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Jeremy Clarkson - What Would Dennis Have Said?

Jeremy Clarkson's recent comments about the way to deal with the public sector unions (It's the only language they understand, guv'nor) made me think of the wonderful Dear Bill letters that used to...

Cymraeg 01.12.11 3:27pm
London Underground to introduce racism carriages

London Underground has unvieled plans to introduce 'racism carriages' secifically for people who want to let off steam after a hard days work by shouting indescriminate abuse towards anyone who looks...

Shandy 08.06.12 11:21am
'Striking' teachers mostly plain or downright ugly...

according to eye-witnesses...

John Ffitch-Rucker 01.12.11 6:15pm
Alan Bleasdale pens ‘gritty southern drama’ about public sector strikes

Screenwriter Alan Bleasdale, famous for his gritty Northern dramas, has announced that he has started work on a new project highlighting the plight of public sector workers in yesterday’s strike....

ianslat 01.12.11 7:36pm
People watching Clarkson on TV angered by Clarkson-like behaviour. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 01.12.11 12:54pm
Family Tree Shock For Nick Griffin In ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’

‘Meet your great-great-great-granddad, Leroy Ambrose’ says the researcher handing Nick a tattered old photo. ‘Are you sure about this?’ Nick hesitantly asks. ‘Absolutely!’ she replies...

UnoEye 02.12.11 1:07pm
Banner on bypass probably not best way to come out, gay dad reflects

When Swindon man, Dave White, decided to announce his homosexuality, he did it in a big way – by hanging a 6ft banner across a roundabout on the bypass, proclaiming ‘I’m a big gay and so’s my...

Clarky 03.12.11 10:09am
Vatican drafts "Sorry! Are we still friends?" letter to sex abuse victims

The Vatican has published an all-purpose worldwide press release, for local churches to adapt for use in sexual abuse cases. Cardinal Giacamo Bondolino, Papal Noncio to the UK, explained the thinking...

dvo4fun 02.12.11 9:14am
NORAD tracks Clarkson instead of Santa to make him easier for strikers to find. 0
Ian Searle 01.12.11 10:50am
Ian Searle
Clarkson ‘ironically’ disembowelled

Family favourite Jeremy Clarkson has had his intestines removed in a joke evisceration. The Top Gear presenter, who is well known for making crass and insensitive remarks, was invited to make good on...

Zadok the second 01.12.11 10:23am
Zadok the second
Burglary case adjourned while judge examines WMD claims

A Doncaster man in court on multiple charges of burglary has had his case adjourned for at least 18 months. This is while the judge looks in to claims that he was acting on ‘credible evidence’...

Vertically Challenged Giant 01.12.11 11:24am
"Sports Personality of the Year" cancelled as shortlisted entrants are boring.

"When we thought about it" a spokesman explained, "we realised that none of them actually have a personality. They can run, jump, and kick balls about, but that's all. A few can use phrases such as...

Tammy Flugh 01.12.11 10:05am
Tammy Flugh
Critics say announcement of 5,000 new jobs at Starbucks ‘is just so much froth’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.12.11 9:23am
Duncan Biscuit
Thousands of public sectors workers get back to normal by phoning in sick 3
Duncan Biscuit 01.12.11 6:59pm
Alastair Campbell offers to help Leveson write his report 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.12.11 9:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Revenge execution of singer Kelly Clarkson "Due to unfortunate clerical error" 0
Drylaw 01.12.11 8:44am
'Only Connect' costume department very stretched. 4
Griffin 01.12.11 4:44pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
New Health and Safety Lottery axed as ticket 'may give papercut' 0
Perks 01.12.11 7:56am
Jeremy Clarkson to be taken outside and struck. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.12.11 7:13am
Al OPecia
Primary schools announce Nativity 2.0

Some of the more progressive primary schools are gearing up for a modern take on the standard end of term nativity play, taking inspiration from modern technology. In the age of online census surveys...

fernandomando 07.12.11 2:37pm
Adobe Reader update finally ready to download!

After hours of terrifying silence, Adobe finally made users safe again after missing their normal update delivery target by almost 19 hours. Internet forums have been going crazy with panic as...

grumblechops 01.12.11 12:22am
Fahrenheit 451 renamed as Fahrenheit 647 due to Kindle's higher combustion point 5
Immunis 02.12.11 1:23am
John Terry denies racism claims; 'Chalky can see the funny side'.

More soon 'nick nick'...

MADJEZ 01.12.11 9:25am
Sky Sports News mourns the death of, the death of, Gary Speed

The story that refused to hang itself? No more soon please. Too Cryptic? There must be a sub about the press's overaction? It's not like he was Diana "Gary Speed was Diana questions Daily Mail?"...

ironbridgeboy 01.12.11 12:03pm
We buy draws the line at Alan and Jimmy 0
simonjmr 30.11.11 8:10pm
Public sector CCTV wankers, child snatchers and bin snoopers could strike again! 0
ronseal 30.11.11 7:58pm
Private sector staff stage mass walkout at 6pm

Similar action expected for the rest of the week, with millions expected to withhold labour completely at the weekend...

grumblechops 30.11.11 10:57pm
Cold sufferers ditch tissues for 'willfully complex' Dyson Noseblade

As the winter cold season takes hold, congested consumers are embracing a 'breakthrough' from Dyson, which makes affordable decongestants seem primitively simple. Harnessing the power of twin...

01.12.11 12:23pm
BT Broadband support "have been on strike for the last 2 years"

BT has revealed why there is such a long wait for BT Broadband support; the staff have on strike in a dispute over how BT should be spelt...

apepper 30.11.11 6:27pm
Facebook accuses BBC of plagiarism 0
kga6 30.11.11 6:21pm