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Bristolians Launch Campaign Against 'Bristol Stool Chart' 2
Sharpehunter 3 years

"Well, I say, just imagine the uproar if it was called the 'Oxford Turd-o-metre' for example, it just wouldn't be allowed to happen would it..?" said Walter Ambleforth, a former Councillor for...

Crack team of detectives drafted in to solve the 'railway sleepers' mystery 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Scotland Yard has today cast all protocols to one-side and have admitted defeat in the 20+ year investigation into the notorious 'railway sleeper' mystery. They have finally agreed to draft in the...

New doubts cast on quality of A-level results as Dog receives four straight A's. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Smuggler carrying 70k's worth of rare egg's is poached by airport x-ray machine 0
Basil_B 3 years

More soon, possibly a lengthy sentence for him and an expensive omelette for the security staff...

And the thieves came in the night 2
the vicar 3 years

and stole Mr Smellys mini cooper,packed to the brim it as with Mr smellys stolen stinking underwear."Weve had a right touch ear Sid"said Flannigan as they drove through Southgate."Strike a light do...

British Armed Forces to be replaced by the A-Team 4
Ludicity 3 years

As part of budget cuts the entire Ministry of Defence is to be dismantled and replaced by four soldiers of fortune sent to prison for a crime they didn’t commit. ‘We need a leaner, less...

"Gee' its worse than egg on ya face" says Americaneer who pulled up a stool.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years
Hitler "not all bad" claim after historians reveal Mein Kampf orphanage donation 7
rickwestwell 3 years
DI Boyd to lead team investigating Dr Kelly 'cold case' 0
Quincel 3 years

More to come, including some shouting...

Sky admit Richard Keys is hollow. 0
mrlemoncurry 3 years

It has been revealled today that Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys is hollow . After several months of denial Sky has issued a statement confirming the reports . It was a worry to Sky who knew from...

Manuel the Bull Wounds 40, During "Que?" Level Result Celebrations 0
mugwump 3 years
Fake clockwork toy salesman 'a wind-up merchant' 0
jp1885 3 years
Priest administers Last Rites to Blair's credibility 0
pinxit 3 years
Young Boys punish Redknapp 4
Sinnick 3 years

Well, someone had to say it. Anybody got anything better ?...

Are you a pen pusher? 0
the vicar 3 years

Do you push buttons for a living?are you a button pusher?do you enjoy pushing buttons?, Or are you a zip man?zip zip zzzzzip zzzzzip zip,sound familar?, Are your underpants to tight?, Do you wear...

Poll shows veteran comedians have same taste in cars. 'Every one a Maserati' 0
pinxit 3 years
Maths A-Level pass rate is 150% says examining board. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Mismatched couple get it together within first five minutes of romantic comedy 7
jp1885 3 years

Filming of Richard Curtis' latest rom-com, With All My Love, has descended into chaos after the two main protagonists were discovered by production crew 'at it hammer and tongs', just days into...

Shariah Court in Bradford seeks approval to inflict permanent wedgie.. 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

Following the shariah approach often epitomised by legal rulings in Saudi Arabia a Shariah Court in Bradford is seeking medical assistance to enforce a permanent wedgie on the convicted serial...

Iraq Criticises US Military for Leaving Lights On & Kitchen in a "right mess". 0
mugwump 3 years
Results show rise in girls getting an A, some let down by their face. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Higher A level pass rate shows that students are "Not as stupid as last year" 0
wallster 3 years
God and the Devil to refer ownership dispute over Jimmy Reid’s soul to ACAS 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Australian Muslim witness will unveil if judge removes the corks from her hat 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Poundland to work with UCAS to fill 2,000 new jobs 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lt. Gen. James R. Clapper "Floods in Pakistan make waterboarding much easier..!" 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

The US Head of the DNI (Department for National Intelligence)has today confirmed that every cloud does indeed have a silver lining. Lt Gen Clapper said that the recent flooding of Pakistan had made...

Pakistan Water Board set to lift hosepipe ban. 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 3 years
Competition for "exams are getting easier" jokes much tougher this year. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Parallel Universal Studios to make film about Earth not being destroyed in 2012 0
ThisIsNotADrill 3 years
Middle class benefits review could mean end to hummus allowance 0
Ludicity 3 years