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Britain Braced For Mass Street Parties As Supposed Extinct Insect Is Found Alive 12
IABP 3 years

The government has said Britain should be prepared for a spontaneous outbreak of street parties after an insect, thought to be extinct, has been discovered alive and well. The Invisible Spider,...

Al-Qaeda postpones terror campaign until end of Strictly and X-Factor 4
Oxbridge 3 years

Al-Qaeda has announced that its long-anticipated comeback tour, involving commando-style waves of suicide assaults on European cities and ever more devious ways of planting bombs on planes, will be...

DEVASTATED Katie Waissel burst into tears after learning her 81yr.old grannie 5
arrghgarry 3 years

is a former politician .Although upset she said at least it wasnt JohnPrescott...

Pope sanctions water-filled condoms to bomb Protestants 3
Crow 3 years
Pope to admit Lemsip can help to alleviate cold and flu-like symptoms 5
Gary Stanton 3 years

Following his admission that condoms may be useful in preventing the transmission of the HIV virus, Pope Benedict XVII is expected to announce a change in attitude to paracetemol-based products...

“They’ll have to sleep rough in the exercise yard” 0
hero2zero 3 years

Our under cover reporter, posing as an affluent, Champaign-swilling old-Etonian claims that he was personally told by our Home Office Minister at a seedy nightclub that, inline with government...

McCartney updates old single: 'Give Ireland Back to the Irish, But Not Our Cash' 0
pinxit 3 years
Thieves target book deal while authors dine out on story 8
Gerontius 3 years

Thieves who broke into a holiday apartment and stole a book publishing deal while the authors popped out for a few minutes have been described as ‘cold and heartless’ by publishers Transworld.,...

Stephen Fry to marry Prince William and Kate Middleton 2
Basil_B 3 years

Surprising news concerning next years Royal Wedding was revealed today when it was announced that Stephen Fry would marry both Prince William and Kate Middleton in an additional civil ceremony...

To be sure, we can buy an awful lot of potatoes wid all that money. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Scottish goalkeepers go on strike. No-one notices. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops reach new record 0
MC One R 3 years

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that you only see in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels. ...

Film rights to New Zealand mine disaster still available 3
Oxbridge 3 years
HELP 3
jasmac 3 years

HELP PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME .KILLER BEES BEES KILLER BEES ALL OVER ME IN MY OFFICESWARMING UP MY TROUSERS IN MY EARS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE BEES KILLER FUCKIN BEES..OH THE PAIN BEES...

‘Los 33’ file for copyright infringement... 0
Doylem 3 years
Marco Pierre White to spearhead campaign to use empty housing stock 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years

Knorr soon...

US scientist names provocative North Korean plant "Lingeriensis naughtiflora" 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Scottish referees to strike over continued existence of scottish football. 2
MC One R 3 years
Billy Joel arrested on suspicion of arson. 6
bonjonelson 3 years

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Shania law to be taught to six year olds. 0
simonjmr 3 years

A radical form of Twainism is to be taught to all six year olds under a new Government religious tolerance scheme. That don't impress me much, The tenets of Twainism are upheld and maintained by...

I don't mean to be racist, but ... 0
Sinnick 3 years

I just can't stand the 200 metres. Not sure about the 400 meters, either...

Irish bank robbers welcome rescue package 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Euro rises on Irish rescue deal, then remembers Portugal so goes back to bed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cigarette Packets to carry Image of Jimmy Wales 0
Andrew 3 years

Following the success of Wikipedia's "personal appeal from Jimmy Wales" campaign, the government has approached him to front a new series of health warnings on tobacco products. The warnings will...

Pope Benedict XVI is 'ribbed for your pleasure', says Vatican 2
rickwestwell 3 years
Ireland forced to pawn Westlife 0
MC One R 3 years

"Desperate times call for desperate measures" said a spokesman. "But we'll get a few bob, and secretly we are planning to never get them back anyway. It's a win-win."...

Irish government calls for International Rescue loan 0
riesler 3 years

http://philgleaves.com/Thunderbirds.jpg...

Latest on A380 engine problems... 0
riesler 3 years

drivers advised to avoid Torbay area or use the B3199...

Ed Miliband pledges 'profound' change 0
riesler 3 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50089000/jpg/_50089144_010611610-1.jpg, "That's the worst nappy so far"...

'If LIttle Girls Are Made of Sugar & Spice, How Come They Taste of Rubber?' 0
De-scribe 3 years

asks The Pope...