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Prince Andrew attends party hosted by self-professed 'queen of England' 1
Skylarking 3 years
"a gigantic error of judgment" 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Buy one get one free at the House of Windsor...

Berlusconi undergoes shaddupayouface surgery. 0
riesler 3 years

Red Admiral succumbs as they run out of butterfly stitches in the lepidopterist 0
3 years
2011 Census forms sent out 0
captain747480 3 years

Only 24997989 to go...

Caster Semenya denies she is a sugar daddy 5
3 years
Pressure on Andrew to quit 'scapegoat' role 1
Zadok the second 3 years

Pressure is mounting on Prince Andrew to resign his traditional post of 'scapegoat for the royal family' amid claims he is "too good at his job". A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace explained that...

MacDonalds to fit double doors 0
OldThingy 3 years

for slightly wider trolleys...

‘Arsey bitch’ now protected under discrimination laws 4
Zadok the second 3 years

Adding 'being an arsey bitch' to existing definitions of ‘protected characteristics’, as defined by the Equalities Act, could throw workplaces into turmoil, a leaked government email has revealed...

Desdemona seeks transfer after string of bad results 0
Des and Stan 3 years

Star player Desdemona confirmed rumours today that she is seeking a transfer from Moor of Venice, a team currently struggling after a string of poor results going back over 400 years. ‘I...

Fan in Row Z asked to referee match... 0
Doylem 3 years

Thanks to his astute reading of the game, from his seat high up in the stands at Old Trafford, Frank Finnigan, 26, a Manchester United fan of many years standing, has been asked to officiate at his...

Prof. Brian Cox Reported Missing: presumed lost in own thought 4
nilbymouse 3 years
Man with photographic memory gets it jammed on his 10 year old birthday 0
3 years

when he walked in on his two gay dads after an unsatisfactory sex session...

Electoral reform suggests elections and Census to merge - 1st Concensus in 2021 0
simonjmr 3 years
Census forms sent by post to have ‘sorry, I was not at home when you called’ box 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man United unsuccessfuly launches UK’s largest flood defence exercise at Anfield 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hopes fade for a BBC No Fry zone 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
National lottery terminals to be used as polling booths 2
simonjmr 3 years
Huge Lancashire road convoy as Oddbins delivers to Freddie Flintoff’s house 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ed Miller-Band to cover Steve Miller Band's The Joker. Call me Maurice says Ed. 0
Banking Escapee 3 years

Just a quickie...

Polite society engages in civil war 0
Des Custard 3 years
Rare ancient Briton discovered on Antiques Woad Show... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more bronze-age puns later...

Sky at Night cancelled in parallel universe 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Astronomers have discovered that The Sky at Night, the longest running, single presenter programme in television history was actually cancelled in a parallel universe in 1992. Dr Joshua Banks,...

Charlie Sheen passes drugs test - he's now 90% pure cocaine. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Dinner lady says she is not to blame because the 12 year old kept asking for 9
3 years

secs, and he had a big nob...

Spammer's mailbox stuffed with actual emails. 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Charlie Sheen to step into Berlusconi's role while trial takes place 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Advanced level English:The Internet.You are being harangued by a pompous 0
3 years

wankercunt at all times:Describe...

Libya Blunder latest. 'Under Cover' UK Diplomats landed with israeli passports. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In what was a tit for tat snook at Israel for using british passports the british carry on team landed with several passports including israeli ones for cover. 'They are lucky we didn't shoot them....

Bullingdon Club Foreign Policy 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Uk reputation lost on the playing fields of eton...