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Oldest known Galaxy found down back of settee. More soon. 1
malgor 3 years
All News Of The World's jounalists resign 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Suggesting that reports that only half were undercover police may have understated the real number. More soon...

Arsonists readying for a fruitful burns night 4
simonjmr 3 years
BBC To Release Talent Into Private Sector Higher Pay Heaven 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In a mission of mercy the BBC has released talent that claimed they could always earn more in the private sector to do just that. "We felt bad we were holding them back from greater wealth"...

Egypt's anti-government protests cause stock market to soar 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Israel denies it is the Geographical equivalent of katie Price . 12
melody 3 years
Speedy beta tests Sarkozy's electoral chances: "hacked facebook page" announces 4
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

his [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350026/Hackers-break-Sarkozys-Facebook-page-announce-resignation.html]resignation. [/url] It pcould have been almost as popular as his...

Gray delighted at being called sexiest TV personality 0
immac 3 years
NHS cuts force Dr Liam Fox to open mobile maternity ward 0
simonjmr 3 years
Bono to appear on Dr. Phil show to discuss "With or Without You" lyrics 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Spanish donkeys express relief as Nadal misses out on Grand Slam 4
Oxbridge 3 years

Donkeys all over Spain have sighed with gratitude - or in some cases gulped through the stranglehold of their reins - following Rafael Nadal's surprise exit in the quarter finals of the Australian...

Ed Balls must wear Hannibal Lecter mask at all times, says Miliband 3
Ludicity 3 years

Newly appointed Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley. ‘It was a...

Key to real estate market turaround, louder sex by your apartment neighbours 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Sky look for female replacement for Andy Gray 0
fun and games 3 years

Preferably one with long blonde hair and big tits...

Nerd outrage as BBC World Service cuts Elvish and Klingon services 0
Skylarking 3 years
The Prince's Tourette's opened yesterday to mixed reviews. 4
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"F***ing brilliant. And I'll fight any arsewipe who says otherwise.", "Could have been a f***ing Oscar version but for the w*****r playing the title role.", "Seriously disappointed. I really wasn't...

World Service to be replaced by Hague FM 3
Ludicity 3 years

The BBC World Service is to be replaced by a rolling 24-hour radio show presented by Foreign Secretary William Hague. ‘I have always dreamed of being a DJ,’ said Mr Hague, ‘as a small boy I...

Arkwright to sue Colin Firth for breath of c-c-, breach of c-c-,breach of c-c- 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Oh sod it! Stealing., G-G=Granvil, f-f-fetch a cloth. Michale Palin also named in the sa-, in the sa- in the same suit...

New creativity director Will.i.am rebrands i.n.tel (Dirty bit) 0
simonjmr 3 years
Is Oral Sex Safe? Department of Health Issues New Advice for Young Men... 3
Jammydodgers 3 years

'Pair up with a partner, or risk serious back injuries.'...

NHS to be replaced with bottle of Lucozade,a dab of Savlon and a bunch of grapes 1
Gerontius 3 years

No hip replacements soon...

Andy Gray's sack shocks women 2
Fred 3 years
BBC World Service downgraded to just "BBC Service" after budget cuts 0
simonjmr 3 years
I only said "I could murder a blonde beer" claims Vincent Tabak 0
simonjmr 3 years
Ryanair to charge for making jokes about them 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Perhaps there is a reason and maybe a purpose for Yahoo!, suggests guru 1
Ostsee 3 years
First edition of Fortyman comic fetches record £1m 6
Des Custard 3 years

A rare copy of the first comic featuring British superhero Fortyman has sold for £1 million, beating the previous record for a comic book. A 1931 edition of Daring Comics No. 1, considered by many...

Millions of male workers sacked for forwarding sexist offside-related emails 2
Artisan 3 years

Britain’s workforce and economy has been thrown into chaos as millions of male workers were sacked for breaching their company’s IT ethics guidelines. After the sacking of Sky Sports’...

Climate change verified by BBC newsreader 0
4ty2 3 years

with a chill running through the BBC. A number of presenters have got cold feet looking for work with independent channels following the announcement of serious cutbacks. First department wiltering...

WW2 Colossus computer originally intended for social networking. 3
Tammy Flugh 3 years