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MoD Harrier eBay blunder

Ministry of Defence officials were putting on a brave face today after the National Audit Office highlighted failings in cost-cutting projects. 74 Harrier Jump Jets have been sold on eBay to the US...

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Patrick Tobin 17.11.11 7:22am
dvo4fun
Ernest Jones to design "Royal Vajazzle"

In a move described by a Buckingham Palace spokesperson as "putting a regal finger on the pulse of the the nation", The Queen today awarded high street jeweller Ernest Jones the honour of designing...

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grumblechops 17.11.11 12:18am
grumblechops
Unemployed turned away from The Iron Lady : "No DSS, Irish" 0
Drylaw 16.11.11 8:58pm
Drylaw
Martin Amis resigns as England rugby coach

Poet and novelist Martin Amis has left his post as England rugby coach. "I really don't understand how I was appointed in the first place; I thought I would be driving the team to games, I didn't...

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apepper 17.11.11 7:39am
dvo4fun
Lorry driver drops acid outside Buckingham Palace. Harry denies involvement. 0
Monkeycustard 16.11.11 7:35pm
Monkeycustard
Sepp Blatter announces, 'minor disputes should be resolved with racism' 0
Perks 16.11.11 7:33pm
Perks
UKuncut latest: still no sign of a Linux user 0
ronseal 16.11.11 7:01pm
ronseal
UK Economic outlook downgraded to "a quick peek". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.11.11 6:58pm
Al OPecia
Shock as Sir Cliff appears on 'Loose Women' and still goes home alone.

SAGA Magazine seal deal for aftershow party pics...

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Bryan with a Y 16.11.11 6:17pm
Bryan with a Y
"Now, that's more like it !" says Thatcher as youth unemployment tops 1 million 0
dvo4fun 16.11.11 5:42pm
dvo4fun
IOW police fail to shed light on missing shed light 1
nickb 17.11.11 2:30pm
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BBC resurrects Jim'll Fix It for Christmas

Dear Jim/BBC/Shane, now then, now then, now then I am a recently deceased national treasure (sic) can you please fix it for me to be brought back from the dead. James (Scarborough / Leeds)...

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simonjmr 16.11.11 11:56pm
FlashArry
nothing to see here...

sorry, my booboo. Now strategically withdrawn. Sorry!...

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17.11.11 7:13pm
dvo4fun
Racism claim as John Terry only captains England against white/blonde players. 0
MADJEZ 16.11.11 2:27pm
MADJEZ
Theresa May refuses to take the blame for X Factor's "lapsed entry controls"

Theresa May issued a firm denial of responsibility for the lapsed quality controls on this summer's X factor entrants that saw Frankie Cocozza avoid detection. Home Secretary May speaking on the...

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hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:44pm
hansens-scar
Hague backs plans to restrict discussions that could reveal MPs' intelligence

William Hague has backed plans to prevent intelligence being discussed in open conversation, particularly when it makes MPs look stupid. "As Secretary of Two Big, Important Things, I am ideally...

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Runestone Cowboy 17.11.11 7:16am
Perks
Ryanair to introduce new 'slave class' seating to save money spent on fuel

The seating comes equipped with pedals and a 'personal motivator' with whip and drums...

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Screenie 16.11.11 2:25pm
Screenie
Yahoo to investigate after claim it failed to provide "sufficient sex pop-ups"

Yahoo are to launch a full investigation after it emerged yesterday that users of its browser "were being given insufficient opportunities to find on-line sex". One angry surfer, Hans O'Hare,...

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hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:25pm
hansens-scar
Leveson inquiry to investigate phone tapping of inquiry panel

more to follow...

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hansens-scar 16.11.11 1:18pm
hansens-scar
Last remaining female without 'sensitive skin' discovered 0
Screenie 16.11.11 12:26pm
Screenie
Shampoo industry faces “epidemic” of normal hair

Most people’s hair has become normal, according to an extensive study by a hair care industry body. As a result, shampoo manufacturers and advertisers are now facing a crisis in marketing.,...

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nickb 16.11.11 2:24pm
nickb
Johnners quits to join "Hampers and Champers" Party Planners 0
Drylaw 16.11.11 12:06pm
Drylaw
Scientists disprove ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theorem

Scientists at Bristol University have succeeded in disproving Newton’s Fourth Law of Motion, commonly known as the ‘first smelt it dealt it’ theory. ‘This theory has split the global...

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ianslat 16.11.11 12:01pm
ianslat
Solved - alien in Russian fridge for 2 years is actually a fresh Tesco salad 0
medici2471 16.11.11 11:49am
medici2471
Smoking only to be allowed in empty cars

Doctors are asking for a ban on smoking in cars that contain any people...

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apepper 16.11.11 6:27pm
mattupchuck
Thatcher to play Streep and keeps neither of her kids in "Margaret's Choice" 0
medici2471 16.11.11 11:40am
medici2471
ITV to introduce 'Tesco Direct' bushtucker trial 2
Screenie 16.11.11 5:10pm
Screenie
Doctors call for car smoking ban

Is this what they meant ;-) http://bigduck.co/wp-content/uploads/2011/smoking-car.jpg...

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Sinnick 16.11.11 4:01pm
Al OPecia
Tesco shopper complains of dead bird in chicken and bacon pasta salad

After hearing news reports of a Somerset man finding the carcass of a dead bird in a pre-prepared Tesco salad, Paul Byrne from Leicester checked his own purchase, and was horrified by what he found....

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Vertically Challenged Giant 16.11.11 8:17pm
Drylaw
RSPCA to investigate claim nodding-dogs used in car smoking research 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.11.11 9:38am
Duncan Biscuit