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Mitt Romney to enter sea and begin punching hurricane

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has unveiled an audacious plan to strip to the waist, wade into the sea off New Jersey and begin beating Hurricane Sandy with this bare fists. “This...

Darkbill 2.0 30.10.12 7:28am
Garry Glitter admits he was in Jimmy`s gang. 0
burnmybridges 30.10.12 7:27am
Bill Clinton denies "having sex with that hurricane" 1
Squudge 30.10.12 7:11am
Howard Webb to fight for his Manchester United place

Howard Webb is not ready to stand down as Manchester United’s top referee and is ready to fight for his place he stated in an interview last night “Yeah, obviously Mark Clattenburg has put in a...

BigBish 29.10.12 11:39pm
Hurricane Sandy Beaches a Possible Sea Cow

[url=[URL=][/URL]][/url] Marine biologists were called to New York City to investigate reports of a beached manatee that may have been washed ashore...

29.10.12 11:12pm
Torres: “Ref questioned my personal hygiene by recommending 'an early bath'”... 0
Tripod 29.10.12 11:06pm
Lettering found embedded in Ayers Rock 0
Dick Everyman 29.10.12 10:34pm
Dick Everyman
Rolf Harris regrets catchphrase "Can you tell what it is yet?" 0
Dick Everyman 29.10.12 10:24pm
Dick Everyman
John McCririck’s sacking from Channel 4 Racing “not ageist, just twat-ist”... 1
Tripod 29.10.12 9:49pm
Kate Middleton’s as yet unborn child in lucrative publishing deal

Hot on the heels of Pippa Middleton’s latest book launch the as yet unborn child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has secured a lucrative deal with children’s book publisher, Usborne Books. ...

Dick Everyman 29.10.12 9:42pm
Dick Everyman
Osborne latest victim of Derren Brown "apocalypse" stunt

George Osborne admitted yesterday that his recent threats of a "double dip" recession were fictional and entirely due to the machinations of brain wrangler Derren Brown. "It all seemed so real,"...

butagirl 29.10.12 9:32pm
Dagenham's Debenhams Doomed 0
nickb 29.10.12 8:34pm
Mayor of New York regrets asking for trick instead of treat 0
Nowherefast 29.10.12 6:39pm
Referees' Union to be re-branded "The Black Shirts". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.10.12 5:24pm
New Yorkers on high alert as Hurricane Sandy lashes Donald Trump's hair 0
exigo 29.10.12 4:53pm
Local man purchasing mattress actually gets a good deal 0
Dumbnews 29.10.12 4:50pm
Investigation into 'culture inside the BBC' sees Yakult supplier go into hiding 2
Perks 29.10.12 4:40pm
Medicine man's anti wrinkle cream transforms rhino into hippo 0
Dick Everyman 29.10.12 4:17pm
Dick Everyman
BBC Trust to be rebranded BBC Doubt 2
Scroat 29.10.12 4:09pm
Patten fights on with £500m anti-paedo defence review

Beleaguered chairman, Chris Patten, faced down his critics today and launched a £500m package of measures, promising to revolutionise the BBC's entire approach to anti-paedophile broadcasting....

29.10.12 4:04pm
The Jim’ll Fix It letter that didn’t make it on air.

Dear Jim I love the work Esther Rantzen is doing with those poor children who suffer abuse on a regular basis. Therefore please could you fix it for me to visit the Childline offices? Thanks ...

Sheepback 29.10.12 2:46pm
Supermodels to be deployed to famine hotspots to teach "Eating with little" 0
simonjmr 29.10.12 2:33pm
Huge boost for nanovinegar and nanosalt on chips

Scientists have demonstrated methods that could see the flavour of chips enhanced 1,000 fold by the development of nanosalt and nanovinegar molecules. Initial experiments in tuber flavour...

simonjmr 29.10.12 2:29pm
Sheep-rustling can wait while police probe Savile’s Scottish hideaway...

Three carloads of police officers swooped on Jimmy Savile’s isolated hideaway, Allt Na Reigh, in Glencoe, which has joined 10, Rillington Place, Notting Hill and 25, Cromwell Road in Gloucester...

Tripod 29.10.12 1:56pm
Rolf Harris wobble board version of Good Morning Little Schoolgirl impounded 0
Drylaw 29.10.12 1:21pm
Liverpool's Suarez adopts long blond wig and cigar in bid to increase popularity 0
Drylaw 29.10.12 1:05pm
BBC boss: “We won’t hide behind smokescreen. We can’t find one big enough"... 0
Tripod 29.10.12 1:00pm
Danish porn star prevented from entering UK with diseased wood. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.10.12 12:51pm
Richard III: Leicester Cathedral burial cancelled after child abuse allegations 0
simonjmr 29.10.12 12:45pm
John Travolta has unexpected No 1 hit after the superstorm

Stranded at the drive in, branded a fool, what will they say Monday at school?, Sandy, can't you see, I'm in misery. We made a start, now we're apart, there's nothin' left for me. Love has flown,...

simonjmr 29.10.12 11:44am