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The Chyna Sydnrome 0
rikkor 3 years
changed mind, no post, sorry 4
immac 3 years
A new sydnrome, causing the inability to finish sentences, has 3
Boarfunkel 3 years
7 in 10 Protesters are Covert Police Operatives. 0
thecritic 3 years, Just a few of the covert police operatives spotted at G20. A police source has leaked documents to...

Woman referees assistant sacked: heard saying what's a Scot know about football? 0
simonjmr 3 years
It's almost as if "Melody" is actually... 11
rikkor 3 years

trying to upset people here on purpose...

Mervin says Bonuses Are Only For Bankers 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

everyone else must take a pay cut as inflation soars away. Keep smiling campers...

Mervyn King unhappy with his tabloid nickname, "Merkin". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Don`t read this ,error. 11
melody 3 years
Andy Gray to take charge of Caster Semenya case. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Large rat seen scurrying around No.10 2
bonjonelson 3 years

The jokes, they just write themselves...

U2's "Where the streets have no name" found by GPS 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Shock contraction in economy causes UK to go into Labour. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

I saw that Ed Balls today on the Underground Jubilee Line. He was reading the FT...

Sian Massey confirms she knows offside rule "Ive been an Arsenal fan for years" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Banana skin now compulsory part of every politicians five-a-day 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Gerry Adams Resignation Allowed If He Can Spend Night In Haunted House 0
thisisall1word 3 years

The non-offical resignation of Gerry Adams MP looked to heading for a constituitional and parliamentary crisis. However, Parliamentary Staff have reviewed the rule book 'Erskine May' and have...

Gray Out Under Duckworth Lewis Rule 0
custard cream 3 years

Is it 'cos I'm Scotch?! said Gray?...

Royal Wedding Buffet Menu announced "mainly Kitsch Lorraine". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
"The King's Speech" nominated for "Best Foreign Language Film" Oscar. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Burns Night: the one occasion in the year when we gives a toss about the Scots. 0
Doylem 3 years
WWII code-breakers took 5 years to discover Nazi password was ‘Password’... 4
Doylem 3 years
Andy Gray apologises, tells press "could've been worse, she could've been a Ni.. 7
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Auld acquaintance complains 'no-one ever remembers me!' 5
victory V 3 years
Cameron and Clegg don`t believe in the double dick recession worry worts 0
melody 3 years
Andy Gray apologizes to Female lineswoman with consolations of at least having 0
melody 3 years

a fair pair of tits...

New safety warning system to be offered to motorcyclists who can read. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Three angels agree with Harry Gregg that Nat Lofthouse's goal was offside. 1
Ostsee 3 years

Nat reported to be disappointed with this decision, says Bishop...

News Corp granted more time to grease the wheels of BSkyB bid 0
Erlang 3 years

The Culture Secretary, today granted News Corp extra time to ensure the intended bid goes "Smooooothly". A number of bodies involved in vetting the bid said "they had yet to be convinced, but were...

Shock contradiction lowers recession fears after contraction was spelt wrongly. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Brentford FC propose move to Olympic Sailing Venue. 0
seymour totti 3 years

Brentford FC have submitted plans to make use of facilities from the 2012 Olympics once the games are over. They intend to take over the Weymouth and Portland National Sailing Academy, leading to...