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North Korea nuclear test, "It's Seoul destroying", claims South Korea 9
topfotogmw 15.02.13 10:56am
lane-avenger
Carnival Cruises renames ship “Carnival Calamity”

Carnival Cruise lines, owner of Carnival and Costa brands has revealed they are to rename their entire fleet of ships to reflect the true experience in a huge rebranding exercise. The company has had...

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rogerg 15.02.13 10:54am
lane-avenger
Send her Pistorius!

In a remarkable intervention, Her Maj QE2 of GB has requested, under her rarely used powers as supreme head of the commonwealth and the little nations conquered by England, that Oscar Pistorius, the...

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lane-avenger 15.02.13 10:52am
Tripod
Warren Buffet buys Hovis and Danepak to make bacon sandwich... 0
Tripod 15.02.13 10:33am
Tripod
Russian fireball found to be 29% horse - it's meaty alright!

(gets coat)...

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Smart Alex 15.02.13 9:54am
Tripod
DNA tests show that Richard III 30% Horse

Proving conclusively that the remains were royal. Assume this is old hat. So here is an alternative based on a true*ahem*biscuit:, http://www.denovojournal.com/#!special-issue/crrc DNA analysis...

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gaijintendo 15.02.13 9:33am
gaijintendo
Asteroid 2012 DA14 under threat from small white triangle 0
charlies_hat 15.02.13 9:08am
charlies_hat
Police find arsenal of guns and large collection of blades at Pistorius house 0
simonjmr 15.02.13 9:07am
simonjmr
Horse Meat Found In Tory Policies....

Cameron horsey set to blame...

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Jesse Bigg 15.02.13 8:59am
Jesse Bigg
Near miss celestial object found to be 78% horse meteor! 0
topfotogmw 15.02.13 8:17am
topfotogmw
SA Police: 'Shot heard, Pistorious found 400 metres away from murder scene'. 5
topfotogmw 15.02.13 6:44am
Yikes
Miliband hopes to be salvaged by 10p tax after being stranded without power

Ed Miliband launched an emergency tax initiative today to try to tow his beleaguered party to safety after having been left drifting without power for nearly three years. The party, which had been...

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topfotogmw 15.02.13 6:39am
topfotogmw
NRA calls for ban on artificial legs 0
Yikes 15.02.13 6:24am
Yikes
Police probe papal "retirement" as traces of pope found in beef

One cardinal who was detained overnight admitted that the Pontiff's disappearance might look suspicious to some, coming at a time when you could get away with serving up Lord Lucan in a Quarter...

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sydalg 15.02.13 1:46am
sydalg
Findus seeks to repair reputation by sponsoring donkey sanctuary

More later...

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sydalg 15.02.13 1:38am
sydalg
Horsemeat Reputational Damage Top Ten...

1. Government - "no health risk" - like hell!, 2. Romania - no donkey scrappage scheme, 3. Brussels - asleep at the wheel, 4. Tesco - no profuse apology for second offence, 5. Waitrose - how...

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deskpilot3 15.02.13 12:22am
deskpilot3
Traces of horseshit found in Dr. Phil's bullshit 0
Dumbnews 15.02.13 12:07am
Dumbnews
Apple releases 'act above making topical jokes but not come up with better' app 0
quango 14.02.13 11:25pm
quango
Oscar Pistorius case ..A nervous O.J Simpson waits for the knock on the door 0
misterjingles 14.02.13 11:24pm
misterjingles
Apple launches new 'Oscar Pistorius Punchline Generator' app for iPhone 0
TheNewsWalrus 14.02.13 11:01pm
TheNewsWalrus
Arse-kicking party “a dream too far” for Pistorius...

A friend of the sprinter, who wants to remain anonymous, wonders what might have been. “From an early age Oscar knew exactly what he wanted to do: run at the Paralympics, compete against...

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Tripod 14.02.13 11:01pm
AReader
Terry Gilliam speaks direct to camera; "It's only a model". 0
topfotogmw 14.02.13 10:33pm
topfotogmw
O'Farrell To Stand For Labour At Eastleigh By-election

Now there's a thing...

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tamoshanter 14.02.13 10:31pm
tamoshanter
Tests prove Gareth Bale 90% monkey 0
topfotogmw 14.02.13 10:23pm
topfotogmw
Irving: "Nazis Mistook Jews For Burglars" 1
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 14.02.13 10:01pm
lane-avenger
Disgraced athlete Pistourius test positive for WD40 3
Scronnyglonkle 14.02.13 10:00pm
lane-avenger
police stumped over Pistorius shooting 1
victimms 14.02.13 9:23pm
Squudge
"I had the world at my prosthetic, rubberised pads", laments Pistorious 1
topfotogmw 14.02.13 8:49pm
Yikes
Pistorius: On second thoughts chocolates would have been better

Fuck its been a long depressing day (no cards again, off to bed with Mr Snuggles, Cosmopolitan and a box of tissues)...

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lane-avenger 14.02.13 8:43pm
lane-avenger
Tragedy as Pistorius's girlfriend dies before she could have sex with John Terry 26
Oxbridge 14.02.13 8:31pm
lane-avenger