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Old Woman who lives in a shoe to loose her housing benefit

She told a reporter she has so many children she doesn't know what to do...

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Ian Searle 25.06.12 6:14am
Ian Searle
Contributor Duff Accuses Fellow Newsbiscuit Writers Of Cronyism

In a staggering outburst earlier today Newsbiscuit contributor, Duff, has hit out at what he sees as blatant cronyism and the wholesale formation of little cliques all over the popular online...

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Duff 24.06.12 10:49pm
FlashArry
England win in competition to not get stuffed by the Germans : Italians furious 0
FlashArry 24.06.12 10:24pm
FlashArry
Hosepipe ban inspectors work slowed by flooding

Government inspectors charged with enforcing the hosepipe ban have complained that flooding has disrupted their work; "We've had to use frogmen to check that hosepipes aren't being turned on.",...

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apepper 24.06.12 10:20pm
Scitech77
Shock as team who've lost 26 out of 27 International tournaments knocked out.

More whining soon...

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MADJEZ 24.06.12 10:19pm
FlashArry
Nat West 'we're trying our hardest but to be frank we don't give a fuck'

Expect bumper profits soon...

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MADJEZ 24.06.12 10:07pm
MADJEZ
UK deluged by tidal wave of regional news teams

With large parts of the country on flood-alert besieged householders have been recounting their horror as they opened their doors and met an unstoppable river of regional news teams. “They were on...

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Mandy Lifeboat 24.06.12 10:02pm
dvo4fun
Prince Charles may be forced to move back in with his parents 0
nickb 24.06.12 10:01pm
nickb
RBS software cock up a real threat to cancelling Bank Holidays claims BBA 0
simonjmr 24.06.12 9:48pm
simonjmr
Homeopath-psychopaths "a little bit bonkers" 0
nickb 24.06.12 9:43pm
nickb
Watching England play Italy is like watching Italy play 0
Hooch 24.06.12 9:23pm
Hooch
Fears that Sunday opening may give public ideas about future service by banks

Banking chiefs fear that Sunday's opening of branches of NatWest, RBS and Ulster Bank may have given customers the idea that for the first time in banking history UK banks are to start offering a...

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roybland 24.06.12 8:27pm
roybland
New Tesco Creates High Skill Jobs in GlowBall Delivery & Steak Holder Enhancing

Tesco has answered its critics by creating a number of high skilled jobs at its new hypermarket, including a Glow Ball Delivery Executive, a SteakHolder Engagement Evangelist and a Key strategist....

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ronseal 24.06.12 7:10pm
dvo4fun
This is homeopathic comedy 5
bonjonelson 24.06.12 7:02pm
dvo4fun
"But athletics hasn't been popular since Linford Christie!", England realises

Track and field sports are about as nationally relevant as the original Karate Kid film, England suddenly realised yesterday. As another GBP1,000,000 was transferred to the bank account of the...

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barrowboy 24.06.12 6:57pm
dvo4fun
New "N-Wii" games console gets lukewarm reception from reviewers 10
Nails UK 24.06.12 2:33pm
custard cream
An Open Letter to Andy Murray

Dear Andy, With the annual Wimbledon hooha upon us again and your endearing personality once more filling our screens, it may be worth reflecting on the following: - No one is in the slightest bit...

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custard cream 24.06.12 2:30pm
custard cream
Gary Glitter appointed to roll-out new 'O' Level programme 0
Underconstruction 24.06.12 2:02pm
Underconstruction
Madame Cholet denies 'rubbish in bed' claim 0
Underconstruction 24.06.12 1:46pm
Underconstruction
We're all in this together, apart from those 25 and under

no shelter later...

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virtuallywill 24.06.12 1:45pm
virtuallywill
'Mud' fan's wasted trip to Isle of Wight 0
Underconstruction 24.06.12 1:44pm
Underconstruction
Bono on the Bill for Gove

In a groundbreaking effort to raise literacy levels, Minister for Education Michael Gove has announced “The Alphabet Tour” for this Autumn. An eclectic mix of artists, including ABC, D-Ream, JLS,...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 24.06.12 12:39pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Queen Actually Scheduled To Meet Paddy McGuinness.

What was thought to be a historic meeting between the Monarch and the Sinn Fein MP is actually a meeting about the possibility of a Take Me Out Royal Special, it has been revealed. One of the...

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Hooch 24.06.12 10:59am
Hooch
Greece knocked out - England through to the last 6

As Greece followed the Czech Republic crashing out of Euro2012, England progressed to the last 6 of a major overseas tournament for the first time in over 20 years. "Joining the likes of your...

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Mr Target 24.06.12 10:38am
Mr Target
Last of the summer swine of a swirl...

hits West Yorkshire...

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Jesse Bigg 24.06.12 10:24am
Jesse Bigg
France........... 0
Jesse Bigg 24.06.12 10:13am
Jesse Bigg
MoneyBiscuit: Allied Irish Bank shares could be worth a punt 0
Nails UK 24.06.12 9:48am
Nails UK
New Law Sounds Death Knell For HR Departments

Coalition plans are well advanced, that if implemented, will trim excess layers of fat from UK businesses and will spell the end of Human Resources Departments everywhere. A bill is to be rushed...

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Duff 24.06.12 9:31am
Duff
Major religion 'most definitely waffle' states PM in retort to Archbishop

More soon....

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24.06.12 8:17am
Vince Cable's rinsed labels mince table

Whilst other politicians appear to be playing a permanent game of one-upmanship, it was good to see Vince Cable doing something positive for Britain. The Business secretary took it upon himself to...

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The Masked Frog 24.06.12 7:31am
Ian