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Mugabe voted "Anagram of the Decade". Sore Moon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
To make porn films more realistic, ‘plumbers’ must now be CORGI-registered... 8
Doylem 3 years
Leading US Creationists claim that Sod's Law is "just a theory" 5
bonjonelson 3 years

(more soon)...

Loners with morals more normal if they were part of a gang that sold drugs 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

That would make them less suspicious...

Emergency! Tough 2011 For 2-Mansion Dave.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Has to pay the servants an extra £1 a year; plus a banking crisis in early New Yearno more Ashes hols...

Police say Barry George 'on stand-by' for Bristol murder investigation 2
roybland 3 years

elementary my dear Watson...

Net closes on Christina and the whole Rossetti gang... 2
Doylem 3 years
Rooney targets management, once he’s got to grips with opposable thumbs... 0
Doylem 3 years
Bristol Police establish time of death: “post-watershed, pre-Raphaelite”... 1
Doylem 3 years
"2011 is a prime number, next year will be awful", says National Autism Society 0
bonjonelson 3 years

The odd days will be worse...

Christian New Year Not Multicultural Enough 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

more humbug later...

Jefferies reincarnation of Lord Lucan, say Bristol Police. 2
Trickster 3 years

"Either him or Byron. He's very dodgy anyway, you can tell by his hair being a different colour from his eyebrows," says dodgy short-back-and-sides English lit-hating detective...

Resurgence of Surrealism attributed to predictive text, says OED 1
pinxit 3 years

Productive tuxedo, morgue soup...

Haggis loses ‘food designation’ but undergoes ballistics trials... 0
Doylem 3 years
Jefferies' lover Rossetti connected to Byron, Bristol police reveal. 0
Trickster 3 years

"According to our investigations, Lord Byron resolved to escape the censure of British society due to allegations of sodomy and incest by living abroad, thereby freeing himself of the need to conceal...

Christina Rossetti: “You’ll never take me alive, you copper bastards!”... 1
Doylem 3 years
Judge rules ‘Happy New Year’ to be “meaningless salutation”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Judge Armstrong summed up after an exhaustive hearing. “For years this rather nebulous greeting has had a legal status that can best be described as equivocal. To wit: is there any obligation for...

Chris Jeffries’ book: working title, 'If I DId It'... 1
Doylem 3 years
Chris Jefferies sells book rights for £1m 0
Trickster 3 years

to cover hair dye (and eyebrow grooming) fees...

Muslim Insurgency to Rise after the sales are over. 2
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'You can't do Jihad and run a shop'...

Dodgy short-back-and-sides copper arrests Bristol landlord 0
roybland 3 years
Weybridge in Surrey is the UK's most fertile town - there’s nothing else to do 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Legal system replaced by online poll: tick ‘guilty’ or ‘guilty by association'. 0
Doylem 3 years
Bristol Police appeal for Christina Rossetti to come forward 0
Trickster 3 years
Detective who arrested Chris Jefferies 'hated English Lit at school' 0
roybland 3 years
Clever Professor Clive Finlayson,states the Neanderthals were out performed by 1
Malcum eggs 3 years

the Denisovans and later went on to greater success with their Fire trucks...

Daily Mail: Shock report "2011 can cause cancer". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Bruce Forsyth to be awarded a belated Knighthood ,after it is revealed he 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

helped slow the spread of AIDS by resisting all the puffs he met in show business and Berkshire ...

Cameron Tell Citizens its Going to be a Hard Year to be his Fags. 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'You should count yourself lucky that I even let oiks like you be my fags'...

Annie Lennox disappointed to receive an OBE, she'd wanted an Oboe 0
Ian Searle 3 years