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President Karzai assassination plot foiled 0
greg various 4 years

Nobody knows why...

delightfullyodd 4 years

more to follow...

Concern's Mount Over Isle Of Wight's Nuclear Weapons Program 0
Textbook 4 years
Knox 'looking forward to Halloween' 0
roybland 4 years
Nobel Chemistry Prize awarded for novel wallpaper pattern. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 4 years
Pakistani cricketers claim racism as "only asian team members" face trial. 0
dvo4fun 4 years
I lie all the time, admits journalist 5
Zadok the second 4 years

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I find that journalists are ‘making stuff up’, I admitted yesterday. As a professional who started writing copy in a sweaty, cigarette-filled...

James Murdoch wins Nobel Prize for Literature - "For Outstanding Fiction" 2
apepper 4 years

News International Chairman, James Murdoch, has been awarded this year's Nobel Prize for literature for his "outstanding contribution to fiction." The citation reads; "Mr Murdoch has created an...

Apple CEO happy as life saving op delayed for equipment's software update 7
ronseal 4 years

Surgeons who were anxious to begin a new round of treatment on Steve Jobs have been delayed as equipment has automatically embarked on a lengthy software update. "Oh well, fair enough, updating...

Mass stranding of Liberal MPs expected after Tories unveil new policies 0
simonjmr 4 years
Apple boss forgets phone at phone launch 6
ED209 4 years
British woman dies in New York, the day Knox arrives back in US tabloids fume. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Cameron offers to 'Consolidate your debts into one low monthly payment' 0
Screenie 4 years
Unpronounceable surnames leads to rise in Deed Poles 0
vertical 4 years

hat tip to Bogumierz Waszkiewicz...

Cameron to re-draft conference address after "Rubbishy Twaddle and Bunken" found 0
thisisall1word 4 years

There was further confusion and embaressment for the Conservative Party during their conference this week when in was discovered that David Cameron would be rewritting parts of his speech after a...

Italian Police say Forte Knox is not a US army base 0
RJWinter 4 years
"I'll pay off your credit card debt" says Cameron 0
greg various 4 years

To people who only hear what they want to hear...

Greece avoids defaulting by crossing fingers & claiming "fainites - no returns". 0
seymour totti 4 years
Clear off your card debt, and then just Clear Off, says Cameron 2
Drylaw 4 years
IOW residents 'speechless' as the Jazz Singer hits cinema screen 0
simonjmr 4 years

"Talkies will never take off" said one Shankiln resident yesterday as unheralded crowds of 25 people queued outside the Shanklin Odeon to witness the all singing, dancing and talking Jazz Singer for...

UK pubs win rights not to show ESPN football coverage 0
simonjmr 4 years
"Our future lies in magic beans" claims Cameron 0
simonjmr 4 years
Wilkinson hits back at 'doubters' 0
Screenie 4 years

In a press conference this morning to announce Jonny Wilkinson fit to play France in the World Cup Quarter final clash Jonny hit out at those that had been suggesting his injury may be a boost for...

Dexia Bank's midnight runner fears. More soon 4
dvo4fun 4 years

I was logging on to post this (sad but true) but think I may have heard Eddie Mair in the background using it on R4. Or it may have been the voices in my head. Either way. Fish. Barrel. Sorry...

Jolie shows world what an under-nourished woman looks like 0
Gary Baldy 4 years
Self-righteous plant geneticist announces development of moral maize 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

with a rye grin...

Womankind expresses eternal grattitude to Sure for making them wear little bells 4
DrTurmoil 4 years

Women of the world united today to declare their appreciation of the work of deodorant company Sure which, through getting them to wear little tiny bells to show what busy little bees they often are,...

Italy's style rating slashed 0
spoole2112 4 years

The plight of the Italian economy is having a profound effect on the country's dress sense as Milan's Golden Quad shopping district, once the home the flagship Gucci, Versace and Valentino stores,...

God Love you but fucking hates me, says research 0
ronseal 4 years
New iPhone has better camera. In other news, world economy has collapsed. 1
apepper 4 years

The world was stunned yesterday when a new, slightly improved, iPhone was released. A user explained, "I don't take any photographs, but having a better camera swings the deal for me - I'm buying...