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NASA Astronaut training programme to be replaced with YouTube videos 0
Dumbnews 10.09.13 3:52pm
Dumbnews
French garage mechanic jubilant at Le Vell acquittal

'It's a great day for all French garage mechanics,' said overalled French garage mechanic Jean-Paul Badiou from the forecourt of Dave's Cars, Bolton, clutching an oil-can and a glass of celebratory...

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roybland 10.09.13 3:45pm
roybland
Shock as online Satire site is taken down by humourless contributions....

Admins declare "it's no joke" Am I on the right wavelength?...

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Mr Humphries 10.09.13 3:44pm
nickb
Syria puts its entire Chemical Weapon Stockpile on EBay

In a bold peace move today it is believed that Syria has put its entire chemical stockpile EBay. A look on the auction website shows Sarin, Anthrax and Mustard gases available from a seller known as...

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Scronnyglonkle 10.09.13 3:25pm
Not Amused
Le Vell gives oral to jury members, and get's off on it

The teddy bear was not available for comment today as Mr Le Vell was aquitted on all counts of sexual assault at Manchester Crown Court, albeit silent he orally thanked the jury and then made a quick...

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Vanburger 10.09.13 3:21pm
Vanburger
NHS Concern As Fracture Clinic Patients Develop Splint-Affection 4
Flugelbinder 10.09.13 2:40pm
Flugelbinder
BBC payoff man complains new bank "too far from home to laugh all the way to"

Mark Byford, the man who was paid a million pounds to not work for the BBC any more has complained that his local bank has moved. "For well over a year I have been laughing all the way to the bank...

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nickb 10.09.13 2:02pm
Arthur
Samsung To Enter Beverage Market

Following forays into watches and vacuum cleaners, Samsung are to start producing a new range of Smart Beverages., "We wanted to produce a beer that could both count a consumer's Alcoholic Unit...

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Flugelbinder 10.09.13 1:40pm
Flugelbinder
One-way tickets to Mars now on sale: ***insert own joke here*** 2
Tripod 10.09.13 12:33pm
Not Amused
Ethelred predicts he'll be ready by 2037

Norman King Ethelred has published a revised "readyness" date of 2037. More will follow by 2015, 2026 at the latest...

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apepper 10.09.13 11:25am
Not Amused
Recount of votes for IOC presidency, as brown envelopes go missing... 0
Tripod 10.09.13 11:24am
Tripod
Elderly exorcists: the grannies who expel teen demons

Three Wolverhampton grandmothers claim to be bringing 'tranquillity, peace and an end to that horrible scowling' by banishing demons from hundreds of teens in the West Midlands. Octogenarians Ethel,...

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roybland 10.09.13 11:10am
roybland
France Spine Implant A Partial Success Declares US Surgeon

Top US Surgeon Dr Nigel Pickes has declared himself satisfied with the world's first operation to insert a spine in to a nation., The operation, a 22 year ordeal, has finally seen France able to...

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Flugelbinder 10.09.13 11:04am
Flugelbinder
Badger flights grounded as pilot cull starts to hit home 0
Not Amused 10.09.13 10:37am
Not Amused
James Blunt revealed as preventing World War III - world mourns death of satire. 3
Al OPecia 10.09.13 10:11am
Al OPecia
"Fathers tend to have testicles" report finds

more soon. After a while castration is just a load of bollocks...

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Not Amused 10.09.13 9:58am
Not Amused
Prince Philip admits he may not live to offend everybody

Now in his 93rd year, the Prince is reported to be “philosophical” about the fact he may never get through his bucket list of people to upset. As he takes on a lighter workload of public...

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sydalg 10.09.13 9:43am
sydalg
Tragic case of King Cnut's scribe "beheaded for his dyslexia" 0
sydalg 10.09.13 9:34am
sydalg
BBC Trust reform - trustees given zero-hour contracts 0
Coco 10.09.13 9:29am
Coco
English aesthetes attacked at art gallery in Kiev... 0
Tripod 10.09.13 6:45am
Tripod
Facebook celebrates 1 billion annoying posts 0
Dumbnews 10.09.13 5:17am
Dumbnews
Single lady seeks rebellious man who can do her taxes incorrectly 0
Dumbnews 10.09.13 5:02am
Dumbnews
Lucazade and Ribena for £1.35 billion. "A reasonable bob-a-job return" say cubs 0
Not Amused 10.09.13 2:02am
Not Amused
It's not the size of your island, it's what you do with it. Cameron insists. 6
Squudge 09.09.13 9:49pm
Kevin the Swan
Hypersensitive killjoy nihilist destroys all charities with radically...

puritanical redefinition of appropriate severity levels for fundraising. More soon (in the chatroom)...

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fernandomando 09.09.13 9:13pm
fernandomando
Shake'n'Vac to be reclassified as a chemical weapon. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 09.09.13 8:47pm
Al OPecia
John Kerry issues Red Line II - 'this time we mean it!' 0
custard cream 09.09.13 8:47pm
custard cream
Obama adds box of chocolates and a card to list of Assad demands. 0
Al OPecia 09.09.13 6:51pm
Al OPecia
Osborne admits UK economy turning a corner into a cul-de-sac. 0
Al OPecia 09.09.13 6:48pm
Al OPecia
BBC pay deals not so much a plot as a sit-com. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.09.13 6:45pm
Al OPecia