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An Apple a day keeps Google away, says Jobs 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron denies Saudi Princes akin to Gadaafi: 'They have more luxuriant goatees' 0
pinxit 3 years
Computer archaeologists excited by new find of JPEG artifacts 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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David Cameron's face "looming larger than ever", say astronomers 3
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

David Cameron's face is looming larger than ever over Britain, astronomers have found. 'This remote, barren object was first sighted as recently as 2005,' said telegenic starmonger Professor Brian...

Trading Standards warn of Slick American-style Franchising and Sales Teams 1
3 years

offering 'Business Networking Opertunities' in the UK. "It can be mind-boggling" said Tim West of the UK Trading Standards Federation. "Apart from seminars and pressure sales techniques for the...

Gas Company has "hissy fit" from Ofgem leak 0
OldThingy 3 years

More men may turn up later...

Good news and bad news for the Sushi industry 0
Ironduke 3 years

32 ton fugu landed, but its already pre-cooked. Hattip be reasonable...

Radioactive waste found in Japanese food... 0
be reasonable 3 years

Morrison's to launch new range of pre-cooked ready-meals...

USS Ponce "claims" to have fired cruise missiles at Gaddafi. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Cameron warns Gaddafi. 1
Zen 3 years

Anne Widdecombe can be launched within 45 minutes...

UK Newsreaders Still Effing And Blinding Re Japan Quake.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Whilst polite Japanese continue to call the affected area, 'Hukushima.'...

South American butterfly blamed after wing-flapping causes earthquake in Japan. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

More chaos soon...

UNESCO Recognises Atlantis as a World Acceptable Racism Target 0
thisisall1word 3 years

The United Nations' body responsible for cultural matters has agreed to select the fictional country of Atlantis as a geograhical reagion, people and religion which will now be 'considered fair game'...

Harmless Gaddafi breath threatens UK: discredited expert warns 0
glass90 3 years

The noxious breath of beleaguered Libyan president Muammar Gaddafi may drift to the UK’s shores and cause a completely harmless toxic hazard, wrote a desperate journalist last night. The...

Ghadafi, Obama no longer Facebook friends. 0
Joshua Cerri 3 years
BNP HQ tap labelled "Racist Spigot". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

That's a faucet, Rik...

Lybian War: A Matter of Flux Capacitance 0
Joshua Cerri 3 years

[i]-Washington, D.C.[/i] President Obama has released a statement declaring the real motivation behind the US involvement in Libya. Much to the surprise of most Americans, Obama was quoted...

Catholic Church condemns Pope's conversion to Islam 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a stern statement from the office of the Archbishop of Westminster, the recent conversion of Mr Ian Pope, 45, to Islam has been slammed as misleading and potentially dangerous to deep-faith...

COBRA committee meets to work out what COBRA stands for 5
John Wiltshire 3 years

In view of the crisis in Libya, David Cameron last night called a meeting of the COBRA committee to find out what COBRA stands for., 'It's a nice name,' said the Prime Minister, 'sort of black and...

Nick Knowles and DIY SOS team to rebuild Gaddaffi's house 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Nick Knowles has announced that the latest DIY SOS project will be to rebuild Colonel Gaddaffi's bombed house in Libya., 'We got a call from a colonel in Libya,' said the scruffy presenter. 'He said...

Journalists asked to check sources that claim "French leading military action". 0
MC One R 3 years
Chelsea looking to re-sign "good value" WInston Bogarde to replace Torres. 0
MC One R 3 years
Energy companies celebrate report that says their bills are 'complex and unfair' 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Energy companies all over the UK today celebrated the release of a report which said their bill structure was complex and unfair., 'This is exactly what we were hoping for,' said Bob Greed of...

Government promises to cut red tape for 'very English' brothels. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

Might be worth expanding this...

Clinton withdraws offer to give "libya a good licking" after misunderstanding 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Role play requirement for recipients of wrong number calls 4
Des and Stan 3 years

In an effort to reduce levels of frustration in society, the think-tank Reform has proposed that people receiving misdialled calls should no longer be able to say, ‘Sorry, wrong number,’ and put...

BBC to screen Auteurwatch during Hay Festival 0
simonjmr 3 years
Leaked Reading Festival lineup "disappointing" say librarians 0
QorbeQ 3 years
France offers Gadaffi Honourable Surrender; Safe Passage; and a Farewell 0
3 years

Speech "In the Style of Edith Piaf" More soon...

Government to regulate scientists with regional accents 5
evilsuperstar 3 years

The minister of state for universities and science, David Willetts has written to further education establishments in England and Wales requesting that as part of their science courses they introduce...