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Saatchi pressures wife for stanglewank, demonstrates technique. 0
MADJEZ 17.06.13 3:25pm
MADJEZ
Up to six people now feared to have seen latest Danny Dyer film.

No more soon...

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sredni vashta 17.06.13 3:21pm
sredni vashta
Glen Miller Releases New Record In Attempt To Upstage Black Sabbath Comeback 0
Titus 17.06.13 2:59pm
Titus
Traditional Lancashire folk group pens song about the future

Traditional Lancashire folk group ‘The Ferret’s Hot Pot’ has delighted its audience by releasing a song which does not hark back to the ‘Good olds days’ of cotton mills, TB, coal mine...

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antharrison 17.06.13 2:48pm
Wrenfoe
"Everything all right for you good people?" Waiter strangled by Saatchi 0
Drylaw 17.06.13 2:46pm
Drylaw
Nigella was just feeling a bit choked.

More tiffs soon...

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MADJEZ 17.06.13 2:20pm
MADJEZ
EU rules Wimbledon discriminates against breast men. 1
No Beard 17.06.13 2:01pm
Wrenfoe
Club-footed ballerina faces redundancy...

after being told she is "pointless"...

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NewBiscuit 17.06.13 1:16pm
NewBiscuit
Albert DeSalvo confession amounted to 'playful tiff' claims biographer 0
medici2471 17.06.13 1:08pm
medici2471
Britain To Ask Syrian Rebels "Are You Goodies or Baddies?" Before Arming Them 3
Titus 17.06.13 12:46pm
Arthur
Ringo accused of sinking Yellow Duckmarine in publicity stunt for new book

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/jun/11/ringo-starr-octopus-s-garden-childrens-book]I'd like to be under the sea [/url]...

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Midfield Diamond 17.06.13 12:43pm
Midfield Diamond
Stuart Hall gets 15 months...not quite the knockout we were hoping for 0
irreverendJ 17.06.13 12:32pm
irreverendJ
Stuart Hall to be played 24 7 sound loop of own laughter while in prison.

Moor soon. Whilst a man dressed as a giant foam plum falls about in the corner I expect...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 17.06.13 12:23pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
NewsBiscuit Exclusive: Pointless joke wins Neat-O competition 0
Arthur 17.06.13 12:20pm
Arthur
Stuart Hall led out of court to strains of 'You wanna be in my gang, my gang..'

Come on, come on soon...

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MADJEZ 17.06.13 12:17pm
MADJEZ
Saatchi to Nigella "Marriage isnt Working"

More retro advertising jokes later...

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Scronnyglonkle 17.06.13 12:14pm
medici2471
This is pointless. I claim my prize. 0
Arthur 17.06.13 12:02pm
Arthur
Blair's affair with Murdoch wrecked marriage

Wendi Deng is reported to be devastated at the news of the torrid affair carried on under her nose between her husband and the then Prime Minister. “Of course, I was the last to know”, she said....

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sydalg 17.06.13 11:37am
Wrenfoe
Lindsay Lohan Back on Tour

Singer and NASCAR champion Linsday Lohan has started touring in the U.S. After wrapping up a highly praised performance at Betty Ford, Lohan is expected to go around the country performing in widely...

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George_BKZ 17.06.13 11:17am
ginty
New unsharpened pencils pointless 0
Lens Cap 17.06.13 11:15am
Lens Cap
Puff the Magic Dragon faces historic charges of forcing young boys to frolic

Earlier today officers from Operation Yewtree raided the remote cave in a land called Honah Lee, where former 60's children’s radio star has been living for years as a virtual recluse. They are...

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Ian Searle 17.06.13 9:46am
irreverendJ
How to Efficiently Appear Productive

Most managers of medium to large enterprises find themselves in a predicament whenever they are in the office. How can they make the best use of the free time given to them subsequent to delegating...

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George_BKZ 17.06.13 8:29am
George_BKZ
G8 approves $5 billion in humanitarian aid for Tom Cruise's daughter Syria 0
irreverendJ 17.06.13 7:37am
irreverendJ
Murdoch sells divorce story to himself for undisclosed sum 1
sydalg 17.06.13 7:28am
Titus
Univerities Slammed For Failing To Admit Sufficient Thick, Lazy Students 0
Titus 17.06.13 7:23am
Titus
Infant Kardashian revealed as the Second Coming

Theologians and people of all faiths were united in religious ecstasy at the confirmation that a child of God had been born in a simple, wooden Los Angeles hospital. As predicted (and thanks to...

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Wrenfoe 17.06.13 7:18am
Titus
Loud bang heard across southern England traced to Cherie Blair's frying pan 2
topfotogmw 17.06.13 6:11am
Sinnick
Hiring Mistakes: Avoid Hiring the Next Steve Jobs

Nolan Bushnell, Steve Jobs’ first boss at Atari, has recently authored a new book entitled Finding the Next Steve Jobs - How to Find, Hire, Keep and Nurture Creative Talent., As per the title,...

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George_BKZ 17.06.13 4:56am
George_BKZ
USA: GITMO will be closed for good, once House figures out where the keys are 0
George_BKZ 17.06.13 4:46am
George_BKZ
82-year-old man forgets why he wants divorce, hacks into voicemail for clues 1
sydalg 17.06.13 4:44am
Wrenfoe