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Football shirts sold to keep clubs afloat.

Football fans are up in arms about the current price of football shirts, most specifically the latest incarnation of the England National Squad kit for £55. People have slammed the price as...

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CrazyJay 21.03.12 11:16pm
JETFAB
Ice hotels criticised for giving guests a cool reception. 1
weematt 21.03.12 9:55pm
Immunis
Mitchell and Coren admit they tried to announce engagement "for months"

David Mitchell and Victoria Coren today confirmed they were getting married, with Mitchell adding the couple had been somewhat surprised it had taken people so long to realise. "We first announced...

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grumblechops 21.03.12 9:45pm
Immunis
Riots break out in Trumpton over fire station closure

Violence erupted in the sleepy backwater of Trumpton last night following the announcement that the Fire Station would be closed and services provided by Fireman Sam Plc from CBBC. Pugh, Pugh, Barney...

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Immunis 21.03.12 9:42pm
Immunis
Global warming escalated to global heating 0
Dumbnews 21.03.12 9:20pm
Dumbnews
Fat smug bastards spark up on sofas as another top athlete's heart bursts

more later. It's all b-j's fault (ref chat room)...

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dvo4fun 21.03.12 8:32pm
Perks
Pre-stressed concrete causes Hammersmith Flyover panic attack 3
nickb 21.03.12 6:52pm
dvo4fun
Serial killers up in arms over new Manson Tax 1
ronseal 21.03.12 6:46pm
JETFAB
David and Victoria announce first child to be called Brooklyn 2
Sinnick 21.03.12 6:13pm
Scroat
Bill Roach had sex with over 1000 women; some non-imaginary

More to follow...

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apepper 21.03.12 4:23pm
bonjonelson
Cash bypasses marketing executives and gets wasted on poor people - shock!

As much as 10p in every pound of charity donations is being syphoned away from marketing executives and is turned into food for poor foreigners, many of who have zero brand recognition, reports...

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ronseal 21.03.12 4:17pm
Golgo13
Introducing: The George Michael Special Edition Mercedes

The most exclusive Mercedes C-Class ever has been designed exclusively to meet the needs of a discerning 80s popstar. Nicknamed the Fatherfigure, the GM230 is unique. Boasting four extra ashtrays...

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Zadok the second 21.03.12 3:06pm
Zadok the second
Hitler's faked orgasms exposed. 0
nickb 21.03.12 2:24pm
nickb
U2 lawyers refuse to act pro bono 0
nickb 21.03.12 2:23pm
nickb
Sunday trading laws scrapped in effort to reduce catholic child abuse 0
medici2471 21.03.12 2:13pm
medici2471
Budget News: Stephanie Flanders' eyebrows up by a further 30% 0
wallster 21.03.12 2:00pm
wallster
Civil List to be renamed Hereditary Benefits and paid by giro 0
cinquecento 21.03.12 1:31pm
cinquecento
Budget News: Eric Pickles to be reduced by 20% from April 2012 0
wallster 21.03.12 1:22pm
wallster
"Love thy neighbours" says woman whose neighbours live two miles away

In a rare address to mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen urged everyone to embrace their neighbours, 'even if they live a good half hour's walk away, like mine.' In a ceremony at Westminster Hall,...

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hughesroland 21.03.12 12:51pm
hughesroland
Failed Apiarist had no Plan Bee 5
ronseal 21.03.12 12:28pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Muamba

Muamba told Torres scored twice, how long have I been out he asks...

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waggy 21.03.12 12:20pm
waggy
Homeopathy in crisis after water loses its memory 9
button 21.03.12 12:17pm
Midfield Diamond
Richard Branson's VI and V2 missiles are heading for London

A re-work of yesterday's War & Peace length sub. Any comments appreciated. Ta Transport Minister Norman Baker has announced that Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic is the preferred bidder for...

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dvo4fun 21.03.12 12:16pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sunday "worship" change for Games 0
simonjmr 21.03.12 12:15pm
simonjmr
Cabinet Ministers bang the table as secretaries and 'friends' not available 0
Mandy Lifeboat 21.03.12 12:14pm
Mandy Lifeboat
HOT CROSS BUNS PRICE FIXING SCANDAL

Christians are being tricked and left confused about the recommended retail price of their favourite symbolic Easter treat. Hot Cross Buns are commonly advertised as being one a penny, two a penny....

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Roger Povey 21.03.12 12:10pm
Roger Povey
Illegal blogging worth billions claim World Bank

Its report, Justice for Social Networks, says that most illegal blogging operations are run by organised crime, and much of the profit goes to corrupt officials. Countries affected include...

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simonjmr 21.03.12 11:27am
simonjmr
Samantha Mumba tweets, thanks for the well wishes but I'm fine and healthy,

Thanks for remembering it has been 12 years since my number 2 single More soon...

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simonjmr 21.03.12 11:22am
simonjmr
Costa Cruises to sponsor ITV’s Titanic 0
Ian Searle 21.03.12 11:13am
Ian Searle
Bercow pens Diamond Jubilee anthem

Picture yourself in a palace by a river, With tangerine hats and marmalade toast, Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, I'm the queen with kaleidoscope eyes Commonwealth flags of yellow...

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Boutros 21.03.12 10:59am
Boutros