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| Irving: "Nazis Mistook Jews For Burglars" | 1 |  |
Mike Turbine-Hamilton | 14.02.13 10:01pm lane-avenger |
| Disgraced athlete Pistourius test positive for WD40 | 3 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 14.02.13 10:00pm lane-avenger |
| police stumped over Pistorius shooting | 1 | |
victimms | 14.02.13 9:23pm Squudge |
| "I had the world at my prosthetic, rubberised pads", laments Pistorious | 1 | |
topfotogmw | 14.02.13 8:49pm Yikes |
| Pistorius: On second thoughts chocolates would have been better Fuck its been a long depressing day (no cards again, off to bed with Mr Snuggles, Cosmopolitan and a box of tissues)... |
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lane-avenger | 14.02.13 8:43pm lane-avenger |
| Tragedy as Pistorius's girlfriend dies before she could have sex with John Terry | 26 | |
Oxbridge | 14.02.13 8:31pm lane-avenger |
| Oscar Pistorius found to be 29% Pope I’m getting good at this, that’s three separate stories combined into one incoherent headline... |
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Spartacus | 14.02.13 8:27pm lane-avenger |
| Poundland declares independence from UK In a surprise move, the popular High Street retailer has announced that it intends to become an independent sovereign state, and will now be known as the Democratic People’s Republic of Poundland... |
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TheNewsWalrus | 14.02.13 8:23pm lane-avenger |
| Pistorius: I only shot once - the other seven were recoil Boinnnnnngggg! Boinnnnnnnggg! (Apologies to anyone offended by this)... |
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lane-avenger | 14.02.13 8:20pm lane-avenger |
| police complete the leg work on Pistorius' girlfriend shooting | 0 | |
victimms | 14.02.13 8:12pm victimms |
| Catholic church in crisis as horse meat found in transubstantiated host. | 0 | |
the coarse whisperer | 14.02.13 7:41pm the coarse whisperer |
| Jo’burg police: Pistorius doesn’t have a leg to stand on. | 0 | |
sigmund | 14.02.13 6:53pm sigmund |
| Man stroking calf who lost voice was actually feeling a little hoarse. Probably a frog in his throat. A lady I know went to a loo in Australia once and a frog leapt out. 'A lady who finds a frog in the loo could end up with toad in the hole.' It might not be news to... |
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SJN | 14.02.13 6:18pm SJN |
| Pistorious changes M.O. from bladerunner to gunrunner... | 0 | |
topfotogmw | 14.02.13 5:51pm topfotogmw |
| Pistorius: Wife was always nagging me about putting my feet on the coffee table. | 0 | |
brd888 | 14.02.13 5:51pm brd888 |
| Warren Buffett invests heavily in cold bouillon surely that's awful enough for a ticker?... |
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14.02.13 5:50pm riesler |
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| X found to be 75% Y | 4 | |
cinquecento | 14.02.13 5:36pm Rootin Tootin |
| Nike pull Oscar Pistorius ad but you can see it here http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/511cfc8669bedda44d000004-640-360-621-349/original-36.jpg... |
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custard cream | 14.02.13 5:35pm AReader |
| Spaghetti bologneighs. | 8 | |
malgor | 14.02.13 5:23pm AReader |
| Your Questions Answered About Gun Control Q. Why do so many Americans carry guns? A. Constitutionally, Americans were meant to be allowed to 'bare' arms (i.e. wear T-shirts and Sleeveless vests. However, due to an unfortunate typo, the... |
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Smart Alex | 14.02.13 5:04pm AReader |
| Bird triumphs A bird has triumphed in the North of England. The feathered thing has been recognised for its efforts by the North's biological mayor, Alan Pander, who presented it with a necklace. Jewellery... |
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Mik Bulk | 14.02.13 4:26pm Gerontius |
| South African Police “stumped”... | 2 | |
Tripod | 14.02.13 3:50pm Oxbridge |
| Horse food found in Waitrose luxury muesli Tests carried out by reading the label on a packet of Waitrose luxury muesli have revealed that it contains a large percentage of horse food. As a result, all supermarkets are removing muesli... |
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Des Custard | 14.02.13 3:21pm writinginbsl |
| Pistorius murder trial will not be played over 2 legs | 1 | |
Perks | 14.02.13 3:04pm Scronnyglonkle |
| Record numbers of cows not in employment, education or training Look a little closer at Britain's green and pleasant land and a new social problem will quickly become apparent. Record numbers of unemployed cows are claiming millions of pounds in welfare payments... |
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Aberdeen Correspondent | 14.02.13 2:32pm Aberdeen Correspondent |
| Pope Benedict's resignation statement in full Carus frater , EGO have convoked vos ut is consisto , non tantum pro three canonisations , tamen quoque ut defero vobis a sententia of valde gravitas pro vita of templum. Secundum having crebro... |
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custard cream | 14.02.13 2:31pm custard cream |
| Kevin Bacon now longer the face of interconnectivity! Move over Kevin Bacon, a new kid of sorts is on the block. It used to be that via the medium of Mr Bacon you were no further than knowing everybody else on the planet than six steps, well now... |
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Scronnyglonkle | 14.02.13 2:24pm Scronnyglonkle |
| Large Hadron Collider Switched off to see if Higgs Boson is somewhere inside A spokes-scientist said "We havn't had much success trying to find it by chucking other particles at it so we thought we'd strip the collider down and see if the particle was inside somewhere, you... |
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sillybugger | 14.02.13 1:18pm sillybugger |
| High speed deviant motorway sex a "satirical statement", claims Labour Candidate A would-be politician caught speeding on the M3 with a stocking over his face, a line of coke on the dashboard, and an "inexperienced but willing to learn" prostitute in the passenger seat has... |
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SuburbanDad | 14.02.13 1:10pm AReader |
| Oscar Pistorius ‘best hope’ for South African Paralympic Shooting Medal South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius has been selected for the South African Olympic shooting team after managing to hit a target at a distance of ten metres from a seated position in bad... |
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Gary Stanton | 14.02.13 1:03pm Gary Stanton |
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