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North Korean soccer match abandoned after keeper is hit by missile

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Underconstruction 04.04.12 3:43pm
Underconstruction
Airport staff shortage overcome - baggage handling has crooks to spare 0
weematt 04.04.12 3:36pm
weematt
Ferrero launches Unkinder Surprise; an easter egg with semtex toy. 0
wallster 04.04.12 3:36pm
wallster
Zoo swaps pandas’ water for Buckfast before breeding window closes completely

Keepers at Edinburgh zoo have resorted to radical measures in their quest to successfully breed the giant pandas Yang Guang and Tian Tian, having replaced the animals’ water supply with Buckfast in...

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grumblechops 04.04.12 3:27pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Murdoch "its bad when we hack email" but OK when Cameron sanctions it 0
simonjmr 04.04.12 3:20pm
simonjmr
Government to Introduce 24 Hour funerals during Olympics 0
Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 3:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
Ask the Biscuit – Bullied by a blond

From KL London, Dear Biscuit,, Sometimes in life you meet someone you just can't get on with and I have such a situation right now. This big blond bloke and me are chasing the same job and he has...

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weematt 04.04.12 3:00pm
Philadelphia Experiment: Biscuit sub made to reappear

this refers[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20621]TUC item[/url]...

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weematt 04.04.12 2:57pm
weematt
X-mens Mystique to be replaced by Alistair McGowan in Fox budget reduction!

Steve Blairson, CEO of 20th Century Fox has today revealed that due to a massive slash in the budget, Mr Alistair McGowan will replace Mystique in the next chapter of the x-men saga, due to be filmed...

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theadministrator 04.04.12 2:40pm
theadministrator
Conservative Peer dismissed for 'indecent pictures' and not 'false accounting'!

Today it was revealed that the Tory Peer, Lord Hanningfield was not dismissed due to 'false accounting' as previously thought. Following an ever credible investigation by 'The Sun', Lord...

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theadministrator 04.04.12 2:11pm
theadministrator
Dutch boy sticks finger up Christine Lagarde's arse to save Euro 1
button 04.04.12 2:02pm
beau-jolly
Ben Elton sectioned after claiming that he met a fan 0
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 1:10pm
Milesfromnowhere
Mel Gibson to host the all new 'Have I Got Jews For You' 2
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 12:53pm
Milesfromnowhere
Reluctant word processor reverts to type 0
cinquecento 04.04.12 12:47pm
cinquecento
Top level disagreement over court cases held in camera

Cameron sends Clegg to his room...

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Scroat 04.04.12 12:06pm
Scroat
'I was framed' .....claims Mona Lisa 3
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 11:47am
Milesfromnowhere
Man who developed superpowers ‘still a lazy coward’

A 27 year-old nuclear physicist who unexpectedly developed superpowers after a lab accident has attracted widespread criticism after refusing to use his powers to fight crime and right wrongs. John...

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04.04.12 11:38am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Clegg's anger at not being allowed into Cabinets "Secret meetings"

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg tearfully told a press briefing that included his Mum and Dad, that he had not been allowed in the Government’s “Secret Courts” meeting. As Clegg swept back...

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Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 11:35am
Scronnyglonkle
Crack addicted prostitute community up in arms at whore's pipe ban 0
ronseal 04.04.12 11:18am
ronseal
Traffic chaos as panicking motorists advised to head for Conwy coast 0
medici2471 04.04.12 10:49am
medici2471
Met Police Chief: "I Won't Stand For Racism"

"My policy has always been to sit quietly by."...

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Textbook 04.04.12 10:12am
bonjonelson
BBC4 to launch Philosophical Play Away for Mitchell / Coren Offspring

BBC4 today has announced that with the prospective marriage of David Mitchell to Victoria Coren, a new strand of childrens programmes aimed at the offspring of cerebral couples will launched this...

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simonjmr 04.04.12 9:58am
simonjmr
Brian Paddick denies exploiting the "Round the Horne" vote 3
nickb 04.04.12 9:53am
dvo4fun
Clegg: "I heard May told Clarke that PM emailed Davey to say no snooping"

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has quashed reports that the government is to legalise web and telephone surveillance, after telling reporters that he heard that Teresa May had told Ken Clarke that...

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The Paper Ostrich 04.04.12 9:01am
The Paper Ostrich
Lincolnshire man builds Ark from hose pipes and lawn sprinklers 0
Draco 04.04.12 8:59am
Draco
B.A. say new Olympic livery is based on Urine Sample 1
Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 8:57am
Ostsee
Buttocks "as unique as fingerprints" claims scientist

A biometric researcher at the University of East Wessex has declared that the shape, size and structure of human buttocks can be as unique to an individual as their fingerprints or retina patterns....

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FlashArry 04.04.12 8:30am
Scroat
Depressive composer pens suicide notes 6
button 04.04.12 8:10am
button
Panic in US jail canteen after Richard Reed orders choux bun 0
Underconstruction 04.04.12 7:52am
Underconstruction
Tapping up suspicions as "Rooney secures Primary hat-trick" 0
Oh Danny Boy 04.04.12 7:17am
Oh Danny Boy