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Gaddafi and Jobs launch iPocket Dictator 0
RJWinter 4 years
"Devastated" Shaftoe Fiancee Sues For Breach Of Promise 0
rikkor 4 years
Basque separatists ETA blame ceasefire on lack of "initial-only recognition" 18
Gong of Fur 4 years

‘Why couldn’t you for once just say “ETA”?’ asked Basque separatist group ETA leader Garikoitz Aspiazu Rubina, in an emotional plea to the world’s media to afford them the same status as... now owns all cars in UK 2
GreenCross 4 years
Gaddafi Post Mortem Result 0
Nearly Normal 4 years

Libya's National Transitional Council (NTC)has announced that the results of the post-mortem on Colonel Gaddafi conclusively prove he died from an untreated in-grown toenail. Following recent...

Welsh roads safer: speed-merchant Araf is banned for 12 months 5
GreenCross 4 years

Motorists in Wales can rest easy tonight as one of the principality's most notorious drivers was banned from driving for 12 months. Over the past decade Araf's penchant for speed had been such that...

Wrong again end of the world man told 'cheer up, it might never happen' 7
ianslat 4 years
Blair retracts offer of help to Spanish government talks with ETA 0
witless 4 years

"The fact that none of my chums have come forward with outstanding private business contracts which I could influence whilst in Spain, has nothing to do with my decision" he says...

Saif al-Islam latest: reports suggest he is now 'completely armless' 0
writinginbsl 4 years

., out on a limb, here...

Porthmadog By-pass 4
falconer 4 years

The long-awaited by-pass for the town of Porthmadog in North Wales has finally been opened. The event was marred by many members of the local council refusing to attend as the invitations had only...

Hollande's poll rating "head and shoulders" above Sarkozy's. 0
CJWorkman 4 years
French horrified at Lievremont’s “English” comments 0
CJWorkman 4 years

Alarm bells rang across France and beyond as the national rugby side’s coach Marc Lievremont said he was already thinking about getting a hangover if his team won the final against New Zealand –...

Eurozone to split after 2012 farewell tour 2
Skylarking 4 years
St Pauls pigeons vow to continue "tuppence a bag" protest 0
nickb 4 years

Pigeons on the steps of St Pauls Cathedral say they are determined to continue their protest at levels of substinence that they say have been unchanged for almost fifty years. “Tuppence! ...

Finance ministers from all four Ridings of Yorkshire to attend 'summat' meeting. 11
spoole2112 4 years
Basque separatists to start online lingerie store. 0
nickb 4 years
Libyan Body Language Expert - Gaddafi died of embarrassment and not execution. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

As questions and speculation increases around the circumstances of Muammar Gaddafi’s demise, the Transitional Government has appointed a leading forensic investigator, who has already stated that...

Anti-capitalists protest growth strategy based on Starbucks 0
Perks 4 years
Wrong again end of the world man told 'cheer up, it's not the end of the world' 1
ianslat 4 years
New UK Govt agency 'Opportunities In Libya' regrets unfortunate acronym 3
Midfield Diamond 4 years
Galileo navigation satellites lost 2
Perks 4 years

Europe was today celebrating the launch of the Galileo satellites, which will aid with navigation, competing with the US GPS system. However the celebrations were short lived as the satellites...

BP inveigle drilling officials with a 'sticky black treacle pudding' 0
kga6 4 years
Glass coffin unveiled as leaders call for Gaddafi death transparency 0
kga6 4 years
God cuts St Paul's funding: Church ministers to camp outside Bank of England 1
kga6 4 years
Colonel Gaddafi Took KFC Secret Spice recipe to the Grave 1
thisisall1word 4 years

is that right?...

Waitrose withdraws ‘Essential’ range after finding poor people in stores - 2 37
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

UK supermarket chain Waitrose have withdrawn their popular ‘Essential’ range after discovering that the cut-price products had led to a number of poor people shopping there. The discount brand,...

Blair Pulls out of Giving Oration at Gaddaffi Funeral After Fee Deal Dispute 4
thisisall1word 4 years
Airline gastronomy "just pie in the sky" admits aviation boss 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

Heston to the rescue...

Britney Spears shocks fans with video featuring her fully clothed 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Ryan air to charge duty on duty-free shopping 0
Dumbnews 4 years