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Image of UK pop music in crisis as ginger bloke and fat girl sweep Brit Awards 4
charlies_hat 21.02.12 10:22pm
'Bitter' dispute sees Columbia threaten to turn off 'Espresso Pipeline'

The Colombian government has caused the world to shake in a way that resembles the withdrawal symptoms of a caffeine addict after announcing it is considering turning off the espresso pipeline to the...

Perks 21.02.12 10:18pm
Shares slip in Greece 1
ianrbland 21.02.12 10:06pm
UK Border Agency split in two; IN and OUT 2
charlies_hat 21.02.12 9:55pm
One in five Greek newborns to be given to Germany 0
hughesroland 21.02.12 9:50pm
Large wooden horse left outside the European Central Bank HQ 0
Gourd Almighty 21.02.12 9:35pm
Gourd Almighty
Madonna wins five awards at the Grannies 1
bonjonelson 21.02.12 9:28pm
Haywood Manley
Strauss-Kahn sex-ring arrest, didn't reallise Prince Albert was illegal.

More painful headlines soon...

MADJEZ 21.02.12 9:20pm
Sunderland Supporters Club sponsor St James's Park

There are mixed emotions in Newcastle tonight as it emerged that the Sunderland supporters club has agreed a seven figure sponsorship deal to rename St James's Park for the next 5 years. All funds...

grottymonty 21.02.12 9:13pm
UK braced for another sixty years of royal good deeds

The UK is faced with sixty years of the Duchess of Cambridge performing good deeds warn royal watchers. On her third good deed engagement in a fortnight visiting a therapeutic art school in Oxford,...

roybland 21.02.12 8:20pm
Craig Whyte inducted into Celtic "Hall of fame" for services the the club....

"We had thought about naming one of our stands after him," said a club source, "but apparently, he's already very adept at getting those using other means."...

Jammydodgers 21.02.12 7:40pm
Strauss-Kahn now favourite for Daddies Sauce Father of Year and England Captain 0
ronseal 21.02.12 7:39pm
Shares in Hummous dip

but market in bread dough rises...

ianrbland 21.02.12 7:27pm
EU gets €2000 for Greece under country scrappage scheme. 0
MADJEZ 21.02.12 7:01pm
Strauss-Kahn: I did have sex with that woman. And that one. And that one. 0
hughesroland 21.02.12 6:50pm
Amateur photographer struggles with that difficult second album 0
Smart Alex 21.02.12 5:31pm
Smart Alex
‘I’ve been living a lie for 35 years’ confesses singer Tina Charles’ ‘baby’

The love-shy long-term partner of pop singer Tina Charles has admitted after 35 years of going steady that his aversion to ‘loving’ is not solely due to his devotion to recreational dance. Craig...

Skylarking 21.02.12 5:16pm
Strauss-Khan facing a Ho's pipe ban in a matter of weeks 0
simonjmr 21.02.12 5:12pm
Abu Qatada to be awarded honorary membership of BNP.

"Let's face it" said a BNP spokesman, "when it comes to spreading hatred thinly veiled as religious dogma we have a lot to learn. Mr. Qatada has an entire government department gunning for him and he...

ianrbland 21.02.12 5:06pm
Now That's What I Call Music admit to artistic differences

during recording of that difficult eighty-second album...

Smart Alex 21.02.12 4:25pm
Smart Alex
Exhausted Greece gets Euro. Bailout "Thanks, we're off to Ibiza for a long rest" 0
dvo4fun 21.02.12 3:24pm
Giggs can be named as a fair player

So, what was all the fuss about, then ?...

Sinnick 21.02.12 2:58pm
Greek credit rating reduced to ΩΩ 2
bonjonelson 21.02.12 2:51pm
Le Creuset Fiend
DSK in prostitutes ring, allegation 3
medici2471 21.02.12 2:07pm
Jazz FM sorry over "porn" noises, to be re-named Jizz FM from now on 0
Iamthestig 21.02.12 1:41pm
Strauss-Khan claims sex-ring was masterminded by Hobbit & Wizard 1
charlies_hat 21.02.12 1:16pm
Forecourt attendant criticises self-serving motorists 0
cinquecento 21.02.12 1:05pm
Qatada claims "Spam emails show UK government is now desperate"

Abu Qatada claims he has now received over 30 spam emails congratulating him on winning an "all expenses paid" holiday to Jordan. Claiming to have been sent by "a friend", the emails simply tell him...

ianrbland 21.02.12 12:51pm
Midlife crisis inspires revisionist cocktail range

After spending the heady years of his youth serving "Long slow screws on the beach" to the upper echelons of Magaluf, the subsequent career spiral of 40 year old cocktail waiter Darren Hardgrind led...

cinquecento 21.02.12 12:37pm
Confusion as 100's of teenage 'NEETS' apply for Findus COD Quality Control role 0
charlies_hat 21.02.12 12:26pm