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International gang member exchange given the go-ahead. 1
Corrigan 4 years

The Government has confirmed it has negotiated a multinational gang member exchange scheme in an effort to reduce the influence of criminal gangs around the world. The concept of the project is to...

Mysterious object seen at Loch Ness (again) during peak holiday season. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More sightings next year...

Wenger Fails in Bid for Beckham’s Semen 0
steve090291 4 years With Wenger’s latest failed bid for Arsenal legend Thierry Henry’s semen, he has opened negotiations with David Beckham...

Ch. 5 announce girl who robbed crisps from Poundland will be in Celebrity BB 3
simonjmr 4 years
Arsenal hire former Iraqi Minister of Information as press officer. More soon. 0
martin2381 4 years
The Only Way Is Worthing. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Soixante Neuf Films is promising "new birds and blokes" in it's latest reality programme The Only Way Is Worthing. A host of glamorous locations have been lined up, including the Worthing Pavilion...

Harley rider not clinically-obese. "Slipped through the net" explains importer. 1
dvo4fun 4 years
Salmond admits "geology not my strong point". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Gerard Depardieu's Notting Hill Parade invitation retracted 0
antharrison 4 years
Serial womanising vicar blames Lynx effect. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Gadaffi defiantley claims Libyans shot down Red Arrow. 15
MADJEZ 4 years
Tony Blair says Broken society not to blame for riots they're just jealous 0
spreademarge 4 years
Chiswick invaded by Daleks. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who...

Tory-Led Cuts Force Lib-Dems Into A More Meaningful Role..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.Part-time manikins in major London stores...

Dr Who in Cambridge to prove time travel is real. Apologises for being late. 0
martin2381 4 years
Spandau Ballet goes to No. 1 as investors start buying 'Gold' 2
Ian Searle 4 years

Always believe in...

'Rebel troops fleeing from Gadaffi' claims former Iraqi Minister of Information. 0
martin2381 4 years

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi Minister of Information during the second gulf war, has sided with Colonel Gaddafi in claiming that rebel troops are fleeing from Tripoli. He then added that the...

Cameron At One With Wenger.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.Total tight-arse when it comes to spending - and couldn't give a monkey's re Team UK...

if A levels are getting easier 0
arthurminnit 4 years

why does it still hurt my arse?...

Lepers banned from Durham pub 'for wearing bells' 18
4 years

A group of medieval lepers were humiliated today after being banned from a Durham pub for wearing bells. The lepers, part of a reenactment society who were due to perform at the village fete, were...

Parents of A Level loser plan gap year 3
Des Custard 4 years

Following his disastrous A level results, the parents of James Ardingly have decided to take a gap year while he works for his re-sits next summer. The couple had the idea after seeing the cheap...

Poking on Facebook to become an imprisonable offence. 0
Iscariot 4 years
UK prisoners to be freeze-dried to cut overcrowding 5
antharrison 4 years

With Britain's prisons filling to bursting point following the summer riot season, the Ministry of Justice has revealed that it intends to introduce new prisoner compression techniques to reduce...

Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter Again Over Daily Mail Jibe 0
Duff 4 years

Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today after it suggested in an article that King of Twitter, Stephen Fry, is frankly rather boring...

Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London 2
Duff 4 years

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Ricketts, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years...

Teen stumbled on old person's home that didn't smell of old person's home 0
roybland 4 years

Teen Jeff Foster (18) says that although he sniffed several times he couldn't detect the 'old person lives here' smell he expected at a bungalow he mistakenly visited on his pizza delivery round....

Jamaican Sugar Baron turns in his grave as he discovers thieving Lord Cole is 0
spreademarge 4 years

his descendent...

Amazonian tribe found who have never heard of the wheelie bin 7
greg various 4 years

and still get their rubbish collected every week., (That's on a weekly basis to politicians, teachers and those born after 1980)...

18 months Prison term for Stealing Parking Space amid Tottenham riots... 1
Jammydodgers 4 years

A judge today handed down a sentence of 18 months to a 19 year old unmarried pregnant woman after she was caught flagrantly cutting into an 'on street parking space' that another vehicle was clearly...

Desperate Mother of Serial Runaway Pleads ‘Where’s Wally?’ 2
UnoEye 4 years

‘He’s normally found in crowded places’ explains Wally’s anxious mother Janet ‘busy markets, theme parks, packed out beaches; places like that. Once I even found him in the middle of a...