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As Britiains economy goes down the shitter George Osbourne denies 0
3 years

he has been fecally irresponsible...

Listing on Sex Offenders Register to to replace ASBOs as 'must have' accessory. 0
Doylem 3 years
After months out of the spotlight, Al Gore announces new series of Ted 0
3 years

ious lectures...

Danish police arrest ‘mad Prince’ over ‘Blonde in the Pond’ tragedy 4
Oxbridge 3 years

It was the mystery that had everything: love, intrigue, murder, insanity and feuding, all at the highest levels of society. But the drama that has fascinated all of Europe came to a swift conclusion...

Gattuso’s anger at treatment of Alex Reid spills over into Jordan attack 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Zinc can treat common cold but gold recommended for the more upmarket type 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Attempts to close North-South health divide 'have gone West' says report 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Iraq intelligence wasactually script of Austin Powers spin off reveals curveball 0
jm 3 years
Pro democracy riots spread to Luton 0
jm 3 years
Culture Secretary in Deed Poll Shocker 0
3 years
New cat in number 10, daddy-o 1
greg various 3 years

As a hep Cameron urges squares to join the beat society. "You've never had it so cool"...

Facebook now lets you fill your holiday photo albums with images from Google 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Archaeologist stumbles on ancient coins hidden underneath car-seat 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Berlusconi trial case : Prosecutor will have to make it stand up in court 0
Quaz 3 years

more later, oh yes, more, more, more, ohhhhhh!...

Dead prime-minsters 'turning in grave' proposed as new energy resource. 0
Milo Shame 3 years

A leading energy company has announced today that they have finally been able to harness the power of dead prime-ministers in their pursuit of a clean, unlimited supply of energy. Technicians at...

Welsh Vicars shocked at notion of "Same Species" marriages. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Fox apologises via Twitter to e-mail redundancy soldiers. #verysorry 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

G-love announces “Premiership style” school league tables 0
maurice0c 3 years

In a deeply unshocking announcement today the government’s education guru Mr Michael G-Love detailed the content of the new white paper on educational reform; “Back to the Good Old Days Chaps”....

Berlusconi to reduce the number of days in a year, backdated to 1990. 1
Griffin 3 years
Lib Dem's realising they "married a minger". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Katie Price offers to form coalition with Tories...

New cat arrives at number 10 0
3 years

We've just seen the new cat arriving at 10 Downing Street after a dirty rat was seen scurrying along outside number 10. Apparently it wasn't just any old rat as previously reported, it was George...

Financial reporting hyperbole at an all-time high 1
Zadok the second 3 years

Figures released today by the Monetary Policy Committee of the Bank of England show that financial hyperbole is now at a record high, and could continue to climb until your children have left home....

Militant Islam goes high tech and issues "Fatwas" online 1
twookey 3 years

Militant Islam today brought itself up to date with modern technology by the issuance of Fatwas online. In a controversial move,sure to be to the chagrin of the more militant members of the militant...

Army blame work experience teenager for 'U R SAK-D SOLJA' Text messages. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
"Big Society" plan was formulated "on big pub crawl". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Larry the cat insists "attack on Gove was genuine case of mistaken identity" 1
Mother 3 years
New Downing St. cat kills rat, mole, badger and toad. 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Cameron starts Big Society animal shelter at No. 10. 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years

More animals soon...

Foreign Office Issue New Advice to Holidaymakers: Avoid Tehran and Cleethorpes 0
thisisall1word 3 years

cheap shot - Tehran's lovely...

Army apologises for sacking soldiers via Moonpig 5
Fin Robertson 3 years

The Army has apologised after 38 soldiers learned they were losing their jobs after receiving a personalised e-card from Moonpig.com One soldier received his marching orders on his PDA whilst...