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New Schizophrenia Drug could cut number of sufferers by half. 1
Rowly 3 years

In recent trials, it was found to be very good at reducing multiple personality traits., According to the 2 spokesmen, it was so effective that eventually two people could have just one personality...

Calls for clemency after George Osborne revealed as Euromillions winner. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

Expenses probe to follow...

Liverpool FC get New Asian offer: 'We so horny. We Love you Long Time' 2
IABP 3 years

I went out on a Lim there...

Bono snubbed in U2 city takeover as Edge fund is set up. 0
Basil_B 3 years
American soldiers to get inflatable grenades 1
ED209 3 years
Judges and phone votes to decide future BBC redundancies 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Unemployment to be outsourced to Far East by 2011. 0
wallster 3 years

As part of the government's comprehensive spending review, the chancellor George Osborne is expected to announce later this week, that from April 2011, all unemployment will be outsourced to India...

BBC to restrict derogatory remarks to Americans and Tories 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Removing caps easier than putting them on says ex-BP chief 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sugar and Brady to take charge of BBC redundancies 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New report: Government plans to restrict University access... 0
be reasonable 3 years

to the intelligent. It helps if you're rich as well. Clever but poor people will just have to go into organised crime, like they used to...

Progressive society to release concept album. 2
wallster 3 years
Scientists agree, it 'probably is' Maybelline. 5
John Roughty 3 years

After 2 years of extensive research, a team of Psychologists have concluded that it really may be Maybelline after all. Dr Ian Flinch, lecturer in the growing field of Dermatological Psychology at...

Rugby Referees to Officiate Weddings 0
Fishmilk 3 years

The New Zealand government announced plans today to have rugby referees officiate at marriage ceremonies at next year’s Rugby World Cup., “It’s a big event for us,” the Minister of Rugby...

Iceland top for gender equality. Both sexes equally bankrupt. 0
Griffin 3 years
Demented Ian Sets New Back to Work Test for Sick 1
Kazytc 3 years

UK Government's, Work and Pensions Secretary, Ian Dementia-Smith, has announced that 500,000 people, are 'fit to work', despite claiming sick pay, he moves to get these people back to work, in a bid...

New student Fees reveal coalition cracks, Cameron warns everyone to panty up. 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Woman discovers she has no social life to speak of 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

after spending her days on Facebook updating her status...

Chilean miners refuse to hand over copies of videos from their "diary room" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
So many things are not fair, say brunettes. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Government to scrap Trident and instead buy Hungarian toxic sludge. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Right Move latest property search reveals Government buildings for sale 0
Basil_B 3 years

in the Whitehall area of Central London. Sale forced due to financial reasons for the purpose of settling vendors 126 billion debt., No chain., Viewings by appointment only, Contacts: Mr D...

Missing origami expert turns himself in. More soon. 4
deskpilot3 3 years
Cameron and Hague urged US forces rescue of Chilean miners 1
roybland 3 years
Osborne denies plan to upstage Halloween 0
roybland 3 years
Max Clifford still waiting for a call from Chilean miners 0
roybland 3 years
Chilean miners told to send the coal up first. 6
MADJEZ 3 years

An accountant for the Chilean mining company said ‘33 miners at 12 hrs a shift for 67 days, we’re expecting a bumper load of coal. It’ll take at least a week to get it all up here. If the shaft...

US in contact with key insurgents: Timpsons request temporary ceasefire 0
therustler 3 years

Mortice soon. Yale, 'nother couple of hours...

Liverpool owners want highest bidder so place club on eBay 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

1 team only, no reserves...

Academy school, EasyGirls, has regrets over franchise deal. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years