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Government creates OFFUGO to regulate illegal immigration 1
Loundshay 24.08.13 7:45am
Squudge
More sad NEWS for Widow of charred Black swan as she is to be charged

bedroom tax by Queen...

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itagray 23.08.13 10:52pm
itagray
Government creates OFFTOJAIL to regulate ageing DJs. 4
Al OPecia 23.08.13 10:01pm
Arthur
Leavenworth inmates pledge to respect Manning's wish to be treated like a woman. 1
Maverick 23.08.13 8:29pm
Titus
Bureau of meteorology to offer courses in cloud computing. 0
Maverick 23.08.13 6:48pm
Maverick
Authorities shocked by traffic congestion as 16 million motorists go on holiday. 0
Maverick 23.08.13 6:43pm
Maverick
Govt creates FrackOff to regulate new energy source 0
custard cream 23.08.13 4:57pm
custard cream
Dignitas admits Clubcard idea not a success 4
sydalg 23.08.13 4:33pm
Titus
Government creates OFFMOP to regulate cleaning ladies 4
Squudge 23.08.13 4:17pm
Titus
How do you like it, how do you like it?

More, more, more soon Mind you: This was from [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23754#post-64459]April 2011[/url] with links to 2 even older threads. I notice that I posted the Oliver...

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beau-jolly 23.08.13 4:15pm
Titus
Government to create "OFFOFF" to regulate quangoes...

clearly this could go on...

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AReader 23.08.13 4:07pm
Squudge
Governement casually tosses in OFFHAND

Here all week...

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beau-jolly 23.08.13 4:06pm
beau-jolly
... Or OFFGEM TO Regulate The Jewellery Trade

or even OFFSCALE to regulate hyperbole. or OFFAL to regulate the butchery trade or OFF'IS'EAD to regulate binge drinking or OFFTROLLEY to regulate the care and treatment of the acutely mentally...

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Titus 23.08.13 4:02pm
Titus
... And Government Launches OFFFOB To Promote Ineffective Regulation 0
Titus 23.08.13 4:00pm
Titus
Government Creates "OFFPOP" to Regulate Suicide Clinics 2
Titus 23.08.13 4:00pm
beau-jolly
Cow to make noise

Moo to follow...

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britwombat 23.08.13 3:58pm
britwombat
Govt. Creates OFFGET To Regulate Dating Agencies 0
Titus 23.08.13 3:56pm
Titus
Man Without Hat Spotted Near Ilkley

Moor to follow (Do I win a prize for probably being the 100th person to post this?)...

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Titus 23.08.13 3:53pm
Arthur
Oliver requests seconds

"MORE!" to follow If you can't beat them...

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beau-jolly 23.08.13 3:37pm
beau-jolly
Connery plays Bond

Moore to follow...

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Smart Alex 23.08.13 3:35pm
beau-jolly
Dignitas Clinic Criticised By Health And Safety Authorities 0
Titus 23.08.13 3:34pm
Titus
Dudley, Empson, de la Pole, Stafford, Fisher...

Sir Thomas More to follow...

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AReader 23.08.13 3:29pm
AReader
Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda...

Mu to follow...

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AReader 23.08.13 3:20pm
AReader
Obama rules out 'magic wand' option for Syria

President Obama has been widely criticised for not waving his magic wand to fix the Syrian crisis, after he ruled out the option during this mornings press conference. Journalists pressed Obama for...

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thisisall1word 23.08.13 3:16pm
Titus
Baa, hee-haw...

Moo to follow(inspired by Smart Alex)...

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sydalg 23.08.13 3:13pm
sydalg
Have you ever been sold ...

a payment protection insurance mis-selling claim service at work which was not your fault? If you transfer your electricity account to DoubleGlazeEnergy, as well as supplying your gas and...

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Titus 23.08.13 3:10pm
beau-jolly
Middle-aged man finally loses patience and fires 75 bullets into LV chairman 0
AReader 23.08.13 3:06pm
AReader
Man Discovered By Corpse Out Walking Dog

More zombie-themed fun later. [Idea nicked completely from sydalg]...

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Titus 23.08.13 3:06pm
Titus
Banks in line for payout after mis-selling of mis-selling insurance.

Britain’s high street banks can look forward to billions in compensation after the FCA ruled that the totally useless Protection Insurance for Mis-Selling Totally Useless Financial Products to...

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Lucy4 23.08.13 3:03pm
Titus
Dog discovered by man out walking corpse 3
sydalg 23.08.13 2:55pm
Al OPecia