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Breathing IS bad for you.

Smoking, Alcohol, Fatty Foods, even tomatoes, have one thing in common - they have all been accused of being bad for you. Now scientists at Preston University Hospital in Lancashire claim that after...

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Marko 30.01.12 11:58am
Major Clanger
May brands Hester 'nuisance neighbour' after constant cash bonfires 0
cinquecento 30.01.12 11:15am
cinquecento
Bloodshed as residents take May’s ‘community trigger’ scheme a bit too literally

More opportunities to put Theresa May in the firing line soon...

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kimllfixit 30.01.12 10:56am
kimllfixit
Debt strewn Phone Handset manufacturer goes into receivership 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:51am
Iamthestig
Space between 2 words is a gap in the market, exclaim experts 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:49am
Iamthestig
RBS Boss rejects £1m bonus after receiving 200% pay rise 0
Iamthestig 30.01.12 10:48am
Iamthestig
George Osbourne backs research that a zap to the Balls does no harm 0
charlies_hat 30.01.12 10:00am
charlies_hat
Ed Balls: "Labour could turn UK economy around, if given just one chance at it" 0
dvo4fun 30.01.12 9:19am
dvo4fun
National Lottery defends bonus ball 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 9:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Sarkozy financial transaction tax to exempt to short selling 0
Duncan Biscuit 30.01.12 9:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Ed Miliband to employ Rowan Atkinson as stunt double. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 30.01.12 9:10am
Son of Barnabas
"Fried Chicken, the secret to a long life -" says worlds oldest fat person

American Patsy Sternwaller, 99, from Tennessee is looking forward to reaching her hundredth birthday next week. What makes this story so remarkable however, is that Patsy, who hasn't left her house...

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Marko 30.01.12 8:54am
Marko
Spice Girls to reunite and form one giant Spice Girl 3
hughesroland 30.01.12 7:54am
John Ffitch-Rucker
People who say, "When it's your turn to die, it's your turn to die"

still look both ways before crossing the road...

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Smart Alex 29.01.12 10:44pm
Smart Alex
Claimants to wear benefit caps

"I'm on benefits" and "Not working, just claiming" are two of the slogans the Department of Employment are planning for compulsory headgear to be worn by benefit claimants. "The so called benefits...

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nickb 29.01.12 10:00pm
Sinnick
Super Hero degrees to be introduced to help reduce UK crime levels

At one time, every UK citizen was able to walk the streets safe at night without fear of attack. These days however, things are sadly different, with muggings in dark, unlit alleyways, knife crime...

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Marko 29.01.12 9:58pm
Username
Unemployed refused Chinese kitchen job "Wokshy". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 29.01.12 9:14pm
yussle
Health and Safety Laws to crackdown on emotional see-saws. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.01.12 9:09pm
Al OPecia
Holland copies UK and introduces benefit Dutch caps

More to follow...

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apepper 29.01.12 8:03pm
apepper
Chinese website caught selling fake placebo tablets. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 29.01.12 6:50pm
Sinnick
Women greenhouse executives complain of glass ceiling

More to follow...

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apepper 29.01.12 6:24pm
apepper
'Plenty more fish in the sea,' jokes dumped fisherman 0
hughesroland 29.01.12 6:09pm
hughesroland
Archbishop calls for ban on different sex marriage

Archbishop of York, Dr John Sentamu, has called for the end of different sex marriage. "Were Adam and Eve married? Did Jesus get married? No. It's clear that the Bible is against marriage and the...

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apepper 29.01.12 5:38pm
apepper
Ed Milliband To Undergo Surgery to Become Electable

The Labour leader has long fought off accusations that his nerdish appearance would hinder his chances of winning the next election. Mr. Miliband often argued with his advisers that voters cared...

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Hooch 29.01.12 4:34pm
deskpilot3
DHL to deliver Christmas presents in Seasonal Shake up.

In a statement issued from his North Pole headquarters today Santa Clause has announced a sale of 49% of Christmas to a Group of several large multi-nationals and a Private equity buyer., The press...

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virtuallywill 29.01.12 3:11pm
virtuallywill
Chaotic intermediary charged with Disorderly Conduit. 1
dvo4fun 29.01.12 1:59pm
Countdown's Susie Dent revealed to be a puppet.

Only a few days after shocking the nation by showing a contestant submitting the word 'Wanker', Channel 4 are facing a fresh scandal against their flagship show Countdown (presented at the moment by...

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WatcherMark 29.01.12 1:19pm
dvo4fun
Retired Nurse with woodwork O Level makes A&E unit out of Garden Shed

Retired Manchester nurse, Betty Doyle, 67, has used woodwork skills learned at Prestbury Modern over 30 years ago, to turn the shed in her back garden into a state of the art Accident and Emergency...

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Marko 29.01.12 1:16pm
dvo4fun
Other players "We would shake Terry's hand, if only he washed them after a piss" 1
dvo4fun 29.01.12 11:16am
John Ffitch-Rucker
RBS Boss to be stripped of the title “Mr”

Stephen Hester, the RBS Chief Executive who will take a million pound bonus may forfeit the right to be called “Mr”, according to a Government committee which usually deals with knighthoods and...

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nickb 29.01.12 11:11am
John Ffitch-Rucker