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John Hemming Awaits Ken Clarke's Cat Joke Apology 0
medici2471 4 years
Mervyn King's Launch of QE2 hopes to Refloat Economy 2
medici2471 4 years
First ever energy saving bulb purchased now fully illuminated 19
Screenie 4 years

Mr Paul Gerrans, who purchased the bulb when they were first released has been checking it every day since. 'it hasn't got any brighter for the last couple of days,' he explained whilst shielding...

Local Radio “to go national” in BBC Shake Up 0
nickb 4 years

Local broadcasters across the country celebrated today at the news that their programmes from ”Hallo Cornwall” to “Reporting Leicester” would go national under new BBC plans to reflect the...

BBC Salford goes native with mass redundancies 1
ronseal 4 years

The BBC has celebrated the successful integration with the north by making mass redundancies at its Salford Quays centre. A spokesman denied this was a deliberate policy. "Nobody saw the recession...

BBC budget slashed by two Moyles and a Wogan 3
4 years
Latest i phone release designed to mimic Steve Jobs - neither got better 0
Screenie 4 years

I think we all have to have a go at at least one Steve Jobs gag...

Steve Jobs replacement announced as Steve Jobss 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Staff at Apple crumble on news of Jobs loss 0
Gary Baldy 4 years
England players severely reprimanded for being "Sober and Polite" 0
grottymonty 4 years

More unwelcome publicity as Martin Johnson was forced to act as allegations of widespread sobriety and good behaviour appeared in the national press. When quizzed at this morning's press conference...

Cameron Fury - "The World couldn't Sync Any Lower." 0
delightfullyodd 4 years

Following the tragic news that former CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs, died from pancreatic cancer, British Prime Minister David Cameron, moved to condemn the influx of terrible jokes and sick puns...

Undertakers mortified by Apple iFreeze – uber cool or a fridge too far? 1
vertical 4 years Ultra slim, iFreeze with ColdCloud® remote cryogenic storage allowing easy access to a chilled loved one anytime, anywhere you're on the move...

God cuts Jobs 4
ronseal 4 years
Economy latest: Jobs dead, Also Apple founder passes away 0
virtuallywill 4 years

No more later...

Ronseal secure merchandising rights for new Tin Tin movie 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Steve Jobs to launch new "Prayer Pad" for God 1
Rowly 4 years

Steve's first Job, after enrolling & settling down in heaven, is to work on the launch of the new Prayer-pad. Market research has shown that so many prayers go unanswered, that kneelers sometimes...

Steve Jobs unveils Harp 2.0. Too Soon. 0
red 4 years

Tesco profit announcement pours scorn on UK 0
Screenie 4 years

There was an overwhelming sense of relief across both the developing and developed world yesterday as Tesco announced an increase in half year profits. ‘I knew the results would be in today,’...

Sod principle, I'm sending my kids to private school, says Polly Toynbee 0
ronseal 4 years
Steve Jobs "An Apple a day" policy fails. 0
seymour totti 4 years
Daily Mail announces Steve Jobs cancer in remision 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Sarah Palin rules herself out of Presidential race to save voters the bother. 1
seymour totti 4 years
Apple release the new iPopped 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Tories deny Cameron Fox interview gaffe 0
Drylaw 4 years

The government was today playing down the furore that has arisen on both sides of the Atlantic regarding remarks made by PM David Cameron in an exclusive live TV interview broadcast on Fox News...

Apple book of condolence only available to iPhone 4 and iPad 2 users. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Fake Steve Jobs seen in China 0
simonjmr 4 years
Putin finds jugs in Black Sea; Berlusconi unimpressed. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

'If he’d just called me, I’d have had all the jugs he needed sent to his room’...

Kercher's Besmirchers: Foxy Knoxy called a Poxy Doxy. 5
rikkor 4 years
World in turmoil as all Apple products cease working on news of Jobs death 0
simonjmr 4 years

As news broke this morning of Steve Jobs untimely death, Apple devotees were soon noting that all Apple products are refusing to work, as they now enter iMourning. Ipods will only play Marche...

Republicans Unfazed By Apple Founder's Death, Say Obama Administration... 0
Textbook 4 years

Has Made Them Get Used To Jobs Dying...