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9/12 paramedic describes Weatherfield carnage 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Welcome-home for record Antarctic crossing team cancelled due to snow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Use of non-organic paint in attack on his car horrifies Prince Charles 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tsang quells Hong Kong ping pong ding dong 0
Scroat 3 years

Hong Kong leader steps in to defuse controversy at Far Eastern table tennis tournament...

BBC's FlashMOB holds London and Royals to ransom 0
simonjmr 3 years
Charles and Camilla to spend month skiing in Klosters to get over protest ordeal 0
Gerontius 3 years

‘Protesters are nothing more than an ill-educated rabble’ warns Prince Gov forced to raise intuition fees on Royals who drive through angry mobs protesting about capitalist bourgeoisie pigs...

Kenneth Clarke announces up Bottom up fees for 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

prisoners and guards...

British husband stages journey through violent parts of London 2
4ty2 3 years

in the hope to get carjacked and be disposed of wife...

In ironic gesture China move Nobel peace prize winner to solitary confinement. 0
Steve Wilson 3 years
Man in two minds baffles neurologists 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Kenneth Clarke announces Prison top up fees 1
Bismarck 3 years

In the wake of the University top up fee storm, justice secretary Ken Clarke has announced plans to introduce prison 'top up fees' 'This new approach will help youth from deprived households to...

Duchess of Cornwall packs it in. 1
rikkor 3 years

"I signed on for nice accommodations, three squares a day, jewels, and rebuffing the occasional feeble attempt at sex from Old Jug-Ears. I wouldn't have ever taken this job if they had mentioned the...

Charles and Camilla agree to pay everyone's tuition fees. More soon. 1
red 3 years

"Faced with the prospect of missing the Royal Variety performance, we simply didn't have a choice," said the heir to the throne, and his wife agreed. They will now be going to Bermuda to take some...

Drunken Wife-Beating Ex-Footballer Guilty Only of ‘Playful High Jinx’ 2
De-scribe 3 years

The country breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the nation’s favourite daft lad escaped with a suspended sentence for his latest bout of innocent japery. Dave ‘Dazza’ Davies was...

News agencies adopt Facebook's "Top News" algorithm for news selection 0
Dumbnews 3 years

I know this is not funny, but there is something odd about that mysterious "Top News" algorithm...

Nick Clegg resolves not to make any New Year resolutions. 3
Stan Laurel 3 years

After a challenging year in which he has been accused of breaking every single promise that he has made, Nick Clegg has pledged that he will definitely not be making any New Year Resolutions, or if...

Freezing condition criticism sees Scottish Councils failing to "grit" teeth 0
thackaray 3 years
Peter Sutcliffe - the Yorkshire Ripper - released by the Court of Appeal 0
Poecheng 3 years

Today, the Court of Appeal, quashed the conviction of Peter Sutcliffe known as the Yorkshire Ripper. The Lord Chief Justice quashed his convictions for the murder of alleged prostitutes in South...

battle of stirling-grit to be won thanks to army effort 0
4ty2 3 years

and onset of warmer weather...

Lifeguard: "Oi, no suicide bombing in the Islamist Jihadist gene pool" 0
thackaray 3 years
Met defend deployment of Camilla to quell student violence 1
roybland 3 years

as more effective than water cannon...

Parents Protection Act can be cited for "banning" School Nativities 0
thackaray 3 years

The Information Commission Office (ICO) has issued guidance to parents that saves them from "watching" their children performing in the School's nativity play. The Commisioner said, "Parents have...

Bullingdon Club veteran slams student violence 0
roybland 3 years
Universities report: Lecture attendance 'unaffected' by strike action. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
John Lennon would have been 100 today. 5
rikkor 3 years

Oh no, sorry. I meant Yoko Ono is 105 today...

Nick "watch my lipds"Clegg says he is no Jeremy Hunt. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Julian Assange asks not to be put with the snitches 1
Malcum eggs 3 years
Wikipeaks leader now regrets making a joke of Angela Merkel and where she might 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

want his penis...

Rise of ebooks brings concern that children are losing traditional Google skills 8
rickwestwell 3 years

Academics are worried that the surge in popularity of e-book readers is causing a catastrophic loss of Google search skills, which may mean a chronic shortage of research expertise in the next...

MPs demonstrate at Universities over cut in expenses 4
Alixir 3 years

In a remarkable tit-for-tat battle, MPs yesterday gathered at Universities across the country to protest at the reduced monies they were able to claim for through the MPs' Expense Scheme. "It's...