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Clegg calls snap Olympics. 'We're ready, so why not?' 0
Griffin 4 years
Everyone within a 50-mile radius of the hacking scandal to resign 1
Qoxiivi 4 years

Fallout from the hacking scandal has claimed yet more jobs following the resignations of everyone within a 50-mile radius of anyone potentially implicated in the practice. David Morgan, a vending...

Two badly burned after Salford plane crash they are charged 50 quid 0
guffaw 4 years

by local scallies to be pulled out...

Layman discovers new loophole in Celebrity Lawyer Mr Loopholes wife. 0
guffaw 4 years
Libyan Rebels Set up Embassy in London Concern 1
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The Foreign Office admitted that giving Libyan rebels a base in London the FO were 'batting in the corridor of uncertainty'. 'To be frank it could be a huge mistake given we really don't know who...

Dappy from N-Dubz to host ‘All Celebrity Question Time.’ 3
Corrigan 4 years

The BBC have denied accusations of ‘dumbing down’ today after it was announced that jockey-sized N-Dubz gang leader Dappy- real name Costadinos Contostavlos- is to host an all celebrity edition...

Channel 4 to screen 'Celebrity Embarrassing Bodies' 2
FraserWords 4 years

Channel 4 is to screen a celebrity edition of ‘Embarrassing Bodies’., In emotional scenes, premiership star Wayne Rooney tells the show’s resident experts Dr Pixie and Dr Christian how having...

Short man who claimed to be tall ‘tired of living a lie’ 27
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

24 year old Dave McFadden from Glasgow had always been short, as a schoolboy he was bullied and called names such as ‘shortarse’, ‘wee-man’ and ‘oi you, you little twat’. He hoped that...

Glasgow Kiss wins Appellation D’Origine listing. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Carol Vorderman flies in to Washington to resolve finance crisis. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Ban on selling second-hand toilet books announced 0
Christopher Frost 4 years

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley has announced plans to ban toilet books from being resold second-hand. Explaining the motivation behind the decision, Lansley stated: ‘Each year, the millions of...

Oddball, Nazi, pervert wins libel damages 1
beau-jolly 4 years

Feelin' lucky, NB?...

Knot up your back, now but Brian! 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Geoffrey Boycott's mother to open batting for England with stick of rhubarb. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Retired Gurkha settlement area in UK "surprisingly crime-free". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Shock as wealthy professional sportsman weds 'ordinary looking' woman 0
dvo4fun 4 years

More later...

'I thought she said 'Set Fire to Lorraine', explains Adele fan arrested at GMTV 0
Oxbridge 4 years
John Barrowman quietens down following successful ear-wax op 8
Dick Everyman 4 years

Scottish-American singer, actor, dancer, musical theatre performer and media personality John Barrowman is recovering from an operation to remove 2 kilograms of earwax. The breakthrough operation...

Inspector Gadget arrested outside childs play area for showing kids his gadgets 0
thackaray 4 years

In the midst of a heatwave gripping the USA, Inspector Gadget was seen outside a children's play area in LA wearing a long trench coat and showing a group of female teens his gadgets. One concerned...

Highly Decorated Soldier, Adventurer And Ork-Slayer... Falls Victim To DVT 0
charlieworth 4 years

News of the World 0
Awkward Facts 4 years

News has arrived by carrier pigeon from Pongolia of a monster called the Moloch who has been devouring people on the streets of the capital. This has been happening for some years, but since the...

Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra announces withdrawal of 'mosh pit'. 0
writinginbsl 4 years
BBC and Sky share broadcasting rights to F1 style Fun Fair rides 0
thackaray 4 years

Libyan rebels ask Cameron to talks after "dry run" assassination success 0
thackaray 4 years
'Jihadis to learn lessons of Norway' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Western jihadi groups admit they have been put to shame over the Norway 'operation'. 'We have thousands of members in the west but all they do is credit card fraud, smoke bong play computer games...

Caveman who stole 1.5 sticks says "I couldnt destroy the evidence". More Soon. 0
jut1972 4 years

Caveman who stole 1.5 sticks says "I couldnt destroy the evidence". More Soon...

Summer fashion news. M & S supports the right to bare arms. No more soon 1
dvo4fun 4 years

No more soon...

Back up Your brain but not now! 1
bonjonelson 4 years
Rail Company announces new night time suicide train to reduce daytime delays 0
Des and Stan 4 years

Plagued by disruptive delays caused by frequent suicides, Southern Railway has announced plans to run an after-hours night train service dedicated to the needs of those who wish to take their own...

Vatican recalls Papal Nonce from Ireland... 1
dvo4fun 4 years

"What a See!" More soon. Really...