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| Bus services 'overwhelmed' by unemployed seeking work | 0 |  |
roybland | 3 years |
| Michele Obamas powerful words have moved financial markets this week | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
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by telling reporters that her husband is thinking of invading China ... |
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| "I see dead people", Mortician Claims | 0 | |
bonjonelson | 3 years |
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[More soon, you have been warned]... |
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| Thought of a funny idea, but now I've forgotten | 3 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
| Farm Murder Suspect Found Hiding In Hay Will Be Bailed, say Police | 1 | |
IABP | 3 years |
| 2/3rds of Britons have not made a will ,only 1/3 have something worth leaving | 1 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
| nazi party hold investigation as hitler dresses as local councillor | 1 | |
distraction | 3 years |
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Adolf Hitler has been suspended from the nazi party pending an investigation,Hitler was caught posing as a councilor of harogate borough council.The situation came to light after pictures were posted... |
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| Thatcher's forthcoming death caused by "13 years of Labour goverment" | 1 | |
BillyBitzer | 3 years |
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In an accidentally premature leak today, the blame for Tory Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's pending death was placed squarely on the previous Labour administration by Whitehall sources. "We are... |
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| Cameron ‘relaxed’ about Clegg enjoying the occasional fag | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| No escape for Lib Dems after Osborne says he used back of Clegg’s fag packet | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| No results found as privacy body searches for Google privacy infringements | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Big Society vital in fight against obesity says Eric Pickles. | 2 | |
Stan Laurel | 3 years |
| Cold weather payments replaced by 'enforced hibernation' for OAPs | 2 | |
dicky37 | 3 years |
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As further details of the spending review come to light, a radical cost-cutting scheme involving putting pensioners to sleep for the winter is being introduced across England and Wales. The enforced... |
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| Old folk fear Halloween tricks as Osborne cuts treats | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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Old people are living in fear because they will be unable to afford to offer a Halloween treat to their young callers. ‘It’s the result of Osborne’s spending review,’ said Jack Jones (92).... |
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| Clegg searched conscience over cuts. Then arrested it for obstruction | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Man convicted after protesting too much | 1 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
| Stealth Subamarine grounded by Sat Nav failed update | 0 | |
hero2zero | 3 years |
| Rain-hit Korean F1 GP thrown into chaos | 0 | |
hero2zero | 3 years |
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F1 safety-car-following GP cars were in chaos today as both the safety-car and medical car get called to pits for refuelling and tyre changes... |
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| Education basics to be cut back to one 'R' | 0 | |
Nick McCarr | 3 years |
| Ryan Air to charge extra for deportee murdering | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Jeffrey Archer's risible style "may be the work of his editor" claims academic | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Mark Thatcher reported lost somewhere in Cromwell Hospital | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| Yoko Ono unveils John Lennon's blue plaque and poorly fitted fillings | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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more tooth... |
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| Stacey brands Jenny 'a crafty bitch' | 2 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
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Stacey Morgan, a 15-year-old girl from Swansea, has branded her so-called best mate a "crafty bitch". Morgan said that her friend, Jenny Smith, also 15, pretended to like people but only to use them... |
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| Trading Standards force BBC to change name of reality dancing show | 3 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
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Officials said the show was "not strictly about the dancing"... |
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| Manchester residents sad they won't see Rooney play as he's staying at United. | 2 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Cuts Programme Suspended as Chancellor Loses Fag Packet | 1 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
| IDS defends his get on the bus quip by saying it's drier than getting on a bike | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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A comment from Iain Duncan-Smith has angered union chiefs today who have slammed his 'get on the bus' quote as a throw back to the nasty tory days. This was famously displayed by Norman Tebbit's '... |
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| Rooney Virus Hits Spoof News Website | 1 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
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An unexpected proliferation of stories relating to troubled football star Wayne Rooney have broken out on the spoof news website NewsCake - "All the news that's fit to eat". Webmasters attribute the... |
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| Eric Pickles Appointed Fat Bastard Tsar | 0 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
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Even more soon... |
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