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Poets’ Corner memorial gives Ted Hughes fans something to crow about 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.12.11 8:43am
Duncan Biscuit
Edinburgh Zoo takes 2 pandas on a 10 year loan after Tevez fails to agree terms 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.12.11 8:42am
Duncan Biscuit
2011 Turner Art Prize exposed as a fake

The British art world is tonight reeling from the shock announcement that since 1994, the UK’s most prestigious award for ‘up and coming’ artists has in fact been a carefully staged pilot for a...

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Username 06.12.11 12:42pm
gaijintendo
Men around the world hail invention of the paracetamol-flavoured condom

I'm going to get in trouble for this one, I can tell...

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bonjonelson 06.12.11 12:40pm
gaijintendo
Comedy virus escapes into the wild

Red-nosed BBC staff may find themselves responsible for a serious outbreak of chuckles in an area of the UK previously thought to be devoid of any humour whatsoever. Moments after the start of a...

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Username 07.12.11 5:49pm
dvo4fun
Teens concerned about "faxting epidemic" among parents

http://slate.me/vPXTXf...

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Dumbnews 05.12.11 10:55pm
Dumbnews
Smokers "spoil" Clarkson's bicycle tour of Chinese vegetarian eco-sanctuaries 1
Username 05.12.11 10:31pm
malgor
Lathe operator wins Turner prize. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 06.12.11 2:56pm
Oxbridge
Ask Leo and Lucy: what’s the carbon footprint of a hand job?

[i]The dilemma:[/i] I love the planet, and want to save it for future generations. However, I also enjoy hand jobs from anonymous escorts. Are hand jobs ‘green’, or should I feel guilty about...

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Runestone Cowboy 09.12.11 10:27am
rickwestwell
Tescos 'dead bird' campaign launches well- "everyone will want one" by Christmas 0
Username 05.12.11 7:58pm
Username
Survey finds most Facebook users think most stuff friends share is crap 0
Dumbnews 05.12.11 6:47pm
Dumbnews
Ex-Man Utd player's friend's mum's cousin sent to prison

in an otherwise uninteresting 'news' report...

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kga6 05.12.11 10:37pm
Dumbnews
Confusion as World of Warcraft Pandaren’s arrive at Edinburgh Zoo

Officials at Edinburgh Zoo have admitted that they have been hoodwinked by an online gaming firm when the two Pandas they were expecting turned out to be a pair of World of Warcraft characters. It...

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Immunis 05.12.11 6:06pm
Immunis
Osborne attack on Clarkson: “he’s not done enough to earn his unpopularity”

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, appeared genuinely angry in a TV interview at the weekend when asked about the unpopularity of Jeremy Clarkson. Mr Osborne was asked whether the...

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Aberdeen Correspondent 05.12.11 5:24pm
Aberdeen Correspondent
Ferrari sponsor 2012 UK Crash Map 0
medici2471 05.12.11 4:42pm
medici2471
Nissan delighted by foreign car safety demonstration 0
medici2471 05.12.11 4:38pm
medici2471
Premier Inn executive room mini-bars to feature mini lap-dancers 0
pinxit 05.12.11 4:22pm
pinxit
Teenagers to face spot checks 7
nickb 05.12.11 10:50pm
bonjonelson
Children's card games face snap inspections 0
nickb 05.12.11 4:12pm
nickb
Britain in Blame Supply Crisis

The government has announced that Britain has for the first time experienced a critical shortage of blame. The commodity is usually widespread, especially amongst Politicians and readers of the Daily...

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MT Bucket 05.12.11 3:56pm
dvo4fun
NHS Patients to Replace Lab Animals

Anti-vivisectionists are torn tonight by the announcement by David Cameron that NHS Patients will have the right to get access to experimental drugs up to one year before they are available to the...

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MT Bucket 05.12.11 3:36pm
MT Bucket
Knock-off Drugs to Save NHS

David Cameron has announced that untested drugs will be used to save the NHS by reducing costs. It is proposed that patients will be given access to the drugs up to one year earlier than the present...

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MT Bucket 05.12.11 10:37pm
deskpilot3
Study finds extreme viewpoints reveal more about the person than the issue 0
Dumbnews 05.12.11 3:19pm
Dumbnews
New Japan appeal for 'deserving wealthy' after multiple Ferrari pile-up 0
pere floza 05.12.11 2:54pm
pere floza
HSBC to launch "dodgy bank product" insurance cover for only £9.99 a month

High Street bank, HSBC, has launched a new insurance to protect investors from the cost of mis-sold financial products. Speaking at the launch of the product, known informally as "Vunera-buy" UK...

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hansens-scar 05.12.11 2:15pm
hansens-scar
Prince of Wales arrested following stamp-licking 'incest' charge. 1
kimllfixit 05.12.11 2:27pm
hansens-scar
Essex fly-over unveiled as training location for Olympic shot-putters

Sebastian Coe has hailed the preparations for next year's Olympics to be a great success after several "yoof" were seen throwing concrete blocks from motorway fly-overs. "We said we were going to...

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hansens-scar 05.12.11 2:05pm
hansens-scar
Ofsted declare "Satisfactory" schools to be "Unsatisfactory"

New head of Ofsted, Sir Michael Willishaw, has declared war on "coasting" schools by stating that Satisfactory is not satisfactory. In a similar twist of linguistic logic he has also ruled that...

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hansens-scar 05.12.11 1:40pm
hansens-scar
Security fears for MOD after list of their Secret Santas found left on a train 0
Ian Searle 05.12.11 1:15pm
Ian Searle
EU downgrade turkey and chestnuts in an attempt to boost Brussels

Traditional Christmas dinner is under attack from the EU. They want turkey and the trimmings to be largely replaced by brussel sprouts...

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apepper 05.12.11 1:07pm
apepper