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Psychiatrist prescribes new anti-depressant called ice-cream 1
Dumbnews 22.06.12 10:05pm
TiffindeVere
"Gordon Ramsay Actually Ronald McDonald in Disguise" claims Michael Winner 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 10:04pm
TiffindeVere
"Nigella Lawson Pads Her Bra With Meringues" claims Delia 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 10:01pm
TiffindeVere
"Stevie Wonder Not Blind, Just A Brazen Liar" Claims Andrea Boccelli 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 9:57pm
TiffindeVere
Hey Nonny-Nonny NO! NO! NO!

News has emerged that ‘sides’ of Morris Men are to be outlawed between 1st of July and 30th September this year. The popular, some will argue, summer's evening beer garden and village green...

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Duff 22.06.12 9:57pm
Duff
Prince Philip 'Hid Silverware' During Obama's Palace Visit

A Buckingham Palace insider has revealed that the Duke of Edinburgh hid Her Majesty the Queen’s extensive collection of silverware in a locked closet during Obama’s visit to the Palace. ...

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TiffindeVere 22.06.12 9:39pm
Yikes
Michael Richmond-Coutts, Laird of Kunthaire: An Obituary

Michael Richmond-Coutts, 2nd laird of Kunthaire, was born and raised in a small, working-class mining village which his parents had specially built for him in the grounds of their Surrey estate....

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TiffindeVere 22.06.12 9:34pm
Yikes
Potato fraudsters target supermarkets

Tesco, Sainsbury's and Morrisons have joined forces to tackle the rise of potato scammers. Lawrence Martin, spokesman for the retail giants, explained that consumers had reported worrying signs of...

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custard cream 22.06.12 7:18pm
custard cream
Lloyd Webber To Pen Pygmalion Broadway Spoof "My Fair Ladyboy" 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:46pm
TiffindeVere
QI Answers "All Made Up", Says Fry 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:44pm
TiffindeVere
Cameron On Welsh Literacy: "I'd welcome it". 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:36pm
TiffindeVere
Cowell To Launch Make-Up Talent Show "The Max Factor" 1
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:34pm
Scroat
Hairy Bikers Show Axed After Gilette Sponsorship Deal 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:30pm
TiffindeVere
Prince Edward's TV Production Company to Film Royal Conception

Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex, is working on a three-part episodic show with his newly-reformed production company which hopes to capture on film for the first time in history the moment of...

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TiffindeVere 22.06.12 5:39pm
Sinnick
Dali art theft suspect makes getaway on an elephant on stilts. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 22.06.12 5:17pm
dominic_mcg
72 virgins starting to nag and have needs

Marwan al-Shehhi, who flew United Airline Flight 175 into Two World Trade Centre on 9/11, has expressed his increasing discontent over the conduct of his 72 virgins in paradise. According to the Abu...

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Oxbridge 22.06.12 3:50pm
JonnyJP
Germans and Greeks agree to play "double or quits" 0
grottymonty 22.06.12 3:45pm
grottymonty
NatWest vow to upgrade to IE6 1
Mandy Lifeboat 22.06.12 3:13pm
Nails UK
Former RBS chief executive Fred Goodwin downgraded to invertibrate

EDINBURGH - In a controversial paper published this week, Biologists have outlined reasons to downgrade the axed boss Fred Goodwin, accusing him of damaging the gene pool following with his tenure as...

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simonhansen 22.06.12 2:13pm
simonhansen
Army on standby as status quo breaks down across the UK

The country was plunged deeper into economic turmoil today after another break down on Status Quo’s latest UK tour., Stuck on the hard shoulder of the A1 just outside South Mimms services, the...

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Quercus Bundle 22.06.12 2:07pm
Duff
Carr Spotted In Ecclesiastical Outfitters Buying Sackcloth & Ashes

More later my children...

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Duff 22.06.12 2:01pm
Duff
David Cameron accused of "comedy-evasion"

Jimmy Carr admonished the politician yesterday, after a Times report found he used a book of golfing puns to charm Burmese democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi. "People work hard, they pay their taxes,...

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simonhansen 22.06.12 1:09pm
simonhansen
Isle of Wight festival chaos, headliner said to be 'heartbroken....'

Baddum tsch soon...

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MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:09pm
MADJEZ
Nat West fail to update credit rating after Moodys downgrade them. 0
MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:06pm
MADJEZ
Isle of Wight overwhelmed by influx of horseless carriages. 0
MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:05pm
MADJEZ
Brown overheard calling Milliband 'that bigotted man' over immigration quote. 0
MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:02pm
MADJEZ
The Great and the Good salute Aung San Suu Kyi.

Gordon Brown was also there...

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Thor 22.06.12 11:37am
Scroat
Breivik's lawyer declared insane 0
nostra da mouse 22.06.12 11:15am
nostra da mouse
Miliband sets out plan to balance fall in immigrants with X-Factor losers

Labour leader, Ed Miliband, has admitted that his party's stance on immigration in the past was wrong and that too many immigrants were allowed into the country, taking valuable jobs away from local...

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modboy77 22.06.12 10:37am
modboy77
Body Confidence info pack puts "ugly & heavy" info booklets under peer pressure

The UK Government endorsed "Body Confidence" pack which aims to empower parents by illustrating pictures of celebrities before and after being photoshopped and giving advice in a fun and colourful...

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thackaray 22.06.12 10:19am
thackaray