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Comics Publishers Ordered To Alter Misleading Titles 1
Textbook 4 years

The Fair Trading commission today ruled against comic publishing giants such as DC and Marvel and what it considers misleading product titles. "For example" said Justice Schwartz, "we have The...

Speaking clock latest victim of phone hacking scandal 0
bonjonelson 4 years

on the third stroke...

United Utilities justify 50% price hike by rebranding to 'Watre' 0
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MPs conspicuously silent about THEIR pension scheme arrangements... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Nuclear test veterans win Supreme Court appeal bid 1
virtuallywill 4 years

New TurboSmeg-Xtra gives men 148 hour odour protection! 3
Dick Everyman 4 years

TurboSmeg-Xtra for Men Platinum Protect Dynamic Power spray is part of the award winning TurboSmeg Platinum Protect range. Its antibacterial formula, with platinum ions fights bacteria and body odour...

Sarah Payne "I feel like I've been Tangoed". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years

Tennis store offers no strings attached coupon for free racket stringing 1
Dumbnews 4 years
New Age Stimulants; Startling Results in Mock Olympics 0
Drylaw 4 years

The world of athletics was given a glimpse into a potential nightmare future today as Sports Science researchers staged a mock "Olympics" in a closed-doors Wembley Stadium to demonstrate the power of...

David Haye retires from boxing citing workplace bullying. 0
Corrigan 4 years

True to his word that he would retire before his 31st birthday in September, having already accomplished all he set out to do, former WBA heavy-weight champion David Haye announced today that he has...

Rebekah Brooks branded a 'Payne in the arse' 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Apple to launch electronic thought-generator: the i-Dea 5
Son of Barnabas 4 years

(with thanks to Mr Blackanddecker for prompting the idea)...

Jaques Tati revealed as Scottish potato grower 0
virtuallywill 4 years

Mare later...

New study says rentable German liver sausage is the leased wurst option 9
ronseal 4 years
Marvel Comics Announces Death Of Stan Lee 11
Textbook 4 years

Superhero comic veterans have experienced the deaths of all sorts of key characters such as Superman, Batman, Captain America and recently the Human Torch. Invariably the shock of these storylines is...

Parents to bail out children once again 0
Flashman 4 years

In a scene all too familiar, parents are dipping into their nest-eggs to bail out their kids. In a report that will have cost the NHS the price of 100 hospital beds, a survey reveals that as children...

Amy Winehouse Foundation announced, for heroin addled complexions. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Green group attempts to block out the sun (working title) 0
snorkyadams 4 years

Washington DC: Supporters of alternative energy lobby group Americans For Long Term Renewable Energy have flocked to the nation’s capital this week, calling on congress to introduce legislation...

Duchess of York’s finances revived by bottled tears deal 0
Milo Shame 4 years

In a final move to stave off complete bankruptcy and to reverse her financial fortunes, Sarah Ferguson has struck a deal with an American fragrance company to bottle and sell her own tears. Chip...

Experimental rejuvenation treatment still trying to iron out the wrinkles 3
beau-jolly 4 years
Ed Milliband's nose operation has unfortunate consequences 0
Son of Barnabas 4 years

Berlusconi evicted from Presidential Palace - moves to a bunga bungalow 1
Son of Barnabas 4 years
Dracula Towers reopens after £47 million revamp 1
Son of Barnabas 4 years
Liam Gallagher: "Noel's a ****ing **** and he ****s ****ing *****ers in ****ery" 0
Son of Barnabas 4 years

Answers on a postcard to:, Noel's House party, Crinkly Bottom, IOW...

WD & HO Wills to sponsor new Tobaccalaureate exams 0
Son of Barnabas 4 years
One-year countdown begins to world dwile flonking championships in Cowes 2
Son of Barnabas 4 years

An exciting event is being held on the Isle of Wight today to mark the start of the 2012 dwile flonking championships in one year's time. The Girting Chamber in the Flonking Field just outside Cowes...

Pippa Middleton launches ‘Arsebook’ - 2 32
Dick Everyman 4 years

Following in the footsteps of her family’s successful internet shopping business, Pippa Middleton has launched her new social networking website ‘Arsebook’, hosted by international internet...

George W Bush to advise Norwegians on Anti-Terrorism strategy 0
Tom55 4 years

From a spokesman for the Prime Minister, "We have spoken to the President and he has made some valuable suggestions, based on his impressive success rate in fighting terrorism post 9/11. Suspending...

Kandahar turban bomber fails to get into heaven... 2
be reasonable 4 years

‘the man has no head for heights,’ says Allah...

Research: smacking naughty children makes behaviour worse... 0
be reasonable 4 years

Smacking their parents far more rewarding...