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Shock contradiction lowers recession fears after contraction was spelt wrongly. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Brentford FC propose move to Olympic Sailing Venue. 0
seymour totti 3 years

Brentford FC have submitted plans to make use of facilities from the 2012 Olympics once the games are over. They intend to take over the Weymouth and Portland National Sailing Academy, leading to...

Haggis finally designated ‘foodstuff’ rather than weapon of self-defence... 1
Doylem 3 years
News Of The World offers money to hacking victims. 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"There will be an application form in next Sunday's paper", a spokesman explained. "[s]Contestants[/s] Applicants will also to collect six tokens from The Sun, and one from the News Of The World."...

Ena Sharples to return to Coronation Street. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

ITV refused to comments on romours that she had been found frozen in a block of ice in a cellar by firemen dealing with the arson attack...

“Every night is burns night down at A & E”, says overworked junior doctor... 0
Doylem 3 years
I deleted it 14
melody 3 years
Downing street Rat Problem blamed on Pickles 0
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

The cause of the recent Downing Street rat infestation has been traced to Eric Pickles. A Downing street source has revealed that the minister for Communities and Local Government very rarely turns...

At a NATO (North Atlantic Trout Outing ) dinner a young fry 0
melody 3 years

made a Culinary Faux pas with the fish knife ...

She got the offside call right, say men, but I still wouldn't 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Ah, but we really don't understand the LBW law, women admit 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Page 3 babe 'doubtful' that any Murdoch employees would be sexist 2
ianslat 3 years
Israel-Palestine talks to be replaced by game of "pass the parcel". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

..and did those feet...

Chav and Ned under obloquy after criticising Daft Tart 1
arflaethel 3 years

A chav and a Ned in the pay of a Pimp were reported to be not giving a toss about anything, as they have inflatable heads. Meanwhile, Page Three Stunner Sian Massey is thought to have only a hazy...

Haiti to be re-named 'late afternoon snack'... 8
victory V 3 years

to avoid accusations of pretentiousness. More soon...

Al Qaeda to sue Chechen rebels for breach of copyright. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
The Man With No Name brings Luton Airport to a standstill 5
Zadok the second 3 years

A mysterious soft-spoken cowboy caused chaos at a Luton airport check-in desk yesterday, thanks to a completely blank passport. The laconic and morally-ambiguous yet strangely compelling outsider...

Ron Atkinson to replace Andy Gray and Richard Keys for 'off mike' commentary 0
thackaray 3 years
25% cutbacks in BBC Websites. New URL to be http://ww.bc.c.u 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Ed Balls turns down police protection for his family... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
BBC appoint first openly straight interior design show host 0
judged 3 years

London, UK, Harry Smith is set to break the mould on Wednesday night when he becomes the first explicitly straight presenter of a BBC interiors program. Hailing the appointment as 'a dramatic step...

Andy Gray and Richard Keys to appear on Loose Women 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Shock Survey - Almost All Self Abuse Goes Unreported 2
MC One R 3 years

According to a study, approximately 90% of UK self-abuse cases go unreported. "Incidents of self-abuse number in the millions," said Professor Tony Inchpractice, Director of Studies. "And it's not...

The gaiety of nations: Belgium's contribution 5
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

As ultra-Liberal puppet régimes flounder world-wide under the pressure of obvious, forseeable shortcomings of their policies, and governments cobbled together in mirrored halls filled with Chinese...

Downing Street Rat Mistaken For Clegg 0
Ddigon o broblem 3 years

"Im a Rat not a Prat" squeaks the Rodent...

Berlusconi’s party gaining support, “ever since Silvio shagged that donkey”... 2
Doylem 3 years
"Strawberry fields forever" now organically remastered 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Pair of tits caught offside in soccer sexism row 4
Gerontius 3 years

fast-forward button...

Ed Balls overheard saying "Someone will have to explain politics to my wife". 0
MC One R 3 years
One-legged writer sueing Website for suggesting his jokes are crap 3
Trickster 3 years

told he hasn't got a leg to stand on...