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Invite to inspect Iraqi WMD facilities found “stuck in USA’s junk mail folder"

A spokesman for the US military today confirmed that a “routine clearout” of email folders had turned up a number of interesting documents, including a full and unconditional invitation to...

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grumblechops 22.03.12 8:45pm
Dumbnews
Toulouse apartment for sale. Bathroom needs work. 9
Boutros 22.03.12 8:41pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Rare footage leaked of Freddie Mercury in Queen.

Duke of Edinburgh "furious"...

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AledW 22.03.12 8:32pm
Perks
Stephen Hawking to feature in first episode of The Voice 0
Mandy Lifeboat 22.03.12 8:31pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Osborne: 'Rise in stranded out-of-fuel drivers shows new confidence in economy'

The AA has reported a 20% increase in call-outs from motorists who have run out of fuel, a figure hailed by keen motorist George Osborne as 'a real sign of growing confidence in Britain.' With...

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22.03.12 8:30pm
Perks
Roman stash found in Bath - shows ancient tax evasion say experts

Our history correspondent reports. Archaeologists were not surprised when about £350K in Roman coins from about 270AD were found in Bath. Around that time, in what we now call England, there was a...

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weematt 22.03.12 8:22pm
weematt
Professional Wrestling To Drop The Pretense And Embrace Sodomy

After years and years of rumour and innuendo, professional wrestling league WWF finally decided to drop the act and change the rule books to allow for hardcore man on man sex in the ring. Harris...

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Textbook 22.03.12 6:01pm
RickH
No-show by caber thrower – Didn't appear to give a toss

caber n. A long heavy wooden pole tossed end over end as a demonstration of strength in Scottish highland games. Read more:...

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weematt 22.03.12 6:01pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Police hunt mischievous Rabbi after anonymous tip-off. 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 22.03.12 5:59pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Cash-strapped Beeb forced to show reruns of The News

BBC News chiefs today revealed that budget constraints had left them with no alternative but to fill some of its airtime with repeats of classic episodes from days gone by. Director General Mark...

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grumblechops 22.03.12 5:36pm
grumblechops
New Inland Revenue campaign - Being rich needn't be taxing 0
weematt 22.03.12 4:38pm
weematt
THE WATER BOARD, THE ARMY AND THE NHS MAKE MAN’S LIFE A MISERY

A man and his wife, Jill, intend to take the Water Board, The Army and the NHS to court following what he sees as atrocious behaviour from all three. The man and his wife, Jill, are required to make...

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Roger Povey 22.03.12 4:33pm
Mr Target
Heston Blumenthal latest. Canine testes on toast. The dog's bollocks say critics 2
weematt 22.03.12 4:33pm
weematt
Ticket sales "slow" for Hindenburg 2 maiden flight.

German aviation engineers left deflated...

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AledW 22.03.12 4:17pm
AledW
Liverpool fans claim Andy Carroll was lifeless for more than 78 mins 0
charlies_hat 22.03.12 3:41pm
charlies_hat
Shock as woman listens to Sunday Love Songs without ulterior motive

Sociologists across Britain are hailing a breakthrough in human behaviour last Sunday morning as a 37-year-old woman from Buckinghamshire sat through Steve Wright's Sunday Love Songs on Radio 2...

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Oxbridge 22.03.12 3:31pm
Oxbridge
CBI slam Love Your Neighbour religion as "anti-business"

Business leaders are pressing the government to change the established state religion from the Church of England to a non-Christian belief system. The CBI have expressed concern that worshipping a...

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blackbroom 22.03.12 3:29pm
blackbroom
Leaked video of Tulisa sex tape apology "100% fake" say lawyers 0
charlies_hat 22.03.12 2:58pm
charlies_hat
Michelle Obama asks De Niro "Are you talkin' to me?" 0
charlies_hat 22.03.12 2:49pm
charlies_hat
F1: Expectations lowered at Scooteria Ferrari 0
JustSomeBloke 22.03.12 2:32pm
JustSomeBloke
British Tourist Arrested At JFK....

."Just cos I asked an immigration bloke, where abouts can I buy some fags?"...

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Jesse Bigg 22.03.12 1:23pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tulisa ‘intimate moment’ online vid features star in romantic candlelit dinner.

X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos has said she is ‘devastated’ after an intimate video of her sharing a ‘romantic meal for two’ with an ex-boyfriend was circulated on the internet. ...

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Gary Stanton 22.03.12 1:14pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Coalition delighted. 24/7 "I WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" channel planned 0
weematt 22.03.12 1:05pm
weematt
Correct pronunciation of 'harassed' confirmed as causing internal smugness

Scientists in the University of Essex's socio-studies group have confirmed that people who read the word 'harassed' and pronounce it in the typical English manner receive high levels of dopamine...

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MagnusOpum 22.03.12 1:02pm
MagnusOpum
Family brought together to support sick relative becomes dysfunctional again

A family that put their troubles to one side and came together in support of a desperately-ill family member has fallen out again, with many divisions. Rivalries and long-standing feuds were only...

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Midfield Diamond 22.03.12 12:53pm
Midfield Diamond
Carefree OAP Blaring Ace Tunes on Bus leaves 3 Teenage Boys Terrified.

Sara crouch(37) recalls the 'tense atomsphere and sheer intimidation factor' caused by who she describes as a 'social misfit' and 'menace to public safety'., 'She was slouched back in her seat...

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Tenpenny 22.03.12 12:02pm
Tenpenny
Toulouse gunman "brought to his knees" 0
Haywood Manley 22.03.12 12:00pm
Haywood Manley
"Power of Prayer" lobby targets Clarkson, Pickles, Gove.

Football crowds round the country will be recruited by the new Power of Prayer movement to stop the hearts of unpopular public figures.  But football fans who like Jeremy Clarkson have both...

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nickb 22.03.12 11:35am
nickb
Granny Tax critics include Ann Robinson, Mick Jagger and Wayne Rooney 0
ronseal 22.03.12 11:10am
ronseal
Fat bloke who can't stop sending boastful letters identified as Round Robin 0
ronseal 22.03.12 11:09am
ronseal