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Native dogs facing extinction as British men opt for mail order wives 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.01.12 1:36pm
Duncan Biscuit
A & E's And Burns Units Throughout Scotland.....

.Expect a busy night, tonight...

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Jesse Bigg 25.01.12 1:35pm
yussle
Djokovic through to Australian Open final 0
Duncan Biscuit 25.01.12 1:35pm
Duncan Biscuit
Australian open: Two Britons into boys quarters

Concerns as its unveiled they are Gary Glitter and Jonathan King More soon...

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simonjmr 25.01.12 1:23pm
simonjmr
Big Decision At Number 10, In Line With Economic Malaise......

..Cameron cuts back to one layer of makeup...

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Jesse Bigg 25.01.12 11:56am
Golgo13
Jewelry and watches made from condoms may get around new LA law

Actors making pornographic movies in Los Angeles will be required to wear condoms while filming, under a new law signed by the city mayor. The new civil ordinance is reposnsible for an increase in...

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simonjmr 25.01.12 11:37am
simonjmr
Expect Photochromic Monocles To Be All The Rage In Blackpool This Summer.....

.I kid you not...

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Jesse Bigg 25.01.12 11:02am
Jesse Bigg
New evidence suggest Dinosaur extinction caused by Onesie wear

Dr Peter Americano of the Institue for advanced study of fossils has today proposed that the extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs was the result of a cataclysmic escalation of fashion faux...

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simonjmr 25.01.12 10:44am
simonjmr
Milestone for Facebook as number of members exceeds world’s population

Executives at social networking site Facebook were celebrating today as membership passed the seven billion mark, comfortably exceeding the world’s population. ‘Not only is this a great...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 25.01.12 10:43am
kimllfixit
‘I’ve been acting like a complete Simon Cowell,’ cock admits

A bantam cock called Bertram has confessed he might have been behaving ‘a bit too much like TV talentless show tycoon Simon Cowell.’ Critics have rounded on Bertram (3), accusing him of strutting...

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Clarky 25.01.12 9:05am
Clarky
Millions flock to internet as iTunes has stock clearance

With barely a week left of January, iTunes has joined the sales, citing having "too much music left" as the primary reason. "The general public aren't as techno-savvy as they like to think", said an...

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kga6 25.01.12 8:52am
Golgo13
Angler disappointed with online phishing trip 0
Perks 25.01.12 8:51am
Perks
Ugly parents may sue Chelmsford Hospital after second set of ugly twins.

Now the parents of four children, Rob and Jennie Chapman are taking legal advice after the birth of their second pair of twins, widely rated as two of the ugliest ever born locally. In Essex. "Our...

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dvo4fun 25.01.12 7:12am
kga6
Jon Bon Jovi's new autobiography after conversion to Islam released

"Livin' on a Prayer Mat"...

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Nick McCarr 25.01.12 4:23am
Nick McCarr
A Mars a day keeps the doctors away: doctors 0
hughesroland 25.01.12 12:57am
hughesroland
Oxford English Dictionary's new words for 2012 include ROFL, ;) and (_x_) 0
hughesroland 25.01.12 12:56am
hughesroland
Source of hospital infection found in staph room

More germs of ideas later...

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Major Clanger 25.01.12 12:12am
Major Clanger
Daily Mail Olympics special: Mens 4 x 400m getting easier 0
Smart Alex 25.01.12 12:08am
Smart Alex
Literally tens of newsbiscuit writers disappointed not to have won a mini

An outcry from Newsbiscuit contributors over their lack of free automobiles has rippled through the satirical community in recent days. People who enjoy frequent toilet breaks at work to check if...

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Shandy 24.01.12 11:44pm
Major Clanger
Ed Miliband 'should not get bonus this year', says Ed Miliband. More soon 4
red 24.01.12 11:28pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Short-staffed maternity unit 'going through a midwife crisis' 4
Smart Alex 24.01.12 11:25pm
Major Clanger
Attenborough captures rare footage of endangered 3-bird roast

David Attenborough's team of wildlife photographers have finally captured the elusive 3-bird roast on film, after staking out the bins at the back of Aldi. The surprisingly dense member of the hard...

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24.01.12 11:22pm
Major Clanger
News Biscuit Sub Awarded Accurate Merit-Based Star Rating

Shockwaves have been sent through the online community at the News Biscuit website when a mediocre submission from mildly able contributor “UnoEye” was awarded a star rating appropriate to the...

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UnoEye 24.01.12 11:17pm
Major Clanger
Chris Huhne to deny speed bump removal using the basic tools of stone masonry

Cabinet Minister Chris Huhne is at the centre of a fresh driving storm after allegations that he attempted to remove a series of speed bumps from outside a primary school using a mallet and a chisel....

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Gary Stanton 24.01.12 11:15pm
Major Clanger
Trace elements blamed for wave of involuntary homeopathic cures 2
cinquecento 24.01.12 11:11pm
Major Clanger
Bear Grylls endorses range of beef wellingtons

Pint-sized survival fan Bear Grylls has launched a new range of sturdy beef wellingtons. Waterproof, practical and steeped in madeira wine, the gastronomic footwear is a must for explorers who find...

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24.01.12 10:53pm
Major Clanger
Clowns demand pay rise for appearing in children's nightmares

Clowns across the country yesterday demanded a pay rise of up to 15% to ensure they would 'continue to haunt the sleep of our nation's youths forever'. Up to now, under strict government regulation,...

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hughesroland 24.01.12 10:42pm
Major Clanger
Sales of big screen TVs slump as people start sitting closer

Sales of large screen LCD TVs have nosedived as people have realised that the same affect can be obtained by moving the chair closer to the television...

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apepper 24.01.12 10:38pm
Major Clanger
Spoon crime “now worse than knife crime” on Isle of Wight

Figures released today in Ventnor show that spoon-related crime is soaring in comparison to knife-related crime on Britain’s favourite holiday island. While relatively few are convicted of...

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nickb 24.01.12 10:30pm
Major Clanger
No word on missing Scott naval officer - fears grow

An audacious attempt to emulate Captain Scott's South Pole achievement of a century ago hangs in the balance today as fears grow for a missing naval officer. 'One hundred years ago Scott, despite...

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roybland 24.01.12 10:27pm
Major Clanger