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Ahmadinejad agrees to rename country "i-Ran" as US removes IT export sanctions

US state department officials have announced a major breakthrough in economic and political relations with the state formerly known as Iran. Under the new deal involving US computing giant Apple,...

Bertrand Twisted 01.06.13 12:13pm
sredni vashta
"union of two people will not lead to polygamy" maths teachers insist 0
sillybugger 01.06.13 11:53am
Term 'crack whore' is offensive to crack whores, says crack whore 1
cinquecento 01.06.13 11:26am
Lindy Moone
Move on, there's nothing to see here. My screen froze and I saved it 3 times 1
ronseal 01.06.13 10:52am
Dick Everyman
Flasher changes mind over retirement and sticks it out for another year 1
custard cream 01.06.13 10:50am
Dick Everyman
Harassed Afghan farmer 'victim of tall poppy syndrome' 0
cinquecento 01.06.13 10:04am
Anti-gay marriage rants inadvertently fuelling pervy fantasies

Recent comments by ageing right-wingers against the legalisation of gay marriage are unintentionally giving unimaginative straight men the ammunnition for new strains of kinky fantasy, it has emerged...

Oxbridge 01.06.13 9:25am
God smites man for "not showing 'nuff respec', innit" 0
Al OPecia 01.06.13 8:16am
Al OPecia
EU directs that Batman must be called Chiropteraman. 0
Maverick 01.06.13 1:33am
Bolshoi Make Choerographic Step Change To Line Dancing To Become "Less Elitist" 0
Titus 31.05.13 10:48pm
Shock as trips to Mars might be dangerous

Space scientists around the world are reeling to the astonishing news that a journey to Mars might be risky. One scientist said, "I was planning to take the kids this summer, but now I've cancelled...

apepper 31.05.13 10:42pm
Andy Coulson briefs Cabinet on Top Cop, Barmy Boffins, Randy Vicar and Scorchers

A new dossier written by the government's former spin doctor has graphically depicted, in no uncertain terms, the challenges that lie ahead of the Prime Minister and his cabinet. The report -...

ronseal 31.05.13 10:38pm
Brazilian's cut it a bit fine, say fifa. 0
Squudge 31.05.13 10:32pm
Guardsmen out of step change their drill sergeant 0
Arthur 31.05.13 10:22pm
Sochi winter games mocked for derisory levels of corruption

Claims that a mere $30bn has been stolen so far in connection with preparations for the Sochi Olympic Winter Games have been met with barely concealed derision by representatives from the world‘s...

Bertrand Twisted 31.05.13 9:45pm
Lonely old woman adopted by thirty-six cats.

Reports are emerging of a remarkable story of cross-species altruism involving the adoption of a lonely old woman by a group of thirty-six cats. Homeless, penniless Abigail Pike, 74, was facing a...

sredni vashta 31.05.13 9:08pm
36 old women adopted by lonely cat.

Nod to sredni vashta...

raudus 31.05.13 7:40pm
"Jolly good show, Chaps" Says President As French Universities Teach In English

Titus 31.05.13 7:39pm
Disappointment after tech start-up fails to die 0
Dumbnews 31.05.13 7:05pm
Indian entrepreneur launches, "One smartphone for every American" intiative 0
Dumbnews 31.05.13 7:04pm
New invention for gardeners with mobility issues - the strimmer frame 0
Smart Alex 31.05.13 6:56pm
Smart Alex
Language hits new low as Marketing executive uses 'Bette Davis Eyes' as a verb

The English language hit an all time low yesterday and some experts have predicted it may never recover. The incident happened when a marketing executive deliberately tried to use the words "Bette...

ronseal 31.05.13 6:44pm
Ref Minor
Man with solar powered combine harvester makes hay while the sun shines 3
blacklesbianandproudofit 31.05.13 4:49pm
how on earth did that happen?

Delete this it's a duplicate...

ronseal 31.05.13 3:53pm
Small methodical caretaker takes steps to change light bulb. 3
weematt 31.05.13 2:50pm
Not Amused
Supermarket tannoy requests owner of 1977 Austin Allegro to leave car at home. 3
sredni vashta 31.05.13 2:50pm
Scientist will 'eat himself' to see if he'll disappear or double in size 2
DraculaBranded 31.05.13 2:46pm
Not Amused
"NewsBiscuit" Exposed As Front For International Criminal Spamming Syndicate


Titus 31.05.13 1:37pm
Government programme to encourage non-muslims to become terrorists

Maria Miller, Minister for Equalities, today announced a programme to encourage non-muslims to become terrorists. At a press conference today, she said: 'For too long, we have denied people of other...

John Wiltshire 31.05.13 1:35pm
John Wiltshire
Fireman Sam will cover Trumpton and Camberwick Green as well as Pontypandy

Due to government cutbacks, the fire services at Camberwick Green and Trumpton have been amalgamated with those in Pontypandy. There was anger in Trumpton as Captain Flack, Pugh, Pugh, Barney...

John Wiltshire 31.05.13 1:18pm
John Wiltshire