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Navigation chaos as Saville tomb alters Magnetic North

“We’d always though the variation in magnetic North was a natural occurrence caused by the shifting mass of molten Iron at the Earth’s core” said an expert from the Royal Observatory. “but...

Newsquelch 19.11.11 10:54pm
I witness Tyrant Blatter finally run to ground: Foreign Latest

They gathered at dusk in the bars and restaurants of the teeming Zurich bazaar and by midnight President Blatter's HQ had been besieged and his bloodied corpse lay in the dusty street outside. I...

Drylaw 18.11.11 3:24pm
Rare Picasso portrait of German Chancellor entitled "Angular Merkel" discovered 0
simonjmr 18.11.11 3:06pm
Protesters admit error of inviting Josie Long to occupied UBS building

The occupiers of the deserted UBS offices admitted they 'should never have invited Josie Long to perform' in the building. Since the announcement, reports of almost half the occupying contingency...

ndbrown123 18.11.11 3:04pm
Norfolk County Council outlaws 1
grottymonty 18.11.11 2:29pm
Man who shook hands with Sepp Blatter apologises ‘for causing offence’

A man who yesterday shook hands with embattled FIFA president Sepp Blatter has sought to downplay the significance of his actions and apologise for any offence he may have caused. ‘It was never my...

Long Distance Clara 19.11.11 7:50am
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Comic Sans used to prevent bank note fraud

Chief Cashier for the Bank of England Chris Salmon was proud to announce the latest tool in currency fraud prevention at the recent release of the new £50 note; the use of Comic Sans for all text. ...

kimllfixit 19.11.11 7:59am
Arab League urges Syria stop shooting civilians.."Bombing much more effective" 0
hansens-scar 18.11.11 1:20pm
Ex MI5 chief Manningham-Buller sends out for pizza during Lords debate 0
hansens-scar 18.11.11 1:15pm
Blatter holding out for 'golden handshake' claim critics 0
Screenie 18.11.11 1:04pm
Fears grow as Domestos forces Yakult over to the Dark Side 0
grottymonty 18.11.11 12:42pm
The "Peston" adopted as the international unit of measurement of smugness

The International Standards Authority has to day confirmed that the Peston will now sit alongside the metre, gram and second as a unit of measure. Absolute Peston is defined as 273kP, the rest of the...

grottymonty 18.11.11 2:56pm
Am-Dram society rallies after crossbow atrocity

Swaffham and District Amateur Dramatic Society confirmed today that this year’s performance of Aladdin will go ahead as planned, despite last Thursday’s crossbow rampage by Wishee Washee which...

allmyownstunts 18.11.11 12:33pm
MoD spends £600m on consultants to decide who they can legally shoot

The Ministry of Defence has been criticised for wasting £600m on consultants, from a budget that could have been spent on ammunition, rendition flights and new sign posts for Royal Wootton Bassett....

18.11.11 6:09pm
Blatter suggests ending Stephen Lawrence trial with a handshake 11
Mark66 18.11.11 5:56pm
Long Distance Clara
St Paul’s first letter to the occupiers

Love is patient but I'm losing mine, so I’d love it if you’d all piss off now...

button 18.11.11 12:06pm
Probiotic protesters occupy St Thomas' hospital. 1
button 18.11.11 11:49am
Oxfam commends Nigerian princes for their generosity

Oxfam has publicly given thanks to generous Nigerian princes insistent on sharing vast sums of wealth via online transactions with European professionals. "It's nice to see Africa giving a bit back...

Shandy 18.11.11 11:26am
Beijing: China To "Have Rhthym" By 2025 0
Textbook 18.11.11 11:17am
Lech Walesa the main prize at this years Smash Hits Pole winners party 0
Iamthestig 18.11.11 11:03am
Latest range of Military weapons to be bio-degradable 0
Iamthestig 18.11.11 11:00am
Osborne gaff: Virgin '747 Big Ones' payment isn't £millions but two used Jumbos 0
dvo4fun 18.11.11 10:58am
MoD admits £564m of technical advice did not give more bangs for its bucks 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.11.11 10:41am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron decides against German accent to tell Merkel ‘For you, the euro is over’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.11.11 10:41am
Duncan Biscuit
Merkel talks moved to Leipzig after Cameron buys Easyjet ticket to Berlin 0
Duncan Biscuit 18.11.11 10:40am
Duncan Biscuit
What wood doesn't float ?

one from the archives...

medici2471 18.11.11 10:02am
ASA condemns 'child with serious head injuries' logo for Bears In Need 9
Runestone Cowboy 18.11.11 11:14am
BBC to scrap MOTD in favour of FIFA2012

In a shock move today BBC officials announced that they will no longer be showing Match of the Day in its current format and will replace the football show with technology from EA Sports'...

acwanaut 18.11.11 9:57am
John Terry's Fashion Prediction for Spring 2012 : "Blind Is The New Black" 0
Mathna 18.11.11 9:51am
"Won't pay? Then don't pay" says Treasury's Danny Alexander

Letters have gone out from HMRC to 6000 UK Swiss bank account holders, suspected of contributing to £14bn annual tax avoidance. "This tough no-nonsense letter sets out the options, asking two simple...

dvo4fun 18.11.11 2:55pm