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Paper heiress "blown away" by Supreme Court judgement... 1
ItsReevesy 3 years

More soon !...

Osborne "accidentally" abolishes Cornwall in budget cuts. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[I thought Wales were paying for it?]...

Osborne claims 'A multi-class society has failed', now favours 'integration' 0
la maga 3 years

In a landmark speech to parliament yesterday the Chancellor George Osborne announced that he believes that the 'multi-class' experiment has failed. "The middle classes don't talk to the working...

Retirement age rises to 67 for middle class and 77 for working class. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Retirement age for upper class set to drop to 28...

Shoplifting blamed for surprise fall in average cost of weekly shopping basket 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tesco jump redundancy bandwagon with in-store "Place Used Careers here" bins 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Something mildly humourous about something vaguely topical. 22
Phlegm 3 years
Housewife Mrs. N.Hubbard of Slough announces her domestic spending review 2010 4
Iamthestig 3 years

Reacting to the Chancellors spending review and outline for economic recovery, Mrs. Hubbard has outlined how she will be spending her allowance and income for the next 12 months. "It is important to...

Cabinet members forced to have brazilians.... 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

after misprint in report about cuts in the pubic sector...

Last Hog Dies before Hog hunting is banned in Australia.... 0
Rowly 3 years

"Oh well", said a saddened Aussie, "that's the end of the Pork Hunt"...

British School Children Intellectually challenged 0
Kazytc 3 years

The school curriculum taught to British school children, has been criticized today, after the results of research published, revealed, that it has turned them all, into numb skulls Further...

Slough "a surprise choice" for capital of new Global Islamic Caliphate. 0
IamWibble 3 years
Homeopathy used to meet NHS A&E targets 1
richardcraig 3 years

For years NHS care has been driven by the need to meet an array of targets. There could be new hope, and perhaps an opportunity for some of the more neglected conditions in healthcare. Health...

Muslim fury at unveiling of spending cuts 2
flyerblade 3 years

If cuts prefer to be veiled they should be allowed to. Frankly Britain has a long tradition of veiled spending cuts...

Man who 'developed feelings' for web-site logo no longer sexually confused.com 0
Rorschach 3 years

"Oh my God, I'm so relieved It was just like 'The Crying Game', but in a nice way"...

Lindisfarne and Gazza in custardy battle over the fog on the Tyne. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Universities, businesses 'relieved' as Chancellor ringfences Classics budget 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Amidst the savage spending reductions announced today by Chancellor George Osborne, universities were 'delighted' that the Classics budget has been protected from the cuts. 'We've been calling on Mr...

Hadrons go on strike at Cern.....Particles today were striking at the LHC .. 5
Rowly 3 years

A spokesparticle for "Protons, Electrons, Neutrons United Society" " PENUS", said today, that his members were Fed up with having to bang their heads together at increasingly higher energies and...

Karzai institutes anti-corruption "Don't ask, don't tell" policy 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Mark Thatcher 'not quite sure' which hospital his mother is being treated at 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

In an emotional statement, Sir Mark Thatcher has announced that he is 'a bit lost' as to which hospital his mother is being treated at for a minor infection. 'Lady Thatcher was admitted to hospital...

Rooney may seek higher wage in public sector as climate change diversity officer 0
ronseal 3 years

Wayne Rooney has threatened to quit Manchester United, as he seeks financial parity with equally blinkered wage earners of his own age. Rooney is said to have become jealous when he heard how much...

Demand for bunting and party food starts to rise in former mining communities 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Vampires, witches and ghost protest at the “over commercialisation” of Halloween 2
Ian Searle 3 years
GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK "FURIOUS" AT ARMY CUTS 1
Peter749400 3 years

http://www.juneallan.co.uk/grand_old_duke_of_york.jpg The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his hitherto proud and impressive fighting force of 10,000 men...

Tragedy as Milliband suddenly remembers the answers to recession, 13 years late 0
ronseal 3 years
Government cuts deportment lessons after failure to balance books 0
simonjmr 3 years
Chelsea and Man City preparing bids for UK economy in January transfer window 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lib Dems seek urgent clarification of court’s German heiress pre-nup decision 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bank of England minutes reveal 3-way split over digestive, bourbon or garibaldi 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bankers given Ark Royal & Nimrods to help keep bonus safe 1
Gerontius 3 years

City of London bankers, worried about how to get this year’s huge fat bonus home safely without it falling into the hands of the poor and needy have indicated they might be interested in taking...