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Diana Ross:SLAMS N Korea's Supreme Leader . 'BOY! I AM the Supreme's leader!'

A close source also revealed further action would be taken if North Korea's official leader's personal anthem is changed to 'I'm in the middle of a chain reaction' from the classic Orville legendary...

Imaginary Monster or am I 07.04.12 3:08am
Imaginary Monster or am I
David Cameron causes panic in Dixons

In light of a recent scare concerning a virus effecting apple computers the government has released a statement urging the public to 'stock up Macs' incase the virus does hit., The statement that...

MrG123 06.04.12 7:41pm
Marshall amp creator goes all the way to hell/heaven

ok, so you have to say it quickly...

charlies_hat 06.04.12 7:40pm
Bell Ringers Banned by Local Church Have Been Awarded No-Bell Prize 1
GillsImp 06.04.12 7:34pm
Light Bulbs Easier to Carry Says Farmers 0
GillsImp 06.04.12 6:54pm
Airline pilots who throw up at end of flight may have a terminal illness. 3
weematt 06.04.12 6:33pm
Stourbridge man claims he has "lucky teeth" 0
nickb 06.04.12 6:27pm
Olympic cycling ticket row. Hoy and dad to ride tandem with baby seat 2
weematt 06.04.12 6:25pm
Fern Britton Lookalike denies being a Plant 0
GillsImp 06.04.12 6:02pm
BBC Easter tv schedule to feature new apostle action movie "The Deity Dozen" 1
Haywood Manley 06.04.12 5:11pm
New Type III Diabetes is "best ever" claims NHS

The National Health service has unveiled the long-expected new type III Diabetes to a packed press conference today in Hammersmith claiming it is the 'best ever' version of the disease. Officially...

bonjonelson 06.04.12 4:59pm
Doctors recommend display ban on Daily Mail

The British Medical Association has submitted a recommendation to the government that calls for a ban on the Daily Mail being displayed openly in supermarkets and newsagents. BMA's Chairman of...

Qoxiivi 06.04.12 4:56pm
Londoners in shock as only 10 Met officers accused of racism. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 06.04.12 4:55pm
Daily Mail names Samantha Brick as "New Queen of Hearts" 1
Scronnyglonkle 06.04.12 3:59pm
Ryanair denies charging passengers extra for emergency landing. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.04.12 3:03pm
Fury at government task force COBRA threatens zoo chaos

'The use of Cobras in this committee' is nothing short of snakism spat leader Monty Python yesterday. All types of snakes are demanding ssstrike action. 'We're not standing for this. We too can be...

Imaginary Monster or am I 06.04.12 2:49pm
Imaginary Monster or am I
Stations of the cross: commuters launch Easter rail fare protest 0
nickb 06.04.12 2:22pm
Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the...

pinxit 06.04.12 10:50am
Ryanair to roll out 'Big Dipper' flights.

After a successful test flight over Germany Ryanair are to go ahead with their combined flight and fairground ride concept. The test flight has entered the Guinness Book of Records for the ride with...

weematt 06.04.12 10:15am
Dawkins' Easter message risks Schism in Atheism.

Traditional atheists have claimed that Richard Dawkins' Easter messages risks causing a schism in atheism. Dawks, the followers of Dawkins have denied this. Traditionalists blame Dawkins and his...

Ian 06.04.12 10:11am
Olympic Fox Hunting row - "Over my dead body" says Fox 0
Drylaw 06.04.12 9:02am
Failure of pandas to mate blamed on "high costs of childcare for middle earners" 0
quango 06.04.12 8:52am
Google's 'augmented glasses' could bring artificial intelligence to idiots

Google's latest gadget, a pair of 'virtual reality' glasses that can identify objects in the real world, could help a cretin relate to the man in the street, according to experts. The glasses...

06.04.12 8:34am
Slimmer's World's calorie points system proves biblical statement.

The dieting company claims that the eating of hot cross buns and chocolate eggs proves Jesus died for our 'Sins'...

alanthetortoise 06.04.12 8:10am
Ozone layer damage linked to excessive use of hair spray in 80s 1
Dumbnews 06.04.12 7:36am
London crematorium prepares to turn furnace up to 11 2
button 06.04.12 7:07am
Travel agent to start asking about your next haircut

A travel agent in Reading has left customers confused by their new approach to customer services, killing the quiet moments by asking inane questions. ‘The Salon Method’ as it has become known...

Perks 06.04.12 6:18am
Facebook to rename "Friends" to "Enemy of your Enemy" 0
Dumbnews 06.04.12 1:24am
So, Met PC not being so PC says Met

more later Right, got my hat anyone seen my coat?...

dvo4fun 05.04.12 11:39pm
Defenestration of Prague more costly than expected due to several bounced Czechs 5
Smart Alex 05.04.12 10:05pm