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Urbane Gorilla's to be released into London's concrete jungles 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 3:01pm
simonjmr
Slow year at the Nobel institute, Nobel prize for on screen chemistry launched 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 2:57pm
simonjmr
Armstrong "went postal" over doping claims 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:32pm
Scroat
Building collapses after premix concrete bungle 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:06pm
Scroat
Paedo banker cum MP exposed as a Radio 1 DJ 0
ronseal 12.10.12 1:35pm
ronseal
Hospitals warn of shampoo bottle in shower danger

A spate of hospital admissions of people with shampoo bottles wedged up their anus has led to a public warning about the danger posed by taking shampoo bottles and soap into the shower. “Every...

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Yikes 12.10.12 1:22pm
Yikes
Man manages to walk past Ann Summers without feeling like a sex offender

In what is thought to be the first recorded case of its kind, a single, male member of the human race today finally succeeded in traversing the frontage of an Ann Summers shop without experiencing...

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jamsieoconnor 12.10.12 1:15pm
Gerontius
Ageing gorilla says "Attenborough wanted us to romp with him" 0
Drylaw 12.10.12 1:13pm
Drylaw
Celebrity plaque removed from Bradford takeaway 0
medici2471 12.10.12 12:59pm
medici2471
Athens Riots As ECB Refuses To Hand Over Greek Share Of Nobel Prize Money 0
Nowherefast 12.10.12 12:49pm
Nowherefast
Turkey declares on Syria and Christmas

More to follow...

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apepper 12.10.12 12:13pm
charlies_hat
Armstrong admits he dropped a bollock. 0
Lucy4 12.10.12 11:03am
Lucy4
Krankies under investigation after revelations that they married in the 70's 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 10:47am
simonjmr
Nobel peace prize corruption allegations

Critics have claimed that Jim fixed it for EU and EU and EU, (Ba pa Baaaah Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba pa Baaaaaaa!) sorry...

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moanygit 12.10.12 10:34am
moanygit
Jane Fonda launches new Rocking Chair workout

Hollywood legend and fitness guru Jane Fonda has launched her latest fitness DVD following the success of “Fit & Strong” and “Walkout” in 2011. “Rock till you Drop,” which was filmed...

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Dick Everyman 12.10.12 10:34am
Dick Everyman
Sarah Brightman 'regretting signing up for rapid weight-loss programme'. 5
Boutros 12.10.12 10:08am
Sinnick
14yr old returns Cycling Proficiency Badge after testing positive for Refreshers 3
seymour totti 12.10.12 9:55am
gaijintendo
Shock as Sue Pollard refuses to attend envelope opening 0
vertical 12.10.12 9:37am
vertical
Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Third Reich 0
Old Hat 12.10.12 9:36am
Old Hat
Biden sets Ryan's pants on fire to prove he is a liar liar 0
Hooch 12.10.12 9:32am
Hooch
Wood Bee Satirist Still Buzzing. 4
arthurminnit 12.10.12 9:27am
charlies_hat
Lance Armstrong tests positive for bullshit

In a further blow to his reputation, Lance Armstrong was today found to have tested positive for bullshit after denying the extensive allegations of cheating made against him by the US Anti-Doping...

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Long Distance Clara 12.10.12 9:15am
button
Frankie & Bennys claim alcohol policy allows them to serve tots 3
seymour totti 12.10.12 8:43am
AReader
SAVILE ROW TO BE RENAMED

Horrified by the allegations surrounding dead DJ Jimmy Saville, shops along the famous Mayfair street have reported a massive drop in sales. “It was bad enough after the Fast Show” said I M A...

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Boogoid 12.10.12 8:42am
Sinnick
Cameron clarifies : "You'll sink, I'll swim" 3
FlashArry 12.10.12 8:40am
Sinnick
Lance Armstrong caught giving himself 5 stars on NB sub 1
Lucy4 12.10.12 8:37am
AReader
USADA strip Fab Four of No.1 hit records

In a move that has shocked the show business world, the USADA have today stripped The Beatles of all of their number one hits. A USADA spokesman presented a 100 page report which he said proved...

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Hong Kong Phooey 12.10.12 8:36am
Sinnick
Savile accusations will continue from now until the end of time...

A librarian in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, reports that Jimmy Saville borrowed a book, in 1973 - “it was either a book about raping children or a Haynes manual for a Ford Capri” - and never...

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Tripod 12.10.12 8:29am
arthurminnit
Man eating main, hor d'oeuvre, dessert, then starter suffered eating disorder 2
Perks 12.10.12 8:26am
Sinnick
Cheap Skate Cameron Orders British Gas To Introduce Fun Runs For The Elderly....

This winter. Sick and lame next?...

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Jesse Bigg 12.10.12 7:38am
Jesse Bigg