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BBC announce Ken Dodd with "Tears for Souvenirs" for Eurovision 2013 0
yussle 02.03.12 9:15am
yussle
Undertaker rebuked for calling Davy Jones' coffin "a locker" 0
simonjmr 02.03.12 9:12am
simonjmr
Sound proofing options are baffling admits expert 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 02.03.12 9:10am
writinginbsl
UK’s Criminals to set up “University of Life”

Following on from a number of leading academics deciding to set up their own University, top figures in the underworld are set to launch their own “University of life”. The UoL aims to go back to...

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Quaz 02.03.12 9:09am
writinginbsl
Killing medical ethicists ‘no worse than office pilfering,’ survey shows.

After a recent report by a team of medical ethicists that claimed ‘killing new-born babies is no worse than abortion and is justifiable as they are not viable humans’, follow-up research has...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 02.03.12 8:44am
John Ffitch-Rucker
David Cameron's 10m swimming certificate 'may be forged' 0
Perks 02.03.12 8:14am
Perks
Englebert for Eurovision. Terry to be revived also. 0
Ostsee 02.03.12 7:40am
Ostsee
Budget airline patents 800'th way to board a plane 0
Dumbnews 02.03.12 5:09am
Dumbnews
'Delete browsing history' most popular google search.

variation on a theme soon...

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Mandy Lifeboat 01.03.12 10:15pm
Haywood Manley
Seychelles islands adrift in Indian ocean. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 01.03.12 9:53pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Posthumous search of Davy Jones' locker fails to turn up any dead sailors

, I almost said "dead seamen" but held back out of respect...

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Nick McCarr 01.03.12 9:36pm
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Queen leads Windsor Uncut attack on Fortnum and Mason

Royal grocer Fortnum and Mason was yesterday hit by an occupation by the Windsor branch of UK Uncut. The Queen, Kate Middleton and Camilla, descended on the luxury department store where the royal...

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roybland 01.03.12 9:22pm
roybland
Google silences privacy critics by revealing what porn they've been looking at. 0
MADJEZ 01.03.12 9:18pm
MADJEZ
Google to sponsor next series of 'Big Brother'. 0
Boutros 01.03.12 6:33pm
Boutros
Boris' driverless tubes policy thwarted as Ken plants fake hand 0
kga6 01.03.12 6:06pm
kga6
N. Korea stops fuels enrichment - "Iran says we can have some of theirs instead" 0
ianrbland 01.03.12 5:18pm
ianrbland
Monkeys singer died tragically young, only 18 yrs older than Whitney.

BBC to show funeral live on News 24...

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MADJEZ 01.03.12 4:56pm
MADJEZ
Johnny Vegas : " I don't give a shit if people think I'm George Clooney !! " 0
Gourd Almighty 01.03.12 4:36pm
Gourd Almighty
Pyongyang Radio welcomes Kim Jong Murdoch as deputy supervillain 0
cinquecento 01.03.12 2:47pm
cinquecento
Sian Williams to rejoin Radio 4 from BBC Breakfast, as its easier to be thinner

Years of awkward sideways sitting have taken toll on Sian Williams and she is to return to Radio 4 "as it's easier to be thinner on radio than TV" she said yesterday More soon...

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simonjmr 01.03.12 1:20pm
simonjmr
World record hopes for Israeli athlete competing in Gaza Strip marathon 1
dvo4fun 01.03.12 12:37pm
Perks
Poor voter turnout in Homs proves "apathy towards democracy" - Al-Assad 0
ianrbland 01.03.12 10:51am
ianrbland
Unite Leader calls for competency on 'a day of actual action'

Unite Leader Len McCluskey has today called on his members to ‘show up at work and make sure things go smoothly’ in a bid to disrupt this year’s Olympic games in London. It is a bold move...

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Perks 01.03.12 10:49am
Vertically Challenged Giant
SMART PEEPLE R THE CAWS OF THE WURLD'S TRUBBLES.

Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the trubbles that exist butt if u investigaat depeley enuf u...

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01.03.12 9:58am
arthurminnit
Long term unemployment scheme made redundant 1
Stan 01.03.12 9:49am
dvo4fun
It’s the Great Cop Shop Takeaway!!

Following revelations earlier this week that former ‘Sun’ Editor Rebekah Brooks borrowed a retired Police horse, the Met has confirmed that other kit is also available, on a no-cost loan basis,...

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dvo4fun 01.03.12 9:14am
dvo4fun
£2 coin thrown at Portsmouth match considered as takeover bid by Administrator

(re-work of old joke)...

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Midfield Diamond 01.03.12 6:34am
Immunis
Tornado hit town promises to rebuild (flimsy buildings made of wood obviously). 0
MADJEZ 01.03.12 2:38am
MADJEZ
Davy Jones death, no monkey business says coroner. 0
MADJEZ 01.03.12 2:28am
MADJEZ
Dim son off menu at News International 2
Mandy Lifeboat 01.03.12 12:20am
dvo4fun