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Definition: Going Blackberrying 0
Awkward Facts 4 years

Going Blackberrying: An English summer pastime in which bands of marauding children make use of the BlackBerry Messenger network to co-ordinate their activities of looting and setting fire to shops....

Cuckoo researchers in awe at distance travelled by their BA holiday luggage 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MPs ‘poor value for money’ say financiers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Spurs tell HP its £7bn purchase of Autonomy doesn’t include Modric 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Garry Barlow admits X-factor 2011 looking for a modern day Barron Knights 0
simonjmr 4 years

Garry Barlow today admitted that the aim of this years x-factor is to seek out a modern day variety troupe in the vein of the Barron Knights, Grumbleweeds or the Black Abbots. "In order to spice up...

The overclass: police check images of rioters in Oxford 2
Awkward Facts 4 years

Oxford police are now engaged in checking images of rioting youths in order to bring them to justice. Members of a gang of young males centred on the OX1 1DP postcode have for years been trashing...

Stock Market falls see OXO and Knorr shares plummet 5
button 4 years
Phil Spector to remain incarcerated behind wall of sound. 0
Steve Wilson 4 years
TalkTalk win Ofcoms NTL award. 0
Steve Wilson 4 years

Telecom's giant TalkTalk last night received Ofcoms prestigious NTL award at a star studded show where excited crowds showered them with shredded incorrect bills and threatening legal letters., 'It...

Apostrophe's are the new blacks 2
bonjonelson 4 years
WASP's are the new blacks 19
beau-jolly 4 years
Amazonian tribe found that have never heard of the river Amazon. 0
greg various 4 years
Met confirms 1,000 Elvis impersonators arrested in wake of riots 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

The Metropolitan Police has confirmed that nearly 1,000 Elvis impersonators have been arrested in the wake of the riots that shocked London last week. ‘These fat buggers have nothing to do with...

After shark attack wife pays tribute to husband,well usually he only brings home 0
spreademarge 4 years

sardines ,a bit o seal and the occasional penguin,but he did us real proud this time,a giant piece o whitebait...

Breaking News: Isle of Wight student receives A-Level 2
bonjonelson 4 years
Ann Widdecombe to pose for Playboy 7
Mrblacker 4 years

The former Conservative MP and amateur dancer Ann Widdecombe has confirmed she's to pose naked for the top shelf magazine Playboy. 63 year old Ms Widdecombe, who has previously had a firm stance...

Liverpool announces record "Eh Eh Eh" Level results 0
simonjmr 4 years
Gerard Depardieu to star in Urino de Cityjet 1
Iamthestig 4 years
Parent's anger over 'question of death' 4
Screenie 4 years

With A-level pass rates increasing for the 29th year in a row, most families are able to take pride in their children’s performance. However, at least three different sets of parents from differing...

Most Britons agree there should be a curfew for politicians 0
roybland 4 years

A majority of the British people think there should be a curfew for the country's politicians, according to a recent YouGov poll. 'I'd like to see them placed under a curfew from dawn to dusk,' said...

Wenger to watch next Arsenal game from International Space Station 7
Gary Stanton 4 years

Following suggestions that Arsene Wenger flouted his latest touchline ban by relaying phone messages to players via his assistant, UEFA have called for the Arsenal boss to watch his team’s next...

Police blame 'misplaced irony' after naming Taser victim 'Mr. Burns' 3
pinxit 4 years
The Great Unwashed accused of elitism, now just “The Unwashed” 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Justice Rollins today decreed “It is no longer appropriate that such an elitist title be bestowed upon, lets face it, the scrag end of the British population. They are neither great in stature,...

Taser victim to have AC-DC - 'You Shook Me All Night Long' played at funeral 0
Screenie 4 years
Nation celebrates prettiest A-Levels ever 2
red 4 years

‘Obsessed’ action movie fan given ASBO for persistent public nuisance offences 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

A 26 year old Leicestershire man, described as being ‘obsessed with action movies’, has today been given an ASBO following a string of offences related to attempting to act out film scenes in...

Spanish riots over Pope visit end as rioters note he didn't bring a TV to loot 0
Basil_B 4 years
Talk Talk asks Ofcom how many free texts are included in its £3m fine? 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Spain ends bullfighting in favour of more Real Madrid-Barcelona matches 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Riots Force Name Change To UK.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..Now to be known as 'Guantanomo,' as Tory MP says, "Riots as important as 9/11."...