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John Terry denies racism claims; 'Chalky can see the funny side'.

More soon 'nick nick'...

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MADJEZ 01.12.11 9:25am
riesler
Sky Sports News mourns the death of, the death of, Gary Speed

The story that refused to hang itself? No more soon please. Too Cryptic? There must be a sub about the press's overaction? It's not like he was Diana "Gary Speed was Diana questions Daily Mail?"...

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ironbridgeboy 01.12.11 12:03pm
Gerontius
We buy anycarr.com draws the line at Alan and Jimmy 0
simonjmr 30.11.11 8:10pm
simonjmr
Public sector CCTV wankers, child snatchers and bin snoopers could strike again! 0
ronseal 30.11.11 7:58pm
ronseal
Private sector staff stage mass walkout at 6pm

Similar action expected for the rest of the week, with millions expected to withhold labour completely at the weekend...

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grumblechops 30.11.11 10:57pm
grumblechops
Cold sufferers ditch tissues for 'willfully complex' Dyson Noseblade

As the winter cold season takes hold, congested consumers are embracing a 'breakthrough' from Dyson, which makes affordable decongestants seem primitively simple. Harnessing the power of twin...

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01.12.11 12:23pm
Stan
BT Broadband support "have been on strike for the last 2 years"

BT has revealed why there is such a long wait for BT Broadband support; the staff have on strike in a dispute over how BT should be spelt...

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apepper 30.11.11 6:27pm
apepper
Facebook accuses BBC of plagiarism 0
kga6 30.11.11 6:21pm
kga6
Spies now classified as critically endangered

I spy with my little eye certainly not a spy. For the past decade, spies have been rather too easy to identify and oust and the result has been a dramatic decrease in numbers in the wild....

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kga6 30.11.11 6:14pm
kga6
Recession: Toothpaste manufacturers feeling the squeeze. 1
Major Clanger 30.11.11 10:51pm
Scroat
George Michael improving, say doctors. NME disagrees. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 30.11.11 5:52pm
dvo4fun
Bankers threaten to work efficiently and effectively for a day. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 30.11.11 6:08pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Parents concerned about rebellious teen who refuses to do anything rebellious 0
Dumbnews 30.11.11 3:52pm
Dumbnews
Man Declared Insane By Committee of Psychiatrists

http://awkwardfacts.com/images/P1060780110.jpg The man who ran amok and wreaked havoc on the economy of Britain (a large island in the North Sea) has been declared insane by psychiatric experts and...

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Awkward Facts 30.11.11 5:39pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Skate manufacturer releases budget model, "The Cheap Skate" 0
Dumbnews 30.11.11 3:41pm
Dumbnews
Dirty Mac brigade affected by Pubic Sector Strikes 0
simonjmr 30.11.11 2:49pm
simonjmr
GP struck off for writing legible prescriptions.

[s]Monsoon[/s], [s]Sore Moon[/s], More Soon...

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seymour totti 30.11.11 2:41pm
seymour totti
Dyslexic blamed after Office "Secret Satan" gifts are offensive and disgusting 3
simonjmr 30.11.11 7:06pm
charlies_hat
Match Factory workers reticent about nationwide Strike 0
simonjmr 30.11.11 2:19pm
simonjmr
"Only You" expected to be No1 this weekend after Flying Pickets resurgence 0
simonjmr 30.11.11 2:18pm
simonjmr
First day of Christmas shopping spree ‘unexpectedly successful'

say high street retailers...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 30.11.11 8:35pm
Perks
Alistair Campbell calls British press ‘putrid’.

British press suddenly understand what ‘hypocrisy’ means...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 30.11.11 1:55pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
C of E hoping to recruit new members with "Porn" Bible

The Church of England today has announced that they will closely watch the success of the recently launched "Manga" Bible, if that fails to recruit more converts from their target demographic market...

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simonjmr 30.11.11 1:40pm
simonjmr
Nose injuries increase due to growth in picket lines. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 30.11.11 2:16pm
Al OPecia
BBC launches "Jurassic Come Dancing".

As part of the BBC's drive to save money, the Light Entertainment and Natural History departments have been merged. The first new show from this combined unit came last week with the debut episode of...

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seymour totti 30.11.11 1:05pm
seymour totti
Government says 16 job centres out of 712 closed, both jobs are still available

more later...

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virtuallywill 30.11.11 4:00pm
Dumbnews
Strike latest: No problems at Gatwick, queues still "exceptionally long"

more longer later...

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virtuallywill 30.11.11 2:41pm
writinginbsl
Obese people 'most likely to feel pain' of UK's belt-tightening measures

[More soon]...

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dicky37 30.11.11 12:48pm
dicky37
“Speedos are for privacy” underwater paparazzo advises at enquiry.

"Speedophiles ruined a perfectly good business," enquiry hears. Swimmers' apparel brand Speedos received an unexpected endorsement from a former specialist celebrity photographer at the Leveson...

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nickb 30.11.11 12:47pm
nickb
Santa announces closure of North Pole workshop

St ‘Santa’ Nicholas, who trades as Father Christmas Plc, is planning to close his North Pole operation and cull four reindeer, blaming poor economic conditions and the impact of the eurozone...

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Darkbill 2.0 01.12.11 9:30am
Sinnick