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Murdoch "shocked" to learn of bogey, despite happening right under his nose 0
Mr_Johno 26.04.12 2:38pm
Mr_Johno
Swedish Secret Service unveil flat-packed spies

In an attempt to dis-credit MI6 the Swedish Secret Service has unveiled its new range of flat-packed agents., "In an environment where size is everything, its important to stay one step ahead of the...

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Underconstruction 26.04.12 2:28pm
Scronnyglonkle
Murdoch denies knowledge that NoW or The Sun were used to wrap Fish & Chips 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 2:03pm
simonjmr
Several thousand Goths join pasty tax demonstrations outside Downing Street 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 1:57pm
simonjmr
BSkyB staff cafeteria "out of milk", Leveson equiry hears. 1
simonhansen 26.04.12 1:52pm
Underconstruction
Russell Brand ready to come off the Sachs Offenders list 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 1:48pm
simonjmr
Procrastination society claims ... 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 1:46pm
simonjmr
2013 most futuristic looking date since 2001, scientists claim. 0
simonhansen 26.04.12 1:38pm
simonhansen
Sex Tape Makes It Look Worse Than It Was Says Terry

Following the release of a sex tape with a woman who is not his wife or official mistress John Terry has argued ‘her run took her into me.’, Many people question how Terry could make such a...

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Hooch 26.04.12 1:36pm
button
Health Minister admits that she keeps dripping 0
Underconstruction 26.04.12 1:09pm
Underconstruction
Murdoch dumps at Leveson Inquiry

Pulling his trousers up, the 81 year old media mogul regarded the steaming pile on the witness stand, then told the Lord Justice Leveson and the legal teams: "If you don't like it you can resign."...

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Scroat 26.04.12 1:08pm
Scroat
Tornado improves Rugby

[apologies for the predictability, but someone had to say it]...

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Sinnick 26.04.12 12:54pm
medici2471
Equalities minister bemoans lack of Aryan Supermen in banking sector

Equalities minister, Theresa May, has today issued a statement calling for urgent action to address the alarming lack of Aryan supermen occupying top positions in the city. Poor risk-management in...

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Old Hat 26.04.12 12:51pm
Old Hat
Scottish Meteorologist forecasts a month's sunshine in three days 1
Underconstruction 26.04.12 12:51pm
Tomfinger
New Home Leveson package means families can host their very own Public Inquiry

The Leveson Inquiry is to be turned into a board game for the domestic market. Previously, the Leveson franchise was originally aimed at the legal profession and proved to be one of the longest...

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ronseal 26.04.12 12:48pm
Underconstruction
Culture Secretary warns of the dangers of dabbling in the Yakult

Hat tip to Underconstruction...

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Scronnyglonkle 26.04.12 12:34pm
Underconstruction
Shareholders concerned as BMW announces plans to build Austin Allegro.

"Why did we not know about this splendid English car before?" questioned the perplexed BMW Head of Design. "The Mini is so lovely. But now we find out from watching made for TV dramas there were...

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Boutros 26.04.12 12:33pm
cinquecento
Cover up covered up 0
medici2471 26.04.12 12:20pm
medici2471
Murdoch deploys "some big boys did it and ran away" defence. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.04.12 12:18pm
Al OPecia
McCoist announces visit to 12 Acacia Gardens, Glasgow, GL6 7UP to apologise

Rangers FC manager Ally McCoist has announced that he will secretly meet with Scottish Football Association Panel member Jock Smith to personally apologise for his demand that panel members be named...

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Underconstruction 26.04.12 12:04pm
Underconstruction
Men blame 'out of control' communications technology for relationship breakdowns

Men worldwide are feeling the strain of increasing relationship communication demands as technology makes them "available to nag, literally anywhere." Widespread internet and phone access mean a man...

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kga6 26.04.12 11:43am
Ostsee
Primark UK Baffled by Fake Dubai Primark Store Selling Cheaper Crap than They Do

Primark, the cheap-as-chips, clothes-made-in-a-Vietnamese-sweatshop, clothing chain, famous for introducing the £3 Business suit and disposable socks for 50p a pair, today reported they were baffled...

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deluca 26.04.12 10:54am
deluca
New study finds red meat less unhealthy than green meat. 2
Maverick 26.04.12 9:51am
Scronnyglonkle
Theresa May, George Osborne & Jeremy Hunt to star in new Three Stoogies film

hmmm wise guys eh...

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Scronnyglonkle 26.04.12 9:48am
Scronnyglonkle
MI6 Human Resources manager explains sacking procedure to closed court. 4
bonjonelson 26.04.12 9:44am
rustytruss
MI6 agent feared the sack 2
nostra da mouse 26.04.12 9:19am
medici2471
Locusts renounce plague as form of social protest

In a surprising move, locusts have abandoned large-scale swarming, citing a growing trend for their message to be misinterpreted or down right ignored. Locust spokesman Dave4,987,398 said: “The...

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Yikes 26.04.12 6:07am
Yikes
Doctors rename amnesia "Murdoch's disease"

Doctors have discovered that memory loss is an infectious disease. One of the main carriers has been identified as Rupert Murdoch. A spokesman explained, "Everyone who's met him immediately forgets...

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apepper 26.04.12 6:05am
apepper
Police watchdog seeks extra walks and a squeaky rubber chicken. 0
wallster 26.04.12 5:59am
wallster
Cancer charities say funds drought could lead to hospice ban 0
weematt 25.04.12 11:24pm
weematt