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Shock as teacup with storm in enters the food chain 0
ED209 3 years

The general public was reeling in shock and taking shelter in nuclear bunkers today, as it was revealed that a teacup, which had formerly contained a storm, was used for a cup of Tetley by Mrs....

American Beef : Over sexed, over bred and over here 2
mugwump 3 years

with their stockings and chewing gum, impressing our heifers!...

RyanAir Avoid Bulges During Air Bungee Rollout 0
mugwump 3 years

The value of RyanAir shares jumped 11% today, as chief executive Michael O'Leary announced commercial cargo bays are to be substantially enlarged, as the company’s new ‘Wetbag’ policy is...

Wyclef will run for Haiti premiership 'two times' 1
fernandomando 3 years
When the Pope was asked what he was going to do about a group of 0
arrghgarry 3 years

former abused choiroys who were going sue his lillywhite ass he replied "fuck em"...

Australian Doctors tell patient that when his dog ate his toe it saved his life 0
arrghgarry 3 years

in order to save the dogs life...

Girl Guides' "anti airbrushing" campaign pictures are 'shopped with sexy models 0
thackaray 3 years

The Girl Guides Association are complaining to the Press Complaints Commission over allegations that pictures of them launching a campaign against the practice of airbrushing were in fact airbrushed....

Further oil on BP's troubled waters.... 0
topbrief 3 years

Further oil on BP's troubled waters. With the leaking oil well now apparently successfully plugged it might have looked as though BP’s troubles were now all behind them. The dismissal of the Chief...

Leeds Social Services criticised for putting 12 year old girl on eBay 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"We anticipate that there would be some abhorrence however, young Vicky here has a string of convictions from bag snatching to smack dealing, GBH, possession of a knife with intent to kill, extortion...

Bahrain to introduce Wrist-O-Meter in Gay clampdown 16
Sharpehunter 3 years

Human Rights activists and campaigners have responded with outrage,"These measures are an outrage, and coming from a country where 90% of the male population wear skirts and have Freddie Mercury...

ID cards for foreigners must be worn as badges, preferably star-shaped 0
la maga 3 years
A Mars A Day Helps al-Megrahi Play 13
FX Man 3 years

Convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi, who was released early from his sentence for medical reasons, has revealed the secret of his new found longevity. Originally given only three months...

Krankies to conduct the 'taking offence on behalf of ethnics' ritual this Xmas 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Suburbiton Council has invited the Krankies to perform the regular taking offence on behalf of ethnics ceremony at Xmas. Every Xmas, in what has become a time honoured tradition, Suburbiton Council...

Newmeadows, Cloned Meat Farmer claims he has eaten the stuff for years 2
Sharpehunter 3 years

and there is nothing wrong with him. He also maintains that the rumours of him having unfeasibly large testicles is simply...

Jobs says new female exec more than just i-candy 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Armoured dinner jacket saves Iranian president from bomb attack. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More spoonerism...

Bin Laden killed in ‘friendly fire’ incident 2
uddertucker 3 years

The US Military has today confirmed celebrity terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been killed in a friendly fire incident involving US and British forces in Afghanistan., General Mark van Basten told a...

Cloned beef diners give first reviews... 3
Oh Danny Boy 3 years

"Tastes a bit like chicken."...

Ahmadinejad not assassinated again today, boasts Iranian government. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Shropshire villagers in campaign against 'eyesore' poly time-tunnels 8
jp1885 3 years

Residents of the pretty Shropshire village of Irwin-on-the-Allen have vowed to take their fight against the erection of physics-defying polytunnels to the high court, after a local fruit grower was...

Highland Farmer says cloned meat was only sold to the Prison Service.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

and denies that this may have had anything to do with Al-Megrahi's miracle cure of his anal cancer or the transformation of Raoul Moat from a caring family man into a deviant, psychopathic,...

Russian fires: rise in price of bread offset by drop in price of toast 0
jp1885 3 years
Tall people will lead better lives, new research suggests 0
sodhat 3 years

Groundbreaking new research has been released today that purports to prove that taller people will lead ‘better, more productive and happier’ lives. Professor Doolan from the London and Regional...

After World Cup win, Torres relishing challenge of getting Liverpool up to sixth 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Government spokesman says cloned meat "only went on sale in Lidl". 0
FX Man 3 years
Simon Cowell in pre-emptive X Factor backlash backlash 3
Phlegm 3 years

Pop supremo Simon Cowell has attempted to head off any criticism of his pop chart dominance this year by launching a facebook group slamming Rage Against the Machine. The group imaginatively entitled...

Iranian Students claim responsibility for rag week stunt attack on President.. 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

A group of Iranian Students who found some cannabis and got stoned, have appeared on Iranian State TV and claimed responsibility for the attack on the Iranian President's motor-cade. Wanting to...

Cuban wants to buy texas Rangers ,Fidel Castro denys it`s him 0
arrghgarry 3 years


Premier League hopes to set up free schools 0
newbietryer 3 years

No really Exciting, Wayne Rooney, Beckhams, Alex Ferguson, England, WAG lessons, where to start?...

Tramps to be given ‘forlorn look training’ 0
sodhat 3 years

Tramps to be given ‘forlorn look training’ London’s Tramps today got a huge boost with Boris Johnson’s announcement that they would be given free dogs and forlorn look training, in a drive...