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Max Mosley Drops Interest in Horseracing 0
CJWorkman 4 years

The furore in horseracing over the introduction of new rules which strictly limit the way in which jockeys use whips has resulted in potential investor and financial heavyweight Max Mosley losing...

Man who started computer business in garage is still in garage 6
roybland 4 years

A Bacup man who started a computer business in his mother's garage is still there after thirty years. 'My mate and I got together every evening in mother's garage to start a pioneering computer...

Hamas to host next year's Match Attax trading fair. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

"With swaps of one for 1,027 it's too good a deal to miss!" said one collector...

Balloon modelers welcome inflation rise. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

A spokesperson said, "It's good enough for a poodle, but not quite for a giraffe"...

CERN scientists realise they forgot to change their clocks to summer-time 1
Sinnick 4 years
New DNA evidence casts doubt on Video's conviction for the Radio Star killing 1
Ian Searle 4 years
New series of Strictly Come Dancing prompts warnings of tumbleweed shortages 1
butagirl 4 years

Hopefully no more soon...

Foxy Knoxy adds Vincent Tabak on Facebook. More soon. 0
GreenCross 4 years
Astrologers admit Taurus aren't compatible with anyone. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

All Aquarians should be locked up, and Geminis need to pull themselves together!...

Wales 'considered trying harder' - Gatland 1
GreenCross 4 years

The Wales coach Warren Gatland has revealed that his coaching team considered asking the remaining 14 players to try harder following the dismissal of captain Sam Warburton. As a small and...

Holding breath for 20 seconds is hiccups cure, claims Tabak defence 3
medici2471 4 years
Coffee Republic threatens Burger King 1
nickb 4 years
Church of England financial crisis latest, Wages of Synod axed 2
witless 4 years
Nick Knowles launches new one-off episode “Coalition SOS” 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Knowles explains that Mr Cameron had called him personally and after an exhaustive study Knowles found that the supports were indeed too weak and some were in a very ill-looking yellow as opposed to...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
Gary Barlow's eyebrows to be returned to Roger Moore after maX Factor final 0
medici2471 4 years
Dale Farm declared World Heritage Site. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Yeates and boyfriend 'getting new cat' prior to murder. May orders inquiry. 1
GreenCross 4 years

- Really - the Guardian are quoting her friend in court as saying that they were getting a cat. Surely this demands an examination of her immigration status...

Cameron assured of easy passage for coin-operated public think tanks. 11
vertical 4 years

You may soon be seeing gleaming new high-tech cylindrical structures appearing on a high street near you. Coin-operated public think tanks (PTT's) are the latest innovation inspired by Mr Cameron's...

Excitable Israeli General bombs humous factory 0
SpankyMonkey 4 years
New Vice Comparison web site helps you choose between flawed energy ministers 0
ronseal 4 years

A new vice comparison web site could help the public shop around for new ministers if they are unsatisfied with the present encumbent, claim its founders. However, some critics say that choosing a...

Solicitors advise that travellers have now moved on. To the High Court car park 3
dvo4fun 4 years
Chris Huhne appointed minister of bleeding obvious 3
apepper 4 years

Following energy secretary Chris Huhne's suggestion that using less energy will reduce consumers' bills, Huhne has been appointed minister of the bleeding obvious. Huhne announced that his first job...

"Guns more fun than cars", says new Defence Secretary. 1
GreenCross 4 years

The new Defence Secretary Philip Hammond has welcomed the opportunity to tell people with guns what to do. Following Dr Liam Fox's resignation after being caught having having a friend that, when...

90% of new features for facebook come directly from stalkers 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Comics World In Shock As Archie Is Still Not Cancelled 4
Textbook 4 years

Comic fans around the world were astonished to find that new adventures of Archie Andrews are still being published on a monthly basis, leading to questions as to how this has happened when no one...

Authentic 1950's style Diner defends controversial segregation policy 3
charlies_hat 4 years
Nigerian Elderly Warned of Isle of Wight E-mail Scams 1
wwwiz 4 years

The Nigerian government has warned its elderly citizens about a rash of e-mail scams originating in the Isle of Wight. ‘Many of our honest Nigerian pensioners have lost their life savings, falling...

Missed out on the Booker shortlist? Write for newsbiscuit 0
Ironduke 4 years
Energy companies suggest checking other parties' policies 7
kga6 4 years

Major league players in the energy industry have ingratiatingly suggested that families that believe they are getting a rough deal out of the current Government's policies in cuts and subsistence...