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Catholic church admits cover-up of cover-ups was "covered up" 0
Nick McCarr 01.12.11 9:02pm
Nick McCarr
Director Of New Thatcher Film, Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers......

.And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool...

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Jesse Bigg 01.12.11 8:59pm
Jesse Bigg
Man who likes French loaves announces 'Baguettes - I've had a few...

But then again too few to mention'...

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Smart Alex 02.12.11 1:32am
Smart Alex
Christmas present wrapping clerk quits: "fed up with all the red tape"

and the paperwork...

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Mr Target 01.12.11 8:37pm
Mr Target
List makers declare 'government cuts' to be most common spelling mistake of 2011

[More soon]...

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dicky37 02.12.11 9:16am
Perks
"Chugger Aid" pledges to protect financially challenged charity collectors

With the UK in the depths of an unprecedented economic recession it is easy to forget the plight of the thousands of “Chuggers” who are unable to maintain a glamorous lifestyle. Although keeping...

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antharrison 01.12.11 7:40pm
antharrison
Sarkozy backs German ties but draws the line at Lederhosen. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.12.11 7:19pm
dominic_mcg
Reich Marshal Goebbels acquitted at retrial. "Evidence somehow gone missing"

Less believable stuff later...

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dvo4fun 01.12.11 7:07pm
dvo4fun
European finance ministers agree Osborne bail-out plan

37,000 feet above Switzerland. No parachute...

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antharrison 01.12.11 7:19pm
Shakespeare lost use of both hands suggests new 'no-holds bard' biography

[More soon]...

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dicky37 01.12.11 5:50pm
dicky37
New risk from fish pedicures

Health experts today issued new warnings about the risks involved with fish pedicures. Garra Rufa fish have become an attraction at a number of salons throughout the country, where they are used to...

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Major Clanger 01.12.11 7:44pm
Major Clanger
Lynne White trial collapse review delay pending outcome of Clarkson referral 0
medici2471 01.12.11 5:06pm
medici2471
Unison calls for more public sector unemployment in motor related industry 0
medici2471 01.12.11 4:53pm
medici2471
North Korea insists it won world’s most corrupt nation award ‘fair and square’ 3
Long Distance Clara 02.12.11 12:27pm
butagirl
Jeremy Clarkson - What Would Dennis Have Said?

Jeremy Clarkson's recent comments about the way to deal with the public sector unions (It's the only language they understand, guv'nor) made me think of the wonderful Dear Bill letters that used to...

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Cymraeg 01.12.11 3:27pm
Cymraeg
London Underground to introduce racism carriages

London Underground has unvieled plans to introduce 'racism carriages' secifically for people who want to let off steam after a hard days work by shouting indescriminate abuse towards anyone who looks...

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Shandy 08.06.12 11:21am
butagirl
'Striking' teachers mostly plain or downright ugly...

according to eye-witnesses...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 01.12.11 6:15pm
antharrison
Alan Bleasdale pens ‘gritty southern drama’ about public sector strikes

Screenwriter Alan Bleasdale, famous for his gritty Northern dramas, has announced that he has started work on a new project highlighting the plight of public sector workers in yesterday’s strike....

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ianslat 01.12.11 7:36pm
Username
People watching Clarkson on TV angered by Clarkson-like behaviour. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 01.12.11 12:54pm
dvo4fun
Family Tree Shock For Nick Griffin In ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’

‘Meet your great-great-great-granddad, Leroy Ambrose’ says the researcher handing Nick a tattered old photo. ‘Are you sure about this?’ Nick hesitantly asks. ‘Absolutely!’ she replies...

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UnoEye 02.12.11 1:07pm
UnoEye
Banner on bypass probably not best way to come out, gay dad reflects

When Swindon man, Dave White, decided to announce his homosexuality, he did it in a big way – by hanging a 6ft banner across a roundabout on the bypass, proclaiming ‘I’m a big gay and so’s my...

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Clarky 03.12.11 10:09am
Clarky
Vatican drafts "Sorry! Are we still friends?" letter to sex abuse victims

The Vatican has published an all-purpose worldwide press release, for local churches to adapt for use in sexual abuse cases. Cardinal Giacamo Bondolino, Papal Noncio to the UK, explained the thinking...

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dvo4fun 02.12.11 9:14am
Perks
NORAD tracks Clarkson instead of Santa to make him easier for strikers to find. 0
Ian Searle 01.12.11 10:50am
Ian Searle
Clarkson ‘ironically’ disembowelled

Family favourite Jeremy Clarkson has had his intestines removed in a joke evisceration. The Top Gear presenter, who is well known for making crass and insensitive remarks, was invited to make good on...

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Zadok the second 01.12.11 10:23am
Zadok the second
Burglary case adjourned while judge examines WMD claims

A Doncaster man in court on multiple charges of burglary has had his case adjourned for at least 18 months. This is while the judge looks in to claims that he was acting on ‘credible evidence’...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 01.12.11 11:24am
dvo4fun
"Sports Personality of the Year" cancelled as shortlisted entrants are boring.

"When we thought about it" a spokesman explained, "we realised that none of them actually have a personality. They can run, jump, and kick balls about, but that's all. A few can use phrases such as...

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Tammy Flugh 01.12.11 10:05am
Tammy Flugh
Critics say announcement of 5,000 new jobs at Starbucks ‘is just so much froth’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.12.11 9:23am
Duncan Biscuit
Thousands of public sectors workers get back to normal by phoning in sick 3
Duncan Biscuit 01.12.11 6:59pm
dvo4fun
Alastair Campbell offers to help Leveson write his report 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.12.11 9:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Revenge execution of singer Kelly Clarkson "Due to unfortunate clerical error" 0
Drylaw 01.12.11 8:44am
Drylaw