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Mubarak's new single - 'I Won't Back Down' 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Crowd's new single - 'Go Now'...

Egypt's Tahrir Square protesters secretly digging escape tunnel. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Mubarak agrees to retire while "still at my peak" 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Mubarak releases new single - 'I might as well reign until September' 3
John Wiltshire 3 years

The crowd release their new single - 'We are the champions'...

Donald Trump calls Mubarak to say, "You're fired!" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
"Even Mubarak is bored of this story now", claim sources 2
Tom O'Hara 3 years
Mubarrak accused of spot fixing over departure date 0
jm 3 years
Illegal bottom injection operation goes wrong when George Michael has to 0
3 years

report it to the press himself...

Life Sentence for Author who fails to use Punctuation 21
AndyOverhead 3 years
Habitual dog walker doesn't like to pick the shit up, but it keeps GF happy 0
3 years

and the Nursery is on the route in anyway...

Survey says men chose lingerie over roses at Valentine's, sadly for them to wear 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Thai airline recruits transgender flight attendants, packets of nuts get smaller 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Ryanair demonstrate how to pack a suitcase, students show them where to stick it 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Mrs Irwin thinks back and wishes her hubbby Steve had discovered hers before 0
3 years

becoming known for discovering the Sting Rays G spot...

Rambler's Association still not getting to the point... 12
be reasonable 3 years
Sven Goran Eriksson lined up to replace Mubarak 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Egyptian government throw in the towel after Hasselhoff spotted in Cairo 0
TerribleTim 3 years
New Smartphones for different budgets - The 'I-Haves' and the 'I-Have-nots' 7
AndyOverhead 3 years

Not sure what I started today, but hey-ho, might as well go with it :)...

Malawi to market new fragrence "Eau de Colon". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Zeitgeist Publishing launches LOL! the magazine for the over-reaction community 13
ronseal 3 years

People who over react to online wit are to get their own magazine. LOL! will cater to the enthusiastic, but possibly misguided, community of enthusiastic endorsers of anything vaguely amusing. 'Yes,...

Big Issue to be sold by volunteers in spirit of Big Society 0
Karenish 3 years

In the spirit of the Big Society, the Big Issue will now be sold by volunteers rather than by 'paid' homeless people. The homeless are said to be signing up in droves to volunteer for the magazine,...

Kate Middleton to graduate from Frankie Boyle's Finishing School for Royalty 0
thackaray 3 years

Kate Middleton's preparations for life in the Royal family are coming to a close as she is about to graduate from the world famous Frankie Boyle's finishing school. The school was started by Frankie...

Egypt's power vacuum unable to start due to power cuts 1
Dumbnews 3 years
50% odds things will improve after Mubarak's stepdown, says optimistic pundits 0
Dumbnews 3 years
West Ham United confident of having the best stadium outside the Premiership 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Wills and Kate To Marry in Gypsy Wedding 7
jampot 3 years

Prince William and Kate Middleton will marry in a gypsy-style wedding, announced the Duke of Edinburgh. In between unprintable comments made during a tour of St Mary's Orphanage for Transgender...

Kate Middleton and Duchess of Cornwall in 'advice' meeting. 1
DiY 3 years

"What ever you do my dear, do not take your eyes off of 'Grandpa Philip' and avoid French chauffeurs"...

Obama to resign after report reveals he receives pornographic spam 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New from Apple for sailors - the AyeAyePhone 3
John Wiltshire 3 years

They have also launched a new spread called iCan'tBelieveIt'sNotButter...

BBC admit mistake after Ed Miliband asked to Sing "Abracadabra" on TOTP2 7
Svendo 3 years

Some call him Maurice soon...