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Hoseasons re-branded Asons, offering holidays using water

whilst offering a unique break...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:47pm
Laughingstock
La Senza ban panti-hose for the summer

because we didn't think it was appropriate to have stock on display in case of a fine...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:39pm
Laughingstock
Hozelock immobilised until the Autumn...

according to a statement they issued today...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:37pm
Laughingstock
Replacement bus service in operation between stations 7 and 8 of the cross

churchgoers warned...

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button 05.04.12 8:58pm
button
Sky News man faces sacking, loses backing over kayaking hacking. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 05.04.12 8:38pm
button
Old woman gives money back

In York today there is news that a Maundy tradition was fulfilled when a woman of German descent gave back some money she'd had siphoned her way back to some of the people who'd had it taken. She was...

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Yorkist 05.04.12 7:47pm
Yorkist
Author believes writer's block could ....eh....er....um....... 0
weematt 05.04.12 6:02pm
weematt
Tesco/NHS cancer checkout experiment hits problems

Tesco and the NHS are piloting a scheme that allows customers to check themselves for cancer at new 'Check Yourself Out' checkouts., Tesco Head of New Ideas, Alex Fleming, said “The idea came from...

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weematt 05.04.12 5:29pm
weematt
Tories To Break The Link With Lib-Dems At Next Election.......

.And cosy up with the new 'Metal Trade Party' Suits you Cammy...

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Jesse Bigg 05.04.12 4:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Does beauty pain give you the balls off?

Ooh, look at you there! You are [url=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41393000/jpg/_41393306_ap_coffin203.jpg]cryed on the outside[/url]. Whit woozers,...

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youbuyitnow 05.04.12 4:36pm
weematt
Top Shelf Scientists Prove Samantha Brick "Impassable Obstacle to Masturbation" 0
thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:55pm
thisisall1word
Samantha Brick in shock ugly makeover series 0
DiY 05.04.12 3:47pm
DiY
James Murdoch Announces He Is To Step Down From Next Two NewsCorp Positions

James Murdoch announced that he would be standing down from the chairmanship of BSkyB and also took the oppurtunity to announce he would also be standing down from whichever the next two positions he...

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thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:45pm
DiY
New EU Rule Reduces Capacity For Outrage By One Litre

The EU Council For The Perpetuation Of Regulations has announced a new rule reducing the capacity for outrage in the population of member states by one litre., "We have seen a lot of outrageous...

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Supremecourtjester 05.04.12 3:17pm
Supremecourtjester
Dail Mail digusted that immigrant Panda's costing UK tax payer £660k a year

"What's more they are trying for kids, that means more benefits and a greater burden of the UK tax payer" More soon...

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simonjmr 05.04.12 3:06pm
simonjmr
Minister warns proposed 'Cub benefit' could lead to surge in Panda population 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:49pm
Underconstruction
Leper colony starts fund-raiser for Samantha Brick

A Leper colony in Africa has put its money where its mouth was, and agreed to come to the aid of struggling 'beauty', Samantha Brick. Hounded by people with a basic grasp of manners, Brick is...

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05.04.12 2:48pm
cinquecento
Pandas failure to mate 'not a black and white issue' 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:32pm
Underconstruction
Bus driver placed on Sex Offenders Register for tossing off four schoolboys. 0
weematt 05.04.12 2:29pm
weematt
Costly 'Eating blunder' Pickles mistakes Faberge egg for Cadbury’s Cream egg

more later...

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dvo4fun 05.04.12 1:06pm
dvo4fun
"Bear with me" in call centre drama

When Janine Diggle of South Shields said “bear with me” to a Barclays telephone customer, she didn’t realise how true those words were about to be. That’s exactly what she said a caller to...

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nickb 05.04.12 12:58pm
beau-jolly
Shocking Sexual Statistics revealed today by 'Offknob', the sexual regulator

Today the sex regulator has revealed new statistics that shows nearly half the population have a sex addiction, Adding that the other half have 'a vagina'...

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theadministrator 05.04.12 12:41pm
theadministrator
Half of drivers confused by highway code - explained as being women

A survey has revealedcthat half of all drivers misunderstand part of the highway code. A spokesman for the Jeremy Clarkeson survey company said that this could be explained when it was realised that...

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apepper 05.04.12 12:33pm
apepper
"When in Rome" gag finally understood by US News anchor, Ron Burgendy

I know, I Know..Im having a bad day...

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theadministrator 05.04.12 12:32pm
theadministrator
Al Qaeda capacity crippled as CIA hackers disable their porn filters

A major blow has been struck in the War on Terror as Al Qaeda operatives worldwide have been laid low as CIA agents successfully planted a worm that disabled the porn filters on their iPads and...

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Yikes 05.04.12 12:14pm
Yikes
"Beautiful" Samantha Brick to change her name to Thickasa 8
Lucy4 05.04.12 11:55am
bonjonelson
Countryside Alliance slams H&M's use of copse-like model 0
cinquecento 05.04.12 11:53am
cinquecento
Mating punctuality problem as Edinburgh Zoo panda eats and leaves 4
charlies_hat 05.04.12 11:17am
charlies_hat
A depressed crustacean cured by listening to famous band

Blue Oyster Cult...

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GillsImp 05.04.12 11:12am
GillsImp
male pandas search for mating widow. 0
arthurminnit 05.04.12 11:11am
arthurminnit