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We'll see cuts through - Osborne 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

We'll see through cuts - Public...

Revised sayings (1) When a man is tired of London, he is tired of London 0
roybland 3 years
Met Office forecasts barbecue summer in 2012 after cancellation of Glastonbury 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Osborne to ask The Few to become The Even Fewer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Car that ploughed into Rochdale nightclubbers ‘was wearing trainers’ 0
jp1885 3 years
Church of England is fascist and vindictive, says bishop defecting to Rome... 1
be reasonable 3 years

not a joke, just a real headline from the Telegraph that I can't beat for ironic humour. WW2? Hitler Youth Ratzinger? Inquisition? Conquistadors? Where has this bishop been?...

Iranian chocolate thief faces Maltesers stoning 0
roybland 3 years
Automatic switchboards get personal 0
hero2zero 3 years

The next generation of automatic switchboards has been announced, offering a more personal approach to queuing for attention. Callers will be invited to discuss with a computer how highly they...

Benefit fraud task force poised to hunt down bin Laden 0
roybland 3 years
Lexicographers finally agree on the meaning of the word "compromise". 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Meaning of "dispute" still unresolved...

Osborne grin undermining cuts warning 0
roybland 3 years
Osborne tells tax cheats donations to Tory party still welcome 0
roybland 3 years
Printer boffins get busy as the cartridge season gets under way. 0
Basil_B 3 years
China accused of producing copycat and inferior trapped miners story 5
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
After years of being duped music journalists twig "Concept Albums" are just crap 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Spain and Portugal to merge to reduce deficit and win 2020 Olympic hosting bid 2
therustler 3 years

Leaders of Spain and Portugal today announced that they would be merging their countries in an attempt to both reduce their deficits and win their bid to host the 2020 Olympics. The new country will...

Discovery of new Planet without any Finches may prove Darwin wrong 1
Rowly 3 years
Chilean government turn to Fritzl to avoid further mining disasters. 1
SingingHinny 3 years

The Chilean government has sparked uproar after Chilean president Sebastian Pinera appointed Josef Frizel as the Minister for Mining Safety in the wake of the recent rescue effort. Under the...

Tuition Fees Latest 1
riesler 3 years

Fees at the University of Life have increased to the level that prospective candidate numbers are no longer viable., A merger with the School of Hard Knocks has been proposed...

Unsatisfied Facebook user demands his money back 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Junkie Helpline fails - NHS admits every prompt "followed by hash" a mistake 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

more # soon...

Brussels rules that “many a mickle now maks a Euro”. 5
Ian Searle 3 years
A Recently Cleared Fly-Tipping Site was actually a Tate Modern Exhibit Room 0
IABP 3 years

A fly-tipping site recently cleared by council binmen was actually an exhibit room at the Tate Modern. A concerned member of the public had phoned a 24hour emergency helpline to get rubbish removed...

Angelina Jolie to play 3d Cleopatra... 1
be reasonable 3 years

shouldn't that be 36dd? The revision's going well, thanks for asking...

Angelina Jolie to play 3d Cleopatra... 0
be reasonable 3 years

that's one more dimension than her acting talents...

Noel Edmunds to launch 'Instant Homes' scheme for people who can't get mortgages 0
la maga 3 years

Noel Edmunds, more usually known for a string of inexplicable television programmes, is to spend the next stage of his career promoting a new way for young people priced out of the housing market to...

Hodgson promises to 'turn Liverpool around'... 3
be reasonable 3 years

so that it now faces inland. More soon...

Dylan Thomas in outburst at 'Just for men'... 0
be reasonable 3 years

"Rage, rage, against the dyeing of the light" said drunk poet...

Katie Price loses World’s Longest Tunnel title 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
SNP demands Scotland have its own powers of economic mismanagement. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years