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Kent Man Wins "Obscure Band Naming" Bee 4
Textbook 4 years

Independent record store clerks from around the world gathered somewhere (if you need to ask where, it means you're not cool enough to be told) today for one of the hottest dates on the music...

El Bulli to re-open as more accessable Bulli4U 7
beau-jolly 4 years

More? You want MORE!...

Whitehouse seeks $14 trillion payout from NoTW for phone hacking 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Jeremy Clark. 0
pinxit 4 years

No more son...

UK record cocaine haul, as Amy Winehouse's house cleared. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
Weather forecasting - 150 year celebrations marred by phone hacking allegations 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

The Met Office has been celebrating the 150th anniversary of the first time a pure guess at the upcoming weather was published in the Times newspaper, but these celebrations have been overshadowed...

DIY chain denies terrorism link 2
dammit 4 years

A DIY superstore chain denied today that it had any links to terrorist groups across Africa, the Middle East and Pakistan. However, it has been revealed following extensive research by a rival DIY...

Bush Admits “I invaded the wrong country” 1
Quaz 4 years

In a astonishing about face, Ex US President George W Bush has admitted that he invaded Iraq “By mistake”. Speaking on Fox News, Bush owned up that he had meant to invade Iran but confused it...

50% off for Heather Mills compensation after she demands an arm and a leg 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Sooty makes London 2012 discus team. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Johni al Marbel arrested after Mubarak attacked with custard pie. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Mubarak "coached by Murdoch". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Chancellor to use £300m drugs haul to fund economic revival. 0
simonjmr 4 years
Heather Mills' claim that her phone was hacked, has legs 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Sat Nav Error Sees Syrian Tanks Close in on Tunbridge Wells 0
thisisall1word 4 years
BBC launch dedicated 'Eastenders' chatroom website: Aveawordwiv.cotton 0
pinxit 4 years
man dies after being run over by a Carlsberg delivery lorry 2
Leeboy007 4 years

friends say it was the drink that killed him...

pub games to be added to next Olympics 1
Leeboy007 4 years

darts, dominos and yard of ale drinking current bookies favourites...

Brian Sewell surprise victim of Sun website hack 5
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Ex-Egyptian leader's trial 'cursed from the beginning' 0
pinxit 4 years

Gasps and jeers ushered astonishing scenes in a packed Cairo court as Egypt's ex-leader made a surprise appearance on the opening day of the country's ground-breaking trial. First his sons entered...

State of Catatonia bids to host Cricket World Cup 2015 3
Dick Everyman 4 years

The State of Catatonia has announced its intention to bid for the ICC Cricket World Cup 2015. Speaking from the capital city of Stupor, Catatonian president, Inida Zolpidem put forward the reason...

Paphitis & Meaden trump Bannatyne's £50,000 offer on arm-breaking contract 5
Qoxiivi 4 years

Fierce competition broke out in the Dragons’ Den last night as all five venture capitalists battled to secure their investment in a potentially lucrative arm-breaking contract. Darren Payne, a...

Chelsea manager to miss first game of season - mum says he has to tidy his room 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Ozzy Osbourne to release cover version of 'Shakin' All Over' 0
Leeboy007 4 years
ITV to be re-launched as AndreTV 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Joey Barton in 'quiet night in with a cuppa tea' shock 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Minehead to be re-named Ballisticmissilehead to keep up with modern times 0
Leeboy007 4 years
Che Guevara T-shirt wearers to be forced to learn the concept of irony. 3
Corrigan 4 years

The Government announced today that people who wear T-shirts adorned with the image of Argentinean rabble-rouser Ernesto‘Che’Guevara will be compelled, by law, to attend a ‘re-education‘...

Former President Mubarek appeared laid-back in court. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2011/4/0/former-president-hosni-mubarak-is-wheeled-into-a-holding-cell-in-the-court-room-181368428.jpg...

Welsh Funerals Now Online So People Don't Have To Go To Wales 0
thesplodge 4 years

A crematorium in Wales is now hosting their funerals online so that people get to watch their loved ones burn without actually having to step one foot inside of Wales. The news has been met with...