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Wendy lewis who was the Skelmersdake Middle school pissing champion 0
arrghgarry 3 years

is devastated at being brought to court for breaking her own world record ., The years I have trained to reach 4 metres laying on my back in all kinds of wevver ,and then to have it knocked by the...

Billy Connolly gets freedom, no link to Ali al-Megrahi at all says MacAskill! 2
Sharpehunter 3 years

Normans Didn't Build Tesco 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Staff at the BBC have been thrown into a panic after discovering the Normans didn't build Tesco. 'If people begin to think the Normans were not simply wonderful and responsible for everything then we...

Wankerchef producers reveal how they overcame disaster of upside down trophy 0
Des Custard 3 years

The producers of Masterchef have revealed that the programme almost fell at the first hurdle after the famous trophy featuring the letter ‘w’ was constructed upside down. ‘The intention was to...

Ray Gosling, Wasting Police time? Murderer? You choose 0
hero2zero 3 years

Heads the Police win, tails the Police win!...

Today's Weather 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

A cloud of suspicion moves over the uk with periods of heavy cynicism and a westerly strong rhetoric gusting to hysteria followed by spells of excuses and legal goobledegook...

Crusaders ask 'What is the point if we let them build mosques'? 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

the mask slips...

Scots cancer hospice next to Ground Zero mosque is just taking the piss, says US 7
rickwestwell 3 years
Prostate cancer now 'un-American' and 'pro-Islamist' says Senator 6
Griffin 3 years
Ad - Stephen Hawkins praises 'eReceptionist' Telephone Number service. 7
Sharpehunter 3 years

Mathmatical scholars across the world including Stephen Hawkins are today praising the services of a telephone number subscription provider, eReceptionist. When he saw their advert stating "We have...

British Forces in Afghanistan delighted with new ball-istic protection. 9
Sharpehunter 3 years

Following recent concerns from soldiers in Afghanistan the Ministry of Defence has demonstrated their willingness to ensure they have the best equipment possible. Within days all front-line troops...

Patients surviving longer than their doctor estimates to be killed says Obama. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Inquiry starts after management consultant ‘Almost killed by falling pencil’ 0
antharrison 3 years

The Health & Safety Executive has launched an ‘Immediate and urgent’ investigation into the circumstances leading to Brian Mullins, a 48 year-old management consultant from Manchester...

Cheryl Cole in column inch loss emergency. 1
flossie mcjava 3 years

Cheryl Cole has been rushed to hospital again this week in a bid to regain front page headlines. Sources close to her said "she has tried everything to boost her media coverage and this is the last...

Dame Vera Lynn to pose for Nuts magazine. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Sioux chief sues school for right to wear feathers 3
ramblesnake 3 years

Following the case of a Muslim woman who is taking Disneyland to court for not allowing her to wear a hijab in a job which involves public interface a teacher is taking similar action against his...

Newly released documents reveal Thatcher considered Scargill "a bit of a hottie" 11
uddertucker 3 years
New dope scandal in the world of horse racing as Peter Andre becomes jockey 0
Basil_B 3 years

' I actually thought I was going to become a disc jockey' said the naive fool...

Host of TV's Weakest Link found dead at home.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

to the despair of the BBC's day time veiwers it isn't Anne Robinson, it is the South African show's host!...

11 dead, 45 injured in Graduation 'Mortar-boarding' tragedy 7
pinxit 3 years

What should have been a day of celebration at Camford University's Graduation Ceremony turned into a scene of devastation today, as young graduates were tragically felled by plummeting mortarboards....

Rowan Williams urges CofE anti-gay dissidents to 'sing from the same him-sheet' 3
pinxit 3 years
Bass to market Responsibly Beer, as it is on all alcohol ads. 1
virtuallywill 3 years

You know how to drink...

Aussie psychic crocodile Dirty Harry eats retired psychic octopus Paul 2
pinxit 3 years

'He didn't see that coming' says devastated German Aquarium owner...

Met apologize to family of Jean Charles de Menezes, target his brother Dennis 1
virtuallywill 3 years

more or less later...

Gosling admits wasting police time and is released without charge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Don't celebrate anniversary of Megrahi's release UK tells Libya. Moonpig furious 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
OCD sufferers put deniers of the condition in their place. 3
virtuallywill 3 years

more at regular intervals...

Ray Gosling arrested for committing career suicide 0
Insomnia 3 years
ISO assigns fonts for satirists, comic writers 7
Golgo13 3 years

In order to avoid confusion and regulate font usage across its 163 member states, the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) announced new directives in a press release this morning on...

Swift police success in push to identify 'cold-case' railway death victims 2
pinxit 3 years

Lord Lucan 'may have been secretive train-spotter', say police...