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Prison minister says child restraint guidelines are justified ‘because I say so’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Professional male prostitute nicknamed "wide receiver "caught in sting operation 0
arrghgarry 3 years

says leader of law enforcement group was actually more interested in man trick sex...
Lord mayor Boris " free willy "Johnson, confirms that he will take aDNA test 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and pay for the upkeep if indeed the child is his.On the other hand if the child is, not his ,the mother must be a right slag . David Blunket could not see what all the fuss was about he felt it...
Police asks motorists to text them to report distracted drivers 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Zzzzza Zzzzza Gabor falls out of bed 0
edward hack 3 years
EXCLUSIVE: Moats’ ex missus doesn’t want to profit from his death. 0
newbietryer 3 years

Reports: Last ditch attempts to marry both corpses fail following insurance ombudsman intervention. More to follow...
'I've Been Apple Pied' T shirts a Runaway Success 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'I only did it as laugh', said 22 year old Joe Akim a self employed trader from Peckam, "but it took off. At this rate this time next year we'll be millionaires'...
£560 phone will run OK if housed in 3p rubber gizmo. Get yours now! 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years
God confirms apocalypse will start in Los Angeles. 1
kosmoceras 3 years

The LORD today stated that the day of reckoning will start in Los Angeles. Live on Oprah, God said: “I’ve been hinting at it for years, mainly by inspiring apocalyptic films set in and around...
Last Smallclothes Matron Dies at 97 2
rikkor 3 years

Lydia Pinckham, the last of London’s Smallclothes Matrons died peacefully in her sleep this past week at the age of 97. Until the 1970’s, every reputable British hospital had at least one...
Historical irony revealed as it's discovered that St.Andrew fucking hated golf. 1
Basil_B 3 years
Ross leaves BBC and TV license fee falls. "Pure coincidence" claims Minister. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Collapse of tour operator signals the official start of summer. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Clegg “Misunderstood” euthanasia 2
newbietryer 3 years

Deputy PM admits that he always though euthanasia was a BBC documentary following the lives of young men and women living in the East. More Soon...
Defence cuts could see Top Gear cancelled 1
Mrblacker 3 years

Budget cuts of up to 25 per cent at the Ministry of Defence could lead to the cancellation of the BBC's leading and only motoring show. "Any reduction in current spending would create extra pressure...
Scientists discover your hangovers are no worse than anyone else's. 2
la maga 3 years
Wife joyous as she hangs a door - husband with paint stripper takes gloss off it 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Cameron finds horrific picture of Tony Blair in No. 10 attic, calls in artist 0
la maga 3 years

The Prime Minister David Cameron has reportedly found a painting in the attic of Number 10 Downing Street that portrays the state of Tony Blair's soul. "Even I was shocked," he confided to a close...
Neighbourhood in shock as roadside skip fails to acquire a mattress 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Hollywood blockbuster harnesses merchandising to promote anti-corporate message 0
la maga 3 years
Capped well well capped 3
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Criminals to cutback crime by 25% 0
ED209 3 years

The UK's criminal fraternity has agree to 'swingeing cuts' in the UK's crime budget, which could result in up to 25% of toe-rags being laid off. One senior lag said 'We simple can't justify keeping...
Life behind the paywall 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Is there life behind a paywall?, Do snowballs freeze in Hell?, Is anybody listening, or are all, Too deaf to tell?, The creaking of a comfy chair, Suggests that someone might be there,,...
Man shoots himself following 6 hour argument with police over name pronunciation 0
newbietryer 3 years

Relatives of Raoul Moat, 37 from Tyneside claim he was harassed by Northumberland Police for 5 years over the matter. Video recordings obtained by our reporter show that during a final standoff, in...
Royal Doulton issue commemorative Raoul Moat figurine and shotgun 5
Ludicity 3 years

Come on red - I know you can do it...
Daily Express to provide free TruEthnics(TM) Colour Charts with every issue 0
la maga 3 years
Griffin hits out at number of immigating birds 1
fun and games 3 years

BNP leader Nick Griffin has hit out at lax border controls which are causing 20,000 foreign birds to enter the UK every week. “It starts off with a family of thrushes from Poland” said Griffin,...
Elton John to rework "Candle in the Wind" to commemorate The People's Gunman 20
Mr Target 3 years

suggestions for lyrics welcome...
F.A need more english coaches for National Team. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'Daf or Mann are right out' explained F.A Spokesman David Davies ' give me a good old seddon atkinson any day for running the team around '...
The medical miracle recovery man AKA the Lockerbie bomber ,has turned turn a 0
arrghgarry 3 years

chance to appear on Strictly come dancing as he has already promised Nigel Lythgoe, that he will appear on So you think you can dance ...