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Survey shows that Classical Musicians always slow down for Finale 0
Rowly 3 years

Most normal men speed up, but Violinist in particular, have shown a tendency to slow down for the last few Bars, with longer strokes & accompanying head movements., ( I haven't done it myself...

Jim Naughtie replaced as spokesman for Country Fresh deodorant. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Coronation Street ending branded as far fetched. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Exploding night clubs and crashing trams may just be allowable but Ken Barlows quiff was just taking the piss...

Stradivarius snatched from sandwich shop after player pops in for a minuet. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Boom boom!...

French library finds coded Leonardo da Vinci manuscript. Dan Brown 'gutted'. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Pizza Hut to ban all footballers from its chain of high class restaurants. 2
DiY 3 years
Kerb-crawlers 'concerned' over hoar frost 1
Mrblacker 3 years
Wizzard accused of mis-spelling own name for extra scrabble points 2
bonjonelson 3 years

[more zoon]...

DNA tests of Snowmen reveal common ancestry 4
Rowly 3 years

Recent tests confirm that the current out-break of Snowmen may be due to the fact that their DNA has been lying Dormant. They have been directly linked to traces of Snowmen found at the polar ice cap...

Australian arrested after making love to a species that can blab 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

baa ram ewe...

Endangered biscuit species discovered in cupboard. 9
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Biscuitologists reacted with delight today when an endangered variety of biscuit was discovered in the back of a pensioner's cupboard. The humble fig roll was widely believed to have all but...

Giant fossil bird found in Indonesia 0
Sinnick 3 years

http://i.thisis.co.uk/275580/article/images/2919264/1868312.jpg...

Weather intervenes on preventing university cost increase in tuition freeze 0
Basil_B 3 years
Jeremy Hunt to change name to Jeremy Buck Follocks to avoid embarrassing repeat 5
MC One R 3 years

Hopefully more soon...

Jim Naughtie Latest: "I Feel a Right Jeremy" he Apologises 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Local man testifies to the power of Tesco... 0
Doylem 3 years

Daniel Alsopp, 47, tells how a global conglomerate changed his life. “For many years I resisted the power of Tesco. I refused to have a loyalty card, insisting, petulantly, that I was loyal to...

Secrets of my boyfriend's sex change boob job revealed by WikiLake.com 4
Skylarking 3 years

More after the break, whoo whoo whoo...

Assange arrested for indecency following public leaks 1
Sinnick 3 years
Slavs the New Indians 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Meerket jokey slav accents no different to 'Mind your language' and 'It ain't half Hot Mum' Indian 'accents'. The Equality and Human Rights Commission said they weren't interested because its about...

Han Solo Struggling to Contain WookieeLeaks 6
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Julian Assuage admits he is fully responsible for 250,001 leaks 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

more or less ...

New comparison website 0
Sinnick 3 years

www.comparecomparethemeerkat.comwithcomparethemarket.com.com Simples...

News editor arrested 0
Sinnick 3 years

JoF, [i]JoF[/i], you still there ?...

Meerkat book “beyond compare” in race to be number one at Christmas... 4
Doylem 3 years

[i]A Simples Life[/i], the spoof autobiography of Aleksandr Orlov, a cartoon character from a TV advert for car insurance, is set to become number one in the hardback, non-fiction chart, as thousands...

'Man' eating shark fooled by German woman's excessive body hair. 0
Phlegm 3 years
Cam-moron to rival "Palinism", "Obama-mess" for place among top words for 2011 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Come on if the Americans can do it so can we! Lets try and get anew 'Newsbiscuit' word into the dictionary by next year...

I want one of those open multiple new online stores... 1
Iamthestig 3 years

Do you really want one of those!, I want one of those, but you haven't got them, You want one of those?, I want one of those, but we are out of stock, I want one of those even if it's a load of...

Cameron pledges deployment of Salvation Army to Afghanistan 0
simonjmr 3 years

So our boys can be home for Christmas More soon...

BBC Series "Turn Forward Time The High Street" all shops to be Tesco Expresses 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Polycell apologise to German's family for filming new advert over the Red Sea 0
Iamthestig 3 years