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White footballers confirm they have no problem with John Terry 0
grottymonty 11.11.11 8:57am
grottymonty
Internationals. Latest Score: Arab Spring 3 - European Autumn 2

Still playing...

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pinxit 14.11.11 2:14pm
pinxit
James Murdoch admits "We only employ liars, apart from me, obviously"

James Murdoch has revealed that dishonesty was a job requirement for News International employees. "That's why everyone's evidence contradicts mine.", explained Murdoch...

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apepper 12.11.11 12:58pm
mattupchuck
FDA investigation triggered by bad applesauce

Washington state apple manufacturer Snokist had to recall several hundred thousands of cans of applesauce in 2011. The facility that processes this applesauce is now under FDA investigation. The...

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georgia 11.11.11 6:11am
georgia
Silvio Berlusconi to be fired from cannon

Outgoing Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi today ensured he would leave office with dignity, by being fired from a cannon. In accordance with the traditions of his hometown Milan, Mr...

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grumblechops 10.11.11 11:07pm
grumblechops
Toon Pies now 70% off all year round: was £15, now £4.50

Anyone else been in a Sports Direct? This is pretty much their sales strategy...

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kga6 10.11.11 11:43pm
grumblechops
Naming rights to Mike Ashley won by consortium of Newcastle Fans 3
reforse 13.11.11 9:29pm
RickH
Bogus doctor, who faked qualifications, given third degree by police. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 10.11.11 10:04pm
CJWorkman
Wonka's Everlasting Gobstoppers are ball bearings, say Trading Standards. 0
dominic_mcg 10.11.11 9:33pm
dominic_mcg
ITV Wrestling tonight: "Lord" Coe v Cry Baby Hague - No Mercy 0
Drylaw 10.11.11 9:24pm
Drylaw
Minor victory for capital punishment activists

People sentenced to death by hanging are now allowed to wank during their execution...

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gaijintendo 10.11.11 9:10pm
gaijintendo
Upset as Sunderland FC bids to buy right to St James' Park namesake

Newcastle considering suspending Metro trains to Sunderland in response. Updates coming soon...

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ndbrown123 10.11.11 8:25pm
ndbrown123
Martians stop Russian probe because it fails immigration regulations 0
Sinnick 10.11.11 8:23pm
Sinnick
Banker becomes PM of Greece. In other news, Dracular put in charge of Blood Bank 3
Ian Searle 11.11.11 3:29pm
vertical
Tensions grow between Confucious and Simple Simon, over who said what.

Both sides refuse to comment...

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Bryan with a Y 11.11.11 5:31pm
vertical
Newcastle fans to launch protest if they can find any staff that will listen

Geordie fans, upset at the re-naming of St James' Park to the Sports Direct stadium, are wandering around inside the ground looking for someone to complain to. However, despite its vast size, the...

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Midfield Diamond 10.11.11 4:54pm
Midfield Diamond
Murdoch shows his human side: blinks and coughs twice during testimony 0
Drylaw 10.11.11 4:07pm
Drylaw
Chav Geordies 'all wi’ smiling faces, going down the Sports Direct'

(variation on a theme)...

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Midfield Diamond 10.11.11 4:14pm
Bryan with a Y
Terry and Ferdinand to release re-mix of 'Ebony & Ivory' in time for Christmas.

Simon Cowell is said to be furious at the latest, cynical attempt to highjack his god-given right to be No1...

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Bryan with a Y 10.11.11 4:30pm
button
NoTW demise threat to national security

In a sensational announcement outgoing Home Secretary Theresa May has disclosed that the former tabloid newspaper the News of the World was the commercial arm of the British Security Services. "It...

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medici2471 10.11.11 3:45pm
medici2471
Greeks not taking Euro crisis seriously as Chaka Demus & Pliers become PM

"Tease Me" More soon...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 3:40pm
simonjmr
3000 illiterate chavs riot at SportsDirect Arena, expecting 'Lonsdale ' bargains

Statement expected soon...

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Bryan with a Y 10.11.11 3:33pm
Bryan with a Y
Mafia demand apology for being likened the James Murdoch 1
Mark66 10.11.11 8:25pm
Sinnick
New Mel Gibson movie to be called "The Man without a Career" 0
Iamthestig 10.11.11 3:00pm
Iamthestig
"You can't have any of this" austerity Christmas catalogue launches in Italy 0
Iamthestig 10.11.11 2:58pm
Iamthestig
Long Term Unemployed to attend compulsory book club.

A pilot scheme in London is having a marked effect on unemployment figures, as part of David Cameron’s ‘Big Society’ project claimants receiving jobseekers allowance for more than 18 months are...

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DavidBlame 10.11.11 2:56pm
DavidBlame
James Murdoch explains "Just when I thought i was out, they pull me back in" 3
button 11.11.11 9:35am
button
Zorba Piddlelyovertheacropolis appointed to ask France for some more money. 0
Ostsee 10.11.11 2:47pm
Ostsee
Sky Atlantic to show the Murdochanos: everyday wiseguy newspaper publishers

The Mudochanos is an Australian - American television drama series that revolves around the New York based media mogul and mobster Rupert Murdochano and the difficulties he faces as he tries to...

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simonjmr 10.11.11 4:55pm
simonjmr
Reduced price Wig Manufacturer ensures customers have "less toupee". 2
seymour totti 10.11.11 10:57pm
kga6