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Hallowe'en scare for parents over cost of tacky masks, costumes and fake blood 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Suspicious package at East Midlands Airport is correctly labelled suitcase. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Austerity measures finally hit the Royal Family as the trooping of the colour 0
Basil_B 3 years

will now have to be done in black and white...

Adult males "are probably already extinct" 0
andhrimnir 3 years

according to Mrs Hrimnir. Strange emphasis on the "adult". Anyway back to my new project. A device that cools or heats bottled liquid to 10 degrees. Liquid propane and a temperature sensor that...

Camelgate films are proud to introduce Osama Bin Ladens first venture into films 0
arrghgarry 3 years

"The men that shag goats " Arabic film critics give it two thumbs up ...

In Brief - BBC realise they have no library footage 0
MC One R 3 years

Whilst compiling yet another pointless report for another tedious angle on the Spending Review, a BBC researcher was astounded to discover that the BBC picture library does not actually contain any...

Las Vegas Casinos are simply fronts for investment banks 1
siram 3 years

The Nevada Gaming Control Board today published its results of a two year investigation into the going on behind the scences in some of "The Strips" biggest casinos. Unknown to the majority of the...

Housing benefit badges plan 2
arflaethel 3 years

George Osborne, announced that those in receipt of Housing Benefit would be obliged to wear yellow badges on their clothing, The chancellor recommended that the Claimants be forced to wear the...

Bono to sue Google after revealing he still hasn't found what he's looking for 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

New Mum who wants best for baby? New Breast Express for the Mum on the Run 3
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Breast Express for those caring but forgetful mothers who want baby to have breast milk but too busy or have forgotten to pack their own expressed milk Yes, Breast Express allows you to text ahead,...

Osbourne to cut hour long "benefit" to 40mins on Sunday 0
danhall 3 years

Blames New Labour for "Wasting time"...

Perfectionist art forger rumbled after 'making' Tracy Emin's Bed 2
dicky37 3 years

[More soonfrom prison, apparently]...

Safety campaigners urge Government to allow gun stores in motorway services 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a subtle change of tack today, the AA urged the government to allow the carrying of lethal weapons during motorway journeys An AA spokesman says “we have lobbied Government endlessly to reduce...

Jedward concert tour classed as Torture by UN 0
simonjmr 3 years
Old age pensioner surprises everyone by getting 0
arrghgarry 3 years

younger you know...

Rooney's plan to spend his recently signed 5 year contract injured, gathers pace 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

just to piss Ferguson off...

Scottish People Set to Be Miserable an Hour Earlier 1
IABP 3 years
Elvis'ism still rising, according to Chicago Morning Tribune 0
Rowly 3 years

More soon, uh,hu...

Boris prepares to ruffle hair up more than usual to fall back on ecentric idiot 0
Basil_B 3 years

act to get out of Kosovan cleansing gaff...

The All Blacks Are To Make The Haka a Little Less Intimidating 0
IABP 3 years

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/Quetzel/AllBlacks.jpg...

Flickr geotagging data reveals truth of moon landing hoax 0
acwanaut 3 years

Data that accompanies photos of the 1969 moon landings proves that they were a hoax says a statement from AWG today. AWG, the society of avid web geeks, have recently redirected their attentions from...

Ryanair to charge for security checks 1
acwanaut 3 years

The latests in a long line of transparency measures in air travel pricing by Ryanair has been unveiled today as the airline begins optional additional security checks for passengers. Ryanair Chief,...

Tory grass roots urge clock to be moved back permanently on Sunday 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Panto star dies, Oh no He doesn't! 1
3 years
"We do not use torture," confesses MI6 chief. 1
Boarfunkel 3 years
Nigerian man scammed by UK e-mail gang 5
dogwheels 3 years

Let's have a vote: what works better? Story one or story two? Story one: A Nigerian businessman has spoken of his shock at being conned out of his life's savings by a British gang via e-mail....

God forecloses on bankrupt Megachurch 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Council planning officers seek urgent talks with King Midas over "metal palace" 2
rickwestwell 3 years

Council town planning officials from the Turkish city of Phrygia are urgently trying to arrange a meeting with local resident King Midas after a mysterious profusion of gold statues in the...

We are fatties and proud of it.org deny the report of a ten fold increase in 0
arrghgarry 3 years

fat people ,saying most of their members only have 7 folds ...

Google publishes address of womens refuge center 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Newspaper shows its disgust by telling more people about ...