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Muamba

Muamba told Torres scored twice, how long have I been out he asks...

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waggy 21.03.12 12:20pm
waggy
Homeopathy in crisis after water loses its memory 9
button 21.03.12 12:17pm
Midfield Diamond
Richard Branson's VI and V2 missiles are heading for London

A re-work of yesterday's War & Peace length sub. Any comments appreciated. Ta Transport Minister Norman Baker has announced that Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic is the preferred bidder for...

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dvo4fun 21.03.12 12:16pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Sunday "worship" change for Games 0
simonjmr 21.03.12 12:15pm
simonjmr
Cabinet Ministers bang the table as secretaries and 'friends' not available 0
Mandy Lifeboat 21.03.12 12:14pm
Mandy Lifeboat
HOT CROSS BUNS PRICE FIXING SCANDAL

Christians are being tricked and left confused about the recommended retail price of their favourite symbolic Easter treat. Hot Cross Buns are commonly advertised as being one a penny, two a penny....

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Roger Povey 21.03.12 12:10pm
Roger Povey
Illegal blogging worth billions claim World Bank

Its report, Justice for Social Networks, says that most illegal blogging operations are run by organised crime, and much of the profit goes to corrupt officials. Countries affected include...

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simonjmr 21.03.12 11:27am
simonjmr
Samantha Mumba tweets, thanks for the well wishes but I'm fine and healthy,

Thanks for remembering it has been 12 years since my number 2 single More soon...

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simonjmr 21.03.12 11:22am
simonjmr
Costa Cruises to sponsor ITV’s Titanic 0
Ian Searle 21.03.12 11:13am
Ian Searle
Bercow pens Diamond Jubilee anthem

Picture yourself in a palace by a river, With tangerine hats and marmalade toast, Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, I'm the queen with kaleidoscope eyes Commonwealth flags of yellow...

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Boutros 21.03.12 10:59am
Boutros
Australian tennis star found alive and well on new episode of Cash in the attic 3
Iamthestig 21.03.12 10:57am
Perks
Fire Brigade called to internet flame war

In internet flame war was ended by Warwickshire Fire brigade last night when they where called to 35 Mercia Drive, a set of student flats in Coventry and hosed off the participants. The flame war...

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Immunis 21.03.12 10:55am
Midfield Diamond
Queen 'rededicates' herself to living off the State

More holidays later...

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virtuallywill 21.03.12 10:40am
Midfield Diamond
All hands on deck for Bolton as Muamba named in squad for Blackburn 0
Drylaw 21.03.12 10:00am
Drylaw
Metal thieves target George Osborne's brass neck 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 21.03.12 9:53am
Golgo13
Channel 5 launches new Sharia Law courtroom show featuring Judge Jew-Die 4
ronseal 21.03.12 9:37am
nickb
Cricketers with parasites in their underwear claim it's "just a tic in the box". 0
seymour totti 21.03.12 8:57am
seymour totti
Budget update: WD40 to replace HS2

Chancellor George Osborne announced in his budget statement that for financial reasons the controversial high speed rail link to northerly bits of England is to be cancelled. It is to be replaced by...

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weematt 21.03.12 8:41am
weematt
Man admits that living on a trampoline has its ups and downs. 0
kimllfixit 21.03.12 8:30am
kimllfixit
HTML5 App Builder | Make HTML5 Apps

Build HTML5 Apps which are cross-platform for any mobile or desktop web browser...

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21.03.12 7:06am
New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent

The Church of England has confirmed that the new Archbishop of Canterbury will be selected via public phone vote on a TV talent show hosted by Ant and Dec. ‘Bishops Got Talent will bring the...

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Ludicity 21.03.12 4:21am
Username
'Cipriani signs for Sale' signs for sale.

More sign based humour this way»»»»»»»...

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Perks 20.03.12 11:54pm
JustSomeBloke
Physician reprimanded for ‘insufficiently illegible’ prescriptions

Derivative from: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/03/20/optician-reprimanded-for-performing-%E2%80%98insufficiently-weird%E2%80%99-eye-examination/...

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Dumbnews 20.03.12 11:02pm
Dumbnews
The Mitchell's welcome Vic into the faaamily 0
charlies_hat 20.03.12 11:00pm
charlies_hat
Harry Potter actor convicted of Attempted Muggling 2
bonjonelson 20.03.12 8:00pm
dvo4fun
Didier Drogba suddenly clutches chest and collapses - ref tells him to get up 1
Midfield Diamond 20.03.12 7:55pm
arthurminnit
Saudia Arabia to maintain a hands off approach to theft. 3
weematt 20.03.12 7:37pm
Haywood Manley
Ship's officer denies "elusive" accusations

"I don't know what all the fuss is about," Boatswain Higgs said today...

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Scroat 20.03.12 6:25pm
dvo4fun
Dale Farm travellers take over Wimbledon. Offered out of court settlement. 3
weematt 20.03.12 5:53pm
writinginbsl
CERN's Large Hadron Collider admits defeat in search for Tulisa sex tape 0
cinquecento 20.03.12 5:15pm
cinquecento