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Livingstone CBE defects to Blair

Palace officials were left red-faced this week as the fallout from the announcement of the New Years Honour's List continued to spread. After the controversy surrounding the refusal of Ken...

News X.X.I.V 01.01.13 9:36am
Iain Duncan Smith wrongly conscripted to Israel Defence Force 1
custard cream 01.01.13 6:52am
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Obama does deal to keep 'Fiscal' Cliff out of US charts 0
MADJEZ 01.01.13 3:56am
Pub Landlord loses £30k on Cross Channel Ferry slot machines

Message in bottle found to be in Dire Straits, all washed up...

Tess Goes 31.12.12 10:32pm
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2013 outlook grim as government "assumed the World would end"

The financial output for 2013 is worse than analysts had originally thought as the Chancellor of the Exchequer has admitted that they were assuming the World would come to an end in late 2012. "Our...

apepper 31.12.12 9:58pm
Britain Resolves To Stop Swearing For 2013

It's well documented that swearing has been an integral feature of British life since time immemorial, but all that looks set to change, as native Britons appear to have collectively decided that...

Paddy Berzinski 31.12.12 8:05pm
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Hillary Clinton has clot removed - Bill ordered out of hospital 3
custard cream 31.12.12 7:22pm
Tess Goes
New cunt-hood honour created especially for Tony Blair 4
pere floza 31.12.12 7:11pm
Livingstone reveals ‘turning down CBE was my greatest honour’

Former politician Ken Livingstone has announced with quiet dignity on national radio that he ‘jumped at the chance’ to turn down a CBE. Livingstone explained that he didn’t think politicians...

31.12.12 6:59pm
Jeremy Lloyd awarded an Allo All-O-BE... 0
Ian Searle 31.12.12 6:34pm
Ian Searle
US fiscal cliff lottery guarantees millions of paupers in New Years Eve Lottery 0
Ian Searle 31.12.12 6:26pm
Ian Searle
Prostitute to see in New Year with a bang 1
Bourbon 31.12.12 6:23pm
Tess Goes
Gordon Brown to guest star in Mrs Brown's Boys 2
custard cream 31.12.12 6:09pm
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Last of The Summer Wine cast trapped in constant Yesterday +1 loop 0
custard cream 31.12.12 5:21pm
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Albert Taindeath refuses knighthood

More soon. Go on, you know you want to...

beau-jolly 31.12.12 4:59pm
Poundland sale sees store paying customers to take goods away 0
custard cream 31.12.12 3:48pm
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Ralph McTell says he may release a 2nd song in 2013 0
dvo4fun 31.12.12 3:07pm
Enraged Citizens Storm Charlton Heston's Grave, Tear Gun Out His Cold, Dead Hand

Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of childrens bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at the grave of Charleton Heston,...

31.12.12 2:31pm
Knight of the Realm Bradley Wiggins forced to trade in bike for a horse. 0
grottymonty 31.12.12 12:32pm
Peter Jackson eyes "Aliens love Underpants" as next big blockbuster

With the three films of the Hobbit now in the can, Peter Jackson has hinted that he will next turn to another children's story for his next three-part blockbuster series. Film one - tentatively...

grottymonty 31.12.12 12:30pm
Local Garage to offer car repairs with “happy ending”

Motorists paying a visit to Ditton Bridge Auto Repairs will now be offered hand relief with their new exhaust or oil change, as local mechanic Tony Barragan strives to halt a slide in business at his...

The Bogs 31.12.12 11:42am
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Cricket world in shock as Boycott apologises for insensitive comments

Truebiscuit: Please someone check if the seas are boiling and the Sun has turned blood red...

JohnA 31.12.12 11:15am
Location of Clinton's clot not revealed but he is believed to be in Washington 0
medici2471 31.12.12 10:52am
Hilary Clinton's clot spotted early ... his name is Bill 0
brownpaperreporter 31.12.12 9:19am
Tube Cleaners Going Underground over pay 0
victimms 31.12.12 8:20am
'Happy new year George' says everyone 0
antharrison 31.12.12 8:02am
Cigarettes and Alcohol to North Pole, as Santa gives Troops best Christmas ever

experts have reported record exports of cigarettes and alcohol to the north Pole in the run up to the festive season as Father Christmas provided the best yule-tide haul yet for our Troops out...

Don1 30.12.12 11:39pm
Don't Chain Yourself to Radiator says minister who slams Waite Watcher Diet 3
ronseal 30.12.12 6:59pm
Police pull out all the stops in hunt for organist's killer. More soon.

(I heard a newsreader say this on the radio.)...

dominic_mcg 30.12.12 6:39pm
"Fergy Lergy" Could Affect Any Top Team," Says Expert

Top football managers throughout England, could be under attack by the "Fergy Lergy," which hones in on referees, linesmen and opposition managers alike., Symtoms are the miniaturisation of...

Jesse Bigg 30.12.12 1:53pm
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