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Corby Trouser Press added to Appellation D’Origine list 9
Zadok the second 3 years

The Corby Trouser Press, a hotel-based item mainly used by travelling sales reps with a preference for a crease down the front of their trousers has been awarded AoC status to protect it from cheap...

North Korea bring WWIII plans forward in honour of HMS Ark Royals decomissioning 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Ben Elton lined up to star in new "Man from A.U.N.T.I.E" movie alongside Clunes 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Stop Press: Carol Vorderman turns a job down... 7
Doylem 3 years

“I won’t do it, it demeans me and insults the audience’s intelligence. [i]How[/i] much did you say?”...

The United Nations Environment Programme takes steps to protect Celtic TIger 0
simonjmr 3 years

The United Nations Environment Programme (Unep) says that the St Petersburg Declaration will strengthen international collaboration to protect the majestic wild cats, and extended the protection to...

Proud Charles suggests son get horse-faced slapper on the side who swallows. 8
MADJEZ 3 years

More tabloid speculation soon...

Experts discover 'additional letters' in Janet Street-Porter's name 2
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Janet Street-Porter has admitted she was 'astounded' when researchers revealed that she has three instances of a previously unknown letter in her name. The new letter, provisionally called "tea" by...

UK Christmas tree imports disrupted by anti-fir campaigners 4
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

‘Big society’ chosen by Oxford academics with too much time on their hands... 1
Doylem 3 years

‘Big Society’ has beaten off words such as ‘vuvuzela’ and ‘staycation’, to be chosen by Oxford academics as the ‘Word of 2010’ “It looks good on the page”, says Susie Dent, of...

Woman stuck in bathroom for 20 days claims she still hasn't got her makeup right 0
simonjmr 3 years
Schoolkids graduate from ‘bunking off’ to ‘going on strike’... 0
Doylem 3 years
‘Swedish-style’ education system fails to deliver 5
Zadok the second 3 years

Michael Gove’s brave new vision of schools in Britain being designed to deliver quality education in a way that provides value-for-money for the taxpayer has fallen at the first hurdle. “Many of...

Dolphin-friendly tuna fish thought to 'detest' whales 1
dicky37 3 years

Biologists have revealed that while tuna have no negative effect on populations of dolphins, they harbour an intense dislike of other marine mammals, most notably whales. A three-year study funded...

Tesco Remove Man For Comparing Prices and Not Buying Starts Tit For Tat War 5
IABP 3 years

[no more soon]...

Kim Jong Il wondering what he has to do get attention of the US 1
MC One R 3 years
Andrew Strauss promises “The Ashes are beyond reproach”... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Once we get through the first few overs - a skied catch dropped, a fumbled run-out and a slight problem with no-balls during overs 7 and 9 - you’ll see the lads working their socks off to beat...

The Snowlidays are coming, the Snowlidays are coming 2
simonjmr 3 years

Britain braces itself for several days of impromptu days off work due to snowfall. More soon...

Gene Hunt to narrate programme on period between this cricket tour and the last 0
MC One R 3 years

tentatively named Ashes to Ashes. I'm here all week...

Umpires under contract to develop one, mildly amusing, on-field eccentricity... 4
Doylem 3 years
Pundits primed, cakes baked, pitch marked, bribes taken: “Play!”... 0
Doylem 3 years
RIP Ingrid Pitt: 'Fangs for the mammaries...' 3
pinxit 3 years
JLS Switch on the Lights at Number 15 Chessington Avenue 2
IABP 3 years

JLS turned up at 15 Chessington Avenue last night to switch on the Christmas lights for the Thompson family. They had accepted an invitation from dad, Adrian Thompson, to switch on the modest festive...

Hollywood Delighted with Alternative Ending For New Generic Mining Disaster Film 5
IABP 3 years
Teacher "set for significant snowball" - if Tomkins Minor has his way 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Rowan Williams acknowledges “the sanctity of indiscriminate shagging”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Fury as someone who isn't good at something on TV gets to carry on doing it 3
Oxbridge 3 years

The British people are in an increasingly angry mood because someone who has been dancing/singing/twatting about the Australian jungle on television for 8 weeks/6 weeks/a few days has been allowed to...

Mis-matched couple host ‘chalk and cheese’ party... 4
Doylem 3 years
UN to send in peace keeping force to Millbank Office as students repeat demo's 0
Basil_B 3 years
Let Joy be Confined! 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

In a surprise move, which is likely to prove controversial, the General Synod of the Church of England decided to appropriate the word Joy for the sole use of the clergy., A spokesman explained...

Face of Jesus found on mouldy Ryveta... 0
Doylem 3 years

“It’s definitely Jesus”, says Brian Dolan, who found the crispbread in a packet that had probably been in his car for months. “Unless it's Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury. It’s...