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| BBC confirms plan to move all men's programmes to Dave The BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival... |
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17.05.12 9:07am Sinnick |
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| Back-of-shirt letter suppliers delighted at Oxlade-Chamberlain's selection | 0 | |
Midfield Diamond | 17.05.12 9:05am Midfield Diamond |
| Prophets of doom continuing to make predictions like there's no tomorrow | 2 | |
Haywood Manley | 17.05.12 9:04am Sinnick |
| Greece offers to sell Britain the Elgin Marbles | 0 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 17.05.12 8:40am Scronnyglonkle |
| Roy Hodgson praises potential of 'brown generation'. More sick as a parrot soon... |
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Ian | 17.05.12 7:14am Ian |
| Amnesiac gynaecologist’s memory returning in “random snatches” | 6 | |
Spoinge | 17.05.12 6:42am ronseal |
| Greece 'making a Drachma out of a crisis' complains Merkel | 1 | |
pinxit | 17.05.12 5:25am dvo4fun |
| Britons warned not to overdo it after wild spree of Joey Barton condemnation Britain finally got to feel good about itself on Sunday, after Joey Barton's sending off released a wave of indignation and self importance that swept across England, Wales, Northern Ireland and even... |
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ronseal | 16.05.12 10:00pm ronseal |
| Bosnian butcher to sue War Criminal Nicknames Office. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 16.05.12 6:55pm dominic_mcg |
| Npower announce new 'hybrid' power station Npower, the UK energy supplier has today announced it's plans to turn Didcot power station into the world's first 'hybrid' power station. The move comes as the company try to find even more ways to... |
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Perks | 16.05.12 6:26pm dvo4fun |
| Store Manager in Liverpool 'leaves his post' following poor run of results The Manager of the Liverpool branch of Maplins, Danny McKleesh, has shocked the retail world by ‘leaving his post’, which he has held for just over a year. His decision comes after a run of... |
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Perks | 16.05.12 6:11pm dvo4fun |
| London pubs to set minimum price for alcohol of £5 per unit | 0 | |
Mandy Lifeboat | 16.05.12 5:17pm Mandy Lifeboat |
| Slimming World seek venues with larger car parks more soon please... |
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medici2471 | 16.05.12 5:09pm nostra da mouse |
| Fenn Street School's Norman Potter to head proposed Greek caretaker government, | 2 | |
Zen | 16.05.12 5:08pm nostra da mouse |
| SCOTTISH ALCOHOLICS FACE BOOZE vsTHRIFT DILEMMA. Penny-pinching booze-loving Scots have been backed into a corner by new price rises on alcohol., Faced with price rises on the full spectrum of Scottish jolly water, tight-fisted booze-sozzled Jocks... |
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daneade | 16.05.12 5:05pm arthurminnit |
| Bisto kid in hitler youth scandal - 'I was only following odours' | 3 | |
Haywood Manley | 16.05.12 4:58pm nostra da mouse |
| Kenny Dalglish sacked for thinking Andy Carroll is a great player | 0 | |
Hooch | 16.05.12 3:43pm Hooch |
| "Kenny Dalglish ensures me Andy Carroll is a great player" - Roy Hodgson | 0 | |
Hooch | 16.05.12 3:42pm Hooch |
| Plans to move children's programming leaves "next to nothing" in BBC1 schedule Following reports that programmes made specifically to cater for the attention spans of those under ten will be moved permanently to the CBBC and CBeebies channels, concerns have been raised that... |
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Haywood Manley | 16.05.12 1:45pm Haywood Manley |
| Writer struggles to describe incident where chicken ran round with head cut off The much awaited release of the new Emmerdale Farm novel has been delayed a further 3 months as author Lance Parkin searches for a way to describe a poultry decapitation incident in the climatic... |
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Yikes | 16.05.12 1:43pm ianslat |
| Lord Leveson promoted to Witch finder General | 0 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 16.05.12 1:19pm Scronnyglonkle |
| Rebekah Brooks faces trial by ducking stool Amidst claims that her arrest is part of a witch hunt, it has been revealed that Rebekah Brooks will face trial by ducking stool. With drowning indicating innocence and floating being a sure sign of... |
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| Phone hacking reveals Rebekah Brooks has a holiday home in Salem | 3 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 16.05.12 12:18pm RickH |
| The Truth Hurts: No Briton has as much talent as a dancing dog. Pudsey to be offered Simon Cowell's job; and, as a treat, Simon Cowell, in gravy... |
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RickH | 16.05.12 12:10pm RickH |
| Atheists pull ad campaign after spate of members killed in bus accidents The worldwide trend for atheists to advertise on buses looks set to cease after a study found that 95% of people killed in bus accidents didn’t believe in God. Professor Paul Saunders of Boston... |
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Yikes | 16.05.12 11:20am Yikes |
| FA to give Joey Barton a slap on wrist, kick up the arse & punch in the face | 2 | |
charlies_hat | 16.05.12 10:34am charlies_hat |
| Rebekah Brooks charged with conspiracy to conceal evidence The former editor of The Sun and the News of the World was today charged by the Crown Prosecution Service with concealing facts and evidence from the readerships of the two newspapers she edited.... |
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Haywood Manley | 16.05.12 10:22am Rowly |
| Female filmmakers still struggling with Cannes opener | 3 | |
Nerys Hughes | 16.05.12 10:19am Sinnick |
| CEO of Ecover to appear at The Hague on a charge of ethic cleansing | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 16.05.12 9:56am charlies_hat |
| Peer says "ditch outdated imperial units for Olympics" with no apparent irony. More soon, M’lud... |
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Thor | 16.05.12 9:41am Thor |
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