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Annie Lennox disappointed to receive an OBE, she'd wanted an Oboe 0
Ian Searle 3 years
David Cameron: Britain on New Year scare tactics. 0
arflaethel 3 years

In his new year message, the Prime Minister says that the terrorist threat to Britain is " Adopted in order to distract the oiks whilst we screw 'em. the security services are facing a daily struggle...

Amnesiacs Review of 2010 TV programme 'hoping' to be longer than 1 minute 0
thackaray 3 years
Frustrated Australian cricket fans set fire to things and turn on all the taps. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Tense standoff between father and the turkey in the fridge enters 7th day 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

It all began late Christmas Day when Mrs Susan Tully insisted that Mr Ian Tully put the remnants of the 22lb bird into the spare fridge in the garage. After an initial struggle, Mrs Tully had...

Cameron tells Clegg to take the blame for Northern Ireland water crisis... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Teacher who believes in God and discipline 'a freak'. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

more guilty till proved innocent later...

No surprises in New Year's Honours List with 2 OBEs for Ricky Ponting. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
NI Water's response to water crisis 'shamrockic' says gov minister 1
roybland 3 years
Oz flood victims to be housed in properties confiscated from cricket team. 0
Ostsee 3 years
England say Next manager definitely English. 0
Trickster 3 years

High street chain excited about new store at Wembley...

Guilty of rape,Israeli President Katsav 、driven astray by faulty moral compass. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Bunch of gits posing as journalists produce entire Daily Mail edition. As usual. 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Apple owes Steve Jobs $37.91, iphone4 with case and charger should cover it 0
Trini 3 years
Apple to announce cheaper iPod - the iPleb 0
roybland 3 years
Isle of Wight on high alert for millennium bug 2
roybland 3 years
Aussies confident they can beat England to 2011 1
roybland 3 years
Boney M found dead in Russian Hotel believed to have jumped on Anorexia 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

band wagon...

Model “with figure to die for” dies... 4
Doylem 3 years
Men posing as Daily Telegraph reporters told absolutely nothing 0
roybland 3 years
Tuesday's partial eclipse chance for nation's idiots to damage their eyesight 0
roybland 3 years
James Bond leads the way with 2011 resolutions as he is always expected to diet 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Northern Ireland water managers to be knee-capped 0
roybland 3 years
Isle of Wight residents told mysterious lights in the sky are streetlights 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BT phoneboxes to be rebranded as urinals... 0
Doylem 3 years
Post Office Telephones to revive telegram service. 0
Ostsee 3 years

Book now to avoid disappointment. Parental approval required...

Met Office Admits Global Warming was due to Thermometer too close to Radiator. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'It kind of make our predictions a bit silly now'...

More People Dying from Flu than in Afghanistan. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Government thinks it better do 'something'...

Daily Telegraph reporters fooled by man posing as government minister 3
roybland 3 years
You were tagged in a picture by Julian Assange, RUN & HIDE! 3
Trini 3 years