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Snow on Poppy Newsflash: Unlikely Say Forecasters As It's Too Warm 0
IABP 3 years
BBC panellists ‘must represent diverse cross section of worthy causes' 1
Des Custard 3 years

After intense lobbying from charity pressure groups and a crisis of conscience within its Conscience Crisis Management Unit, the BBC has declared that as from today all presenters, guests and support...

Historic deal announced: French to provide catering for British fighting forces. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Indian elephant smugglers caught trying to board jumbo jet. 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Trafalgar Square to be renamed: 1
ramblesnake 3 years

Place De La Military Co-Operation In Order To Facilitate The Financial Savings Necessary To Maintain A Fighting Force Large Enough To Give The Illusion That All Vestiges Of The Glory Days Of Empire...

Farmer celebrates ploughing field without finding Saxon hoard 7
Steve Wilson 3 years

A Farmer in East Anglia is celebrating this morning after finally succeeding in ploughing a complete field without discovering any objects of archaeological significance what so ever., "We're always...

YouTube strike hits commuters as they won’t have anything to do at work 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Well known proverbs to be removed from Consumer Price Index 0
Erlang 3 years

A bird in the hand is no longer worth two in the bush as The Office of National Statistics are to remove popular proverbs from the CPI calculation. "Far too long the UK has clung onto popular, but...

Muslim fundamentalist to be DigiMeja's new CEO for outstanding influencing skill 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

A fundamentalist has been head hunted from Finsbury Park Mosque to become the new CEO of digital media agency DigiMeja, after the board were impressed by his outstanding influencing skills. Mohammed...

Next wednesday on "Give my fanny a rest day "Prostitutes through out England 3
arrghgarry 3 years

will ask football fans to not buy Shirts ,kits ,or football paraphanalia in the run up to christmas and give the cash straight to a local prossie ,thereby cutting out the middle men ,the strikers and...

Festive blow as Turkeys to get right to vote for Christmas. 5
Stan Laurel 3 years

It is believed the Government will formally announce later this week that Turkeys are to be given the right to vote for Christmas. The news follows a European Court of Rights ruling that, as they...

Tea Party claims that mid term elections are 'in the bag'. More soon. 1
deskpilot3 3 years
German boffins say US man losing his vision won't be cured by mid-term results 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Samsung Galaxy Tablet goes on sale in UK. 0
arflaethel 3 years

Samsung and Google today launched their version of a tablet computer designed to be edible. The Galaxy Tab is a seven-inch confection , and runs Google’s humanoid softintheheadware. ‘You...

Jury that was still out on whether to scrap some juries is scrapped 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MPs doubt the immigration cap fits 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Coalition denies confusion as it sets immigration cap at £9,000 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
INK CARTRIDGE BOMBER JOINS PANTS BOMBER TO PRODUCE NEW UNDERWEAR RANGE 2
Peter749400 3 years

http://images1.cpcache.com/product/50392871v1_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg The Yemeni ink cartridge bomber and the Detroit Christmas Day underpants bomber have combined forces to produce a...

UK and France to launch joint nuclear testing programme 0
Scroat 3 years

on Germany...

'Live Like An Afghan During US Strikes' Day Was Realistic say Salford Residents 0
IABP 3 years
Spearmint rhino to manage doctor's surgeries in bid to get more men to visit GP. 0
flossie mcjava 3 years
John camaeron regrets that deal for the French to defend England was not in 0
arrghgarry 3 years

place in 1939 ...

FCUK sales double following UK-France defence treaty. 0
kpseymour 3 years
Policeman put song lyrics in inquest evidence, claims rama lama ding dong report 9
rickwestwell 3 years

An investigation has begun after it was alleged a police officer deliberately inserted song titles during his tie me kangaroo down sport evidence at the inquest of a lawyer whom police shot dead....

Well-off pensioner spent winter fuel allowance on truffles 1
roybland 3 years
Buckingham Palace announces that Prince William by marrying Kate Middleton 7
arrghgarry 3 years

will carry on the Heir to the throne tradition of marrying Slags...

Tea Party Held in Boston - More Soon 0
De-scribe 3 years
Get rid of your dirty old booze 4
eiraed 3 years

A funny online amnesty and spoof ‘charity’ video can be found at www.facebook.com/glayva, If you join the 'amnesty' and take pics of you throwing out your mouldy old booze you can be rewarded...

Talented animals world in mourning again as Neville the Clairvoyent Horse dies. 0
3 years

News has just reached us that the popular animal celebrity Neville the Clairvoyant Horse has been found dead in his stables in Exeter. Neville grew to fame in the last 7 months when he succesfully...

Austria mistakenly vilified as the birthplace of Austerity... 0
deskpilot3 3 years