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| Mark Thatcher dropped into Libya to lead UK SAS infiltration teams. More soon. | 1 |  |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Phil Collins announces his retirement by fax. | 0 | |
Stan | 3 years |
| As dire times hit Man.Utd Sir Alex asks Wayne Rooney to pull one out of the bag | 0 | |
markmypaper | 3 years |
| webuyanycar.com .... DON'T ! | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Music industry mogul asks Phil Collins: how can I just let you walk away? | 0 | |
fun and games | 3 years |
| New Generation of Intelligent Assembly Robots Outsources Work to Chinese | 1 | |
Q William Bacon | 3 years |
| Norfolk and Luxembourg under threat as US charity funds contraception for uglies | 3 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| Under new tobacco laws the Navy must choose a new nick name | 1 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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As the Senior Service will no longer be allowed. More soon... |
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| Confusion as Tussaud's waxwork of Gaddafi is more realistic looking than him | 1 | |
Moggsy | 3 years |
| Sweets banned from sweet shops | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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Sweet displays in sweet shops are to be banned in England as part of a package to reduce childhood obesity. Children as young as five have been known to choose to spend their pocket money by simply... |
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| Tobacco displays banned from shops | 5 | |
nilbymouse | 3 years |
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Camels banned from zoos., Marlborough renamed "Swindon South"., Lucky Strikes banned from ten-pin bowling alleys., Embassy No 1 rebadged as Chief Ambassador. Riesler banned from Newsbiscuit?... |
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| Ripper fails in freedom challenge after inadvertently butchering Court of Appeal | 0 | |
someone else | 3 years |
| Seven geezers arrested in Iceland bank probe | 4 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Rentokill to back no fly zone over Libya | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
| FIAT launches car powered by olive oil | 1 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| John Lewis becomes 20% better at selling stuff you can buy cheaper elsewhere | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Claim that credit card fraud is at a ten-year low ‘highly suspicious’ | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| The One Show's Matt Baker has previous | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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After Matt Baker's last second questioning of David Cameron with "How do you sleep?", a BBC enquiry has uncovered that Matt Baker has previous. The BBC believe that in 1989 it was Mr Baker who... |
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| Prince William to visit scenes of Australia's national disasters | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Prince William will visit Adelaide Oval, Melbourne and Sydney cricket grounds, where distraught Aussies will remember the devastation that they witnessed. More soon... |
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| Kate Middleton tosses a pancake... | 2 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
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Off you go, lads... |
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| Facebook to introduce "Pizza" button. | 0 | |
Tammy Flugh | 3 years |
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"While we have had no reports of anyone starving to death while using Facebook,", a spokeswoman said, "we are going to be proactive for once. If anyone complains online of feeling hungry, any friend... |
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| Prince William to visit disaster zones | 0 | |
riesler | 3 years |
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off to see Uncle Andy and Auntie Fergie then... |
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| Gadaffi laughs off UN 'No Flymo' plan. 'We live in a desert !' | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Prince to open Chain of 'Princely Pleasures' Massage Parlours | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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After scouring the world on taxpayers money to find the best masseurs a Prince said he was going to open a chain of parlours that would give 'royal massages' fit for 'a Prince or King!'. He said... |
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| Parents Demand Repeal of No Bullying Policy | 1 | |
Smartassmama | 3 years |
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Anne and Josh Petersen tolerated the crackdown on their son's physical bullying of others. They took the high road and left their high-priced lawyer out of it when Ethan, 9, was suspended for... |
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| Libya crisis: U.N. & NATO to act... | 0 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
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'once we know who's won,' says spokesman... |
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| Cardinals Review Gospels, Order Dioceses to Reduce Hierarchy | 0 | |
Smartassmama | 3 years |
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The Vatican--A flock of Cardinals has concluded a weeklong summit with a shocking document, "We Royaltus Screwitus Upus." The weeklong summit addressed the millenium-strong argument by heretical... |
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| Charlie Sheen Burns Up On Re-entry from Outer Space | 0 | |
Q William Bacon | 3 years |
| Paedophile ring shamed as Duke of York link exposed | 0 | |
Ironduke | 3 years |
| Police Federation and Govt reach agreement: 'Sting definitely paid too much' | 1 | |
Skylarking | 3 years |
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<sings> Moooore soooon you don't have to put on the re-ed light... |
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