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Terry Wogan admits to miming 'Floral Dance' 2
riesler 3 years
Small iceberg 'the size of whales' breaks from glacier. 2
riesler 3 years
Pakistani Tourist board say "with one thing and another its been a bad week" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

floods, murdered tourists, support for Taliban and the cricket team .. but we do have a beach!...

No 10 rejects child milk cut idea, but will steal dinner money from smaller kids 3
virtuallywill 3 years

Big society, rich bullys...

French, galled that military intervention in Africa went unnoticed, plan UK coup 2
la maga 3 years
Emaciated pockmarked homeless addict still sure heroin makes him Burrough's heir 0
la maga 3 years
Macdonalds is proud to announce new to it's range of world burgers . 3
mrlemoncurry 3 years

Macdonalds is proud to present the next burger in it attempts to bring the varied flavours of the world to Great Britain ., [u]The Pakistan Burger :[/u], Two all beef patties infiltrated in between...

Duchess of York had 10,000 men 0
ramblesnake 3 years

revelations should clear debts with enough left over to keep me going till Christmas, says Fergie...

Duchess of York doing everything to avoid bankruptcy say her full time team 0
virtuallywill 3 years

press release and book later...

Under-fives devastated that free milk scheme is to continue 1
roybland 3 years
Twitter revolution ensures news of Japan's warm summer reaches outside world 5
Golgo13 3 years

As easy as it is to mock Twitter and the millions of sad, needy users who seek to validate their meaningless existences by slavishly following the illusion of proximity to witty celebrities, while...

Valley of Jordan claims latest victim as gynaecologist falls to death. 6
SingingHinny 3 years

The mother of a gynaecologist who was examining the nether-regions of Katie Price has spoken of her devastation after her son was swallowed by the glamour model’s cavernous front-bottom. ‘We just...

Employee sacked for entering the words 'you can' into English > Dutch translator 4
pinxit 3 years
Disability benefit cheat filmed jazz dancing sentenced to swing 5
rickwestwell 3 years
Scousers : Even we don't understand a word comedian John Bishop says. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

Liverpool's population admit 'He's not one of ours, we have no idea where he comes from.' Embarrassed BBC executives reveal they had just assumed he was a scouser, although they didn't actually...

Panasonic to build plasma TV targeted at parents 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Following recent complaints that their latest 'NeoPDP' plasma televisions attract more small smudgy fingerprints than they used to, electronics giant Panasonic has decided to specifically target the...

Pakistan flood victims exasperated by ‘it never rains but its pours ‘ pun ! 0
BlackAndroid 3 years
Disagreement about acceptibility of the word 'cunt' mars otherwise good date 3
la maga 3 years
Pakistan cricket team pray for rain 0
roybland 3 years
'We're all in this together' agrees sewage worker 0
roybland 3 years
World sauna event favourite dies having quoted he’d win ‘no sweat’. 1
BlackAndroid 3 years
US declares fatwah against Scotch cardinal 'for hurting our feelings'. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Girls outperform boys on GCSE and A-level results days, study finds 2
roybland 3 years

Girls do much better than boys when opening their GCSE and A-level results, according to research from Manchester University. ‘Girls far outperform boys in hysterics, histrionics and dramatic...

Boy, 9, in accidental fruit and veg overdose 0
Des Custard 3 years

Nine year old Sam Ryder of Stevenage is in a stable condition this morning following an accidental fruit and vegetable overdose. His mother Aimee described the moment when a relaxing family...

Kids now scare each other shitless with 'Michael Gove will come and get you' 0
la maga 3 years
Teenager ignores peer pressure, heeds government warning passed on by teacher 1
la maga 3 years
Police corner Raoul Moat killer joke ,it tops itself . 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Search for Raoul Moat killer joke goes on... 0
roybland 3 years
Drugs watchdog warns casual summertime users to ‘be wary of cut grass.’ 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Finalist at the World Self-Barbeque Contest dies 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years

The organiser said all the rules had been followed but the competitor had insisted on toughing it out on a slow rotisserie to a "well done" consistency A delve into the history of the competeition...