of scathing invective against his most enduring work, The Bible. "A dark, angry being, whose...

Textbook 30.04.12 3:54am
Office worker loses pen

John Smith turned up to work on Monday. He sat down. He reached for his pen. It wasn’t there. He looked for it for a while before having a cup of tea. Refreshed, he had another look. Still no luck....

Yikes 29.04.12 10:30pm
'Two out of four' children dont understand fractions 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:03pm
Infantry leader re-tweets 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:00pm
Comparison website apologises for advert "simply not annoying enough"

"We feel like we have not only let the public down, but ourselves too, said a representative for Compare-U-Ware website today. We could not come up with a daft dog, racist meerkat, singing oaf or...

Crippen 29.04.12 9:12pm
Olympic Military Presence Causes False Starts Uproar

Athletes competing in this summer's London Olympics are reported to be up in arms (sic) at the prospect of a huge military presence at the Games. They fear that the firing of ground-to-air and...

GKen 29.04.12 8:29pm
AA Gill snears at BB King 8
nickb 29.04.12 7:56pm
Murdoch in market for more “free war” sports

Rupert Murdoch, the sinister 80 year old selective amnesiac media baron has expressed an interest in broadcasting sports events bundled with free mounting civil unrest. Last weekend’s Bahrain...

pitflaps 29.04.12 5:28pm
Seasoned traveller recommends vinaigrette sun cream 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
Lucky Strike smoker unluckily struck by Lucky Strike truck 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
Wettest drought since records began 0
Oxbridge 29.04.12 4:11pm
Cameron says "No Grand deal with Murdochs", Its was several Hundred Grand

Brown envelope later...

virtuallywill 29.04.12 2:12pm
Business News: Screwfix to market Viagra brand

Screwfix, the catalogue and online tool specialists are to market a new range of products under the Viagra brand., Explaining the move, Screwfix CEO John Thomas said 'Tools of all shapes and sizes...

weematt 29.04.12 12:55pm
Train suicide man faces 45 year wait for train to heaven due to live man on line

Recently deceased, Martin Rackly, is one of a number of ex-persons awaiting access to heaven. Despite taking his own life by jumping in front of a train during rush hour just outside London, there is...

kga6 29.04.12 12:01pm
IKEA sponsorship of superhero movie ill advised after Avengers Assemble failure 0
simonjmr 29.04.12 9:01am
UK Border Force prepared for "near catastrophic meltdown" over Olympics

The UK Border Force says it is now fully aware of the shit storm in which it will soon be engulfed, as millions of people from all over the world attempt to negotiate their way through the chaotic...

grumblechops 29.04.12 1:36am
Coroner's Court judges Gareth Williams MI6 death an open and shut case 2
charlies_hat 28.04.12 11:35pm
Ground-to-air missile system to be sited on Eastenders Queen Vic during Olympics 0
Mandy Lifeboat 28.04.12 9:02pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Land-bank fraud victims told to invest in unicorn studs & money trees instead.

More stories of gullible folk soon...

MADJEZ 28.04.12 8:47pm
Animal Cloning Arm of WWF to re-brand as WTF 0
allmyownstunts 28.04.12 6:35pm
James Naughtie vindicated 8
medici2471 28.04.12 6:03pm
Please Pull Our Shrowds Down When Your Finished

An Egyptian man who “mistakingly” thought that the Egyptian Farewell Intercourse Law had already been passed has been awarded undisclosed damages after his passionate farewell to his dead...

Youngcrow 28.04.12 5:16pm
Maverick Taliban who doesn't do things by The Book is TV cop show smash hit

Abu Basada was no ordinary Taliban. He broke all the rules and the Mullahs in head office hated him - but he always got results. And now, he's coming out of retirement for one last case, a...

ronseal 28.04.12 4:55pm
MI6 death: chief tells maverick detective it's an open and shut case 2
ronseal 28.04.12 2:38pm
Body in bag spy disliked MI6 ‘being padlocked inside a holdall’ culture

The spy found dead in a padlocked holdall hated the ‘flash sports bag and leathery confinement culture of the MI6’ , according to reports. Gareth Williams, 31, told his sister, Ceri Subbe, he...

Gary Stanton 28.04.12 2:03pm
Customs officer asks MI6 spy "Did you pack yourself in this bag? More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 28.04.12 12:30pm
Pointless satire getting sharper 0
Ostsee 28.04.12 12:05pm