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Denmark bans Marmite because it tastes shit. More soon 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Marmite imposes superinjunction in Denmark to ensure record demand. 0
MC One R 4 years
Deputy PM Clegg Given Award..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.."Bystander Of The Year Prize." Pundits think touch and go whether he gets it next time...

Opps 0
Ian Searle 4 years
UK bans Danish Pastries. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

More tit for tat measures soon...

Banks Sell Insurance Mis-Selling Insurance 3
Titus 4 years

Banks have started selling their customers insurance against the risk of being mis-sold unsuitable financial products. "The FSA can't moan about this one" said a bank spokesman "Think about it -...

Pigeon Post To Make A Come-Back..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.As Cameron demands big cuts in dole money...

BT using Cornwall to trial new thing to be shit at. 0
scooooter 4 years
Google street view update reveals Pharohs hideaway 0
Erlang 4 years

Today Google updated its Street view of Saqqara (Sakkara)in Egypt revealing at least two Pharaonic weekend hideaway pyramids. News reports are prevented from printing the identity of the Pharohs...

Tories Win "Best Jokes Of The Year Award" 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..Number 1 - "We're all in this together." And Number 2 - "The Big Society"; which includes "The Big Society" relaunch 1 and "The Big Society" relaunch 2, which are jokes in themselves...

Ash cloud over Glasgow turns out to be cigarette smoke and chip fat. More soon. 6
dominic_mcg 4 years
Ringo Starr says, "sorry Liverpool". 0
be reasonable 4 years
Rev Harold Camping backtracks "When I said Rapture I meant the Blondie song" 2
button 4 years

This weekend he predicts the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)...

Removed - been done.... 3
charlies_hat 4 years
Icelandic government suggest renaming country to Bejam because of recent bad PR 0
bonjonelson 4 years

more ash soon...

Site say no extra charge for yawning for revised Camping date. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Scandal as William Hague's radio interviews conducted by creaking gate 0
simonjmr 4 years
Cash-strapped Greeks consider bid from British Museum for rest of The Acropolis 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mourinho asks to be referred to now as 'The Essential One' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Prince Philip tells Obama he looks like he got caught in the ash cloud after all 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Courts asked to gag a little birdie 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Summer 2011 to feature highlights of summer 2010 2
button 4 years

Thanks to mother nature and old man time’s proposed strike action, mankind can look forward to reliving the highs and lows of summer 2010 starting with the volcanic ash cloud. Still to come:...

Morphine for terminally ill targetted for NHS cuts 0
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

A right wing think tank with close links to the Prime Minister caused a storm today with their radical proposals for NHS cost savings. The most controversial of these is reducing the amount of...

New British film about press freedom: Saving Ryan's Privates 0
ronseal 4 years
George Davis was 'not convicted on the correct evidence' howl celebrity backers 1
ronseal 4 years

A celebrated bank robber was cock a hoop last night, after being completely exonerated for all those times he stuck guns in people's faces, when it emerged that the police might have got some...

Liverpool apologises for Ringo Starr. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Local woman weds local jerk 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Mark Zuckerberg unfriends himself on Facebook 0
mongeese 4 years

Mark Zuckerberg, founder of the well known website [i]Facebook[/i], last night unfriended himself on the online social networking site after watching [i]The Social Network[/i] movie about himself and...

Lisa Stansfield finds missing offspring. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
British Humanist Association filed super injunction on Jesus 0
4ty2 4 years

Considering the poosibility that he might have had an affair with a women and recent attempts by a GP to talk to his patiens about Jesus in an attempt to offer hlistic medicin have lead the humanist...